Isekai'd as the new French Miraculous Superhero Team

by bigvic150

In this all-new take on MLB, an army of 1,044 friends are killed by an exploding TV and reborn in Miraculous Ladybug, with 2 girls being reborn as Marinette and Chloe. With the foreknowledge at their disposal, they intend to change everything horribly wrong and minorly horrible about the superhero show's future. But what threats lurk to stop them?

1. 1,044 Deaths and Rebirths with memories

Isekai'd as the new French Miraculous Superhero Team.

Chapter 1: 1,044 Deaths and Rebirths with memories.

(Author's notes: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my very first Miraculous Ladybug reincarnation fanfiction story, inspired by a couple of Miraculous Ladybug fanfictions in which Marinette and/or Chloe are possessed by the spirits of dead girls from the real world for multiple purposes and reasons such as improving the storyline of the show's first 5 seasons and getting rid of all nuisances such as Hawk Moth, Mayura, Lila, specific versions of Adrien, specific versions of Chloe, and so forth. And yes, isekai means reincarnated or reborn in another universe, as you might've researched on your computers/mobile phones to look up the meaning. BUT just so we're clear, I come from an extensive religious family in terms of numbers and I don't believe in reincarnation since it doesn't even exist in real life. How do I know this, you ask? Well, there exists no evidential records of reincarnation happening in the real world, even before COVID-19 swept the world. AND, if any of you have read the Bible and/or haven't read it, let me clarify: the word "rebirth" even outside of religious definitions and contexts doesn't always mean "being sent to another universe before passing on to the afterlife." But I do like reading fanfictions of Miraculous Ladybug that involve reincarnation such as A Different Chloe by Fon Hibari on Archive Of Our Own, one of my favorites of this decade. It's an amazing story; check it out.

Now, as the title of the story implies, as well as the title for this first chapter of the story, this is mainly about an assortment of 1,044 people who get reincarnated into the Miraculous Ladybug cartoon to become the new iteration of the French Miraculous Superhero Team. The two main characters in this story overall are basically 2 OC girls who get reincarnated as Marinette Dupain-Cheng and Chloe Bourgeois, but they aren't going to be alone. Rather, 1,042 more of their friends will be reincarnated alongside them to serve as their teammates. Because of this, they'll become their own version of the new French Miraculous Superhero Team. But the 1,044 of them all, well, they will also retain their memories of the entire show to the point where they will remember all the necessary plans to defeat Hawk Moth in case he accidentally exposes himself during The Collector or if their plans to defeat Hawk Moth, Mayura, and Lila on the 2016 Heroes' Day fails. And they will also make sure to come up with backup plans to deal with even Bunnyx in case she tries to interfere for any good or bad reasons at all. I would explain more, but I think you all get the picture.

Enjoy chapter 1: 1,044 Deaths and Rebirths with memories.)

(Real life Earth 192472917389245, July 5th, 2185, first person POV...)

I'm Mikaela Haselwood.

I was just 2 days short of my 39th birthday despite the fact that I'm in great shape and on a strict nutritional diet.

At the present time, I was with my 1,043 other friends, Angus Habetell, Hazel Habgood, Caleb Hachett, Violet Hacket, Zachary Hackford, Willow Hackliffe, Seth Hadaway, Stella Haddrall, Ryder Hadler, Ivy Hageney, Reuben Hagerstone, Claire Hagewald, Oscar Haggerson, Leilani Hagney, Nathan Haid, Josephine Haimes, Lucas Haines, Genesis Hairskeugh, Logan Halbard, Nevaeh Halfhyde, Leo Haliday, Emery Halket, Lachlan Hallanan, Raelynn Hallister, Kenneth Hallybone, Magnolia Halstead, Johnathon Halstrip, Sloane Hamber, Jesse Hamond, Emersyn Hanbidge, Jacob Hancott, Kehlani Handscomb, Isaac Harlowe, Juliette Harpwood, Aluxio Alzamora, Amalure Amenábar, Amalio Amescua, Amelinda Áñez, Amelio Antuna, Anacelia Antúnez, Amoldo Aracil, Analilia Aragonés, Anbessa Arcaño, Anavictoria Arce, Andreo Arcilla, Aneeta Arévalo, Angelos Aroca, Anitia Arévalos, Antino Arrese, Annida Artajo, Apollonios Artime, Annitra Ascencio, Apolonio Asensi, Arama Asín, Arcadio Aspe, Arcenia Asquerino, Arcadios Astorga, Arianys Astudillo, Arcenio Austria, Aricella Ávalos, Arcinio Avilés, Aricelly Aybar, Aricello Azócar, Arsania Badosa, Aricelius Bahena, Arsemia Baillo, Aristeo Ballesta, Arsenia Baltra, Aristio Barbas, Artemesia Barbero, Arkadi Barradas, Ascension Barragan, Arkadios Batista, Aurkena Baviera, Arkadius Becerril, Aurkene Bejarano, Arkady Bellido, Azmina Beltrán, Arlando Beltré, Azor Benavente, Arlow Bernárdez, Azora Bertolé, Armante Betancor, Azul Blandón, Arrio Bolaño, Azuree Bonastre, Arrlo Bonifaz, Azurine Borla, Arsanio Borroto, Baila Bracamontes, Arseni Bracho, Bandana Bravo, Arsenios Brenes, Belcalis Briceño, Arsinto Bricio, Belen Brugués, Aryo Buendía, Belisma Bueno, Atahualpa Buenvenida, Belita Butrón, Baptist Caamaño, Bendite Cabal, Barto Cáceres, Benecia Callava, Beinvenido Calvente, Benedetta Calviño, Belisarios Caminero, Benedikta Campillo, Beltrano Canino, Benoite Cañizares, Bemabe Cantù, Beyla Canzani, Berillo Carnicero, Bibiana Carpena, Bertran Carpintero, Bibiane Casablancas, Bidel Casilla, Bienvenida Casmirio, Bolevar Castañeda, Braulia Castelblanco, Bonifaco Castrillón, Brazil Catalán, Bravilio Cebrián, Brianda Cejas, Bronko Ceniceros, Brienda Cerna, Buinton Cevallos, Brigidia Chacón, Candelareo Chávez, Byla Cisternas, Candelaro Claver, Cabalina Clivillés, Candelerio Collantes, Cadelaria Colmenero, Candelero Colomer, Calida Colón, Canyon Comella, Calli Conejo, Carlito Copello, Callida Corcuera, Carlo Corominas, Candelara Cortizo, Carlomagno Covarrubais, Candelarea Crespi, Carlosdaniel Cubilla, Candeloria Cuello, Carlosmanuel Damirón, Cantharida Davalillo, Trum Dawling, Taln Daybel, Aeliyah Daynes, Jordynia De Baughn, Sanyah De Beaux, Jennife de Besill, Nathalia Hernandez, Oakley Vasquez, Ricardo Marshall, Liliana Sullivan, Landon Romero, Alayna Powell, Kimber Mason, Zariyah Herrera, Rory Cunningham, Makenna Simmons, Armand Dunn, Ray Roberts, Stan Coleman, Annabella Mills, Rory West, Vance Williams, Rhett Schmidt, Natalie West, Trinidad Hayes, Tara 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Tejero, Maialen Gómez Gomis, Adara Suárez, Vanessa Conejero, Virginia Verdugo, Sara Bailén, Cloe Chistau, Sandra Romero, Iris Olloqui, Erika Villalba, Noa Serrano, Wilmer Patel, Jamaal Hicks, Rayna Hawkins, Will Foster, Ada Alvarez, Hayley Henderson, Makenzie Hoffman, Buck Anderson, Alayah Meyer, Sky Simmons, Janelle Hernandez, Wilton Campbell, Sandra Washington, Justin Stone, Basim Douglas, Da'jonte Wells, Sequan Hart, Varrien Hayes, Jeoffrey Beasley, Garence Nelson, K'aunté Rhodes, Char'quez Benjamin, Shovon Baker, Kwanzaa Vaughn, Haywood Tucker, Juvante Lowe, Jamaad Lowe, Deveron Beasley, Talik Chambers, Wyees Bailey, Dashonte Owens, Quedell Polk, Dubois Thompson, Dmitry Holmes, Jahkay Miles, José Salles Rezende, Adriano Medina Sato, Oscar Bastos Borba, Antonio Cabral Soares, Rodrigo Brito Fagundes, Edgar Ventura Quadros, Vitor Saraiva Teixeira, Erasmo Barbosa Dutra, Otávio Andrade Falcão, Diego Belchior Mantovani, Nina Borges Marques, Érica Azevedo Bernardes, Elisa Souza Ferreira, Kelly Nakata Alencar, Ariane Teixeira Pedroso, Lavínia Ramos Lourenço, Odete Vaz Kimura, Luísa Yamada Padilha, Tatiana Cavalcanti Brandão, Daiana Ávila Álves, Renan Cabral Moraes, Vitor Neves Fraga, Antônio Salgado Camargo, Eric Paschoal Pacheco, Daniel Ambrósio Vaz, Émerson Bernardes Melo, Romeu Amaral Rezende, André Assunção Castilho, Fernando Prestes Ruiz, Ricardo Falcão Guimarães, Francisco Macedo Leitão, Vinicius Gimenes de Campos, Álvaro Soares Watanabe, Armando Justo Caetano, Agildo Saraiva Pacheco, Flávio Machado de Jesus, Adriano Vasconcelos da Silva, Reinaldo Jardim Silveira, Neto Vale Jardim, Luiz Lopes Pedroso, Lívia Batista da Costa, Helena Vargas Miranda, Denise Quintana de Assunção, Vera Ximenes da Silva, Janice Rios Belluci, Andréia Ramos Machado, Thaís Couto Barros, Isadora Cruz Simões, Sônia Assunção Maia, Evelyn Leitão Chaves, Augusto Falcão Clemente, Rogério Boaventura de Albuquerque, Evandro Fagundes Batista, Guilherme Assis Chaves, Arnoldo Bastos Moreira, Émerson Leite Vieira, Leandro Saraiva Prestes, Eduardo Belchior Fernandes, Fernando Antunes de Castro, Álvaro Santos Justino, Han Jia, Gong Zhelan, Lai Tai, Du Xiang, Zhen He, Hu Zexi, Wei Lingxin, Zhu Xia, Xiao Qigang, Fan Shui, Zhen Lian, Wen Shi, Xiong Liuxian, Su Bai, Gu Fu, Deng Lin, Jin Lei, He Hua, Geng Zhong, Kong Xun, Mathijn Engberts, Jelle Ballast, Bas Brughuis, Theun Muisebelt, Gudo Kroon, Sjef Flucht, Remko van Jan Sasbrink, Michiel Corbach de Koster, Sjang de Heer, Lars Schreurs, Annemarije ten Donkelaar, Madelien Munster, Janneke van der Gaag, Ottelien van der Werf, Fien Tol, Lineke Kranenborg, Carlijne Steegmans, Ellemijn Kokshuis, Mariet Toorneman, Cathelijn Mineba, Lodewijk Zeijnen, Quinten Bredewold, Thijn van der Belt, Gustaaf Woordes, Mart-jan van Wulfften Palthe, Twan Slief, Jan-Bart Voorstok, Pieter-Bas Boon, Gijs-Jan Smoddies, Andries Luierweert, Ellen van der Velde, Ankie Kortum, Thea Grupstra, Carolien de Gunst, Dineke Biesterveld, Marit Blankenvoorde, Door Duivencate, Margriet van der Vecht, Joosje Vedelaar, Margriet Stolte, Bedario Nahas, Ahmad Assaf, Desire Mustafa, Mustafa Issa, Mero Salib, Seif Ganim, Amr Abadi, Bassam Amari, Shakir Bishara, Kamuzu Tannous, Mai Naifeh, Bassam Kassab, Taheya Botros, Aliaa Ganem, Dalia Harb, Weam Ghannam, Weam Sleiman, Menna Nader, Nona Morcos, Reem Assaf, Sohaila Mansour, Babes Sabbagh, Souhila Tannous, Manar Essa, Isis Samaha, Nehad Sarkis, Nihad Koury, Bassma Gaber, Ayah Daher, and Rabiah Tannous, in my residence in Fort Wayne, Indiana. And the one thousand and forty-four of us were finishing up with watching the series finale of Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug and Cat Noir, a show that even I used to love until I started rewatching every episode in slow motion up to sixteen times only to discover all of the problems the show had thanks to its (bleep!) season 1-5 director, Thomas Butthead (bleep!) (bleep!) Astruc.

