Nozomi sipped her jasmine tea as she looked out her window, watching as the protesters protested while being behind the U.A. barrier. They were chanting things like:
"No men at U.A.!"
"Men are supposed to be Breeders, not 'heroes!'"
"Women are better than men!"
She didn't know how the information was leaked, but overall it was all very amusing, seeing it get documented online by television reporters. If only they knew of the genius that Midoriya had, maybe then they'd…scratch that, they'd probably deny it, saying that a woman created it.
Such was the enigma that was the human race.
"This is a worrying development," Nozomi thought aloud, picking up a piece of the infamous U.A. barrier, which was (as mentioned earlier) in pieces and decayed, while also being dust. "Does anyone know of any quirk that could do this?" she asked some of the teachers around her.
"Hmm, I know of no quirk that could do this. It must be really deadly to do this, though," Vlad Queen commented, closing her eyes as she nodded.
"Whatever it is, this was a declaration of war," Eraserhead said, feeling the dust of the barrier between her fingers. "I don't know if we should send the students to the USJ today, I don't like this."
"Aizawa, you worry too much. I'm sure it's fine, it was probably a prank or something," Vlad Queen argued. "Those students needed to go to the USJ ages ago, back in their first week. But no, you wanted to delay it until 'they're ready.'"
"Doing the USJ within the first week is illogical, as they're basically newborns in stuff like saving people and the like."
"Ladies ladies, calm down," Nozomi commanded, "Aizawa, your class will be doing the USJ today, you have pushed it off for far too long that even Kan's class did it first. I know we're all worried about the barrier being destroyed, which is why I'll be doubling security at the school today. Does that satisfy you?"
Aizawa sighed, rubbing her eyes as she answered, "Yeah, that works, I guess. I just hope this doesn't bite us in the ass later."
"So Midoriya, ribbit," came the voice of Asui Tsuyu, sitting diagonally across from him. All of the class were sitting in a bus, going somewhere. Some of them were wearing their heroine costumes, some of them were wearing the unisex uniforms that Aizawa-sensei gave them. For Izuku he was in his unisex uniform, having his hero costume on him already in the form of the device on his sternum. "You're pretty smart, aren't you?" she asked bluntly, putting a finger to her chin cutely. Not letting him get a word in she continued, "I have a brother that's half your age, and he thinks he can become a hero. Before U.A. I thought it would be impossible, but seeing you here has changed my mind. Thank you for widening my limited worldview, ribbit," she thanked, bowing slightly to him in her seat.
Midoriya gave a beaming smile at her praise, getting mouthed a "Good job" from his childhood friend Kacchan. "It's no problem, Asui—"
"Call me Tsu, Midoriya," the frog-like girl interrupted, "That's what my friends call me."
"Okay, Tsu, give your brother my regards. Tell him that he'll need to work hard if he wants to become a hero."
"I will, ribbit," she said, looking over to their vice president to see her amusing glare at the man, "You want to say anything, Yaoyorozu?" she asked fearlessly.
The vice prez tilted up her head in annoyance, upturning her nose at them, or more specifically, the man. "I just find it odd that the man is still here. Aizawa-sensei should've seen his zero potential and—"
"Oh my god, can you shut up about Midori, vice prez? It's seriously annoying hearing you go on and on about my bro, it's almost as if you like him in a twisted way," Kaminari interrupted, voicing her concerns.
Momo turned bright red at the thought and shame that would bring her, "I-I-I do not like the man, thank you very much!" she stuttered out, making hand motions to deny it.
"But I do!" Mineta chimed in, hugging herself as she moved back and forth in place as she remembered that day in her mind. Everyone, thankfully, ignored her perverted fantasies as they focused on Yaoyorozu's tendencies.
"You know, Kami-bro is right! Our vice prez is totally into Midori-bro, just like those old trashy romance novels. Like, opposites attract or whatever manly thing like that," Kirishima added her two cents, slinging an arm over Momo's shoulders as she got even more flustered. "Just make a move and maybe Midori-bro will forgive you~" she teased, an easygoing smile on her face.
"Can it, shitty hair. Izuku is mine," Katsumi said as she gave a one-sided hug to her future husband, fiercely holding him. She knew he was sleeping with other women on the side, but as long as he came back to her in the end she didn't mind.
"Oooh, 'Izuku' for you and not for the others, hmm?" Mineta noted, making a thinking gesture with her body before suddenly exclaiming, "Screw that! I hate the childhood friend cliche bullshit!" she whined, throwing a mini-tantrum in her seat.
