Episode 4: Whatever's Yours Is Also Mine!
Mew was wearing some mining overalls and a hard hat as she had a pickaxe, she broke a rock and began hosting by saying.
"Last time on Mew's Newest World Cruise! Alola! Land of many islands, freshwater oceans and tropical fauna! The players were tasked into eating many berries and then participating on a traditional Alolan Dance, heheh fuuuunny!" Mew giggles as the scenes show the players rapidly eating the berries, the ones that ate Sour and Bitter usually cringed; then it shows many of the greatest warriors dancing.
"In the end the weirdo Probopass left and so did the wimpo Mothim, now we are uhhh low on fuel? Uhh find out how we will fix this in Mew's Newest World Cruise! Hey Pumpkingking a little problem here!" Mew yells as the Cruise ship is seen sailing on the big blue ocean, giving toot toot horn sounds.
(MNWC Intro)
The Cruise Ship was driving and suddenly there was a big crash.
Every player got off their sleeping quarters and looked outside, they landed on some sort of beach?
"Awe crud, I think I missed the parking spot for like a couple of centimeters..." Pumpkingking frowned.
"You think!" Psyduck yells.
"Where like are we?" Klefki asked.
"It's so hot here..." Bergmite frowned.
"Well of course it is... we are on the Sunny Beaches of Sunnyshore City on the Sinnoh Region!" Mew smiles.
"Ever visited such biome diverse region camel man?" Vespiqueen asked.
"Meh... I've always lived on Hoenn..." Numel side glanced her.
"So why did you crash the cruise ship?" Cyndaquil asks.
"We have no fuel, none, nada, zilch... this is bad cause we need fuel and stuff." Pumpkingking told them.
"OnO! With no fuel we can't continue with the show we will totally be canceled lmfao x3!" Yanma posed.
"Dude, I think you need mental help..." Dusclops boredly looked at her.
"GASP! ÒWÓ YOU'RE LIKE SUCH A BAKA! UNKAWAII DESUUUU!" Yanma yells.
"Alright honey calm down calm down..." Cyndaquil patted her, she purrs.
"Can't you just use magic to give the ship some of your magic and refuel it?" Musharna asks.
"I don't really feel like it, plus this is a perfect opportunity for a challenge! You will all walk to Route 222 and begin to dig down cause what's a better source of fuel than fossil fuel!" Mew cheered.
"Oil." Gumshoos said.
"Petroleum." Drifblim replied.
"Electric." Psyduck nods.
"Does solar energy count?" Asked Cyndaquil.
"Nuclear!" Muk cheers.
"I swear if you get a shitty big rock of uranium and fucking radiate us like Charmander and Bulbasaur you're so fucking dead you pile of ku-" Skarmody screams as the smiling Muk.
"Just dig for fossil fuels, any questions..." Pumpkingking looked bored.
Drifblim raised her hand.
"What!" Pumpkingking yells annoyed.
"Why hasn't there been a single song on this world tour? It's a world tour season, it's mandatory that it has some sort of improvised singing, every world tour season has it!" Drifblim was showing some data on her notes.
"We at NOT gonna do songs unless it's a singing challenge so shut it!" Pumpkingking yells.
Drifblim (IDTAHSWY: The Reality Show Expert): "What kind of Total Pokemon World Tour season DOESN'T have singing... they all have singing! It's their most defining feature to see how good or bad the season truelly is! How am I ever gonna rate this seaso-" She was panicking inside the confessional bathroom and then it went static a ir cut off.
(Sinnoh - The Grand Underground)
"Teamworkers! We have no time to waste! We gonna begin digging in squadrants! I'll go with Solrock! Volcarona, Lunatone and Totodile I know you're all friends so go together!" Druddigon told them.
"Oh yeah! Team LTL is back in action!" Volcarona did a reference to season 1, duh.
"Guaguagua!" Totodile looked happy.
"Only difference is you aren't a little Larvesta anymore haha." Lunatone smiles at her.
"Lucario you go with Foe, make sure he doesn't snort mine dust..." Druddigon told her as he began walking away with the unemotional ball of rock.
Lucario frowned as she looked to her side and saw the high as fuck Foe, the Zoroark was twitching a bit.
"Alrght Dumbinators we should all go in groups to cover more ground." Sylveon smiles.
