Episode 2: Truth-or-Mutant Shark
Chris: Last time on Total Drama Revenge Of The Island, 19 new competitors came to the island for a new season, were greeted by an early swim, greeted the wildlife of the island, and made some totem surfing, EXPLOSIVE!, in the end, Staci's team got tired of their non-stop tall tales, and send her packing, Hurl of Shame style!, who will go home next? And how much pain can I put them through first? Find out right now in Total! Drama! Revenge Of The Island!
(Theme Song plays)
Episode starts at the Toxic Rats girls cabin, where Dawn was talking to a blue bird
Dawn: Really? (The bird replies) Oh no!
Dakota: (wearing an eye mask and trying to sleep) Will you keep it down? If I don't get my beauty sleep I'll lose it!
Dawn: Yes, because your need for fame is a really depressed cry for love.
Dakota: Who told you that? My therapist?
Dawn: I see people's auras and it looks like someone threw at yours.
Dakota: (annoyed) Oh go to eat a worm!
The bird takes a worm out of its beak and offers it to Dawn
Dawn: (disgusted) Um, no thanks.
Jenna looks at a little freak out
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Jenna: I don't know if that sound mean, but Dawn is starting to give the creeps with all that aura reading
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In the boys' room, Lighting, Sam, B, Issac and Ace were sleeping and snoring until a dirty and messy Scott came in catching his tired breath
Sam: Hey man, what's all that dirt?
Scott: (smug and lying) Oh, uh...I had a morning makeout session with one of the honeys.
Lighting: (getting up and approaching him) Shadoozy, which one?
Scott: (thinking) Umm...
A flashback shows Scott actually running away from a spiked mutated beaver, as he ran screaming in fear
Scene returns to the cabin
Scott: A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell.
Issac: I'm a gentleman and I can tell that doesn't make sense.
Sam: (approaching him) Did you kiss a gentleman?
Issac: That make less sense, man.
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Scott: All right. I was looking for that hidden inmunity idol, not that they need to know, it's all part of my strategy. Let my team lose so the Maggots develop a false sense of security before I pick them off (hears a tock-tock outside and rolls his eyes) Occupied! (The same beaver from before breaks the wall and growls at him, making him scream in fear)
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At the Maggots' girl cabin, Anne Maria was brushing her hair when Zoey approach her
Zoey: Hey! How'd you sneak that in?
Anne Maria: Easy! I stuck it on my pouffe.
(She then proceeded to spray her hair making Zoey cough)
In the boys' room Mike is mumbling in his sleep, the he gasp and became Chester
Chester: These young whipper-snappers with all their yammering and tomfoolery.
(He gasp again and became Mike)
Mike: Oh, come Chester. Keep it down.
Chester: (groaning) Fine! For now.
Cameron was fully awake, curled up in his sleeping bag.
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Cameron: I had a hard time falling asleep. Last night was my first night outside my bubble. But I managed to recreate the feeling with my sleeping bag! And I was out like that!" (Snaps his fingers) "What an adventure!
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Brick is shown running through the forest
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Brick: As the only contestant here with any military experience, I've definitely got a winning edge! My biggest competition is probably Jo. Good thing we're on the same team! Like my drill sergeant always says: Keep your friends close and your enemies closer!
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Jo is also running through the but in the opposite direction, she increased her and close her eyes, and some Brick did the same, they sprinted onto the campground until they collide earning some laughs for a mutant squirrel in the cabin's roof eating some nuts
Jo: (rubbing her head) I just did my morning 5k run, you?
Brick: 8k!
Jo: I meant I did a 8k warmup and then 5k a full sprint!
Brick: My entire run was uphill!
Jo: (smug) Yeah, uphill with my eyes closed!
Brick: I ran backwards! With earplugs in!
Jo: (confused) Why earplugs?
Brick: Why were your eyes closed?!
Knuckles: Will you keep it down! I can't make my wood carving!
They both look at their cabin to see Knuckles seating in the stairs making a wood carving of Brick.
Brick: (impressed) Woah! Now that some carving skill you have there.
Knuckles: Thanks I've a lot of practice.
