Author's note.

Remember when William was talking about a 'guy's night out'?, well, it's time to begin this; the day that Adrian stops being a pacifist, at least I hope. So, leave a review, sit back, relax and enjoy the show.

Chapter 34

Innocence

William was in his room, messing around with his phone, when there was a knock.

"Come in" he said. The door opened and Adrian came in.

"Oh, hi Adrian" said William.

"Hi" said Adrian.

"You ready for our boy's night out?" Asked William.

"Really?", asked Adrian. "It's tonight?".

"Yeah" answered William.

"But, I'm supposed to be hiding from the media", said Adrian. "How am I supposed to-".

"You leave that to me" said William. Adrian turned around to leave, but he slammed into the wall, and a picture fell off the wall. Adrian saw this and scrambled to pick it up.

"Oh, William", said Adrian. "I am so-". He stopped when he looked at the photo, William then stood next to him and held out his. Adrian then handed William the photo. He then noticed that William was looking at the picture with a mournful expression.

"I, don't know if I'm stepping on a sore spot", said Adrian. "But, who's the woman in the photo?".

"That's my mom" answered William.

"Oh, well, where is she?", asked William. "I haven't seen her aro-". One look at William and Adrian picked up that something was up.

"William", said Adrian. "What happened?".

"My mother died" answered William as he put the photo back on the wall.

"She, she did?" Asked Adrian.

"When I was 4", answered William. "My dad was destroyed by this. He spent what felt like entire year mourning her, and I felt the same. But, he soon realised that I was still here. We mourned, we cried, but we moved on. But we never forget". Adrian was still trying to process this; could William's attitude be because he's still coping?.

"Oh, I'm, I'm sorry, William", said Adrian with a sympathetic tone in his voice. "N,no one should ever have to go through that".

"Well, you better head back to your room", said William. "I told my dad and Valerie, but don't worry. They know I can take care of myself". Adrian left and headed back to his room. When he got in, Plagg flew out of his jacket.

"You dad could take a few cues from Ronald" said Plagg. Adrian said nothing.

"You okay, kid?" Asked Plagg.

"My mom only disappeared", said Adrian. "He lost his; why do I suddenly feel like a jerk?".

"You're not a jerk", said Plagg. "You're just, naive".

That night.

Adrian was in his room, laying on his bed, when William came in.

"You ready to go out?" Asked William.

"Uh, you said you had a way to 'hide me from the public'", said Adrian. "So, what is it?".

12 minutes later.

Adrian was now wearing a green wig, a black shirt with anime on it under a black hoodie, a pair of red pants and pink sneakers.

"I feel ridiculous" said Adrian.

"Yeah, but you're unrecognisable", said Adrian. "Let's go". He grabs Adrian by the wrist and pulled him away. They were soon in the streets of Paris.

"See, what did I tell ya", said William. "No one recognises you".

"I gotta admit", said Adrian. "It is better then being swarmed by fan girls".

"You think Gabriel would want any money from people who make body pillows of you?" Asked William, causing Adrian to do a double take.

"Uh, what?" Asked Adrian. William then showed him a picture on his phone of a 'Ladybug body pillow'. Seeing this, Adrian turned a shade of red.

"And that's only a SANE example", said William. "Though I'm pretty sure if I showed you an INsane example, you'd need to clean out your eyes". Adrian was both confused and scared by this. They then stopped walking.

"Here's our first stop" said William. It was a bar named 'The Tipsy Oyster'.

"Are we even allowed in there?" Asked Adrian.

"Sure we are", answered William. "My dad's friends with the owner of this place, and our next stop". He then dragged Adrian in. They then sat down at a booth and ordered their drinks.

"Ya keep staring like that", said William. "People are gonna think you're either staring at a girl or are just plain creepy".

"Hey, it's my first time here" said Adrian.

"Yeah, and that's kinda sad", said William. "You're so used to high class bullshit, you've never got to appreciate the 'simpler' things in life".

"Hey, I go to a public school, don't I?" Asked Adrian.

"After your father finally relented", answered William. "Another thing, how come you treat Chloe like a friend? I've seen people like her, and it screams 'gold digger' like rock concert".

"Well, she was one of the few people that my father allowed to be my friend" said Adrian.

"You know the saying", said William. "With friends like her, who needs villains". A man then landed on their table, smashing it.

"What the hell?!" Shouted William. Them man then got up and started to fight another one.

"Great, a drunk fight" said William. Adrian then walked up to them.

"Adrian don't" said William.

