Episode 10: A Mine Is A Terrible Thing To Waste
The Riverian: sorry about the three mutation stuff on last chapter, I noticed when I finish it, so in case it happens again just told me and I'll correct it so don't get mad, if you really got mad it's kinda hard to tell just with the text, anyway about Dakota's mutation, I will only saw this, she'll still became the Dakotazoid, but there'll be a twist on her mutation, so don't worry
Chris: (recap last episode) Last time on Total Drama Revenge Of The Island, we saw how clueless our players are when it comes to fashion, and how useless they are when it comes to rescues (laughs) in the end Sam got the toss-a-roo and Scott and Jo got tossed on opposite teams
Then we cut to Chris on the dock, sitting while Dakota files his toenails
Chris: (looks at Dakota) you call that buffing I want to see my ruggedly handsome face in every toenail (Dakota did faster) who'll thrive and who won't survive (hears helicopter noises)
A helicopter fly over the island
Man: (in helicopter) this is the department of environment protection you're busted, McLean
Chris: (upset) oh man, meddling tree-huggers! (pulls out radio) launch Operation Doomsday, repeat, Operation Doomsday! Over (Looks at camera) what's Operation Doomsday you ask?! Find out right here, right now on Total! Drama! Revenge Of The Island!
(Theme Song plays)
First two spotlights appears the first light appears to be bent in many places, while the second light has cobwebs around it then two cameras pops out of a toxic waste bin, and out of a hole in a tree with a tentacle around it, respectively
Dear Mom and Dad I'm doing fine,
You guys are on my mind.
The camera moved throughout the camp, passing the interns carrying a totem while being whipped by Chris. The camera climbed to the top of the cliff and humped down into the water where Cameron was seen drowning, the camera soon show that he is rescued by B, who was in a canoe with a mechanical fishing pole, with Nate and Jenna floating behind him on a surfboard, suddenly Cameron is flung into the woods with so much force that his underwear falls on B's head, making Nate worry for him, while Jenna can help but laugh at B
You asked me what I wanted to be
and now I think the answer is plain to see,
I wanna be famous.
The camera shows Jo hitting a punching bag, only to stop when Cameron falls on her arms, but she drop him as she saw Brick jogging past her, Fabia is drawing Dawn meditating with the animals until a mutant gopher rise under Fabia making both girls run screaming
I wanna live close to the sun,
Go pack your bags, 'cause I've already won,
The camera goes over to the waterfall where Zoey and Mike are in a raft; the former noticeably mad while the latter is acting like his alternate personality, Svetlana. Then their raft goes over the edge of the waterfall, and they fall out. Lightning is repeatedly lifting a massive log like a weight while he stands on a larger log that is spread out over a gorge. The raft falls past behind him while Zoey and Mike land on the log that he is lifting. The weight of all three of them causes the log underneath Lightning to break, and they all fall off-screen
Everything to prove, nothing in my way
I'll get there one day.
Scott, leaning against the confessional, laughs at their misfortune until Fang comes out and scares him off, the camera then moves over to Chef's kitchen where he pulls a pair of earmuffs out of a pot of soup, quickly putting them on before looking behind him with an annoyed expression. The camera pans over to Staci at the counter, babbling away until Chef shoves a spoon of food into her mouth to shut her up making, Ace and Isaac sigh relieved, but then Ace turns irritated and saw Anne María spraying herself, he tries to stop her, but she spray him covering the camera
Cause, I wanna be famous!
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na!
The pans outside where Jo beat Brick in their race while on the Dock of Shame, Sam is playing on his Gameguy with Knuckles watching until it's snatched away by a sasquatch. Sam and Knuckles tries to take it back but to no avail
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na!
Dakota then grabs the camera and moves it over to her, where she kisses the lens, leaving a pink lipstick stain, an intern briefly appears to wipe it off, Dakota begins posing and blowing kisses, then a bucket of water is dumped on her from above, and when she looks up angrily, it is revealed to be Chris on a jet pack, the burst of fire from his jetpack transitions the scene from day to night, where Mike and Zoey are holding hands until Chef comes over in a HazMat suit, holding a pair of tongs that holds the Marshmallow of Toxic Loserdom, Mike and Zoey quickly retract from the dangerous marshmallow
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous
Whistling theme
The camera zooms out to show the entire cast around the campfire
(Theme songs end)
The episode begins outside the cabins, with Brick lifting a log with a pink bird on it, while Dawn and Lightning watched him
Brick: (tired) One...two...three
Lighting: (grabs the trunk) let Lighting show you how it's done (starts to lift the trunk) think the new guy can do this?
