Sekhmet: My eyes are bleeding. I've also developed a nasty habit of reading every instance of Adrian's name in a terrible Rocky impression. ADWIAAAN! ADWIAAAN!
Susano-o: Ojamas, that is all.
Sekhmet: So many fonts. Enough mucking around. Here we go.
Duel 52: Ojama Delta Hurricane 2: Electric Boogaloo
"How did it go?" Yuko asked.
"We found her, but someone!" Alexis yelled glaring at Chazz like he was a bug. "Yelled and sent her scattering."
"Ra damn it. And I see I have two new hospital friends." Yuko said.
"Yes," Chazz said looking at them. "Hassleberry went mad and Jim had to handle him, guess they both went down."
"Well that just leaves you three to go after her. You sure you can do this?" Yuko asked. "If not, I'm sure I can muscle my way out of here no problem." Her body was betraying her though, she was still very obviously tired.
"We can do it," Alexis insisted. "Chazz however," She said glaring. "You're staying behind and getting everyone together, I think that somehow even without those Bio-Bands Viper has turned the island into a survival duel, which means everyone is in danger, especially the first years," She explained. "Until we get Rose back we can't stop him either, Hassleberry was our strongest teammate and he's now unconscious….unless we can get away with sicing Shirley on him," She mumbled looking over at the crocodile laying at the foot of Jim's bed.
"I wish. But yeah, it's probably a good idea to get everyone together." Yuko said.
"It's a shame Bastion and Tania are working in America right now," Syrus sighed. "He'd be a big help right now."
"Yes," Alexis agreed. "And with Camula spending the semester rebuilding her ancestral home we've lost all our literal heavy hitters."
"It's up to us then. No offense, but I should have seen this coming. I thought this couldn't get any worse and I shouldn't have tempted the gods." Yuko sighed.
"Well we don't need them!" Chazz said standing up. "We are just as good as them and it's time for me to make up for what I did!" He yelled. "I'll go round people up, Alexis and Syrus, it's up to you two to find Slacker and set her straight!" He yelled before walking out of the room.
"With that, I guess we restart the search." Yuko said.
"The search is on!" Syrus agreed.
….
"Dr. Crowler," Nurse Fontaine said forcefully. "You need to tell Mr. Viper to call off these survival duels, we have three students in my office right now and one who is doing bed rest in his room, and it's only the third day of the semester!"
"She's right Crowler," Bonaparte agreed. "If this keeps up we'll lose more students than there are teachers, and then we'll have to make cuts."
Crowler snarled. "I told Sheppard that this would end badly, but did he listen to his Vice-Chancellor's no of course not," He said standing up. "Thank you for your concern Ms. Fontaine, I'll talk to Viper and tell him to call this off."
"Thank you," Nurse Fontaine said smiling then walking back to her office.
"Come on Bonaparte," Crowler said. "We're going now."
"Good," Bonaparte sneered as they walked to Viper's temporary office, where Crowler banged on the door.
"Thelonious Viper!" He yelled. "Come out here right now!" The door opened and Viper quickly filled the doorway, looming over Crowler and Bonaparte. Bonaparte started backing down, but Crowler grabbed his shoulder, he had faced down the Shadow Riders and wasn't about to be intimidated by him.
"Yes?" Viper said slowly.
"Stop these survival duels right now," Crowler said forcefully. "I don't know how you started them considering what Ms. Warren did to your bio-bands, but you're going to stop right now!" He ordered. "Three of my students are in the nurse and one of yours is on bed rest, you're putting them at risk and I won't allow it."
"Well your Chancellor has given me express permission to-"
"I don't care what Sheppard said!" Crowler snapped making Bonaparte look at him in shock. "Sheppard has abandoned these students before and I won't let that happen again!" He yelled poking Viper in the chest. "Stop whatever you are doing right now or I will call the police to drag you away, but not before I let Ms. Warren and Ms. Muto show you exactly what happens when you cross the line!" He ordered one final time before turning on his heel and walking away, leaving a stunned Bonaparte and Viper behind, the former quickly starting to jog to catch up.
….
Adrian, who had been relaxing on the roof prior, sat up suddenly. "That's weird. I feel like there's been a shift in the balance of power." He said to himself.
"Mr. Gecko," Viper said glaring. "You are the only one of the exchange students who hasn't dueled yet," He informed him.
"I'm just waiting for the right person to come along sir." Adrian said. He had a bit of a chipper tune to his voice.
"Well you'd better find that person by the end of the week or you will be expelled," Viper said walking away.
A ringing interrupted his thoughts, and he answered it. "How's the analysis going?" He asked.