"Quiet down back there, some of us are trying to sleep," Aizawa-sensei yawned out from the front of the bus. "Damnit, we're here. I was hoping for another five minutes or so of sleep but problem children will be problem children," she uttered as she ushered everyone off the bus. The building ahead of them was dome-shaped, it being reflective thanks to its numerous windows. Waiting for them was a person in a space-like costume, with a glass helmet covering her face. She was looking at something on her smartphone before she pocketed it away. It was:
"The Space Heroine, Thirteen!" Uraraka piped up, clapping quickly while being excited. "She's a rescue heroine with a high success rate."
"Thank you for the introduction, young miss," Thirteen began. "Welcome to the USJ, which stands for the 'Unforeseen Simulation Joint.'"
"Also 'Universal Studios Japan,'" Kaminari whispered to Mineta, the both of them snickering at the similarities.
"Thirteen, where's All Might? She should be here by now," Aizawa said, glaring shortly at the two troublemakers to shut them up, which they did. Thirteen, oddly enough, just held up three fingers, making their teacher sigh, aging a few years seemingly. "Alright, we'll make due without her. Everyone, head on inside," she ordered, ushering them once more into the USJ. The place was gigantic, having multiple places of interest, such as a pool of water with a ship in the center, or a block of abandoned buildings that were smoldering.
"With Aizawa-sensei you discovered how quirks can change the tides of everyday life, with All Might-sensei you discovered how quirks can and cannot get you out of a sticky situation, with me you'll be learning the limits and dangers of your quirk. Since I had time to look over everyone's quirk dossiers before you arrived, you, Bakugo," Thirteen signaled out. "Your quirk could be used for the betterment of womankind, yet let's think more morosely. Tell me, how can your quirk be a danger to others?"
Bakugo shifted back and forth where she was standing, looking a bit pissed as she said, "Explosion could destabilize a building if I destroy a section of it and it can kill people if I use my quirk way too hard," the blond hypothesized.
"Excellent, you are correct on all parts. Quirks are dangerous, especially if you don't know how best to use them. My quirk, for example, is called Black Hole, an emitter-type that can suck up things and clear debris. If used incorrectly, however, it can and has killed people. If I even use my quirk without knowing where my hand is pointing, many lives could be lost," she said sadly. "Please be mindful of the power you wield, that is all," she requested, getting a round of applause from the students.
"Great, with that out of the way let's get onto the less—"
Aizawa didn't get to finish, however, as the lights overhead flickered and dimmed. Everyone peered off the platform they were on into the center plaza, a large black portal opening.
"Midoriya, is that you?" Aizawa asked, readying herself for a fight.
"It's not me, miss," he responded, resting his hand on his portal gun. "Permission to get everyone out of here?"
"Granted."
Midoriya pulls out his portal gun and was about to send them somewhere safe when a black portal bisected half of his gun, severing it. It fell to the floor dramatically, everyone being silent. Izuku looked up, deathly calm as he saw a feminine figure made of black smoke wearing a nice tux introduced herself with a deep regal voice, "Hello, I am Kurogiri, part of the—"
"You're the fucker who broke my portal gun," Midoriya swore, shocking his classmates as he never cursed in front of them. "Do you have any idea how long it took to make it? You'll pay for that."
"A male at U.A.? No matter, like I was saying before I was rudely interrupted," the villainess began again, glaring at the young man with her yellow lights for eyes, "I am Kurogiri, a member of the League of Villains. We were going to kill All Might, but she's not here, is she? It's of no consequence. Now, be ready to meet your doom!" she said seriously, sending out an array of black portals that sucked them in, sending all of them to wildly different places.
Only a couple of people remained, that being Iida, Uraraka, Aizawa, and Thirteen. Iida and Aizawa-sensei looked to each other briefly, the latter nodding before Iida rocketed out of there with her quirk through the double door, the villainess unable to stop her in time due to the student's incredible speed.
Kurogiri sighed, exasperated at their futile efforts. "Have fun dealing with the Nomu, whoever you are!" she said as she portaled Aizawa away to face her charge and the Nomu.
"Don't forget about me!" Thirteen stupidly reminded as she began to suck away the black shroud that was the villain.
The shrouded woman merely grinned evilly (even though it was impossible to see due to black clouds), and opened a portal to make the heroine taste her own medicine. It worked like a charm, and Thirteen was severely damaged, the back of her suit gone and her skin aflamed and eroded, able to see her back bones it was so gone.