Brick: who, Jo?
Lighting: the men of team dude are gonna be unbeatable sha-finally
Brick: (whispering to Dawn) shouldn't we tell him that Jo isn't a boy?
Dawn: (whispering) perhaps, but his stubbornness don't let him see it
Brick: did you read his aura?
Dawn: I don't to read his aura to know something THAT obvious... where's Jo by the way?
Confessional
Jo: (her face close to the camera) Hey Chris McLame guess what? you can make swap teams, but you'll never break me now I get the girl's side of the cabin to myself, at least until Moonchild came back, but now I can finally work out like the ancient Olympians (camera pans to reveal Jo in a dark pink towel) naked!
End of Confessional
The same pink bird from before looks out the window in the girls' cabin, and sees Jo jumping around the room naked, only her shadow visible, the bird chokes and vomits before flying off
Then we cut to a few more helicopters in the sky, and Brick walking, then to the interns carrying some bags, then Jo walks over to Brick
Jo: hey soggy drawers looks like we're on the same team again
Brick: (serious) not quite, you're on my team now and if you don't do as I say you'll be the next person to go home
Jo: we'll see about that, mayor drippy
Brick: three rules follow them or you're gone, one: never leave a man behind, two: what Brick says goes and three no more nicknames
Jo: (uninterested) fine, fine we'll play it your way, captain whiz (Brick growls) sorry, the habit
Jo and Brick enter the Mess Hall, along with the other campers
Jo: alright, let's get this disgusting joke we call 'breakfast' over with
Cameron: we can't, Chef's not here and neither breakfast
Lighting: (gets up) sorry Lighting needs meat and... e... uh... e... come on, we'll make our own breakfast
The campers enter the kitchen
Mike: (looks in the fridge) There's nothing in the fridge
Zoey: (looking in the cabinet) nothing in the cupboards either
Chef: (outside the window) we should check in the walk-in freezer
Lighting: hey yeah freezer (runs to the freezer and opens it) Sha-bingo, meat-cicle
Everyone walks into the freezer and looks at a pile of frozen meat
Lighting: Mmm, meaty
Metal walls cover the door, as the rest of the contestants gasp in shock
Scott: Hey!
Fabia: What?!
We cut to outside, where Chef has his food truck, he used it as a trap for the contestants
Chef: (Opens the window and looks maliciously at the contestants) Challenge time, suckers! (laughs)
Then we cut to the rest of the contestants at the food trick, with some meat, and Lightning trying to eat one
Dawn: (disgusted by meat) I don't feel comfortable around dead animals
Cameron: this is highly unorthodox
Zoey: Where are you taking us?
Chef: You'll see... (He laughs but the window closes and crushes his thumb) OW!
Then we cut to the truck parking lot towards a mine, with Chris on the TV screen, as Chef drops the contestants on the ground
Chris: (On the TV screen.) good, you are here...finally! Today's challenge is to find a golden Chris statue in your team color hidden somewhere in this old abandoned mine, the first team back wins!
Lighting : Sha-done, and done go team dude
Jo: are you sha-blind I'm not-(gets hit by a backpack)
We see Chef in a hazmat suit, throwing backpacks at the rest of the contestants
Chris: (On the TV screen.) Don't worry, there are enough backpacks for everyone
Jo: (trying to pick up her backpack) What did you put in them? Rocks?
Chris: (on TV screen) Ap-ap-ap... No peeking! Those 50 pound bags are purely for your torment and my amusement, enjoy!
Cameron: (Pulls a badge out of his backpack) Chemical badges, why should we measure our proximity to toxic waste?
Chris: no reason, except that I rented the mine out to store hazardous material
The contestants gasp in shock
Anne Maria: Woah, woah, are you demented?!
Chris: No, which is why I'm in a studio right now (Contestants groan) Relax, it's perfectly safe, for 30 minutes! When your badge turns orange, you have 15 minutes left, red is your 5 minute warning, and if they see a skull and crossbones we'll dedicate this episode to you but no way is it gonna come to that (screen flashes picture of Dakota) I send Dakota down the mine for 40 minutes, and she'll be fine (worries) ish...
