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After a while, Broli was hanging onto Marisa's broomstick as Marisa is flying.
The Kleptomaniac witch was going fast.
"Gotta go fast!" Marisa shouted.
Brolli was screaming like a girl throughout it all.
Broli Owned Count: 4.
"You're screaming like a little girl!" Marisa said as she laughed at this.
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-SpongeBob Narrator: Several Minutes Later-
So Marisa and Broli arrived at this circular thing on the ground where Komachi and her goons were defending.
Komachi was sound asleep.
"You know I am wondering why she looks so scary? She has some huge milkers on over there!" Brolli said.
"Of course, you'd be looking at that…" Marisa said as she looked annoyed because her chest isn't that big. It actually is rather flat. The magician looked down in envy right now.
"One day...I'll make a growth potion…" Marisa said. "And it will be VERY satisfying!"
Brolli wasn't listening because he was interested with Komachi and her chest.
"Amazing chest ahead and I want to loot it if you know what I mean!" Brolli said with lust in his voice.
"Your funeral," Marisa said. "But I am going to get Alice."
She leaves.
"Now then, what should I do?" Brolli said as he was curious. the Gappy was curious.
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-SpongeBob Narrator: Several More Minutes Later-
Broli and Marisa were at Alice's house. With the former having eventually decided to follow the girl after chickening out.
"I wonder if she is available, this time…" Marisa said as she knocked on the door. "Yo, Alice! Open the door!"
The Magician knocks again with no answer whatsoever.
"Is she not here?" Marisa said as she was curious. The magician checked to see if there were any clues.
"So…" Brolli said. "Is she even home?"
"I dunno," Marisa said as she was wondering. They weren't sure. So the witch kept knocking and she won't stop knocking.
Eventually, Alice opened the door because she was getting too tired of their constant knocking.
"What do you want?" Alice asked as she was wondering why they were there. "This better not be your Enkephalin business."
The Youkai Magician did not want to deal with it.
"Don't worry, it's not that," Marisa said. "It's something cool!"
"Something cool?" Alice said.
"Yep!" Marisa said.
"What is it?" Alice asked. She was wondering what it is.
"Mr. Gappy Stu wants to become more powerful!" Marisa answered.
"Anything new, though?" Alice asked.
She was curious.
"I have stolen your precious thing," Marisa said with a troll grin.
"That does it!" Alice said as she summoned her dolls to fight.
BGM: IOSYS - Marisa Stole The Precious Thing (Full / 4k)
Alice began to have her dolls fire bullets at Marisa who dodged the attacks and retaliated by firing stars at the youkai magician. The two then took off into the air to begin dueling in the air.
Brolli still couldn't believe it just escalated like that by Marisa saying some words to Alice. Brolli's jaw dropped at all of this occurring. He decided to leave before the Owned Count could rise due to a stray bullet.
BGM ends
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-SpongeBob Narrator: One Cool Fight Later-
Marisa managed to win.
"What did you expect?" Marisa said as he deadpanned at the defeated Alice.
"Ow…" Alice said as she was defeated because she didn't use her Grimoire.
"Next time, just bring it out. Now, where's that boy?" Marisa said.
They see Broli hiding under a table.
"Oh," Marisa said.
"Is it over?" Brolli asked.
"Yes, it is," Marisa said but as the Gappy got up, he hit his head on the table.
Broli Owned Count: 5
"Oooowwww!" Brolli shouted in pain.
Marisa laughs and so does Shanghai.
Hourai does Nelson's "HA HA" while pointing her finger.
"Shadup It's not funny!" Brolli said with an angry expression as he got out from under the table.
"Oh, it totally is!" Marisa said.
"Grrrr let's go to the place Marisa told you about, already," Brolli said.
"Fine ya wimp!" Marisa said as they left.
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-SpongeBob Narrator: Around 15 Minutes Later-
Komachi is sleeping still.
"Alright, so how will we do this?" Brolli asked as he is with Alice & Marisa.
