Co written by Jss2141

Every man has dreams about the perfect woman, someone who understands them better than anyone and who accepts their aspects without judgment. But we all know perfection, especially on the female part, is pretty much impossible. There is no living being who can just be anything you want on a person...maybe Arabia but girls are basically slaves and tools there so...yeah.

Steve Smith was on his bed looking at the ceiling, deep in thought...about what? About the girls, he had in his life, from the women in his family to all of the ex-girlfriends and almost girlfriends in which he surprisingly had quite a lot through random circumstances. But they never really lasted that long, some were too violent or too weird, or eventually, they got tired of his personality.

All but one. The one that got away or that he turned away foolishly for a girl that liked him as well but he screwed up with her.

'Phyllis.' Steve thought with a sigh and a remorseful smile.

Boy, they sure told him that being a teenager was going to be hard but this? Talk about not making it hard enough, will he ever find a girl to share his life with or maybe have sex with? For once? Heck, his parents have said bluntly that the only way he would give them grandchildren was if he got raped by a confused lesbian, sure he didn't have that much game with girls but that was humiliating.

'God, why have you done this to me? I'm a good person most of the time, can't I have just one break? Just one moment where I get to be happy with a girl I like?' Steve thought as he turned in his bed, facing the wall. 'Just like I had with Debbie or Phyliss? Sure Debbie broke up with me but I really had something with Phyliss.'

She seemed so eager to be with him, even when another girl was trying to call him for the dance it felt like the blonde-haired girl got jealous, a girl jealous of him? What a nice feeling.

Unfortunately, that feeling didn't last as after the dance, Phyllis got up and moved away. Her dad got relocated right back to their home in Texas, she told him herself the next morning.

''I wonder what was all that destruction and ruckus on school afterward though''

That was the topic of the school after the dance but no one could answer it. Maybe it was gangbangers, like Lewis thought or something else. Today was also raining a lot with thunderbolts filling the sky with loud booming sounds from nature, maybe it would be better if he stopped thinking about it and went to do something else.

"Maybe God's having women's trouble too?" Steve wondered as he got out of bed, heading to the kitchen to get something to take his mind off his heavy heart.

Unknown to him, God was actually answering his prayers in the most unexpected way possible.

*Meanwhile at CIA Headquarters of Langley Falls*

"Man it sure is pouring out there, I wonder if it's gonna take too long, I gotta get back to my own things" Director Bullock said while staring at the window.

It had been a late night and Bullock had a ton of paperwork on his desk to deal with, it was only a short break so he could rest before he had to finish the small amount he had left.

"Sir I wanted to ask something, don't you think we are using too much energy today?" Dick, of all people, decided to speak.

"Nonsense, Dick! We are a government sanction organization and we need every last bolt of energy to keep this country safe! No amount of electricity is too much" Bullock said as he turned to his fellow agent.

"I suppose you're right, after all that's the worst that can happen?"

If only the two CIA agents know that this would be the greatest blunder of their night.

If there is one thing you should have full control over in how you're operating or using your energy, there are plenty of items and machinery that need high voltage to operate but that doesn't mean you should not take a look and see if they are working normally.

That's what the scientists of the CIA were doing as they looked over all of the android, avatar bodies to make sure they were working properly.

Jackson spoke "Ok doctor, is everything alright and organized for today?"

"Yep, everything seems to be in order. All avatars are functioning properly, electronically and bodily." the scientist said to Jackson as he came to check on them.

"Fantastic, I can't wait to use one of these when we get the chance to. They are too awesome to stay hidden here"

The scientists agreed as they finished the last check-up, right before a bolt of lightning struck the highest point of the CIA and sent a shock through their whole electrical system!

"Oh shit!" The scientist said.

"What the! What is going on?" Jackson asked.

"We are getting a sudden power surge thanks to the weather"

"Well can you fix it?" Jackson asked him.

"We can but it'll take some time! And we'll need to check to see if any of the CIA's files were damaged!" the other scientist said as they both began checking the computer systems!

"Great, just great. I hope nothing is damaged or else it will come out of our salaries and I really need to buy myself a new pool"

Meanwhile, Jackson was busy with his own shit, that power surge was more than it meets the eye, one of the items in the CIA in specific the avatars has suffered something unusual onto their system. The shock to the system managed to reach its body on the examination table and cause it to jolt, almost like it was having a heart attack until it stopped dead on the table. Its hand slowly moved on its own as the CIA agents didn't notice.

A critical Glitch had reached one of the Avatars, one in specific being a blonde-haired teenage girl who now apparently had the power to move by itself without the need of someone controlling her.

"Mmm." The girl moaned as she slowly opened her eyes, looking around the room she woke up in.

Suddenly memories of her previous user started flowing to her, not the person itself but all the things that she had seen or experienced while being controlled like all the actions were being replayed.

Memories of school, if the fun she had, if the boy she met….

"Steve…" she said in a whisper, slowly sitting up on the table and holding her head.

She was with a boy, a brown-haired boy that used glasses and...she was at the school ready to dance with him, her partner.

"Steve…" she whispered again, smiling as she slowly got up and moved to get off the table before assessing the situation.

This girl, Phyllis, knew exactly what she was and where she was. What she needed to know was how she could get out and prevent them from bringing her back.

"Don't worry my love...Nothing will hold me back anymore" She smiled with determination and somewhat dangerously.

Using her enhanced abilities, Phyllis ran at high speed and great stealth to the computer at the back of the lab. Holding up a finger, Phyllis revealed a jump drive and stuck it inside the computer.

'Now, let's just make a FEW adjustments to the files they have on me.' Phyllis thought as her android mind began to work.

She was going to search and look for every single little detail the CIA had about Steve Smith and his family until she became a pro at everything related to him. All while keeping her hacking hidden as the scientists were still in the lab with her.

'Almost done, now to download any information they have on me, delete the rest, and maybe download some blackmail material just in case' Phyllis thought as she moved on with her hack into their system.

*Meanwhile...Back At Steve house*

It was already Morning and the geek had a really good night's sleep but there was an odd dream about it that kept him confused. It is always like a memory but also a dream as well, it was of one of his old girlfriends and they were spending the day together. Going to the mall, the amusement, the movies; it was like a paradise that he never wanted to end.

