Kendall is getting married in 48 hours, and he's in a whorehouse. It could be worse, Roman was talking about finding a hobo and setting fire to a million dollars in front of him. He's not high enough for that yet.
One of the women tries to straddle him and he moves away politely. "Come on, dude," says Roman. "You've gotta at least get a blow job on your bachelor party." Roman isn't partaking in the women himself, Kendall notices. Instead, he's hiding in a corner seat behind Connor. Their older brother keeps trying to strike up conversation with the ladies ("So what do you do when you're not working here?") like this is the time and place to find a girlfriend.
Stewy has already hooked up with several people of different sexes. He leans over and gives Kendall a playful peck on the lips, then nods at one of the dancers. "Got you a private room." He's managed to find a hooker who looks a bit like Rava.
Kendall reluctantly allows himself to be led by the hand into the private room. He's never paid for sex, has never needed to. Despite, or perhaps because of, his natural awkwardness, women usually like him. He quite likes women, too.
He remembers his father's friends at parties, roaring with laughter about the latest woman they'd gang-banged on a cruise ship. Logan had chuckled along appreciatively, but didn't appear to have any stories of his own. Kendall had learned to follow his father's example, laugh along even when he wasn't sure what the joke was, but keep quiet about his own encounters. Roman on the other hand had picked up 'Mo' Lester's filthy mouth, although he seemingly doesn't have a sex life of his own.
Once the door closes, Ken says, "Look, we don't have to do anything. I just came in here to shut those guys up."
The Rava-lookalike looks bored. "Sure, if that's how you wanna play it."
"I'm not playing. I'm getting married soon. I love my fiancée very much…" He trails off as he sees that she's heard all this before.
"Uh-huh. You're special. You're not like the others. Talk's extra, by the way."
He leaves the room a half hour later, telling himself that this didn't really count. It's his bachelor party and he only did it to shut the others up. He's not really that guy.