Author's note.

Here's the first of three chapters that were suggested to me by roggerlopez99. And there will be more Akuma's in this story, maybe even a meat circus-like story. So, leave a review, sit back, relax and enjoy the show.

Chapter 13

Dark Prankster

William had finished packing a duffle bag and headed towards his family's limo.

"Still can't believe the teacher agreed to this" William muttered.

"Now master William", said the limo driver. "I do believe that this will do you some good".

"Yeah, but those assholes are fucking annoying" groaned William.

"I know", said the Limo driver. "But you still have to go to school".

William just groaned. They soon arrived at the pool and William got out.

"Hey, William!".

William then saw Marinette and her class waiting for him.

"Oh, hello Marinette", he said. "Hello other people who I don't give two shits about".

"Well, you should give two shits about me", said Chloe. "After all I-AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!".

William stepped on Chloe's foot. She then hopped on one foot while holding the other.

"Do you ever shut up?" Asked William.

"Now then", said Madam Bustier. "Everyone head to the change rooms".

Soon, everyone was in the changing rooms. Most of them had gotten out and changed. Marinette was waiting in a two-tone blue one piece swimsuit.

"Hey Marinette". Marinette then saw Adrian in a pair of swim shorts, with a very toned body, causing her to blush madly.

"Adrian. Uh, hi. You look hot, uh nice. I mean nice".

"You got a bit of drool there".

"Hey!", shouted Marinette. "I'm not. Not".

Marinette then saw William. He was in a pair of board shorts and he had a well toned body with muscles, even a faint six pack. The other girls couldn't help but stare at him. He then walked over to Marinette who still had her mouth open.

"You'll catch flies" he said as he closed Marinette's mouth.

He then jumped into the pool. Soon, everyone was in the pool.

"Ah, this is relaxing", sighed William. "Hmmm, my jackass sense is going off the chart". He then turns to see Kim talking to the others. William smirked at this.

"Perhaps this will get him to shut up?" William said to himself, unaware that Marinette and Adrian saw him.

"You're kidding right?", asked Kim. "I could do a perfect dive from the highest board no prob-".

"Do you EVER stop stroking your own dick?" William asked. This caught Kim's attention.

"What's that supposed to mean?" Asked Kim, almost offended.

"It means I don't believe ya", answered William. "Ya keep blowing hot air, but I ain't seeing ya fly".

"Then I'll prove it" said Kim. William smirked.

"Yes, by all means" he encouraged. He then undid the ties on Kim's trunks. Kim then got out of the pool and headed towards the highest diving board.

"Hey, everyone!", shouted William. "Kim's gonna prove he has a dick. And by that, I mean he's gonna do a perfect jump from the highest board!". Everybody got out of the pools as Kim climbed up. Marinette and Adrian just looked at William, who was watch from the other side, with a malicious smirk. Everyone watched as Kim jumped off the board and landed in the water with a splash.

"Eh, I'd give that dive a 6.4" said William. He then walked away towards the end of the pool and saw something floating on the top. Kim's head then came up.

"Told you I could do it" said Kim. William only smirked. As Kim got out of the pool, everyone either gasped or covered there eyes.

"What's the matter?" Asked Kim. William then walked up to them and had a smirk on his face. But, he hid it from everyone.

"Hey, uh", said William walking up to them, he then held up a pair of swim trunks. "Do these belong to anyo-". William then looked at Kim, his eyes went below the boarder.

"So~", said William. "Does it get small when you get cold?". Kim was confused and looked down, he then covered his crotch, grabbed his shorts and ran into the changing rooms.

"Tch, dweeb" said William as he walked away. Marinette and Adrian then followed him.

"Is there something I can help you with?" William asked.

"What's your problem?" Asked Marinette. William raised an eyebrow to this.

"Problem?" Asked William.

"I know it was you who untied Kim's trunks" said Adrian.

"So?" Asked William.

"Why did you do that?" Asked William.

"Because all those who act like a big dick", answered William. "Actually have a SMALL dick. And boy~, does he ever".

"Do you realise what could happen?" Asked Adrian.

"Yeah, I do", answered William. "And I hope it teaches him not to fling his dick around". William then walked away.

In Hawkmoth's lair.

"The pain of humiliation", said Hawkmoth. "Of the best kinds that can produce great power". He then infected a Butterfly and sent it out.

"Fly away, my little Akuma", said Hawkmoth. "And evilise him".

In the public pool.

Kim was sitting in the changing room when the Butterfly flew in and merged with his swim goggles. When that happened, the outline of a butterfly appeared on his face.

"Dark Prankster, I am Hawkmoth. Your anger at your humiliations is understandable and I can help you share that humiliation. But, in exchange for this, you must bring me something in return; Ladybug and Chat Noir's Miraculous".

"Let's see how THEY like it!" Shouted Kim. A purple shadow then encased him.

While the other students were in the pool, when something jumped out of the changing room. It then landed on the diving board, it was a young man dressed up in a purple and black jester outfit with a pair of targeting goggles on his head.

"Beware everyone!", he shouted. "I am Dark Prankster and-".