"Oh my god!" the brown-haired girl shouted, not ready to rumble before she too was portaled away to…somewhere in the USJ.
"This will be too easy," Kurogiri remarked before apparating back to her charge.
"Ah! We're so screwed! We're so totally screwed!" Mineta complained, though it was correct. She, Kaminari, and Midoriya were in the Ruins Zone, filled with buildings that were not up to code and were crumbling apart. They were currently hiding inside an unfinished common room inside one of the crumbling buildings. Mineta was currently freaking out on a ratty old couch while Denkiko and Izuku were looking out the windows, trying to make sure nobody would sneak up on them.
"Calm down, Mineta! With Midori we can totally win this!" Kaminari cheered on while whispering, looking to her male friend and hoping that she wouldn't be proven wrong.
"No offense to Izuku, but he only has that wrist thingie and his portal gun is gone. What can that do against shit like her?!" Minori asked as she pointed out the window, seeing a large woman that was reptilian in appearance. She was hulking and menacing, her teeth overgrown and poking out of her mouth, drool practically pouring out. She had a large tail that was spiky and trailing behind her as she searched the buildings, looking for "fresh meat."
"Izuku? Since when have you gotten close enough to—"
"Not the time, Kaminari! I have a way to fight them off, but Minori," he suddenly said, looking over to her as he took off his EG.
"Yes?" she squeaked out.
"You're the only one without a pure defensive or offensive quirk, take this," he said as he put the Energy Gauntlet on her right wrist before activating it, it conforming to her hand and humming to life. He manipulated the hologram controls to turn on the energy shield, making her even more protected. "When this is over I want it back, okay?"
Mineta looked stunned at his generosity before giving a committed nod, "How do I use it?"
"It's mostly in the hands and wrists, flexing them to activate the repulsor blast. The amount of damage is does is controlled by the holographic display, but I'm setting it to stun and only to kill if the energy shield turns offline momentarily. Be mindful of the damage it can do."
"But Midori, what about you?! You're defenseless without that gauntlet thing!" Kaminari brought up. "I at least have my Arc Shooters, but you don't have jack! We gotta protect you!"
"Yeah, what she said! Without your gear you're ripe for the killing, Izuku! We, as the women, have to protect you!" Mineta agreed with Kaminari, it was way too dangerous for a man to be on a battlefield without any defensive/offensive equipment.
"I appreciate the concern, but just watch this," he simply said before tapping the circled V-shaped device on his sternum twice. Instantly nanomachines began pouring out of the device, covering him from head to toe in a red and gold Iron Man suit. Even his JARVIS sunglasses turned into nanomachines as it covered his face, fully covering him.
"Where'd that come from?!" the electric girl asked, shock written over her features. Mineta too looked gobsmacked, examining him in detail.
"It's nanotech, you like it? I made it a week or two ago, back when I brought in donuts for everyone," he explained. "As you can see, I'm far from defenseless. Now, let's get to work," Midoriya said, opening the door to fight back. Two of them (them being Kaminari and Mineta) walked out nervously, while Midoriya came out confident in his tech and abilities. The reptilian woman came charging at them once she saw the "fresh meat" just standing around. In response he mentally told his nanotechnology to expand like a flower on his back, the center of it being a circular blue repository. "Kaminari, hit me with a lot of your quirk!" he commanded as he mentally told his tech to glow on and off, to show his electric friend where to strike. Denkiko's eyes lit up in understanding, having seen this before in one of the old prequirk movies as she used her Arc Shooters to channel enough energy to power her friend's armored suit. The electricity came out in a large burst, yellow in color as it struck true and allowing Midoriya to fire six beams of repulsor technology at the villain. It slammed into her face, knocking her out cold from the force. "Duck!" he ordered, his friends listening as he then directed it all around them, having enough juice to take out all the villains that was near and far away.
"Woah…" Kaminari and Mineta muttered out loud at the same time, before the latter shot a repulsor blast at a hidden woman who was behind a piece of rubble. It struck true in her head, knocking her out instantly.
"So cool!" Minori squeed, looking over the technological marvel.