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Knuckles: I like to wood figurines of the people I like, I was thinking of made one for each of my teammates, I'm still if I'm going to one for Anne Maria or Jo
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Jo: Team Maggot is lucky to have us we won the challenge yesterday, we'll carry them all the way to victory
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Jo: I'll carry them to victory. Just being nice so that aptly-named clump of cadet meat and punchy cowboy will be loyal but when the time comes. (She split a twig in two before..) Ow! Splinter! Oh you little-
Knuckles: Is you think I believe a word of what Jo said, then you're idiots, my trust in her is as big as the odds of my pal Vector of completing a crossword, that to be honest are 1 in never
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A speaker turns on causing a rattle-tailed gull to fall.
Chris: Up and wake up! My little morning glories time to get your asses off for today's challenge!
Lighting: What? But Lighting hasn't had his DPA!
Everyone stared at Lightning.
Ace: Wha...?
Lighting: Daily Protein Allotment! Duh!
Dakota: And I haven't had enough beauty sleep!
Sam: Oh come on you look- (she takes off her glasses revealing her bags under her eyes) GREAT SUNS OF ORION!
Chris: You can get your sleep back after passing through the Bay of Dismay!
Campers groan in concern, as Dakota takes out her phone.
Dakota: Hey! It's me, we're going to some bay- Hey!
Chris uses a magnet tied to a fishing rod and snatch Dakota's phone, and then Sam's Gameguy.
Chris: Contraband! Now it's mine! Confiscators keepers! Come on, their humiliation awaits
Then we cut to the teams walking through the woods to the challenge
Zoey: Bay of Dismay? Yikes, sounds like one of those fight locations in total warriors 2
Mike: You like action movies? If you're into ultimate kickboxing, I may have to marry you
Zoey giggle in response
Sam: Hey Dakota, sorry about before I was just so taken by your beautiful... nostrils
Dakota cringed uncomfortably as Sam eyes widened
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Sam: Nostrils? Nostrils?!
Ace: HAAHAHAHAHHA! Idiot
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Dakota: Can I get back you on that?
She left leaving Sam groaning
Cameron: (worried) I hope this isn't another physical challenge, I'd prefer something a little more academic
Jo: I bet you do toothpick. I'm surprised your scrawny neck can even support that giant head
Cameron: My greatest strengths are mental!
Jo: Well you're mental if you think you can win Total Drama without getting physical. Just stay out of my way
Anne Maria: What do you think the challenge is going to be? (B start thinking) You don't talk much, do you?"
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B: (Shrugs and looks dumbfounded)
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We are now in a bay near the beach, where the water was Chris on a platform, and the teams were on some raised bleachers in the water, The Rats on the left, with B, Dakota, Jenna, Issac and Sam on top and Lighting, Ace, Scott and Dawn at the bottom, and The Maggots at the right, with Anne Maria, Jo, Knuckles, Brick and Nate at the top and Cameron, Mike, Zoey and Fabia at the bottom
Chris: (in his TDA outfit) Welcome to the getting to know you trivia game challenge! Everyone strapped in all nice and snug?
Scott: (trying on harness) Too snug, it's cutting into my shoulders!
Chris: Yeah, children size harnesses will do that (chuckles) I'll be asking our players embarrassing personal questions and I mean mayorly humiliating, if the player I'm talking about hits the poorly wired buzzer and owns their humiliation before the time runs out, their team gets a point, first team to five wins part one and a distinct advantage in part two, but if no one owns up (pulls out a button) this happens...
Chris presses the button and the Maggots' platform sinks into the water, inside the water the whole team was holding their breath, Cameron looked around and started screaming when he saw a shark with human eyes with legs and arms licking each other's lips while looking mischievously, the shark growled and Cameron waved his arms as he and the other team members screamed, but before they were attacked, the rig rose back to the surface and they began to spit out the water they had swallowed.
Mike: (scared) There's some kind of two-legged shark monster down there!