"The results are in, and it's not looking good. Even without the bio-bands, students' energy is being absorbed through an outside force. If the absorption rate is turned up to 100%, they could start dying." Echo replied.
"If that's true, then I'll bet as soon as I enter any duel, Viper will turn up the absorption rate and kill both me and my opponent." Adrian thought. "Echo, I need you to see if there's any way to circumvent the absorption. I need to start doing some planning of my own."
"Yes sir. Be careful, sir." Echo responded, and the connection was severed.
"I think I'd like an audience for this little stunt." Adrian thought. "After all, who wouldn't want to see a man fight a crocodile?"
…
"Oh hey Chazz," Jesse said as Chazz opened the door to the Blue Dorms.
"Priss, where is everyone?" Chazz asked annoyed.
"They're all at the Yellow dorm for a dueling party thrown by Adrian," He explained. "You didn't get an invite either?"
"No," He glared, texting the rest of his group, revealing they hadn't gotten invites either. "Damn it," he growled as he walked to the dorm, where a full on party was happening. "Adrian Gecko!" Chazz yelled spinning the redhead around. "You need to stop this right now."
"And why should I?" Adrian asked hauntingly.
"Because everyone is in danger!" Chazz yelled.
"No they aren't," Adrian said waving his hand dismissively as they set up the brackets.
"Damn it man listen to me!" Chazz ordered.
"I don't have to listen to you," Adrian responded. "If you want it to stop, then follow me," And with that he left for the roof.
….
"Adrian you have one more chance to stop this before I'm forced to unleash my ultimate deck upon you." Chazz said, activating his duel disk.
Adrian smirked before pulling out his as well. "Let us begin then."
"Duel!" (LP: 8000)
"I'll go first!" Chazz smirked, drawing his card. "Oh look I got one of my new friends, say hello to 'Ojama Blue' (0/1000)!" A tiny blue monster with big lips and a red speedo suddenly appeared on the field.
"Hello there baby," Ojama Blue said as he posed for Adrian. "Like what you see?"
"Now I place two cards face down and end my turn," Chazz said, smirking.
Adrian felt a shiver of revulsion flow down his back before drawing his card. "I summon "Cloudian - Ghost Fog" (0/0) and then I activate 'Double Summon' to summon 'Cloudian - Cirrostratus' (900/0)' and now he gains two 'Fog Counters' for my two 'Cloudian' monsters," Adrian explained as two tiny cloud badges appeared on 'Cirrostratus'. "I'll set two cards then activate 'Cloudian Squall' now on my standby phase every monster gets a 'Fog Counter' and I'll end there."
"Hmm not yet," Chazz smirked. "-Because I'm activating my facedown 'Ojamatch' so now I can send my 'Ojamagic' to the graveyard to and an 'Ojama' and an 'Armed Dragon' to my hand, as well as the trio of 'Ojama Green, Yellow, and Black' because of 'Ojamagic's' effect. Now then," Chazz smirked, drawing his card. "I have a lot more to summon, like this little guy known as 'Ojama Red' (0/1000)!" A red monster with a yellow scarf, red speedo, and angry bloodshot eyes appeared on the field, staring angrily at Adrian.
"FUCK YOU!" He screamed into the void...continuously.
"Oh lighten up Red," Blue said from beside him. "All that yelling will give you wrinkles."
"I WILL TEAR YOUR FACE OFF AND WEAR IT OVER MINE THEN!" Red screamed back. "I WANT TO SCREAM!"
"-But that's not all!" Chazz said happily. "Now I can special summon up to four 'Ojama' monsters from my hand! So come out 'Ojama Green, Yellow, and Black' (0/1000)!"
"Hello everyone!" 'Ojama Yellow' yelled posing in front of Chazz.
"We're back!" 'Ojama Black added standing behind 'Yellow'.
"And Ready to attack!" 'Ojama Green' finished posing on the other side of 'Yellow'.
"Ojama roll call!" Chazz ordered.
"Yellow!"
"Black!"
"Green!"
"Red!"
"Blue!"
"We are the 'Ojamas' and we're here to defeat you!" They all yelled together.
Adrain blinked and considered quitting, but before he could Chazz continued.
"Now I activate 'Ojamassimilation!" He yelled as a medical table appeared on the field. "I can now reveal 1 LIGHT Machine Fusion Monster from my Extra Deck and banish any number of "Ojama" monsters from my hand, field, and graveyard to special Summon Fusion Materials with different names whose names are on the card, from my hand, Deck, and graveyard, equal to the number of monsters banished to activate this effect," He explained. "So I'll reveal 'VWXYZ-Dragon Catapult Cannon' (3000/2800) So I can summon 5 monsters by banishing all 5 of my 'Ojamas'!"
