Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or Kim Possible.

A/N: Some extra stuff on the story so the last A/N wouldn't be long.

1: Naruto's parents are both alive but will rarely show up like Ron's.

2: The romance will be tame until s3, like no groping, smacking on the ass, or flashing panties.

3: For who Ron will be with feel free to say who (Tara, Zita, or Yori) if I end the next story poll before Zita, I'll do a quick one for Ron (two updates for each story)

Beta: Chaos-PSD and ANUBIS the god king.

Chapter II: Bueno Nacho.

Last Time.

Naruto used a straw to suck the tick in and shot it up to Drakken who jumped off of the car.

BOOM!

Drakken grabs onto Bueno Nacho's taco sign as his vehicle explodes as law enforcement arrives.

"You think you're all that, but you're not!"

Middleton High, Detention.

"Detention is a punishment! A period of quiet suffering." Barkin yelled out sitting at his desk.

Even though Drakken is thwarted, Kim and Naruto still have to serve their detention time. But this time Kim has made friends with the very people she previously deemed not cool, painting their nails.

"You didn't count on the Kim Factor, Mr. B," Ron said as he and Naruto stood at the desk with him.

Now.

Morning, Kim's House.

Naruto knocked on the door and after a moment, Ann opened the door.

"Morning Mrs. Dr. P."

"Morning Naruto, Kim's upstairs getting ready. And I've told you to call me Ann."

Naruto walked in and stopped as Jim and Tim ran by before continuing upstairs. Going to a pull down-ladder leading to another floor, he heard Kim talking to Wade about getting a new jacket and that Dr. Drakken got out of prison.

"It's not as bad as when you accidentally used the boy's restroom last week!"

"I thought that was you," Naruto said as he stood waist-high in the door to her room.

And was hit with a pillow by the redhead who was sitting on a large bean bag.

"Naruto! What if I was indecent?!"

"Then I would have a heck of a show?" He then ducked under another pillow before speaking.

"Kidding! I doubt you would talk to Wade without any clothes unless you were out of the room when it was an emergency." Naruto saw her go to a changing divider and stepped down just as he saw her silhouette start to change.

Later, Antarctica.

"T-Thanks for the lift Aku." Kim stuttered as she and the others rode on a dog sled.

She's wearing a red fleece snow outfit as Ron wore a black long-sleeve under a blue short-sleeved jacket and Naruto wore a dark red jacket and black pants.

The reason for her stutter was there was little room on the sled and she was sitting on Naruto's lap as Ron rode up front keeping an eye out for Drakken.

"It's the least I can do. You did save my life." Aku said, getting Kim to brush it off.

"Please, it was just an itty-bitty iceberg. No big."

"KIM! I'm snow blind!"

Naruto looked to see Ron had snow hit his goggles before Kim brushed it off. "Ron, you're supposed to be keeping an eye out for signs of Drakken!"

They then saw a laser oil drill being lifted off the ground a mile away. "Well, I think that qualifies," Naruto said as Shego rode up on a snowmobile with a green leather jacket similar to the one Kim wants.

She threw dog treats down, having the dogs slide to a stop forcing Kim and Naruto to get on a snowboard after her. Shego then placed a bomb on her snowmobile just as the drill was lifted in the air forcing Kim to get on, drive to a hill, have it fly in the air, and explode as she flipped off.

BOOM!

The duo stopped as Ron came down sideways and ran into a large pipe.

Later, Kim's House.

In the kitchen, James was working on schematics of a rocket as Kim walked inside the room with a magazine.

"Morning Dad."

"Good morning. How's my teen hero?"

"Moderately bummed, Drakken got away," Kim replied, sitting down at the table.

"You'll get him next time. Hmm. No, these launch vectors are all wrong."

"So… Daddy, what do you think of this jacket? For me? Just because." Kim said pushing the magazine with the green jacket she wanted toward her father.

"Um. Cost-to-value ratio aside Kimmie, don't you already have a functional jacket?" James asked as he looked at the picture.

