(Hi, this is Jeanne! Sorry for this part but the Author found a mistake in the story and decided to change it. Don't worry, it's a small change but still a change. Also, have you guys watched the Mitchells vs the Machine? It is legit funny and downright awesome! It's on Netflix so be sure to check out! Also, don't worry about the Author! He's fine! He has me and Joker to help him. Until then, Ja Ne!)
At the headquarter of Author, Joker and Jeanne, along with the cast of BNHA.
(Everyone is fully awake to avoid the awakening style of Joker. However, Joker has other plans involving the members of the Bakusquad, Izuku, Uraraka, and Tsuyu).
Joker- Alright, you guys know the plan?
Izuku- Are you sure this is alright?
Uraraka- I agree with Deku-kun. This seems too...weird.
Kaminari- Not for us. We'll follow the teachings of the meme-god.
Mina- Yass!
Sero- We're going to be in trouble but it will be worth it.
Kirishima- We need this. We've been through many bad things. We need something funny for once.
Joker- What they said.
Tsuyu- Kero, I think this will be fun. It will be like playing around.
Izuku- Well, if you say so. I still think we should get another song.
Joker- Aw, pish posh. This is the best song.
(Everyone is sitting down, ready to watch the next preview when Kirishima, Kaminari, Mina, Sero, Izuku, Uraraka, Tsuyu and Joker are standing on stage)
Aizawa- What is going on?
Joker- Jeanne...hit it!
Author- Oh...sh*t! He's not f*cking joking!
Jeanne- Alright! (Hit the jukebox and turning the picked song).
(The song came in and Jirou and Ojiro's eyes went wide)
Jirou- No...!
Ojiro- Not the forbidden song!
Mina- Hi, I'm a muffin!
Kirishima- And it's muffin time!
Kaminari- Who wants a muffin?
Iida- What are they doing?
Izuku- Please, I just wanna die.
All Might- Young Midoriya! What are you saying?
Gran Torino- I knew it! That Joker fellow has corrupted that child's brain with his insanity.
Uraraka- Hey, somebody kill me.
Yaoyorozu- And he got Uraraka and the others too!
Tsuyu- Please, it's muffin time.
Sero- Have you had a muffin today?
Joker- I wanna die, die, die.
Mei- Seems fun!
Powerloader- Mei! That is not normal!
Bakugou- If you really want to die, nerd, I can happily help. (Menacingly smiling hapilly)
Koda- They're doing the lyric prank.
Mt. Lady- Lyric prank? Isn't that old?
Jeanne- Joker is...a special case.
Izuku- Please, I wanna die, die, die.
Uraraka- Die, die, die.
Tsuyu- It's muffin time.
Joker- Cause I wanna die, die, die.
Shoto- Do we stop this?
Author- You can try but Joker will find a way to make this more interesting than it is.
Mina- Please, I wanna die, die, die.
Kirishima- Die, die, die.
Sero- It's muffin time.
Kaminari- Cause I wanna die, die, die.
Aizawa- Alright, I'm stopping it! (Throwing his capture scarf and wrapped all seven of his students and pulling them to him)
Joker- You can't stop the lyric prank train! (Throwing a small hammer that hit the jukebox and changing the song)
Jeanne- Oh god, I love this song!
Joker- Get jazzy on it.
Jeanne- I'm that flight that you get on, international.
Joker- First class seat on my lap girl, riding comfortable.
Author- Oh hell no, we have kids! (Throwing another small hammer towards the jukebox, changing the music)
Joker- Ooh eeh ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang!
Jeanne- Ooh eeh ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang!
Jirou- (Unconsciously singing) Ooh eeh ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang!
Hagakure- (Unconsciously singing too) Ooh eeh ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang!
All Might- My favourite song!
Present Mic- Me too!
Snipe- Word, pardner!
Aizawa- Oh god, we're going to be deaf.
Joker- I told the witch doctor I was in love with you!
Jeanne- I told the witch doctor I was in love with you!
