"Hello everyone and welcome to another round of WHEEL OF THE PARODIES !" Said in unison Buster, Babs, Yakko, Wakko and Dot
"Let's spin the wheel and see what Parody shall we do today..." Said Yakko.
After a few rounds of spinnings, the wheel stops by the case "video games".
"Today the story will be : Gourmet Race around the world requested by RGKecleon." Announced Buster.
A parody of the Gourmet Race minigame in Kirby Super Stars." Precised Yakko.
"And without further, we let you to... ENJOY THE SHOW !" Said in unison Buster, Babs, Yakko, Wakko and Dot.
Mallow's POV :
Hi everyone, my name is Mallow, you know me as Ash's friend and Lana's childhood friend in Pokemon : Sun and Moon (Anime series). Anyways, do you wanna know between Yoshi, Dizzy and Kirby who's going to be the biggest eater ? One thing we know, we'll just have to wait and see but for now, let's see our day in the Academy of the Omniverse.
Another day begin in the Academy of the Omniverse, where students are working, some of them found the classes boring and are sleeping, while some of them takes notes during the class. Today's classes are : Geography for morning and for afternoon : Home Economics and of course between each classes, there's the lunch break.
During Geography class, the students learns Japan's gastronomy while some of them like Denki and Mina like if it was a miracle takes a very keen interest to the lesson much to Caleb's surprise since he know that the alien girl and the electric boy are known with the lowest grades of Class 1-A and the Academy of the Omniverse, while Caleb is one of the best students of the school. Then it's lunch break.
We are now in Home Economics class, where the students cooks dishes while following Tom Nook (Animal Crossing) cooking advices, this time they make Pancakes which is easy for students who's hobbies are cooking (like Sanji (One Piece) and Mallow (Pokemon)).
And now you're wondering ? Who's the bigget eater between Yoshi, Kirby and Dizzy, only one thing to decide who's the biggest eater : Gourmet Race !
Timeskip brought you by : Chibi Mallow (Pokemon) and Chibi Caleb
"Hello everyone and welcome for a Gourmet Race around the world, i'm Mallow (Pokemon) and i'm here with my co-commentator and assistant-host : Caleb Lhantis". Mallow announced.
"Hello Mallow and today, for all those who's asked how will the Gourmet Race will works, here's the map : The contestants will begin eating in Mexico, then Cancun and then Alcapuco where they will eat Churros, a traditional desert dish from Mexico. Then we continue towards Italy where they will eat Pizzas, Parmesan and Lasagna in Venice, Siena and they will eat Tiramisus in the Colosseum of Roma and then the final destination of that Gourmet Race : Japan, where our contestants will eat Sushis, Ramen and Tempura in Osaka, Kyushu island with his famous volcano : Sakurajima and finally will finish in Akihabara where they will eat Dangos and then the contestant who has eaten the most food during this trek will be declared as the winner." Explained Caleb.
"Fantastic Caleb and now let us meet our contestants !" Announced Mallow.
With Yoshi and his team.
"Ok Kid, remember you use your tongue to swallow but don't forget to chew in order to savor the food..." Explained Luigi to Yoshi.
"And don't forget Yoshi that Mario told me that you can spit nectar depending of the food you eat." Explained Sora (Kingdom Hearts).
"Easy with bad advices Sora, we're not in Super Mario Sunshine." Reminded Luigi.
"Thanks for the advice, Sora, but don't worry, Yoshi got this under control and he's going to win the Gourmet Race." Admitted Yoshi.
"And this is exactly what you're going to do, show us that you're not a picky eater !" Encouraged Luigi.
With Kirby and his team.
"Ok Kirby, remember you use your vacuum move to swallow and since we've been doing Gourmet Race in Dreamland so, this competition should be a walk in the park for you." Encouraged Tiff.
"You're gonna make it, Kirby, good luck !" Encouraged Tuff.
"Poyo !" Said Kirby.
With Dizzy and his team.
"Ok Dizzy, remember with Great Powers comes Great Responsability !" Reminded Plucky.
"Plucky, we're not in a Spiderman movie, in case you should know." Reminded Buster.