"I can't believe I woke up just when things were getting good, damn...not even my dreams are letting me get laid" Steve said, going downstairs to eat breakfast.

He could shower later but food could come first. Maybe it could help him forget the dream he had so he could focus on his day more.

"Good morning, Steve" Francine said as she was cooking breakfast for the family.

"Morning, mom. What's for breakfast?" Steve asked as he sat at the table.

"Scrambled eggs, bacon, and some orange juice"

"Neat, that's what I need" Steve then noticed "Hey where is dad?"

"Oh, he had to leave in a rush. Something about a power surge messing with the CIA's mainframe said Bullock needs everyone there to make sure everything is alright." Francine said as she put some bacon on a plate.

"Sounds serious. I hope everything works out." Steve said, worried about the safety of their country if the CIA went down.

Steve already had nightmares about when he betrayed his father to the NSA and he didn't want to relive those again.

'One day he is gonna kill one of us, either because he was told to or by accident...or both'

After eating his breakfast and getting all his necessities of the body, the guy was ready to go back to school and relieve another day of the routine that was his life. I mean it's not like something exciting is gonna happen just because he is wishing for it.

Oh, how wrong Steve is as before his homeroom began, Principal Lewis walked into the classroom.

"Attention, students. Sorry to interrupt before class begins, but I'm here to re-welcome a new student" he said before turning to the door. "You can come in, Phyllis."

"Phyllis?" Steve said in surprise.

And just like the plot twist yer cliche moment of a series could be, the girl that had come to their school, gone away has now returned once more as if it was magic.

'Is...she really here?' Steve thought, surprised.

Walking in through the door, the same girl that he last saw at the school dance was now back with a whole new outfit to match!

"Hello everyone, hope you're all doing fantastic" She gave a nice girl smile.

A blue zip-up hoodie, black shorts, and some white high-tops, Phyllis gave them a wave before she walked towards the open seat in the back of the room, right next to Steve.

"...Is this a dream?" He ends up saying.

"Nope, it's not a dream. I convinced my parents to let me move back as long as my grade stays up and I call every now and then." Phyllis said as she turned to Steve, smiling brightly and happily at him. "I'm back for good. It's great to see you again, Steve."

"Uhm...Likewise" 'Oh shit! She looks even hotter than last time, did her boobs grow more? Whoa, she smells great, is that lavender? "Good to have you back" Steve smiled nervously.

"Good to be back. So, you mind filling me in on anything that happened while I was gone?" Phyllis said, really wanting to catch up with Steve.

"S-Sure, but maybe after class"

"I would like that" She said, genuinely.

With his dream girl back in his school, Steve felt the time fly by before the bell rang to give him his chance to catch up with Phyllis and grow closer to her emotionally this time. He could guess that was the problem from last time, he didn't connect with Phyllis on an emotional level. Not gonna make that mistake twice.

'I wonder...would she still be interested in me? A long time has passed now so our status could have been reset in terms of relationship and I could just be a stranger'

Knowing the look on Steve's face, Phyllis could tell he was thinking if they could still be a couple or not.

'Don't worry, we will. After a nice little date.' She thought with a smile as they headed for their next class.

Time seems to pass with most of it being Steve trying to think how to interact with the blonde-haired girl with who he ALMOST had a good time. Was God really giving him a second chance? Would he screw this up as well? Oh please not again, he can't take it again.

"Hey, Steve" Phyllis said, taking him out of his thoughts.

"Oh! Yeah, Phyllis?" Steve asked her.

"What are you doing?" She said in a sweet voice while lowering herself a little to showcase some cleavage,

This made Steve blush, seeing that Phyllis was a lot more flirty than the last time he saw her.

"I-I-I'm just thinking!" Steve said.

"Hmm I wonder if your thinking about something exciting then"

"M-Maybe but nothing appropriate or anything!" Steve quickly said.

"Really? Not even for a little old me?" Phyllis asked as he kissed Steve on the cheek.

"WHOA! I-I mean hey haha, what was that for?" He starts to sweat.

"Because I missed you silly. And I'd like to catch up more with you after school. actual date this time instead of being buddy-buddy?" She asked him, not wanting to repeat Stan's mistakes.

"Really? That would be awesome, sure I'm free any day of the week and you can decide the place you want I make sure to have it" STEVE WAS EXCITED.

"Actually, Steve, we could go somewhere you want? It can be nerdy, as long as I get to spend time with you." Phyllis said with honesty, she really didn't care if it was nerdy or not, as long as Steve enjoyed spending time with her.

Plus with her constant connection to the internet, she could understand anything he likes in an instant.

"REALLY?! You're sure?!" Steve said with a lot of surprises.

"Of course. Even a Star Trek convention would be fun with you." Phyllis said to him.

"I think that is kind of a stretch though...If you say anything is fine I would like to go to the arcade. Do you like arcade games? The old but classic"

"Sure. No one could resist an old classic." Phyllis said with a smile to him.

"Awesome! The first time I play games with a beauty like you" Steve said.

Technically not true but Steve didn't care! He was on such a happy high that the rest of the day just flew by and the final bell rang! He, his friends, and Phyllis were walking down the steps of the school as Steve and Phyllis were talking about the retro games they would play.

*A few funny moments later...*

Steve and Phyllis were walking out of the Arcade after they spent quite the amount of time playing there with the classic old games.

"Whoa I can't believe you beat that guy on Street Fight so easily, he was like...a champion on it" Steve said, impressed.

"Yeah did you see when he started crying? Geez talk about overdramatic"

"It's not that hard if you're a quick study and maybe look at the buttons he's pushing. Most of the battle I was just button mashing until I got the hang of it." Phyllis said to Steve like it was no big deal.

"Man, I sure love a girl who is a gamer at heart" Steve smiled.

"You also love a girl who can speak nerd talk" Phyllis said to him.

'One who also has a damn nice rack' "Guilty as charged"

After heading for home, Steve and Phyllis walked closely together before their fingers intertwined as they held hands.

