Sekhmet: I know I know, we're late again. A lot happened to slow us down. We got distracted by Pokemon DLC, I slipped into a major depressive episode, the content itself was just not interesting and a slog to get through, we apologize. And as an apology gift, this chapter also premieres with a bonus smut story. And no, we are NOT making Ojama porn of any kind, no matter what Susano-o says.
Susano-o: Sekhmet won't, I will if I want.
Sekhmet: Please no. Don't add to the Ojama porn pile.
Susano-o: Please yes. Add to the Ojama porn pile.
Sekhmet: No Radamnit no!
Susano-o: Yes. Lets go.
Duel 59: Fight For Your Lives
As the students fought for their lives against the ghouls, it became very evident very fast that there was no way to keep them down.
"It's not hard to knock them down, it's keeping them down that's the trick!"
"Well if we can't knock them down forever, maybe we can make a break using this!" Yuko said. She summoned "The Wicked Avatar", and it filled the hallways, oozing through the hallways like a giant ooze and pushing everything out of its path. A bubble in the ooze opened the way for the survivors. "Come on, it's our chance! Dive into the goo!"
"Move dumbasses!" Rose shouted, shoving people through the ooze.
"Sarge we lost Chazz!" Hassleberry shouted.
"Fuck!"
"We're missing Syrus and Adrian too!" Hassleberry yelled.
"What? Where are they?!" Yuko yelled.
"They'll have to find their own way out, who knows where they are!" Rose yelled.
"No, not my baby! I'm turning this god around!" Yuko said.
"Yuko you'll be risking all our lives!" Rose yelled. "We'll get him when we create a barricade!"
"Chance of survival using User Yuko's plan: 13%." Avatar said.
"Fine! But if he's dead when we come back, so help me gods-!"
"We will not be helping you with reviving your dead mate." Dreadroot said.
"I'll eat his corpse so he can be a part of you forever!" Eraser said.
"Less comforting." Yuko growled, and Avatar moved on.
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"Hehehe," Marcel laughed as he watched the events unfold. "Now for part two of my plan, Knights, go and challenge them to a duel."
"Right," His three body horror idiots said, walking away.
"With them distracting their best duelist, my ghouls can sweep in and take out the rest, and while that's going on, I will be retrieving the Sacred Beasts to take us to the next dimension, and from there, well the world will be mine."
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"Well that sucked," Rose sighed.
"That's the understatement of the year." Yuko said, the last remnants of Avatar dissipating from the area. "Now we're stuck in the gym for who knows how long. What's our next move?"
"We're gonna have to wait them out. We don't have much choice."
"One problem; there's no food in here."
"...fuck."
For the next few hours, there wasn't anything to do but maintain the barricades and quell the panic when it arose.
"Hello everyone," Marcel's voice said over the intercom.
"Whomst da faqu are you?" Rose shouted back.
"Dude, I think that's Marcel." Someone from the back piped up.
"I can't help but notice that you're in a bit of a pickle there…." Marcel taunted. "I propose a trade. I will grant you safe passage to the food storage, and in return, you will let me access the power station north of here."
"Wasn't that station broken as shit?" Yuko whispered to Rose.
"Yeah. This seems like a trap," Rose said, crossing her arms. "Besides we've already got food."
…
"Nah, we're good." Yuko said.
"Excuse me…?" Marcel asked.
"Yeah, we've got plenty of food, and plenty of stuff to prepare it on. Hey Sartyr! It's time to do the thing!" Yuko shouted.
"What? Oh please no! Not again!" Sartyr begged.
"Do it or we're gonna eat you!"
Sartyr cried as he summoned his Curry Cards. "It is us, the vegetable-oh god not again!"
"Yes again," Rose giggled darkly as she held 'Onionman' down. "You know what they say, onions have layers, and we're gonna see. Every. Single. One."
"Time to sing the soup making song…" Yuko sang. Visceral sounds of murder and slaughter filled the intercom.
"We've made powerful enemies, haven't we?" Marcel asked.