All Might- And then the witch doctor, he told me what to do!
Present Mic and Snipe- He told me ooh eeh ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang!
Joker and Jeanne- Ooh eeh ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang!
Aizawa- Make it stop!
Bakugou- ON IT! (Blasting the jukebox. However, it survived and changed to another song) GOD-F*CKING DAMN IT!
Mitsuki, Rei and Inko- Oh no...not this song!
Midnight- (Joining the song) Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want!
Mirko- (Joining the song) So tell me what you want, what you really really want!
Mitsuki- (Joining the song) I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want!
Rei- (Joining the song) So tell me what you want, what you really really want!
Endeavour, Shoto, Natsuo and Fuyumi- REI?! / MOM?!
Inko- I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really really wanna zigazig ha!
Izuku- (Fully surprised) MOM?!
Joker- If you want my future, forget my past.
Jeanne- If you wanna get with me, better make it fast.
Mina- (Joining the song) Now, don't go wasting my precious time.
Hagakure- (Joining the song) Get your act together, we could be just fine.
Mitsuki and Inko- I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want.
Midnight and Mirko- So, tell me what you want, what you really really want.
Rei- I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really really really wanna zigazig ha!
Aizawa- All of them have been sucked in by Joker's insanity!
Naomasa- I think he's coming for us too!
All singers- If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends, make it last forever, friendship never ends!
Author- Hold on! (Throwing another hammer, hitting the jukebox but it changed the song)
Snipe- Now, this is my kind of song.
Kamui Wood- Me too.
Powerloader- Oh no! He got Kamui and Snipe too!
Joker- Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road, I'm gonna ride til I can't no more.
Jeanne- I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road, I'm gonna ride tul I can't no more.
Snipe- (Joining the song) I got the horses in the back, horse tack is attached, hat is matte black, got the boots that's black to match.
Kamui Wood- (Joining the song) Ridin on a horse, ha, you can whip your Porsche, I been in the valley, you ain't been up off that porch, now.
Joker- Can't nobody tell me nothin.
Jeanne- You can't tell me nothin.
Snipe- Can't nobody tell me nothin.
Kamui Wood- You can't tell me nothin.
Kaminari- Go sing it guys!
Jirou- (Whistles madly)
Vlad King- What is wrong with your students, Aizawa?!
Aizawa- (Getting tired of living) Problem children and problem adults!
All singers- Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road, I'm gonna ride til I can't no more, I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road, I'm gonna ride til I can't no more.
Bakugou- LET ME TRY AGAIN! (Blasting the jukebox but it changed the song) AGAIN?!
Nezu- My favourite one!
Gran Torino- Me too!
All Might- Oh god, the smart one and the sane one have been sucked in by Joker's insanity.
Joker, Nezu, Gran Torino- A little bit of Monica in my life, a little bit of Erica by my side, a little bit of Rita's what I need, a little bit of Tina's what I see, a little bit of Sandra in the sun, a little bit of Mary all night long, a little bit of Jessica here I am, a little bit of you makes me your man!
Tetsutetsu- Let me try! (Hit the jukebox but it changed song) IT DIDN'T WORK?!
All Might- My favourite song!
Endeavour- And mine!
Best Jeanist- Mine too.
Hawks- Can't say I don't like the classic. This one is my favourite mine.
Izuku- All Might?!
Shoto- Dad?!
Tokoyami- Even Hawks?!
Bakugou- Not surprised.
Joker- Tonight, I'm gonna have myself a real good time.
All Might- (Joining the song) I feel alive.
Endeavour- (Joining the song) And the world, I'll turn it inside out yeah.
Best Jeanist- (Joining the song) I'm floating around in ectasy so don't stop me now.
Hawks- (Joining the song) Don't stop me cause I'm having a good time, having a good time!
Joker- I'm a shooting star leaping through the sky like a tiger.
All Might- Defying the laws of gravity.
Hawks- I'm a racing car passing by like Lady Godiva.
Best Jeanist- I'm gonna go, go, go, there's no stopping me.