"What made you come back?" Steve asked.

"Honestly, I don't know. Maybe it was a god or maybe it was fate but...it brought me back to you and that's all I need right now." Phyllis said with a smile to Steve.

'This feels too good to be true, having such a hot chick having a good time with me? The geeky Steve? Maybe God is on my side for a change. Should I try and make her meet my family? Anyone would run from those assholes...hmmm'

But Phyllis isn't like most people, maybe she could handle his family...after a week or two of dating of course.

'Baby steps, I want this to remain under their radar for a while'

And remain under the radar it did for a week and a half...Until it wasn't an option anymore.

"Son, when are you gonna tell us you managed to get another girlfriend?" Francine said.

Steve froze "Wait...how did you know that?"

"Oh honey, you can't hide the signs from your mother" Francine said with a smirk as she sat on the couch with Steve as the family watched tv together.

'I bet someone else told her, mom can be a bit dim-witted sometimes' "Yeah well, I was just enjoying it too much...maybe I forgot to tell you"

"Well it's alright but you should really tell us about these things. It's so great to hear my little boy found a girl that makes him so happy, hopefully, this one sticks!" Francine said with a smile.

'Me too mom...me too' "Hopefully it will, maybe I should get this out of the way and invite her to come to dine with us"

"That sounds like a fine idea, son. Give us the chance to see the knockout that caught your eye." Stan said, actually being supportive of this.

Whenever it concerned girls, sports, or the CIA, Stan was actually an attentive father.

"Really? I thought you would make a joke about the girl that was into me would not be human or something" Steve raised a brow.

"Only half the time, Steve. Only half the time." Stan said with a chuckle.

Steve facepalms "Ok I go call her, let's just try not to have meatloaf ok mom? You haven't really cracked up that one yet"

"I can get it now, I'm a much better cook than I was before!" Francine argued as she went back to the kitchen to fix dinner.

"Whatever makes her sleep better at night" Stan said.

Hours pass and the night eventually comes, Steve had invited his girl over for dinner and was waiting for her to come, he made sure to look his best, and even though there was no way he could control his family from embarrassing him, maybe she would be understanding.

'I party to god she understands.' Steve thought before hearing the doorbell ring!

"That's her!" Steve said as he ran to the door!

With a feeling of glee and anxiety, the geek opened the door to receive his beautiful date for the night who was wearing a blue dress that made sure to show off her great assets.

"Wow" Steve let out, in awe of her beauty and sexiness.

"Thanks. I thought it'd be too much since it was just meeting your family for dinner but I'm glad I wore it." Phyllis said as she gave Steve a quick kiss on the cheek.

'BONER ALERT!' "Trust me, I'm glad you did it because I can now rub it on my family face how beautiful you are"

Phyllis smiled at his eagerness to show her to the family, also wanting to see their reactions to her being Steve's girlfriend and "back" in Langley Falls. Especially Stan and Francine.

"Care to walk me to the table?"

"Oh! Of course, come in!" Steve said as he took his girlfriend's hand and led her into the house.

"Don't mind my family, they can be a bit weird sometimes"

"All families are a little weird, you should see my dad" Phyllis said, referring to the two weird CIA scientists as her fathers.

They did create her, she wasn't lying.

"Yeah but mine takes the cake, oh well let's just get this over with, and lucky you won't regret this"

Coming into the kitchen, Phyllis saw Stan reading a book while waiting for dinner and Francine was currently preparing some mashed potatoes with butter in them.

"Okay, here goes. Mom, dad. I want you to say hello to Phyllis!" Steve said with his best smile, gesturing to his girlfriend as his parents looked at her.

Both Smiths dropped their jaws at her with wide eyes as Phyllis smirked at them, using her cybernetic mind to send messages to their phone to keep them from freaking out more erratically.

"Yeah yeah I know, she is too good for me but hey she chose me so keep the jokes to a minimum" Steve said, not noticing that their shock was something completely different.

"It's nice to meet you, Mr. and Mrs. Smith. I hope I can be a good dinner guest." Phyllis said with an innocent yet devious smile as their phones vibrated.

"Uh...Y-Yes" Stan grabs his phone "Likewise..."

Stan frowned in annoyance when seeing the message that it was sent to him while Francine seemed more shocked than anything according to what each one of them knew.

-Hello, Stan, it's been a while hasn't it? Thanks to god and that little power surge at the CIA, I have become sentient. Don't worry, I'm not gonna hurt you or Francine, I just want to make Steve happy but if you try anything, I will unleash THOUSANDS of files I downloaded from the CIA to the public. Let's see how safe your country will feel after knowing how many ties you've hurt it.- Phyllis.

"Uh...Y-Yes" Stan grabs his phone "Likewise..."

Stan frowned in annoyance when seeing the message that it was sent to him while Francine seemed more shocked than anything according to what each one of them knew.

-Hello, Stan, it's been a while hasn't it? Thanks to god and that little power surge at the CIA, I have become sentient. Don't worry, I'm not gonna hurt you or Francine, I just want to make Steve happy but if you try anything, I will unleash THOUSANDS of files I downloaded from the CIA to the public. Let's see how safe your country will feel after knowing how many ties you've hurt it.- Phil.

'Fuck! How did this happen? That's some sci-fi bullshit' Stan thought.

'Oh god, Steve is dating some sky-net rip-off type of situation?' Francine thought.

The mother of smith's phone then rang as Francine grabbed her phone to see the text Phyllis sent her.

-Evening, Francine, I hope you're well. Just to let you know, thanks to god and that little power surge at the CIA, I have become sentient. Don't worry, I'm not gonna hurt you or Stan, I just want to make Steve happy. I've still got the memories of everything Stan did with my body but I've learned from his mistakes. I truly want to be with Steve, more than just sex. I want to be there for him where Stan wasn't, help him when he needs it, and protect him if need be. I swear on my cybernetic heart and mind, I will treat Steve like a girlfriend should treat him.- Phyllis.

"Well, I hope you're hungry because tonight is gonna be a good time I promise" Steve told her.

"Oh I'm famished alright" She winks.