"It's a good thing fashion sense isn't genetic. My jacket's from last season, it's red!"

"Didn't you say 'Red was the new black'?"

"Red's dead dad, green is the new black," Kim said just as Jim and Tim ran into the room.

"DAD!"

"Jim, Tim, I'm working here," Kim said to her brothers who nodded.

"So are we," Jim said as Tim looked at their father.

"Dad, what's the combustion of the J-200 fuel you developed?"

"47 degrees Celsius Tim, why?" James asked as he rested his arms on the table.

"Uh, no special reason," Jim replied before the house shook as an explosion was heard.

Ann walked into the room followed by Naruto who looked at the twins. "Hey, boys, staying outta trouble?"

"Nope!/No way!"

"I taught you well," Naruto replied as he went to the fridge and took a bottle of water.

"Morning Kimmie, cute jacket," Ann said as she kissed her daughter's head.

"Thank you! Can you explain that to Dad, who believes I don't need it?"

"You could just charge for your missions," Naruto spoke up, after taking a sip of water.

"I don't charge for-"

"'Doing the right thing', I know, I'm telling you that's going to bite you in the butt one of these days. Why not go to that store Ron loves? Smarty-Mart? It's the same jacket but like 60% less."

"It's not the same jacket Naruto," Kim replied over her shoulder.

"Oh that's right, Club Banana's is emerald while Smarty-Mart is green. Oh, my mistake." Naruto replied as Ann showed her daughter a wanted ad at Bueno Nachos.

"Sorry baby, I'm due at the hospital… But, if you need it, I have a suggestion."

"A job? (Groan!) At Bueno Nacho?" Kim said as her mother dropped the ad.

"Now that's the way forward," James said as Kim dropped her head on the table.

"Between a rocket scientist and a brain surgeon, the best idea you people can come up with is minimum wage?"

"You practically live there anyway."

"(Sigh.) Fine come on Naruto, we're meeting Ron there." Kim said taking Naruto by the arm out of the house.

"You were right Mr. Dr. P! Girls really are crazy about clothes-!"

SMACK!

"OW!"

Naruto yelled after Kim slapped Naruto on the back of the head as Ann narrowed her eyes at her husband.

Bueno Nacho.

Naruto rubbed the back of his head beside Kim as she filled out her resume, trying to get him and Ron to join in getting a job as well.

"No way Kim, don't work where you eat," Ron said, dumping his nachos into a taco shell.

"… What're you eating?"

"Taco meets Nacho. We call it: 'The Naco.'"

"… I call it gross beyond reason. Wait, 'We'?" Kim asked, looking at Naruto.

"He asked me to help him with creating something new," Naruto replied with a shrug as he looked at his hand. "Am I bleeding?"

Suddenly, the manager that threw the Diablo Sauce to Naruto walked up to them.

He has short brown hair, and glasses and is wearing the assistant manager's uniform for the restaurant.

"Ms. Possible. I'm Ned, Assistant Manager of Bueno Nacho #582." Ned greeted them as Kim handed him a stack of papers.

"Hola amigo. (Hello friend.)" She greeted the teen in Spanish.

"Your bilingual wiles will hold no sway with me, Ms. Possible. I am management." Ned said as Ron made faces at him before stopping as Ned looked at him.

"Is that a clip-on tie, Ned?"

Ned, clipping and un-clipping tie nodded. "For quick removal in the event of a grease fire. When can you start?" Ned asked, looking at Kim.

"Born ready sir!"

"And you two?"

"What/Two?" The two blondes asked together.

"Isn't this your resume as well Mr. Stoppable, Mr. Uzumaki?"

"You didn't!" Ron said as Kim pouted at him.

"It'll be more fun if we all work together."

"Oh, no... No, no, not the Puppy Dog Pout!"

"You didn't need to use that on me, but damn if it isn't effective," Naruto said looking over.

Smack!

"Ow!"

And was smacked on the back of the head. "No swearing Naruto."

Later, all three teens are wearing Bueno Nacho's uniforms with white shirts and green baseball hats, Kim and Naruto wearing theirs backward.