"Shut up you butternut squash….I know what I'm doing…" Nightshroud muttered. "Our opponents being psychopaths mean nothing…"
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"I think we may have gone too far in a few places." Yuko said, cradling her bowl of curry.
"Yeah, maybe we should see what he wants," Rose mumbled, sipping her bowl as well, the remains of 'Onionman' scattered around her…nothing but peels, boots, and gloves.
"Didn't we assume that he wanted the power station was a trap?" Yuko asked. "It probably still is."
"Yeah," Hassleberry said, slicing up a still living 'Potatoman'. "-But we could turn the trap back on him."
"Alright. We're good at improv, we can pull that off."
….
"So you agreed," Marcel said, smirking.
"Sure, lets go with that," Rose said shrugging. "So what's the deal?"
"Well you will duel my Three Masked Knights," Marcel said as the three Idiot Knights appeared from the dust. "And my two new Duel Ghouls," He smirked as a Zombified Chazz and Syrus came out.
"Yuko…." Syrus leered. Though anyone else would find his heavily bagged and lidded eyes a disturbing corruption, something in Yuko clicked. Without any prompting whatsoever, she walked over, threw him over her shoulder and started walking off with him.
"Where the hell are you going?!" Rose yelled.
"Gotta do some shit. I'll be back when I'm done." Yuko said, Syrus struggling to get free.
"You son of a bitch!" Rose yelled. Yuko ignored her as she walked towards what remained of the dorms.
"...well then," Marcel said, shrugging. "Oh well, one missing is not a problem, now who will duel who?"
"I'll take Chuckles over there," Axel said.
"I want the one in the middle," Hassleberry said.
"So that leaves me with tall and silent," Bastion said.
"And I guess I'll take...Chazz," Rose groaned stepping forward.
….
"Let us begin," Bastion said, drawing his card. "And I hope you're ready for a chemistry lesson, because I summon 'Oxygeddon' (1800/800) in attack mode, I'll also set two cards face down and end my turn."
The Emotionless mask drew his card and did nothing else.
"That's it?" Bastion said scrunching his brow. "Very well my silent student, time for your final lesson! I draw and send 'Duoterion' to the graveyard to add a 'Bonding' card from my deck to my hand, now I'll use 'Fossil Dig' to add a level 6 or lower 'Dinosaur' type monster to my hand," He said as he added the two cards to his hand. "Now I use my facedown 'Bonding-DHO!" He yelled as a giant chemistry set of three test tubes, a pipette, and an erlenmeyer flask appeared on the field. "By shuffling 'Duoterion', Hydrogeddon', and 'Oxygeddon' from my hand or graveyard back into my deck, I can summon one 'Water Dragon Cluster' (2800/2600) from my hand!"
The three dinosaurs each went into one of the tubes as the pipette quickly grabbed a sample of each and added it into the flask, then with a quick shake the flask exploded into a two headed water dragon on top of a giant water ball. "'Water Dragon Cluster' attack him with Tidal Surge Attack!" The two dragons shot a blast of water into the center of the orb which quickly started surging until a wave of water shot out and flooded the field and Emotionless Knight. (EM LP: 8000-5200).
"The lesson is not over yet," Bastion said. "Because I now tribute my 'Water Dragon Cluster' to summon two 'Water Dragons' (2800/ 2600) from my deck, attack my dragons with Tidal Attack!" (EM LP: 5200-0). "And that's the end of the lesson," Bastion said crossing his arms as the Knight returned to Idiot 1.