Endeavour- I'm burning through the sky yeah.
Joker- 200 degrees, that's why they call me Mr. Fahrenheit.
All Might- I'm travelling at the speed of light, I wanna make a supersonic man out of you.
Iida- The insanity has spread!
All Might and Endeavour- Don't stop me now, I'm having such a good time.
Joker- I'm having a ball.
Best Jeanist and Hawks- Don't stop me now, if you wanna have a good time.
Joker- Just give me a call.
All four singers- Don't stop me now.
Joker- Cos I'm having a good time.
All four singers- Don't stop me now.
Joker- I'm having a good time, I don't wanna stop at all, yeah!
Jeanne- Alright, I think it's enough (Hitting the jukebox but it changed song) Can't say I'm not surprised.
Author- Of course, it has to be this song!
Shoji- This is old!
Kaminari- But gold!
Sero- Definitely gold!
Mina- Gold as the Fort Knox!
Joker- Never gonna give you up! Never gonna let you down! Never gonna run around and desert you!
Kaminari, Sero and Mina- Never gonna make you cry! Never gonna say goodbye! Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you!
Author- Let's try this! (Pulling the jukebox's plug, shutting it down)
Joker- And that is all folks!
Author- You've literally wasted our opening with your lyric prank!
Joker- And it was worth it!
Author- Now, we need to move this preview to another time!
Joker- Or...we could continue. I've got the guests here already. (Pointing towards a single guest)
?- So...that was something.
All Might- Who are you?
?- I am Detective Tomari Shinnosuke. A police officer and a Kamen Rider. Kamen Rider Drive.
Yaoyorozu- Kamen Rider Drive?
?- That's right! Shinnosuke and I are Kamen Rider Drive!
Uraraka- Who said that?
Shinnosuke- Him. (pointing towards his futuristic belt)
?- Hello! I am Belt-san! I used to be a human but I was killed. I transfered my consciousness into this belt so I can help Shinnosuke fight against beings called Roidmudes.
Shoto- Roidmudes?
Shinnosuke- Dangerous beings. Their goals is to inflict Permanent Global Freeze. Sort of like having gravity put on max. You can move but slower than anything living. Your death will also feel slower.
Naomasa- Oh god.
Author- Anyway, my Rider is based on his. Kamen Rider NEO-Drive.
Belt-san- NEO-Drive?
Author- Decided to stick with NEO instead of New.
Shinsou- Is every single Rider life a tragedy?
Author, Jeanne and Joker- Yes.
Tsuyu- Kero, that is sad.
Jeanne- They get through but with such hardship.
Joker- So...let's get started.
Jeanne- If it helps, before we end this, we can show them a memory of Joker.
Bakugou- He has memories?! Through all those insanities?!
Author- Yes. He has memories. Some memorable moments as well. And I know which one to show. But first, like Joker said, let's get on the previews!
(The scene starts with a city that was getting attacked by beings made of flesh and metal)
"We are getting reports of Roid-MUTOs attacking the city. So far, the police are holding them back but barely." A news reporter reported the scene as she is with a crew, showing several patrol cars with several officers shooting at the weird beings called Roid-MUTOs.
"We need more help!" One of the officers shouts as she is shooting at one of the Roid-MUTOs.
Just then, a red and black futuristic sport car came flying over the police cars before skidding and crashing through several Roid-MUTOs. A guy came out from the car, holding a futuristic-styled gun. He has a grey suit on and a red tie.
"Looks like we just got here on time!" The guy said as he shoots one Roid-MUTO on the chest, sending it stumbling back.
"Officer Kugisaki! You're here!" One of the officers said with a happy tone as he saw the guy.
(The scene then changes to Officer Kugisaki facing the Roid-MUTOs while holding a Driver that looks like the dash of a racing car)
"Ready to go, Doc?" Officer Kugisaki asked with a smile.
"Yes! Let's go for ride!" The Driver said with a woman's voice as Officer Kugisaki latched it on his waist.
