Disclaimer: I do not own Touhou project as it is owned by ZUN, this applies to the OCs seen in this fic who belong to their original creator.

Brolli is soaring in the air due to the having dragon wings.

"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Brolli said as he was flying in loop de loops and scoring points. "NEW RECORD!"

He is grinning. Some tengus flew by. One of them being Aya.

All of them are wearing masks.

"Whoa!" Brolli said as he saw them pass by very fast.

Aya especially.

"Oh my god, real tengus are ugly!" Brolli said.

"And what about without the mask?" Aya asked as she removed her mask.

"Now you're hot!" Brolli said with a grin.

Aya takes a picture.

"Local moron can't tell a mask from a face!" Aya said as she then left laughing.

"Oh, whatever! I want to go to Heaven!" Brolli said.

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-Later in Heaven-

So Brolli is now in Heaven.

"This is HEAVEN!" Brolli said in awe.

Then Spamton showed up.

"I TAKE IT BACK! THIS IS HELL! WHY ARE YOU EVEN HERE?!" Brolli shouted in horror.

"BECAUSE THIS IS [HEAVEN]!" Spamton said as he raised his arms to the air.

"THAT MAKES NO SENSE!" Brolli said.

Spamton just kept laughing crazily.

Brolli left.

Tenshi is laughing hysterically as she arrived.

"I knew inviting you for the day was a great idea!" Tenshi said.

"YES [MISS]!" Spamton said.

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-Several Minutes Later-

Brolli is now in the underground.

Yuugi and Undyne are wrestling each other at a bar.

"WTF?!" Brolli said as he is so confused and decided not to ask questions.

"SANS WHY AM I HERE?!" Papyrus asked as he suddenly showed up out of nowhere with Sans.

"Want a drink?" Suika asked.

"WANT SPAGHETTI?" Papyrus's asked

"Sure! I'll take it!" Suika said.

She ate the spaghetti as a result and seemed to enjoy it.

Brolli left.

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-SpongeBob Narrator: Several More Minutes Later-

Brolli arrived at the Netherworld. He sees a lot of huge fruits and vegetables.

"That's a lot of fruits and veggies," Brolli said.

They were even huge.

"I'm hungry," Brolli said.

Youmu is there.

"Then just go eat some sushi before they go away," Youmu said.

"Don't mind if I do!" Brolli said as he went off to do his own thing and eat some sushi.

Then he sees a big pizza nearby but saw it was occupied because there are some Chica's eating it, as well as C.C.

"I'm not getting near these ducks," Brolli said.

The Chicas heard that.

"They're chickens, not ducks," C.C. said.

Chica the chicken looked pissed off.

"Uh oh," Brolli said and the other Chicas looked mad too.

"You should run," C.C. said.

"Get 'em!" Glamrock Chica said.

BGM: Benny Hills Theme.

"Oh crap!" Brolli said as he was running all over the place and somehow ended up in every single night guard office. Including the one with the Roxy portrait and what looks like a lotion bottle. Brolli and his chasers also somehow ended up in space as well.

Brolli was screaming in terror at all of this.

"LET ME AT 'EM!" Hydrus shouted. "I GOT THIS!"

"Uh, sure. I guess," Brolli said.

"IT'S TIME FOR DUCK SOUP!" Hydrus shouted. "WATCH ME GOOOOOO!"

"You can't take me on!" Hydrus said with a grin.

Toy Chica, Nightmare Chica, and Glamrock Chica each pulled out water hoses of various sizes with Glamrock Chica having a huge water hose that is as big as her.

"Eh?" Hydrus said.

"Fire!" Chica said as the Chicas fired their water hoses at him. It was super effective against him.

"NO FAIR! YOU'RE CHEATING! WHAT YOU JUST USED WAS MOST DEFINITELY AGAINST THE RULES!" Hydrus shouted. Brolli also got hosed as well.

Brolli Owned Count: 7

BGM End.

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-Flashback: Some Hours Ago-

"This is a "no gappies" area," Hina said as she is casually spinning around.

"Can I roast her for denying us access?" Hydrus asked.

"Maybe," Brolli said.

"I'll take that as a yes!" Hydrus said.

He showed up outside of Brolli.

"So it is a Spell Card battle that you want?" Hina said.

"Yes!" Hydrus said as he then made a massive undodgeable burning tornado right where Hina was that sucked in everything.

"This is cheatiiinnngggggg!" Hina said. "Thaaaaaat waaaaaas moooooooost deeeeeeefiiiiiiiniiiiitelyyyyyyyyyyyyy aaaaaaaaaaagaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiisnt theeeeeeeeeeee ruuuuuuuuuuuuuules!"

"Screw the rules! I am too cool for this!" Hydrus said.

"I'm gonna borrow that first line if I even paralyze a vampire," Lepus said with a grin.

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-End of flashback-

"Nah it's just that you have to face the consequences of your actions," Withered Chica said.

Then Withered Bonnie showed up and made an okay hand gesture.

"Also, didn't you say "Screw the rules! I am too cool for this!" when Hina said that exact same thing? You shouldn't be a hypocrite like that," Yuyuko said as she finally arrived.

"It's okay when *I* do it! NOT when some scrap metal DUCKS do-" Hydrus was interrupted as he and Brolli were once again hosed.

Brolli Owned Count: 8

Yuyuko then put a "No hypocrisy" sign.

"OH COME ON! I TOLD YOU IT'S OKAY WHEN *I* DO IT!" Hydrus said.

Brolli was wet like him due to the hoses.

And they got hosed again.

Brolli Owned Count: 9

Meanwhile, Hydrus getting more and more pissed off.

Yuyuko then put a sign that said "No over-eating" and was immediately hosed.

"I deserve that one," Yuyuko said.

"That's what you get! After all. Only *I* can do it!" Hydrus said with a cocky grin.

He then got hosed.

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-SpongeBob Narrator: Several Minutes Later-

Brolli arrived back at the Yakumo residence looking wet.

Hydrus especially.

Due to being water hosed.

"You really shouldn't mess with Chica," Yukari said. "Be lucky that Kutaka hasn't been introduced yet.

"Wait who?" Brolli said.

"No one you will get to know," Yukari said.

"Oooookay?" Brolli said as he is curious.

"Don't bother," Yukari said. "Now then you let me you show you why you should obey the rules…or else… I give you two options."

Yukari opened a gap. In it was a white room with a moose inside it.

"First option, I send you to a room with a moose," Yukari said.

"That's not so bad," Brolli said.

"Now let's have a demonstration," Yukari said as she tossed walnuts into the gap.

What Brolli witnessed horrified him beyond words.

Yukari just grinned evilly.

"Second op-" Yukari was then interrupted by Brolli. "SECOND OPTION! I'M GOING FOR THE SECOND OPTION!"

"Wise decision," Yukari said. "Follow me."

Yukari led him to a 70-inch plasma screen TV with Netflix.

Yukari turned on the TV.

A/n: Oh golly gee I wonder what's going to happen next? I guess we'll have to find out in the next chapter! But yeah this chapter is to remind everyone this is a parody more or less.