At the headquarters of Joker, Author and Jeanne.
(Everyone is sleeping peacefully, without any signs of trouble)
Joker- (Kicking down the door of his room while pressing the bullhorns, making obscene loud noises that woke everyone up) WAKE UP! EVERYBODY! IT IS TIME!
Author- JOKER! IT'S 6 IN THE GOD-DAMN MORNING! PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SLEEP!
Bakugou- (Growling like the Pomeranian dog he is) SHUT THE F*CK UP!
Jeanne- Joker...
Joker- Oh...sh*t...
(After a careful and brutal beating acted by Jeanne on Joker, everyone is awake and ready to start the day)
Izuku- So...today we're going to see another Rider?
Author- Yes. The Rider Traveler Defender.
Mei- Another baby?!
Jeanne- Yes but still not for you to invent.
Powerloader- Even so, devices that allow Quirkless people to fight on the same par as Pros are both great and dangerous.
Sero- Why? People can now defend themselves against Villain attacks.
Momo- Well, people can abuse the devices for their own gains and what to say that the Villains can get their hands on the devices? They could replicate the technology and we'll have a Rider War alongside Quirks.
Joker- Funny you should mention Rider War...
Author- Joker, no. They don't need to know that...
Kaminari- Know about what?
Jeanne- They're going to know anyway if they're going to see more Riders.
Tsuyu- I get the feeling that one of the Riders is dark.
Author- Well, most of the Riders are dark in their stories. The one that is dark is Ryuki. Kamen Rider Ryuki.
Iida- Dragon Knight?
Jeanne- The Japanese counterpart. Anyway, the storyline split into different timelines. The final episode of the series ends with the main Rider, Kamen Rider Ryuki, dead and the world is overrun by monsters from the Mirror World called Mirror Monsters.
Midnight- That sounds horrible.
Joker- It was horrible. As Author said, every single Rider's storylines are dark. The one we did before? Kamen Rider W? Phillip is the deceased son of the Museum's corporate leader. Shoutarou's boss? Died getting killed by a Dopant, who by the way, is a short form of Mutant Doper.
All Might- That sounds bad.
Aizawa- So what about the next Rider? What is his original counterpart's storyline?
Jeanne- The next Rider's name is Kamen Rider New OOO. Based on Kamen Rider OOO.
Inko- OOO?
Joker- OOO. The King of Desires.
Bakugou- KING?!
Author- Trust me...the price of becoming a King in Kamen Rider OOO is a heavy price. Especially with how many people he lost.
Ochako- Lost? Like killed?
Jeanne- Life is never fair to people. Good or bad. Everyone has to go at some point.
Kirishima- So what is his name?
Joker- The main Rider or the Alternative rider?
Kirishima- The main one.
Author- Hino Eiji.
Joker- Anyway, I think I'll go get the guests for today's preview. (Going into the portal machine)
Mina- So...how is Joker?
Jeanne- He's like a puppy. Nice and cute when calm. A whole Cerberus when angry.
Author- Tell them the time when you got captured by some terrorist group.
Hagakure- Ooh! I want to hear.
(Everyone moved closer to Jeanne to listen to the story)
Jeanne- Well...(Proceed to tell the story)
(At the end, everyone's faces are green and All Might is seen puking blood like usual).
Shoto- That was...eventful.
Miruko- That sounds badass! I want to train with the guy!
Endeavour- How is he still sane?
Author- Who says anything about him being sane?
Mitsuki- He's insane?
Jeanne- He's beyond insanity. If insanity is a person, Joker would beat him with a balloon baseball bat and he'll still go to the hospital for second-degree burns.
Gran Torino- And you like him?!
Author- Most of the heroes tend to ignore the insanity. Works with me.
Jeanne- That's because you're criminally insane as well.
Author- Do I need to remind you of the Last Of Us 2 Craze?
Jeanne- No...
- Do we need to know?
Jeanne- No...
(Just then, Joker came back with a guy and a girl)
Joker- I'm back with the guests!
?- Woah! This is so cool!
?- Different than any places that I've traveled!
Jeanne- Hey, Joker. You've brought the guests!
Joker- That's right! Meet Eiji Hino and his best friend Hina Izumi!
Eiji- Hello, nice to meet you all.
Hina- New friends!
?- These people look more weird than me.
Present Mic- Who said that?
(A dismembered arm came floating beside the two of them).
Jirou- (Stuttering with fear) A...a...a...a...
Setsuna- A dismembered arm that can talk?
Eiji- Ankh, you're scaring these new people.
Momo- How is that thing alive?!
Ankh- I'm a Greed.
Ibara- Like the Seven Deadly Sins?
Hina- It's between a yes and a no.
Author- Basically, a Greed is a type of monster that is made up of Core Medals.
Izuku- (Furiously writing in his notebook) Core Medals?
Eiji- (Taking out a silver coin-like trinket and a red coin-like trinket) The silver Medal is a Cell Medal. Basically what makes up the body of the Greed. The Cell Medal can be abundant and made up of anything, living or non-living. The main thing that holds the Cell Medals together are the Core Medal, which is this red one. This one, alongside eight other Core Medals, holds the Cell Medals together to form the Greed.
Hina- Long ago, the Greeds were perfect as they have complete ten sets of Core Medals. That was before the previous King of Desire took one of each Greeds' Core Medals and broke them, making them imperfect. Ankh is one of them.
Ankh- There are five of us. Five Greeds. Until another one is created in modern times. Anyway, we took care of them.