"So to clarify... you are saying you declare yourself the Leader?" Jigglypuff asked with a small grin.
"Oh not at all, I just thought it was a common sense idea... you can all go with whoever you wish! I'll go with Eevee see you all later!" Sylveon waves and walked off.
"Sigh... come on Crack-A-Chu..." Dragonair said.
"Hehe sure thing babe." Crack-A-Chu smirks.
"This underground is kinda humid and warm... I think I'm melting oh no!" Vanillish melted.
Silence.
"I am NOT gonna mine with you..." Jigglypuff grabbed her pickaxe and walked away.
Musharna looked bored, psychicly grabbed her pickaxe and levitated away.
"Yar! Sea Pearl Crew time we all form ye own camaraderie squads, which shall be the swashbucklers you'll take with ya!" Dhelmise did a pirate laugh.
"I'll go with Trubbish." Gardevoir spoke.
"I'll go with camel man!" Vespiqueen smiles, Numel looked bored.
"I'll just go alone..." Dusclops spoke.
"Hey Dhelmise you should go with GP, she seems pretty anxious being around so much dirt." Magby told the anchor.
Galarian Ponyta was panicking as everywhere she looked it was just dirty.
"Errr well sure thing matey! This captain will keep an eye open for trouble! Yo ho ho!" Dhelmise cheered.
"Yea whatever..." Magby frowned.
"Hey Magby wanna come with us?" Gardevoir asked.
Magby looked oddly at him and Trubbish but shrugged and said sure.
"Hey let's form an allinace!" Makuhita smiles at Toxtricity.
"Sure." He looked bored.
"Oh oh oh! Can I be part too!" Dedenne smiles.
"Uhhh..." Makuhita frowns.
"Of couese just promissory to vote for whoever we tell you and you'll be safe." Toxtricity tells her.
"Yay! Thank you!" Dedenne cheered.
"What should my task be?" Roger asked.
"Place your gun back in its holster, pick up a pickaxe and begin getting fossils... foooossils..." Toxtricity told him.
"Roger Roger." Roger salutes got a pickaxe and began mining.
"He could also be an extra vote for us." Makuhita smirks.
"We pretty much control the teams votes then." Toxtricity grins.
Dedenne (Roger Roger: The Pain Magnet): "I am so glad I have an alliance I can really relly on! I competed in two seasons and nobody really seems to remember me! Eliminated early in Kalos Khaos.. and then made it to the finals on a season... NOBODY WATCHED! Ugh
.. doesn't help that I lost to that circus performer..." She looked sad.
"Drifblim, as a fellow Reality Show enjoyer we should both mine together!" Eiscue suggested.
"You only do it as a hobby, I review Reality shows as a job! I get payed lots of Poke for it and i am well known for the research I put on my reviews." Drifblim rolled her eyes.
"You are a slave to watching reality shows... I just enjoy to relax and talk about it, we are not the same." Eiscue fixed his bowtie.
"Whatever... let's just mine near eachother, might speed up this dull challenge..." Drifblim mumbled.
Cryogonal left to mine alone.
"We can all three mine together?" Gumshoos asked the two girls.
"Fine" Salazzle replies.
"Sure." Psyduck shrugged.
They all then left and Stonjourner was left alone all by themselves.
"KAWAII SQUAAAAAD!" Yanma screams.
"Dude we are literally right here..." Chandelure glares.
"Hehe oopsie sorry ONO... sweat drop!" Yanma did a sweat drop like in anime.
Grotle looked at her oddly.
"I'll uh go with Yanma..." Cyndaquil spoke.
"Yay! Senpai wants to go with me xD Kawaii Honda-Bonsai Nagasaki Sushi!" Yanma kept saying stuff as she flew away with her bf.
"I don't know if that's cringe or racist." Grotle frowns.
"Both bro." Squirtle shrugged.
"I'll uh... go with Alcreamie, you coming girl?" Grotle asked her.
"Oh um sure..." Alcreamie blushed and got on his shell to walk faster.
"Awe little bear boy is sleepy!" Togepi giggled.
Munchlax snored and drooled a bit as he was in a deep sleep
"Team No-Name! We need to form a strategy on who should dig with who!" Scorbunny announced.
"I'll dig with In!" DeeDee hugged him, In sighed boredly.
"I can dig with Ludicolo." Wooloo smiles
"Sure thing oveja!" Ludicolo smirks.
