Episode 9: Runaway Model
Chris: (recap last episode) "Last time on Total Drama Revenge Of The Island, 12 campers fight against the island wildest beast, and the Maggots came out of top sending again the Rats to Losertown, of course Scott try to put the blame on Dawn but Jenna save her by voting herself off the game, now Team Rats vs Team Maggots, will the Rats step up their game before they are left with one man less?
Chris is seen on the dock with Chef
Chris: Let's hope not, there's nothing more entertaining than a man down (suddenly Chef is grabbed by the the mutant frog tongue) Find out here, right now, on Total! Drama! Revenge Of The Island!
(Theme Song plays)
First two spotlights appears the first light appears to be bent in many places, while the second light has cobwebs around it then two cameras pops out of a toxic waste bin, and out of a hole in a tree with a tentacle around it, respectively
Dear Mom and Dad I'm doing fine,
You guys are on my mind.
The camera moved throughout the camp, passing the interns carrying a totem while being whipped by Chris. The camera climbed to the top of the cliff and humped down into the water where Cameron was seen drowning, the camera soon show that he is rescued by B, who was in a canoe with a mechanical fishing pole, with Nate and Jenna floating behind him on a surfboard, suddenly Cameron is flung into the woods with so much force that his underwear falls on B's head, making Nate worry for him, while Jenna can help but laugh at B
You asked me what I wanted to be
and now I think the answer is plain to see,
I wanna be famous.
The camera shows Jo hitting a punching bag, only to stop when Cameron falls on her arms, but she drop him as she saw Brick jogging past her, Fabia is drawing Dawn meditating with the animals until a mutant gopher rise under Fabia making both girls run screaming
I wanna live close to the sun,
Go pack your bags, 'cause I've already won,
The camera goes over to the waterfall where Zoey and Mike are in a raft; the former noticeably mad while the latter is acting like his alternate personality, Svetlana. Then their raft goes over the edge of the waterfall, and they fall out. Lightning is repeatedly lifting a massive log like a weight while he stands on a larger log that is spread out over a gorge. The raft falls past behind him while Zoey and Mike land on the log that he is lifting. The weight of all three of them causes the log underneath Lightning to break, and they all fall off-screen
Everything to prove, nothing in my way
I'll get there one day.
Scott, leaning against the confessional, laughs at their misfortune until Fang comes out and scares him off, the camera then moves over to Chef's kitchen where he pulls a pair of earmuffs out of a pot of soup, quickly putting them on before looking behind him with an annoyed expression. The camera pans over to Staci at the counter, babbling away until Chef shoves a spoon of food into her mouth to shut her up making, Ace and Isaac sigh relieved, but then Ace turns irritated and saw Anne María spraying herself, he tries to stop her, but she spray him covering the camera
Cause, I wanna be famous!
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na!
The pans outside where Jo beat Brick in their race while on the Dock of Shame, Sam is playing on his Gameguy with Knuckles watching until it's snatched away by a sasquatch. Sam and Knuckles tries to take it back but to no avail
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na!
Dakota then grabs the camera and moves it over to her, where she kisses the lens, leaving a pink lipstick stain, an intern briefly appears to wipe it off, Dakota begins posing and blowing kisses, then a bucket of water is dumped on her from above, and when she looks up angrily, it is revealed to be Chris on a jet pack, the burst of fire from his jetpack transitions the scene from day to night, where Mike and Zoey are holding hands until Chef comes over in a HazMat suit, holding a pair of tongs that holds the Marshmallow of Toxic Loserdom, Mike and Zoey quickly retract from the dangerous marshmallow
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous
Whistling theme
The camera zooms out to show the entire cast around the campfire
(Theme songs end)
The episode begins by showing outside the communal bathrooms, where Cameron, Knuckles and Mike were near the door, both wanting to pee
Cameron: (knocking on the door) Can we come in now?
Knuckles: yeah you have been there for ten minutes!
Anne Maria: (inside) keep your panties on
Inside the bathrooms were all the remaining girls, except Dawn
Anne Maria: (watching Zoey fix her hair) Wow, looks like Princess Leia lost a scissor battle?