Jirou- Again, why are you a dismembered arm?
Ankh- I like it better like this. Also...Hina doesn't want me to impersonate her brother.
Hina- It's because it is creepy.
Author- Anyway, we should start with the preview.
Joker- Yes. The preview for the Alternative rider of OOO.
Mei- Eiji-san, where do you get your baby?
Izuku- She means your Driver.
Ankh- He got it from me, who I got it from the previous King Of Desire.
Powerloader- So, it is a magical type of device?
Eiji- Yes. The OOO Driver is a magical type of device.
Jeanne- Can we get with the preview? I think we're dragging this out.
Joker- The Rider Traveler Defender!
Author- Let's go!
(The scene starts with a guy looking at a floating arm)
"Are you prepared to fight for your desire?" The floating arm asked as it is holding a stone device.
"I don't know what is happening but...I know that I need to protect the innocence. That's my desire." The guy said as he takes the stone device.
(The scene then changes to the stone device becoming a futuristic device and the guy latched it on his waist)
"Use this." The floating arm said as it drops three Core Medals. A red Core Medal. a yellow Core Medal and a green Core Medal.
"What are these things?" The guy said as he looks at the three Core Medals.
"Just use them." The floating arm said with exasperation.
"Fine. If it means giving me the chance to save people." The guy said as he inserts the Core Medals into the three slots of the device.
The arm then grabs a ring-like device on the right and gives it to the guy.
"Scan them and said the transformation line." The arm said as it floats beside the guy's head.
"Okay..." The guy said as he grips the ring-like device.
(The scene then changes to the guy donning an armoured suit)
"This is so cool!" The guy said as he looks at his own self.
"Stop gawking and start fighting!" The floating arm said angrily.
(The scene changes to the guy looking at another guy that has the floating arm attached).
"This body is weak but it will have to do for now." The guy with the attached floating arm said as he looks at his body.
"You just hijacked someone's body!" The main guy said with surprise.
(The scene changes to the two of them on a boat).
"My name is Anubis. The Jackal Greed." The guy with the attached floating arm introduces himself to the guy.
"My name is Itadori Nobara. My desire is to travel around the world and also protect any lives that are in danger, regardless of what situation I'm in." The main guy introduces himself with a bright smile.
(The scene then changes rapidly between Itadori and Anubis traveling around the world, fighting off monsters sent by five silhouettes of different colors.)
"My name is Sawa Miyuki and I want to join you two on your adventure!" A teenage girl said as she holds Itadori and Anubis's hands.
"Yes!/No." Itadori and Anubis answered conflictingly as Itadori is happy for another friend while Anubis is angry because of the girl acting as their heavy luggage.
(The scene ends with Itadori facing a male Rider in Egypt).
"Desires are the dark side of humanity and the Greeds will prevail over humanity using desires." The Rider said as he summons two swords.
"Desires are engines for humanity to thrive in and I will not let the Greeds use humanity's desires for their nefarious plans! Because I am Kamen Rider Ne-OOO!" Itadori said as he grips a sword.
(The scene ends with the two clashing and a bright light envelope them).
Kamen Ne-OOO! Coming soon!
(The scene then changes to Itadori and Sawa sitting on a bench in Central Park).
"Is this a date?!" Itadori questioned himself mentally.
"Itadori, is this a date?" Sawa asked innocently.
"THAT'S MY QUESTION!" Itadori asked with surprise.
Author- And that is the preview!
Mei- GIVE ME THE SCHEMATICS!
Joker- Calm down and no. Like Eiji and Author said, the Driver is magical. You can't replicate it.
Jeanne- Also...remember what Momo said. People can abuse the Drivers for their own greed.
Mei- (Sullen expression) Oh...okay...
Joker- (Taking out a bag filled with blueprints) Here. Just to make you happy.
Mei- Blueprints?
Author- Please tell me those are not the Jaegers, Iron Man suits and Spartan armour blueprints?
Joker- She deserves it. I feel bad that she doesn't get to build something here.
Jeanne- That's sweet of you. Even though that ensures our destruction.
Mei- I promise not to do too much damage.
Powerloader- I'll supervise her.
Eiji- That reminds me of so many things.
Hina- Yeah. Ankh...
Ankh- I'm still here.
Eiji and Hina- Oh yeah...
Izuku- So, that's two Riders already. Two with different Drivers.
Bakugou- Big deal! They're still f*cking Quirkless.
Author- Oooh! I'm so close to beating your ass!
Joker- Please...allow me.
Jeanne- And me too.
Nezu- If you guys want, I have a proposition.
Author- I'm listening.
Nezu- Bring any Quirkless hero of your omniverse and have them fight against Bakugou here. If he loses, he has to admit that not all Quirkless people are useless.
Bakugou- HAH! Good luck finding that person! I'll obliterate them!
Eiji- Is he that egoistic?
Uraraka- Yes.
Izuku- He's trying his best. Just...still taking his time.
Joker- Oh...I think I know just the right person for the job. Prepare your a**hole because yours are getting shredded the next preview.
Author- Which will be the Rider Shogun Defender.
Jeanne- Until then, Ja Ne!
Joker- (Calling on a phone-like device) Yeah...the one you hate is here. You're going to come? Great...
All Might- I feel great concern for Young Bakugou.
Aizawa- This will serve as a reminder for Bakugou to remember his place.
Author- See you guys next time!
Joker- SEE YA AND HOPE YOU'LL BE HAPPY TO SEE BAKUGOU'S BUTT GETTING KICKED!