Chris: You mean Fang? (laughs) "Yeah, it turns out that toxic waste can mess with stuff underwater too, Who knew? (The screen showed a normal shark sitting on a barrel while drinking from a cup of tea, and suddenly the screen flickered white and put Fang's image in its place)
Fabia: (rolling her eyes) Huh? Anyone?
Scott: (whispering to Lighting) Better them than us...
Chris: Anyway, if a team is dunked, their opponents can steal by guessing which dunkee is guilty, guess right and you get a point, guess wrong and this happens..." (He pressed the button again and this time the platform Rats sank, underwater, Fang was putting on a napkin to eat and when he saw The Rats he started growling at them and the team yelled, then Chris came back to bring them to the surface) Now that we understand the rules, let's start the game (pulling out a flash card) to The Rats, now listen carefully (pointing back at the screen) Who did this on the one and only date they ever had?
(The screen showed a question mark that imitated a fart sound, all the campers laughed, all except Sam, who turned red with embarrassment)
Sam: (embarrassed) Where did you get that? (He pressed the button and got a shock from him, the screen changed to 1-0 for the Rats)
Chris: (to the Maggots) Who wet their pants on the first and last day of school?
Mike: Whoa, one of us is a pants wetter?
(Brick upon hearing that blushes with embarrassment, which Jo notices)
Jo: (looking at Brick) He who sweat it, wets it (crosses arms) team before pride, maggot."ñ
(Brick presses the button and receives a shock)
Rodney: (embarrassed) Fine, it was me!
(The rats laugh at Brick, as the score changes to 1-1)
Chris: And it's one all (maggots cheer)
Zoey: (to Brick) Thanks Brick, I know that must have been tough
Nate: Yeah man, it takes guts to do admit something like that
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Brick: Nate, maybe not really a social guy, but he sure understands me
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Chris: (to the Rats) Who got banned from the arcade?
The campers are shocked at that question, until Ace annoyed presses the button and receives a shock
Ace: (annoyed) I wasn't my fault, I was playing in the Just Dance machine, until the owner came saying I had good skills (makes a angry face) and a ban on entering the arcade (the score changes to 2-1 for the Rats)
Chris: (to the Maggots) Who has destroyed and ancient artifact?
The Maggots looks shocked by the question, until they Knuckles press the button shocking everyone
Knuckles: It's an accident, my boys and I were exploring some ruins but my pal Vector activated a trap releasing The Indiana Jones's rock (his team looks at him confused) the giant rolling rock (the score changes to 2-2)
Chris: Rats, whose first name is really Beverly?
Brick: That's not really an embarrassing question, who cares if a girl's real name is Beverly?
Nate: Yeah, that doesn't make sense
The Rats are neutral, until B gets a shock from pressing the button and raise one embarrassed
Chris: Correct! Beverly, Rats get the point, but I would have preferred a verbal response
Dawn: But B never talks just look at his aura
B just shrugged
Chris: Don't care, (pulling out the button again) so as a quick punishment
Chris presses the button and the Rats dive back into the water, Scott looks around until Fang arrives and opens his mouth, eating him as the team returns to the surface, suddenly Scott, still alive, opens Fang's mouth)
Scott: NO! WAIT FOR ME! (comes out of Fang's mouth and swims back to the surface and Fang glares at him)
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Scott: (checking his butt in pain until she notices something) "Ow! (pulls out a Fang tooth stuck in her butt) What the, a shark tooth?
Fang is looking into a hand mirror and sees his broken tooth, then growls angrily as he breaks the mirror in two, before pulling a sign that said, "Farm boy is dead meat"
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(Scott sits back on the platform and glares at his team)
Scott: (angry) "Thanks for leaving me down there, team, you guys can win this stupid challenge without me
Anne Maria: If he's not playing, I'm not either (Starts to unbuckle harness)
Sam: (embarrassed) Umm, since I've already been humiliated, can I go
Chris: (frustrated) Okay, everyone just settled down!
Mike: (unbuckling his harness and getting up from his seat) I'm with Anne Maria, we should stop, not like I've any secrets to hide. (laughs nervously until Jo hits him on the head)
Jo: (annoyed) Sit down pointy, I'm not losing this game!
Zoey: (worried) woah! Take it easy!