I may have enjoyed the show at first, but not anymore. On the other hand, I was satisfied when Marinette and her army took down Lila Rossi for good, laid Emilie Agreste and Nathalie Sancoeur to rest, and used the Rabbit and Butterfly Miraculouses to fix all of the heroes' mistakes in the past while leaving Hawk Moth's debut alone since them defeating the first magical terrorist of Paris on Heroes' Day in 2015 proved to be a much better option at the time to prevent him from stealing the Chinese Zodiac Miraculouses to reforge into the Alliance rings and to better set in motion the Order of the Guardians being revived, all while making sure to deal with all other nuisances, including Bob Roth, XY, Cash, Techno-Pirate, Lila, Tomoe Tsurugi, Jalil Kubdel, Chloe Bourgeois, Audrey Bourgeois, and Andre Bourgeois.

Of course, that's only in the web version of a comic book/fanfiction we invented seeing as how that never happened in canon, even before seasons 6 through 12 were released over the course of 2024, 2025, 2026, 2027, 2028, 2029, 2030, 2031, 2032, 2033, 2034, 2035, 2036, 2037, 2038, 2039, and 2040 in segments of episodes and TV movies and release dates and the like. But yeah, because of the direction of the show's first five seasons, even before the Miraculous World Paris TV movie revealed the existence of the multiverse as well as universes where the Butterfly Miraculous was in the hands of a hero instead of Gabriel Agreste or Lila Rossi, even before the release of season 6 revealed how Lila was going to abuse the Butterfly Miraculous, and even before Thomas Astruc's final fate in this universe, which I would gladly share with anyone listening if they had our views on Miraculous Ladybug in terms of the choices of Thomas Astruc, his posse, and the characters of the show, we devoted ourselves to fanfictions of Miraculous Ladybug that adhered to our preferences, no matter what they were.

And true, some of our preferences of Miraculous Ladybug fanfictions often collided with each other and with those of our various other friends and friends-by-family associates, but we never fought each other because that would end the status quo of our tight-knit relationships among other bad reasons.

Anyway, we had also collaborated on Miraculous Ladybug fanfictions similar to the ones that came out in 2017 to 2024 centered around alternate universe/timeline takes on specific parts of the show in a unified Miraculous Ladybug Alternate Universe, Canon Rewrite, Smart Marinette, Smart Adrien, Chloe Redemption, Andre Bourgeois Redemption, Lila Rossi's Lies Are Exposed, Mayura: Heroes' Day Part 2 Fix-It, Marinette Dupain-Cheng Is Not A Stalker, Fluff, Identity Reveal, Adrinette | Adrien Agreste/Marinette Dupain-Cheng, LadyNoir | Adrien Agreste as Cat Noir/Marinette Dupain-Cheng as Ladybug, Badass Marinette Dupain-Cheng, Post-Reveal Adrien Agreste | Cat Noir/Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug, Adrien Agreste | Cat Noir Has A Crush On Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug, Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Has A Crush On Adrien Agreste | Cat Noir, Adrien Agreste | Cat Noir Knows Marinette Dupain-Cheng Is Ladybug, Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug Knows Adrien Agreste Is Cat Noir, Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug Is Not Oblivious, Adrien Agreste | Cat Noir Is Not Oblivious, Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug Knows About Adrien Agreste | Cat Noir's Crush, Adrien Agreste | Cat Noir Knows About Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug's Crush, Protective Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug, Protective Adrien Agreste | Cat Noir, Adrien Agreste | Cat Noir Is Not An Idiot, Adrien Agreste | Cat Noir Is Sunshine, Good Parents Sabine Cheng & Tom Dupain, Sabine Cheng & Marinette Dupain-Cheng, Sabine Cheng/Tom Dupain, Sabine Cheng & Tom Dupain Know Marinette Dupain-Cheng Is Ladybug, Sabine Cheng & Tom Dupain Know Adrien Agreste Is Cat Noir, Sabine Cheng & Tom Dupain Know Gabriel Agreste Is Hawk Moth, Sabine Cheng & Tom Dupain Ship It, Lila Rossi Bashing, No Lila Rossi Redemption, Lila Rossi Faces Consequences, Lila Rossi Is Hawk Moth In The Future, Good Chloe Bourgeois, Bee Chloe Bourgeois | Queen Bee, Chloe Bourgeois/Nathanael Kurtzberg, Chloe Bourgeois & Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug, Adrien Agreste | Cat Noir & Chloe Bourgeois, Adrien Agreste & Chloe Bourgeois & Alya Cesaire & Marinette Dupain-Cheng & Nino Lahiffe, Adrien Agreste | Cat Noir Is NOT A Sentimonster, Marinette Dupain-Cheng & Nino Lahiffe, Turtle Nino Lahiffe | Carapace, Awesome Nino Lahiffe, Nino Lahiffe Knows, Evil Lila Rossi, Manipulative Lila Rossi, Bad Parent Gabriel Agreste, Oblivious Gabriel Agreste, Gabriel Agreste | Papillon | Hawk Moth Ships Adrien Agreste/Marinette Dupain-Cheng, Gabriel Agreste Has No Rights, Lucky Charm And Miraculous Ladybug Cure | Ladybug Miraculous Superpowers, Smart Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug, Smart Adrien Agreste | Cat Noir, Good Friend Chloe Bourgeois, Episode Fix-It: s01 Dislocoeur | Dark Cupid, Episode Fix-It: s01 Le Dessinateur | The Evillustrator, Episode Fix-It: s01 Chronogirl | Timebreaker, Episode Fix-It: s01 Animan, Episode Fix-It: s03 Chameleon, Episode Fix-It: s03 Cat Blanc, Episode Fix-It: s03 Ladybug, Episode Fix-It: s03 Festin | Feast, Episode Fix-It: s03 Oblivio, Episode Fix-It: s03 La Marionnettiste 2 | The Puppeteer 2, Episode Fix-It: s03 Miracle Queen (The Battle of the Miraculouses Part 2,) Frozer Rewrite, Adrien Agreste | Cat Noir & Everyone, Bad Teacher Caline Bustier, Good Teacher Ms. Mendeleiev, Bad Principal Denis Damocles, Caline Bustier Fired, Denis Damocles Fired, and so forth fanfiction showing what was supposed to happen in the cartoon if not for Thomas Astruc. Starting with Master Fu potentially making smarter choices with giving out the Ladybug and Black Cat Miraculouses by choosing not to use children to help him – or even choosing to create a temporary brigade that consists of up to 12,987,654,321 Miraculous heroes if he has additional Miraculouses courtesy of being able to salvage more Miracle Boxes from the Guardian temple and/or from around the world to help Marinette and Adrien and/or from using the Rooster Miraculous to be given the power to will new Miraculouses into existence. And the other changes also consist of Marinette not being rushed into the superhero life, Marinette choosing to outfit her Ladybug suit with additional armor pieces and along with visualizing herself having the ability to fly, Adrien being reminded of how he can only use Plagg's powers once per transformation before having to feed Plagg way before he transforms for the first time, the identity rule being thrown out the window in the first episode before going to fight Stoneheart, Ladybug and Cat Noir being trained in mixed martial arts, as well as boxing, Muay Thai, Judo, Lethwei, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, wrestling, Combat Sambo, Pankration, Kung-Fu, Krav Maga, Aikido, Jeet Kune Do, kickboxing, Capoeira, Tai Chi, Taekwondo, karate, Kenpo, and other forms of martial arts alongside Mirakung-Fu, and so many other things we did to make our fanfiction collaboration unique.