(The scene then changes to Officer Kugisaki in a Rider form that is similar to Drive but the wheel's placement changed from being a single wheel across the chest to two smaller wheels on the wrists)
"Kamen Rider NEO-Drive is here to do justice!" Officer Kugisaki and the Doc spoke in unison as the helmet's compact eyes blink from each word spoken.
(The scene then changes to Officer Kugisaki holding a box and he's standing in front of an opened room where there is a group of people, three guys and two girls, walking around in a mess of a room)
"So...this is the Special Roid-MUTO Prevention Unit?" Officer Kugisaki asked as he looks at the people.
"It's not much but these people are our help." Doc said as she spoke from inside the box.
(The scene then changes to Officer Kugisaki and one of the women in his car as they're driving to a crime scene)
"Why didn't you stay with your previous department?" The woman asked curiously.
"Because they only care about image and I was getting nowhere with my search." Officer Kugisaki said.
"Search?" The woman asked.
"He's searching for his mother's killer." Doc said as she is attached to the dashboard.
(The scene then changes to Officer Kugisaki talking with the team)
"Officer Tatsumi has been with us for a while. Like you, she is trying to find the killer of her brother. She believed that a Roid-MUTO killed him." One of the guys said as Officer Kugisaki looked at Officer Tatsumi, who is looking through several files.
(The scene then changes to Officer Kugisaki, in his Rider form, facing another male Rider that looks makeshift)
"A Roid-MUTO Rider?!" Officer Kugisaki said with surprise.
"I am Kamen Rider NEO-GearZ. The protector of Roid-MUTOs." The mysterious Rider said as he takes out two futuristic gun-like devices before clashing with Officer Kugisaki.
(The scene changes again with Officer Kugisaki, in his civilian form, and Officer Tatsumi meeting with another person who has a white racer jacket, white sports shirt and blue jeans in the office)
"Yo! Heard that the unit needs another Rider's help! My name is Shouta Goro!" The guy said with a bright smile and a mix of English and Japanese.
"You're a Rider too?" Officer Kugisaki asked as he looks at the new guy.
"And a photographer too." Shouta said with a smile again.
(The scene changes again to Officer Kugisaki, in his Rider form, facing three Roid-MUTOs that looked more sophisticated)
"We're not going to let you destroy any more of our friends!' The red Roid-MUTO roared with anger as he and Officer Kugisaki clashed)
(The scene changes to Officer Kugisaki facing a gold and silver version of himself)
"Your voice! You're my mother's killer!" Officer Kugisaki roars with pure hatred.
"And Officer Tatsumi's brother's killer too. Pleasure to meet you." The mysterious Rider said with an arrogant and aristocratic tone.
(The scene then ends with Officer Kugisaki, Shouta and the Roid-MUTO Rider facing the killer Rider at a large building and behind the killer Rider is a massive machine that is sparking with energy)
Kamen Rider NEO-Drive! Coming soon!
(The scene then shows Officer Kugisaki and Officer Tatsumi in a cafe)
"When we're out of office hours, you can call me Shirohime." Officer Tatsumi said as she drinks her Boba Tea.
"And when we're out of office hours, you can call me Reigo." Officer Kugisaki said as he eats his fries.
"For god's sake, get a room!" Shoto screams from a few tables over, getting the two to glare at him.
Author- And that is the preview!
Belt-san- It's nice to see that there are more Riders like us, protecting their worlds from evil.
Izuku- (Writing in his notebook) Interesting. So, the monsters he fights is a combination of organic and non-organic beings.
Uraraka- Where did he get...?
Iida- I learn to not ask.
Endeavour- Big deal, I could beat some of these guys. They don't even have Quirks.
All Might- I don't know, Enji. You saw what happened with Young Bakugou.
Endeavour- Hah! That pipsqueak is not Pro like me!
Jeanne- Want to bet?
Endeavour- Bring any heroes and I'll bring them to their knees.
Author- Guess he's serious.
Joker- And I know which ones will go perfectly with beating Flaming Trash's ass. (Showing Author and Jeanne a list on a piece of paper)
Jeanne- Oh...these will go nicely against Endeavour.
