Sekhmet: Let it be known that from now on Susano-o is permabanned from doing sexy Jim impressions. They keep distracting me and in between that and work we were left with only one day to work on this chapter so we had to do it all as fast as possible. We have to go serious for a second. The schedule is breaking down because we're both too exhausted by our jobs to work consistently. Susano-Ō and I both work nights and sleep all day, we just don't have time to work on chapters enough to release them weekly anymore. They'll just have to get done when they get done.

Susano-o: Sekhmet is just jealous they can't do it.

Sekhmet: I lack the mental capacity to think of sexy Australian one liners.

Susano-o: Also be on the lookout for my Chazz X Ojama's smut.

Sekhmet: I told you you weren't allowed to add to the porn pile!

Susano-o: Too bad hehe.

Sekhmet: If you keep this up I'm gonna make you write both Adrian x Jim smuts. Yes there's two now.

Susano-o: *Cups your cheek and talks in Sexy Jim Voice (™) * I'll show you how we do things in the outback~.

Sekhmet: (Ugly wheeze laugh) No Radammit no!

Duel 60: The Misadventures of New Chazz and New Lime

"Ok what the hell happened to Chazz?!" Rose yelled, strangling Ojama Lime.

"He lost while using Ojama Country, so he is now a part of Ojama Country." Ojama Lime gurgled. "He now lives in Ojama Country forever, and will slowly turn into an Ojama."

"What!?" Rose yelled. "How do we get him back!?"

"There's no way back. Ojama Country is in the Dark World, and there's currently no way in or out."

"Damn it!" Rose shouted, throwing Lime to the ground. "Just for that you're the new Chazz."

"Yay! I've moved up a rank!" Ojama Lime cheered.

"We have another problem," Alexis said. "While everyone was dealing with them, Marcel left."

"Where did he go?" Rose asked.

"Well he didn't go to the power station," Axel said. "My squad said no one's been there since they moved Bastion out there."

"Damn it," Rose said, stamping her foot. "Ok New Chazz!"

"Yeah, what is it?" Ojama Lime asked.

"Go to the power station and get Tania, we need to find that little French shit asap."

"Yay, I'm helping!" Ojama Lime cheered, snatching a 'Dark Jeroid' from someone's Deck, summoning it, and riding it into the sunset in one swift motion.

"...I'm not gonna question that," Alexis said.

"Me either," Rose said. "Ok everyone find that little shit!"

…. (Ojama Country)

Chazz landed with a smack face first in the sand.

"Hello there!" Ojama INDIGO cackled from up on high, and retreated into his shack with a disgusting suction noise.

"What the-?" Chazz snarled looking around. "Why the hell am I in Ojama Country?" He was surrounded by lots of sand, farting windmills with lips, and Ojama Yellow head huts.

"I see all and I see none. And I see that you have sand in your bum." Ojama Lemon said as he flew circles over the town.

"Boss! Welcome to Ojama Country!" Yellow said, before getting thrown down the stairs by Ojama Grey.

"Why the hell am I here dumbass!" Chazz yelled, grabbing Yellow by his stalks.

"You lost while using Ojama Country, so the card took you as punishment!"

"That's so stupid!" Chazz yelled, throwing him up the stairs, only to get thrown back down by Grey. "So what do I do now?"

"You're stuck here until you find a way out. And there's no way out. We've tried." Ojama Green said, poking at a terrifying looking Ojama Rat.

"Yeah, there's no way out of here." Ojama Black said, walking by with a hoe.

"...What!?" Chazz yelled, but was silenced by Ojama King smacking him in the head.

"Hey New Lime! Get back to farming!" He yelled. "If you don't meet your quota then you'll have to spend the night wit O!"

"WE can share a bed," Ojama INDIGO said with a creepy grin, Chazz grabbed a hoe and started farming.

"It's sand, you can't farm anything on sand…" Chazz muttered.

…

"Hey Yuko, remember how you fixed me?" Syrus asked. Both were wandering the desert in search of Marcel.

"Yeah, it was only a couple hours ago." Yuko said.

"Can we do that again when this is all over?" Syrus asked.

"Sure. Despite the circumstances, it was some of the best we've ever had." Yuko said.

Before the two could giggle over it more, the ground rumbled and shook, and three 'Stone Dragon' monsters rose from the ground. (2000/2300)

"Hello there," Marcel said smirking.

"Marcel." Yuko said with curt disdain.

