"Hello everyone and welcome to another round of WHEEL OF THE PARODIES !" Said in unison Buster, Babs, Yakko, Wakko and Dot
"Let's spin the wheel and see what Parody shall we do today..." Said Yakko.
After a few rounds of spinnings, the wheel stops by the case "movies".
"Today the story will be : Sing a Song of Aria requested by CharlieCharly18." Announced Buster.
"A request which will concerns something you've seen in every Disney movies : SONGS and also "Somebody to Love" from the movie Ella Enchanted." Precised Yakko.
"And without further, we let you to... ENJOY THE SHOW !" Said in unison Buster, Babs, Yakko, Wakko and Dot.
Aria's POV :
Hi everyone, my name is Aria, you know me as Caleb's girlfriend in CharlieCharly18's fanfics. Anyways, I know I have stage fright but thanks to my friends and my boyfriend Caleb help, Madison and I won a beautiful gold trophy in a singing competition, wanna know how it turned out ? Just join me and my boyfriend Caleb in the Academy of the Omniverse.
Another day begin in the Academy of the Omniverse, where students are working, some of them found the classes boring and are sleeping, while some of them takes notes during the class. Today's classes are : Music for morning and for afternoon : Cinema Arts and of course between each classes, there's the lunch break.
During Music class, Madison sings "Wings of the dream" which brought a tear to everyone in the class even the teachers Pepe Le Pew and Brook (One Piece).
"Magnifique Madison, oui, you have certainly a heavenly voice." Said Pepe while applauding Madison's song.
"Such a beautiful voice you have Madison, it brought me tears to my eyes, Oh, I forgot, I don't have eyes... #SkeletonJoke." Said Brook while everyone sweatdrops at Brook's skeleton joke.
During Cinema Arts, Aria suffers from Stage Fright while Thaddeus doesn't seem to care about Aria's predicament, Professor Hugh Jackman seems to be concerned about Aria's silence during the lessons which concerns the movie : Enchanted Ella.
"Is something wrong Aria ?" Asked Hugh Jackman.
"No, professor Jackman, why's that ?" Asked Aria.
"You were awfullly quiet during the lesson." Said Jackman.
"It's just... I have stage fright..." Admitted Aria.
"Then how could you be a student here if a stupid thing like Stage Fright prevents you to move forward ?!" Screamed Thaddeus.
"Leave my girlfriend alone, professor Thaddeus, it's natural that Aria suffers from Stage Fright !" Defended Caleb.
"Same goes for you Caleb ! Just because your father is the principal of this school, doesn't mean you have the right to backtalk a teach..." Thaddeus didn't have to finish his sentence that a punch collided with his left cheek.
"That's enough Thaddeus, you're supposed to be a teacher here not in your previous job of CEO of the Warner Bros studios." Reminded Hugh Jackman.
"Remind me then, why my character from Animaniacs was fired off-screen and now I reduce to do class with a bunch of brats especially a brat who's the son of a man even more wealthy than me ?!" Asked Thaddeus which is a grave mistake especially towards a teacher who's Hugh Jackman and because of one thing : his Wolverine thing.
"Don't make me go Wolverine on you Thaddeus, especially towards the students !" Reminded Hugh Jackman while doing his Wolverine pose.
"I heard there was a singing contest in Dream Land, maybe Aria can participate in order to overcome her stage fright." Proposed Madison.
"That's a great idea Madison, what about it Thaddeus ?" Asked Hugh Jackman.
"All right fine ! But you better win it but if you don't, the 3 of you will be in detention, especially you : Aria and Caleb !" Said Thaddeus while pointing 3 fingers towards Madison, Aria and Caleb.
(Meanwhile in Bowser's Brotherhood of Evil HQ)
The Brotherhood of Evil are now hosting singing auditions to create a team against Aria and Madison team for Dream Land's singing contest.