Zoey: It's actually Queen Amidala
Anne Maria: More like Queen Amidorker (she start spraying again making the girls cough)
Anne Maria: (touch her steel like pouf) now that is how you do hair
Jo: I'll pass on the frilly girly hair care thank you (she pulls a razor and start shaving in front of the other girls, and they watch in shock)
Fabia: (disgusted) I'm gonna require some therapy after that
Then we cut to the Rats boys cabin
Brick: fellow Rats we are going to stop those Maggots or we are a team of men
Lighting: to team men
All: team men
Sam: men till the end
Lighting: (disgusted) Yeugh!
Scott: Yeesh! What's with the circus thumb?!
Sam held up his right hand and looked at his thumb. A large wart-like protrusion was situated on his knuckle.
Sam: Oh! This thing? That's 10 years of gaming, right there!
Lighting: (unimpressed) Video games? Listen champ, we are men! You are a flabby couch potato!
Sam: flabby (offended) hey! Us gamers are athletes, too! We've got keen hand-eye coordination! Cat-like reflexes! Here, I'll show you!
Sam walked to the corner of the room and picked up a baited mousetrap. He placed it in the center of the room. The others watched closely.
Sam: Ha-ha! Come to papa, cheesy! (He held up his hand. Then, in a split-second, he snatched the cheese off the trap without setting it off) boom!
The other male Gophers were impressed.
See, guys? I got skills, too! We totally got this!
Brick: We're counting on it, soldier!
Lighting: GO TEAM MEN!
Dawn: good morning team
Lightning fell to the ground startled by Dawn sudden appearance
Brick: good morning Dawn
Sam: (embarrassed) oh... sorry I forgot you were still here
Dawn: it's OK, believe or not it's not the first time that happen (she goes)
Scott: it's really OK for us to call us team men with she still on team?
Dawn: (outside) I don't mind
Confessional
Dawn: if this "team men" thing help with the team morale then I don't mind, (serious) but that doesn't mean I going to allow Scott to take advantage of that
End of Confessional
Chris: (over PA) it's challenge time campers, meet me on the other side of the island
Then we cut to the campers, in some bleachers, in front of the same Talent Show stage from the first season, only this time with a runway
Mike: (approaching Zoey) hey Zoey, really like your hair
Zoey: let me guess your character Vito likes Anne Maria's hair (point to Anne Maria who hasn't notice the woodpecker pecking her hair
Confessionals
Zoey: I really thought Mike was a nice guy, but he's either he's into me or Anne Maria, pick a side OK?
Mike: my multiple personalities are messing things up with Zoey. Especially Vito! I never thought I'd have so much trouble just keeping my shirt on!
Fabia: I really feel sorry for Mike and Zoey, and it's not helping that Anne Maria doesn't realize that Vito is just a personality, but then again she wouldn't care anyway
End of Confessionals
Then Chris with his jetpack descends on stage, he was wearing a suit, sunglasses and his hair was painted white, Chef in his pink dress takes the jetpack from him
Chris: Welcome to your challenge, The Weird and Wild Fashion Spectacular! (pulls out a fan while fanning himself)
Anne Maria: Fashion? Now you're talking
Jo: (rolling her eyes) Fashion, waste of time
Anne Maria: says the girl who wears men's prison sweats!
Jo: (mad) hey! No one needs to be reminded that I'm a girl!
Lighting: (confused) sorry who's a girl?
Knuckles: (to Jo) except for Lightning!
Chris: (honking the horn) zip it, none of you will be walking the catwalk, no, no amount of fashion can help you people
Confessional
Knuckles: the sad part of that is that is true, at least for me
End of Confessional
Chris: here's how's gonna work, each team has a make-up kit and wardrobe, and ten minutes to dress and make up a model , who will be sent to the runway to be judged by myself, Chef, and today's Total Drama Classic competitor... Lindsay!
Lindsay gets out of a suitcase, who looked the same, only her boots were light blue
Lindsay: Yay! Do you like my special fashion judge shoes? (she holds her leg towards the others)
Zoey: Wow, we can dress a real model!
Chris: uh-huh, after they catch one
Jo: Catch a model? It's child's play, the way they eat, they'll pass out after three steps
Chris: Did I say human models? Don't think so, no, your models are THERE! (points to the forest where a loud roar is heard) they're wild, they're mutated, and like me...they despite teenagers.. (campers gulp) Okay, fashionistas, go! (horn sounds and everyone starts running towards the woods)
Then we cut to the woods, where the campers were looking for an animal, Zoey, Fabia and Anne Maria were looking up a tree at a frog with three eyes, until Mike lunges at it and takes it in his hand, until in an instant it disappears and then appeared on Mike's head, and then disappeared along with him and appeared high up in the sky, the frog disappearing before Mike screamed and fell to the ground
Then we see Lighting near a giant tortoise shell, and when he kicked his tail, a giant tortoise came out of the shell, grabbed Lighting and punch him away
Then we see Cameron hiding in a bush and looking at an ordinary beaver, after a few seconds he praised it.