Yeah, it was a great story that borrowed lots of cues from previous Miraculous Ladybug fanfictions that explored similar takes with the appropriate story tags to look for, Archive Of Our Own style.

And of course, just as we were going to turn off the TV for the night, an explosion happened in front of us, and we knew no more.

(Quantic Universe Earth 19274729568301958374, July 24th, 2001, Mikaela Haselwood's POV/Marinette Dupain-Cheng's POV...)

When I opened my eyes, I was mentally aghast and horrified to discover I had been reborn, and I underwent childbirth as Marinette Dupain-Cheng from Miraculous Ladybug, no less.

And somewhat shockingly, just like back on my Earth, I was born without crying just because I didn't even want to cry.

Of course, this gave the doctors a bit of a reason to be worried, but when I/Marinette made cooing noises and showed that I was able to breathe without any problems, this made the doctors sigh in relief that I was resilient, healthy, all that jazz.

The head nurse said to Tom and Sabine Dupain-Cheng while approaching them after having just carefully severed my umbilical cord and made sure that I wasn't bleeding to death, "Congratulations, Mr. and Mrs. Dupain-Cheng. It's a girl."

I was handed to Xia Bing/Sabine Cheng, my mother from another universe, also known as Verity Queen and Qilin at the hands of Scarlet Moth and Shadow Moth, and she smiled warmly and tiredly at me.

Sabine remarks, "Our little angel."

My father from another universe, Tom Dupain, looks at Mom and he asks, "Honey, what are we going to name her?"

Sabine thinks for a moment or two before deciding, "Marinette. We'll name her Marinette Dupain-Cheng. Simply put, since Chinese women don't use their husbands' surnames, it's only fair that Marinette takes on our surnames to be unique among French and Chinese families. You know, kind of like Spanish origin surnames?"

Tom replies with a smile on his face, "I think I like the sound of that."

That night, as we were all sleeping after my new mother recovered from the pain of childbirth and after, well, you know, I felt a tug in my heart.

I could hear 1,043 adult voices mentally calling out to me.

And even though I had the feelings, stature, appearance, and so forth of a newborn infant, I was glad that my friends were still alive, albeit now we were in the world of Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug and Cat Noir.

But when we realized that fanfictions from our Earth often depicted people being reincarnated as one specific character per preference for any of the story authors, we realized that by a somewhat harsh and cruel twist of fate, we were killed and isekai'd/reincarnated into the world of Miraculous Ladybug, and while 1,043 of my friends kept their original identities and their original parents here in Paris, my best friend Hazel was reincarnated as Chloe Bourgeois.

And that's when we realized, much to our collective surprise, eager anticipation, evil glee, mischievous satisfaction, and burning rage at the decisions made by the characters, writers, and directors of the show all the way to 2085 all the way to season 12 and after it was preserved all the way to 2185, we now had the capability of changing the future for the better.

But we also knew we had to be extra careful of the Butterfly Effect to not only prevent the timeline from shifting way out of control, but also to make sure that Bunnyx doesn't try to run interference under any circumstances.

Yeah, I admit, even though Alix Kubdel's actions as Bunnyx were somewhat sound, lying to Marinette about the Cat Blanc timeline to prevent the time stream from shifting further out of control and to prevent Marinette and Adrien from defeating Hawk Moth 2 to 4 years earlier than canon was one of the f****** stupidest decisions to ever make. The only other choice that was equally stupid and foolish, was watching over the time stream to doubly make sure Marinette didn't tell Cat Noir about the Cat Blanc timeline simply to keep the future Bunnyx grew up in in chronological order despite the fact that Marinette would do all the things she did before and after seasons 4 and 5 nevertheless. Along with choosing not to take Marinette to an impromptu futuristic therapy to help her see the ramifications of her choices in regards to keeping Cat Noir in the dark and constantly relying on her army of temporary heroes before and after stupidly revealing her identity to Alya despite the fact that Alya continued believing Lila's lies even after learning Marinette's identity and seeing Marinette overly stressed all the way to the Revelation episode of season 5.

Along with that, Bunnyx didn't even give Marinette any form of advice to prevent the timeline from shifting out of control after Cat Blanc was returned to normal.

Of course, I happen to digress because the only way Bunnyx would be able to interfere with our efforts and do all of the things I mentioned is if I had chosen Alix to be the guardian of the Rabbit Miraculous and if I hadn't given her instructions needed to keep the timeline safe without doing any of the things she did in both the cartoon and in different fanfictions that feature her either being erased from existence, fired and replaced, etc., in addition to following the universal chronological order of recruiting her and choosing not to give her serious instructions of how to use the Rabbit Miraculous and turning a blind eye to how she uses it improperly.

But nevertheless, as I'm now Marinette, I'm going to have to make plans to meet with Hazel/Chloe, I'm gonna have to make plans to meet with Master Fu earlier than canon to learn further about the Miraculouses and receive some basic Mirakung-Fu training so that when Heroes' Day comes, I'll easily get Hawk Moth on the ropes before we unload our hatred and anger on him. And I'll be sure to give Alix very serious instructions on how to properly guard our timeline and how to use the Rabbit Miraculous the right way. Not unlike Canon Marinette choosing not to give Alix any instructions. (Thank you very f****** much, Thomas.)

Besides, whether we like it or not and as much as I hate to admit it, we need Bunnyx to serve as the hero of the Last Chance if our army fails against the ultimate challenge not unlike Ignoblia, King Cash, YanLuoShi, Scarlet Shadow Monarch, Argos, Scarlet Moth, Scarlet Shadow, The Collector 2.0., Scarlet Peacock, Moolak, Gold Record, Sole Crusher, Miracle Queen, Riposte Prime, Dark Humor, Matagi Gozen, Ikari Gozen, Hoaxer, Chameleon, Stoneheart and his army of clones, Stormy Weather 2.0., Manipula, The Puppeteer, The Puppeteer 2.0., Cat Blanc, Princess Justice, Rocketear, Qilin, the Destroyer, the Dark Owl, the Darker Owl, Risk, Strikeback, Oblivio, Ephemeral, Troublemaker, The Bubbler, Timebreaker, Pixelator, The Gamer, The Gamer 2.0., Glaciator, Befana, Frightningale, Style Queen, Desperada, Feast, Timetagger, Party Crusher, Truth, Light-Eye, Lies, Mr. Pigeon 72, Mr. Pigeon 68, Soundwave, Red Moon, Sphinx, Mayura, Clonika, Penalty, Queen Banana, Robustus, Simpleman, Bakerix, Furious Fu, Catalyst, Zombizou, the Magician of Misfortune, Princess Fragrance, Guiltrip, The Evillustrator, Dark Cupid, Animan, Silencer, Sandboy, Queen Wasp, Lady Wifi, Reverser, The Pharaoh, The Pharaoh 2.0., The Mime, Captain Hardrock, Riposte, Rogercop, Antibug, Christmaster, Darkblade, Miraculer, Kwamibuster, Reflekta, Reflekdoll, Malediktator, Simon Says, Copycat, Despair Bear, Prime Queen, Vanisher, Anansi, Oni-Chan, Horrificator, Syren, the Punishers Trio, Guitar Villain, Wishmaker, Mega Leech, Kung Food, Kuro Neko, Safari, Unmasker, Panic, Kouki, Ryukomori, Dark Humor, Bugfighter, Vanisher 2.0., Miss Sans-Culotte, Replay, Silurus, Sculptia, Librarian, Invisigence, Wild Child, Nyx, and Tesseract among other Akumatized supervillains in canon and in fanfictions combined.

Matter of fact, when I give Alix the Rabbit Miraculous, I'll be giving her one hundred and forty-five rules, a la the various rules real life superheroes, the many Power Rangers teams, and so forth must follow.

