Susano-o: Oh this was a pain, but so worth it.

Sekhmet: I guess this was the musical episode. It featured more songs than words. It also took us a month to write.

Susano-o: It was hard to find good songs, the first was obvious, the second was a nightmare to find.

Sekhmet: Yes, it has to be perfect, and we ended up gladly bending time and space to get it.

Susano-o: I don't care how much you don't like pop music, that song's beat is bumping and the lyrics fit the scene well.

Sekhmet: I wasn't complaining. In the end, we got the results we wanted.

Susano-o: Yes we did.

Sekhmet: So we won't keep you from them anymore. On with the show.

Duel 44: Dance Dance Retribution

Yuko smirked as she looked down at Bob. "Last chance Bob." She chuckled as she tied a fish hook to her wire spool. "Tell me what I want to know or things are gonna get messy."

Bob screamed against his gag, unable to speak or even move.

"Oh well then." Yuko chuckled as she hooked the hook through his eyelid and hauled it open, causing him to scream even louder as she tied it to the line to a post, prying the eye open. She then affixed a mirror so that the sunlight coming through beamed into his eye through his glasses. "And now we wait." Yuko said.

Rose smirked a she and Camula started looking at a set of fake tarot cards. "Bob Banter," the two chanted spinning the deck with their powers. "Heaven or Hell, one two three four," The chanted before the cards fell down with The Devil on top. "Oh you got the 9th Circle of Hell!" Rose laughed mockingly as she walked over to her CD player and turned it on.

(Canzoni Preferite...look we can't describe this insanity, just go watch it) ( watch?v=AQx_KMoCgJU)

"Vocal percussion on a whole nother level! Coming from my mind!" The singer sang as Rose started moonwalking in place while snapping her fingers to the beat. Vocal percussion on a whole nother level! Coming from my mind!"

Haaaaaa... We're Golden Wind… Rose swayed to the rhythm, popping and locking as she dances.

Kono me amareri maroreri merare maro

After a few seconds of Rose dancing around Camula joined in swaying behind her.

Haaaaaa haaa-ah...We're Golden Wind...

Kono me amareri maroreri merare maro The two finished in a double chest chop. Yuko looked at them quizzically, but ultimately joined them for the chorus.

It's like a burning sunrise

Ahi makareru makare pun pun kete

It's like a burning sunset

Ahi makareru makare pun pun kete

It's like a burning sunrise

Ahi makareru makare pun pun kete

It's like a burning sunset

Ahi makareru makare pun pun kete

In a flurry of confusing dance moves, only being able to be described as a torture dance, including a Thriller stance and a pelvic thrust, ending in a crossed arm pose, the three danced.

"If you're not gonna tell us when Ojin is coming," Rose said darkly. "Then you should start worrying about your other eye."

Bob screamed like a dying seagull.

Tyranno sighed as he watched this insanity. "You have all lost your He-Haw minds," he said, shaking his head.

….

"Ah hello there," Prince Ojin said as he walked down his planes ramp to meet Sartorius. "Are you Sartorius?"

"Yes I am your majesty," Sartorius said smiling as he took Ojin's hand. "Now let's go have lunch, we should leave before a certain...undesirable appears."

As if on cue, all the cultists were sucked into dark portals and spit into the ocean, and out of the plane wing's shadow rose the Dark Priestess, Rose, And Yuko.

"Heyo," Rose said with a wave.

"Who are you?" Ojin asked scared as his bodyguards moved between the two.

"Oh no one important," Rose said inspecting her nails. "Just a curious student, wondering why you are here?"

"That's none of your concern," Ojin's assistant said glaring at the three. "Now if you don't leave this instant you will be arrested under international diplomatic law."

Rose lowered her head as she started laughing madly. "Oh you sweet summer child," She said darkly snapping her fingers. "Priestess my dear...dispose of the trash."

The Dark Priestess just giggled, and the bodyguards were also sucked into portals, spit out much farther out in the ocean. "All done, Miss Rose."

Ojin's assistant watched in fear as Rose walked slowly towards them. "Now then," She said snapping out with her darkness to grab the women. "If you tell me why this douchebag called you here," She said nodding at a growling Sartorius. "I won't snap her neck."

"Excuse me?!" Ojin balked. "I am the Prince of Misgarth, and you would do well to respect the authority I wield."

"And I'm the queen of this island," Rose countered walking over and kicking Ojin in the shin, sending him crumbling to the ground. "You know planes crash all the time in the ocean," She said smirking darkly. "And a volcano is quite good at removing evidence."