Author- (Looking nervous) A little over-kill, doesn't it?
Joker- Nope! They're just right! Especially the last one!
Nezu- Somehow, I feel a disturbance in the force.
Mina- Anyhow, how about that Joker memory?
Jeanne- Yeah! I got it! (Holding a small memory stick before sticking it in the laptop that connects to a projector)
Author- (Recognise the memory stick) Oh no...!
Naomasa- I'm guessing that memory stick has some...questionable files.
Author- Questionable is an understatement. Jeanne, where did you get that memory stick?!
Joker- I got it from one of your forbidden rooms!
Yaoyorozu- You have forbidden rooms?!
Author- They are locked for good reasons!
Joker- You shouldn't leave the keys underneath your pillow?
Aizawa- Really? Under your pillow?
Author- It's either that or inside a safe within another safe, inside another safe, locked in a metal treasure chest and stored inside a nuclear bunker in Wyoming.
Jeanne- You do realise that Joker can break through anything.
Author- And that's why I thought underneath my pillow is safe. Because it's the least expected place he will try to find the keys.
Sero- How many forbidden rooms do you have?
Author- So many, I couldn't count.
Joker- Don't worry, I can bring you guys to any of those rooms.
Author- No...you're not. They're going to go insane from even seeing one of those doors!
Present Mic- Please, we still need them sane. They're already a problem normally.
Joker- Fine! I'll not bring them to any of those forbidden rooms.
Jeanne- I found the memory! (Showing the video file)
Joker and Author- (Exclaiming) OH YES! / OH NO!
Hawks- I feel like the memory we're going to see is Joker-level insanity.
Author- It's because the memory we'll see is one of the adventures that Joker, Jeanne and I went on. Specifically, in Las Vegas.
All Might- Las Vegas? Why were you guys in Las Vegas?
Jeanne- Because we want to do a Vegas-styled marriage but it failed because someone decided to insult several Elvis impressionists.
Author- It's not my fault that they don't have the same hairstyle!
Joker- For once, I was not insane but the next part is the best part.
Jeanne- Let's watch it!
(The projector shows Jeanne and Author getting surrounded by a large crowd of people in different articles of clothing)
Jeanne- I knew that I should have not brought you here! Why did you go insulting the Elvis impressionists?!
Author- WELL, I'M SORRY! IF I KNEW THAT MY WORDS COULD HURT PEOPLE, I SHOULD HAVE WORE A FACE-MASK TO SHUT MY MOUTH!
All Might- Again...why insult them?
Author- Like I said, I've seen the real Elvis.
Jeanne- Well, looks like we're going get mobbed here.
?- HEY! UP HERE!
(Everyone looked up and saw Joker cannon-balling from the top of a building before landing in between Jeanne, Author and the mob)
Jeanne- JOKER!
Author- JOKER?!
Kirishima- Why are you surprised to see him there?
Jeanne- Because Author left him to fend against several guards.
Joker- People! Don't harm them! They're my friends! They don't mean any harm!
Elvis Impersonator #1- He insulted my clothes! I worked hard on these!
Jeanne- And he is very sorry about it!
Author- No...I don't.
Joker- (Whispering) Not helping man...
Elvis Impersonator #2- Let's mob them!
Joker- Alright, before you mob us...I have something to show you guys...
(Everyone is confused. Even the watchers)
Author- Better avert your eyes, Jeanne...
(Joker then changes his clothes to Samba attire and music starts blaring from the speakerphones as he starts dancing insanely)
Momo- (Deadpanned stare) Really?
Mina- OH MY GOD! HE'S DOING THE MASK!
Kaminari- Oh yes! The legend!
Joker- They call me Cuban Pete! I'm the king of the rumba beat! When I play the maracas, I go chick-chicky boom, chick-chicky boom!
(At the same time, some of the mob are following the beat)
Naomasa- Are you serious?
Gran Torino- Got hand it to him. He knows how to defuse a situation.
