Author's note.

Well, Lila just made her appearance. And from what you read, William ain't buying it. Oh, this is gonna get good. Also, I stopped watching Miraculous halfway through season 4. Now, leave a review, sit back, relax, and enjoy the show.

Chapter 18

Zombizou 2

William walked through the school gates when he saw someone walking towards him.

"Oh, hey Mirelle" said William.

"I was wondering if you know if your dad has something on the lines of a ballroom?" Asked Mirelle.

"I think he does", answered William. "I'll check with him when I-". He was interrupted by the sound of yelling. He then saw Marinette and some students from her class in a shouting match.

"Hold on" said William. He then walked over to them.

"What the hell is going on?" He asked.

"Nothing", said Alya. "Marinette's just be un-".

"She wants me to make her a dress for a date despite the fact I have commissions backed up" corrected Marinette.

"Your friends should come first" said Alya.

"My clients come first actually" corrected Marinette. The two then had a shouting match.

"QUIET!" Shouted William. Everyone then went silent.

"Are you at least gonna be paying her?" Asked William.

"Why would I?", asked Alya. "She's my friend and-".

"I rest my case", said William. "I suggest we get to class, Marinette". William and Marinette then started to walk away. Alya then ran up to Marinette and grabbed her arm.

"Hey, what about my-".

WHACK!

Alya was soon on the floor holding her cheek. William had punched Alya in the face. William and Marinette then walked off. Alya wasn't badly bruised, but there was a red mark on her cheek. When everyone got into class, everyone stared at Marinette and William. Madame Bustier then arrived and class started. Lila then saw that Marinette was sitting next William. She didn't want Marinette to get the upper hand on her.

"Excuse me, madame Bustier" said Lila.

"Yes Lila" said Madame.

"My tinnitus is acting up again", said Lila. "So I was wondering if William would be kind enough to-".

"No" said William. Everyone was silent. Lila decided to play the sympathy card.

"Don't you believe me?", asked Lila. "Did Mar-".

"Finish that sentence and you'll lose that tongue" said William.

"Now, William", said Madame Bustier. "Surely you can-".

"You show me evidence that she does have tinnitus", interrupted William. "THEN I'll be more accommodating, Caline". Everybody gasped.

"Excuse me, It's Madame Bustier to you" said Madame Bustier.

"Start acting like a teacher, I'll address you as one", said William. "First I had to deal with Four eyes complaining about Marinette not bowing to her whim and you come along believing every thing ya hear. If she did have it, how'd she get it?".

"Running on a runway to save a kitten belonging to jagged sto-".

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!", laughed William. "You believe that bullshit? Jagged Stone has a fur allergy. He's also got a pet crocodile".

"This was before he had-".

"SHUT IT SAUSAGE HAIR!", shouted William. "Why doesn't Adrian switch with her? I'm sure he wouldn't mind".

"Enough", said Nino. "I'll switch with her".

"Thanks Cap head", said William. "You are a good person". Nino and Lila got up and exchanged desks. Lila scowled at William, while he just wiggled his fingers. While this was going on, Marinette got an idea.

When the final bell rang, the students were heading for their lockers.

"William", said Madame Bustier. "Could you stay back for a-".

"No, because I gotta be back at my dad's resort", said William. "Plus, Mirelle asked me if my the resort's concert hall is bookable. I said I would check, and I found out. So, bye". He then walked out the door, when he felt a hand on his shoulder, he looked to see Madame Bustier.

"Lila has special needs", said Madame Bustier. "She-".

"Can fuck off", said William. "I've got a few people in the resort with disabilities, and before you start there ain't no lying disease. Now, get off my shoulder". Madame Bustier then released him and he walked over to Mirelle.

"I got an answer from my dad", said Mirelle. "It is open for bookings, but the price is quite hefty".

"Define hefty?" Asked Mirelle.

"You got any valuables you don't want?" Answered William.

"William, be reasonable" said Madame Bustier.

"Oh for, GET LOST!" Shouted William. He then walked off. Madame Bustier then grabbed his wrist.

"You have to be the-". She didn't get to finish as William tossed her over his shoulders, straight into a wall.

