Trunks and Bra then flew down to Mount Paozu and saw Goku and Bulma walking out of a house with three dragon balls. "Mom!" both Trunks and Bra said.
Bulma looked at them in confusion. "Who are you two!? Wait, you look a lot like me..." Bulma said looking at Bra.
Bra smiled. "Your my mother, and I'm from the future. My name is Bra."
"W-What!? Your from the future!? So... do I get the hot boyfriend that I will wish for then!?" Bulma asked with joy in her heart.
Trunks chuckled. "Yeah... that's him right there..." Trunks said, pointing at a very innocent looking Goku who had no idea what was going on anymore, all he knew was that he was hungry.
Bulma blushed red hot. "G-Goku... becomes my husband..."
Bra chuckled. "Well, actually, you get two husbands, one being my dad seeing as Goku dies from a heart virus... which reminds me, we better cure his heart virus, since I know my stupid brother Trunks doesn't have the medicine anymore."
Trunks sighed. "It fell out my pockets at some point... we do tend to fly a lot in the air after all."
"Well, anyway, were here to help you two find the dragon balls. We need them to wish Tights back to life." Bra said.
"Shouldn't we use the wish to cure Goku's heart virus instead?" Trunks suggested.
Bra sighed. "Guess I'll have to continue being public enemy number one for a whole year, but I suppose it's worth it if we can save Goku from dying in the future."
Trunks nodded. "So... ready to go with us mom and dad?" Trunks asked.
Goku still had no idea what was going on anymore. "Your my son... but your big and I'm small... that doesn't make any sense."
Bulma still had a hard time believing she would ever get married with Goku. "Prove it! Prove that your my kids." Bulma said.
Trunks sighed as he charged up a ki blast and blew up a mountain. "Is that enough proof for ya?"
Bulma looked shocked. "B-But how!?"
Goku looked just as shocked. "Could you teach me how to blow up mountains too? I can only jump high and beat up bears, but that I can't do. Please teach me."
Trunks chuckled. "Your not exactly ready for my kind of training, but don't worry it won't take you long to learn how to use ki blasts, in fact you once told me how you first used a ki blast on your journey to fire mountain with my mom."
Goku smiled. "How strong do I become?" Goku asked.
"Very strong." Trunks replied.
Bulma still couldn't believe it. "I need more proof!"
Bra sighed. "Mom what more proof do you want? We look just alike! Just trust us."
Bulma nodded. "Yeah, your right... still I find it hard to believe I'd marry Goku... but then again I did show him my butt just a minute ago."
Trunks felt like throwing up. "Please mom, don't ever say something like that again!"
Bra chuckled. "Ha ha ha, let's all go get those dragon balls. I'll take mom and you take your dad, Trunks."
"Huh? Take us?" Bulma wondered what she meant, as then Bra grabbed her hand.
"Hold my hand tightly, or else I'll have to stop you from falling down." Bra said as she flew off with Bulma, who was scared shitless.
Then Trunks placed Goku on his back and told him to hold onto his sword tightly. Then they all flew away together towards the location of the first dragon ball. They arrived at a ghost town, where they encountered a talking pig who was eating food at the moment while sitting on the ground.
"Wow, this stuff is so good! If I keep transforming to scare these people, I'll have all the food I can eat and some hot girls too!" the pig said to himself, not noticing that Trunks was right behind him.
"I know this pig! He use to live with Master Roshi until the androids killed him. Dad once told me about his perverted acts." Trunks said.
"I'm hungry... can I eat the pig?" Goku asked.
Bra chuckled. "Yeah, let's not waste any time. Let me roast him for you!" Bra said as she then shot a ki blast and burned Oolong to a crisp. "Alright, let's all eat. I call dibs on the brains, yum yum I'm a zombie."
"Y-Your a zombie..." Goku said.
Then the villagers came out to praise their heroes. Pochawompa gave Goku a big kiss on the cheek. "Thank you guys for saving me from being takened by Oolong." She said.
Goku chuckled. "No problem!"
Pochawompa then fell in love with Goku. "I'll go make you some more food."
Bulma looked jealous. "Hey, dummy... haven't you noticed that the girl is in love with you?" Bulma asked.
"What is love like?" Goku asked, making everyone laugh.
The villagers then handed over the dragon ball, however, Pochawompa wanted to leave with Goku. "Would you please take me with you? I'm very lonely here."
"I know what loneliness feels like, so sure you can come with us. Is that ok with you Trunks and Bra?" Goku asked.
Trunks nodded. "Yeah, but it'll be up to you to protect her, Goku. I hope you can accept that responsibility."
Bra nodded. "Protecting another human being is a very big responsibility, are you sure your up to the task dad?" Bra asked.
Goku nodded. "I can do it!"
Then they arrived at Master Roshi's island, where the old man had a dragon ball.
"Give us the dragon ball, Roshi. We need them." Trunks said.
Roshi first led eyes on Bulma, and then Bra. "Your women will have to do me a little favor if you want the dragon ball, heh heh." Roshi creepily said.
Trunks took his sword out to scare Roshi, and it worked, the old man gave up the dragon ball.
Trunks smiled. "We'll be back for Goku to train with you later, Roshi. But just know that next time you lay eyes on either my mom or sister, I'll fuckin kill you." Trunks warned.