And I got them all figured out in this speech to Alix in the future, particularly if we're unable to apprehend Hawk Moth, Mayura, and Lila Rossi on Heroes' Day and if we're unable to prevent Monarch from reforging the Fox, Bee, Turtle, Horse, Dragon, Mouse, Snake, Monkey, Dog, Pig, Rooster, Tiger, Ox, and Goat Miraculouses into his Alliance Rings: "Alix Kubdel, here is the Miraculous of the Rabbit, which grants you the power of time travel. On behalf of Master Fu and the remnants of the Order of the Guardians, I'm entrusting you with the Rabbit Miraculous because of the fact that you know how to keep secrets. However, the Rabbit Miraculous is very powerful and should only be used in the most dire of circumstances in the future because, as you already know, time travel can easily be abused by just about anyone. However, before I even think about giving you the Rabbit Miraculous, I'm giving you extremely vital instructions on how to properly guard and use the Rabbit Miraculous as the Quantic Multiverse Guardian of time and space. And these instructions are in the form of one hundred and ten rules. #1, first and foremost, never take revenge on anyone in your past who had wronged you; chances are you could end up provoking those wrongdoers into coming after you for further retribution, and if they somehow manage to discover the power and nature of the Rabbit Miraculous, it'd be an apocalyptic disaster waiting to happen. #2, never get involved with famous historical events under any circumstances. Chances are that you'd end up causing extreme amounts of harm to the famous historical events. Such as, for example, if you ever went back in time to prevent a communist country leader from taking his or her place as the leader of their nation, you'd end up provoking a third World War between that communist country and France. #3, always be mindful of the butterfly effect. As you know, many small changes to the past can alter the future in big ways, both good and bad. #4, only visit one time and place once in the most extreme circumstances and never return to that time and place ever again for anything. Chances are someone you encountered without knowing it might be expecting you to return so they can jump you and steal the Rabbit Miraculous. #5, never interact with your past selves under any circumstances whatsoever; chances are you could end up changing something about your future and you wouldn't even know it until it's too late. #6, if in the event a villain or alien warlord from the future is attempting to change the distant past all the way to the World Wars and they're being discreet about it at first, keep a low profile and act like any normal person of the given era. Especially including dressing up for the occasion. #7, don't drink any water from eras that came before the technology needed for clean running water in households was invented. Chances are that some water sources are filthy, and nobody in any era approves of the idea of drinking dirty water no matter how strong their immune systems are. #8, if you have no choice but to fight time traveling forces of evil in the past, don't die. Chances are that your birth and death certificates in the past and in the present will raise a lot of questions. #9, never get involved in fights revolving around people acting sexist, racist, homophobic, transphobic, communistic, and/or generally trashy towards other people. Including celebrities who treat their fans like garbage. #10, remember how you emerged in that time point and memorize how to get back to your own timeline. #11, don't remove anything from the timeline or bring it back to your own timeline with you. #12, don't leave anything you have behind in the new timeline. #13, don't interact with anyone or anything from the past under any circumstances. #14, no matter how tempting it is, don't ever kill anyone in the past, including your ancestors. Unless you actually want to erase your grandparents, your parents, your only older brother, and yourself from existence in the new timeline or even risking getting executed or sent to prison in the past. #15, do not ever play with time because doing so will get you stuck in the past or in the future at best and at worst. #16, use the Rabbit Miraculous with care because if it's broken or destroyed, and if you fail to accurately care for the Rabbit Miraculous, you can either get stuck in a specific or non-specific time period or the universe will be destroyed at worst. #17, don't ever attempt to change the future for the same reasons as never attempting to change the past. #18, don't ever go into the past and blab to the general public about you being from the future. #19, whenever you have a new superhero form or you recruit someone, always come up with a cool superhero name. #20, when saving the timeline from those who wish to change history, always put the needs of the many above your personal needs whenever convenient and when or if it really matters. #21, always save innocent lives. #22, always wait for the government's approval for missions, but you can take it up with the higher ups if you have concerns or questions. #23, don't ever alter timelines during time travel, even if the rules of time travel aren't the same as shown in Avengers Endgame, unless the situation becomes dire enough to demand the timeline being altered. #24, if you travel back in time to a few years before time travel is in its first stages of invention, don't talk to anyone about it. #25, if you time travel to the younger days of your parents, grandparents, great grandparents, or great-great-grandparents, don't ever fall in love with them and definitely don't ever screw up their first meetings. #26, don't ever kill or make merry with any important political or social figures in the past. #27, avoid tunnel effect when time traveling with anything other than the Rabbit Miraculous. #28, don't ever travel to a time less than 1 week in the past to before you started time traveling, and make sure you have plenty of time to finish everything before going back to the present day. Otherwise, you'll end up in a Groundhog Day-style time loop, except that this one can't be escaped no matter what you do to redeem yourself. #29, if you come across your past self in the bathroom, wait until they leave first, and don't leave a second behind them. #30, come up with a secret code or pass phrase that only yourself knows so that way, if you ever come across your future self, you'll immediately know that it's valid information coming from you and not an evil clone.

#31, also think of a fake code or pass phrase in case your evil clones have telepathy and if you fear that they may be onto you, stay home in your present tense. #32, bring rations with you from your time stream and from previous or future parts of your timeline, albeit discreetly. #33, be mindful of your teeth when traveling into the past or into the future. #34, do not time travel if you're overly concerned about germs or if you have difficulty peeing in the woods. Also, eat with your hands if there's no utensils in the past or if the utensils are highly technological in the future and if you don't know how to use them. #35, remain anonymous when traveling into the past and have a nearly flawless and thoroughly calculated plan to avoid being arrested if for any reason you need to alter the present day. #36, do not bring children with you under any circumstances, and definitely don't have children of your own, and don't reveal anything to your children or reveal anything to the children of your friends and teammates about time travel or about you and your friends, their parents and other relatives, being superheroes. #37, if you need to wear contact lenses, make sure you get the type and brand that allows you to wear them for many days in a row, and don't take them out under any circumstances. #38, don't use any form of clothing with zippers, buttons, or metal ornaments. #39, always bring towels for cleaning up, warming up, cooling off, showering/bathing, and so forth when traveling into the past and the present. #40, get a guide book of the era you're traveling into. #41, if you plan on encountering your past self for any reason, especially including the likelihood that you'll still get spotted no matter how hard you try to avoid encountering her, wear a disguise to go along with a wig and any other disguises that women and men use to conceal their identities. But for women, the disguises are much more effective. #42, if you do encounter your past self, if you remember the encounter, do what your future self did in the past in the exact same situation. #43, avoid paradoxes at all costs, by any means necessary. #44, if you ever manage to get caught in a paradox, triple-check to make sure your past self still exists. If not, stop doing whatever you're doing and everything will go back to normal. #45, avoid any and all turtles; they can sense the residue of time travel and they'll become aggressive. #46, when traveling to the year 3548, don't expose the Rabbit Miraculous or any other time travel mechanisms to any confrabuloidjizers. #47, before time traveling and during time traveling, eat a banana as time traveling can cause muscle cramps. #48, don't use any form of currency forged or printed in the future when traveling to the past or to the near future. Doing so can cause inflation and can cause you to get arrested for money fraud. #49, when traveling across long durations of time, be prepared for any geographic changes that did or soon will happen in your area. For example, if you emerge in a place that was or soon will be submerged underwater, bring swimming equipment. #50, don't ever travel through time while under the influence. #51, if you do time travel and you become intoxicated some time afterwards, wait until the effects of being drunk wear off, then deal with your hangover and get back to the present. #52, if you travel through time regularly, make sure you keep a timekeeping device of any kind that you know you'd use; chances are your birthday will change and you gotta keep tabs on it. #53, question everyone you meet and everything you see if in the event you detect fraud schemes revolving around both real and fake time travel. To further help you out, don't give away anything in your questioning, and before attempting to travel through time for the first time, thoroughly study basic interrogation and cold reading methods. #54, make sure that the Rabbit Miraculous and any other time travel machinery is easy to hide no matter what you wear. #55, avoid accidentally and purposely traveling back to the Big Bang. #56, when saving the time stream and the multiverse, venture into space whenever you're required to do so. #57, when off-duty, always update your uniform, even if it's a bodysuit or a suit of armor. #58, even when time traveling, don't mess around with the forces and laws of nature. #59, after a big win, host a party as safe as you can make it. #60, when encountering an irredeemable supervillain the equivalent of Doctor Octopus, Doctor Doom, or even Lila Rossi as the second Hawk Moth, only kill them when there is no other choice and also only at the earliest opportunity.

#61, when sharing extremely important pieces of the future with either me or with anyone in our ranks, start at the beginning, spare no details, no lying, and no hemming and hawing. #62, when the situation requires it, make sacrifices for the greater good, even if you won't sacrifice yourself for the greater good. #63, always be willing to work with strangers, even if the strangers in question are other kinds of time traveling and dimension hopping heroes. #64, always take the missions seriously, every last one of them. #65, learn how to use any and all primitive, technologically backwards, and futuristic weapons; you never know if you might need them. #66, always be polite in speech and manners; not everyone reacts well to foul choice words, snide remarks, or profane insults. #67, even when taking on lesser villains, don't take specific ones alone unless you have a good reason to do so. #68, always team up against world-ending threats like Thanos, Galactus, Darkseid, Mogahn The Mass, Unicron, the Unicron Singularity, etc. #69, continue fighting even when all hope seems to be lost. #70, even in a not-so war zone, don't leave anyone behind. #71, don't date fellow heroes unless there is no other choice. #72, always recruit new members, but keep tabs on them. #73, keep your ego in check. #74, constantly train yourself to keep in shape and maintain battle readiness. #75, don't ever fight against each other for any reason and for no reason at all. #76, act with honor and integrity. #77, be brave. #78, think of the cause that you're fighting for. #79, improve your communication skills. #80, patrol the neighborhood of wherever you live for suspicious behavior. #81, give to charities and help the poor. #82, always help people who need help. #83, try stopping crime if it isn't dangerous. #84, stay mentally healthy. #85, work on your strength, stamina, martial arts prowess, diet, ability to resist small to moderate amounts of pain, and so forth. #86, never interfere with any timelines unless an apocalyptic timeline is rampant or unless I say so. #87, if you see any timelines that don't match with the chronological order of our multiverse's primary mainstream timeline, don't interfere with the timelines under any circumstances. #88, never share information with anyone in our ranks about apocalyptic timelines unless the situation becomes dire, unless the timeline is back to normal, and unless I say so. #89, if you want to help us with our problems in the present day, wait until I give you the order to do so. #90, if any of your counterparts become evil, kill them before they can cause any form of harm.