"What a good idea, Miss Rose." The Dark Priestess chimed in. "The fire cleanses, after all. He wouldn't suffer long at all."

"You wouldn't dare." Linda, his assistant, said warily.

"Women we have a guy strung up by his eyelid with a flashlight pointing at it through a magnifying glass," Rose said without sarcasm. "We've lost all sense of right and wrong."

"It's true. We've seen shit you wouldn't even BEGIN to comprehend." Yuko said.

Rose nodded as she summoned more darkness to grab the plane, causing it to groan under the pressure. "So unless you want to swim back to Misgarth, you'd better start talking."

"How dare you!" Sartorius hissed before Tyranno seemed to teleport behind him. "Take one more step," he said grabbing Sartorius roughly by his shoulder. "And you'll yee your last haw," He said darkly.

Sartorius complied, somehow Tyranno had become even taller in the last few minutes. He was having flashbacks to an anime he watched last week about people fighting with clothes.

"Ah, so nice of you to join us, Mister Hassleberry." The Dark Priestess said cheerily.

"I was keeping Bob alive," Tyranno deadpanned.

"Yes, very nice." The Dark Priestess said with a giggle.

"Moving on," Rose said, rolling her eyes. "So Ojin either tell us what we need to know, we'll extract the information from you by force," She laughed. "And it just so happens I found a new use for a can opener," She said darkly. "Want to see it?"

"I-I won't! You ruffians won't get anything from me!" Ojin said, a last attempt at resistance.

"Ok then," Rose said snapping Ojin's plane in half. "Next will be your assistant's spinal column, and I really don't want to snap such a pretty women in half," She said shrugging. "At least in that way," She laughed.

"Alright, Alright here!" Ojin shouted holding out his locked briefcase. Rose took it and with a flick of her wrist snapped the locks, revealing two small silver keys.

"What the hell are these?" Rose asked raising an eyebrow.

"They are the keys to Misgarth's mind control satellite," Ojin explained as if this was something to be proud of.

"Why is that a thing?" Yuko asked incredulously. "I mean that just screams bad intentions."

"We're going to use it to put Misgarth on the map!" Ojin cackled madly.

"And you chose mind control?" Yuko said again. "I mean, there must have been some other options that came to mind."

"So what do these keys do?" Rose asked.

"You need both of them to activate the satellite-"

"Well that makes things easier," Rose chuckled as she dropped the case into a portal of darkness.

"Bye Bye." Yuko said with a small handwave and a cutesy voice.

"Ah, I do love the cleansing fire." The Dark Priestess sighed.

"WHAT DID YOU DO!?" Sartorius screamed as his hair started floating around him and his face morphed into a demonic visage.

"The metaphorical One Ring has been thrown into Mount Doom." Yuko said, jabbing a thumb to the volcano. "What, did you think we were just gonna let means to mind control exist?"

Sartorius screamed and charged at Rose, and Tyranno responded by grabbing him and slamming him to the floor. "Stay down," He growled lowly as Rose's darkness held down his powers. Yuko stifled a giggle, and the Dark Priestess gave an ear splitting grin.

"Well then," Rose said dusting her hands as she dropped Linda. "Lets go people!" She shouted walking away from the docks.

"Yes, we've spent enough time here." Yuko agreed. The Black Knights gathered under the shadow of the remnants of the plane and sunk into the darkness.

….

Rose smirked as she looked across the table at her companions. "Gentleman," She said chuckling. "The time has come to initiate Plan NEON."

"Finally." Yuko said with a sigh. "I was just about to ask about that."

"I seem to be forgetting. What is 'Plan NEON' again?" Camula asked, the mask perched over her habit.

Rose grinned evilly. "It's where we break Chazz completely."

"Ah yes that plan. I believe that Yuko referred to it as a, er, 'Mind Fuck'?" Camula asked.

"Well not literally. Rose explains it best, she came up with it." Yuko said.

Rose nodded. "We're gonna play to his weaknesses," She explained.

"His dueling skills?" Hassleberry asked.

"Man I wish." Yuko said. "No, his ego. Kids on track to be a mini Kaiba at this rate. It's basically all he's got right now."

"And we're gonna break it," Rose said darkly.

"I've been looking forward to this for a long time. Not as long as Rose of course, but still." Yuko agreed.

…

"What's going on here?" Chazz asked looking at the mess the white dorms lobby had become, all the furniture had been turned over and formed into a giant barricade facing the door, everyone was wearing bomb squad level protection and many were either crying or praying for their lives.

"Rose sent us a gift," One explained pointing at the inconspicuous looking present in the middle of the room.