First candidate : Judge Claude Frollo
Song : Hellfire
Beata Maria, (Blessed Mary)
You know I am a righteous man
Of my virtue I am justly proud
Priests:
(Et tibi Pater (And to you, Father))
Frollo:
Beata Maria
You know I'm so much purer than
The common, vulgar, weak, licentious crowd
Priests:
(Quia peccavi nimis (That I have sinned))
Frollo:
Then tell me, Maria
Why I see her dancing there
Why her smoldering eyes still scorch my soul
Priests:
(Cogitatione (In thought))
Frollo:
I feel her, I see her
The sun caught in her raven hair
Is blazing in me out of all control
Priests:
(Verbo et opere (In word and deed))
Frollo:
Like fire
Hellfire
This fire in my skin
This burning
Desire
Is turning me to sin
It's not my fault
(Mea culpa (My fault))
I'm not to blame
(Mea culpa (My fault))
It is the gypsy girl
The witch who set this flame
(Mea maxima culpa (My greatest fault))
It's not my fault
(Mea culpa (My fault))
If in God's plan
(Mea culpa (My fault))
He made the devil so much stronger than a man
(Mea maxima culpa (My greatest fault))
Protect me, Maria
Don't let the siren cast her spell
Don't let her fire sear my flesh and bone
Destroy Esmeralda
And let her taste the fires of He... But before he can sing anymore, a bell is dropped and crush Judge Claude Frollo, the villains watches with shocked expressions while wincing over the pain of the evil minister.
"Did he say heck ? Wasn't supposed to be he..." Said Escargoon but before he can say anything, he's bashed by King Dedede's hammer.
"Escargoon, censors... And let's keep this fanfic PG, all right ?" Asked Dedede.
"Can somebody call an ambulance ? Next !" Said Bowser.
Next candidate : Gaston
Song : Gaston's song
Gosh, it disturbs me to see you, Gaston
Looking so down in the dumps
Every guy here'd love to be you, Gaston
Even when taking your lumps
There's no man in town as admired as you
You're everyone's favorite guy
Everyone's awed and inspired by you
And it's not very hard to see why!
No one's slick as Gaston
No one's quick as Gaston
No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston
For there's no man in town half as manly!
Perfect, a pure paragon!
You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley
And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on!
LeFou and Chorus: No one's been like Gaston
A king pin like Gaston
LeFou: No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston
Gaston: As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating!
LeFou and Chorus: My what a guy, that Gaston!
Give five "hurrahs!" Give twelve "hip-hips!"
LeFou: Gaston is the best and the rest is all drips!
Chorus: No one fights like Gaston
Douses lights like Gaston
In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston!
Bimbettes: For there's no one as burly and brawny
Gaston: As you see, I've got biceps to spare
LeFou: Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny.
Gaston: That's right!
And every last inch of me's covered with hair!
Chorus: No one hits like Gaston
Matches wits like Gaston
LeFou: In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston
Gaston: I'm especially good at expectorating! Ptoooie!
Chorus: Ten points for Gaston!
Gaston: When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs
Ev'ry morning to help me get large
And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs
So I'm roughly the size of a barge
"All right Gaston, i'll be honest with you, your song was pretty good but there was a bit of too much pride in your voice." Admitted Bowser.
"Oh please, anything but the his haired-chest, it's a pirate nightmare ! Please, tell me, there's a cherry pie ready to suppress that horrible vision" Exclaimed Blackbeard (One Piece)
"I don't know why but I almost had the urge of screaming "Off with his head" but oh well... Next !" Said the Queen of Hearts.
Final Candidate : Ursula
Song : Poor Unfortunate Souls
I admit that in the past I've been a nasty
They weren't kidding when they called me, well, a witch
But you'll find that nowadays
I've mended all my ways
Repented, seen the light, and made a switch (True? Yes.)
And I fortunately know a little magic
It's a talent that I always have possessed
And dear lady, please don't laugh,
I use it on behalf
of the miserable, lonely and depressed (pathetic)
Poor unfortunate souls
In pain, in need
This one longing to be thinner
That one wants to get the girl
And do I help them? Yes, indeed
Those poor unfortunate souls
So sad, so true
They come flocking to my cauldron
crying "Spells, Ursula, please!"