"Alright I'll go with Klekfi and Six then." Scorbunny announced, Klefki looked annoyed and OOM-6 had no expression on her face, she just gave a single nod.
"I wanna dig with my buddy Palpitoad!" Joltik giggled.
"Shre I don't fucking care, I'm digging alone." Skarmory flew away.
"Same!" Ninjask flew away.
"Same!" Muk tried to slide quickly but he was very slow. "Hehe nevermind, I'm gonna need help! You wanna help me anteater guy?" Muk grins.
"Uhhh sure?" Heatmor frowns.
(Teamworkers!)
Lucario was looking for sparkles in the walls to mine.
"Hey gurl wassup?" Foe chuckled behind her.
"CRIKEY MATE! Please don't sneak up on me next time eh..." Lucario frowns.
"Oof uh sorry bro... didn't mean to scare ya that bad..." Foe frowned as he was mining next to her, he found a fossils and stored it inside his Mohawk.
"Eh It's fine mate... I forgive ya just don't spook me like that again k?" Lucario asked.
"Hehehe sure thing bud." Foe took out a weed blunt and began smoking.
"You want some?~" Foe chucked.
"Eh... I don't smoke em darts but thanks for the offer?" Lucario frowned as she kept mining.
"So what's got you down dudette... I can tell your vibes are like all over the place right now man.." Foe spoke high.
"It's just... I feel I'm not really that wanted on this team... everyone seems to know eachother and it's just.. I think I'll be gone soon and.. and-" Lucario was panicking remembering all the times she was eliminated early as a Riolu.
"Yo.. yo bro calm down man.. we want to help you.. we are like a family... this game is supposed to be relaxed so be more chill dude..." Foe told her frowning.
"I just.. don't want to dissapoint the region where I'm from again..." Lucario frowned.
"We all love you Lucario, you're our friend, so also try to be ours... we are Teamworkers! Cause we always got eachothers backs don't worry you'll be safe so don't worry." Foe smiles kindly.
"I bloody owe ya one, thanks.." Lucario gives a small smile.
"Nah man no need, we all friends were friends.." Foe was smoking but then began coughing a lot.
"Crikey! Shouldn't you quit smokin' them durry?" Lucario asked.
"Heh... I should..." Foe chuckled as he blew smoke into the fourth wall camera making a smooth transition to the next team.
(Dumbinator)
Eevee was mining when suddenly Sylveon popped in behind her.
"Wow aren't all these minerals and fossils so cool! This place has so much treasure we could both find! Hey maybe we could dig together on the same spot and totally find like a huge statue or somethi-" Sylveon kept talking a bit quickly.
"STOOOOOOOP!" Eeevee yells.
Sylveon frowned.
"Look mom... I'm glad you're trying to reconnect with me again after like.. I don't know how many years but it's super clingy and cringy.. not to mention embarrassing..." Eevee frowned as she noticed on the other underground halls some pokemon were staring at the commotion.
"But.. I was just trying to cheer you up... trying to make you happy like you used to be..." Sylveon gave a small smile.
"Well it's not working okay! I didn't need you then... I don't now...just please leave me alone, I don't want you to be a weird bitch around me..." Eevee looked irritated.
Sylveon looked like she was about to tear up so she looked away. "Okay.. I got the message loud and clear... I'll just go luv..." Sylveon frowned and began walking away.
Eevee watched her mom leave crying and felt a bit guilty, she looked down on the ground sadly
Sylveon (Dumbinator: The Popular One!): "I don't get it! I'm known by many as.. the cool mom, I send smiley emojis, I know all the cool texts, LOL lots of laughter, WTF why the face! And of course my boyfriend owns a huge Prostitution Company so I have money! Why is my little baby pup so upset." She cried
(Sea Pearl Crew)
"So... why did you bring me here... trying to be fake friends with me so you can lure me into an alliance and dominate the team?" Magby asks.
"Uh... no just thought you might need some help, being so small and all.." Gardevoir frowned.
"Oh well yeah... I guess I might need some help." Magby frowned.
"We're a team, we gotta help eachother!" Gardevoir smiles.
Magby gave a small smile.
"Oh Magby I'd like you to meet my brother Trubbish!" Gardevoir signaled.
"Uh.. hi.." Trubbish frowned.
"Hi?" Magby replied.
Gardevoir smiled as he kept mining.