"It's most likely a death trap if it's that inconspicuous looking!" A girl with a small stick said. She poked the gift with it but quickly backed off. The gift didn't do anything.

"Why would you say that?" Chazz asked.

"The last gift she sent was a black hole!" Someone screamed from underneath a table.

"Yeah! I'm not touching it!" Another person said.

"I'm not going back to the scary place!" A third cried.

"I can't go back to that prison! My eyes can't take that abuse!" Another girl cried.

Chazz sighed as he walked over and opened the package. "It's just a note!" He shouted to the cowering students. A few peeked over the barricade, but most stayed hidden. "She wants to duel me tomorrow afternoon."

"Well, you ARE the best duelist here. After Master Sartorius of course." Someone piped up from their hiding spot.

"Why should we indulge her insanity?" Another asked. "She's a menace!"

"You've got a point." The first person said. "But do we have a better chance to regain what we've lost than this?"

"She says if I don't agree she's gonna replace all our bath bombs with sulfur," Chazz finished still reading the note.

"Well there's your answer. He's gotta do it now!" The first person said.

"She's bluffing!" The second person said angrily.

"Even still, it's a chance to end this," Chazz said determined. "I accept!"

"Password accepted: Have a nice day," A robotic voice said from inside the box before a faint ticking started.

"Hit the deck!" Chazz yelled jumping behind a nearby couch. The kids ducked behind the barricade just as the box beeped and threw out a small poof of glitter.

"That's it?" The first girl asked peaking over the barricade.

"That was kinda pathetic." The second guy said.

"Yeah I was expecting more-" Chazz started before the box exploded in a flash of white light that buried them up to their knees in glitter, plastering it to everything in the lobby, it looked like Barbie and Santaland had a demon baby and it decided to throw up in the white dorm.

"How did she even fit this much glitter in that box!" Chazz screamed as he tried to get free, his hair now shining like a disco ball in the 70's.

"I feel like a stripper," the first girl said trying desperately to clean herself. "And not in a good way."

"This'll never come out!" The second guy said, rustling the looser glitter out of his jacket.

"We'll be sparkly for the rest of time!" The third screamed as he slipped on the loose flooring, luckily he had two feet of glitter to break his fall, the bad news was he was now coated in the stuff.

"I hate everything about this." A second girl said, not bothering to try and remove it, because she knew it was fruitless.

"Um guys, I think the box is still ticking," Another said nervously. The kids ducked behind the barricade again. This time a fountain of lube exploded out, coating all of them.

"How!" Chazz screamed. "Does she have a hammerspace or something!?"

Finally a small box came out from the box. "Attention everyone!" Rose's voice rang out before she cleared her throat. "Skedaddle Skedoodle, your dicks are now noodles, that is all."

"...what?" The first girl asked.

The second guy did answer, as him and the rest of the male population was desperately trying to run to their rooms, screaming in fear.

"Oh and before I forget," Rose's voice called out again. "Badaboom badabam, your pussies smell like ham, that is all." This sent the female population scrambling away as well.

….

"Sarge, now that was going too far," Hassleberry sighed as he watched them close the portal into Chazz's present.

"On the contrary," Rose said smiling. "I think it was just enough to drive him to the brink of insanity."

"Yeah that's about right." Yuko said, holding a sack of glitter in one hand and a siphon to the drum of lube in the other. "He's gonna be walking around giving off a glitter aura for months."

….

"Well here we go," Rose smirked as she waited in front of the main building. "Do you guys have everything set up?"

"10-4 Sarge," Tyranno said with a salute.

"Moreso then ever." Yuko smiled.

"Awesome," Rose said adjusting her cap. "And now for the main event!" She yelled as Chazz came stomping up the path to them, glitter hanging off him in a halo of sparkles.

"ROSE WARREN! Chazz screamed.

"CHAZZ PRINCETON!" Rose screamed back.

"ROSE WARREN! Chazz screamed even louder.

"CHAZZ PRINCETON!" Rose screamed even louder back.

"ROSE WARREN! Chazz screamed as loud as he could.

"CHAZZ PRINCETON!" Rose screamed back as loud as she could.

"Spongebob!" Tyranno yelled breaking up their exchange. "Sorry, but I wasn't letting that go on anymore," He said annoyed.

"Yeah you're busting my damn eardrums here." Yuko said, finger in her ear and a deadpan look.

"Ok then," Rose said clapping her hands. "You ready?" She said smirking.

"Oh we are so ready!" Chazz shouted activating his duel disk. "Ready to join the Society of Light?"

"Are you ready to get a new line?" Rose asked clapping her hands together, causing a large speaker system to explode out of the ground ...literally explode out.