Cameron: Gotcha!
The beaver then stands up and it is revealed that it was attached to a mutant light fish with two legs, which roared at Cameron, and soon he, Jo and Knuckles start fleeing from the mutant that was chasing them
Then we see Scott walking through the woods until she finds a slice of pizza, inside a circle of rope
Scott: Pizza, who's doing this here? (Notices Fang hiding in a tree holding an ax and near a rope, waiting anxiously) Too bad this has pepperoni, otherwise I would have eaten it all (Scott walks away , Fang facepalmed and walked over to the pizza and started taking the pepperoni bits off it, as Scott sneaked up and started cutting the rope with Fang's tooth and the rope snapped, sending Fang grabbing his arm, Scott walks up to the slice of pizza and takes it) Oh, great, no pepperoni... (eats the pizza, as he leaves and Fang growls at him from above)
Then we cut to a giant two-headed rabbit fighting several mutant beavers while a squirrel was shooting lasers at it, and then a giant crab joined the fight, Mike, Zoey, Anne Maria and Fabia were watching this from afar
Mike: so, which one do we choose?
Zoey: well maybe should be find something that can't kill us, I guess...
Fabia: I'm pretty sure we won't have that kind of luxury
Chis: (over PA) and you're right five minutes left!
Cameron: (off camera) Guys, look!
Cameron was pointing to a small maggot eating from a leaf on a log
Cameron: how about that slimy maggot, the one that's the size of a beagle (Then points to a larger maggot that spits slime on the ground) it'd be a cinch to catch and dress, we could just slide it down the runaway
Knuckles: (grinning) that could work!
Jo: killer idea bubble boy
Anne Maria: all right step aside and let me work this maggot gotta look banging
Then we cut to the Rats huddled in the woods
Scott: come on guys there's gonna to be something on this island that we can catch
Brick: maybe we can ask Dawn to convince one of the mutant ms here
Dawn: I tried that already
Scott: (startled) AHHHH! stop doing that that!
Dawn: I'm afraid no soul in the forest is willing to help us with this challenge
Sam: the big ones?
Dawn: nope
Brick: how about the small ones?
Dawn: no
Lighting: anything?!
Dawn: well... nope
Scott: AHA! I hear a 'well' what is it?
Dawn: (nervous) Well, maybe there is something we can dress
Lighting: great what is it?
Dawn: (stuttering) a sas... sasqu...
Sam: a sasquatch?
Dawn visibly flinched at Sam's answer
Brick: where?
Sam: (looking at Sasquatchanakwa heading to his cave) right over there
Scott: easy we can just have Dawn to talk to...
Dawn: NOOOOOO!
Scott: (mocking) you are not afraid of sasquatches are you?
Dawn: (stuttering) y.. yes
Sam: but Dawn you have a way with all sorts of animals!
Dawn: that's because they're not sasquatches!
Brick: (disbelievingly) come on! We've seen you talk to a dragon like chicken like it was nothing!
Lighting: And a big frog!
Dawn: yes! Because they weren't sasquatches!
Scott: (demanding) oh come on it's just a monkey, just go already
Brick: hey, is obvious that Dawn's really afraid, so let's look another way
Sam: I don't know, how do we get him on stage dressed on time then?
Brick: Firepower! The only way to take down a formidable target, come on
As the Rats run Dawn approach Brick
Dawn: thanks
Brick: no problem, I know what is to be forced to face your fear like that, besides a soldier always support it's comrades
Confessional
Brick: I always thought that a soldier should always support it's fellow members when they are emotionally distressed
End of Confessional
Then we go back to the stage, where Brick was putting a lot of glue on a duffel bag
Brick: men, and Dawn, you're looking at a live DDB, Detonating Duffel Bag, it can forcibly dress any target within a 60-foot last radius, clothes, glue, and little bit of fertilizer We'll just blast the duds on him
Lightning: (bumping fists with him) now that is how a man get dressed
Sam: (checking the bag) army boots, puffy vest, jock straps?! (pulls out a jock strap full of glue) guys, it's a fashion show! We need chic sophisticated looks and I know just who to talk to (gigging)
Back with the Maggots, Anne Maria had finished her work with the worm, now he was dressed like a rapper
Anne Maria: oh yeah, do I got style or what? (The worm vomits slime on the ground)
Mike: um... I agree with the maggot
Fabia: I won't lie, I saw it coming (Anne Maria frowns)
Chris: (over PA) three minutes remaining
Jo: We're running out of time!