#91, don't interfere with any moderate to small events in history, such as the discovery of chocolate, the invention of ice cream, or even the biggest bank robberies in the United States during the Wild West era. #92, don't ever interfere with the most tragic moments in history, including the terrorist attacks of September 11th, 2001. #93, don't ever partake in any previous, currently occurring, or future wars under any circumstances. #94, don't save any important person who was murdered over the years, as their murders resulted in things like President Kennedy's death ensuring that Earth wouldn't suffer 1,000 years of a nuclear holocaust during the Russian-American War/The Cold War. #95, don't ever interfere with the affairs of other people, including superheroes, Miraculous users, and members of the Order of the Guardians. #96, if any of your counterparts get erased from existence due to circumstances that were set in stone, leave the matter be. #97, if any of your counterparts get Akumatized, warn us immediately and assemble an army to deal with them. #98, if any of your counterparts grow old and die, don't even think about attending the funerals even in disguise or from a distance. #99, if any of your counterparts get fired, replaced, Akumatized, and erased from existence somewhere in our multiverse where Adrien's refusal to put his lessons about boundaries, bullies, liars, and so forth into practice resulted in the Eris timelines coming to be, don't even think about interfering; you'll be fired too, you'll be replaced too, and I'll erase your memories and curse you from using any Miraculouses again. #100, never use your powers to interact with anyone in the past under any circumstances, including your father, and especially by revealing your secrets to him and having him keep your future in chronological order by giving you the Rabbit Miraculous at the right time. #101, never use your powers at any point of Hawk Moth's reign of terror by going back in time to an Easter during Hawk Moth's reign of terror, pretending to be a bunny rabbit cosplayer to take pictures with kids, getting free Easter chocolate, and messing with me, Cat Noir, and any of our teammates under the belief that we wouldn't be able to find out even in the future. #103, never time travel for your own selfish personal gain. #104, always obey the laws of physics. #105, if you need to be in the Rabbit Burrow for a lengthy period of time for any reason, say your goodbyes as vague as possible and don't reveal your identity to anyone whatsoever. #106, avoid contact with people. In the present day, you may have encountered some disease-causing pathogens and your immune system may have developed an immunity against these pathogens, but the people of the past haven't yet encountered these pathogens and there won't be any adequate medicinal remedies for futuristic diseases and viruses. This can easily cause a pandemic in the past, and the opposite case of you encountering previous disease-causing pathogens in the past without any immunity against it built up can also happen. #107, don't talk to anybody in the past; to a person from the past, your futuristic concepts, terms, and speech patterns can also affect the time in the present day and the future. #108, always avoid intelligence agencies and military organizations. They would potentially want to get access to what you know, and they'll do everything they can to get their hands on what you know. #109, always avoid rich people. You'll never know if you're gonna be bribed into handing over the Rabbit Miraculous in exchange for money. #110, always avoid criminal organizations for good reasons. #111, make sure you have a team do strict background checks to prevent any criminals with either the Rabbit Miraculous or other time machines from roaming free. #112: when returning from the past, don't leave anything or anyone with you behind. #113, when traveling into the future, don't go crazy with the possibilities of anything you discover; you don't want a repeat of what happened in Back To The Future Part 2. #114, before and after leaving from the past, make sure that you don't leave behind any evidence of your visit. Chances are someone readily smart will be on to you and they'll try to find you. Trust me, that won't be good at all. #115, use the latest artificial intelligence technology types available to avoid detection by any enemy forces. #116, maintain an encyclopedic knowledge of the time point you're visiting and constantly review everything about your time journey to make sure you don't accidentally change anything important and anything small that would leave big impacts on the future. #117, refrain from using anything other than the Rabbit Miraculous more than four times; chances are that the more you use said other time machines, the higher the chances it'll malfunction when you need it most. #118, never use the Rabbit Miraculous to meet anyone from the past; chances are you could end up being arrested for stalking, chances are you could end up becoming a target of that person's stalkerish fans or enemies, and chances are you could end up arousing suspicions from anyone who follows the lives and records of the famous person closely. #119, never use the Rabbit Miraculous for recreational purposes.