"And for the record", said William. "THAT was a reflex action AND self defence, so you can't do shit". He then called Sabrina and the two walked away. While doing so, he stepped on Bustier's Lipstick.

Hawkmoth's lair.

"The broken heart of a teacher", said Hawkmoth. "What a nice change, usually, it's the students". He then infected a butterfly and sent it out.

"Fly away, my little Akuma", said Hawkmoth. "And evilise her".

Meanwhile, William and Sabrina had just left the school grounds, when Alya ran up to them.

"Oh fuck, what do you want?" William asked, knowing full well where this was going.

"Could you be any more rude?" Asked Alya.

"I could ask you that as well" answered William.

"Lila needed to change seats for her tinnitus", said Alya. "You could just-".

"Oh for fuck sake, will you shut it!", shouted William. "It's impossible to have that many things and NOT be in the hospital. Do you just blindly follow anyone who dangles a scoop in front of you? Or are you just that stupid?". Alya's eye twitched.

"Why you" growled Alya.

Meanwhile, the Akuma made it's way to madame Bustier. It entered her lipstick and the outline of a butterfly appeared on her face.

"Zombizou, I am Hawkmoth. You try to show love to a student who outright rejected you, and I'm giving you the opportunity to make him feel that love".

"Yes, Hawkmoth" said Madame Bustier. She then transformed.

Meanwhile.

"I've got places to be", said William. "Now, make like your brain, and get lost".

"AKUMA!" Someone shouted. Everyone looked to see the Akuma walk towards them.

"Hello everyone!", she shouted. "Zombizou is back to spread the love!".

"Who's that?" William asked.

"That's Madame Bustier" said Alya.

"Oh, okay", said William. "Well, bye". He then walked off.

"You're not scared by this?" Asked Alya.

"Nope", answered William. "Not to mention she looks ridiculous". Zombizou then landed in front of William.

"Uh, can I help you?" Asked William, starting to sweat. Zombizou then pulled out some lipstick and painted her lips with it.

"How about a, little kiss?" Asked Zombizou. She then puckered lips.

"Oh hell no!" Shouted William. He then grabbed his back and thwacked her upside her head.

"Here", said William. "Take the her". He then shoved Alya onto her.

"Let's get out of here" he said. He then grabbed Sabrina and they ran. They eventually found a dumpster. William then opened the lid.

"You're joking, right?" Asked Sabrina. William then picked her up and threw her in.

"Don't come out until either me, Ladybug or Chat Noir, okay?" Asked William. Sabrina nodded. He then closed the lid and ran off.

"Gotta find a place to transform" William muttered to himself. He then heard the sound of kissing. He looked behind him to see a whole bunch of people that had lipstick marks on them and kept saying 'Kissu' and the like.

"Oh crap" he said. He then ran.

"I'd kill for a deu sex machina right now" said William. He then felt something pull on him and suddenly, he was on a skyscraper.

"How did I get here?" He asked himself.

"You can thank us for that". William looked up to Ladybug and Chat Noir.

"Oh, hello" said William. "Uh, thanks for the save".

"You're welcome", said Ladybug. "Now can you tell us what happened?".

"Ugh", groaned William. "Caline got turned into some Zombie freak after I called her out for her pour teaching job. She's called Zombizou, or some shit. Either way, I gotta get back to the resort".

"Zombizou's back" said Chat Noir.

"The Akuma must be in her lipstick" said Ladybug.

"While you're at it", said William. "I hid one of my friends in a dumpster. Her name's Sabrina. If they haven't gotten to her yet, can you make sure she get's to safety?". Ladybug and Chat Noir were a little surprised by this. William calling someone his friend?

"Sure" said Ladybug.

"Now, I gotta run" said William. William then opened the door and ran off. Ladybug and Chat Noir then followed the kissing zombies to find Zombizou at the front of them.

"Didn't anyone tell you that it's rude to kiss someone without consent?" Asked Chat Noir.

'Take their Miraculous! If they're here, it won't be too long before the Wendigo shows up'.

Meanwhile.

William finally found a place to hide. Scul then flew out of his pocket.

"Are gonna eat this one?" Asked Scul.