Zoey: Um, if you guys don't mind I'll take a crack at it
Anne Maria: (growls)
Knuckles: No problem
Fabia: Do your best, Zoey
Jo: and why don't you help?
Fabia: I'm not really good on the fashion department or the sewing department
Confessional
Fabia: a few years ago I tried to sew a sweater for the winter, ten minutes later I end up being a yarn mummy, and I still don't know how it happened
End of Confessional
We cut to the clearing in the woods, where Chris was relaxing in a beach chair and sipping a drink, while watching Dakota roll over a barrel of toxic waste.
Chris: Dakota, when you're done cleaning up the environment, could you get me another drink? thanks
Dakota growled in annoyance until she saw Sam running near the field
Sam: Dakota hey (panting) can I help
Dakota: aw, you're such a gentleman
Soon after that Sam farted and laugh in embarrassment, and then sighb
Sam: (moving the barrel) do you think you could give me some fashion tips? I mean you're so well put together even when working with toxic waste
Dakota: you want my advice really? no one ever asked me for my advice, sure I'd be happy to help (grabs him close to her) okay this is mayor top secret like three whole seasons ahead secret (whisper on his ear) stripes they are so on trend
Sam: (excited) stripes of course (walks away) thanks Dakota you are an angel (Dakota blush)
Meanwhile with The Maggots...
Zoey: (Finishing to dress the worm.) there what do you think? to much? to little? be honest, unless you hate it?
Cameron: wow Zoey not bad
Anne Maria: (bitter) it's not good either
Fabia: (glaring) it's better than you did (Anne Maria glares back)
Confessional
Jo: (confused) OK, what's the deal with blueberry ever since the egg challenge she has been antagonizing tanzilla, not that I complain, but still what's the deal
Fabia: it's simple the more Anne Maria hates me the more I drift her apart of Mike and Zoey, it's not the best strategy but it's OK because since her attitude and constant spraying are really annoying no one on the team really likes her
End of Confessional
Chris: (over PA) One minute!
Jo: it's fine we're not spending all day on this let's get back to Chris
Back with The Rats, they were now near the cave entrance
Lightning: (holding up the bag) the stripped duffel bomb is ready for the big game, go long (throws the bag at Sam)
Sam starts running and throws the bag into the cave, the yeti is seen sitting on a couch quietly watching TV, until the bag falls into his lap and he looks at it curiously just before it explodes, the yeti roars were heard at full volume and The Rats screamed in fear
Sam: Oh oh...
Then we cut back to the stage, where the lights come on, where a bear with three eyes and a laser squirrel are watching from afar, Chris walks onto the catwalk
Chris: it's freaky forest fashion time (to the Maggots) Maggots, show me something fierce, Chef drop that needle
The Chef turns on a record player that starts playing trendy music, the Maggots stood in front of the stage and showed their model
Anne Maria: this gorgeous plus-sized maggot...(points to a mutated maggot gliding down the runway, she was wearing a red dress with white polka dots, and a big blonde hairdo.) is showing us a bold retro fashion like no other her swank new hairdo perfectly complements a dynamite vintage 60s go-go dress (bows in disgust)
Chris: a little gross what with all the oozing and squirming I give it an 8.5. (pulls out a card that had the same score, and Fabia, Mike, Zoey and Cameron cheer)
Chef gave it an 8.0 and Lindsay gave it a 1.8, much to the surprise of the maggots.
Maggots: what?!
The maggot spits all over Chef's face, Lindsay looks at her card.
Lindsay: Oops, I put it backwards (turns the card over to reveal an 8.1, the clearly disgusted Chef turns his card over to reveal an 0.8.)
Chris: Okay, show me what you got, Rats... (music starts playing but no one comes on stage) Rats?
