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Sekhmet: She's here!
Susano-o: *Does italian finger gesture* OH IT'S A ME! LORENZO ZEPPEI! A-PIZZA PIZZA RAVIOLI LASAGNA SPAGHETTI!
Sekhmet: Ok don't get too into it, we'll alienate our Italian viewers. Man, we really dated ourselves with this meme.
Susano-o: Like half our memes are dated and Lorezno is such a stereotype we could do anything and it would be accurate to his character.
Sekhmet: He makes Yuko embarrassed to have an "uncle" from Brooklyn. (Laughs) Before we get on with it, make sure to read this chapter before reading the fourth chapter of smut. Context clues are here. Anyway, on with the show!
Duel 37: How Italians Lose Duels
The following weeks were a chaotic mess as the island was practically torn in two by the two competing armies, battles lines were drawn, territories were established, the island become one massive battleground. Needless to say, classes were hell.
"Dumbass says what," Rose muttered towards Chazz.
"What did you say?" Chazz snarled, and the Black Knights laughed.
"Nothing dumbass," Rose chuckled as she snuggled into her arms. "Now shut up, I'm trying to nap."
Chazz grit his teeth, but remained silent. Yuko looked to Syrus. "How's it feel to be the worst cultist ever, huh?"
"Shut up, your mother buys you mega blocks instead of legos." Syrus fired back. The Society members all went ooooh.
"You fuckin take that back." Yuko growled.
"Syrus there's only one thing you're good for," Rose said from her arm pillow. "And that's the fact I don't have to bend my knees for you to suck my dick."
The Black Knight's response to this could have been a reaction gif it was so over the top.
"Settle down students," Camula said looking over the raving Black Knights. "Chazz you have detention."
"What!?" Chazz yelled. "What did it do!"
"Caused a riot," Camula said before turning to teach the class, ignoring Chazz's yells of protest.
….
The Society was not sure what to make of Rose's new army, their actions ranged from minor trolling, to covering the lobby in black paint while dancing to The Rolling Stones. -But they had been crushing them in terms of territory and dueling ability it was only a matter of time till there was only a few members of their little group left.
Rose banged her head against the table. "Son of a fuck," She muttered.
"Yeah, this isn't good." Yuko said. "We keep getting overwhelmed. They just have too many good duelists. And I use good lightly."
"We have so many more members," Rose sighed. "If only we could…." She trailed off as her eyes went wide.
"What? You look like you've had a life changing realization." Yuko asked.
"I did!" Rose said running into the next room. "Get everyone together!"
"Alright then!" Yuko said, running off to gather their peers.
….
Rose smiled as she looked over everyone. "Alright guys!" She yelled. "Hand over your duel disks!"
A collective "EHHHH?!" Filled the area.
"Rose where is this going?" Yuko asked.
"I'm gonna remove the limiters, duh," She said.
"In what capacity?" Yuko asked, curious.
"In all capacity," Rose said. "I call it drop in drop out dueling! Basically it removes that limiter in duel disk where someone can't enter a duel unless another person leaves, so we can now duel someone 30 on 1!"
"Well sign me and the rest of the Knights up! We got a few more days before the battle crisis, let's do this!" Yuko said, handing her disk over.
Rose quickly started tearing disks apart to get break their limiters, now with everyone able to duel together they started winning.
….
"How are we losing!" Chazz yelled at the inner circle meeting.
"They've been setting traps for us." Syrus grumbled.
"When did the dweebs get so smart?" Alexis asked reading the list of Society members.
"You forget Rose is not as dumb as she appears," Bastion said. "Between her and Yuko it's not unlikely for them to be able to do something about our members superior dueling skills."
"Where have they been taking the losers anyway?" Syrus asked.
"We don't know," Chazz said annoyed.
Sartorius nodded as he looked over his tarot cards, the cards couldn't give him any readings on The Devil and The Emperor, so he didn't know what they were planning, however he did have an idea. "Alexis dear," He said with a smile.
"Yes master," She said in a sycophant tone.
"Please get me Lorenzo," He said. "He will be a good test of young Rose's abilities."
"Of course master," Alexis said as she stood up and let to get the boy.
"Are you sure about him?" Chazz asked.
"Yeah. He's kind of...not good." Syrus said.
Sartorius smiled. "Don't worry, he's exactly what we need."
….
Rose threw open the door to their operations room. "I just got a letter, I just got a letter, I just got a letter, I wonder who it's from," she sang.
"Is it from the cultists?" Yuko asked.
"Yes," Rose said opening it up. "Oh it's from Slutzilla," She said scanning it over. "She wants to meet me in the planetarium for a Detroit Smash at 5pm," She concluded looking confused. "We have a planetarium?"
"You gonna go beat her up?" Yuko asked.
"I guess," Rose said shrugging.
"Alright I'm coming with." Yuko said, getting up from her seat.
"Lets get Hassleberry," Rose added. "May need the muscle."
"Good idea." Yuko said.
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On their way to the planetarium, Harrington jumped out of the bushes, now wearing a white uniform and sporting an even stupider looking mullet. "Ha! To get to the planetarium, you've gotta go through me!"