"Sorry about the comments I did by the way... about your family... and... your choice of voice..." Magby frowned.
"It's... fine... I know its hard to accept for many pokemon-" Gardevoir began saying.
"Oh its nor for me, I was just confused to why you did it, doesn't it hurt to always sound that high pitched?" Magby asked.
"I kinda just got used to it eventually" Gardevoir shrugged.
"I could sound like this." Gardevoir sounded like a man, aka his real voice.
"Or I could sound like this! It depends on how I feel I guess." Gardevoir sounded like a girl.
"Cool... welp let's begin digging for fossils tonight!" Magby got his pickaxe and began digging.
Garevoir giggled and said sure as he also digged, Trubbish was walking around spotting sparkles on the walls for the duo to dig down.
"Eyo what's up egghead!" Squirtle went towards Togepi to tease her.
"What do you want Dumbtle?" Togepi looked a bit annoyed.
"I noticed you haven't found a single fossil yet, psh what a noob i already got one no no wait TWO haha take that clown!" Squirtle smirks.
"F-fine! I don't care what you have, just go to your clown school and leave me alone forever!" Togepi began crying and ran away.
Squirtle looked at the fourth wall camera and did an oh shit face...
(The Leftovers)
Eevee was mining tiredly, then two boys got near her behind.
"WOAH! Please don't do that ever again, you scared the hell out of me!" Eevee was shaking, her tail between her legs.
"Jeez sorry baby, we just ya know wanted to see an old alliance mate." Joltik winked at her.
Palpitoad dumbly nodded.
"Whatever... can you two please just go mine somewhere else.." Eevee frowned.
Joltik snickered and said sure.
"Heh you should've told us to... Mine our own business~" Palpitoad winked.
Groans echoed through the Underground.
Joltik and Palpitoad kept laughing their ass out as The Idiot Duo walked away.
Eevee sighed afterwards as she was alone again.
"~Hey~"
"Wah what was that?" Eevee looked around, she saw nothing... she shrugged and kept mining.
"AHHHHHHH!!!!" Eeevee screamed as the floor she was standing on broke and she fell down.
(Teamworkers!)
Solrock was mining alone boredly, every hit she did to the wall with her pickaxe her hard Miner hat bounced up and down on her top spike, so it looked pretty silly tbh.
"Hey there Sunny~ Where's ya boyfriend~" Musharna winked.
"...What." Solrock glanced at her, her facial eyes seemed actually confused.
"You know, Druddigon? He told me your real name and that you have a crush on him~" Musharna smirks evilly.
Solrock face was blushed, she looked away from her and said "He went to take a leak, now leave me alone."
"I can't belive it, you a genderless pokemon in love with a Dragon, haha this is just too hilarious!" Musharna laughed.
'Druddigon once i get a hold of you I'll kill you...' Solrock thought, she looked angry.
"Just leave me alone!" Solrock yelled.
"Psh you should just give up, love between you would never work! Different egg groups, heck you can't even mate him!" Musharna teased.
Solrock was blushing even more. "... don't be an idiot... genderless pokemom can't mate... even if they want to..." She whispered that last part.
"You yourself know genderless pokemon have the choice to remain genderless or have a gender-" Musharna was interrupted.
"Just back off my case you overgrown fetus!" Solrocks scarlett eyes glowed.
"Psh honestly why do I even care, why would Druddigon ever love a sarcastic, annoying and boring sassy bitch like yo-"
Solrock used Stone Edge on Musharna, landing a critical hit and fainting her.
Solrock stared at the fainted body for a few seconds then rolled her eyes, she psychically picked up her pickaxe and went to mine somewhere else.
"...crazy Ex has some serious problems..." She drawled.
From a bit further away Psyduck was waddling alone, she noticed the knocked out Musharna and then saw Solrock.
"Hey what did you do?" Psyduck asked.
"...mine your own business..." Solrock glared at her.
"Awful pun... but for real why did you do this..." Psyduck frowned.
"It's just... it's Musharna, she... ugh... just leave me alone... shut up and mine, mine, mine ,mine..." Solrock tried to do a joke? It was weird.
"Oookay sure... whatever... you unlikable untrustworthy weirdo..." Psyduck began to waddle away.
"Wait! How Uh how do I become more... likeable?" Solrock asked.