"Admire later," he told them as he picked up the both of them by the back of their collars, flying them over the battlefield that was the USJ, trying to get them to safety near the exit. He dropped them off right next to the door before going to the downed Thirteen, who was bleeding profusely from her back. "What happened to you?" he asked before shaking his head. Now wasn't the time for questions as he manipulated his hand to shoot out an all-purpose medical spray, spraying it all over her wounds, it being like ice. Her labored breathing got a smidden better as her face unscrunched from the lessening pain, though they couldn't see that detail from the helmet she almost always wore. "Minori, Kaminari, stay here and keep Thirteen safe. I'm going back in there to—"
"No, it's too dangerous, Izuku!" Mineta argued, holding onto him. "We can't let you get hurt!"
Midoriya retracted the armor from his hand to affectionately rub her ball-like hair. "Trust me, Minori, I'll be careful. I gotta be a hero, stay here," he ordered as he flew off to help others in need.
In the Central Plaza was an irate baby-blue haired woman with numerous severed hands adorning her body, but most prominently on her head. She was standing with Kurogiri, watching the villains fight with a hobo-like woman with rags to fight with. She examined closely, seeing that the hobo's eyes lit up red and her hair defy gravity whenever someone was going to attack with their emitter/transformation-type quirk. A light bulb metaphorically went off in her head as she exclaimed gleefully, "You must be the famous Eraserhead! The ability to erase a quirk, now that would be useful in any party," she said, scratching neck in excitement. "Kurogiri?"
"Yes, Shigaraki?" the shroud woman asked, bowing slightly to the other woman.
"Should I send in the Nomu for a TPK or should I wait a bit, let her think she can win against these cannon fodder?" Shigaraki asked, unsure of herself, scratching herself even more fervently.
"Hmm, wait a bit, let her have a glimmer of hope she can win," Kurogiri answered, watching as Eraserhead knocked out another foe with a kick to the head. It was weird, it was almost like she knew the woman…no, that was impossible, it had to be.
"Sounds like a plan. Can't wait to use our cheat code against them," she said, watching as Eraserhead got sloppy and get punched in the jaw. "She's tiring out, how revealing."
Jirou was scared for her fucking life. She, Ashido, and Yaoyorozu were back to back in the Mountain Zone, facing off against many villains. Their vice prez had given Kyoka a Bo staff to fight with, while she had a sword and shield. Mina was keeping the villains at bay by using her quirk, Acid, to ward them off.
All seemed lost before a suit of armor flew in and blasted away some of the weaker villains. "Did the vice prez need saving from a man or is it just me?" Midoriya quipped through the loudspeakers installed on his suit as he flew in and knocked out one of the bigger targets, flinging her away with a repulsor blast. He landed with a thud! as he assessed the situation, his helmet retracting to calm them, "All of you make your way to the entrance, Kaminari and Minori are waiting there."
"Midoriya," Yaoyorozu began, her glare softening while looking at him, "thank you."
Izuku blinked in surprise before smiling and giving a nod, "No prob, Bob. I suggest you make non-lethal guns to combat these weak villains," he suggested as he took off for the skies once more.
"You heard him, everyone take a glock," Momo told them as she produced glocks with rubber bullets in the ammo cartridge. Mina and Kyoka took one hesitantly, feeling the weight of the gun in their hands. "Just point and shoot, ladies," she reminded them as they made their way to the entrance, jogging all the while. They were joined by Uraraka and Tsuyu from the Flood Zone, and Aoyama, Ojiro, and Sato from the Conflagration Zone on their way to safety. Once they were at the entrance Yaoyorozu immediately noticed Thirteen's condition, creating bandages to dress her with, with Jirou helping out with binding it.
"I wish I had popcorn, this show is great!" Shigaraki cackled as she watched the famous Eraserhead get slammed into the concrete floor by the muscular Nomu, it cracking from the force and damaging her eyes.
Suddenly a disorienting sound meant to confuse the target resounded on her Nomu, causing it to stop its assault. It looked at the interloper, a woman with a transformation-type quirk that gave her a flying suit of armor, something that made Shigaraki jealous. The woman fired a blinding white light, stunning both the baby blue-haired teenager and the Nomu. The stranger then shot out a blast of energy at the Nomu, causing it to sail away from the impact and into the Flood Zone, it splashing hard into the water as it sunk to the bottom.
"The ability to fly, a sonic discharge, blinding light, energy blasts? What the hell kind of broken quirk do you have to cause one of my party members to go down?!" Shigaraki demanded, scratching her neck until it bled. Much to her confusement the helmet retracted to reveal a man inside the suit of armor. Does that mean that men had quirks now or…
"I don't have a quirk, it's just science," he said before putting back on his helmet as he flew straight into the baby blue-haired woman, causing the both of them to fly into a wall. Shigaraki slammed her fingers on a portion of his suit of armor, causing it to decay.