And I help them? Yes, I do
Now it's happened once or twice
Someone couldn't pay the price
And I'm afraid I had to rake 'em 'cross the coals
Yes I've had the odd complaint
But on the whole I've been a saint
to those poor unfortunate souls
[dialogue interruption]
The men up there don't like a lot of blabber
They think a girl who gossips is a bore!
Yes, on land it's much preferred
for ladies not to say a word
And after all, dear, what is idle prattle for?
Come on, they're not all that impressed with conversation
True gentlemen avoid it when they can!
But they dote and swoon and fawn
on a lady who's withdrawn
It's she who holds her tongue who gets a man!
Come on, you poor unfortunate soul
Go ahead! Make your choice!
I'm a very busy woman and I haven't got all day
It won't cost much. Just your voice!
You poor unfortunate soul
It's sad but true
If you want to cross the bridge, my sweet, you've got the pay the toll
Take a gulp and take a breath, and go ahead and sign the scroll
Flotsam, Jetsam, now I've got her, boys
The boss is on a roll!
THIS POOR UNFORTUNATE SOUL!
Beluga sevruga, come winds of the Caspian Sea
Larynxes, glossitis, ad max Laryngitis, la voce to me!
"I must say this is quite an impressive song you gave us, Ursula." Admitted Bowser.
"What about that numbskull Gaston, Bowser, what should we do with him ?" Asked the Queen of Hearts.
"Gaston will join Ursula in the singing contest in Dreamland ! And I have a little toy for Team Monty since they alongside the Queen of Hearts and Sugimura will accompany you in Dream Land." Said Bowser.
In Dream's Land singing contest :
The first contestant is Gaston :
Song : Gaston's song
Gosh, it disturbs me to see you, Gaston
Looking so down in the dumps
Every guy here'd love to be you, Gaston
Even when taking your lumps
There's no man in town as admired as you
You're everyone's favorite guy
Everyone's awed and inspired by you
And it's not very hard to see why!
No one's slick as Gaston
No one's quick as Gaston
No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston
For there's no man in town half as manly!
Perfect, a pure paragon!
You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley
And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on!
LeFou and Chorus: No one's been like Gaston
A king pin like Gaston
LeFou: No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston
Gaston: As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating!
LeFou and Chorus: My what a guy, that Gaston!
Give five "hurrahs!" Give twelve "hip-hips!"
LeFou: Gaston is the best and the rest is all drips!
Chorus: No one fights like Gaston
Douses lights like Gaston
In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston!
Bimbettes: For there's no one as burly and brawny
Gaston: As you see, I've got biceps to spare
LeFou: Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny.
Gaston: That's right!
And every last inch of me's covered with hair!
Chorus: No one hits like Gaston
Matches wits like Gaston
LeFou: In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston
Gaston: I'm especially good at expectorating! Ptoooie!
Chorus: Ten points for Gaston!
Gaston: When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs
Ev'ry morning to help me get large
And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs
So I'm roughly the size of a barge
But before he can continue, the inhabitants of Dream Land bombarded the egotastical hunter with food.
"Perhaps, I can provide more food..." thought Chef Kawasaki before putting a billboard that said : "Food for sale, 1 dollar".
"It's worth every penny." Said a inhabitant of Dreamland before buying food while the crowd boo at Gaston.
"You bottom feeders, you have no idea of real talent !" Exclaimed Gaston.
"No talent... No talent..." Repeated the crowd while continuing booing at Gaston.
"Uh Gaston, what about Ursula can she go now ?" Asked Spat.
"Not yet... We still have a membr of the hero team before it's Ursula song !" Reminded Gaston angry and with his ego broken.
Score for the Villains team : 0%
Next contestant : Madison Taylor
Song : Wings of the Dream
A twinkle in the night sky far far away.
A golden star I gaze uponin my dreams.