"Too much gunpowder!" Tyranno yelled as the entire front of the building shook and some of the stone duel monsters cracked.

"What I only used twice the recommended amount," Rose said shrugging. "On top of the four times as much I packed underneath that," She laughed. "Now then!" She shouted grabbing a remote from her pocket. "Let's play!" She said pressing the button sending a blast of loud pop music across the way.

(Neon-Jeff Williams! :3333333333333)

Rose smirked as she started whirling around the battlefield on her newly equipped heelys. "I'll go first I set two cards and summon 'Elemental Hero Avian' (1000/1000) and end my turn," She said before smirking as the singing started.

"We're all born with a dream!" She sang along as she twirled around Chazz.

"We wanna make come true, the best will climb to the top like me!" She said setting a hand on her chest.

"The rest will end up like you!" She jeered gesturing to Chazz.

"Hey!" Chazz screamed but Rose ignored him in favor of continuing to sing.

"I bet it's hard to live with, knowing that you'll never be this fine!" She crooned, wiggling her hips sensually.

"Don't be distraught don't be sad you gave it your best try!" She laughed with a big smile.

"I'll play 'White Knight Swordsman' (1200/1200)!" Chazz screamed summoning his white swordsman. Rose ignored him again.

"Listen, girlfriend... can't you see?" Rose asked smirking.

"I'm all of the things that you'll never be!" She said haughtily putting her hands up.

"I'm cool like the rain and I'm hot like the sun!" She sang making a rainbow with her hands.

"I'm a neon rainbow and You're. No. Fun." She dismissed, turning her head on every word and pointing at Chazz.

"I attack your 'Avian'!" Chazz screamed as his swordsman attacked, right into Rose's 'Battlefield Howling' sending his monster flying back into him (Chazz LP: 8000-6800).

"May be time to retreat," Rose said doing the haughty laughter pose.

"You need a diva review," She sang with a sassy claw motion.

"You can see I never miss a beat," She said doing a 360 on her heels.

"Your makeover's long overdue!" She laughed.

"Shut up!" Chazz screamed incoherently, but Rose ignored him again.

"Just try to understand this," She said with a mock prayer.

"It's not that I am trying to outshine!" She chirped making a widespread hand gesture.

"You've got your inner beauty," She sang jauntily looking Chazz up and down with a chuckle.

"We can't all be divine!" She yelled doing the Joseph Joestar Posetm.

"Listen, girlfriend... can't you see?" Rose asked smirking as Chazz got even angrier.

"I'm all of the things that you'll never be!" She gleamed putting her hands up.

"I'm cool like the rain and I'm hot like the sun!" She said making a rainbow with her hands.

"I'm a neon rainbow and You're. No. Fun." She sang turning her head on every word and pointing at Chazz. Who tried to respond but was quickly cut off.

"No one likes a girl who wears a silly frown," Rose belted out pulling a big frown.

"Just wear a smile and you'll turn it all around!" She crooned with the brightest whitest smile she could give.

"Just think of happy things you'll see in no time!" She laughed.

"Fun every day! The clouds roll away!" She sang waving her hands around her head.

"Try it you'll see! Just be more like me!" She shouted with a big laugh.

"I'm not going to be humiliated like this!" Chazz screamed. "I set a card and end my turn!"

Rose chuckled as she drew her card. "I play 'Mask Change' to summon 'Divine Wind' (2700/1900), 'Divine Wind' attack directly!"

'Divine Wind' reared back and fired a massive drill of air at Chazz's chest (Chazz LP: 6800-4200).

"Listen, girlfriend... can't you see?" Rose asked laughing at Chazz's shock and rage.

"I'm all of the things that you'll never be!" She sang, spinning around happily.

"I'm cool like the rain and I'm hot like the sun!" She sang gleefully, making a rainbow with her hands.

"I'm a neon rainbow and You're. No. Fun!" She declared, pointing at Chazz and laughing as the song finally ended.

The Black dorm roared in deafening approval of both the song and Rose's advantage, while the Whites grumbled in both confusion and disagreement.

"Burn him alive!" Cheered Yuko.

"The damn hot head's losing it. If he doesn't get his shit together this instant, he'll have no chance." Syrus thought to himself.

"Way to go Sarge!" Hassleberry cheered.

A few screams came from the White side, the more fanatical students were yelling at Chazz to do something already.

"What is wrong with you!?" Chazz screamed annoyed.

"What's wrong?" Rose asked smirking.

"Why don't you take me seriously?!" Chazz asked. "I demand your respect!"