We cut to the infirmary, where Dakota was waking up on the gurney strapped to her
Dakota: Where am I? (an intern shows her a mirror and she gasps in horror at the sight of his bald head) NO! (Get angry) CHRIS IS A DEAD MAN! (The intern walks away from her nervously)
We return to the entrance of the mine
Chris: now move it peeps
Zoey: Can you at least give us a hint on where to find the statues?
Chris: funny story, the statues have gone missing, someone or something down there must have taken them
Brick: (shudder) is it well lit down there?
Chris: It's a mine bro! Pitch black all the way, there're flashlights and fireflies inside, first come first served, anywho time's wasting and so your healthy blood cells, so go
We then cut to Lighting running in the mine, as he runs towards an elevator, with the rest of his teammates catching up with him
Lighting: yeah! Lighting comes in first SHA-BAM!
His scream echoed so loud, as the rocks crushed him and his teammates, just as the maggots run past them and into the elevator
Scott: Ha! Enjoy the elimination ceremony, suckers!
Jo: (pokes her head out of the rocks) smooth move shut duh!
Scott jumps into the elevator and closes the door
Cameron: we got the flashlights!
Knuckles: sweet
Then they hear some creaking noises, as the elevator descends rapidly, the maggots begin to scream, as the elevator crashes
Jo: on the other hand lucky we weren't there
Then we cut to the maggots in the dark
Zoey: is everyone okay?
Mike: I think so...
Fabia: My back!
Cameron: (gasps) The flashlights! (Turns one on, as he reveals the mine, with an elevator now destroyed, with some barrels of toxic waste) Look! Two tunnels! (Looks at two tunnels) Which one do we choose?
At that moment, they heard a screeching sound, as everyone became worried.
Knuckles: that came from the one on the left, let's take the one on the right!
Fabia: you hear him, go
Mike: Sounds good to me!
Then the team walks into the tunnel on the right
Then we return to The Rats
Jo: That elevator is not coming back up
Lighting: I can't lose again I can't
Brick: I know we'll shimmy down
Jo: leaders first ( Brick runs then grabs one of the ropes then looks down)
Dawn: (Picks up a jar of fireflies.) Here, you'll need this! (Throws it to him as he catches it.)
Brick: thanks Dawn (he then slides down the ropes, screaming, tries to slow down, but his legs get a little hot, as he slides towards the mine, he sighs in relief, before Lighting, Jo and Dawn fall on top of him and the jar falls open , as the fireflies fly away.)
Jo: Thank you for breaking our fall (Dawn frown at her)
Lighting: Oh man! Nice going butterfingers
Dawn: if you two hadn't fall on top of him then we wouldn't lost the fireflies
Jo: whatever we have to catch our light source
Jo and Lightning start chasing the fireflies in the tunnel to the left, as Dawn help Brick
Brick: wait!
Lighting: losers wait me and him gotta go, try to catch up
Dawn: you OK?
Brick: I guess... I'm better than the dark I'm better than the dark, I... I'm lost in the dark
Dawn: at least you're not alone
Brick: yeah that actually makes me feel better
Then we cut to The Maggots walking and panting
Cameron: it's still pretty dark (turns to Knuckles) hey Knuckles you still had that hat you used on the night challenge
Knuckles: I do, (takes off his regular fedora and put his flashlight fedora) fair warning thought, the batteries are almost dead, but they still have enough juice for the rest of the challenge
Mike: (look at Knuckles' regular fedora) mind if I try out your hat I always wanted a hat like this
Scott: (glaring him) and I always wanted to die underground with a hat-loving loser, I guess we both win
Knuckles: (ignoring Scott) sure, just don't lose it I won that hat on an Indiana Jones, trivia contest
Mike: don't worry I will be careful
As soon as Mike put the fedora on he gasped and his eyes went unfocused. His teammates all turned to look at him. By this point, all the Maggots had learned that this signaled a change in Mike's behavior, though not all were in agreement as to why it happened.
An incredibly smug and arrogant look came across Mike's face.
Zoey: Mike? You okay?