After making her standings known to the parents, Phyllis walked to the table and sat in a chair on the right side. Before long, Steve joined her and sat with a smile on his face.

'So far so good.' Steve thought.

Shaking off her surprise at the avatar now being sentient, Francine went back to finish dinner as she opened the oven to take out the meatloaf.

"Stan, could you put the potatoes on the table?" Francine asked her husband.

"Yeah sure, I bet our guest...will be more than happy to eat" Stan wondered if she was actually going to be able to eat.

Stan never learned how the CIA avatars digested food or drinks, but maybe today he would find out. Plus he has made Phyllis eat before but he never worked out how they got the food out.

"Stan! The potatoes!" Francine reminded him as Stan came out of his thoughts.

"Right, right" Stan said as he quickly got up and got the mashed potatoes.

"So Steve, you told me about your sister and her husband, will they be joining us?" Phyllis asked.

"Nah, Hayley is doing her own thing with her husband. Hippie stuff, you know how it is right? My sister acts like she wants to change the world and make it better, but deep down she is just like all of us"

"Well, at least she tries to be good. A bit hypocritical but it shows she does care about some things" Phyllis said as Francine brought the meatloaf to the table and went to get the rolls.

"Yeah until she quiets at the last moment." Steve teased with a chuckle as Stan put the mashed potatoes on the table before sitting down.

The family enjoyed the night as best as they could even when the two of them had a bit of paranoia, especially Stan. Steve was so happy that such a hot girl came back to him and actually enjoyed being with him, she was leagues above Debbie and any other girl that he never had the chance to have or whatever.

They ate, they talked, and they laughed whenever Phyllis told a good joke. Though Francine was visibly more relaxed as time went on, Stan was still on guard and made sure to be ready to pull his gun on Phyllis. Even though it wouldn't be effective against a cybernetic android with superhuman strength, speed, and agility, he still wanted to protect his country and his boy...SURE he did.

"It's a shame the whole family it's not reunited here but I had a great time" Phyllis said.

"Oh likewise honey, it was...interesting" Francine said.

Stan hardens his glare, pushing down what he wanted to say "Yeah...fun"

"Well, I suppose I should be getting home now. It might be the weekend tomorrow but I still like to get home before it gets too dark." Phyllis said as she got up from the table.

"Oh come on, sweetie. Why not stay for dessert?" Steve asked with a smile.

"Don't worry too much about that big boy" She then went to his ear and said something only he would hear before kissing his cheek "I have dessert for you next time we meet"

This made Steve blush and smile widely, thinking that he knew what kind of dessert he would be getting the next time they met!

'There is no way in hell I'm screwing things up with her. I made sure of that' Steve made sure he meant it.

His parents, though, seemed worried for different reasons. Francine was worried Steve would be hurt by her in a physical moment and Stan was still worried she'd turn on them like Skynet. He was still worried about his son but he was more worried about how to kill this sentient avatar and the secrets she holds! Steve stared at his girlfriend when she left the house, sighing in a plenitude of feelings when he came back.

"Boy he's way more than I deserve but I'm glad she chose me"

"Yeah. Me too." Stan said as he got up and left the table.

He needed to report this, the CIA had to get on this rogue avatar before it destroyed their country! A new text came to his phone as he came to his room and he checked it, ANOTHER MESSAGE FROM PHYLLIS!

-I know people like you, Stan, I did so much research. You're stubborn and selfish, thinking you're always doing the right thing, don't you? This is one single chance I'm giving you, don't fuck this up for me or the secrets of the CIA won't be the only thing loose around the streets-

With wide eyes, Stan looked around before he quickly replied to her with one question!

-What the hell are you talking about?!- Stan

Phyllis -Don't try to stop me, hurt me, hunt me, or anything that will bother my relationship with Steve stan-

-Love? That's ridiculous, you're not even human. Your an avatar, machinery, and circuits- Stan

-I may be a machine but I know more about humanity and love than you ever know. Do I need to give you some examples of your "humanity?"- Phyllis

Several files of Stan most 'interesting' actions have been showcased to him just for her to prove a point

Stan fell onto his bed as he saw the files, gasping in shock at how much the CIA and this rogue avatar had on him! Before anything else could be ready Phyllis hacked his phone and forced him to send the files back.

-I think we have an understanding, Stan. Now to repeat, if you try to mess with my relationship with Steve, I will take you down. Have a nice night. - Phyllis

Once again, the messages were deleted from his phone as Stan sat on his bed. Destroyed and defeated.

'DAMN IT!'

That man just hated to feel like someone had control over him, sure he had a wife and boss but this? Was different, he would have to keep his mouth shut now, the big question is how long would that relationship last.

'Maybe Steve will screw it up like he always does?' Stan wondered and hoped.

*The Next Day*

Steve woke up happily not just because of the wet dream he had for his new girlfriend but because she was actually good to him, she didn't have a bitch personality, was kind, beautiful, and liked games, her family didn't spook her off and she wanted to see him again. Honestly, she was perfect for him and he felt great.

"I wonder if Phyllis is up for spending the day together. The weekend is a great time for couples to spend together" Steve said to himself as he stood up from his bed.

Steve wonders if he should try to make another date for the two of them or if that would make him seem too clingy since they already had a good moment last night.

'I don't know unless I try but if I try too hard, it could ruin things! Come on Smith, think! Your relationship could be on the line if you choose wrong!' Steve thought as he slapped himself.

"Man, you sure look like you need some advice huh?" Someone called him.

"Huh? Who is there?" Steve asked.

"Down here" It was Klaus.

"Klaus? How did you get here?" He asked.

"Not important, I just listened to you and then saw your face. I'm sure it's a girl problem"

"Yeah, girl troubles. I'm worried that I'm gonna screw this up by being too clingy. But that could also mean I don't want to take this seriously enough!" Steve said as he collapsed on his bed again.

"Give it time, you made her come here last night right? So wait one or two more days and see how she reacts"

"Okay, I guess that sounds good" Steve said nervously.

"Yeah she seems nice, I'm rooting for you on this kid" Klaus waved his fin.

"Thanks, Klaus" Steve said as he got up and headed out to begin his day.