While her back was turned Psyduck gave a devilish smirk, then she gave a normal smile once she turned around and said.
"Simple! Change your personality and attitude by simply being nice! Nobody likes you with the personality you have now... you're rudright... irritable, kind of a know it all~" Psyduck shrugged.
If Solrock could frown, she would.
"But if you become nice everyone will love you! Specially Druddigon will like it that you're getting along with his friends for once." Psyduck told her and began to walk away.
Solrock just stared at her leave for a bit and then began levitating away herself.
But the conversation with Psyduck and Musharna affected her, Solrock was reflecting... about how unlikely she was and how cause of her personality, Psyduck and Musharna were right...
No one woukd love her.
Not her nonexistent friends.
Not her nonexistent family.
And not the existing Druddigon.
She loved him but she thought he woukd never love her with the personality she has now...
So she would have to change.
(Dumbinator!)
Eevee reached the end of the floor with a loud thud, the cave was dark and the only sort of light was coming from behind a rock... it was an orange glow...
Suddenly the source of the light was thrown near Eevee who dodged it, it was a Fire Stone.
"~Touch the Fire Stone and I shall reveal myself~" An old masculine voice spoke.
"But I wanted to like be an Espeon cause I'm smart ya know!?" Eevee grins aloofly.
Silence.
"Fine..." Eevee touched the fire stone and she shined brightly, after the light faded it was all dark, and from behind a rock someone threw another Fire Stone to make the dark cave light again.
However this time instead of seeing Eevee, there was a Flareon.
"~Good now I shall reveal myself...~" The voice spoke, it appeared it was coming from behind the glowing rock.
"W-what do you want?" Flareon asked scaredly.
"~All I want... is to help!~" A small Horseshoe Crab thing jumped out from behind the rock.
# "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Flareon gave a loud ass echoing scream.
The other teams had confused looks on their faces as they heard it ring across the Grand Underground.
Then a small claw closed her mouth. "~Are you done now, if I had ears they'd be bleeding...~" The Small Horseshoe Crab talked.
"W-who are you?" Asked Flareon.
"~My name is Kabuto~ I am a legendary fossil... It seems you are a huge target in this game right? Many people will want to eliminate you cause of your bossy nature and bitchy personality... you have low strength and below average intelligence...~"
"Hey! What did you just call me?" Flareon glares.
"~Flareon you're a pathetic wildcard, so much potential to win this game, yet not experienced enough to know how to blend in... I pity that without me... you'll probably leave next from your team~" Kabuto spoke
"You really think the other Dumbinators will eliminate me?" Flareon looked worried
"~Sadly I know they will.. however I am here to help you out!~" Kabutos red eyes glowed
"Uh huh, but what will it cost me? 3 dollars? An arm and a leg? My soul!?" Flareon interrogated.
"~Not even a penny~" Kabuto nodded
"Then I'll take it!" Flareon smiles.
Kabuto jumped onto her face, grabbing on and making eye contact.
"~But if you want to win, you must do and say EVERYTHING I tell you ro do understood?~" Kabuto growls.
"Uh yeah understood..." Flareon frowns.
"~Now I will be hiding inside your neck fur, don't tell ANYONE you are hiding me, you must take me everywhere you go and never disobey~" Kabuto was then interrupted.
"Everywhere I go?! Even in the bathroom!" Flareon blushed.
"~Flareon... the wish prize this season is more important than anything else... if you want it, do what I say~" Kabuto glares as he went inside Flareons neck fur.
"Agh, hey that tickles..." Flareon looked uncomfortable.
"~You'll get used to it, now come on new warrior go up and win this show... I know you wouldn't lose to a Drowzee...~" Kabuto mumbled from inside her neck fur.
Flareon nodded and she began to climb up from the hole where she fell from, with her new ally... she felt unstoppable.
(Sinnoh - Route 222)
"Alright, it's night time so challenge is over!" Pumpkingking had snapped his fingers to teleport everyone to the surface.
"Let's reveal how many fossils everyone got for our ship!" Mew smiles.
IDTAHSWY: 38
Dumbinator: 32
Unnamed Team: 27
Roger Roger: 23
Teamworkers: 22
The Leftovers: 18
Sea Pearl Crew: 16
Kawaii Squad: 15
Both teams who were at the bottom looked horrified at their score.