Yuko walked past him, and as she passed him, he was swallowed by a giant pool of shadow beneath his feet. Though it was hard to tell in the instant he was swallowed, the shadows seemed to drag Harrington down with small appendages.
"Who was that?" Rose asked.
"Dunno. But whiteys gotta pay." Yuko shrugged, and the group kept walking.
…
"Where are we?" Rose asked looking at their map. "I swear there's supposed to be a door here!"
"Over here." Yuko said, pointing to a random door.
"No that's the janitor's closet!" Rose insisted till Hassleberry looked at the map.
"Sarge it's upside down," He said, flipping her map over.
"...Oh," Rose muttered.
"Told you." Yuko said, opening the door. Inside the huge dome, it was more or less a large storage studio, with some of the oldest dueling platforms she had ever seen inside.
"Interesting place for a smashing," Rose wondered out loud. "Then again Hoe-kemon was always a super freak in the bedroom."
"Eh it's just old stuff. Not really freaky." Yuko said, sitting on the edge of a dueling platform. "Also, I think that you're misinterpreting the event you were called here for."
"Nope," Rose said leaning back on a Black Clown Duel Platform. "Did I ever tell you about the time we did shibari and we did that pose where you have your legs behind your shoulders?" She asked.
"That sounds physically impossible. And no, I don't wanna hear about it." Yuko said.
"Yeah it requires a lot of flexing," Rose said. "You basically bend your legs back and hold your thighs with your arms."
"I said I DIDN'T want to hear about it." Yuko said.
"Yeah no one does," Chazz snorted as he entered from the other door, Alexis was blushing up a storm and that made Rose smirk evilly.
"Alright, what do you want? You know, besides what you're not getting." Yuko said.
"Yeah sorry Chazz, I'm not that type of gay," Rose said looking him up and down. "And you're only succeeding in pushing me farther towards the lesbian side."
"Same honestly." Yuko said. Rose turned and gave her the eyebrow waggle. "No." Yuko said. Rose kept wagging and now did the V-lick gesture. Yuko ignored her in relative favor of the cultists.
"One day," Rose snorted as she turned to Alexis. "So how you want to do this bitchosaurus?" She asked. "I brought the shibari rope, but I don't think you have enough holes for everyone here?"
"If what you've been insisting are true, we'll find some." Yuko said, cracking her knuckles.
"We're not here for that!" Alexis yelled. "We're here to make you duel!" She ordered as the group started moving forward threateningly.
Rose chuckled. "Oh you poor summer child," She said, shaking her head. "You'd have a better chance of forcing Mista to eat a fourth slice of cake than making me do something," She said shrugging. "-But if it'll get your panties wet I'll do it."
Chazz grit his teeth as he stamped his way back towards the other door, the rest followed suit.
Yuko chuckled. "Honestly I wonder if they'll remember any of the cultist shit once we break them outta this. Part of me wants them to forget, another wants them to remember so we can lord it over them if need be."
"Oh we'll make sure they remember," Rose said as they entered the room.
"EH BADA-BING BADA-BOOM!" A voice shouted from the other side.
"Oh sweet Ra," Rose groaned rubbing her face as she heard this. "The Italians are back."
"Mista is that you? Come on man, you're better than this." Yuko said exasperated.
Lorenzo smirked as he started twiddling his fingers. "You ready to throw down?" He asked.
"I'm ready to throw you out," Rose sighed as she got her duel disk out. "Seriously, could you be anymore stereotypical?"
"You're making me embarrassed to have an uncle from Brooklyn." Yuko added.
Alexis smirked. "This is the end, you've got no change against Lorenzo," The three looked at her in confusion.
"What, the kid with the Gradius deck?" Yuko asked annoyed. "Please, Rata proved very hard otherwise."
"Seriously what are you people smoking in that dorm," Rose said drawing her first card. "Ok, I play 'Double Summon' to normal summon 'Elemental Hero Blazeman' (1200/1800) and 'Elemental Hero Solid Soldier' (1300/1100), now I can add a 'Polymerization' to my hand, and special summon another level 4 or lower 'Hero' from my hand, so come out 'Elemental Hero Shadow Mist' (1000/1500) now I can add a 'Change' quick-play spell card to my hand, next I'll use my 'Polymerization' to fuse 'Blazeman' and 'Solid Soldier' to make 'Elemental Hero Nova Master' (2600/2100), next I'll use 'Solid Soldier's' effect since he was sent to the grave via a spell card to bring back 'Blazeman' (1200/1800), finally I'll set a card and end my turn."
"He's gonna die so hard." Yuko said. "You can't have an entire archetype focus on a tribute monster followed by a continuous spell, that's not how archetypes work."
"Corporal, you've gotta be pulling my chain. There's no way any archetype is that inefficient." Hassleberry said in disbelief.
"Oh but there is. And you're looking at it." A voice spoke. The two looked beside them to see a Montenegrin man who was apparently in his early 20s suddenly appeared.