Suddenly, Sam comes out screaming with the other companions who accompanied him, and they ran to the end of the catwalk
Sam: (pointing back) as you can see yeti is wearing a smart bohemian stripped ensemble! (Sasquatchanakwa storms onto the stage, wearing a green shirt with horizontal white stripes and orange shorts, then the yeti walks up and Lightning jump off the stage as Sasquatchanakwa throws Dawn offstage, punch Scott and Brick off the stage, and then picks up Sam) the outfit consist on a variety of garments applied forcefully to random parts of his body!
Lindsay: That thing is huge! (Sasquatchanakwa roars offended by that, looking at his body)
Dakota: (just arriving) ew, horizontal stripes?! Sam I meant vertical stripes, horizontal stripes make you look fat!
Sam: they do? (Sasquatchanakwa looks at his shirt and a lump appears in his belly)
Chris: true it hardly complements Sasquatchanakwa's husky physique (Suddenly a bounch of paparazzi start taking pictures of the yeti)
Dakota: "Hey, what are you guys doing I called you to take pictures of ME!"
Because of the camera flashes, the yeti drops Sam and he soon goes berserk and destroys all his clothes on
Lindsay: Chris's right, stripes are-(Suddenly Sasquatchanakwa grabs her and steals Chris's jet-pack and starts flying through the air with her) HELP! (She and the yeti headed to Boney Island)
Chris: (concerned) wow, will Lindsay survive? And am I legally liable if she doesn't? Find out after the break
(Commercial Break)
We now cut to Chris on the dock, who was on the phone and looking worried
Chris: (on phone) what do you mean I'm liable if Sasquatchanakwa eats Lindsay it's not my fault she's delicious! (Notices the campers looking at him) gotta go (He hangs up the phone and looks at the campers) Alright for your next challenge the two teams will compete to rescue Lindsay, (the campers look at each other not really amused by that) yep that's it everyone grab a canoe and head to Boney Island (everyone starts heading towards the canoes) it's all good
Then we cut to the two teams in a canoe, paddling across the lake
Scott: (glaring at Sam) way to go with the fashion tips
Sam: (lying in the canoe) I'm sorry guys, I haven't played a video game for so long my brain's not working (he looks at some ducks and start hallucinating as the ducks suddenly took an 8-bit appearance with a target on them) uh did you guys see that just now?
Scott: see what?
Suddenly, a great fog envelops the canoes and the teams arrive at Boney Island
Then we headed into the woods, where Jo, Zoey, and Scott were running around trying to find Lindsay.
Zoey: Lindsay, Lindsay, where are you? (Behind her, Scott smiled at him)
Confessional
Scott: Chris is going to merge the teams any day now, and while I still have to deal with Dawn I think it's time to start working with the Maggots (thinking) Zoey's right for the plucking and you ask anybody on the farm back home I'm a great plucker
End of Confessional
Scott: (pretending) Ow! (sees Zoey still running) Ow! (Zoey notices Scott) OW!
Zoey: (stopping) Scott, are you okay?
Scott: this is all my fault!
Zoey: what do you mean?
Scott: my team wanted to force Dawn to talk to Sasquatchanakwa despite being afraid of sasquatches, I tried to convince her but the team didn't let me, either way Lindsay is doomed! (Starts to cry and Zoey comforts him.)
Zoey: don't blame yourself, it'll all work out in the end (Scott smiled)
Confessionals
Zoey: Poor Scott, who knew he had a sensitive side? And also (confused) Dawn is afraid of sasquatches?
Scott: (he was crying and then he looks at the camera and suddenly starts laughing wickedly like crazy until he swallows a flying moth and starts coughing)
End of Confessionals
Cameron: guys , look, Sasquatchanakwa and Lindsay!
On top of a hill, Sasquatchanakwa and Lindsay were sitting, she was comforting him
Lindsay: Don't worry Sasquatchanakwa, the world can't handle a beauty like yours, you're a snowflake, but just like a lot bigger like I mean a lot
Scott: What's all that scaffolding? (On the hill there were several scaffolding)
Chris: (Arriving with Chef and Dakota) I'm turning Boney Island into my personal resort, the health department said it was unfit for human life but I sent the workers anyway, wonder where they went
Knuckles: how about a beaver's stomach
Chris: what?
Everyone looks at Knuckles looking through a pair of binoculars
Knuckles: (toss binoculars) see for yourself man
Chris saw through and saw that indeed the workers were devoured by the beavers
Confessional
Chris: (disturbed) OK that's gonna hunt me for a while
End of Confessional
Lindsay: Don't hurt him, he just has big hairy body issues!