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"I set a card, and then summon 'Fool Clown'!" Laughter Mask chuckled. (0/0) "And due to its effect, I send my entire hand to the Graveyard! Then I banish all three 'Rough Exploders' to deal 500 damage for each one!" (Axel's LP: 8000-6500)
"My turn. I'll set a card, and summon 'Fire Trooper' in Attack Position. (1000/1000) I'll then activate its effect to send it to the Graveyard and inflict 1000 damage to you." (LM: 8000-7000)
"I banish 'Rough Fight' from my Graveyard to inflict the same amount of damage to you!" (Axel's LP: 6500-5500)
"I then activate 'Fire Recovery' to discard 'Volcanic Scattershot' to Special Summon 'Fire Trooper' in Attack Position. (1000/1000) Since 'Volcanic Scattershot' was sent to the Graveyard, you take 500 damage." (LM: 7000-6500) "Then I use 'Fire Trooper's' effect to send it to the Graveyard and inflict 1000 damage," (LM: 6500-5500) "Then I use another 'Fire Recovery' to send another 'Volcanic Scattershot' to the Graveyard to Special Summon the first 'Volcanic Scattershot' in Defense Position. (500/0) "And since the second 'Volcanic Scattershot' was sent to the Graveyard, you take another 500 points of Damage." (LM: 5500-5000) "With that, I end my turn."
"I draw!" Laugher Mask chuckled.
"I activate "Draw Blast", inflicting 100 damage when you draw a card." Axel said. (LM: 5000-4000)
"As I was saying, I play 'Burial From a Different Dimension' to target my three banished 'Rough Exploders' and return them to the Graveyard. Then I'll banish them again to deal another 1500 damage!" (Axel's LP: 5500-4000) "With that, I end my turn."
"I draw. I activate 'Pot of Greed', allowing me to draw two cards, and then I activate three copies of 'Soul of Fire'! I banish three copies of 'Volcanic Doomfire' to inflict 4500 damage to you!" (LM: 4000-0. Winner: Axel)
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"I set a card and summon 'Anchor Knight' in Attack Position. (1500/600) Then I activate its second effect three times to discard three spells to inflict 600 points of damage for each!" (Hassleberry's LP: 8000-6200) "Then I'll end my turn."
"I draw! I activate the Field Spell 'Lost World'!" The desert was overtaken with lush jungle and grass. It was oddly beautiful. "Now all monsters that aren't Dinosaur type lose 500 Attack and Defense!" (1500-1000/600-100) "Next I summon 'Rescue Rabbit' (300/100) and I banish it to Special Summon two 'Megalosmasher X' from my Deck in Attack Position! (2000/0) Then the second effect of 'Lost World' activates, Special Summoning two 'Jurracegg Tokens' to your field in Defense Position. (0/0) "And while you control a Token, you can't target any other monster on the field with a card effect, except for that Token. Now go, 'Megalosmasher X', Attack both 'Anchor Knight' and the 'Juraccegg Token'!" (AM: 8000-7500) "I'll end my turn, and my 'Megalosmasher X's go to the Graveyard on my End Phase."
"I draw! I discard one Level 3 Monster from my hand to Special Summon 'Anchor Knight' from my Graveyard. (1500-1000/600-100) Then I activate 'Violent Salvage' to return three Spell Cards from my Graveyard to my Hand. Then I'll activate 'Anchor Knight's second effect three times to deal another 1800 damage, and then I'll have 'Anchor Knight' attack you directly! (Hassleberry's LP: 6200-3400) "I end my turn."
"I draw. Now by banishing two Dinosaur Type Monsters from my Graveyard, I can Special Summon 'Ultimate Conductor Tyranno' in Attack Position! (3500/3200) And once per turn, I can destroy one Monster in my hand or on my field to change all the Monsters on your field to Facedown Defense Position. But what's more important is the Monster that was sent: Petiteranodon! When he's destroyed and sent to the Graveyard, I can Special Summon a Level 4 or higher Dinosaur Type Monster from my Deck, but it can't attack this turn. I Special Summon 'Super Conductor Tyranno' in Attack Position! (3300/1400) 'And since both of these Monsters were Special Summoned, two more 'Juraccegg Tokens' appear on your field! (0/0) Go Super Conductor and Ultimate Conductor Tyranno! Attack those Facedowns! And due to 'Ultimate Conductor's' effects, not only can he battle each Monster on your field once each, but at the start of the Damage Step, he inflicts 1000 Damage directly!" (AM:
7500-5500) "And with that I end my turn."
"I draw, and use 'Anchor Knight's' Effect to discard a Level 3 Monster to Special Summon it from the Graveyard." (1500-1000/600-100) "I end my turn."