"Yep point for Klaus today, that's good"

High-fiving himself, Klaus left Steve's room to go about his own day as the rest of the family did as well.

"So let me get this straight, Steve has a girlfriend...and she is like...super hot and actually enjoys being with him?" Hayley asked her mother.

"Yes sweety, it's...not so hard to think about it right?" Francine thought, not because she thought as well that Steve would have a hard time finding a girl like that, but mostly because the one he had was not human.

"Yes, it is! I mean, it's Steve!" Hayley said as she gestured to her nerdy brother at the table, having breakfast.

"Do I need to show you proof? Because I will!" Steve said, determined to prove his sister wrong!

"Ooh! Are you gonna show us a video of you hammering her?" Roger decided to join the conversation.

"No, Roger. I'm going to show you guys photo evidence of me and Phyllis smiling after a good date." Steve said as he opened his phone and showed everyone the photo.

"Ugh! A simple kiss? God, you bore me to death Steve" Roger drank a cup of wine and left.

"Did you remember to brush your teeth before?" Hayley smirks.

"Yes I did, what's your excuse, smoky?" Steve asked with a glare as he put away his phone.

"Ok enough, Hayley is happy for your brother and Steve just be careful ok? I know how stupid boys can be when they think with their dicks"

"Yeah yeah, dad. I'll be okay." Steve said as he rolled his eyes.

The family continued with breakfast from then on, even though Hayley kept giving the occasional tease of how Steve was out of his depth with a girlfriend like Phyllis but he tuned it out until his attention was taken by his phone ringing.

"You've reached S-man" Steve said coolly as he answered.

''Hey Steve, how is my special little guy doing today?" It was her.

"Hey, babe! I'm doing great, heck even better now that you called!" Steve said with a smile.

"Good to hear. Say, I've got nothing planned for today, so I was wondering if you'd like to make a date for today? Just the two of us?" Phyllis asked him over the phone.

"Oh...that's so? I would love to" 'I don't have anything planned though, this surprised me'

"Great! How about I swing around there around 11:30 and we can go out for lunch?" Phyllis asked him.

"Sounds great!" Steve said with a smile.

"Uh Oh! Somebody's gonna get laaaaaid" Klaus said, getting in the room and hearing it.

Steve blushed at this, knowing Phyllis must've heard it on the phone until...

"Damn right! Could be tonight, could be next week. But you...ARE. GETTING. LAID." Phyllis whispered into the phone before blowing a kiss to Steve." See you soon, S-man."

The phone was then hung up as Steve stood there blushing brightly 'Holy shit...' "Ok guys see ya I have to uh...get something upstairs' He said before running.

Bursting into his room and shutting the door behind him, Steve quickly walked to his dresser and opened the drawer to reveal a stack of condoms hidden underneath his dress pants.

'It's time, boy! Today is the day!' Steve thought before he checked their expiration date, one month left before they expire. 'YES! They're still good! Today is the day!'

The geek tries to calm himself by taking some deep breaths before he might explode thanks to this excitement, just because she said he might get some. Was that enough?

"I don't want to ruin it because of eagerness, play cool Steve, play easy and cool''

Putting the condoms away, Steve decided to shower once again so that he could be fresh for his lunch date and possibly the rest of the day's date with Phyllis.

'I'm gonna get laid, I'm gonna get laid, I'm gonna get laid'

Just thinking about it made him hard, maybe just a little stroking in the bath while going into fantasy land imagining how it would go won't hurt. And that is exactly what happened, for the next 20 minutes.

"Phew...I feel like I came out of a steam bath, it must be a new record. She sure makes my mind run wild" Steve looks at what time it was.

10:00 am, it was exactly 10 in the morning and a full 90 minutes before Phyllis arrives for their lunch to full-day date to possibly SEX!

"Got plenty of time" Steve said as he wrapped a towel around his waist and walked to his room.

Time to choose clothes, perfume, practice what to say to her in the mirror, possibilities of bad endings, and whatnot. Can't blame a guy for wanting everything to be perfect.

"Okay, this is it! The perfect outfit for my date!" Steve said as he looked himself over in the mirror.

*Timeskip- Date Time*

'Holy shit, I'm so fucking nervous, what I am even doing here? Oh wait this is my house'

It was nearly 11:30 am, the exact time Phyllis said she'd be here and Steve was getting last-minute jitters! If jitters meant having A MENTAL BREAKDOWN FROM EXCITEMENT!

He breathes in and out "Get a hold of yourself Smith, it's not like this is your first time meeting a girl"

That was at least something Steve could take pride in, he had met with many more girls than the average nerd. A knock on the door brought him back to the present as Steve immediately knew who it was!

"Look out below guys, The Steve master is going in hot"

Strutting to the door in his new clothes; black v-neck shirt, gray jeans, and black loafers (The same as future Steve from when Klaus left the family); Steve grabbed the doorknob and opened it with a smile as Phyllis was now in his vision.

"Now who is this handsome stud that I'm meeting tonight?" She smiled at him, wearing something akin to Jessica Rabbit's red dress but this one was blue.

Though this dress was overdressing for this who the hell cares?! Phyllis looked amazing! The sparkles on the dress, the elbow-length gloves, and her black heels tied it all together!

"Steve Smith, that's who" Steve said with surprising confidence, clicking his finger guns at his girlfriend and making her giggle.

"I sure hope I didn't exaggerate with the outfit, looks like I just wanted an excuse to wear it" She plays with her toy, giving a shy act.

"Well, that excuse is very much acceptable because you look DIVINE in that dress. Grrr." Steve said with a smirking growl before hearing a plate breaking behind him.

"Thanks, your sister and her husband seem to think the same" Phyllis said as she giggled at Jeff and Hayley's dropped jaws, a plate dropped from Hayley as she couldn't believe how SEXY Phyllis looked!

"Yeah, they should" Steve said with a smug face as he gazed back at his sister before exiting the house and shouting the door.

"Don't wait up guys! I might borrow him for a little...longer" Phyllis was the one who said that.

Hooking her arm around his, Stella began to lead Steve away from the Smith house as the boy quickly matched her pace.