"Sir, the suit is disintegrating," JARVIS informed him through the internal speakers.
Midoriya ejected the decaying nanomachines from his suit to keep his suit integrity intact. His suit was quite pristine despite the attempt to destroy it as he sent out two hand restraining devices to the woman's hands, keeping the tips of her fingers stuck in a fist formation, unable to complete the requirement of disintegrating anything. "You fucker! Get this shit off my hands!" she demanded, trying to punch the man to no avail.
"Nah, I don't think so," he countered as he karate chopped her in the back of the head, knocking her out. He looked around, looking for the mist-woman before a black portal opened up, a waterfall from the Flood Zone coming out, along with it the hulking black beast with its brains exposed. It lumbered over to him, trying to punch him but thankfully he was too quick for the thing. In between dodging he tried firing more repulsor blasts at the thing, but this time it was tanking all the shots. Determined to take it down he manifested his SDT on his shoulder, only for the tool to get crushed and destroyed by the beast, sensing with its limited intelligence that it was dangerous. He groaned in annoyance as he kept dodging, before creating a blade with his nanotech. He was about to stab the thing before he missed, it trying to break his arm but his suit protected against the blow.
Suddenly the doors to the USJ blew open, showing a frowning All Might at the forefront. Recovery Girl, Midnight, Present Mic, and the other teachers were standing behind her, their expressions grim and battle-ready. "Have no fear, for I am here!" she shouted loudly, her voice practically resounding off every surface. She accelerated to speeds unattainable by regular women and saved the students that hadn't yet made their way to the entrance. Recovery Girl was going around administrating her quirk to every injured body, especially Thirteen. All Might got in between Midoriya and the monster, telling the lad, "Go to the others. I'll handle this freak."
"Miss, it's skin is resilient against my repulsor blasts, which means you'll need a stabbing weapon," he told her, shooting at her wrists two devices that when it attached turned into spiked knuckle dusters made out of nanotech.
All Might grinned, "Much appreciated, Young Midoriya! Now do as you're told!" she reminded him, punching the Nomu in the face, the spiked knuckle dusters sending it far away.
He flew away, the extra nanotech in his V-shaped container on his sternum replacing the ones he lost. He flew to the entrance and commanded his suit to melt away and go back in their container, leaving him in his unisexual clothing. All the heroines were gawking at him, knowing he was smart but not this smart, while his classmates looked on appreciatively at him, notably Ashido, Jirou, Kaminari, and Mineta.
"Wow, Greenie, what happened to your suit of armor?" Mina asked, feeling a little woozy from Recovery Girl's quirk as she watched him pick up the severed bit of his ruined portal gun and stowed it away in one of his pockets.
"It's in this," he said, pointing to the V-shaped container on his sternum. "It's nanotechnology."
"Oooh," the majority said simultaneously, some of the teachers even paying attention.
"Dearie, were you the one who sprayed this weird concoction on Thirteen's back?" Shuzenji asked, leaning on her syringe-shaped cane.
"Yes, it was me. Why?" he asked, ready to defend himself.
"My dear, you have saved Thirteen's life. Without that medical spray then she wouldn't had make it, her wounds were that severe," Chiyo then lightly bowed before requesting, "Can you please share the recipe with me at some point?"
"Hmm, maybe after I patent it," he said committedly, turning around and watching All Might finally win and send the monster flying through the ceiling windows, creating a sonic boom it was moving so fast. "Good, knew she could do it. Too bad my portal gun was destroyed, I could've taken out my Medi Gun or the Dispenser from my lab," he muttered, causing everyone to look towards him as he mumbled. He suddenly stopped as he leveled his eyes at his purple-haired classmate, "Minori, my Energy Gauntlet?"
"Oh yeah, here you go," the teen in question took off the wristband on her right wrist as she handed it over to her former fuck mate, him putting it back on immediately. "I'm glad that's over."
"Me too, Minori, me too," Izuku replied, having his fill of life or death situations, even if it was milder than the one against Voldemort. He tapped on his V-shaped container full of nanotech with three fingers, creating his JARVIS sunglasses to take out and put back on his head. "Hey, Desiree?"
"You rang, master? And why is everyone bundled up here?" she asked as she manifested herself nearby, looking over at everyone's disheveled appearances.
"Don't be mad, but we got attacked by villains."
"Wait, what?!"