"Eh. As long as the reader can "see" her, she won't wake up," Marisa said.
"That is true…" Brolli said as they just walked right by her. "So now what happens next?"
Marisa shrugs.
Then Brolli was suddenly transported somewhere else to a white realm.
"Huh?" Brolli said as he was curious. "Where am I?"
The Gappy looked around and saw the four beasts.
"You got any hot chicks?" Lepus asked.
"Uh yes I do," Brolli said. "She's called Reisen. And she's a rabbit, like you."
"Oh sweet!" Lepus shouted with a grin.
"By the way who are all of you?" Brolli said.
"Oh, we're your beasts. We've been stuck here forever," Lepus said.
"How long though?" Brolli said.
"Since forever. I haven't had a chick since forever," Lepus said.
"Oh, I see," Brolli said. "So...how can I get you out?"
He was looking at all four of them and was wondering about their names.
"I'm Lepus, by the way. I'd love to try out a pillow trick with your girlfriend," the moon rabbit said.
"I am Ferin. My sword can't be stopped, deal with it," the wolf Youkai said.
"I am Hydrus and I am a dragooon!" Hydrus said with an arrogant grin. "I crush all who stand in my way!"
"And I am Velupe. And I am the best!" The kitsune said.
"Cool. Wanna come with me?" Brolli asked.
"Sure!" The Four beasts shouted in agreement.
THE BROLLI BEASTS HAVE JOINED THE PARTY
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-SpongeBob Narrator: Meanwhile-
Komachi managed to defeat Marisa & Alice and went back to sleep.
"There she goes again doing what she does best," Ran said, looking unsurprised.
"Can we leave so he gets beat up, too?" Chen asked.
Then Brolli showed up.
"Sadly, the camera is on him, so he'll never see her awake," Ran said.
"Yeah, I know…Now what?" Chen said.
"I don't know," Ran said.
"Taste my new look!" Brolli said with a grin as he transformed.
"Oh," Chen said.
"Okay then…" Ran said.
"What did she want us to do, again?" Chen asked.
"Hmmmmm…" Ran said.
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-Flashback: Several Minutes Ago-
Ran & Chen were with Yukari.
"So here's the plan," Yukari said.
Ran was listening.
"You have to follow the script of the plot as it says so," Yukari said.
Chen checked the script and began to read it.
It says, "when you see Brolli fight him."
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-End Flashback-
"Wait, there's more to the script," Chen said.
"Right," Ran said as she actually pulled out the script for Diamond in the Rough.
She read further in to see what is in there. It basically told how DitR was going to turn out.
"Oh...this again? I don't want to follow this script…" Ran said.
"Speaking of which, how would it fix anything? I mean, Jack can't do ANYTHING right and, with all the backstabbing and so many backstabbers having no intention to apologize, no one would be able to trust anyone ever again. The lack of the script for the sequel certainly doesn't help. And besides, so many in the script don't act like I remember them acting. It's almost like it's about a different Gensokyo, so the script is doomed from the start, anyway," Chen said.
"Well you got me," Ran said.
"What are you two going on about?" Brolli said but Ran & Chen seemed to ignore him.
Ran pulls out a board that shows a flowchart of things that involves how various events go and how various characters act. One thing of note is that there is a circle in which "GOOD ENDING" is written and nothing seems to lead there.
"By all accounts, it doesn't make sense," Ran said. "Besides, this story isn't going to go according to plan anyways."
Chen just burned the script with a lighter and said: "Screw it."
"Besides, I'm pretty sure she knew we'd do that," Ran said.
"Makes sense…" Chen said. "So let's just leave."
"Right," Ran said.
"Hey come back here!" Brolli said.
Ran & Chen just left Brolli alone with a knocked-out Marisa and Alice.
A/n: So here we go, the newest chapter of DitR Abridged with Brolli meeting his beasts in this one! Hope you enjoy the craziness of this chapter!