Jo: I hear that... (notices the others' eyes) I mean did you hear that?! He's got issues we've got to take Sasquatchanakwa out
Brick: (grabbing a bag) that's what the Team Rats is going to do! (throws the bag at the yeti) take this, hairball (The bag explodes in front of him and the smoke clears, showing him now in a clown costume, most start laughing at him, and the furious yeti growls in anger and starts stomping on the ground
Dawn: maybe you should stay away from fashion
Brick: yeah I guess it's for best
The footsteps of the yeti caused the scalffolding to lean over, forming a path to climb, the yeti tore off his clown costume and roared in anger
Knuckles: where's a Donkey Kong player when you need it?
Meanwhile with The Rats...
Lightning: (with Scott and Brick) men, we'll make a three-prong play against Sasquatchanakwa, one player on the left, one on the right, and one right in the middle
Brick: (pointing at Sam) what about private pudding?
Scott: gamer boy?! He's useless, look at him, he's in his own little world and Dawn is just a scary puppy now (points to Dawn that is hiding behind a rock)
Sam: (dazed) need game any game (look at his hands now with an 8-bit appearance) whoa
Lightning: team men go! (He, Scott and Brick start running towards the scaffolding)
Zoey: how are we going to rescue Lindsay before they do?
Cameron: perhaps we can send someone prettier than Lindsay lure Sasquatchanakwa away
Anne Maria: oh hey I got the goods but no way am I running up that junk pile in these shoes (Fabia glares at her)
Knuckles: I could go there but I don't think the scalffolding can handle my weight
Fabia: I think I had enough gymnastics experience to climb that thing (Jo pushes her and Zoey catches her)
Jo: Maggots, break out the beauty products, I'm going in!
Confessional
Jo: I do this only for the good of the team, it's not makeup, it's war paint (Starts to play with her hair)
End Confessional
Lightning: yeah go team men (he and Brick start climbing the scaffolding up the tubes, as Scott runs over them) SHA-BAM
Sasquatchanakwa notices several barrels nearby and starts throwing them at the three rats, who were hit and fell to the ground
Sam: (looking at this) What? (from his perspective, everything turns into an 8-bit Donkey Kong game) whoa video game world my ultimate gamer dream come true still one life left it's all on me let's do this (starts running on the scaffolding)
Scott: (impressed) wow soft sir is booking it
Sasquatchanakwa throws the barrels at Sam, who rolled towards him, but started jumping on them
Dakota: Sam, look out!
Sam picks up a hammer that was lying there and starts smashing the barrels as he goes
Meanwhile, with The Maggots, Zoey and Anne Maria was doing Jo's makeup
Jo: Okay you sure this will make me look good, right?
Anne Maria: oh yeah, the only one who could give you a smoking hot makeup job like this, is me
Zoey: or a circus clown...
Anne Maria: (offended) hey
Knuckles: (to Cameron) I have my doubts about this plan
Fabia: (off screen) well good thing I have a plan B
The Maggots turn to see Fabia going into the woods
Jo: hey! where are you going?!
Fabia: looking for Dawn of course, she's the only one who can calm down Sasquatchanakwa, besides this plan already smell like failure
Mike: (looking) whatever the case we should hurry, Sam's making a good time, oh man we're never going (gasp turning into Chester) move for the love of Pete you're not paying the sistine chapel it's just make up (Snatches the brush from Cameroon and pushes Zoey and Anne Maria) step aside! (Starts to do Jo's makeup) damn full kids just get some rouge on her and... there, I done! (Jo pushes him to the ground)
Jo: finally (Everyone here looked at Jo in horror, when Brick saw her, screamed and then passed out on the floor) wow now I know what they mean by drop dead knockout (laughs) Ohhh Sasquatchanakwa, your princess is here!
Cameron: Um, Jo, you should probably look...
Jo: relax, Sasquatchanakwa won't know what hit him
Chester turns back into Mike as he walk back to the group
Mike: wow, what did you guys do to Jo
Zoey: uh what we did to Jo?
Somewhere in the woods Dawn was sitting by a tree felling a little depressed
Fabia: (off screen) Dawn? (Dawn look up to see Fabia approaching her) there you are I have been looking for you I was hoping you could talk to the...