"Hey", said Adrian. "Why don't we just calm down and-". He was interrupted when the drunk man slugged him across the face. Suddenly, Adrian's face scrunched up into an expression of rage and punched the guy so hard, he knocked him our, and a tooth. Everyone just stared at Adrian as he held his hand in pain. William then walked over, amazed by Adrian's actions.

"First punch out?" Asked William.

"Yeah" groaned Adrian.

"Feels good doesn't it?" Asked William.

"Yeah, it feels great" groaned Adrian shaking his hand and holding his wrist.

"Sarcasm is not your strong suit" said William. The security arrived and dragged the guy out.

"Well, that was unexpected" said William.

"Yeah, and now my hand is sore" said Adrian.

"Why don't we finish this conversation outside?" Suggested William. They went outside and walked off.

"Okay, back on topic", said William. "You said she was one of the few people your father allowed around you? Well, how'd she get a Miraculous?"

"That I don't know", answered Adrian. "But, Ladybug thought that being Queen Bee would help, well, improve her".

"Yeah, THAT worked out well", said William. "So, how'd she lose it?". Adrian stopped and took out his phone, and showed William an article titled 'Ladybug unjustly takes away the Bee Miraculous'.

"Are they serious?" Asked William.

"Well, here's the CANON event" said Adrian before showing him a video. It was of what everyone dubbed 'Miracle Queen'.

"Chloe teamed up with Hawkmoth", said William. "I'm honestly not surprised".

"Ladybug didn't need Queen Bee", said Adrian. "So, when Hawkmoth stole the miracle box and gave Chloe the Bee Miraculous, she jumped at the chance and got Akumatized into Miracle Queen. She then revealed the identities of the other heroes except for Chat Noir and Ladybug. When it was over, Ladybug took the Bee Miraculous away from Chloe, who later said she was no longer a fan of hers". William was shocked and baffled.

"How, in the hell did she GET AWAY WITH THAT GIANT PILE OF BULLSHIT?!", shouted William. "She basically aided a terrorist! What sort of shady bullshit happened?".

"She had her dad blackmail a journalist", answered Adrian. "He wrote an article that said that Hawkmoth brainwashed her and that Ladybug was careless".

"And you didn't show this to fucking media, why?" Asked William.

"Her dad controlled everything", answered Adrian. "If I did, she'd think that I was blackmailed into showing an edited video clip".

"Hhhmm, that's actually a decent reason" said William. He then looked and saw where they wanted to go.

"Ah, there it is" said William pointing forward. Adrian looked to where he was pointing to and his face turned slightly red.

"Uh, are you, s-sure?" Asked Adrian. William then got behind Adrian and started pushing him towards Asmodeus' Castle; a strip club.

"Relax, Adrian", said William. "My dad knows the owner, they're friends from college. Plus I've been here before AND I know A LOT of the workers". Adrian's eyes widened and his pupils shrank.

"Y-y-y-you what?", asked Adrian. "S-s-s-s-so does th-th-th-that mean you-".

"Of course not", said William. "They're family friends, they even went to my mom's baby shower and parent's hens and stag nights respectively". William opens the door and is greeted by a man in his mid 30's with red-lensed glasses and a multi-shade red suit with pink highlights.

"Ah, William, my boy", the man said. "Nice to see you again".

"Hi, Jarred", said William. "I thought I'd show my 'sheltered friend' a 'good time', if you would". Jarred smirked.

"Ah, I see", said Jarred. "Well, you came at a good time, we got plenty of dancers on stage". He then walked over to a curtain and pulled it back.

"Enjoy the show, you two" Jarred said.

"Thanks Jarred" said William. The two then walked in and through a second curtain, into what could be described as lustful indulgence. Adrian's eyes widened as he looked around. There had to be at least 4 floors, each with small stages with poles in the middle, but the main stage was on the first floor. Several men and woman sat in chairs and booths and stood on the floor as scantily clad and skimpy dressed women were either dancing on the stage, hanging off someone of serving food and drinks to patrons.

"Pick your jaw up off the floor" said William. The two then continued to walk through the club.

"This is WAY more intense then I thought" said Adrian.

"You can NOT tell me that you're not even drooling at this" said William.

"My dad, wasn't the kind that would allow me to view, well, this" said Adrian gesturing to the club.

"Wow, your dad sounds like prude and a douchebag", said William. "Also, take a look around, see if you can see anyone, familiar?". Adrian looked around and saw some familiar people.

"Wait wait, that's the police commissioner", said Adrian. "That's Nadja's boss. That's the head of the D.A office. Why are there-".