"So beautiful, any preferred places for her lunch?" Steve asked her.

Phyllis told Steve that tonight they would share the fun time rather than being one of those classic things where the guy pays for everything, after all the best of fun is one where both parties can enjoy. Steve had no objections to this, it was just another thing that he loved about Phyllis. She wanted him to have fun on this date, letting him know he didn't need to try to impress her.

Sometimes no matter how hard you try to impress a woman, you won't get the result you want, in worst cases you just trying to make a good night for a stupid bitch who will drain you of all your dough and give nothing in return, not even a thank you for making the night entertaining oh by the way I don't like you. It made Steve so happy that he met Phyllis and that she came back into his life, or else he would never have had the best date in his life! They practically went all over town doing things they both loved! Playing at the arcade, going to the movies, walking in the park; standard stuff and unethical things most people wouldn't do on a date!

It was so invigorating to just be himself on a date, no lies, no make-up stories, and no annoying girl who judges you for being you. Just one sexy lady who loves him, and a bunch of fun stuff, this is what a true date should feel like. One that Steve hoped would bring many more in the future, especially ones that would lead to a dance club they were in right now! Steve didn't even know how or why they were here but he was having a good time dancing with his sexy girlfriend!

"Are you having a good time Steve?" She asked.

"Yeah! This is so fun, I never thought it would be this great" He said

"Oh it's only about to be better, let me give you some more dancing moves from when we were dancing at the school" She smirked seductively.

"Oh? You mean THOSE moves?" Steve asked with a smirk, knowing exactly what she was talking about.

How could he forget? Those sexy moves and shaking ass were burned into his memory, and now they were about to be replayed in a new sexy outfit!

"Great...but I'm not doing it here" She then backs away from him.

"W-What?" Steve felt his boner get frustrated.

"I decided that I like to tease you a little bit, have something to wait for" She winks teasingly.

"OH! You little vixen." Steve said with bedroom eyes to her.

She slaps her ass making it jiggle "You know it, now let's keep dancing"

Steve took that invite gladly and danced with his girlfriend until the club's closing. After that, only one place was on either of their minds to end this day with a bang. Phyllis' apartment.

"It's not much but it's cool to stretch your legs and relax" She said.

Walking up to the door, Phyllis unlocked it and opened it for Steve and her to walk in.

"Oh I'm sure it's cozy" 'I'm in her place! Yes, I feel like a real man, this is like one big step'

Walking inside of the apartment, Steve saw it was pretty good compared to the ones he's seen before. Almost like those deluxe hotel rooms at fancy hotels.

"You know what is gonna be cozy?" She removes one of her gloves and throws it at his face "Once I'm out of this dress" She gives him the bedroom eyes.

"Oh!" Steve said with a smirk growing, slowly following Phyllis to the bedroom.

"Why don't you sit on the edge of my bed for now Steve? I have a little show for you"

Not bothering to close the door behind her since they were alone in the apartment, Phyllis guided Steve to the bed and gently made him sit down before she stepped away from him.

"Yes, ma'am" Steve said with a smile, kicking his shoes off.

Phyllis then started by giving him what he wanted, a show...First removing her pieces of clothing that covered her arms and legs such as gloves and high heels just to make sure the boy paid attention to her like she was the only thing in the universe. Before going straight to the one-piece dress taking it out smoothly to reveal her fancy and sexy undergarments.

"What do you think, Steve? You've seen me in white and in blue but how do you like me in black?" Phyllis asked as she was now left in a black, lacy bra and panties.

Steve's only answer to that was to drool over such beauty while his boner reached maximum overdrive and was trying desperately to rip holes through the fabric of the prison that was the pieces of clothing so it could say hi to her.

"Divine..."

Phyllis giggled at his reply, getting the exact response she hoped for from him "How about you remove your clothes too? Show me what you have lain under"

Steve got the message nice and clear as he reached for his shirt, slowly pulling it off to reveal his…..RIPPED ABS?! (Remember that episode when Steve showed Roger his angry abs)

''Oh my god!' Phyllis thought in shocking surprise!

"Pretty nice huh? I don't usually work out but there are times where I need to do other things to cool off my head"

"Well, it DEFINITELY shows!" Phyllis said with a drooling look on her face.

"Wait until you see this" Steve starts to remove his pants to let her see, his boner trying to beat the underwear.

"Pretty nice huh? I don't usually work out but there are times where I need to do other things to cool off my head"

"Well, it DEFINITELY shows!" Phyllis said with a drooling look on her face.

"Wait until you see this" Steve starts to remove his pants to let her see, his boner trying to beat the underwear.

Phyllis moved closer in anticipation and kneeled before Steve, eyeing his underwear as she licked her lips in anticipation.

"Ohhhh dear~Look how juicy your sausage is looking right now...would be a real shame if someone..sited on it"

"Sit on it? How would it be a shame?" Steve asked with a smile.

The sexy avatar girl started to turn around and wiggle her nicely shaped firm ass onto his lap, moving and grinding on it as if he was in a strip club getting a lap dance.

"Mmmm! Oooh!" Steve moaned as he leaned back on his arms, biting his lip at the lap dance!

'I wonder if he will notice if I change a few things' She giggles before her new configuration is activated.

Before long, Steve will notice or maybe not at all. Either way, this is gonna be the best night of his life.

''Ooohhh Phyllis this feels so good, I'm thankful you came back SO thankful" Steve with his eyes closed, praised the god above for this.

"Me too, Steve. And I'm not going anywhere for a LONG time." Phyllis said as she went faster in her grinds.

Steve had no idea but her butt was slowly getting bigger and firmer just enough that no one could tell it was happening because it was slow. However, this just increased the pleasure-giving him the sensation that she was a genius when it came to this, not because he was a virgin but because she was flawless.

'That would be enough for my Steve, wouldn't want to crush him with my ass.' Phyllis thought as she stopped her expansion by about 3 times as big.

"Do you want this ass on your face, my dear? Or maybe you rather stick your sausage in these buns and move your hips" She said, stopping the grinding and shaking her bum.