Dawn: (screaming) NOOOOO
Fabia: (surprised) wha... why?
Dawn: (stuttering) I... I
Fabia: you are afraid of sasquatches?
Dawn: (surprised) how did you...?
Fabia: my sister Celine and I work on a rehabilitation center, so I tell when someone is trying to hide a phobia, but then again you probably already know that, with all that aura reading
Dawn: you're right
Fabia: but we really need you to calm down Sasquatchanakwa
Dawn: I know what you said is true but...
Fabia: (put a hand on her shoulder) how about this I will go with you so you don't have to face Sasquatchanakwa alone
Dawn: but if you do that your team will probably vote you off
Fabia: true, but my family's motto is "help those who need it" and while the money could really help the rehabilitation center, helping you is first (extend her hand) so what do say?
Dawn: (took her hand graceful) okay (they both shake hands before heading back)
Confessional
Fabia: I know what I'm doing will probably spell the end of my run in the show, but if I could help Dawn with her fear then that's enough for me
End of Confessional
Sam had meanwhile reached the top of the hill, but he seemed very tired and was dragging the hammer along the ground, and when another barrel jumped, it crashed to the ground
Sam: oh boy could really use a power up
Brick: come on Sam, you almost there
Lightning: go get'em you crazy couch potato
Dakota: you can do it, Sam
Sam got up and grunted as he ran towards Sasquatchanakwa, but he grabbed him by the head and threw him, groaning in pain as he landed face-first in front of his team
Brick: Game over...
Sam: (holding his head up) am I done all my lives
Fabia: (arriving with Dawn) hey what do miss?
Meanwhile, Jo managed to climb the scaffolding and approached the yeti, she looked terrible, her lipstick was all smeared and her makeup was covering the bottom of her eyes
Jo: hey, um, sweet little hairball, feel like a tall glass of gorgeous? (starts posing)
Lindsay: (looking at Sasquatchanakwa) see, that's another what not to do (she and Sasquatchanakwa start laughing at Jo, much to her annoyance)
Jo: hey, what so funny you big ape?! (Goes to the yeti and knocks him away)
Dakota: (approaching Sam) those were some pretty great moves up there
Sam: thanks people doesn't give us gamers so much credit but oh.. (he said before Sasquatchanakwa falls on top of him)
Jo: that will teach you to laugh at a beautiful lady!
Chris: (entering) team Maggot you got immunity (The Maggots cheered, while The Rats groaned)
Lightning: oh come on!
Dawn: (depressed) I guess Scott will get rid of me after all
Fabia: (confused) Scott? why would he want to get rid of you?
Jo: (to Lindsay who was doing her makeup) let me see that (she snatch her pocket mirror and stares at her reflection, horrified, then growls at Mike) just a some rouge, huh? (raises a barrel) hey, Chester, here's some makeover for you! (starts throwing barrels at Mike, who avoids them)
Mike: why did I do? what did I do?
Chris: (laughing) as much as I'd love to let this go on forever, it's time to head back to camp, Rats, you have some voting to do (Scott smirked from afar)
However one of the barrel that Jo have been throwing to Mike hit Sasquatchanakwa angering him again as he roared at Fabia and the Rats
Fabia: (to Jo) seriously Jo?! (she saw Sasquatchanakwa looking at her, and grab before she could run) uh... a little help?!
Dawn: (stuttering) w...wait... do you want a... an apple
Sasquatchanakwa dropped Fabia as he marched over to Dawn. It ripped the fruit out of Dawn's hands, sending her into shivers again. Sasquatchanakwa stuffed the whole thing into its mouth, chewing and swallowing it like a grape. He then seized Dawn. The campers all gasped until they saw what he was really doing. He was cradling Dawn like a baby and stroking her hair like a horse. Dawn looked surprised for a moment, and then she smiled
Confessional
Fabia: (with Dawn at her side) not exactly what I have in mind but at least you get over your fear for sasquatches
Dawn: yeah... I guess... and about what you asked me before
Fabia: you mean Scott?
Dawn: see in the forest after we get back to camp OK?
End of Confessional
Now we cut to the elimination ceremony, where the Rats like the Maggots were sitting there
Chris: well that was a complete fiasco, Brick, you bagged yourself a fashion fail, Dawn your fear for sasquatches really slow down your team and Sam, you just totally dropped the barrel on this one, so one of the Rats is going home tonight but it won't be Lighting, Brick or Scott (throws the regular marshmallows at them) you're all safe!