Anne Maria: Vito?! Is that you, baby?! (she jumped excitedly into Mike's arms)
Mike?: (Australian accent) G'day, sheila! Name's Manitoba Smith! (dropped Anne Maria to the ground and swiped Zoey's flashlight) Here, leave the torches to the menfolk!
Zoey: (confused) They talk like that in Manitoba?
Knuckles: more or less (walking towards Manitoba)
Manitoba rubbed the ground and liked some stones
Manitoba: to the right a tunnel dug by giant rodent
Anne Maria: whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, rodent?
Manitoba: to the left, mining car tracks, we go left!
Knuckles: (looking at the ground) Manitoba is right, these are rodent footprints
Manitoba: (intrigued) have you to the outback?
Knuckles: a few times my uncle is from Australia, so I have some experience with this
Scott: I say we go right because it's the right tunnel? Get it?
The girls and Cameron stared at him incredulously
Manitoba: He's a sandwich short of a picnic, that one, eh?
The three of them just shrugged
Confessionals
Fabia: OK I didn't expect a fourth personality within Mike, but at least I know what trigger this one
Knuckles: I'll honest of all of Mike's characters this is my favorite
End of Confessionals
Then we cut to Jo and Lightning chasing the fireflies
Jo: get your shiny high knees back in this jar Lighting chase the fireflies to me and I'll catch them!
Lighting: (Runs past) got it
Lighting: all right fireflies, Lighting's gonna- (Suddenly yells) they're burning me! (Runs with the fireflies on his head, but Jo catches them with the jar on Lighting's head)
Jo: gotcha! Looking good light source (Chuckles)
Then we cut to The Maggots running towards the mining carts
Manitoba: all right, this will speed things up!
Scott: no way! too dangerous
Manitoba: if you're a girl, maybe
Zoey: (offended) uh what?
Anne Maria: (offended) excuse me?
Fabia: (offended) what did you say?
At that point, Anne Maria badge turn orange
Cameron : Anne Maria's badge is orange
Anne Maria: (panic) oh my gosh I only have like 15 second to live or something
Cameron: it's 15 minutes
Anne Maria: (relaxed) oh well that isn't so bad (she start to file her nails as Fabia face-palm)
Soon enough Cameron's badge turn orange
Cameron: yikes, front cart, call it
Scott: I'll keep the ladies safe in the back
Anne Maria: I don't need you watching over me (Scott drag get to the cart)
Then the team gets into the mine carts, Zoey, Fabia, Anne Maria and Scott in one, and Manitoba, Knuckles and Cameron on another
Cameron: (excited) my first time riding the rails
Manitoba: yeehaw
(All the cars get off and the team starts screaming)
Cameron: (off screen) I don't like it
(Then we return to Brick and Dawn in the dark)
Brick: you can do this Brick, there's nothing to fear... oh, a flashlight! (Tries to turn it on, but it doesn't work.) come on, work (Then hears some sniffing) Jo? You came back! Are you wearing perfume? It's strong, but it suits you,
Dawn: (nervous) ummm... Brick that's not Jo (Brick turn on the flashlight, and it worked, but looks to see the Sillydillo who just make goofy sounds but in a terrifying way making them screams in fear)
Then we cut to Jo and Lightning
Jo: good thing firefly stings aren't fatal as far as we know
Lighting: I heard you, dude
Jo: I'm NOT a dude!
Lightning: man, please! I can SEE you're a dude
Then Jo's badge turn orange
Lighting: your badges! It's orange! You've only 15 minutes to live!
Then Lighting's badge turn orange
Jo: (fearful) well so do you
Lighting: NO, this ain't right man I never kiss the super bowl ring
Jo: and I've never kissed a guy!
Lighting: uh... yeah it's cool dude Lighting don't judge
Jo rolls her eyes REALLY annoyed
Then we cut to The Maggots riding the cars
Manitoba: Alright lads, let's keep your eyes open and stick together
Cameron: Easier said than done...
At which point, they realized their cars were splitting up and going the other direction
Manitoba: rackets, what did I just say?!
Then, Zoey, Fabia, Anne Maria, and Scott go upstairs, while Manitoba, Knuckles and Cameron go downstairs as they crash
Zoey: (Sees a broken rail) The track! I'm too young to die!
Anne Maria: and I'm to hot!
Fabia: no one cares!