"I don't give a shit, Kim!", shouted William, causing everyone to look at him. "Stick to Dark Cupid, dude, ya don't look a DC comics knock off". Dark Prankster looked at William before pulling out a crossbow.

"Let's see how YOU like it!" Shouted Dark Prankster. He then fired. William the used Mylene as a shield, then Rose, then Max, then Alix.

"You guys are AMAZING human shields" said William. He then ran into Alya, who was accidentally knock into the pool along with her phone.

"Sorry, but not really" shouted William. He then ran out. Marinette and Adrian then noticed that the students who were hit by the arrows were pranking the ones that weren't.

"Those arrows must cause people who get hit by them to prank others" said Marinette.

"Didn't you hear the narrator?" Asked Adrian. They narrowly missed getting hit by arrows and Marinette hid in one of the changing rooms.

"We gotta stop him" said Marinette.

"You know what to say" said Tiki.

"Tiki, spots on!"

Adrian then hid in one of the boy's changing rooms.

"I knew I should've stopped William" said Adrian.

"Really now", said Plagg. "If only you had the same commitment with-".

"Not the time", said Adrian. "Plagg, Claws Out!".

Ladybug and Chat Noir then jumped out of the Changing rooms and drew out their weapons.

"Ah, nice to see you two showed up" said Dark Prankster.

"When you see someone shoot arrows at people", said Chat Noir. "You tend to think, 'yeah, we need to stop them'". Dark Prankster then pulled out his crossbow.

"Thanks for the reminder" said Dark Prankster.

"Oh shit" said Chat Noir. They ran out of the ways of the arrows.

"Chat Noir!", shouted Ladybug. "Don't let those arrows hit you".

"Trust me, M'Lady", said Chat Noir. "I won't". Dark Prankster was still chasing after them.

"Get back here!" Shouted Dark Prankster. Ladybug then spun her yo-yo to create a shield and Chat Noir then knocked away the arrows with his staff.

"This is getting nowhere", said Chat Noir. "We can't get close enough to him. And these arrows are relentless".

"That's the idea", said Dark Prankster. "You, defeat me? What a joke".

"Lucky charm!" Shouted Ladybug. Her yo-yo spun until it came down as a red and black spotted…

"A shield?" Asked Ladybug.

"I think this is self-explanatory" said Chat Noir. Dark Prankster was about to fire his crossbow, when something grabbed him by the leg and hung him upside down.

"The Wendigo" said Ladybug. And it was, he had Dark Prankster in his hand. He then released a shrilled wail that echoed through out Paris. He then threw Dark Prankster into the side of a building before charging at him, antlers first. These pierced Dark Prankster's shoulder, making him drop his crossbow. The Wendigo then ripped the goggles off Dark Prankster, before tossing him to the floor and placing his foot on top of his head.

"HEY!". The Wendigo then turned to see Ladybug and Chat Noir, weapons drawn.

"Step away from him!" Shouted Chat Noir. The Wendigo then tossed the goggles to them, which Ladybug caught.

"Break them", Wendigo growled. "It's inside". Ladybug then snapped the goggles at the bridge and the Akuma flew out.

"No more evil doing for you, little Akuma", said Ladybug swinging her yo-yo. "Time to de-evilise!". She then caught the Akuma.

"Got ya!", shouted Ladybug before opening her yo-yo and letting the Akuma flew out. "Bye-bye, little butterfly". She then grabbed the shield and threw it into the air.

"MIRACULOUS LADYBUG!". Swarms of Ladybugs then flew over Paris and repaired all the damages in Paris and Dark Prankster turned back into Kim.

"Pound it!" Cheered Ladybug and Chat Noir as they fist bumped. They then heard Kim scream and saw the Wendigo now had him by the jacket.

"Your soul reeks with the scent of pride", growled the Wendigo. "I'm almost considering eating you". Kim was now whimpering as the Wendigo brought him closer to his mouth.

"HEY!". The Wendigo then turned to Ladybug and Chat Noir.

"What do you want?" The Wendigo growled.

"We just want to ask you a few things" answered Ladybug,

"And, we want to know why you ate Bob Roth" added Chat Noir. The Wendigo then growled before he tossed Kim out of a window. Ladybug ran after Kim while Chat Noir tried to attack the Wendigo. But, the Wendigo smirked underneath his deer skull helmet, turned into a shadow and zoomed away.

"Damn it" cursed Chat Noir. Ladybug then threw her Yo-Yo and caught Kim.

"You alright?" Asked Ladybug.

"Been better" said Kim.

Later on, everybody was back at the pool, and William had just entered the building.

"Well, that was a shit show" groaned William as he headed towards the changing rooms. When he got out, he saw Marinette was waiting for him.

"Oh, hey Marinette" William said.

"I hope you realise that prank of yours got Kim Akumatized" said Marinette.

"Really?", asked William. "Why don't we see the results from it?". They walked over to where Kim had sit down, with the other students surrounding him.

"Dude, that must've been terrifying" said Nino.

"Yeah", Kim sighed. "The look in his eyes. It. It was like he WANTED to eat me. I don't know what's worse, that or him throwing me out of the window?".

"Maybe if you tone down the bragging?" Suggested Mylene.

"Yeah, maybe" said Kim.

William walked away with a smirk on his face.