#120, if you see anyone claiming to be Willis Robinson, Abbott Anderson, Garrick O'Brien, Albert Einstein, or any other famous scientist/famous celebrity who rambles about the science institutions founded or the careers and lives of the celebrities in question, do not hesitate to kill them when they're alone and as long as nobody sees you, hears you, films you, or records you. Those people aren't who they claim to be, and chances are they don't bleed. #121, if you meet someone who claims to be a member of the United Heroez, the French Miraculous Superhero Army, the Order of the Guardians, and so forth, verify their claims by asking the supposed person to use your other time travel devices to travel forward in time to December 31st, 2999. If they do so, they are an imposter. If they refuse, ask them why they're refusing. If they fail or refuse to provide a logical answer, kill them. #122, if you notice someone who looks to be made out of pure darkness or if that person is phasing in and out of your vision, leave that time period immediately and let another Rabbit Miraculous holder finish the task for you. #123, if your nails are getting long, cut them before time traveling. You never know if there are any tools in the past or in the future that are safe for cutting fingernails and toenails that are getting long. #124, prior to traveling through time, every attempt should be used as a way to practice and perfect the art of sleeping while standing up and/or with your eyes open. #125, if you have to time travel, exercise beforehand but make sure that you have a good reason for time traveling as, depending on your reason for traveling through time, exercising before time traveling can be either a good thing or a bad thing. #126, have an encyclopedic study of the history, laws, government type, and general geography of the place you're going to. #127, don't ever travel forward in time to the Reign of the Antichrist; chances are you could end up interrogated, killed for refusing to worship He Who Must Not Be Named, and the Rabbit Miraculous could end up being stolen to fulfill his goals of separating humanity from God. #128, don't ever travel to Judgement Day or the Second Coming. Chances are you could end up angering God as God forbids the use of magic jewelry but He only allows specifically the Miraculouses to be used by heroes like us for the purpose of keeping balance in the universal order of things. And in addition to that, you could end up upsetting the status quo of the new and improved human race that is 100% freed from sin and evil, purified of all flaws from the original order of things, and unwilling for good reason to use magic. #129, don't ever alter time points such as Master Fu's Feast Sentimonster being created and destroying the Order of the Guardians in 1844, Gabriel and Emilie Agreste finding the Butterfly Miraculous, the Peacock Miraculous, and the main Miraculous spellbook, and anything else you see that doesn't align well with other timelines in our multiverse. You'd end up causing a lot more harm than good. #130, don't ever travel into the far future where, religious history and contexts aside, humanity comes unprepared for potential alien invasions or a nuclear World War III; chances are you could attract the wrong kinds of attention to yourself and to our present day. #131, never ever escalate a battle against any supervillains unless the villains force you to escalate the battle in question. #132, keep your identity a secret from friends and family unless they're being recruited into the Order of the Guardians, the French Miraculous Superhero Army, or the United Heroez, or unless you have no other choice. #133, use your powers and other skills for defense, never offense. #134, use your powers to preserve justice, never for revenge. #135, use your powers for the purpose of righteousness, never for selfish glory or fame. #136, when time traveling to save the world a la the first half of the fourth season of the 2012 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoon, make sure that the enemy forces on Earth are aware of their leader's failed attempt at a double-cross that would've cost us our lives and the world. #137, if the final battle against our ultimate villain enemies are upon us, make sure that our forces are notified about who's going to live and who's going to die. #139, if you end up becoming too old to continue your superhero career no matter if you have the ability to manipulate your age as a superpower of the Rabbit Miraculous or not, and regardless of how active you have been all of your life, make sure that someone you truly care about and trust has been fully trained to take on the responsibility of using the Rabbit Miraculous the exact same way as I have taught you. #140, never slack off on your duties; you never know if a teammate or the inhabitants of another timeline or the inhabitants of another corner of our multiverse will require your help. #141, never use the Rabbit Miraculous to alter other timelines that don't proceed according to the status quo locked chronological order of our timeline. Chances are you could end up attracting the wrong kind of attention, especially from any of Hawk Moth's future successors as users of the Butterfly Miraculous who may and may not be Lila Rossi. #142, if you see an apocalyptic timeline in another universe about to happen, analyze everything first, then decide on a course of action that stems from whether or not that timeline's future is set in stone. #143, if you see an apocalyptic timeline happening in our universe and the enemy forces are too powerful for even the combined might of every Miraculous jewel in existence, assemble an extremely enormous army of superheroes that also consist of angels that I'm affiliated with in the future of our universe as well as my armies of clones and as well as every army of superheroes either created by the power of the Butterfly Miraculous centuries before the Feast Sentimonster destroyed the Order of the Guardians or who exist as real life versions of superheroes from comic books and comic book-inspired cartoons, films, novels, and video games. #144, if you see any apocalyptic timeline that involves superheroes being outlawed, let the heroes of that timeline handle the threat accordingly; chances are that the enemy forces might've come prepared to face magical threats and time travelers and dimensional travelers. #145, if you see any timelines where Gabriel Agreste is about to achieve his victory earlier than what was recorded in our Prime Universe, only intervene if it's absolutely necessary. #146, never abuse your powers to ensure that my counterparts never quit their superhero duties, never abuse your powers to ensure that my counterparts don't date and eventually marry anyone other than Adrien Agreste, never abuse your powers to ensure that the events of the (bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep!) status quo locked chronological order of our Prime Universe happen uninterrupted and unchanged. #147, never abuse your powers to make sure that my alterations to our timeline don't happen again or become widespread in other timelines and other universes in our nice little corner of the multiverse. #148, never abuse your powers to make sure that Gabriel Agreste's final victory and Lila Rossi's theft of the Butterfly Miraculous happen in chronological order, uninterrupted, and unchanged. #149, if any timelines similar to the Protector timeline, the Cat Blanc timeline, the Ephemeral timeline, timelines where my counterparts are finally Akumatized by Hawk Moth, timelines where Adrien is Akumatized into a different supervillain regardless of whether or not it involves Gabriel knowing his son is Cat Noir, timelines where my counterparts exposed Lila Rossi and got her arrested earlier than what the history books of the future said, timelines that resulted in me and Adrien being permanently retired because alternate choices resulted in such timelines happening out of chronological order and therefore forcing me and Adrien to permanently throw away our masks and hand over our Miraculouses to Master Fu, and timelines similar to what people call The Karma Of Lies and Two Letters resulted in Adrien, Lila, and so forth suffering the consequences of their actions without my counterparts doing a thing about it for good and bad reasons, do not interfere with such timelines except for the first five ones I mentioned under any circumstances. And finally, #150, if any of your counterparts request reinforcements because of a threat to the multiverse that's much bigger than any version of Hawk Moth, Scarlet Moth, Shadow Moth, Shadow Noir, Scarlet Shadow, Monarch, Dragon Moth, Tyranno Moth, Hawk Bug, Monarchbug, Nightmare Chimera, Rooster Moth, Mayura, Safari, Scarlet Peacock, Hawk Moth 2, Shadybug 2.0., Claw Noir 2.0., Volpina 2.0., Chameleon 2.0., Hoaxer 2.0., Antibug 2.0., Queen Wasp 2.0., Miracle Queen 2.0., Queen Banana 2.0., the Penalteam 2.0., Sole Destroyer 2.0., Stormy Weather 2.0., The Evillustrator 2.0., Rena Rage 2.0., Shell Shock 2.0., Oblivio 2.0., Rocketear 2.0., Dark Humor 2.0., Pixelator 2.0., Simon Says 2.0., Rogercop 2.0., The Gamer 2.0., The Gamer 3.0., Animan 2.0., Darkblade 2.0., The Pharaoh 2.0., Timebreaker 2.0., Horrificator 2.0., The Puppeteer 2.0., The Mime 2.0., Guitar Villain 2.0., Reflekdoll 2.0., Stoneheart and his clone army 2.0's, Vanisher 2.0., Kung Food 2.0., Prime Queen 2.0., Glaciator 2.0., Despair Bear 2.0., Troublemaker 2.0., Riposte 2.0., Oni-Chan 2.0., Lies 2.0., Ryukomori 2.0., Riposte Prime 2.0., Befana 2.0., Frightningale 2.0., Gorizilla 2.0., Robustus 2.0., The Sapotis 2.0., The Dark Owl 2.0., The Darker Owl 2.0., Syren, Syren 2.0., Zombizou 2.0., Captain Hardrock 2.0., Frozer 2.0., Style Queen 2.0., Reverser 2.0., Anansi 2.0., Malediktator 2.0., Sandboy 2.0., Santa Claws 2.0., Animaestro 2.0., Bakerix 2.0., Backwarder 2.0., Weredad 2.0., Silencer 2.0., Miraculer 2.0., Desperada 2.0., Christmaster 2.0., Startrain 2.0., Kwamibuster 2.0., the Feast Sentimonster 2.0., the Butterfly Sentimonster 2.0., Lollipop Boy 2.0., Ikari Gozen, Ikari Gozen 2.0., Matagi Gozen, Matagi Gozen 2.0., Timetagger 2.0., Party Crasher 2.0., Cat Blanc, Ephemeral 2.0., Verity Queen 2.0., Princess Justice 2.0., Heart Hunter 2.0., Replay 2.0., Silurus 2.0., the Trash Krakken 2.0., Sculptia 2.0., the Librarian 2.0., Mr. Pigeon 68, Mr. Pigeon 72, Soundwave 2.0., Clonika 2.0., Sphynx 2.0., Invisigence 2.0., Truth 2.0., Light-Eye 2.0., Psycomedian 2.0., Furious Fu 2.0., Sole Crusher 2.0., Mega Leech 2.0., Guiltrip 2.0., Sentibubbler 2.0., Hack-San 2.0., Robustus 2.0., Wishmaker 2.0., Qilin 2.0., Moolak 2.0., Kuro Neko 2.0., Risk 2.0., Strikeback 2.0., Manipula 2.0., Unmasker 2.0., Kikou 2.0., Techno-Pirate, Techlonizer 2.0., Miraclonizer 2.0., King Cash 2.0., YanLuoShi 2.0., Dr. Sadness 2.0., The Aklipt Invaders 2.0., Pain and Tears 2.0., Argos 2.0., Flairmidable 2.0., Red Moon 2.0., Lady Misfortune, Megabug, Panic 2.0., Gold Record 2.0., Bugfighter 2.0., Queen Mayor 2.0., Nightormentor 2.0., and many other 1.0., 2.0., or 3.0. versions of other chronological and non-chronological Akumatized villains, Miraculous-wielding villains, Sentimonsters, Akumatized Sentimonsters, and Akumatized Miraculous users combined, regardless of whether or not they have superpower and weapon upgrades, grant those counterparts of yours that request. Including reinforcements from the Order of the Guardians and from the Tenshized superheroes of the various heroic users of the Butterfly Miraculous across the sectors of the multiverse where Gabriel Agreste either doesn't have the Butterfly Miraculous or he chose to become a superhero straight out. If you refuse to follow through with these rules, the Rabbit Miraculous will be taken away and I'll be sure to permanently erase your memories of the Miraculouses, the identities of your teammates, and so forth."

Yeah, that's a bit of a mouthful of rules for Bunnyx to follow, but what choice do even I have? I can't take any chances, even if Bunnyx chooses to follow almost all of the rules.

But anyway, we're also going to take cues from fanfictions on our Earth in this order: we're going to make sure we meet Adrien and Felix early.

We're going to make sure that Adrien is taught all about social interactions and the consequences of standing on the sidelines when someone is being bullied and when someone like Lila Rossi is ruining someone's life with lies.

We're also gonna have to spell out for Adrien that not every problem can be resolved in a diplomatic manner, just in case he shows any sign that he's not listening and just in case he shows any sign that he's not going to put his lessons into practice in the future. And whether or not any of our methods work, we realized that eventually we're also gonna have to bring this to the attention of Mrs. Agreste and Nathalie for good reason. Particularly because Gabriel might refuse to listen and/or he might find another stupid excuse to keep Adrien homeschooled.

Anyway, in terms of the rest of our plans, we're also gonna assemble a new and even better French Miraculous Superhero Team without any member of the classes in Francoise Dupont in the ranks.

We're going to make sure we know each other's identities earlier, specifically at the very beginning of our superhero careers. Besides, this kind of identity rule between Marinette and Adrien with and/or without the love square is precisely the source of their problems in the future of this universe, no thanks to Master Fu, no thanks to Bunnyx, and no thanks to Thomas Astruc accentuating that, as TV Tropes puts it, "The Status Quo Is God."

Anyway, we're also gonna make sure we don't forget about Gabriel's identity of Hawk Moth, no matter what happens before he takes up his future supervillain terrorist identity.

We're going to make sure that me as Marinette/Ladybug and Adrien/Cat Noir know each other's superhero and civilian identities right from the start. But we're also going to make sure that the failure with Stoneheart's Akuma doesn't happen while simultaneously triple-checking to make sure that Gabriel allows Adrien to go to Francoise Dupont the next day.

We're also gonna make sure that when we meet up with Master Fu and when we receive our Miraculouses, we tell him about the dangers and consequences that happen when superheroes in a team or an army keep their identities a secret from each other in spite of the benefits, Hawk Moth or no Hawk Moth. And if he refuses to listen to reason, then we'll utilize our foreknowledge of Miraculous magic and Guardian magic from Miraculous Ladybug fanfictions to strip Master Fu of his Guardianship, strip him of his memories, and ensure that he doesn't get Akumatized early or under any other circumstances.

Next to that, I'm going to make sure that Tikki knows about the consequences of me and Adrien keeping our identities a secret from each other. But in case I get busted by Tikki, I'll just have no choice but to explain to her everything. While also simultaneously explaining to her how cartoons in the 21st century work and while also explaining to her all about Thomas Astruc's choices that eventually lead to him being fired, causing him to become a violent criminal that had to be put down, and nobody missed him at his funeral. Rather, everyone gave summaries of why Thomas Astruc was one of the worst human beings and one of the worst animated cartoon directors in the 21st century who should've been fired sooner while accentuating that it was particularly Jeremy Zag's fault.

And I felt a gentle tug in my head that informed me that my friends approved of that idea and that they plan on doing the same when the time is right.

Next to that, I'm going to make sure that Alya knows I'm Ladybug earlier than canon while using the Rooster Miraculous to invent Tooth Fairy amnesia dust to make Alya forget my identity just in case I see her getting Akumatized and using the Rooster Miraculous to make my identity extremely hard to discover if in the event I find myself vulnerable or if in the event someone finds out my identity and they immediately get targeted by Hawk Moth for any reason other than a potential Akuma victim to serve his purposes. And especially if it looks like Alya won't listen when I warn her about the consequences of making my identity public knowledge. But I'm mainly going to use the Rabbit and Rooster Miraculouses to prepare for those emergencies after planning with Tikki, Wayzz, and Master Fu, along with coming up with more contingency plans on the subject of letting someone I know be informed of my identity and if in the event something bad happens.