The car jumps across the broken track and starts to fall, the four of them scream and go down with a river
Then we cut to Chris and Chef in the control room
Chris: Looks like our players are doomed! Will any of them survive? I have my doubts (laughs) But find out for sure when we come back with more Total! Drama! Revenge Of The Island!
(Commercial break)
Then we cut to Zoey, Fabia and Scott getting out of the water
Zoey: Where is Anne Maria?
Soon enough Anne Maria get out of the water with Scott sitting on her poof
Anne Maria: (angry) do I look like a lifeboat (she throws Scott to the water and she's grabbed by Zoey and Fabia before she could hurt Scott)
Zoey: I'm sure it's an accident that Scott landed on you
Scott: (coming out of the water) yeah an accident, I hope you girls realize whose fault this is the mine carts were Mike's idea
Fabia: (glaring) at least he's more helpful than you and he also doesn't put blame on others with no reason (Scott look at her suspiciously)
Confessionals
Scott: what do she mean by that, does Dawn told her her suspicions about me, if she did I have to get rid of her before she told everyone
Fabia: Dawn told me everything that Scott did to his team, man I feel sorry for everyone than was voted by him, even Ace even though his attitude leaves a lot to be desired
End of Confessionals
Anne Maria: (still angry) but he didn't just try to drown me
Then out of nowhere a shady figure grabs Anne Maria and drags her underwater
Zoey: (scared) Anne Maria, guys she's gone what do we do
Scott: get out of here before something drags us underwater (swims away)
Fabia: I have to agree with him
Then we cut to Knuckles and Cameron, waking up from unconsciousness
Knuckles: man that one gonna hurt in the morning, you guys OK?
Cameron: I think so, (gasp) Mike
Mike was still unconscious with Knuckles's hat lying down next to him
Cameron: Mike (poke him with his flashlight) I've heard about situations like this but it's so different in real life
Knuckles: hey calm down, I have been in a similar situation before
Cameron: you do?!
Knuckles: (grinning) yup and I know how to wake him up, it works with my dude Vector (pulls out a MP3 player and put the earbuds on Mike's ears, before selecting a particular song in his playlist) time to wake up buddy (put play and instantly Mike's eyes open as he start screaming trying to get the earbuds out)
Mike: (getting the earbuds out) what the heck was that
Knuckles: it's a little mix my friend Charmy made called "The Sounds of Disaster"
Cameron: why would he made something like that?
Knuckles: (shrugging putting on his regular fedora) I don't and personally I don't care because it's really effective waking up heavy sleepers (a mutant gopher appear below him attracted by the sound of Knuckles MP3) and apparently mutant gophers
The three of them scream running away from the gopher
We then cut to Brick and Dawn still running from the Sillydillo
Brick: (to Dawn) can't you try to talk with it?
Dawn: sadly it's brain power is so minuscule that he won't understand anything that I say to him, also he wouldn't care anyway
The duo keep running until The Sillydillo block their path giggling goofily
Dawn: (nervous) uh... would you be so kind to show us the way out? (Sillydillo only giggle as he grab her and start dancing or to be more accurate spinning around) I will take that as a no, Brick help
Brick: hey leave her alone you foul dancer
The Sillydillo didn't took that well as he throw Dawn behind before grabbing Brick and unleash an angry but still goofy screech before throwing him behind him, landing on Dawn
Dawn: ouch...
Brick: you OK?
Dawn: (pained) I think I broke my leg, you'll have to carry me
As Brick carry Dawn piggyback, they see Sillydillo next to them glaring goofily, but before he could slap them, he smell them and back away in disgust, which confuse them
Brick: what's going on?
Dawn: he doesn't like the smell of your boots
Brick suddenly gets an idea and took off his left boot and hand it to Dawn
Brick: Dawn we need to get to rest of the team could you...?
Dawn: (saluting) say no sir I'm on it, let's move
Brick: (saluting back) yes ma'am (and Brick start marching toward Sillydillo with Dawn holding his stinky boot as a weapon)
Sillydillo run away from them scared of the stink
Dawn: (laughing) what's the matter, can't take the smell of war?