Chris: (even more frustrated) Hey! Host talking here, I decide when the challenge is over!
Scott: "Whatever, I'm out of here! (he tried to leave but Lighting stopped him)
Lighting: Not until we win! (he pushes him back to his seat, while Dakota is taking through her spare phone, before Fang jumps up and eats a piece of the Maggots' platform, making them scream)
Dakota: Yeah, I'm using my backup phone
Brick: (to Chris) Permission to take a tactical retreat sir?
Anne Maria: "Don't tell what to do but-less!
Fabia: Stop fighting, will ya?!
Chris: (annoyed) Alright! Shut it! (Looking at his watch) Thanks to that pathetic digression, now we don't have enough time to finish this challenge, happy? (Both teams but Jo nod)
Jo: (mad) Quitters
Chris: Well you won't be happy for long! Come back after the break for an all-new challenge from which there's no escape, and in the meantime
Chris presses the button and both teams dive back into the water.
(Commercial break)
Then we cut to the teams again walking through the woods to the next challenge
Cameron: I'm glad the challenge ended before Chris could asked me an embarrassing question
Jo: (scoffing) Let me guess, 'who needs their diaper changed?'
Cameron: I haven't worn a diaper since I was 11 (Jo and Anne Maria laughs at him as Brick leans into his ear)
Brick: (whispering) The challenge is over, you don't have to be to keep humiliating yourself
Jo: No, go on, or does the baby need his bottle?
Nate: Leave him alone Jo, like you don't have some secrets yourself
Jo glared at as Cameron speaks
Cameron: I have just enough right to be here as you do, I will prove it in the next challenge, you'll see
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Cameron: (sucking his thumb in a fetal position) "Why did I say that?! Why?! (keeps sucking his thumb)
Nate: (glaring) I may not more sociable guy, but I can't let Jo making fun of Cameron just to make herself look superior
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We cut to the Rats walking
Sam: This is the longest I've ever gone without playing a video game my hands fell so empty
Dakota: Chris is such a jerk. I could have like 600 texts by now! (she pulled out her now soaked phone)
Sam: Wow, we have a lot in common
Dakota: Why would you say something like that to me?
Sam: No, no! I meant about the tech withdrawal. Trust me, you're nothing like me otherwise
Dakota: Aw thanks!
She and Sam smile to each other, while Scott, Lighting, Ace and Jenna where looking at them
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Jenna: OK, even Sam and Dakota would look really weird together, they would be a cute couple
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Scott: Chris sure did a number on our team, he took away Sam and Dakota's lucky gadgets right before the big game
Lighting: Aw man, this stinks
Ace: It couldn't stink worse than him (he points at Scott, who glares at him)
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Issac: That's rude, but also right, Scott smell almost as bad Garet after a training session
Lighting: Man, Chris should let Lighting be a team of one, Lighting's used to carry his teams back home, but at least those guys can actually play the game not like this bunch of losers
Now we cut to the campers near an obstacle course in a muddy field
Chris: Welcome players! Now that you're all here, it's time for part two of today's challenge! Mad Skills Obstacle Course, to give you a demonstration of each painful obstacle, here's Total Drama classic competitor Harold!"
Harold appears waving at the camera
Harold: Do I really have to?
Chris: You got contract man
Harold: (sigh) OK then
(The first obstacle was a giant boot)
Chris: You'll kickstarter first, forget the coffee, if this baby doesn't get you running, nothing will.
Harold reached the first hurdle and the boot went down sending him away, while screaming, the camera cut to a path full of cannons up and down
Chris: Then it's the cannonball race against the clock.