"On the contrary, Buster, I think this is a sign of encouragment for Dizzy." Said Tom Holland (Spiderman from the MCU).
"All right, you know what to do Dizzy ?" Asked Buster.
"Dizzy will eat a lot and wins the Gourmet Race." Said Dizzy.
"All right, now that the contestants are on the start line..." Said Caleb.
"Then the race will begin ! Contestants, start your digestive tubes ! On your Mark, get set... Chow !" Announced Mallow which means the begin of the race.
In Mexico
Yoshi uses his tongue to eat 9 tortillas, 6 Enchiladas 3 Quesadillas during the first step of the race : which gave him 300 pts.
Kirby uses his vacuum move to eat 7 tortillas, 2 Enchiladas and 9 Quesadillas during the first step of the race : which gave him 290 pts.
Dizzy uses his tornado move to eat 7 tortillas, 12 Enchiladas and 9 Quesadillas during the first step of the race : which gave him 490 pts.
In Cancun
Yoshi uses his tongue to eat 6 tortillas, 3 Enchiladas and 1 Quesadilla during the 2nd step of the race in Mexico : which gave him 300 + 150 = 450 pts.
Kirby uses his vacuum move to eat 4 tortillas, 1 Enchilada and 6 Quesadillas during the first step of the race : which gave him 290 + 240 = 530 pts.
Dizzy uses his tornado move to eat 8 tortillas, 5 Enchiladas and 7 Quesadillas during the first step of the race : which gave him 490 + 390 = 880 pts.
In Acapulco
Yoshi uses his tongue to eat 8 tortillas, 5 Enchiladas and 3 Quesadillas during the final step of the race in Mexico : which gave him 450 + 270 = 720 pts.
Kirby uses his vacuum move to eat 6 tortillas, 3 Enchiladas and 8 Quesadillas during the first step of the race : which gave him 530 + 360 = 890 pts.
Dizzy uses his tornado move to eat 10 tortillas, 7 Enchiladas and 8 Quesadillas during the first step of the race : which gave him 880 + 480 = 1360 pts.
"Our contestants are now in the final trek of the Mexico trek". Said Caleb.
"Which means that they will eat the World's dessert which would gave him 100 pts and for that, let us know who's going to be the Mexico representative." Said Mallow.
"Hola, Senor Caleb y Senora Lulu, our contestants will eat the world's dessert which is Churros". The Mexico representative is Speedy Gonzales.
Our heroes are now eating each Churro, one for Kirby, one for Yoshi and one for Dizzy. With all the points accumulated which means that Dizzy won the Mexico trek of the Gourmet Race.
"And Dizzy is declared the winner of the Mexico Trek of the Gourmet Race." Said Caleb.
"Exactly Caleb and now we'll begin the 2nd Trek of the Gourmet Race which is Italy !" Said Mallow.
"And as usual, may the best eater win !" Said Caleb.
In Venice :
Yoshi uses his tongue to eat 3 pizzas, 6 Parmesan cheese slices 9 Lasagnas during the first step of the race : which gave him 420 pts.
Kirby uses his vacuum move to eat 4 pizzas, 5 Parmesan cheese slices and 6 Lasagnas during the first step of the race : which gave him 320 pts.
Dizzy uses his tornado move to eat 2 pizzas, 4 Parmesan cheese slices and 6 Lasagnas during the first step of the race : which gave him 280 pts.
In Siena :
Yoshi uses his tongue to eat 10 pizzas, 5 Parmesan Cheese slices and 1 Lasagna during the 2nd step of the race in Italy : which gave him 420 + 230 = 650 pts
Kirby uses his vacuum move to eat 11 pizzas, 6 Parmesan Cheese slices and 1 Lasagna during the 2nd step of the race in Italy : which gave him 320 + 360 = 680 pts
Dizzy uses his tornado move to eat 12 pizzas, 7 Enchiladas and 2 Quesadillas during the 2nd step of the race in Italy : which gave him 280 + 320 = 600 pts
In Roma :
Yoshi uses his tongue to eat 9 pizzas, 6 Parmesan Cheese slices and 12 Lasagnas during the final step of the race in Italy : which gave him 650 + 570 = 1220 pts.