"Ooooo it appears Kawaii Squad and Sea Pearl Crew will both lose 1 member tonight! Hehe welp I just refueled the cruise ship so drop your fossils and get ready to sail!" Pumpkingking smirks as he snapped his fingers and everyone was teleported away leaving the fossils on the floor.
It was night time and the sailing cruise ship tooted its horns, to signal that the elimination would start now.
(Elimination Zone)
The dramatic music played.
"Ahhh Kawaii Squad... you did like so much worse than like Team SPC what happened like?" Mew taunted.
"Hard to mine when you don't have hands..." Chandelure flipped her flame that was covering her eye.
"I can agree with that..." Grotle frowns.
Munchlax was asleep.
"I'm not that strong..." Alcreamie frowns.
"I wasn't in a good mood..." Togepi sighed.
"Well go vote!" Mew yells.
Cyndaquil (The Nerdy Geek): He frowned and place an image of the sleeping Munchlax on the box.
Chandelure (The Emo Goth): She looked bored as she placed the image of Yanma doing a pose inside the box.
Yanma (The Weeb): She placed the image of Munchlax on the box.
"UwU I like told my entire team to vote off the sleeping one cause that baka is like sooooo not cool, and we are all like totally epic! X3 I love being team leader LOL XOXO!" She began hugging the confessional camera.
Alcreamie (The Lustful): "Sorry... I just prefer being around men than women.." She looked guilty as she placed the image of the cute Yanma inside the box.
"Safe ones are Cyndaquil, Grotle and Alcreamie!" Mew threw them pumpkins, Grotle couldn't catch his.
"Also safe is.. Chandelure, Togepi and Squirtle!" Pumpkingking threw them all pumpkins.
"OmO wait what?! XC This like can't be happening like you bakas Ówò!" Yanma was panicking doing many cringe faces.
Munchlax was snoring.
(Dramatic Music Intensified)
"The one eliminated is..." Mew paused.
Yanma was saying a lot of random Japanese words with no context, Munchlax was drooling fast asleep.
"Munchlax... four votes and that's enough..." Mew told him as Pumpkingking levitated the sleeping cub onto the Plank of Shame.
"Anything to say before your departure?" Pumpkingking asked grinning nearby.
Munchlax was yawned and farted near Pumpkingking who looked grossed out
"Point taken..." Pumpkingking said as he snapped his fingers and Munchlax was pushed off the plank, falling onto the ocean, he appeared to still be asleep even on the water
"Bring in the next team." Mew announced
The cruise ship horns began to sound as the elimination started.
"Arrrrr Sea Pearl Crew! It seems one of ye land lubbers gona walk le plank!" Mew did a pirate impression.
"Never do that again mate." Dhelmise glared.
"Hehe yeah yeah, well I wonder who's the most disliked or annoying from this team." Mew smirks.
Numel (SPC: The Realist): "If I'm going to sit on this entire multiple months cruise ship being forced to listen to another of her probably fake pirate tales.. we might as well just Kill ARRRRR selves.." He looked very annoyed as he placed the image of the happy Dhelmise in the box.
Dhelmise (SPC: The Pirate): "I told many of me trusty crew to eliminate GP... she was just too distracted over all the dirt to dig... I'm a girl that's not afraid to get down and dirty if ye lass needs too but that pink pony needs to grow a pair!" She placed the image of Galarian Ponyta on the box.
Galarian Ponyta (SPC: The Germophohe): "So much dirt down there... so must dust... do any of you have any idea how awful it was down there!!!" She cried.
Magby (The Hothead): "I really hate my team... if I could I'd instantly eliminate like five members out right now." He looked irritated leaning against the confessional walls.
Vespiqueen (The Queen Bee): She was looking herself on a hand mirror and winked at herself. "I'm perfection~" She smirks.
"Safe players are Numel, Trubbish, Gardevoir!" Mew threw them all pumpkins.
"Dusclops, Vespiqueen and surprisingly Magby!" Pumpkingking threw the pumpkins.
"Hey what do you mean surprisingly!" Magby glares.
"You just have a bad reputation for leaving early I guess... don't worry we can help you with that next episode..." Numel rolled his eyes.
Magby frowned and Gardevoir glared at the camel.
"Bottom two is the clean freak and the liar!" Mew giggled.
"I am no liar, every single one of my epic pirate tales is true I say!" Dhelmise glares.
