this is a sort of sequel to my other Xiaolin Showdown. I got this idea while talking to some friends about Xiaolin ships. I hope you enjoy.

It was another day in Jack's workshop. After the failure of trying to deal a blow to the Xiaolin Warriors by revealing Raimundo's element, Wuya had a temper tantrum and Jack decided it would be best to head home for a bit. He'd gotten better about being away from his mom, but he still had his quirks.

"Ah, konichiwa, Jack-kun," a voice said. Jack turned to see Tubbimura enter from the stairs.

"Tubbimura, how'd you get in here?"

"Your mother let me in. She was baking chocolate chip cookies and asked me to bring you some."

"Oooh, gimme gimme!" Jack said all giddy before noticing only half a cookie. Unfortunately it was half a heart, which made Jack all teary eyed. "Why did it have to be heart shaped?"

"Do you not like the heart shape? If you don't want it..."

"Hands off, Tubbi! It's not that. It's just..."

"Oh, Tub-kun!" a feminine voice said as Jack turned to see a slightly chubby japanese girl. "Are we ready to go?"

"Almost, Reiko-chan. I'm just catching up with an old friend."

"Okay, we don't wanna keep them waiting."

"What?"

"Oh, we are going on a, how you say, double date with Cyclops and his new lady friend. It's on Evilgram."

"LET ME SEE!"

Jack swiped Tubbi's phone and saw Cyclops really did have a lady friend and Tubby did too. His teary eyes came back and threw Tubbi's phone in the air. Luckily he caught it.

"Careful, Jack I just stole this and-"

"Just go. Don't let me keep you from love."

Jack ran crying into a corner as he shook back and forth.

"Uh, Jack are you alright?"

"Just go, Tubbimura. Have fun."

"Hmm." Tubbimura was conflicted but came to a decision. "Reiko could you get the car warmed up? I'll be there in a couple minutes."

"Okay, Tub-kun. Mwah!"

Tubbimura watched her butt jiggle as he blushed. Then he slapped his face to focus and walked over to Jack. He plopped his butt down, causing everything in the lab to bounce.

"Jack, what is wrong? Do not say there is nothing wrong. Evil friends should not keep secrets from each other."

"It's just... it seems like everyone's got someone these days. Wuya's got Chase, Raimundo and Kimiko are a couple now. Even you and Cyclops have girls, and you two aren't exactly lookers."

"I'm going to let that go this one time because we are friends, hai. So you wish to have a relationship too?"

"I mean, it would be nice to have someone to enjoy non-evil time, but... Anyway, don't worry about me. I'm used to it. Don't keep your girl waiting."

Tubbimura stood back up, adjusting his pants and looked at Jack.

"Don't worry, Jack. Somewhere out there, there's someone who will appreciate your evilness."

"Thanks Tubbi."

So Tubbimura left and Jack sighed in loneliness as he stared at the half-heart cookie.

A week later, in Chase's lair, he was enjoying his Lao Mei soup in a teacup as he sighed in content along with Wuya. However the quiet became a little too quiet for his liking.

"Is it just me, or has it become too quiet?" Chase said, getting Wuya's attention.

"Huh, you're right. It's like there's something missing."

Suddenly one of Chase's tigers showed up holding Katnappe.

"Hi, guys, how are you on this purr-fect day?"

"Well, I feel like there is an uncomfortable silence which you brought with you, but I'm still uneased."

"Oh, that's probably because Jack's not here."

"Now that she says it, she's right. I haven't heard a peep from Jack."

"After your plan to use Raimundo's element failed, I believe he went home to avoid being collateral damage. But you cooled down three days ago. I would've thought he'd be back."

"Well, someone should probably check on the kid." Chase and Wuya looked toward their uninvited guest, who then frowned. "Don't give us that look. All you have to do is let us know if he's alive."

"Fine. Can you let me go?" Chase snapped his finger and the tiger let her go. She landed on her feet and dusted herself off. "I'll let you know what I find."

So Katnappe left the room and went to see Jack.

"We can make some noise in the bedroom if you wish."

"Wuya, you should be careful. But very well."

Meanwhile, Katnappe arrived at Jack's home, and went straight to the lab, and was met with a horrid stench.

"Ugh, what died in here?" She touched the table, noticing the build-up of dust. "What, Jack can't invent a maid robot?" Then she saw one of his Jack bots dressed in an apron and maid cap. "I did not need to see that."

Katnappe continued walking until she found the source of the stench, Jack on his side emitting stink lines as he sobbed softly.

"Geez, Jack, you're such a whiny baby," Katnappe said. However, unlike her expectations, he didn't try to deny it. "Hello, anyone home?" She saw a music player and looked at the songs, all about not finding love. "Dang, what's with this?" She pulled out the headphones and... "JACK SPICER!"

"AHHH!" Jack turned to see Katnappe. "When did you get here?"

"Like two minutes ago. What have you been doing?"

"Contemplating my loneliness. Preparing to die alone."

"Whoa. That went a bit too dark. What's got you like this?"

"Tubbimura came with a girlfriend on his way to a double date with Cyclops and his lady friend."

"Yeah, they got some really nice pics on Evilgram. Wanna see?" Katnappe saw how this statement affected him. Energetic Jack was super annoying, but it was preferable to sad lonely Jack. "Just get out there and find a girl, or guy whatever your preference."

"What's the use? They'll just end up leaving me for someone better looking with more money."

"I can definitely understand the better looking." She saw him huddle away. 'Ugh, I can't believe I'm about to do this.' "Jack, how about we do go out and do something, just the two of us?" Jack perked up and had a smile. "Just so we're clear, this is not a date-date. It's a pity-date." Jack got sad again. "Look, I get annoyed at regular you, but even I don't want you withering away alone down here. It'll be fun. But change your clothes and clean your... everything. Meet me at this address tomorrow at 4:00."

"Okey-dokey!" Katnappe gave him a stare. "Never do that again?"

"Ever."

"Got it."

So what do you guys think so far of this? aside from RaiKim, Jacknappe is the next most likely ship in my eyes. until next time.