Kirby uses his vacuum move to eat 6 pizzas, 3 Parmesan Cheese slices and 9 Lasagnas during the final step of the race in Italy : which gave him 680 + 390 = 1070 pts.
Dizzy uses his tornado move to eat 3 pizzas, 1 Parmesan Cheese slice and 6 Quesadillas during the final step of the race in Italy : which gave him 600 + 230 = 830 pts.
"Our contestants are now in the final trek of the Italy trek". Said Caleb.
"Which means that they will eat the World's dessert which would gave him 100 pts and for that, let us know who's going to be the Italy representative." Said Mallow.
"Hello Caleb and Mallow, our contestants will eat the world's dessert which is Tiramisu". The Italian representative is Ezio (Asssassin's Creed).
Our heroes are now eating each Tiramisu, one for Kirby, one for Yoshi and one for Dizzy. With all the points accumulated which means that Yoshi won the Italy trek of the Gourmet Race.
"And Yoshi is declared the winner of the Italy Trek of the Gourmet Race." Said Caleb.
"Exactly Caleb and now we'll begin the 3rd and final Trek of the Gourmet Race which is Japan !" Said Mallow.
"And as usual, may the best eater win ! but before that, i have a little surprise for all of our spectators." Said Caleb.
It's time for another good idea, bad idea.
Good idea : Ordering a chilly dog to go. (Mr Bonehead orders a chilly dog which Lunch Rush gaves him).
Bad idea : Ordering a chilly dog that makes you go. (Mr Bonehead runs to the restrooms to vomits his chilly dog).
The end
In Osaka :
Yoshi uses his tongue to eat 3 sushis, 10 bowl of ramens and 7 Tempuras during the first step of the race : which gave him 440 pts.
Kirby uses his vacuum move to eat 5 sushis, 8 bowl of ramens and 11 Tempuras during the first step of the race : which gave him 540 pts.
Dizzy uses his tornado move to eat 1 sushi, 6 bowl of ramens and 4 Lasagnas during the first step of the race : which gave him 250 pts.
In Kyushu island :
Yoshi uses his tongue to eat 5 sushis, 3 bowl of ramens and 1 Tempuras during the 2nd step of the race in Japan : which gave him 440 + 110 = 550 pts
Kirby uses his vacuum move to eat 10 sushis, 6 bowl of ramens and 8 Tempuras during the 2nd step of the race in Italy : which gave him 550 + 440 = 990 pts
Dizzy uses his tornado move to eat 4 sushis, 9 bowl of ramens and 5 Tempuras during the 2nd step of the race in Italy : which gave him 250 + 370 = 620 pts
In Akihabara :
Yoshi uses his tongue to eat 2 sushis, 5 bowl of ramens and 3 Tempuras during the final step of the race in Japan : which gave him 550 + 210 = 760 pts.
Kirby uses his vacuum move to eat 6 sushis, 3 bowl of ramens and 7 Tempuras during the final step of the race in Japan : which gave him 990 + 300 = 1220 pts.
Dizzy uses his tornado move to eat 4 sushis, 1 bowl of ramen and 4 Tempuras during the final step of the race in Japan : which gave him 620 + 160 = 780 pts.
"Our contestants are now in the final trek of the Japan trek". Said Caleb.
"Which means that they will eat the final World's dessert which would gave him 100 pts and for that, let us know who's going to be the Japan representative." Said Mallow.
"Hey Caleb and Mallow, our contestants will eat the world's dessert which is Dangos". The Mexico representative is Futaba Sakura/Oracle (Persona 5).
Our heroes are now eating each Dongos, one for Kirby, one for Yoshi and one for Dizzy. "With all the points accumulated which means that Kirby won the Japan trek of the Gourmet Race trek". Said Caleb.
With all the points accumulated which means that Kirby won the Japan trek of the Gourmet Race. And since both of the contestants has conquered a country, which means both of them won the Gourmet Race.
"And now the moment you've been waiting for..." Announced Caleb.