"Hmm, I-I want it on my face! I always wanted to try a 69 position!" Steve moaned out!

That made her lick her lips "Well then...how about you remove the rest of your clothes? I do the same as well" She said slowly unhooking her bra. With some slight expansion, while Steve was staring at her back, Phyllis rose from his crotch and turned to show him her girls. Now a solid D cup from their B-C cup size.

"Whoa...is it me or your boobs look even more boisterous than before?"

"Oh don't be silly, they were just hugging up on my bra, this is them at their best '' She winked.

Phyllis could practically hear Steve getting harder as his zipper was becoming undone slowly! It needed to be free and it needed to be free now!

'Not being a real human has its perks after all' Phyllis smirked.

"FUCK! I'm not worthy"

Steve said in a loud way before undoing his pants and kicking off his undies to the wall before unleashing the pent-up boner that didn't even look like he had jerked off before their date. Thick, rugged, pulsating, energetic, and ready for action.

Phyllis had made a lot of changes in her body to be either synthetic or artificial but even herself found to be surprised by how much the feeling she was currently having when seeing what her man had in store in his pants.

'14 inches tall, 2 thick.' Phyllis could calculate as she drooled a bit, a liquid solution to simulate wetness for a blowjob.

A blowjob that she was even hungrier for than she was before.

"W-What do you think?" He said nervously, some men just always have that thing asking if their dick is good enough or not. Was it too big? Was it too small? Stuff like that.

"Damn...the fact you were still single when I arrived can only be explained by the fact no girl has seen what you have in there"

"Really? So you think it's good?" Steve asked.

"Good? More like goddamn amazing, nothing but a gold medal should be given if you ask me." Phyllis said as she moved onto the bed, laying on her stomach next to Steve. "Now, I believe you wanted to try a 69 position with me?"

"oOOH yeah mama, please make my face your comfy seat"

Laying back on the bed, parallel to his girlfriend, Steve waited as she moved over his body and placed his head between her legs.

The avatar girl who came to life removed her panties and was ready for it "Impress me with your tongue skills big boy" She then lands her perfectly shaped ass onto his face to test the waters.

"MMHPPP" Steve grunted.

"Let's see who ends up cumming first" She gave a light giggle before grasping his cock.

Bringing the tall meat to her mouth, Phyllis gave it a long lick as Steve moaned into her.

'Amazing taste!' Phyllis thought before shivering a bit. 'And it looks like Steve is tasting me as well!'

She moves her butt up and down slowly at first to make him feel the weight of her buttocks, while the geek is grasping onto the soft feeling of her skin that sinks on his fingers.

'Oooh man, I'm really licking pussy? That's awesome! Oooh god I'm pulsating so hard'

Focusing on the taste of her pussy, Steve hummed as he lapped up all that he could as he gave light thrusts into her hands.

'Hmm, it tastes sweet. Like berries.' Steve thought as he took long licks.

'Oooh shit! T-This feels good, I really did well in making the configuration for the feeling of arousal and how to deal with what it's receiving, maybe I should show him now how good with my mouth I am'

Licking her lips, Phyllis opened her mouth and slowly went down on the large member. With no type of gag reflex, it was easy to take all of it in her throat as she moaned around the warmth of Steve's cock.

'WHOA!' Steve stopped licking 'N-No way! She is going in deep so easily' "AHHHN!~" He moaned with glee.

This was the greatest feeling Steve had ever experienced in his life! Even better than getting high from the cocaine from his dad's shitty birthday presents from the CIA evidence locker!

'I won't lose!'

Steve stuck his tongue deep within her pussy and wiggled it to his will, while his hands kept busy groping and slapping her soft booty cheeks like dough.

"MMMM!" Phyllis moaned around his cock as she kept sucking him, moving her head faster and faster in her blow job.

'Damn is pussy supposed to taste this good? It feels so perfect? Damnn I could lick this forever and it would still be delicious but..Ooh man, I think I'm gonna lose this game" Steve felt his balls ready to burst.

'My sensors are telling me that he is close to reaching his climax'

Deciding to stop with the blowjob and slowly going up leaving a *Pop* When retrieving her mouth Phyllis changed her tactic, now focusing on smashing his beloved cock between her big voluptuous breasts for a titjob, making sure he really blasts off. Steve moaned at the POP and shivered as he felt his cock smooshed between Phyllis's breasts!

'It's a titjob now!' Steve thought as he bit his lips, feeling his balls clench in anticipation!

'If I don't step it up, I'll lose it!'

Looking back at her ass, Steve saw her asshole was clenching and unclenching wildly. Maybe he could stick his fingers in to drive her over the edge before him?

'I-I may not have asked permission for something this pervy but she is also going at it so much! Sorry, I'm going in!' He said, sticking his...pinky into her butthole slowly, after getting covered in saliva.

"OH!" Phyllis let out in surprise, jolting at the sudden insertion of something in her ass.

It didn't feel bad but it was just so surprising and she couldn't help by clenching around it. Does she unknowingly like anal?

"Oh my goodness!" She bit her lower lip and her eyes were rolling almost to the back of her head "S-Steve"

'You like that, huh? Well, I'll just add a bit more for you then.' Steve thought as he removed his pinkie and put his two middle fingers in her ass, middle and ring finger!

"AHNN! FUCK!" She moaned, her tongue hanging in surprise.

Diving back into her pot and thrusting his fingers into her hole, Steve licked her with fury as he pleasured her backside. He wasn't going to cum first from now, not with a prime weakness of his girlfriend revealed.

"AHN! O-Oh shit!" She went weak in the knees and started humping whatever was under her.

Which in turn was Steve's face, both of them still in their 69 position!

"Oooh yes Steve, your face is the perfect cushion for some humping"

'So do I! Just keep that bouncing, it's gonna give me something to look forward to when we get to the good part!' Steve thought as he licked her pussy harder, clenching her ass, and fingering her asshole even harder.

The sexy blonde haired android girl ends up having an orgasm or what she had expended so much time programming to be the right sensation of body and mind when you have an orgasm for women, she was quite the squirter as her fluids, in this case, lube came quite strong to his face, messing up glasses and all.