Lightning: Sha-Sweet! (he eats the marshmallow)
Chris: now then... the Toxic Marshmallow of Loserdom goes to... (Dawn and Sam look concerned, until Chris announces it) Sam
Sam sighs, he screams as the marshmallow is thrown at him but he dodges it and it falls to the ground
Sam: (Gets up) well looks like I'm out of continues, sorry I couldn't been more help to you guys
Dawn: it's OK
Brick: (salutes and stands) Semper-FI
Lightning: Sit down, fool!
Sam salute back, until Chef takes him to the Hurl of Shame
Chris: thank you Chef, now something very special, Mutant Maggots, you're probably wondering why I asked you to sit in on this elimination ceremony...I'll need a strong volunteer from each team
Jo: (stands up) Right here!
Scott: (looks at her and stands up) Ditto!
Chris: Pack your bags!
Zoey: you're hurling them too?
Chris: nah, I don't give people time to pack up before they get hurled these two are switching teams!
(The contestants gasp in shock, as Jo and Scott walk to their new team, looking at each other deviously)
Scott: hey teammate (Zoey looks away while Mike and Fabia looks at them, the latter suspiciously)
Brick: Welcome to the team (offers his hand)
Jo: no welcome to my team (she breaks his hand)
Lighting: oh yeah team man remains 100% dude
Jo: (pokes Lighting's eyes) get your eyes checked jockstrap
Dawn: don't bother, trust me I already tried to tell him you are a girl, but it didn't work
Scene cuts to the Hurl of Shame, with Sam in it looking sad
Chris: any last words before your ride to loserdom
Sam: yeah can I get my handheld game system back now?
Chef shake his head as Sam sigh
Dakota: Sam wait (runs to him)
Sam: hey you came to see my off
Dakota: aww, I'll gonna miss you (takes a piece of paper out of his pocket and hands it to him) here, call me okay?
Sam: I may have lost the game, but I won the heart of the girl of my... DREAAAAMMMMSSS (he is thrown screaming, and the paper falls out of his hands, falling into the arms of a sad Dakota)
Confessional
Scott: I know that I could use Dawn's fear for sasquatches to get rid of her but gamer-boy show some skills so he has to go! Underdog status might make people underestimate him! besides that thing wasn't that tough (the confessional suddenly start shaking)
End of Confessional
Scott looks up to see Sasquatchanakwa holding the confessional look at him angrily
Scott: (nervous) uh can I take that back? (Sasquatchanakwa grabs him and throw him to a tree getting his head stuck on it) I guess that's a no
Chris: (laughing) will Scott make more enemies out of mother nature, and who will be the next loser hurled? how much we can humiliate them first? and will Lightning ever learn the difference between guys and girls
Lighting: (confused off screen) what girl?
Chris: Find out next time on Total! Drama! Revenge Of The Island!"
(End Credits)
Contestants Remaining:
Toxic Rats: Jo, Lighting, Dawn, Brick
Mutant Maggots: Scott, Mike, Zoey, Cameron, Anne Maria, Fabia, Knuckles
-VOTES-
Lighting: Dawn
Dawn: Scott
Brick: Sam
Sam: Brick
Scott: Sam
-ELIMINATION TABLE-
19. Staci, The Compulsive Liar (Toxic Rats)
18. Dakota, The Fame-Monger (Toxic Rats)
17. Ace, The Hotshot (Toxic Rats)
16. B, The Strong, Silent Genius (Toxic Rats)
15. Nate, The Police Appretince (Mutant Maggots)
16. Issac, The Gentleman (Toxic Rats)
15. Jenna, The Hiker (Toxic Rats)
14. Sam, The Nice-Guy Gamer (Toxic Rats)
Author's Note:
And here another episode finished, I really liked the video games references on the episode
And speaking of the games, Sam is eliminated here just like canon, which mean that Dawn is still on the game sadly her will run out soon
Jo and Scott change teams just like canon, but now Dawn is not the only one who is onto him, and for the last confessional with Scott was mostly to explain that he vote for Sam instead for Dawn due to his underdog status, I got that idea alongside Dawn's fear sasquatches from Danicus Green fanfiction "Total Drama Island Recast", really good fanfiction by the way, I recommend it
The next episode will take the campers on a walk through a very dangerous mine, in search of some statues what will happen?