Ruy: Why.
Brant: Why what?
Ruy: I WANNA GO BACK TO THE LOST CITIES!
*cries*
Gethen: What the actual (curses) Ruy.
Vespera: Will you please stop.
Gethen: LETS TAKE A VOTE! RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU THINK I SHOULD STOP CURSING!
*everyone raises hand*
Gethen: Well then…TO BAD I WON'T!
OT: OH NO! MY GAY BABY IS CRYING!
Alvar: What is wrong with you?
OT: What do you mean?
Alvar: Like you have problems.
OT: HOW DARE YOU ADMIT THAT I HAVE PROBLEMS!
*Trix trips over Umber*
Umber: WATCH IT!
Trix: OT! My sister is bullying me!
OT: UMBER!
Umber: Ugh. What?
OT: You are doing such a good job.
Trix: WHAT!?
OT: Sorry Trix.
Gethen: Imagine.
OT: AND YOU GETHEN! YOU BETTER NOT SAY ANOTHER CURSE WORD! I HATE HAVING TO CUT IT OUT! THIS IS K+! YOU BETTER BEHAVE!
Gethen: Guess what.
OT: What!?
Gethen: (curses)
OT: I WISH IT WOULDN'T HAVE TO COME TO THIS BUT…
*magic stuff happens and stuff*
OT: Try cursing now!
Gethen: Fudge.
Gisela: AHHHH IT WORKED!
Gethen: I meant to say fridge.
Ruy: OMG this is amazing.
Gethen: Shoot. WHAT DID YOU DO! YOU MOTHER-TRUCKER, BUTTHOLE, POOPFACE, FISH!
Umber: AHHHHHHH! This is the most beautiful thing that has ever happened to me!
Fintan: Exactly how did you manage to do that? What you did isn't an ability, and you aren't even an elf.
OT: It's a secret thing called an Author-kinetic. Basically, I can control you people but only through this story. It's like so hard to explain.
Ruy: Ooooo! I want it!
Alvar: She's just joking. It's not a real thing.
OT: See this is why I hate Alvar, Brant, and Gisela. They ruin the fun.
Ruy: So, you like me?
OT: 11th favorite character.
Fintan: Me?
OT: 6th.
Vespera: Me?
OT: 2nd.
Umber: Me?
OT: 4th.
Trix: And me?
OT: Haven't figured it out yet. I still like you compared to those three.
Gisela, Brant, and Alvar: WHAT!?
OT: Sorry not sorry!
Gethen: WHAT ABOUT ME YOU FREAKING FARMING STICK!
Gisela: GETHEN! Where did you learn that word!?
Gethen: Around you son of a dish.
OT: Good thing the curse is still there! Also 3rd!
Gethen: Oh! Wow! Thanks?
OT: THOUGH I'M STILL THINKING ABOUT MOVING YOU TO 10TH WITH THE WAY YOU'RE ACTING!
Gethen: Please don't…
OT: Then I won't.
Gethen: Thank god!
*curses under breath*
OT: I HEARD THAT! WHAT DID YOU SAY!?
Gethen: Nothing…you ditch.
Umber: Wowwwwwwww… calling someone a ditch. Never thought you would stoop so low.
Trix: Yeah!
Umber: SHUT UP YOU FISH!
Trix: You cursed at me Umber!
Umber: YOU PUT IT ON ME TOO!?
OT: I put it on everyone.
Gisela: SERIOUSLY!?
OT: Well, everyone except…
Brant: Who!?
OT: Me!
Everyone: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
OT: Dang who knew you guys could yell so loud and long!