Brick: (laughing) that's it soldier keep it up
Then we cut to another cave, where an Anne Maria wakes up
Anne Maria: (coughing) where the heck am I? (she notices some mutant gophers, along with a mysterious figure on a throne as some of the squirrels near her, Anne Maria gasps in shock seeing the gophers approach her and sniff her) stay back you touch my poof I'll touch you
The shadow snaps its fingers, as the gophers back away, then the figure jumps and lands on the ground, revealing a feral Ezekiel
Anne Maria: Oh hey, aren't you the creepy stowaway kid from last season? Ezekiel or something?
Ezekiel looks at Anne Maria, and smell her before raising an eyebrow seductively, which gross her up
Anne Maria: ewww
Then we cut to Jo and Lightning running
Lighting: Man, what's taking Brick and Dawn so long to catch up?
Jo: I know your head is just for show but haven't you notice how large and in charge Brick's become, not to mention that he and really get along they don't need us and they'll get rid of you the first chance they gets
Lighting: what so you want to make some kind of guys pact to vote him off
Jo: uh.. sure let's make a guys pact (they both shake hands)
Then they hear Sillydillo running like an idiot
Brick: (still carrying Dawn) how you like it when the boot is on the other foot huh?
Jo: told you they were too big to be in trouble
Brick: (relieved) Jo, Lighting, finally
Jo: soldier where have you been you left men behind
Dawn: correction you left us behind, and Brick have been engaging the enemy with his secret weapon (show Brick's boot) and also helping me since I broke my leg
Brick: don't worry Dawn even with your injury victory is ours (At that moment, they see the hophers grabbing them from the ground) unless they do that...
The gophers then bring down all four of them
Then we go back to Anne Maria and Ezekiel, where Zeke used some bones for Anne Maria to sit on, there was a picture of Ezekiel as a human and his rapper clothes
Anne Maria: (annoyed) would you stop already I don't want any of this junk (the gophers screech at her) not that I don't appreciate thought
Zeke searches through his stuff and pulls out a silver briefcase
Anne Maria:is that the price money from last season (Zeke nods and opens it, but there were only traces of burnt and charred money)
Anne Maria: (sarcastic) wow thanks
Then we cut to Mike, carrying Cameron, and Knuckles running
Cameron: first sing of chemical exposure are fever and nausea (belch)
Mike: (worried) I hope Zoey's okay (to Cameron and Knuckles) thanks so much for coming back for me buddy
Cameron: (shocked) buddy? really? Cool
Knuckles: No sweat, what are friends for man
Their badges turns red
Cameron: Oh no, my first buddies and we've only have 5 minutes to live
Zoey: (offscreen) Mike! (She tackles Mike and Cameron to the ground)
Zoey: thank goodness you're okay but we lost Anne Maria
Mike: we have to find her
Knuckles: and quickly
Scott: we should dump these packs first, they're just slowing us down (Tries to take off the backpack, but..)
Chris: (Over PA) Those packs of pain remain until I tell you otherwise, or your whole team is disqualified! DISQUALIFIED!
Zoey: I knew Chris was watching us! He won't let us die down here!
Fabia: I wouldn't get my hopes up with this guy
Chris: (Over PA) She's right, don't count on it! I'm more of an observer than a savior
Anne Maria: (off screen) WOO-HOO!
Zoey: that's Anne Maria
Mike: come on this way (the Maggots start running)
Cut in the cave with Zeke and Anne Maria, the Maggots enter
Anne Maria: well yeah baby now that's more like it baba-bling
Jo: congratulations helmet head (cut to the gophers holding the Rats by their packs) now tell your freaky boyfriend to let us go
Scott: oh well we'll never find those statues now
Cameron: keep it down, those mutant gophers look blind but they can probably still smell us
The Gophers growl and the Maggots scream in fear
Jo: Oh great, here comes the competition!
Brick: good, we can use the distraction, FIRE IN THE HOLE!" (kicks his other smelly shoe off his foot to the gophers attacking the Maggots, then sniff it, as they both choke in disgust and run away
Jo: way to help the enemy, looks like it's up to me to get us out (removes the fireflies from Lighting's head, the gophers are distracted by them, freeing the rats and run away)
Jo: Lighting, the statue!
Sugar: I'm on it (runs to the green support statue, along with the red support, grabs the green statue) SHA-BAM! (The maggots gasp in shock)
Jo: yes! Rats, head to the mine carts! (Camera now shows more mining carts) what comes in must come out
Suddenly Ezekiel stands in front of them and they scream in fear, Zeke then lunges at Lighting, causing him to knock over the statue, Zeke starts growling at him and trying to bite him
Chris: (over PA) if you can hear this, congrats! You're not dead yet! Wherever you are, immediately discard your bombs, I mean... backpacks and RUN!