"So many authority and political figures?", continued William. "Because this is the place where you can scratch that itch, without the paps taking snaps. After all, imagine the scandal if your father was seen here, or even Hawkmoth. Heh, bet that's how he met Mayura".

Agreste Manor.

"Huh", said Nathalie. "Why do I feel as though someone's talking about me? Ugh, I swear, if it's another couple of fans who wonder if 'Mayura wears anything underneath her outfit?' Or 'Would Mayura look hotter in a two piece or one piece?' I'm start blocking those sites".

Asmodeus' Castle.

"You think she wears anything under that outfit of hers?", asked William. "It can NOT be comfortable for her to run around in that thing".

"How do you know about Mayura?" Asked Adrian.

"You'd be surprised what you can find online", answered William. "Although, for you, I'd highly suggest putting the safety filter on". Adrian then blinked.

"Uh, can we at least get a seat somewhere?" Adrian asked nervously.

"Oh sure" said William. The two then sat in a booth, VERY close to the stage. A woman wearing pink lace lingerie, pink heels and gold hoops came by and gave then drinks, non-alcoholic of course.

"So, how's it feel?" Asked William.

"I, uh, uh, um, uh, I" stuttered Adrian. Suddenly, the lights dimmed.

"Alright everyone", said a voice over the speakers. "It's time for the main event. Please welcome to the stage, the stars of our show, the kinkiest pair of queens, Duo Sex Machina!". The lights came on and two girls dressed in scanty, silver Bikinis, silver thigh-high high heeled boots and arm length gloves with mechanical detail. Both had long blue hair, but one had their hair in a bun, the other had hers in pigtails. The music then started and they started dancing. The other patrons, both male and female, shouted, cheered and threw money on the stage. Adrian just stared at them, eyes wide.

"OH YEAH HAHAAA! SHAKE THAT MONEY MAKER! HAHAHAAAA!" Shouted William. He then sat back down.

"Huh~, this is awesome", said William. "You enjoying the show, Adrian?". He didn't get a response.

"Adrian?" William asked. Adrian just stared, the hair and the styles made the dancers look familiar, almost like-.

"Marinette" Adrian whispered.

"Huh?" William wondered.

"Ladybug" Adrian whispered.

In Adrian's head, the dancer's weren't dressed in silver, one was dressed in red with black dots, the other in pink and white. He saw them as, Ladybug and Marinette. He was now drooling, imagining them dancing in front of him.

"Ohohohohoooo, he has lost it" said William.

Adrian's trance was broken when something landed on his head and shoulder, he picked them up and saw that, they were bikini tops. He started to blush when four hands grabbed his face and he was pulled into the dancer's chests before having his head jiggled a bit.

"YEAHEAH! GET SOME!" Shouted William. The dancers then released Adrian and he was now dazed by this. His senses were being filled with so many things, it was getting hard to process.

"Hey, you okay?" Asked William. Adrian's face was now as red as an english letter box.

"Igottausethebathroombebackinafewminutes" said Adrian before running off. He then ran into the bathroom and checked to see if each stall was empty. He then leaned against a wall and then sat on the floor.

"Oh man", he groaned. "Why am I here? How did I let William talk me into this?". Plagg then flew out of his jacket. He was laughing so hard he was crying.

"Oh boy, kid, said Plagg. "You now have officially beat EVERY boy in your school, by seeing a girl's boobs. Two lots of boobs actually".

"That, was still intense" said Adrian.

"Really?", asked Plagg cheekily. "Then why did you say Marinette's and Ladybug's name? Fantasising about them 'shaking their money makers' as William called it?". Adrian was about to say something, when he heard the doorknob click and Plagg then hid back in Adrian's jacket. The door opened and William came in.

"Sorry if that overwhelmed you", said William. "But, I genuinely thought this might help you loosen up".

"Actually", said Adrian as he got up. "I enjoyed it". William smiled.

"I'll say ya did", said William. "If we were an anime, you'd be bleeding from your nose right now".

"You always make that comparison". William and Adrian were then approached by a woman with long teal hair, body tattoos that resembled a flaming Phoenix hugging her, black lace lingerie with flaming highlights, red full arm gloves and thigh high, high heeled boots with fiery patterns.

"Oh, hi Rebecca" said William.

"I trust Jarred knows you're here?" Asked the woman (Rebecca).

"Yeah, he does", answered William. "I'm just here to expose my friend to a 'good time', if you know what I mean?". Rebecca gave a devious smile.