Ned then handed them each a manual. "Bueno Nacho S.O.P."

"S.O.P.?"

"Standard Operating Procedures. Learn them. Know them. Live them."

"I'm going to get you for this," Ron said to Kim who was singing about getting her jacket as Naruto put a headset on and went to the drive-through.

Later.

Naruto handed a woman a bag before putting the money in the cash register. He turned to see Kim was having a tough time while Ron was excelling at what he was put in charge of doing.

"Possible, I'm putting you on cheese duty. Even you can push a button." Ned said taking Kim to a cheese station for nachos.

Kim sighed as she put a picture of her jacket on the container. "Two weeks to jacket." She said putting cheese on a plate of nachos.

Beep-Beep Ba Beep!

"What up Wade?"

"I scanned all recent satellite photos but no signs of the drill," Wade replied with a man from the United States before Ned walked up behind Kim.

"Playing video games on the job is not S.O.P., I'm docking your pay for an hour." He said leaving and past Ron who was quickly moving orders around on the heating shelves and talked about getting a promotion.

"You can have the hour from my pay Kim," Naruto said as he put money in the drawer and handed a man his bag.

"I belong... I belong to Bueno Nacho! Yo amo Esto lugar! (I love this place!)"

Naruto looked back to see Ron yell out as he ran out of the building and spoke Spanish.

"Si! (Yes!)" And Rufus followed suit.

Later.

Ron was still showing up Kim as Naruto worked the drive-through before hearing her Kimmunicator go off.

Beep-Beep Ba Beep!

"Go Wade?" She said, only for Ron to cut it off.

Naruto heard them argue before Ron walked off and Kim answered Wade again as she got Rufus to make the nachos for her.

"Sorry, Wade. Mr. Employee of the Month cut us off."

"Seismic Readings in Wisconsin."

"Quake in the Midwest? Major red flag." Kim said as Wade put a drink down.

"It gets weirder! The Epicenter is the World's biggest Cheese Wheel!"

After checking reports, Kim walked to Ned to take off. Naruto turned and saw Ned wearing a white shirt. He then noticed Ron was wearing Ned's original uniform and got into another argument with Kim who threw her hat at him and jumped the counter.

"I quit!"

Naruto took off his hat and headphones before walking over, picked up her picture of the jacket she wanted off the cheese dispenser, and followed after before getting on his moped. "Where to?"

Kim put on a helmet and got on his back while holding onto Naruto. "Home, I need to talk to Mom."

Later, Wisconsin.

Naruto and Kim skydive down to a large building-sized wheel of cheese after getting a ride from Mr. Parker to save his crop-dusting business. They opened their parachutes and landed on top as train cars went around the building with the guide explaining it was a real cheese wheel.

They dropped down one of the holes and crawled through to see Drakken was using the laser drill to cut through the floor.

"Wade, get this! I'm inside the giant cheese wheel."

"Which surprisingly is not a cheese-covered building but 100% Wisconsin Swiss!"

"Dr. Drakken's got the whole 'Mad Scientist' lair thing going on here. They love the high ceilings."

"Look in your packs!"

Both opened their backpacks and Kim pulled out a red hairdryer. "Hairdryer? I'm more of a towel-off person."

"It only looks like a hairdryer."

Pressing a button on the side of it, a grappling hook came out of it.

"Oh no way, you made it!"

Looking to her left, Kim saw Naruto's hair dryer was smaller and black before seeing he was holding a pair of trifocal goggles with a head strap. (1.)

"It's not only night vision but also sonar as well. The stealth suit is still in the early stages." Wade said as Naruto put the goggles on and had them resting above his forehead.

Nodding his head, the goggles came over his eyes and the night vision came on. They shot their grapnels and swung down. Naruto landed in between two shipping containers and pressed a button on the side of his goggles and his vision went black before a white sonar line went out in front of him highlighting Drakken's men.