"Holy shit," Rose muttered. "It's the spirit of Rata!"
"I never thought I'd get to meet him." Yuko said in disbelief.
"Oh I'm not actually here. I just heard that someone actually plays B.E.S and I was in such disbelief that I left my body just to see it for myself." Rata said.
Lorenzo glared. "You don't know what you're talking about you cannoli!"
"Did he seriously just use that as an insult?" Rose asked in disbelief.
"Yeah I did!" He said drawing his card. "I play, 'B.E.S. Assault Core' (1300/2000)!" He yelled summoning a giant spaceship. "And I'll set three cards and end my turn."
"You're not pulling my chain. I can't believe it." Hassleberry said.
"Yep. Shit cards indeed. Honestly, their existence isn't even infuriating as much as it is disappointing." Spirit Rata said.
"Your cards are bad and you should feel bad!" Yuko said in a bad Zoidberg accent.
"On your end phase I activate 'Mask Change' to send 'Shadow Mist' to the grave to summon 'Masked Hero Dark Law' (2400/1800)," She said drawing her card. "And now I get to add a 'Hero' to my hand," She said. "And now I summon "Elemental Hero Ocean (1500/1200) and use 'Mask Change II' first I discard a card, then I send a monster to the grave and summon a 'Masked Hero' with a higher level and the same attribute. "Now I send him to the grave to summon, 'Masked Hero Acid' (2600/2100), to destroy your spells and traps and as an added fuck you I can reduce your monsters attack by 300." (Assault Core 1300-1000/2000). "Now 'Blazeman' attack his 'Core' and the other three hit him directly!" (Lorenzo LP: 8000-7800-5400-2800-200). "Now I end my turn."
"End him!" Yuko said with a look of bloodlust in her eyes.
"It's too bad really. With the right support they wouldn't be so bad. Throw in some more protection, make 'Boss Rush' a field spell, that kind of thing." Spirit Rata said.
"I agree. As is, these ships crumple like paper." Hassleberry agreed.
"It's an unfortunate case of lore over functionality." Spirit Rata said.
Lorenzo looked around scared, then took off running. "Screw this!" He yelled. "This Society ain't worth it!"
"You can't save scum your way outta this!" Yuko said. Seeing all that he needed to see, Spirit Rata went back to his body, and continued to make his latest video on the 'Aroma' archetype, at the behest of The One Whose Shape Was Snatched.
"You're not out of the woods yet!" Hassleberry agreed.
Rose didn't say anything, she simply took off her shoe and chucked it at Lorenzo, hitting him in the back of the head and knocking him over. "Surrender like a man then you paisano!" She yelled while doing the italian finger gesture.
"I surrender!" Lorenzo yelled. "I quit the Society! I'll dedicate my life to propane!" He yelled cowering.
"I told you B.E.S was shit!" Yuko yelled.
"So does that mean he's joining?" Hassleberry asked.
"I guess," Rose said putting her shoe back on. "Welcome to the Black Knight, I guess," she said, holding out her hand.
Lorenzo smiled as he took her hand, before suddenly freezing as if possessed, then his hair turned pure white.
"Did his soul get sucked out or something, what happened?" Yuko asked.
"No I've seen the light!" Lorenzo suddenly yelled.
"Oh what in the sam hill!" Hassleberry yelled.
"So that's a yes." Yuko said.
"Yes," Alexis smirked. "Because no one escapes master Sartorius's grasp."
"Oh that's a shame," Rose said chuckling.
"Why loser?" Chazz asked.
"Because before we were just gonna let him go, but now that he's possessed he's too useful to get rid of," She explained. "So now we gotta torture him."
"How are you gonna do that?" Chazz asked glaring. The smirk he got in return was bone chilling.
"Oh Dark Priestess," Rose singsonged.
"Yes, my sweetheart?" Three or four voices, some distorted, seemed to come from all directions and spoke in perfect unison.
"Can you show them how Italians get kidnapped?" Rose asked chuckling.
"Certainly." The voices chuckled. A pool of shadows expanded rapidly at Lorenzo's feet, and a giant hand swallowed him whole into the darkness, making the Italian hand gesture to grip him in the moment that the hand was visible.
"What the fuck was that!?" Chazz screamed.
"The Dark Priestess," Rose said shrugging. "Come on guys let's go."
"You've wasted our time." Yuko said.
"What!" Alexis yelled. "How did you even!"
"What, you're the only assholes allowed to have a supernatural being?" Rose asked crossing her arms. "At least ours isn't trying to take over the world by making everyone cult members."
"That's very true. Plus she's got her own agenda, we don't control her." Yuko said.
The group left, leaving a stunned group of white students behind.
….
Lorenzo reappeared in the aisle of the church, dazed and confused. He felt like he had just been through hell and back in an instant.
"Where am I? What's the big idea?" He asked. This place felt cursed, he didn't want to be here.
"Have you come to give confession?" The voices asked, and from behind the confession box stepped the Dark Priestess. "I'll gladly accept your tithe; in blood." She grinned, sending bone chilling waves into Lorenzo's very being.