"Ohohohoho, you naughty boy", said Rebecca pinching William's cheeks. "So, did he enjoy the show?".

"He got the dancer's tops thrown on him AND pulled into their chests" answered William. If Rebecca could smirk anymore, she'd look like the joker.

"That lucky kid", said Rebecca. "Men would KILL for that".

"And I thought you'd be on stage too?" Wondered William.

"Nah, I already did my dance", answered Rebecca. "So now, I'm keeping the peace in the dressing rooms. So, wanna go see?".

"Hell yeah" said William.

"Oh boy" said Adrian nervously.

The two then followed Rebecca deeper into the club. As they walked, Adrian couldn't help but stare at Rebecca's thong clad ass. Rebecca looked back and saw Adrian look away. This made Rebecca smirk and she was now purposely walking with a wiggle in her hips. They then arrived at a door that read 'Dressing Room' in gold letters. Rebecca opened the door and guided both of them in. Adrian was now flustered again, he was now staring at women who were either wearing next-to-nothing or nothing at all.

"Hey girls", said Rebecca. "Look who showed up; Elizabeth and Ronald's little boy and his friend". The girls in the room greeted them and Rebecca guided them towards a more vacant are of the room and they sat down.

"Oh, I forgot to ask", said Rebecca. "Who's your friend?". William then took of Adrian's wig, causing the girl's eyes to widen.

"Adrian Agreste!", said Rebecca. "H-". William then made a shushing motion.

"Wait", said Rebecca, her excitement replaced by shock. "What are you doing here?". William then explained everything.

One story later.

"Well, fuck me", said Rebecca. "Good thing you DID get him out of there, I can't imagine growing up like that. And that Lila girl".

"That girl must be the devil", said a dark-skinned dancer. "And the devil is a liar".

"Amen sister".

"Yeah totally".

"Your dad deserves a kick in the nuts".

"See, Adrian", said Rebecca. "Ya got us behind ya, we're not much, but hey, Janet once crushed a guys'd nuts. I'm serious". Adrian then saw a tag on the floor, he then picked it up and saw it read 'Paonne Vibrante'.

"Who's is this?" Asked Adrian.

"Ugh, THAT bitch", groaned Rebecca. "She's a killer". That made William and Adrian's eyes widen.

"You never told me anything about a killer" said William.

"You were too young at the time", said Rebecca. "Before Jarred owned our club, a douchebag owned it. He was cutting our pay, withholding it or plain old abuse us. So, me and Paonne decided to do a little hustle with the rich cats. It worked good for a time, until she took it too far".

"Too far?" Asked Adrian.

"A rich CEO came here", answered Rebecca. "And he was loaded, I mean loaded. We were planning to knock him out in order to cash in. But, she used poison instead. So, the CEO was killed. However, it was a blessing in disguise as our boss was framed and arrested. But the bitch took the money from us. RGH! She said she was gonna work for some big shot and we never saw her again. I swear, if I see that Peacock tramp stamp, Imma kill a bitch".

"Gee, that sounds like a movie plot" said William.

"Well then", said Rebecca. "Now for this". She turned around and pushed her butt out in front of Adrian, making him blush.

"I saw you staring at my ass on the way here", said Rebecca in a Saultry tone. "So, wanna touch it?". Adrian was now beet red.

"Come on, big boy", said Rebecca before she shook her ass a little. "I won't bite". Adrian closed her eyes and went to grab it, but she tripped and ended up accidentally smacking her butt, making yelp.

"Oh my gosh!", shouted Adrian nervously. "I am SO~ sor-".

"How forward of you", moaned Rebecca. "And I think for that, you deserve to go a step further". She then un-clasped her bra and tossed it away, reveal her naked breasts. William could swear a kettle was boiling.

"Come on", encouraged Rebecca. "Don't shy". Adrian gulped and then…..

"*moaning gasp*".

Later on.

Adrian went into his room and laid on his bed.

"I can't believe I touched a girl's boobs" said Adrian. Plagg then flew out of his jacket.

"Well, you can't say you didn't have fun", said Plagg. "You could have MAJOR cred in school if this gets out".

"Or people could compare me to anime perverts", said Adrian. "Ugh, I can't imagine if this got out".

"Well, tell that to your, little friend" said Plagg. Adrian looked and then covered his crotch. Plagg then laughed and Adrian hid under his blanket.

Agreste Manor.

Nathalie was wriggling in her bed, as if someone walked over her grave. The back of her pyjamas moved, to reveal a Peacock tramp stamp.