"Kill them," Marcel ordered. The 'Stone Dragons' advanced on them while he ran for his goal.

"Duel!" (LP: 8000)

"I'll go first and Special Summon 'The Tricky' by discarding one card (2000/1200), use my normal summon to set a card, and then equip 'Black Pendant' to 'The Tricky', boost his attack just enough to get over the first 'Stone Dragon'! (2000-2500/1200) "Finally, I'll set two cards face down and end my turn." Yuko said.

One of the two remaining 'Stone Dragons' attacked Yuko's set monster, which was 'Marshmallon'. It rocketed up and bit the 'Stone Dragon' before returning to its defensive position. The second 'Stone Dragon' set itself into Defense Mode.

"I draw, and I'll fuse 'Steamroid', 'Submarineroid', and 'Drillroid' from my hand to summon 'Super Vehicleroid Jumbo Drill'! (3000/2000) "And I'll have him attack the Defense Position 'Stone Dragon'! Then I'll place a card facedown and end my turn." Syrus said.

The final 'Stone Dragon' set itself in Defense Position.

"My turn. 'The Tricky, destroy the last 'Stone Dragon'!" Yuko said. 'The Tricky' crushed the dragon with ease. (Hunter Duel Over)

"Quick, we gotta use Jumbo Drill to chase him down!' Yuko said.

"That's a great idea, hop in!" Syrus said.

…

As Marcel ran through the desert, he became increasingly aware of a rumbling under his feet. He looked back, and was terrified to find Jumbo Drill chasing him down.

"What has my life become…?!" Marcel yelled.

"This is it boys, this is war!" Syrus screamed, honking the horn. Before he could run Marcel over, and certainly not before Jumbo Drill neared dangerously close to its goal, he wormed his way into a hole in a nearby cliff face, narrowly escaping a gruesome fate.

"Did we get him?" Syrus asked.

"I don't know...let's run him over again just to be sure." Yuko said.

The ground then split open as the seven spirit gates rose out of the ground.

"Haha!" Marcel laughed jumping into the crevice formed from the gate's power. "Ta ta losers!"

"We gotta go get everybody." Yuko said.

….

"So this is my life now?" Chazz snarled, raking more sand and picking up the grains he had learned were used for currency while Ojama Red's screams filled his ears. "And why does he keep screaming like that?!"

"Oh, Red's screaming at a god he knows can't exist as long as he does." Ojama Black said.

"Well can you tell him to shut up!" Chazz yelled.

"FUCK YOU!" Red screamed at him. "I will scream until I finally die!" He shouted. Chazz charged at Red, but Black grabbed him.

"Hey Boss probably don't want to do that," Black said quickly. "If you stop Red's screaming the King is gonna make you stay with Lemon all day making up riddles."

"What lies is the sand, hiding the truth, I think I have something in my tooth." Lemon said.

"Why?!" Chazz shouted.

"Because that's his job," Black explained. "He's the town screamer, his job is to scream, King didn't even have to finish his description of the job before Red was screaming to the heavens."

"Why is that a job?" Chazz asked, throwing his hands in the air.

"Because it is," Black said as he went back to his farming.

This place fucking sucks," Chazz snarled as he went back to farming.

….

"He went that way! Burn the witch!" Yuko shouted.

"What?" Rose asked.

"Marcel opened the Spirit Gates and is going after the Sacred Beasts!" Syrus said.

"...Sheppard said he got rid of them," Rose said, trying to contain her rage.

"Damn him," Hassleberry snarled.

"Come on we need to stop him," Alexis said, grabbing their hands. Adrian looked around and tried to leave to find Echo in the school, however Jim's hand on his shoulder stopped him.

"Where you going, mate?" Jim asked, getting uncomfortably close to Adrian.

"I'm going to get help," Adrian explained calmly.

"We have plenty of people to help," Jim said, tightening his grip on Adrian's shoulder. "From what the rest told me about these cards we need to stop Marcel now."

"All the more reason to get more help," Adrian said, grabbing Jim's hand and pulling it off. Jim grabbed Adrian's wrist and stared him down.

"Come on mate," Jim said, getting even closer. "We don't have time."

Adrian smirked. "You don't trust me do you?" he asked.

"You haven't given me a reason too," Jim said back, grabbing Adrian's collar. "You're up to something I know it."

"What gave you that idea?" Adrian asked, grabbing Jim's wrist and pulling himself closer to Jim's face.