Harold flies over the runway, as cannons fire cannonballs everywhere, the camera cuts to spinning logs and swinging wrecking balls
Chris: Then it's my personal favorite, the spinning logs with the wrecking ball
Harold landed on his feet in strides, trying to keep his balance until a wrecking ball knocked him away from the obstacle, the camera cut to some high platforms spaced apart from each other
Chris: Then it's the catwalk (below there were a couple of mutated beavers biting the platform structure) with rabid mutated beavers
Harold crossed the platforms trying not to fall, the camera cut to some giant red balls bouncing
Chris: Then it will be the painful Double-Trouble
Harold bounces off the balls, hitting his face on the platform, the camera cut to a pair of large balance beams surrounded by mud geysers
Chris: Next is the hot Double Muddy Tub
Harold carefully walks through the beam before getting launched by the geyser landing in the last platform, the camera moves to the end of the platform where there was a giant baseball glove ahead and several giant baseball bats lying around
Chris: And finally the Grand Slam, where they'll swing on ropes and try to land on the baseball mitt, while dodging deadly bats.
Harold grabbed a rope and swing himself towards the glove, but the rope snapped and ended up landing in his kiwis in one of the bats and fell into the mud, getting muddy and groaning in pain, both cringed at that
Chris: Piece of cake, oh as you may remember I said that the winning team from part one would have a distinct advantage in part two
Zoey: But there was no winner.
Chris: Yeah, don't remind me, the losing te was gonna wear snazzy specs while competing (Chef shows up with a box full of green glasses similar to Harold's) but since we never actually finished that competition, I've decided that everyone has to wear them! (laughs)
Jo picks up one of the glasses and puts them on, and it's clearly all blurry on them
Jo: Hey, what's with the grandpa glasses? We won't be able to see anything wearing these
Chris: Dork-tacular goggles won't make part two easy or attractive , but it can be done...in theory (Chris points at Harold still holding his kiwis, the teams sigh in annoyance)
Harold: (high pitched) Hey those are my backup glasses, don't break them
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Fabia: (wearing the glasses) How Harold can see with those things
Lighting: That shouldn't be a problem for the Lighting (he put the glasses and is taked back) what the...?! What with those things it was almost like I could see the edge of the universe or something
Ace: (outside the confessional) Maybe it's because you have no brains whatsoever (laughs)
Lighting looks at the camera angry
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Nate: Um, I see a problem, there are 7 obstacles and both are teams of 9
Chris: Well, that's because three of you guys will have to do a the Hot Muddy Tub
Issac: Jenna, Ace and me will take it
Jenna: Fine by me
Ace: Sure
Fabia: I will take the balance beam, anyone want to come?
Mike: I'll go
Nate: Count me in
Chris: Now, everyone to your positions!
We cut to all the competitors of each team in their respective positions
Chris: We started on Kickstarter with Lighting vs Anne Maria , then Dawn and Brick in Cannonballs, Scott faces Jo in Wrecking Ball Alley, B is up against Zoey at the gangplank, Sam and Knuckles will battle the Double-Trouble, Ace, Issac and Jenna vs Mike, Nate and Fabia in the Hot Muddy Tub and Dakota will fight Cameron for the Grand Slam, first team to finish wins the whole shebang, and the other team loses a member tonight, since it's a relay race you'll need something to pass your mascots, oh intern! (A skinny intern in rubber gloves holding two dog crates growling and walked over to Lighting and Anne Maria, who seemed concerned) team Rats get a toxic rat (Lighting get a six-legged hairless rat) And the team Maggots gets a mutant maggot" (Anne Maria receive a giant green maggot that was drooling)
Anne Maria: Ew! It's a what?
Chris: And go! (pulls out a horn and honks it)
Lighting is suddenly kicked by the giant boot and falls into the mud
Chris: And Lighting gets the boot (the maggot he was holding starts to bite him in the butt) and Anne Maria takes the early lead (Anne Maria went from platform to platform and got to Brick)
Anne Maria: Here! (She hit him with the maggot covering him with slime)
Brick: (salute) Sir! Yes sir!
Anne Maria: Yeah I got it going on. Woah (walks off the platform and falls into the mud)
Meanwhile Brick is running until he crash with a pole
Brick: Ow! (He tried again only to crash again)
Rodney turns back and jumps on the platforms and walks up to Dawn
Lighting: SHABAM! Go creepy girl! Go (He pas the rat to Dawn)
Meanwhile with Brick, he tried to locate the pole as Dawn pass him, only to find herself facing the cannons)
Chris: The Rats take the lead! Or not
Dawn: (worried) Anybody wanna swap?