"Well which one of these two lass shall take their lassssst breath of fresh air? The one eliminated is..." Mew paused.
Galarian Ponyta kept shivering and mentioning dirt and germs to herself.
Dhelmise just looked serious and brave, chin up... if she had one... ready to take full responsibility if her team communited mutiny to the captain.
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"Remember.. i was always the captain.. you never were..." Dusclops boredly whispered next to the anchor.
"Dhelmise! Time to sink into Davey Jones Locker!" Mew grins.
Dhelmise looked horrified, eliminated early... again?!
"Ugh.. Whatever ye slimy anchovies... just whatever.." Dhelmise began levitating towards the Plank of Shame.
"Don't let the 1679s hit you on the way out..." Numel gave a small smirk.
"Heh... ahoy landlubbers... fucking moron.." Dusclops chuckled to himself.
Gardevoir just looked away feeling guilty for voting for the anchor.
"Fine then... I just wanted to help ye swashbucklers... but there no point in trying to aid yar brainless barnacles... hope you all sink down into Dead Man's Booty! AHOY LAND!" Dhelmise screamed as she felt she couldn't levitate anymore and she began falling down deep onto the ocean water...
"Did we seriously have to keep GP over Dhelmise, at least that pirate wanted to help us... unlike her..." Gardevoir pointed at the shivering GP.
"Oh why did I come here, this was a horrible idea, horrible, horrible ugh!" Galarian Ponyta shivered and then went to her quarters straight to shower, saying she felt unclean.
"What a prissy girl... EW I cracked a nail! This is awful!" Vespiqueen panicked
"Meh...her magic could be useful in the future who knows, that pirate had no limbs, one eye and no mouth yet she still kept yapping over her sea shanties..." Numel boredly shrugged
"We made the correct choice Gardevoir, get over it." Dusclops stood up and began walking to the Sea Pearl Crew sleeping quarters
"We tried.." Trubbish whispered to psychic, Magby nodded.
Gardevoir sighed and began walking, Trubish and Magby followed him but the small red kid looked a bit guilty.
Magby (The Hothead): "I'll admit it... I won't vote Galarian Ponyta like we agreed." He was holding the picture of the happy anchor. "You don't understand how annoying she is until you spend a couple days next to her, she can drive any sane person mad." He sighed and placed it on the box turning the score 3 Galarian Ponyta, 4 Dhelmise, 1 Vespiqueen (cause she forgot to vote)
In Flareons sleeping quarters Sylveon knocked her door.
"C-come in..." Flareon spoke.
"So uh... hey Ee- uh Flareon.. I noticed you evolved but we didn't talk about it cause I thought you were still angry." Sylveon frowned.
"Uhh..." Flareon frowned, then she raised her ears as she was listening to something only she could hear.
"~Sorry for my outburst mother... I was in bad mood before but now I am feeling much better...~" Flareon began saying strangely.
"Oh well I'm glad we are in good terms again!" Sylveon smiles.
"~Yes... no worries, I am here for you as fell -I mean well!~" Flareon stuttered and smiled.
"Hehe no worries! I'll always be the one that protects you!" Sylveon giggled as she walked away.
"Goodnight luv." She waved her ribbons.
"~Love you mother~" Flareon waved as the door closed.
Flareon (Dumbinator: The Puppet): "My buddy Kabuto can whisper things from my neck fur, and I will say them, that way I can stay further in the game!" She smirked in the confessional which was also the bathroom.
A small clawed hand came out of her fur and waved at the camera, then Flareon frowned and blushed as she began peeing, the small claw slowly went back inside her neck fur awkwardly, Flareon gave a sheepish laugh.
(Vespiqueen Quarters)
Vespiqueen was posing in front of a mirror she look astonishingly beautiful however she made that up with her weak and frail mind.
Numel saw this as a oportunity and walked up inside her room, since her door was opened.
"Yo Vespiqueen uh what you doing, what is this..." He spoke boredly glancing at all the different dresses she had spread out on her bed.
"Oh Camel Man! You come at the precise moment of my fashion show, say should i wear the blue earrings, Yellow earrings or the red ones cause pink are so last week~" Giggled Vespiqueen, Numel gave her a skeptical look.
"A fashion show...Vespiqueen we lost and what you care about is a dumb fashion show? You don't even have ears!" Numel gave her a stern look, Vespiqueen flushed and looked flustered.