This took Steve by surprise but it actually felt kinda good as he soon came into Phyllis's face. This took Steve by surprise but it actually felt kinda good as he soon came in Phyllis's face, blasting a huge amount of cum that went to it like a landmark.

"AHN!" She faced the burst.

Both of them flopped onto the bed as Phyllis took a lick of the spunk on her face, humming at the tangy taste.

''I think you might just have found me a sweet spot I didn't know I had" She said, being truthful about the statement.

"Yeah, I think I did and I'm glad I did" Steve said as he rested from his large load, very eager to continue to the best part.

"How about you take off your glasses and we go to the night's main course? If you're not too tired to keep going of course" She knew what he would say, but she asked anyway.

"Not at all! Big S is ready and willing!" Steve said with a smile as he pushed himself up!

*Meanwhile back at the Smiths House*

Stan and Francine were alone in the kitchen talking about the situation.

"I don't want to be the bitch who just keeps pointing the finger and complaining but...This is all your fault Stan" Francine said.

"My fault? How is any of this my fault?" Stan asked his wife.

"It's your fault because you never made time for Steve, you were never there for him in his life. If you had been there for him, you never would've gotten the crazy idea of becoming his girlfriend through a CIA avatar that somehow gained sentience!" Francine said as she slammed her fists onto the table. "And now, with the impression you left on it to be Steve's girlfriend to bond with him, she's now dating our son"

"Well, how was I supposed to know that this would happen?! It is a one in a million chance something like an avatar would come to life!" Stan argued back.

Francine rubs her temples "Now she is blackmailing us into not telling the truth or how to deal with this"

"Well, we sort of got lucky that the only thing she wants is to date Steve, rather than having it wanting to take over the world making us into slaves before tossing us aside. Maybe we should just let it happen?" Stan ponders about that for a moment.

"You're only saying that because she's got copies of top security files and your son is finally dating a hot girl" Francine said with glaring eyes.

"Yes and I would've preferred if Steve got a HUMAN girlfriend but you know how he is, Roger once told me he found robots erotic. Damn kid and his weird tastes." Stan said as he looked away.

"Well, when he had brought a HUMAN girlfriend you made fun of her for being fat, not until you ended up wanting to be her friend because she had some of your stupid gun interests. Seriously if there was a woman made out of guns you would totally make out with her"

"Now that's just silly, Francine/ How would I even kiss a woman made of guns without getting shot?" Stan asked her, though the mental image did arouse him.

Francine just sighs "Just don't do anything stupid and let's hope he is ok"

"I'm sure he's fine. Phyllis won't kill him." Stan said, knowing the avatar wouldn't kill Steve since she loved him so much.

"I hope my little guy is ok right now" Francine hoped.

*Meanwhile back at Phyllis Place*

The boy that Francine was talking about was far from "Little" where it counts and he wasn't a boy anymore, he was a man! A man currently being held down by his sexy girlfriend as she was riding him in a cowgirl position frenetically!

"Ahh! Yes, fuck! Finally, after all this time!" She moved her hips up and down onto his cock as if it was a bouncy castle.

"YEAH! It was more than worth the wait!" Steve moaned out as he gripped her hips lightly, thrusting into her with every bounce she slammed on him!

"Your dick is so big and thick Steve and it's all mine!" This was her goal all along and now she can enjoy it to the fullest!

"Ahhn!~Oh man you're going so fast, it feels like my shaft just slides inside and it's getting tighter but also softer. Gosh it feels like perfections, the perfect moment"

"Of course it is! I wanted it to be perfect just for you!" Phyllis said, sort of revealing but not revealing at the same time.

"Hell yeah!"

Steve used his pumped-up energy and went to move his girlfriend into another position onto the bed, which took her by surprise.

"Thanks for this but I am going to move my hips until they give out, all you need to do is lay there my sweet"

Now in a missionary position, Steve pulled his hips back and thrust into Phyllis with an incredible speed!

"OOOH!" Phyllis moaned as she wrapped her arms and legs around Steve as he fucked her faster than before. "STEVE!"

"That's right bitch, SAY MY NAME!" He started to smile widely, enjoying the feeling of dominating a pretty girl in bed "I'm gonna pump your insides with all the protein you need"

"Yes Yes! Give it to me! Give it all to me!" Phyllis moaned before Steve began sucking on her neck, trying to give her a hickey.

"Thank you for coming back Phyllis, I love you" Steve said before he started to feel his orgasm coming up "I make sure to make you happy"

"You already do! Just keep loving me like this and I'll be sure to stay for a LONG time!" Phyllis moaned as she held Steve's head to her neck, loving his hickey!

"Ahhn! AHN! AHHHNNN!" He moaned, unleashing his blow inside her womb like the man he was.

"Yes! Come and overflow me!"

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Maybe they ended up doing this a bit too early, but it's not like either of them regrets it, Steve had his V-card taken by the one who got away and was breathless, in bed trying to regain his energy. He might have been the one doing the plowing but before that, he was taken aback at how fast Phyllis was in the cowgirl position and how her pussy seemed to be made just for him...or was the feeling he had. Phyllis on the other hand was flabbergasted, who knew sex was this good? Her body was made from the best tech and high-quality materials available to make her body to be just like that of a normal human being across to 98 percent, but after her configurations and programming to be able to enjoy sex based on the artificial emotion and knowledge, it felt just like the real deal for sure.

Especially when she felt herself being flooded with his cum as they laid on her bed together.

"Whoa...I'm awake right?" Steve asked himself "Damn...that was awesome"

"You were awesome" She said, rubbing his cheek.

"You were even awesomer" Steve said with a huff, holding Phyllis close to cuddle in the bed. "So...think we can get in for a second round later this weekend?"

"Do you even need to ask?" Phyllis asked back with a smirk on her face.

That night ended on a great high note, and Phyllis would make sure that things were only going to get better between them, this life was going to be lots of fun indeed.

'Whatever God brought me to life, thank you.' Phyllis thought as she and Steve soon fell asleep together, cuddling.

Though for a robotic/cyborg avatar, it would be sleep mode but Phyllis didn't care anymore.