Disclaimer: I do not own Touhou project as it is owned by ZUN, this applies to the OCs seen in this fic who belong to their original creator.

Yukari gapped Broli to Gensokyo and arrived at Yukari's house.

"Welcome to my home," Yukari said.

"Oh sweet!" Brolli said.

"Now there are books that you need to read if you want to live here properly," Yukari said. She was going through the books.

One said how to train your gappy, and the other said how to cook Local Gensokyo Beef. One said, "To Serve Gappies". Unfortunately, these were in a language Broli could not read. It wasn't even in Japanese at all. It was in Spanish, which he didn't understand at all, and Yukari did not make any modifications to Gappies to make them understand Spanish.

'If only I had my iPhone. I could have used it to translate it all instantly with google translate!' Brolli thought.

"Then you may prefer the manuals over there," Yukari said. Pointing to the manuals.

Brolli read the titles that were on the books. "Guidebook about Gensokyo for Dummies", "Guidebook about Spell Card Rules for Dummies", and "Guidebook about Danmaku for Dummies" it was said in some of the manuals. He immediately lost interest in them.

"Anyway, tell me when you are done reading them. Bye-bye ~!" Yukari said as she left.

'I do not want to read this!' Brolli thought. 'I want to leave to go do my own thing!'

They looked so boring even though he should know about them. So he just left.

'Screw that big breasted lady's advice! I want to go somewhere cool!' Brolli thought as he went outside.

He was walking until he was at a tree in which Chen poked her head out of a hole in the tree.

"Don't you wanna know what's in store for you?" Chen said.

"F*** that! Reading about it is boring!" Brolli said.

"Your funeral," Chen said.

"Come on, what could possibly go wrong?" Brolli said.

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-Several Minutes Later-

BGM: EoSD Stage 1 Boss - Rumia's Theme - Apparitions Stalk the Night

"OH MY GOD! SHE'S EATING THEM! THEN SHE'S GOING TO EAT ME! OH MY GOOOODDDDD!" Brolli said as he witnesses a t-posing Rumia eating Kenny.

"Oh my god, they killed Kenny!" Stan said on the sidelines.

"You bastards!" Kyle said next to him.

"I can hear you~! And you're next!" Rumia said as she finished with her meals.

"Take this! My special attack!" Brolli said as he threw a pebble at Rumia's face. It was super ineffective.

Rumia was grinning.

"WHY IS IT GOING SO WRONG?!" Brolli said as Rumia tackled him.

Brolli Owned Count: 2.

"I am going to have a human and it's raw, just my favorite!" Rumia said as she began to bite on his arm. "Now then…time to assert my T-Pose stance while eating you!"

"NOT THE T POSE! ANYTHING BUT THAT!" Brolli said. "SAVE ME, YOU BLONDE-HAIRED LADY!"

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-Meanwhile-

"Wait so I can go if he dies?" Jack said.

"Yes you can," Yukari said.

"Oh sweet! I can't wait to go out on adventures, make a harem, and have sex with everybody!" Jack said.

Then Ran arrived.

"Lady Yukari the house of eternity is going to save the Gappy, should I get involved?" Ran said.

"Nah, you have to follow the script as close as possible," Yukari said.

"As you wish Lady Yukari," Ran said.

"Wait so I won't be gapped yet?" Jack said.

"No, be patient," Yukari said.

"Motherf-"

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-Back with Brolli-

BGM: Touhou 14.5 ULiL (PS4) OST - Reisen's Theme - Lunatic Eyes ~ Invisible Full Moon

"Om nom nom nom nom nom!" Rumia said as she is eating the flesh of Broli's arm while being very assertive with that T-Pose. Until Reisen and some rabbits showed up.

"Stop right there!" Reisen said as she used her eyes to stun her.

"Open fire!" Reisen said as the other rabbits shot the Youkai with all sorts of guns from an MG42, M2, M14, and one even had a minigun.

"Cry, little baby!" The rabbit with the minigun said as she and the rest opened fire on Rumia with bullets.

Rumia was riddled with bullets.

"Huh?" Brolli said.

"I am…dead…" Rumia said as she died.

"So she's dead? That's good to hear…" Brolli said as he then fell into unconsciousness.

Brolli Owned Count: 3.

BGM End.

A/n: Yep now we get to see Reisen show up alongside some (not) lightly armed rabbits come in and take down Rumia. Yep I know it's funny so there's that.