I'm going to make sure that Marinette makes a lot of better choices than in canon when it revolves around her feelings for Adrien – especially because I now have Marinette's feelings of love for Adrien even though it's too early for that and even though Canon Marinette's feelings for Adrien were more like an unhealthy obsession and more like a seriously bad joke that would have any villainous tyrant laughing maniacally until it hurts – along with Marinette establishing an Anti-Bullying Committee and Hierarchy with Chloe, Sabrina, Nathanael, Alix, Juleka, Rose, Aurore, and any of my friends attending the school in different classes by my side so we can get rid of the incompetent bully-enabling educators of Francoise Dupont before eventually going for Caline Bustier and Denis Damocles.

We're going to make sure that we share with Tikki and our other future kwamis important pieces of the future 3 to 9 days before said pieces of the future actually happen from Stoneheart thereon.

I'm going to make sure that I learn extra hard – with the internet or with my new mother Sabine – about how to speak Mandarin Chinese to communicate with Marinette's – I mean, my Chinese family so I can start establishing a good enough reputation among my Chinese family starting with Wang Cheng in Kung Food.

Oh, and before I forget, because of how (bleep!) my new aunt Shu Yin Cheng is, I'll be sure to give her a thorough Reason Why You Suck speech and prepare myself for anything she might do in retaliation no matter what Sabine has to say about it. (Believe me, Sabine choosing to neglect how Tom and Marinette feel about Shu Yin just because Sabine loves her sister in spite of how horrible she is makes me want to tickle torture Sabine to the point where she pees herself before I move on to more extreme methods of punishment in the future. But for the sake of my future place in God's kingdom when I die again, I ain't gonna go through with it.)

Anyway, on the next part of our plans, I'm also going to make sure that each and every one of us takes classes in speaking and/or communicating otherwise in Spanish, French, Japanese, Russian, Ukrainian, Hebrew, Vietnamese, Arabic, Bulgarian, Czech, Hawaiian, Modern Greek, Haitian Creole, German, Finnish, Dutch, Danish, Hungarian, Icelandic, Irish, Korean, Norwegian, Polish, Italian, Portuguese, Romanian, Samoan, Welsh, Xhosa, Yiddish, Urdu, Turkish, Hindi, Bengali, Indonesian, Cantonese, Marathi, Telugu, Shanghainese, Tamil, Javanese, Punjabi, Gujarati, Iranian Persian, Bhojpuri, Hausa, Nigerian Pidgin, Swahili, Kannada, Thai, Amharic, Basque, Lithuanian, Bosnian, Filipino, Swedish, Croatian, Tagalog, Gaelic, Serbian, Albanian, Georgian, Estonian, Farsi, Navajo, Slovenian, Afrikaans, Sanskrit, Scottish, Austronesian, American Sign Language, French Sign Language, combat hand signals, Morse Code, secret messaging, and so forth to not only communicate better with anyone we meet that speaks the aforementioned languages, but also to prepare ourselves for just in case non-canon Miraculous World Special episodes happen in the origin countries of the languages in question just in case our plans to apprehend Hawk Moth, Nathalie, and Lila on Heroes' Day all fail. Along with that, we can use the languages of different types we learn in the future to cover for ourselves just in case we ever get the feeling that somebody is eavesdropping on our private foreknowledge discussions and in case any of us is about to slip up in public. In addition to that, we can easily use these languages ingrained into our minds to allow us to communicate flawlessly with people from the origin countries in case our jobs require us to travel to the countries in question.

Next to that, I'm also going to make sure we ask our parents and other guardians to let us take gymnastics classes, yoga classes, martial arts classes, and so forth in preparation for my – I mean, our future war with Hawk Moth. Along with that, I'm going to make sure to be on a strict nutritional diet with years of exercise – including kneading dough in my parents' bakeries, doing body weight exercises, doing push ups, doing pull ups, doing squats, doing dips, doing sit ups, doing stomach crunches, doing side crunches, taking swimming lessons, taking yoga classes, eating plenty of protein-laden foods without overdoing it, taking up resistance training, taking up suspension training, doing plenty of treadmill running and/or outdoor running and/or indoor running, taking up cycling, going to sleep at decent hours after doing all I can on Marinette's fashion design ideas even though I detested fashion designers before becoming my new self, keeping my stress levels low, improving my posture, consuming protein before going to bed, and lifting slightly heavy things like bags of flour and working my way up my strength level all without gaining too much muscle mass – so that I'll be in good shape, so that I'll live longer, and so that my natural strength mingled with my magical superhuman strength will potentially make myself twice as strong.

On top of that, I'm also gonna make sure that every day in our shared spring, summer, autumn, and winter vacations before and after specific holidays before September 3rd, 2015, all one thousand and forty-four of us will take extra martial arts lessons. Particularly including Shaolin Kung-Fu and Tai Chi. So that way, we'll be prepared for the Shanghai Special. Along with that on preparing for the Shanghai Special, I intend to learn and teach my teammates all about how to be on the lookout for pickpockets, how to neutralize anyone who's equally skilled in martial arts styles like Kung-Fu compared to Grandmaster Su-Han or myself in my old life, and how to disarm anyone using knives, swords, or guns, no matter if their wrists are sideways while holding the eponymous weapons or not.

I'm also going to use my eidetic memory along with my foreknowledge of superhero fighting styles, martial arts movie fights, the fights specific characters have with Akumatized villains, the fights Ladybug has with a mind-controlled Cat Noir, the fights the heroes have with Hawk Moth, the fights people have with Fei, the fights the heroes of Paris and New York have with Techno-Pirate as Techlonizer and Miraclonizer, the fight Cat Noir had with Ladybug while she was under Psycomedian's anger control, the fights Furious Fu, Ladybug, and Cat Noir had with Grandmaster Su-Han, the fight Ladybug and Cat Noir had with Furious Fu, the fights that people like the Punishers Trio or the heroes have with Nathalie as herself or as Mayura, the fights that the heroes have with Felix as himself or as Argos, the fights that the heroes have with Kagami as herself, as Riposte, as Oni-Chan, or as Riposte Prime, the fights that the heroes have with Tomoe Tsurugi as Ikari Gozen or as Matagi Gozen, the fights that the heroes have with the Dark Owl and Darker Owl, the fights that the heroes have with Queen Bee as herself, as Antibug, as Queen Wasp, as Miracle Queen, as Queen Banana, as Penalty, or as Sole Destroyer, the fights that the heroes have with The Collector, the fights that other villains have with the United Heroez, and so forth so I can develop on my own the ability to predict physical movement, the ability to analyze body language – even though I'll probably still do that through years of practice – and the ability to replicate my opponents' reflexes to copy my opponents' fighting styles and training experiences. That way, if I ever encounter Hawk Moth on my own in the far future in the event we're unable to apprehend him, Nathalie, and Lila on the 2015 Heroes' Day, I can easily outdo Hawk Moth in a fight. Especially if my army is incapacitated or Akumatized and knocked out cold.

In addition to my bucket list of preparing for the Shanghai Special in the aftermath of Weredad – Hawk Moth or no Hawk Moth – I'm also gonna make sure that my new army and I collect evidence of Cash's crimes in the past and in the future using the Rooster Miraculous, the Rabbit Miraculous, the technologies of the late 20th century, the technologies of the early 21st century, and the technologies of the middle 21st century. But we're doing that specifically on the days we have training with Master Fu on the weekends. Before and after we meet him earlier than canon, and before and after Hawk Moth shows up.

Next to that, I also plan to have Adrien educated on how to stand up to bullies without worrying about his reputation and his public image being ruined and without having to worry about what his father says. (But admittedly, I think that if we fail in that kind of practice, we might have to use the Eagle Miraculous to remove that personality trait from Adrien, regardless of whether or not he's a Sentimonster.) (Although admittedly, we did just find out towards the tail end of season 5 after Canon Chloe's final defeat and permanent imprisonment that Adrien and Felix were Sentimonsters after all, and this greatly (bleep!) us all off to the point where when we went to our local gyms, we demolished the punching bags.)

Anyway, in addition to that, I intend to make sure that Grandmaster Su-Han and the other Guardians become more competent at their jobs. Along with making sure that all of the problems in this order are forgotten: racism, colorism, sexism, misogyny, the secondary, tertiary, and minor cast members of Miraculous Ladybug having little common sense and brain cells when it comes to things like Lila Rossi's lies and Gabriel Agreste's stunt of Akumatizing himself into The Collector, the repetitive formula plot for each and every episode, and everyone forgetting the important lessons of every previous episode at the beginning of new episodes.

Oh, there's so much more to do in the future after I turn six, but let's take baby steps, shall we?

Right now, with my future plans in mind, all I have to do now is grow up again and possibly go through puberty, menstruation, and adolescence again.

Not looking forward to either of those, but I'll deal with that when the time comes.

(Bonus scene: Marinette and Adrien greet their first child and a montage happens.)

Marinette looks over her and Adrien's newborn son sleeping peacefully.

Adrien whispers, "(Softly) I can't believe that we're looking at our firstborn son."

Marinette replies in a whisper, "(Softly) The feeling's mutual, Adrien."

Adrien asks, "(Softly) What are we going to name him?"

Marinette answers, "(Softly) ...Cheston David Graham de Vanily."

Adrien replies, "(Softly) I think I like it."