Two men stopped at the container and missed three green lights before they were grabbed, pulled in the shadow, and had their heads slammed together, knocking them out. Looking up, Naruto saw a pipe leading around the room before wall jumping between the crates grabbed the pipe, and crawled along it before dropping onto two other men and was surrounded.

"Hands up!"

Turning around, Naruto saw Shego holding her glowing hand at a captured Kim's neck before nodding his head up and having his goggles go back over his forehead.

Both of them were taken to the drill and tied up to it with cuffs that came out of it before Drakken walked over to them.

"Ah-Ha! Kim Possible, and her sidekick who I'm forget-!"

"Screw you!" Naruto said, interrupting Drakken who ignored him as Kim explained Drakken was using the drill to get at the magma underneath.

"That's just phase one! Phase two is destroying Wisconsin and rebuilding it to call it… Drakenville!"

"Lame!" Naruto yelled getting under the mad scientist's skin.

"Shego, how long!?"

"The alarm will go off when we hit manga!" She said over the intercom.

Drakken then turned to the teens. "You see?! Any second now, I will strike swiftly, and without mercy!"

"...Er… Actually, make it more like… A half-hour?" Shego interrupted him.

"Fine, whatever. In roughly 30 minutes Wisconsin will surrender to me. And the kingdom of Drakkenville will be born!"

A few minutes go by before Drakken looks up at his henchwoman. "Shego! I'm still waiting!"

"I'm working, I'm working!"

"Excuse me... I have to go make a scene." Drakken said, walking up to the controls while rolling up his sleeves.

Ron then walked around, only to stop as Shego was in front of them, hands on her hips. He was then tied up as well, having Kim and Ron make up before hearing Shego say they hit hot magma. Drakken then had a large circular vehicle come over with a cannon and started pumping the magma as Rufus woke up and freed the teens. Ron went to the control panel as Naruto started knocking out the guards while Kim fought Shego.

"A-ha! Eat magma, Milwaukee!" Drakken yelled as he slammed his fist down on the "fire" button. But only molten cheese pours out. "Why isn't Milwaukee eating magma?" He asked as molten cheese rose around his ankles. "Please do not tell me that this place is actually made of cheese! I thought it was a cheese-covered building!"

The laser then hit everything forcing Kim and Shego to jump off the box they were fighting on just as it was destroyed. "AHH!" Shego screamed before Naruto grabbed her and swung over to another box.

He gave her a mock salute before grappling with the others in a hole to escape.

Outside.

An hour later, Kim noticed Naruto staring at Shego's ass as she was face-first in the ball of melted cheese. "Really?"

Naruto shrugged as he had his goggles clipped onto his belt. "What? It's a nice butt."

Later, Bueno Nacho.

The teens ate outside the restaurant at a table, and Naruto noticed Kim was looking depressed. He then placed a box on the table in front of her. She opened it and saw the jacket she wanted and looked up at them. "Business gave us a bonus for creating the Naco," Naruto said, taking a bite of his burrito.

She smiled as she hugged them both.

To Be Continued.

A/N: Thanks for reading and let me know of any mistakes.

Beta: Chaos-PSD and ANUBIS the god king.

1. Splinter Cell goggles a pic will be on the profile and AO3 chapter.

OK as stated above, Naruto's parents ARE ALIVE but will rarely show up similarly to Ron's parents... The romance will be tame with no groping, smacking the ass, or flashing panties until S3. And with Ron's pairing feel free to send anything about him being with Tara, Zita, or Yori, and if I end the next story poll before introducing him going out with Zita, I'll do a quick one on who Ron should be with (two updates for each story.)

About adding others with Naruto... I was on the fence but decided not to as Naruto is born in-universe and can't think of a reason for that to happen as that type of pairing is looked down on in the real world.

Also, give your thoughts on bringing other Narutoverse characters over... I don't think I will unless there's a big call for them as stories I came across that do that (At least more than Naruto's parents/Tsunade and Jiraiya only) tend to get a little overcrowded.

Next to be updated will be Naruto on Board.

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Talk To You Later,

Lone Wolf Out.🐺