"Wait boss!" The 'Ojamas' screamed as the table summoned multiple arms and dragged them onto it screaming in fear as they were stuffed into a hole in the table, then in a flash of light five machines appeared on the field.
"Now I'll banish all of these guys to summon 'VWXYZ-Dragon Catapult Cannon' (3000/2800)!"
"Go 'Solemn Judgement'!" Adrian yelled, making Chazz's monster explode into the void. (Adrian LP: 8000-4000)
"...You dick," Chazz deadpanned.
Adrian smirked and drew his card. "Now all monsters get a 'Fog Counter' and then I'll summon 'Cloudian- Turbulence' (800/0) and now it will get 3 'Fog Counters' and then I'll send my 'Turbulence' and 'Cirrostratus' to attack you directly," (Chazz LP: 8000-6300). "Now I'll set another card and end my turn."
"My turn then," Chazz snorted. "I'll banish 'Ojamassimilation' to put my 'Yellow', 'Green', and 'Black' to my deck again and draw another card. I'll also do the same to 'Ojamatch' for another card," He smiled at that. "I now activate 'Ojama Country'!" He yelled summoning a massive desert world filled with tiny huts, windmills with mouths, and other Ojamas and Ojama animals running around.
"Hello," A Lime colored Ojama said, waving to Adrian. "I'm Ojama Lime, I'm a sand farmer, I got in trouble for Dark Yugitubing, don't dark yugitube kids."
"Now all Ojama monsters attack and defense get swapped, so I'll play 'Polymerization' to fuse 'Green' and 'Yellow' to summon 'Ojama Knight' (0/2500) (0-2500/2500-0). "I'll then use its effect to block off your last two monster zones and send him to destroy your 'Cloudian-Turbulence!" (Adrian LP: 4000-2300). "And now I'll end my turn."
"Alright then," Adrian smirked as more 'Fog Counters' appeared on the field (Fog Counters:10). "Time to end this," I summon another 'Cloudian - Cirrostratus' (900/0) activate another 'Double Summon' and tribute my new 'Cirrostratus' to summon 'Cloudian-Nimbusman' (1000/1000). The giant cloud monster appeared behind Adrian with a roar of power. "Now he gains a 'Fog Counter' for his tribute and gains 500 attack for each 'Fog Counter' on the field, and last time I counted it was 9 so that will be 4500!" (1000-5500/1000). "Now 'Ghost Fog' attack 'Ojama Knight' and with his destruction I get to add another 5 'Fog Counters' to 'Nimbusman'!" (Fog Counters 14) (5500-8000/1000) 'Nimbusman' destroy 'Ojama Knight'!" (Chazz LP: 6300-800). "Now I end my turn." (Nimbusman 8000-7500/1000)
"Good," Chazz smirked, drawing his card. "Because now I'm going to end you! I activate 'Ojama Country' effect to send my 'Ojamagic' to the grave to summon back my 'Ojama Knight' and get my three 'Ojama's' to my hand. "Now I use 'Polymerization' To fuse my three 'Ojama's' to summon 'Ojama King'!" (0/3000) (0-3000/3000-0).
"Here I am!" 'Ojama King' yelled with a superhero pose. "The One and Only King of The O-J-A-M-A-S!"
"'Ojama King' and 'Ojama Knight'! Attack 'Cirrostratus' Flying Body Attack and Spinning Speedo Smack!"
"Here I go!" Ojama yelled jumping into the air and slamming into 'Cirrostratus' while 'Knight' spun around at high speeds to smack 'Cirrostratus' with his butt. (Adrian LP: 2300-0).
"But I-how did you-" Adrian stammered before falling over and passing out from the energy drain.
"...prick…" Chazz murmured, before falling unconscious himself.
…
Yuko was almost done brushing the knots out of her hair when she felt something off in the air.
"That's weird...how can a duel have two losers?" She asked herself. "Anyway, it's about time I got off my lazy ass. I have a job to do."
Yuko tentatively stepped out of bed, making sure her legs could support her weight. When they did, she gathered her things and walked out of the room, her hair flowing behind her like a cape.
…
"All the students who attended that party are now unconscious… we have most of them on in-dorm bed rest because we don't have room in the infirmary." Fontaine explained.
"VIPER!" Crowler screamed charging down the halls, only to find his room was empty. "VIPER! I WILL END YOU!" he shouted into the void.