Joker- Yes, sir, I'm Cuban Pete! I'm the craze of my native street! When I start to dance, everything goes chick-chicky boom, chick-chicky boom!
(More of the mob are dancing to the beat)
Joker- The Senoritas, they sing and they swing with terampero. It's very nice! So full of spice!
(He starts doing insane dance trick on one pole, impressing the mob)
Joker- And when they dance in, they bring a happy ring that era keros! Singin' a song! All the day long!
(He then proceeds to swing from the pole towards two female dressed in Power-Girl and Scarlet Witch costumes and proceed to dance with them)
Joker- So, if you like the beat! Take a lesson from Cuban Pete! And I'll teach you to chick-chicky boom, chick-chicky boom!
(He dance with them before hypnotising them with his insanity)
Power-Girl and Scarlet Witch Impersonators- He's really a modest guy! Although, he's the hottest guy! In Havana! In Havana!
Joker- Si, Senoritas, I know that you would like to chick-boom chick!
The Mob- It's very nice! So full of spice!
(Joker proceed to bring the two impersonators on top of a car, dancing with them)
Joker- I'll place my hands on your hips, and if you will just give me your hand! Then, we shall try! Just you and I!
The Mob- Ole! (As they captured the two impersonators being thrown by Joker off the car)
Iida- That is highly inappropriate!
Author- Oh shut it! He's helping me escape from the brutal mob!
Joker- I-yi-yi! If you like the beat! Take a lesson from Cuban Pete! And I'll teach you to chick-chicky boom! Chick-chicky boom! Chick-chicky boom!
(He then started to do the conga line with the mob, leading them away from Author and Jeane)
Jeanne- Quick! They're distracted!
Author- For once, I'm really glad that I've met you guys!
(They then went to one car and turn the engine on)
Jeanne- Joker! LET'S GO!
Joker- (Smiles annoyingly) GOODBYE AND THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
(He then proceeds to fly into the air before landing in the zooming car as they escape the mob that are still distracted)
Everyone- IT WORKED?!
Joker- Like a glove!
Jeanne- Next time, we're not going to bring you with us.
Joker- But I was going to throw him off the Himalayas!
(The screen shuts off and everyone looked at Joker with fear)
Joker- What?
Izuku- You were going to throw the Author off the Himalayas?
Jeanne- He wasn't serious...
Uraraka- That's good...
Jeanne- Because I was the one who threw him off. And off a plane.
Uraraka- THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT BETTER!
Joker- All while saying the GET OFF MY PLANE! line. (Wiping away a single tear) It was...beautiful.
Midnight- I can see why you two fit together.
Author- Anyway, next Friday will be the last Rider! The Rider Student Defender!
Aizawa- A student? Becoming a fighter? What an illogical action.
Joker- Trust me...the world...it's not a safe place. Everyone needs to learn how to defend themselves and...let's just say when we first met the Rider, he had a tough time...
Jeanne- Yeah...I remember.
Momo- Something tragic?
Author- Quite. Anyway, also look out for us on AO3 and...Wattpad! The Wattpad account has no stories yet but there will be!
Shinosuke- Hold on...I was still bamboozled by everything I've just witnessed!
Belt-San- Me too! And I'm a belt!
Jeanne- You'll get used to it. Until then, Ja Ne!
Author- See you guys next time!
Joker- SEE YA!
(This is the Author. I managed to get a private voice-over in. Anyway, the list of songs used in this chapter is as follows...
1. The Muffin Song- TomSka.
2. Talk Dirty- Jason Derulo.
3. Witch Doctor- Cartoons.
4. Wannabe- Spice Girls.
5. Old Town Road- Lil Nas X ft Billy Ray Cyrus.
6. Mambo No. 5- Lou Bega.
7. Don't Stop Me Now- Queens.
8. Never Gonna Give You Up- Rick Astley.
9. Cuban Pete- Jim Carrey.
...Well, that's all. Also, don't worry! I'm fine! More updates will come soon!)