The rat suddenly point forward
Dawn: What's that? Duck now?
A cannon fired, Dawn duck just in time but hit Brick in the face finally passing the pole
Brick: (dazed) huuu (and faints)
Dawn passed the rat to Scott
Scott: Wow, we're in the lead? Great, nice and slow, all the way to last place (look at the rat) right little guy
The rat answer was to biting him in the chin making scream in pain before the wrecking ball send him next to B
Jo: (demanding) Faster soggy pants! Go! Go! Go!
Brick drags himself and pass the maggot
Brick: (still dazed) Durr Here's your cat
Jo takes off leaving him to faint again
Back with the Rats Scott is petti8the rat completely ignoring B
Scott: Who's my good freak? Who's my good little freak? There there little guy, uncle Scotty kept you safe and sound (he pretend to finally notice B) oh, do you want this? Why don't you say so Beverly?
B got mad and snatched the rat and stuffed in his pocket, he start jumping on platforms sighing in reliefs, only to be short lived, as the beavers bite the one it was standing on and it collapses, falling into the mud
Returned to Jo, she jumped onto the wrecking ball and balanced on it
Back to B, she was being cornered by the beavers, until he made a female beaver with the mud, the beavers fell in love with the fake beaver, and hug it
Chris: And in a surprisingly touching move B extendeds the Rats lead
Scott: (angry) Aw, come on!
Jo reaching Zoey unharmed and giving her the maggot
Jo: Go, go! (Zoey starts running)
Then the head of the fake beaver falls off angering the beavers Zoey jumped from platform to platform, but the beavers bite on the one she was on and she fell,
We cut to the Rats as Sam cheers for B
Sam: Yes! Go B! Lay it on me (he take and took off)
Sam jump and screams in pain and falls on the balls, bouncing off each one
Sam: (a little dizzy) Caught it! (he throw the rat and land in Ace's face
Ace: (grunting) Let's get this over with
As soon as he step on balance beam a geyser send him flying with the rat landing on Jenna hands
Jenna: (surprised) That's something you don't see every day
Issac: Agreed
Back with Zoey she managed to pass the maggot to Knuckles
Zoey: Here! (Knuckles takes it)
Knuckles: (teasingly) Thanks, don't worry I'll send Mike your rewards (he takes off)
Zoey blushed in embarrassment as the beavers grabs her
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Zoey: (blushing) Wha- what's he talking about?!
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Knuckles get ready to jump
Knuckles: Let's do this! HOOJA! (he jump the first one and use the momentum to reach the next startling Fabia and the boys) one maggot coming up!
Mike: (startled) Yeah, thank (he took the magoot, who threw it up in his face)
Fabia: (grossed) uhh, you OK?
Nate: He can wash that later, let's get going
The three Maggots takes off
Mike: Okay, Mike, it's just balancing on and muddy geyser field, you can do this, come on
Suddenly, he gasped getting the attention of his two teammates, his turned violet, his eyelashes had grown and he somehow had lipstick on his face also adopting a feminine Russian accent.
Mike?: Wrong! Only one person can do this! Svetlana, Olympic queen of gymnastics!
Svetlana effortlessly balance dodging the geyser landing next to Cameron who look as shocked as Fabia and Nate
We cut to Chris
Chris: Whoa, Mike unveils a secret skill and the Maggots retake the lead
Mike gasp again, Cameron look at him confused as Fabia and Nate arrived
Cameron: Svetlana? Mike! How did you do that?
Mike: (nervous) Huh? Uh, do what (he then laughs nervously as Cameron and Fabia look at him suspicious) Here you go!
Then Issac and Jenna, both annoyed and covered in mud, approached Dakota
Issac: Here!
Dakota: (disgusted) Ew, can you at least wipe off
Jenna: JUST GO ALREADY!
Cameron is cheering as he approachin the part
Cameron: Yes! Yes! I've never felt so alive! (he stop as soon reach the end of the platform) I'm a dead man
Back to Zoey, she is being holding by the arm by the beaver
Zoey: (pleading) Please let me go! (one of the beaver put out a bottle of ketchup, Zoey gasp) I said let me go!
she then hits both beavers...