"I draw! I Summon 'Sabersaurus' in Attack Mode! (1900/500) Now attack you three! And thanks to Ultimate Conductor's effect, you also take 1000 damage at the start of the Damage Step! (5500-0. Winner: Hassleberry)
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"And here we are, again, for the last time," Chazz laughed.
Rose sighed. "Chazz, this is a pain in the ass," She mumbled, rubbing her forehead. "Come on man let's just do this so I can fix your undead ass, and not the way Yuko is fixing Syrus," She quickly added.
"Oh fine, hope you enjoy being part of the borg," Chazz chuckled.
"...Ok….." Rose said, drawing her card. "I summon 'Elemental Hero Solid Soldier' (1300/1100), and using his effect I can special summon another "HERO' from my hand, so here she is, 'Elemental Hero Shadow Mist' (1000/1500), and now I get a 'Change' card to my hand, I'll set two cards and end my turn."
"My turn," Chazz laughed, drawing his card. "I will activate 'Ojama Country'!" He laughed as the field transformed into a real life version of 'Ojama Country'...Ra have mercy.
"Oh hello there," Ojama Lime said. "Welcome to Ojama Country, would you like some sand? Or if you want for 5 grains of sand you can punch me in the face, and for 10 grains you can throw Yellow down a flight of stairs."
"...I hate this place already," Rose sighed.
"And now I summon 'Ojama Blue' (0/1000-1000/0)!"
"Hey there baby," Ojama Blue said, rolling his hips and swinging his hips as he climbed up to his hut in 'Ojama Country'. "You wanna see how and Ojama parties?"
"No, and I never want you to talk like that to me again," Rose snapped.
"Now then I'll send 'Ojama Blue' to attack your 'Shadow Mist'!"
Ojama Silver stopped his tai-chi and kicked 'Ojama Blue' hard enough to send him flying at 'Shadow Mist'
"Go 'Mask Change'!" Rose yelled, activating her face down. "I send 'Shadow Mist' to the grave to summon 'Masked Hero Dark Law' (2400/1800) and add a 'HERO' to my hand!"
"I'll continue anyway!" Chazz shouted back as 'Dark Law' smacked 'Ojama Blue' in the face hard enough to break his neck (Chazz LP: 8000-6600). "Now when 'Blue' goes to the grave-"
"No he doesn't," Rose chuckled. "'Dark Law's' effect, when any of your cards goes the graveyard they are removed from play instead."
"...Wait what!?" Chazz said shocked.
"Yep," Rose chuckled again. "Anything else buddy?"
"Uh," Chazz said looking at his hand. "No."
"My turn then," Rose said. "I summon 'Elemental Hero Liquid Soldier' (1400/1300) now when he's summoned I can special summon a 'HERO' like 'Elemental Hero Shadow Mist' (1000/1500) for another 'Change' card, now I'll activate 'Polymerization' to fuse 'Liquid' and 'Solid' Soldier to summon 'Elemental Hero Absolute Zero' (2500/2000) and then I'll use 'Miracle Fusion' to banish 'Liquid' and 'Solid' to summon 'Elemental Hero Gaia' (2200/2600) and now I'll send everyone to attack you directly!" (Chaz LP: 6600-0)
"Something tells me being ghouls makes people worse duelists," Alexis said as Chazz was blown away into an Ojama hut.
"What was that for?!" Chazz screamed as he stood up, now unghoulified.
"Oh hey welcome back," Rose said waving. "You got turned into a ghoul when you lost all your energy."
"Damn it! I said no more cults!" Chazz yelled at his three 'Ojamas'. "Why didn't you stop me!?...and why is 'Ojama Country' still active!?"
"Unfortunately for you, you've lost in Ojama Country. That means you're now part of Ojama Country." Ojama Lime said.
"Wait what!?" Chazz shouted as the place and him disappeared in a pop.
"...Son of a bitch," Rose mumbled.
"Hey guys, we're back. I fixed Syrus, what did we miss?" Yuko said, Syrus piggybacking on her. Both had remnants of giddiness and oozed happiness.
"...A lot," Alexis sighed facepalming.