Then they arrived to Fire Mountain. Trunks helped the old Ox King in saving his burning castle, so then the Ox King invited them all to stay the night. "We have rooms for all of you, please stay the night for it's getting dark and I owe you all for saving my castle." The Ox King said.
Then Goku met Chi-Chi. "Hiya, my name is Son Goku."
"I'm Chi-Chi, and I like you. Wanna play?" Chi-Chi asked.
"Play what?" Goku asked in wonder, he never had anyone to play with before.
"Let's play tag in the woods!" Chi-Chi said as she took him by the arm and led him off to the woods. There they beat up wolfs and ate meat. Chi-Chi had fallen deeply in love with Goku after seeing him fight the wolfs.
Goku patted Chi-Chi down below. "Wait, you don't have one like mine! Wait... are you a girl!?" Goku asked.
"What kind of question is that! Of course I'm a girl! What did you think I was!? A boy!?"
Goku chuckled. "My mistake... you see... before today, I was all alone in this world. My grandpa Gohan was the only person I knew until Bulma, Trunks and Bra came along. My grandfather had died long ago."
"Oh, I see... so you grew up alone, huh. Did you ever meet your parents?" Chi-Chi asked.
"Nope, and I don't need parents. I have Trunks and Bra now." Goku said.
"Say... Goku... do you ever wanna get married with someone someday?" Chi-Chi asked, hoping to seduce him.
"Yeah, I do... in fact, I'm pretty sure I'll be getting married to Bulma in the future. Seeing as my kids from the fut-" Goku was cut off as Chi-Chi gave him a big kiss in the mouth.
"Your gonna marry me! Got it!" Chi-Chi demanded in a strong voice.
"No! I mean don't get me wrong, I like your Chi-Chi's uh Chi-Chi, but I'm already promised to Bulma! My kids won't exist if I don't marry her." Goku said.
Chi-Chi looked so angry. "Fine! Then I'm taking back my father's dragon ball from you!"
"I can't let you do that, Chi-Chi." Goku said as he got ready to fight her.
Chi-Chi then began to shoot lazer beams from her head device, which Goku barely managed to dodge away from them. Goku then tackled Chi-Chi to the ground, and without knowing he made love to her. Chi-Chi stood up looking hurt, but satisfied. "You fucked me, Goku... now you have no choice but to marry me!" Chi-Chi screamed in anger.
"Sorry Chi-Chi that was an accident. I'm still gonna marry Bulma though." Goku said.
Chi-Chi smirked. "Then how about this then... let's say if Bulma has an accident and dies early, then you can marry me right?" Chi-Chi asked in a sinisteral voice. She was planning to kill Bulma.
Goku nodded. "Well, yeah, sure if that happens, I'll marry you then."
Chi-Chi smiled. "It's a promise then! You better make good on your word. You did just fuck me, Goku! Your lucky I don't tell my dad on you!"
Goku sighed. "I'm going to sleep now. I'm tired."
The next day, Goku and company said their goodbyes to the Ox King and Chi-Chi and left to find the last dragon ball.
The next one was found in a big castle where the notorious Pilaf's gang was living in. Goku defeated the robots and met Mai who had a shotgun aimed at his head. "Die, kid." Mai said as she shot Goku in the head.
"Ouch! That hurt! Your gonna pay for that, you witch!" Goku yelled as he punched her in the face, knocking her unconscious.
Trunks then pulled out the last dragon ball from in between her breasts. Mai had recovered from the attack and grabbed Trunks by the arm. "Did you try to take advantage of me while I was out!?" She asked.
Trunks blushed. "N-No! I don't take advantage of women like that! I was only trying to get the dragon ball from you."
Mai chuckled. "Are you sure you don't wanna touch me?" Mai asked as she began to seduce Trunks, pulling his pants down.
"Oh, God, he's big!" Mai exclaimed.
Bulma blushed red hot. "S-Son cover yourself!"
Bra looked annoyed. "Trunks! You filthy bastard."
Goku chuckled. "Mine's is bigger..."
Pochawompa covered her eyes. "Please cover yourself Trunks."
Trunks sighed pulling his pants back up. "C'mon already! It's not my fault, she's the one who pulled them down!"
Bra then struck him in the face with her elbow. "Then maybe you should had stopped her from doing so, you idiot!" Bra yelled out.
And now with all the seven dragon balls, they summoned up Shenron and wished for Goku's heart disease to never come to him. "We wish for Goku to always be healthy!" Trunks said to the dragon.
"Your wish has been granted, farewell." Shenron said as he left.
Bra looked angry at Trunks. "We could had just wished for Goku to be immortal, you idiot!"
Trunks sighed. "Well... there's always next time. Now let's take dad to Master Roshi's island so he can train and get stronger. Then once he's a little older, we'll train him our selves."
To be continued.
A/N: I hope you all like how things turned out this time around. And yeah, Chi-Chi's gonna try to kill Bulma someday, so stay tuned for more.
Power Levels -
Goku - 100
Roshi - 299
Ox King - 178
Chi-Chi - 69
Trunks - 500 million
Bra - 1 billion
Oolong - R.I.P