"You're always running off and appearing in the middle of something happening," Jim explained. "You disappeared right before we went into Viper's lair, but then you were there in the lair at the end, you're following us and if you won't tell me what you're doing," Jim said as his bandages started glowing. "I will make you tell me."

"Oi you two stop fucking around and fuck each other already!" Rose screamed from Truckroid's cab. "We need to go already!"

"Yeah, do you want someone to write Yaoi about you two?! Get the lead out of your bottoms, you bottoms!" Yuko yelled.

Jim gave Adrian a final glare before walking away. Adrian snorted and followed behind.

….

Bastion sighed as he rewired the final connector. "There, the substation is reconnected and we should have enough power to get a call out to Dr. Eisenstein."

"Good job sugar bear," Tania said smiling. "Come on then, make the call and let's get out of here!"

"Right my kitty cat," Bastion said hooking up his PDA and making a call.

"Hello? Hello? This is Dr. Allbert Eisenstein!" As contact was made, Ojama Lime and Dark Jeroid came riding over a sand dune and over to them.

"Dr. Eisenstien!" Bastion yelled.

"Bastion my boy!" Eisenstein yelled happily. "What is that?"

"What do you OH MY GOODNESS!" Bastion screamed as he turned around.

"Hello. Fortunately for me, I'm the New Chazz, and this is my convertible." Ojama Lime said, motioning to Dark Jeroid. Dark Jeroid made a Minecraft Zombie noise in response.

"Who are you and why are you riding that sextuple abomination!?" Tania asked standing between him and Bastion.

"I told you, I'm the New Chazz," Ojama Lime said. "Rose sent me out here. And I don't know what that is."

"Rose sent you here?" Tania asked. "What did she need?"

"I don't remember." Ojama Lime said. Everyone facepalmed.

"Worry about what that abomination of Ra has to say later," Eisenstien said. "Bastion I know of your predicament, your friend Brandon came and got me….somehow….I don't know how he got a mule across the ocean but he did."

"It's the power of Arkansas," Brandon replied.

"Impossible redneck powers aside," Eisenstein sighed. "Us here landside are working to bring you back through the same rift Viper opened up, we need a large amount of concentrated duel energy to power up our machines and stabilize a warp gate big enough to bring the island through, luckily you're in a place with plenty of it."

"What do we need to do?" Bastion asked.

"Hook up all the power lines to this station and then connect them to the spirit gates where the Sacred Beasts are, that will have the most energy in a concentrated area, from there all we need is a duel with two duelists of sufficient energy on both sides of the portal to open it up."

"Understood," Bastion said, ending the call. "You heard the doctor! Get these lines connected! Tania I need to get back to the school fast."

"Oh I remember! Rose sent me to get Tania!" Ojama Lime said. "Something about Marcel."

"What?" Tania glared, grabbing Lime by the bottoms and pulling him up to her face. "What did he do?"

"Something about him disappearing I think." Ojama Lime said.

"Oh my Amazon!" Tania shouted throwing Lime into the treeline, grabbing Bastion, and with a quick transformation ran off towards the main building.

"Yay, it wasn't as bad as the last beating!" Ojama Lime cheered.

….

"What! I don't even get a bed!?" Chazz shouted.

"Nope sorry Boss, Lime didn't have a bed so you don't either," Green said as he showed Chazz the pile of rocks that Lime used as a bed.

"Can I share your hut?" Chazz asked.

"Umm sorry no boss, it's kinda a rule if you share huts then you have to also share beds, and well I don't like you like that," Green said awkwardly.

"I don't want to have sex with you!?" Chazz shouted, picking up Green by his neck. "Now give me your hut!"

"Hey new Lime what did I tell you about harassing other Ojamas!" King yelled smacking Chazz to the ground. "That's it you're spending the night wit O!"

"I'll rev up the fryers," Ojamaa INDIGO snickered.

"No!" Chazz yelled getting to his feet and staring up at King. "I am The Chazz! King of Trashland and I rule you with an iron first!" He yelled poking King in the chest. "So get me a place to sleep worthy of my statue!"

Chazz found himself tied to a windmill for the night with Lemon flying around him in a circle.

"Tried to fight the king you did now you're stuck flapping in the wind," Lemon said as he poked Chazz in the face.

"That's it, it's time for a Chazzalution!" Chazz snarled. Lemon stopped his flying.

"Chazzalution you say, what does the word mean if you may?" Chazz smirked and started his plan.