Harold: Hey you okay..OW
And Harold in the kiwis
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Harold: (groaning, holding his kiwis) Why is always the kiwis?! WHY?!
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Zoey: Sorry, but I did tell you to stop, (looks at Harold) and sorry for... you know
Harold only grunts in pain
Dakota: (looking at the camera) Well Dakota fans, here goes nothing (she swings and reaches for the glove, but trips on the edge and falls into the mud spitting a clod of mud making her scream more)
While the Cameron swing and crashes into one of the bats, Dakota goes back to the platform
Paparazzi: (off screen) Dakota! Over here! Sorriso per noi!
A hot air balloon flew by with the paparazzi, much to her delight
Dakota: Finally, hi, you're just in time for my, uh, mud bath!
She start posing as her team is watching
Sam: No ignore them and swing, swing!
While Dakota is distracted Cameron reach the platform
Cameron: velocity times mass times wind speed (he got cut off by the maggot bitting his hand) AWWW (he fall off platform as his foot get entangled in the ropes and swings, colliding with several baseball bats until he falls face-first into the glove, maggot in feet
Chris: The Maggots win! (The Maggots begin to cheer, while the Rats groan in disappointment) To the Maggots got the spoils, McLean brand soap shampoo and conditioner, guaranteed to wash off the stink
Brick: (STILL dazed) Stink
Chris: Rats, see you at the elimination ceremony
The Maggots groan again
Lighting: I can't believe this! Lighting is on a team of losers
Sam: Come on winning isn't everything (he then eats his words as Lighting chase after him)
Chris: Oh! And as for Dakota's annoying entourage. Chef?
Chef appears with a slingshot and shot down the hot air balloon, causing a tiny explosion
Dakota: Um, rude
We cut to the Rats cabin where they are discussing who to eliminate
Scott: Alright guys Dakota's gotta go, she's only in it for the photo op
Ace: I'm with him on this one, she's dead weight
Sam: Oh, hang on guys, I mean sure she's easily distracted but she's also a tenth level hottie not that's important or anything, let's give her a chance
Dawn: A great darkness is surrounding Dakota if she stays on the island disaster will befall her!
Lighting: Shaplease! I think you should all get the boot after today's performance
We now cut to the elimination ceremony, where the Rats were now
Chris: Ready? Everyone gets a marshmallow, even the loser, but that's a marshmallow you DON'T want to eat (Chef opens Loserdom's Toxic Marshmallow) to the votes! The following people are safe (Throws the regular marshmallows at the contestants who are safe)
Lighting
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Dawn
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Issac
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Ace
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Jenna
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Scott
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And Sam, which leaves Dakota and Bev
Dakota: (worried) what?
Chris: and the Toxic Marshmallow of Loserdom goes to...(Dakota and B grows more concerned)
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Dakota!"
Dakota: (shocked ) No! This has to be a mistake! I didn't get my spin-off series yet! (Chef last marshmallow at B) NOOOOOO! (she start running as Chef go after her)
Sam only look down sadly as Issac put hand on his shoulder
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Sam: Man I can't believe Dakota's gone. I was ready to repeatedly ask her out and get turned down all season (sigh)
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Scene cuts to the pier, where Dakota was on the Hurl of Shame
Chris: Any last words before you ride the hurl of shame Dakota
Dakota: Um. Yeah first of all-(Chef pulls the lever and Amy flies off, screaming)
Chris: It was a rhetorical question , two hurls down, 17 to go! Who will t be eliminated next? Tune in and find out on Total! Drama! Revenge of the Island!
-VOTES-
Dakota: B
Ace: Dakota
Issac: Dakota
Scott: Dakota
Jenna: Dakota
Dawn: Dakota
Sam: B
B: Dakota
Lighting: Dakota
-RESULTS-
Dakota: 7 votes
B: 2 votes
-ELIMINATION TABLE-
19. Staci, The Compulsive Liar (Toxic Rats)
18. Dakota, The Fame-Monger (Toxic Rats)