"After 3 trials of the Gourmet Race, it's time to announce the winner !" Announced Mallow
"And the winner is..." Announced Caleb a unknown figure steals the Gourmet Race trophy.
"US !" Announced the unknown figure which is revealed to be King Dedede, along with Dr. Eggman, Dr. Willy and Stromboli.
"King Dedede !" Exclaimed Tiff and Tuff.
"Eggman !" Exclaimed Sora, Luigi and Oshawott.
"Dr Willy !" Exclaimed Buster and Plucky.
"Stromboli !" Exclaimed Caleb, Mallow, Futaba, Enzo and Speedy Gonzales.
"So I heard my own nemesis has participated in the Gourmet Race and I wasn't invited..." Remarked King Dedede.
"We only invited the most gluttonous heroes for that Gourmet Race, so give us back the Gourmet Race trophy, right now and then hit the road !" Said Mallow.
"Such a sharp tongue you have there, Mallow ! But it won't be long !" Said Eggman.
"Because i'm here for a revenge against my own nemesis : Kirby and also Caleb !". Said Dedede
"Is it because after I defeated both of you during the last chapter ?" Asked Caleb while breaking the 4th wall.
"How insightful you are, Caleb ! That's right ! You humiliated both me, Dedede and No-Heart in Mystic Castle so we're about to return the favor". Said Eggman.
"Miserabile assassino..." Said Stromboli in Italian with venom in his voice against Ezio.
"Burattinaio profittatore..." Said Ezio in Italian with venom in his voice against Stromboli.
"And we're not alone to squash Kirby and Caleb, behold !". Said Dr Willy while using a remote which appears a robot that looks like a robotic pumpkin.
"Oh man, Caleb ! That monster's real !". Exclaimed Futaba (For reference it's the censorship of a Regular Show episode : Ello Gov'nor).
"You like that new monster from NIGHTMARE Industries, Caleb ? It's called Pumpkin King !" Said Dedede.
"Isn't that the coolest monster you saw, Caleb ?" Asked Dr. Willy.
"How can it be cool, if it's a monster from NIGHTMARE INDUSTRIES ?!" Exclaimed Mallow (Pokemon)
"What ?! How could you speak badly about one of the most greatest monsters from NIGHTMARE INDUSTRIES ?!" Exclaimed Dedede.
"There's orbs located in the cities, each orbs is connected to a color from the robot. So the only way to destroy that robot you'll have to eat each food presented to make the orb appears and destroy the robot." Explained Caleb.
"All right, let's do it, Caleb !" Said Mallow.
"Don't forget to clean up after eating !" Reminded Caleb while breaking the 4th wall.
(Eat Pumpkin King !)
The Pumpkin King begins the fight while surronding in a pink shield, while unleashing peaches missiles at our heroes, while our heroes go to Mexico, Dizzy, Yoshi and Kirby eats Tortillas, Enchiladas, Quesadillas and Churros. After eating all of the food, the shields breaks up and Yoshi uses a flame from his Dragon Yoshi transformation which gave damage to the robot.
The Pumpkin King then surrounds itself in a yellow shield while unleashing corn missiles at our heroes, while our heroes go to the city which is represented by the yellow color : Akihabara, Dizzy, Yoshi and Kirby eats Sushis, Ramen, Tempura and Dangos. After eating all of the food, the shields breaks up and Kirby uses his final smash : Ultra Slash which gave damage to the robot.
The Pumpkin King then surronds itself in a teal shield while unleashing onion missiles at our heroes, while our heroes go to the city which is represented by the Teal color : Osaka, Dizzy, Yoshi and Kirby eats Sushis, Ramen, Tempura and Dangos. After eating all of the food, the shields breaks up and Dizzy uses his Tornado move, which gave damage to the robot.
The Pumpkin King then surronds itself in a green shield while unleashing lettuce missiles at our heroes, while our heroes go to the city which is represented by the Green color : Siena, Dizzy Yoshi and Kirby eats Pizzas, Parmesan Cheese Slices, Lasagnas and Tiramisus. After eating all of the food, the shields breaks up and Speedy Gonzales uses his final smash : Speed Zone (Which works similar to The Flash supermove in : Injustice 2) which gave damage to the robot.