Then the contestants realize their backpacks are bombs
Jo: Bombs?! Too far, McLean! Too far!
Scarlett: "Actually, that diamond isn't-"
(The Maggots take off their backpack, put it on the throne, while Knuckles takes the statue)
Knuckles: Got it!
Mike: Guys, (he's helping Zoey while Fabia carry Cameron) we need some help here (suddenly a gopher approaches them threateningly while Sillydillo approach them from behind)
Knuckles: crud! (toss the statue to Scott) here, Mike I'll deal with the Sillydillo you take the gopher
Scott: (throwing the statue) whoops butterfingers (the statue lands on Anne Maria's poof)
Anne Maria: come on sweetheart mama's gonna take you home
Zeke was trying to bite Lighting but he grabs him by the neck and strap his backpack on Zeke
Brick: Mission accomplished, move out!
Then, Lighting throws Zeke back into the mine, and jump on the mine cart along with the Rats, Scott and Anne Maria, but before Brick get on he looks back to see his former team being attacked by a gopher and Sillydillo, Mike struggles to close the door upside down gopher and Knuckles struggles to keep Sillydillo away from his team
Knuckles: man you're quite strong for a silly fella
Jo: Brick? Brick! Forget those rejects, we have to go!
Mike: (Struggles to close the gopher's mouth) I can't hold on
Knuckles: (Struggles to keep Sillydillo away) me too
Zoey: guys
Mike: there's something I need to tell you Zoey I have (he was interrupted when a clanking sound was heard, the gopher then collapses, revealing that Brick hit him with the statue
Mike: Brick?
Brick: Never leave a man behind (the Maggots statue then shatters)
Knuckles: you got that right (he then uppercut Sillydillo into unconsciousness)
Then we cut to everyone in the car, with Brick pushing Zoey and Cameron in it, he starts to push the cars, as he jumps and they drive away, as everyone starts screaming
Then we cut to outside the mine, with Chris and Chef in hazmat suits
Chris: They're really cutting it close
Chef: yes
Then all the contestants exited the mine, the cars crashed to the ground, and the red statue fall next to Chris
Chris: and the Maggots win, again (The Maggots cheers with the exception of Scott)
Scott: (grumbling) great
Chris: all clear? (Chef nods) executing Operation Doomsday! (He presses a button and the mine backpacks explode, sealing the entrance with rocks, he and Chef high five)
Mike: this wasn't about the statues?
Chris: sure it was! And as added bonus, you helped me seal off the toxic waste forever and get the feds off my back, it's win-win for me (The chef then leaves to find a hose)
Jo: Well that's low, McLean, even for you
Fabia: and that's saying a lot
Brick: not to mention that your stunt made Dawn break her leg
Chris: Chef will take her to the infirmary, Rats, I hope you're hungry for marshmallows, but first, before there's permanent genetic damage...
Chef mischievously laughs, as he sprays the contestants with a hose, and they all get sprayed
Then we cut to outside the Maggots' cabin, where Mike, Cameron and Fabia where talking
Cameron: Mike, do you have multiple personality disorder?
Mike: (shocked) what who told you that?
Cameron: 16 years in a bubble makes a guy pretty observant
Fabia: and my sister works on a rehabilitation center, so it's not the first time I saw a case of MPD, we just don't get why you're keeping it secret. You're confusing everyone on the team, including Zoey
Mike: (nervous) I- I just don't want anyone here to think I'm a freak or anything! Trust me, I get enough of that back home
Cameron: I see... Well, we think wrvcan help you control it
Mike: (surprised) For real?!
Fabia: Sure
Mike: Oh man, this is huge! (Mike grabbed Cameron and Fabia in a bear hug) Ohthankyouthankyouthankyou!
Cameron: Happy to help! (Mike let go of them)
Mike: Oh man, how can I thank you?
Fabia: that's the other thing we wanted to talk about, Fabia need our help to get rid of Scott
Mike: (confused) Scott? What for?