"Um t-they a-are invisible ears yes indeed hohohoho~" She gave a rich laugh.
"For crying out loud can you please~ Take this more seriously, i know you don't care about your reputation but i sure as hell care about mine ...and me for some reason hanging out with you will not help me..." Numel mumbled that last part.
Vespiqueen looked confused, "I don't care about my reputation? Of course i care i am famous i got super far in the game last time!" She boasted.
"Yes cause 32th Place out of 40 is far..." Numel rolled his eyes.
Vespiqueen blushed "W-well y-you got voted out first so 40th Place so you were elimimated first HA!" She grinned, Numel frowned and looked at the ground thinking deeply.
Vespiqueen frowned, oh no did she hurt his feelings, she didn't mean to to that! Then Numel looked back at her and spoke.
"Yes i did not take the game seriously last time, i was careless and immature, i see the error of my ways now and i will be more useful this time to my team, my superior intellect shall help with the mental challenges and bring clever strategies but what do you offer? nothing, just a pretty face with no brains huh you will probably get voted out next from this new team, let's see your reputation afterwards..." Numel now grinned.
Vespiqueen's eyes widdened "W-what Why would T-those ruffians v-vote me off! I am pretty!"
"Yes Vespiqueen you are Pretty, Pretty Damn Annoying, Not to mention Obnoxious and a real dumbass at times." Numel glared at her.
Vespiqueen looked sad, seeing this Numel quickly bega to think of something to say.
"However this is your chance to redeem yourself, you can change! Last time you did like shit in the challenges... heck do you even remember what you did this entire episode?" Numel asked
Vespiqueen was trying her hardest to think and remember what happened a couple hours ago.
(Flashback)
Numel struggled to mine and didn't find a fossil but he found a big nugget.
"OH MINE!" Vespiqueen stole it from Numel and he rolled his eyes.
"Thank you for this beautiful gift Camel Man such a generous servant~" She batted her eyes.
"Don't even sweat it Queen B." Numel grumbled and mined some more.
"Sweat!? I can't allow such repulsive body liquids on my perfect hour glass body shape!" Vespiqueen panicked Flailing her black line arm around and Numel gave an amused chuckle.
(Flashback ends)
"You didn't help me mine during the entire fricking challenge Bee..." Numel looked irritated.
Vespiqueen felt a bit guilty.
"You just kept saying random stuff, taking most of my items and usually dropping them..." Numel drawled.
"Ooh... I guess I am a little kluzy at times.." Vespiqueen looked worried.
"Its fine, you'll get better so how about you actually try now? Don't talk to yourself in the mirror, talk to others to boost your social game and i will do the same..." Numel told her as he then began to walk off bored.
Vespiqueen was left alone, she sighed sadly.
"Oh and you should try yellow earings, the color looks pretty on you.. i mean you're already pretty but still never hurts to be extra fashionable am i right?" Numel peeked from the door, fixed his glasses and then left for real.
Vespiqueen blankly stared and then she giggled to herself.
"Heh he called me pretty..." She wore the yellow earrings.
(The outside of the ship)
"Oooo spicy! What will happen with our contestants, which region will we visit next and which are gonna lose a member well find out next time on... Mew's Newest World Cruise!" Mew cheered.
The gigantic Cruise ship tooted its horns as it sailed across the night time ocean.
Teamworkers:
Totodile, Solrock, Lunatone, Druddigon, Foe, Volcarona, Lucario
Dumbinator:
Crack-A-Chu, Dragonair, Flareon, Sylveon, Jigglypuff, Musharna, Vanillish
Sea Pearl Crew:
Trubbush, Gardevoir, Magby, Numel, Vespiqueen, Dusclops, Galarian Ponyta
Roger Roger:
Mawile, Bergmite, Toxtricity, Makuhita, Dedenne, Roger
IDTAHSWY:
Psyduck, Cryogonal, Gumshoos G Trump, Salazzle, Drifblim, Eiscue, Stonjourner
Kawaii Squad:
Cyndaquil, Yanma, Grotle, Togepi, Chandelure, Squirtle, Alcreamie
Unnamed Team:
Ludicolo, Klefki, Wooloo, Scorbunny, In, DeeDee, OOM-6
The Leftovers:
Skarmory, Muk, Ninjask, Palpitoad, Joltik, Heatmor