Disclaimer: I do not own Touhou project as it is owned by ZUN, this applies to the OCs seen in this fic who belong to their original creator.
In Voile Library, Patchouli is reading Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets while Flandre is reading Frankenstein.
"Yo is that the new Harry Potter book? You wouldn't mind if I take some of that?!" Marisa said casually.
"You already have that one," Patchouli said dryly.
"But I must have them all!" Marisa said.
"You already have the third one. In fact, you already have the whole collection," Patchouli said just as dryly.
"Well, whatever!" Marisa said.
"Uh hi?" Brolli said nervously.
"Another one?" Patchouli said as she looked annoyed.
"Oh cool! Another person to play with!" Flandre said with a grin.
"Play?" Brolli said.
"Yes, I want to play with you!" Flandre said.
"Play what?" Brolli said as he was curious.
"Play a game of course!" Flandre said.
"What is this game?" Brolli said.
Marisa had a lewd look, and said: "Maybe she wants to play-"
"No. No, she doesn't," Patchouli said, unamused.
"Aw," Marisa said as she looked disappointed. "I'll just go borrow something else…"
She left.
"Now what?" Brolli asked as he was curious.
"Oh. You're still here," Patchouli said as she actually went back to her book not even realizing the Gappy was still there.
"Yes, I am!" Brolli said.
"You can play with her," Patchouli said.
"But what game does she want to play?" Brolli said.
"You'll see soon enough…" Patchouli said.
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-SpongeBob Narrator: Several Minutes Later-
Until Sakuya showed up.
Flandre managed to win in a game of monopoly with Brolli.
Brolli Owned Count: 4
"Looks like I win mister!" Flandre said.
While they were playing, Patchouli studied what Brolli's powers could be.
'Let me see. OP powers. Check. Will most likely think he's the chosen one. Check. And believes he knows everything. Check and check,' Patchouli thought as she performed a spell to check on Brolli.
Sakuya arrived. Instantly.
"It seems that he lost," Sakuya said.
"Yep!" Flandre said.
"Oh come on!" Brolli said. "How come she could beat me?!"
"Because you play as if you never even touched Monopoly before," Sakuya said.
"But I wanted to win!" Brolli said looked mad.
"Too bad. My mistress wants to see you," Sakuya said.
"Who's your mistress?" Brolli said.
"Lady Flandre's older sister," Sakuya said.
"I see…" Brolli said. Sakuya took him to her in an instant via stopping time and bringing him over to meet to meet the loli at the balcony of the SDM.
"So, you're the new meat, huh?" Remilia said.
"Yes, but why do you say meat?" Brolli said.
"Oh sorry, I meant blood bag," Remilia said as she was smoking red mist.
"Blood bag? Why is that?" Brolli said as he was confused. Remilia then bit him and drank his blood. "Ow!"
"You should at least be grateful that she didn't use her fingers, this time," Sakuya said. "Or just ripped out your flesh."
Brolli was nervous at hearing this, and in pain, because Remilia was biting him. He didn't want to anger the vampire loli as she was biting him and draining his blood. The Gappy could feel it.
Brolli passed out from blood loss.
Brolli Owned Count: 5
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-SpongeBob Narrator: Several More Minutes Later-
"That is not the kind of payment I want from a vampire?" Brolli said.
He did not like it though at all.
"Because it is necessary," Sakuya said.
"Yo guess who's back!" Marisa said as she got a bag full of Remilia's weed.
"My weed!" Remilia said looking mad.
"Let's get out of here!" Marisa said as she grabbed Brolli and then they went flying at super speed. "Gotta go fast!"
"Get back heeeerrrreee!" Remilia said.
A/n: And here's Brolli messing around at the SDM and it is basically the episode of Brolli first arriving at the SDM but it's a lot more hilarious than in canon.