Disclaimer: I do not own Touhou project as it is owned by ZUN, this applies to the OCs seen in this fic who belong to their original creator.
Brolli woke up.
"Oh, what happened?" Brolli wondered as he got up.
"You almost got eaten," Reisen said.
"Yooooo! You're so hot!" Brolli said.
"Well, you can't tap that!" Tewi said.
"Brah. Really? By the way, I never got your names," Brolli said.
"Tell us your name, bunny simp!" Tewi said.
"The name's Brolli the badass!" Brolli said.
"Actually, it's Brolli Diamondback," Eirin said.
"Holy s*** you look very beautiful!" Brolli said looking at her figure.
"Denied," Eirin said bluntly.
"Bu-"
"No buts," Eirin said.
"Fine, the bunny girl is prettier, anyway," Brolli said.
Reisen blushed at this.
"Oh my! It seems that this simp likes you!" Tewi said as she was laughing at the Rabbit's misfortune. Brolli didn't like that. Eirin was also laughing.
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-Meanwhile-
Kaguya and Mokou were dueling each other. The reason was that both were fighting over a truck.
"THIS IS MY TRUCK!" Kaguya said.
"Not it's my truck!" Mokou said.
BGM: Mystical Chain - Kaguya VS Mokou Theme: Battle of the Bamboo Grove -Duel-
They began to fire bullets at one another.
With Kaguya & Mokou just dodging the projectiles coming at them.
"Undying "Fire Bird -Feng Wing Ascension-!" Mokou said as she used it against Kaguya who tried to dodge it but died by being turned into burning Swiss cheese. The corpse of the Former Princess fell to the ground.
Mokou landed near the corpse.
"Three, two, one," Mokou said with a smug look. Kaguya came back good as new.
"Okay, that does it! I won't hold back anymore!" Kaguya said as she summoned her Five Impossible Request Treasures. "I will have that twuck if that's the last thing I do!"
"Oh it's on now!" Mokou said.
Eirin arrived with Brolli as she wanted him gone via going to Reimu at the Hakurei Shrine.
"Oh hi, Eirin," Kaguya said.
BGM End.
"Hi Princess," Eirin said.
"Playing as usual?" Eirin
"Yep! And it's my twuck not hers!" Kaguya said.
"No! It's mine! It fills the empty void in my immortal soul!" Mokou said.
"No it's mine!" Kaguya said.
"Could you please not fight for once," Eirin said. "Also I need Mokou here."
"Why though?" Kaguya said.
"Because my rival said something about following the script as best as possible," Eirin said.
"I guess that's a good reason to do so…" Kaguya said.
"Fine I will…but I swear that truck is mine! You will learn of the inevitability of my claim on this truck!" Mokou said. Eirin sweat dropped at this while Tewi was recording this.
"Is this really fin-" Brolli said as Reisen put a hand on his shoulder while having a dead look.
"You get used to it," Reisen said.
"Okay…" Brolli said.
"Follow me kiddo… While your carefree mind still exists in this land of death…" Mokou said as Brolli followed her.
'Also, what did she mean by follow the script?' Brolli thought. They went on their way.
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-Several Minutes Later-
Brolli arrived at Marisa's house after arriving there. He heard a lot of noise from there.
"Yeah booooooiiiiiiiiiiiii!" Marisa said as noises were in the house of the kleptomaniac.
"What's happening in there?" Brolli said.
"Yeah yeah yeah. Oh +++k yeah! That's right!" Marisa said.
"WTF?" Brolli said.
Mokou sighed.
"What the hell is going on in there?" Brolli saidZ
Mokou just sighed.
"I don't want to know, I'd rather listen to the empty screams of my worthless soul as I get one moment closer to the heat death of the universe with each passing second…" Mokou said.
"Eh, as long as girls keep making contracts with Kyubey, it should be fine," Brolli said.
She checked the door by knocking on it.
Mokou sighed.
"I think she's busy…" Brolli said.
"You know what? F*** it," Mokou said as she just kicked down the door.
What was in there was [DATA REDACTED].
Mokou closed the door.
"I think we should get out of here. We have seen everything," Mokou said.
"What was that in there?" Brolli said.
"You're too young for this," Mokou said. "It's truly indescribable…"
They decided to wait for a while.
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-SpongeBob Narrator: 1 Hour Later-
Marisa finally came out of her house to meet Mokou & Brolli.
"You really should stop doing that," Mokou said.
"But I loved it!" Marisa said.
"No excuse," Mokou said. "Anyways I want you to transport this simp outta here, and if I see you do that again, I will burn your house down WITH the lemons."
Mokou just decided to leave because she didn't want to deal with this crap.
"F*** this s***, I'm out. And also I have to complain about the fact that life is stupid, and that death is just as bad nothing can satisfy me! And I can't even die! So I'll just have a smoke and see if it makes me briefly forget my inevitably miserable existence, this time!" Mokou said.
Mokou kept talking as she left.
"Eh. No big loss. Hop on!" Marisa said.
Brolli did so, and flew away.
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-Several Minutes Later-
Marisa was leading Brolli to the SDM for some borrowing.
"Wait, why are we going to a mansion?" Brolli said.
"Because I need to borrow something," Marisa said.
"Borrow what?" Brolli said.
"Books," Marisa said.
"Why books? What could you possibly want from there?" Brolli said.
"I think maybe Fifty Shades of Patchouli," Marisa said.
"Never heard of that," Brolli said.
Marisa and Brolli arrived to find Meiling.
"(Halt! You won't break in this time witch!)" Meiling said. She spoke in Chinese.
"Oops. Hold on a second," Yukari said as she then snapped her fingers and now Meiling was speaking in English. Also she showed up with half her torso coming out of a gap.
"And doing so will result in an asswhooping!" Meiling said.
"Much better," Yukari said.
"What was that you said earlier? Was that…Chinese?" Brolli said.
"I'm surprised you know what the Chinese language sounds like. But don't mind that," Yukari said.
"Okay?" Brolli said as he sees her gapped away.
By the time Brolli looked back at Meiling, she was in Yamcha's death pose.
"You missed the fireworks," Marisa said.
"What even happened?" Brolli said.
"The usual. At least when she's awake. It's either this or she's too asleep to do anything," Marisa said as they both headed to the exterior of the SDM.
A/n: So we have some familiar scenes from DITR and, of course, they are much more chaotic and crazy than in canon.