Rose sighed loudly. "Oh Chazz, Chazz, Chazz," She said, shaking her head. "Chazzy boi, as I've said before you don't demand my respect, you demand my attention," She said smiling evilly as the next song started.

(Attention-Charlie Puth)

"Now we're really getting into the hard hitters." Yuko smirked. "I'll be surprised if he's still standing after this."

"Woah, ooh…" Rose sang dancing sensually, rolling her waist and hips slowly to the beat.

"You've been runnin' round, runnin' round, runnin' round throwin' that dirt all on my name," She scoffed flicking her fingers as if she was flicking dirt off her coat.

"'Cause you knew that I, knew that I, knew that I'd call you up," She accused smirking as Chazz got redder and redder.

"You've been going round, going round, going round every party in L.A. 'Cause you knew that I, knew that I, knew that I'd be at one, oh.." She sang dancing closer to Chazz, bumping and stomping her feet to the beat, hips swaying enough to draw Chazz's eyes to them.

"I know that dress is karma, perfume regret, You got me thinking 'bout when you were mine, oh," She sang rubbing her hand against Chazz's blushing cheek.

"And now I'm all up on ya, what you expect?" She asked getting extremely close to his, her breath on his cheek.

"But you're not coming home with me tonight," She smirked as the beat dropped, along with Chazz's expression.

"You just want attention, you don't want my heart," She sang pushing Chazz backwards.

"Maybe you just hate the thought of me with someone new," She giggled looking at The Black Knights.

"Yeah, you just want attention, I knew from the start, you're just making sure I'm never gettin' over you!" She laughed.

"You're so conceited!" Chazz yelled drawing his next card, but it was drowned out by Rose's singing.

"You've been runnin' round, runnin' round, runnin' round throwing that dirt all on my name!" She belted as she bumped to the beat.

"'Cause you knew that I, knew that I, knew that I'd call you up!" She accused again.

"Baby, now that we're, now that we're, now that we're right here standing face-to-face," She said pointing at the two of them.

"You already know, already know, already know that you won, oh," She sang with a sarcastic eye roll.

"I know that dress is karma (dress is karma), perfume regret," She said walking over and suddenly pressing herself against Chazz.

"You got me thinking 'bout when you were mine (you got me thinking 'bout when you were mine)," She whispered into his ear.

"And now I'm all up on ya (all up on ya), what you expect? (oh baby)," She asked softly making Chazz nearly blow a blood vessel.

"But you're not coming home with me tonight (oh no)," She declared throwing him off again.

"You just want attention, you don't want my heart, Maybe you just hate the thought of me with someone new?" She pondered.

"Yeah, you just want attention, I knew from the start, you're just making sure I'm never gettin' over you, oh!" She sang before throwing her head back and letting the beat take her, doing moves that could arguably get her thrown out of a club for indecent exposure.

"What are you doin' to me, what are you doin', huh? (What are you doin'?) What are you doin' to me, what are you doin', huh? (What are you doin'?) What are you doin' to me, what are you doin', huh? (What are you doin'?) What are you doin' to me, what are you doin', huh?" She sang softly looking at Chazz with bedroom eyes.

"I know that dress is karma, perfume regret, you got me thinking 'bout when you were mine

And now I'm all up on ya, what you expect?" She asked wrapping her arms around herself.

"-But you're not coming home with me tonight!"

"You just want attention, you don't want my heart! Maybe you just hate the thought of me with someone new! Yeah, you just want attention, I knew from the start! You're just making sure I'm never gettin' over you (over you)!" She sang laughing as Chazz finally broke down on the ground.

"What are you doin' to me? (hey) what are you doin', huh? (what are you doin', what?) (What are you doin', to me? What are you doin', huh?) (What are you doin', to me? What are you doin', huh?) (What are you doin' to me, what are you doin', huh?)," Rose finished with Risotto's pose.

"And that's the end of that." Yuko said with satisfaction. "Alright, everyone pack it up. We're done here."

Rose chuckled lowly as she walked over to the broken and flustered Chazz. "I see you driving 'round town with the girl I love," She sang slowly while setting a hand on his cheek.

"And I'm like, Fuck you," She said slapping him hard.

"I guess the change in my pocket wasn't enough," She shrugged, putting her hands in her pockets.

"I'm like fuck you and fuck her too," She said before turning on her heels and walking away from him. "Said, if I was richer, I'd still be with ya, Ha, now ain't that some shit? (ain't that some shit?) And although there's pain in my chest," She said grabbing her chest in mock pain.

"I still wish you the best with a Fuck you!" She laughed before bowing to the crowd and walking away.

The deafening roar of the Black Knights said it all.