Briefly looking at her red fingernail polish on her fingernails, Marinette remarks as she gently caresses Cheston's right cheek with her right hand without waking him up, "(Softly) Little Cheston. Am I kidding myself in hoping that you won't have to spend restless days and rare sleepless nights fighting Akumatized supervillains, hunting normal criminals, dealing with Akumatized godlike entities, retrieving abused Miraculouses from supervillains looking for the Ladybug and Black Cat Miraculouses, saving the multiverse and the multiverses beyond ours from threats equally greater than the lesser, major, and ultimate villains in all of fiction and the Unicron Singularity combined, or having to spread the Word of God to the countries that have moderate to low numbers of people who believe in the One True God and who are technologically backwards? However, if the world still needs the French Miraculous Superhero Team, I'll make sure that you and your future siblings are more than just Miraculous holder superheroes by birthright and by everything else in the book."

With that, Marinette and Adrien head off to their bedroom while Tikki and Plagg stay behind to guard Cheston.

Tikki whispers, "(Softly) It's been centuries since our last holders before Marinette and Adrien had children after fulfilling their duties and while still keeping us."

Plagg replies, "(Softly) That it has, Sugarcube, that it has."

Tikki and Plagg look at Cheston with adoration and parental love of their own.

Tikki then says in a whisper, "(Softly) We're gonna have to keep ourselves hidden from Cheston and any of his future siblings until the time is right for Marinette and Adrien to reveal their true identities and their origins to them."

Plagg whispers back, "(Softly) Agreed. We have to wait until Cheston and any of his future siblings are old enough to keep secrets without blabbing to anyone they know or don't know about their parents being superheroes, about the kwamis even in spite of the fact that Marinette erased all forms of information about us and the Miraculouses and the Guardians from the memories of everyone across the world, and their mother being a reincarnated soul from another universe, and their father being a former Sentimonster who was reformatted into a real human being."

Tikki and Plagg took up guard positions in different areas of Cheston's room where they couldn't be seen or heard before going to sleep themselves.

Over the course of 14 years once Cheston comes of age, he along with his 3 siblings Thierry, Abrielle, and Aurorette are trained by their parents how to use their Miraculouses and how to use other Miraculouses among other things Marinette and Adrien had learned over the years.

Marinette even taught the girls and her only sons how to resist tickling sensations in situations where the villain gets the "brilliant" idea to tickle torture them either for interrogation, amusement, entertainment, or simple torturing until they burn themselves out.

And also, along the way over the years after Tomoe Tsurugi was arrested and thrown in prison, Marinette and Tikki used their powers to alter Adrien, Felix, and Kagami's physiology and origins to the point where they were actual human beings rather than Sentimonsters. After all, Sentimonsters can't impregnate humans.

(Second bonus scene: Ladybug and her army have a girl and boy's night out in New York City. September 29th, 2040, third person POV...)

In New York City, Ladybug was standing tall and proud at the top of the Empire State Building, with her wings being gently blown in the wind despite being made out of techno-organic metal.

Lifting up the goggles on her helmet, Ladybug smiles as she looks out over the Manhattan borough of the Big Apple.

So much had changed over the past twenty-six years ever since she had received the Ladybug Miraculous, defeated Hawk Moth and his allies, sent Cash to his trial only for him to be executed, stripped Techno-Pirate of his powers permanently, stripped Ignoblia of her own powers permanently, attended Jalil Kubdel's trial on Bunnyx's behalf, married Adrien Agreste/Graham de Vanily, gave birth to Cheston and his siblings Thierry, Abrielle, and Aurorette, trained them to be Miraculous holders, and utilized one of her clones to take Grandmaster Fu's place as Celestial Guardian of the Chinese Zodiac Miracle Box.

Technology all across the world has advanced considerably, new fruits and vegetables have been discovered that were safe for humans and animals to consume, new kinds of healthy foods to cook and/or refrigerate have been discovered, new vehicles have been invented aside from just military vehicles and civilian vehicles, new kinds of jewelry have been invented, new kinds of clothes have been invented, new weapons based on the tools of all Miraculouses have been invented - but without the magical properties, and so forth.

Ladybug couldn't help but wonder, if this is the year 2040, at what time of this year will the Euphrates River completely dry up?

Ladybug mused that, either way, thanks to taking care of her issues and taking care of her flaws, along with extensively increasing her biblical knowledge and so forth, she had long since repented and could fully hear God's voice speaking to her now, along with being able to differentiate between God's voice and any pretenders.

God then says in Ladybug's thoughts, "Time is short. The Euphrates River is drying up completely, and it will be completely dried within 20 days. I suggest you and your army get your affairs and priorities in order and train yourselves even more. I will be calling upon the Order of the Guardians and the French Miraculous Superhero Team to help do battle at Armageddon. But don't worry; if the Miraculouses and the Order of the Guardians aren't needed anymore, you'll still be protected."

Ladybug replies, "Understood, my lord."

Ladybug slides her goggles back into place and she takes flight to the Flat Iron Building, where her army and her family are waiting.

Among them are Cheston/Blue Bolivia with the Yungas Manakin Miraculous, Thierry/Indigo Pecker with the Zambezi Indigobird Miraculous, Abrielle/Yellow Warper with the Yellow-Vented Eremomela Miraculous, and Aurorette/Black Tuftbird with the Black-Faced Dancis Miraculous.

Ladybug states, "Everyone. I bring grave news. This year, the Euphrates River is drying up completely in 20 days."

Everyone looks worried at that.

But Ladybug assures them before advising, "Rest assured, as long as you have genuinely repented for your sins in the past and the present before the next 20 days are up, you'll be fine. However, we're gonna have to train ourselves hard to prepare for the Battle of Armageddon."

Everyone mutters their agreements.

Ladybug then says, "But first, why don't we have a boy and girl's night out?"

Everyone cheers.

And in short, they had their boy and girl's night out the only way they knew how: stopping crimes in progress, helping civilians in distress, exercising, training, going out to eat in civilian form, and so forth.

In her residence, as Marinette looks over her sleeping family, she whispers, "(Softly) May God watch over all of us."

Ladybug then detransforms and whispers to Tikki, "(Softly) Time is short, Tikki. We need to prepare for when the Euphrates River completely dries up."

Tikki replies in a whisper, "(Softly) I know, Marinette, but remember to use your powers and your wishing power to protect everyone on Earth who have repented, who believe strongly in God and follow His word to the letter, and so forth on all religious people who follow the Jewish and Christian religions."

Marinette replies back in a whisper, "(Softly) Will do. Good night, Tikki."

Tikki states back in a whisper, "(Softly) Good night, Marinette."

Marinette and Tikki head to bed, playing Christian worship songs softly to help them sleep better.

The End.

(Author's notes: Ooh, shocking post credit scene for the future, eh? Anyway, there you have it, folks. My first ever reincarnation fanfiction story. Now, despite my religious upbringing, this was something that slowly popped into my head over time after reading Miraculous Ladybug reincarnation stories like A Different Chloe on Archive Of Our Own. I just had to write it. But just so you all know, for most of my stories having religious OCs or otherwise, I don't intend to make this a bad habit.

In the next chapter after chapter 2, Mikaela/Marinette will meet up with Adrien, Sabrina, and Zoe in the aforementioned correct order. But how will Mikaela do in teaching Adrien about social interactions, the consequences of bullying, and the consequences of lying? Will Adrien listen to Mikaela/Marinette about the dangers and consequences of letting bullies and liars do what they want without intervening whatsoever, or will Adrien be like Canon Adrien and therefore earn Mikaela's ire and hatred along with forcing her hand and Master Fu's hand to the point of having to permanently confiscate the Black Cat Miraculous and give it to someone else while triple-checking to make sure that any information about the Miraculouses and about Adrien being Cat Noir is permanently erased, even if it's just memories? More importantly, how will Mikaela/Marinette and Hazel/Chloe respectively fare against Audrey Bourgeois when meeting Zoe at specific different times in the future?

Additionally, I intend to feature a big assortment of chapters for this story with the chapters based on the episodes of Miraculous Ladybug I have in store being the equivalent of the episodes throughout season 1, season 2, season 3, season 4, season 5, season 6, season 7, season 8, season 9, season 10, season 11, and season 12. But the thing is, there's a high chance that it'll take until the year 2040 for Miraculous Ladybug to fully end on a high note and with either a happy ending, a Till All Are One ending, or even a bittersweet ending. That just depends on the show's popularity among the masses and it depends on the preferences of the new directors and the current or new teams of writers and producers.

Next to that, I hope you're all ready for the finale of Miraculous Ladybug season 5. I have a feeling that the episode in terms of its plot and everything else about it is going to be... how can I put it?... the equivalent of a Mutagen Bomb destroying the entire Earth and the humans and mutants who lived on it, a la the apocalyptic "series finale" of the 2012 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoon.

Also, as I said in an unspecified chapter of my currently in progress Transformers Prime story, any stories I have on fanfiction dot net or other fanfiction websites will be updated and/or posted every eight weeks to three months or more so I can focus on, among other things, getting to sleep at decent enough night hours, attending doctor's appointments and dentist appointments, going to family gatherings for any occasion such as cutting a relative's birthday cake before and on the days of their birthdays, exercising for at least up to 2 hours, etc. So, please, try your best to be patient for any new updates on any of my stories. Oh, and if any of you sees me updating any of my stories more than every 2 days, it's because I previously spent weeks preparing specific chapters to be posted before I go on temporary 8 week/3 month hiatuses in order to prepare more chapters for my stories.

See you all in chapter 2: Meeting Adrien, Zoe, and Sabrina.)