"No", answered William. "You know what we agreed to".

"Just because she's pregnant", growled Scul. "Doesn't excuse her for-".

"I have an idea" interrupted William. Scul looked at his holder curiously.

"You wanna play the boogie man?" Asked William. Scul only smirk.

"You know what can happen, right?" Scul asked. William stood there for a moment.

"I do", said William. "Scul. Devour".

Meanwhile.

Ladybug and Chat Noir were then fighting Zombizou.

"If only we could get to her lipstick" said Ladybug.

"Too bad we can't get close to her" added Chat Noir.

Then, a frightening wailing sound was heard.

"Oh no" said Chat Noir. The Wendigo then tackled Zombizou to the floor.

"Hello there" said the Wendigo. He then placed his hands on the side of Zombizou's head, who was now terrified at what she was witnessing.

"Please don't do this", Zombizou begged. "I have a baby on the-".

"I know", said the Wendigo. "But, is this baby number 4, or baby number 1? I don't know if you count the dead as having children. But, you might not deserve it". Ladybug suddenly grabbed the Wendigo by the horns and pulled, getting him off her.

"What are you doing?" Asked the Wendigo.

"I'm not gonna let you eat her" said Ladybug.

"I won't", retorted the Wendigo. "But she won't be unscathed". He then grabbed Ladybug and threw her into Chat Noir. They were both thrown down the stairs of the Eiffel Tower. The Wendigo then broke a piece of the railing and used it to seal the door tight. He then walked over to Zombizou.

"I know you can hear me, Hawkmoth", growled the Wendigo. "And I know you can see me. It's not gonna be pretty what you see next". The Wendigo then opened his mouth and black mist came out. It was starting to enter Zombizou's nose.

Meanwhile, Ladybug and Chat Noir were trying to break the door down.

"I can't break it down", said Chat Noir. "And I used my cataclysm on the bridge". The sound of an agonising scream was heard.

"Oh shit" said Chat Noir.

"Lucky Charm!" Shouted Ladybug. After her yo-yo stopped spinning, what came down was-.

"A fire axe" said Ladybug.

"I think this one speaks for itself" said Chat Noir. Ladybug then started to hack away at the door until the lock was broken. Ladybug then kicked the door down, but the Wendigo was gone. Instead, they found Zombizou screaming on the floor with blacked out eyes.

"What the hell did he do to her?' Asked Chat Noir. As Zombizou was thrashing around, her lipstick fell out.

"Her lipstick" said Ladybug. She then stomped on it, and the Akuma flew out.

"No more evil doing for you, little Akuma", said Ladybug before swinging her yo-yo. "Time to de-evilise!". She then caught the Akuma.

"Gotcha!", she shouted before opening her yo-yo, releasing the now purified Akuma. "Bye-bye, little butterfly". She then threw the fire axe into the air.

"Miraculous Ladybug!". Swarms of ladybugs then returned everything to normal and Madame Bustier then returned to normal as well.

"Pound it" said Ladybug and Chat Noir as the fist bumped.

Hawkmoth's lair.

Hawkmoth had a shocked expression on his face and was panting heavily. He then collapsed on his knees.

"Nooroo, Dark Wings fall" panted Hawkmoth. He then turned back into Gabriel Agreste. Nathalie then rushed in.

"Are you alright?" She asked.

"Such power", said Gabriel.

Meanwhile.

William ran back to the dumpster where he hid Sabrina and opened the lid. Sabrina then popped her head up.

"You okay?" Asked William.

"I'm fine" said Sabrina. She then climbed out.

"I'm surprised none of those kissing zombies found you" said William.

"I think they were too focused on moving targets" said Sabrina.

That night, William was watching the news report about the Akuma attack. He then turned it off.

"You really need to start letting me eat more" commented Scul.

"Not my fault Hawkmoth targeted a baby and a pregnant woman" said William.

"That is true" said Scul.

"Don't you usually eat rats when we haven't eaten a victim?" Asked William.

"Haven't seen one in a while" said Scul.

"Election day's in just under a week", said William. "If the people choose my dad, you can eat all the rats there".

"I just hope we have some, Italian food soon" said Scul with a smirk.