The Pumpkin King then surronds itself in a purple shield while unleashing eggplant missiles at our heroes, while our heroes go to the city which is represented by the Purple color : Cancun, Dizzy, Yoshi and Kirby eats Tortillas, Enchiladas, Quesadillas and Churros. After eating all of the food, the shields breaks up and Ezio uses his final smash : Deadly Dive which gave damage to the robot.
The Pumpkin King then surronds himself in an orange shield while unleashing carrot missiles at our heroes, while our heroes go to Kyushu Island which is represented by the Orange color, Dizzy, Yoshi and Kirby eats Sushis, Ramen, Tempura and Dangos. After eating all of the food, the shields breaks up and Futaba uses her Persona : Necronomicon which gave damage to the robot.
The Pumpkin King then surronds himself in a red shield while unleashing tomato missiles, while our heroes go to the city which is represented by the Red color : Venice, Dizzy Yoshi and Kirby eats Pizzas, Parmesan Cheese Slices, Lasagnas and Tiramisus. After eating all of the food, the shields breaks up and Caleb uses Orb of Light which gave damage to the robot.
The Pumpkin King then surronds himself in a brown shield while unleashing chocolate missiles, while our heroes go to the city which is represented by the Brown color : Acapulco, Dizzy, Yoshi and Kirby eats Tortillas, Enchiladas, Quesadillas and Churros. After eating all of the food, the shields breaks up and Mallow uses her final smash : Meal of the day which gave damage to the robot while healing her allies (for inspiration for this final smash : see the cook class in Miitopia).
The Pumpkin King then surronds himself in a blue shield while unleashing Sushi missiles, while our heroes to the last city available and the one represented by the Blue color : Roma, Dizzy Yoshi and Kirby eats Pizzas, Parmesan Cheese Slices, Lasagnas and Tiramisus. After eating all of the food, the shields breaks up and Sir Daniel Fortesque uses Anubis Stone (his Special Level 3 in Playstation All-Stars Battle Royale) which disables the robot.
Then the heroes uses their respective final attacks to achieve the robot : Stampede for Yoshi, Ultra Slash for Kirby, Gluttony Tornado for Dizzy, Speed Zone for Speedy Gonzales, Deadly Dive for Ezio, All-Out Attack for Futaba with the help of Ren/Joker, Orb of Light for Caleb, Meal of the day for Mallow and Anubis Stone for Sir Daniel Fortesque. Destroying the robot.
"We are proud to declare Yoshi, Kirby and Dizzy our new Gourmet Races Champions !" Announced Caleb and Mallow much to the crowd cheer.
"And now to present our champions with each Gourmet Races Trophy, our last year champion". Announced Caleb.
The figure is revealed to be : Hippo Man (an OC for my story : Tiny Toons Academia : ACME's justice).
"Hey wait a minute, aren't you that Mutant which challenged Izuku and Ochako into a sumo wrestling match ?" Asked Tiff.
"How do you know that, sis ?" Asked Tuff.
"Because Tiff and I are now fans of the fanfics : Tiny Toons Academia : ACME's justice written by AspergerHero. Available on since last week." Whispered Futaba while breaking the 4th wall.
"Wait a minute, Hippo Man, how did you win ?" Asked Caleb.
"It takes technique and an Iron stomach." Said Hippo Man while munching on a corn.
"And now the bad guys will have to clean up the mess they made !" Said Mallow.
Dedede with hatred and sadness the rest of his destroyed Pumpkin King.
"You maniacs, you tore it up ! Darn you ! Darn you all to heck !" Shouted King Dedede.
"Hey less referencing Planet of the Apes and more mopping Dedede !" Reminded Eggman.
There you go another chapter done, hope you'll like it RGKecleon and thanks again for requesting me that story ! Next up, Aria suffers from Stage Fright but with the help of Caleb, Madison, Momo, Wendy and Tenya, she will overcome her fear in a singing duel against Team Monty and Ursula. Take care and i'll see you soon in the next chapter of the Academy of the Omniverse.