Fabia: I don't trust that farmer, Dawn told me that he sabotaged his own team besides he never look bothered when his team lost, and he see pretty grumpy when we won
Mike: Yeah… Now that you mention it, he has been a bit of a defeatist, hasn't he? But why would he wanna sabotage us?
Fabia: to vote their best players, Dawn told me that he lie to everyone about B and also made everyone think that Issac took their stuff
Mike: really?! Then we have to get rid ASAP
We now cut to the elimination ceremony, with the Rats minus Dawn and Chris
Chris: the votes ate in who will receive the marshmallow of Loserdom and leave the game forever (Chef arrives with the box of Toxic Marshmallow)
Brick: wait what about Dawn?
Chris: about that (Dawn walk next to Chris using crutches) sadly due to her broken leg Dawn will not able to continue, so the loser will be accompanying her on the Hurl of Shame, the following people are momentarily safe, Jo (throws normal marshmallows at her)
Jo: yes
Chris: and... Lightning
Lighting: yes, Sha-eugg (the marshmallow go straight to his troat) Brick looks like your tour of duty has come to an end, dismissed
He throw the marshmallow of Loserdom but dodge it
Lighting: that's what you get for helping the enemy Sha-traitor
Jo: so long soggy Mcgee
Brick: you what that's fine I don't regret choosing saving them over winning
Dawn: well spoken soldier (salute him, as Brick salute her back)
Then the scene cuts to the Hurl of Shame, where Brick and Dawn were inside of him, and they were pushing each other through the tight space
Chris: any last words you two?
Zoey: guys wait
They see the Maggots, minus Scott and Anne Maria, saluting at them in respect, Brick and Dawn salute back smiling
Anne Maria: (offscreen) Make room! (She walks up and enters the Hurl of Shame, crushing the two of them) I have got a jeweler to see and a bank account to open
Chris: Um, The Hurl of Shame is for exits only
Anne Maria: good I quit, I don't need this two-bit show anymore look at this thing ! (Shows her diamond) I'm rich
Knuckles: not unless cubic zirconia has suddenly became priceless
Anne Maria: what it's not a real diamond?
Chris: nope practically worthless, lamest mine ever, why do you think I dumped all that waste in there?
Anne Maria: (gasps) WAIT, I changed my...(Chef pulls the lever and sends all three of them flying, screaming)
Chris: well that was the most crowded Hurl we've ever had, Maggots you're down a player and one of my interns just isn't working out but I can fire her or daddy will want all of his money back so say hello to your new teammate, Dakota (the camera show Dakota strap to a wheelbarrow)
Dakota: (mad) you can't do this to me McLean
Chris: oh yes I can (pulls a contract) contract iron clad (Dakota grunts) join us next time for more danger, treachery and radical hair removal methods on Total! Drama Revenge Of The Island!
(End Credits)
-VOTES-
Jo: Brick
Lighting: Brick
Brick: Jo
-REMAINING COMPETITORS-
Toxic Rats: Jo, Lighting
Mutant Maggots: Knuckles, Mike, Fabia, Zoey, Cameron, Scott, Dakota
-ELIMINATION TABLE-
19. Staci, The Compulsive Liar (Toxic Rats)
18. Dakota, The Fame-Monger (Toxic Rats)
17. Ace, The Hotshot (Toxic Rats)
16. B, The Strong, Silent Genius (Toxic Rats)
15. Nate, The Police Appretince (Mutant Maggots)
16. Issac, The Gentleman (Toxic Rats)
15. Jenna, The Hiker (Toxic Rats)
14. Sam, The Nice-Guy Gamer (Toxic Rats)
13. Dawn, The Moonchild (Toxic Rats)
12. Brick, The Cadet (Toxic Rats)
11. Anne Maria, The Jersey Shore Reject (Mutant Maggots)
Author's Note:
And here is the longest episode so far, I guess, and also the most shocking for some, in the previous chapter I said that Dawn's luck would ran out
Now with the elimination, we get three for the price of one, instead of two, and while Dawn is gone at least she informed Fabia about Scott, and Fabia told both Mike and Cameron, so he's really in trouble now
About the challenge itself I decided to add Sillydillo just for fun and also I add some bonding for Brick and Dawn and Knuckles, Cameron and Mike
The next episode will see the nine campers on a search for the island's buried treasure, and a certain someone will begin to experience various monstrous changes, just like certain green man