On a sleepless evening I sing alone,
Tomorrow I'll sing with you on the wings of a dream.
On a sleepless evening I sing alone.
Tomorrow I'll sing with you on the wings of a dream.
Much to the crowd cheer and the rest of the Brotherhood anger, the score is to 100% fort the heroes' team against 0% for Bowser's Brotherhood of Evil.
Next contestant : Ursula :
Song : Poor Unfortunate Souls
I admit that in the past I've been a nasty
They weren't kidding when they called me, well, a witch
But you'll find that nowadays
I've mended all my ways
Repented, seen the light, and made a switch (True? Yes.)
And I fortunately know a little magic
It's a talent that I always have possessed
And dear lady, please don't laugh,
I use it on behalf
of the miserable, lonely and depressed (pathetic)
Poor unfortunate souls
In pain, in need
This one longing to be thinner
That one wants to get the girl
And do I help them? Yes, indeed
Those poor unfortunate souls
So sad, so true
They come flocking to my cauldron
crying "Spells, Ursula, please!"
And I help them? Yes, I do
Now it's happened once or twice
Someone couldn't pay the price
And I'm afraid I had to rake 'em 'cross the coals
Yes I've had the odd complaint
But on the whole I've been a saint
to those poor unfortunate souls
[dialogue interruption]
The men up there don't like a lot of blabber
They think a girl who gossips is a bore!
Yes, on land it's much preferred
for ladies not to say a word
And after all, dear, what is idle prattle for?
Come on, they're not all that impressed with conversation
True gentlemen avoid it when they can!
But they dote and swoon and fawn
on a lady who's withdrawn
It's she who holds her tongue who gets a man!
Come on, you poor unfortunate soul
Go ahead! Make your choice!
I'm a very busy woman and I haven't got all day
It won't cost much. Just your voice!
You poor unfortunate soul
It's sad but true
If you want to cross the bridge, my sweet, you've got the pay the toll
Take a gulp and take a breath, and go ahead and sign the scroll
Flotsam, Jetsam, now I've got her, boys
The boss is on a roll!
THIS POOR UNFORTUNATE SOUL!
Beluga sevruga, come winds of the Caspian Sea
Larynxes, glossitis, ad max Laryngitis, la voce to me!
After some silence, there's a huge cheer for Ursula's voice which is a tie for both teams since it's now 100% between each team.
And now for the final contestant : Aria
Song : Somebody to love (Ella Enchanted)
Aria: Can anybody find me somebody to (love)?
The piano starts.
Aria: Each morning I get up I die a little
Can't barely stand on my feet.
Take a look in the mirror
And cry, lord what you're doing to me.
I've spent all my years believing in you, but I just can't get no relief.
Lord, somebody (somebody), somebody (somebody).
Can anybody find me somebody to love?
Caleb smiles and Aria sings a bit loud, the Sailor Scouts, Digidestined girls, girl trainer Pokémons, ponies, female Tiny Toons, female Pokémon (from Mystery Dungeon World) are amazed by Aria's beautiful singing voice.
Aria: Got no feel I got no rhythm
I just keep losing my beat
I'm okay I'm alright
Ain't gonna face no defeat
I just gotta get out of this prison cell
One day I'm gonna be free
Lord, somebody (somebody), somebody (somebody).
Can anybody find me somebody to love?
Everyone was enjoying the song.
Ohhhhhhhh, (She works hard)
Everyday, (Everyday)
I try and I try and I try
But everybody wants to put me down
They say I'm going crazy
They say I got a lot of water in my brain
Got no common sense
I've got nobody left to believe
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeahhh!
DemiDevimon who was watching from afar starts to enjoy the song until he shook his head in disgust.
(Instrumental)
Chorus: Find her somebody to love (x7).
Can anybody find me
Aria was dancing until she lost her balance, but Caleb caught her.
Aria: Somebody to love?
Chorus: Find me somebody to love (x4).
*ENDS*
Then the crowd cheers and applauses while Aria and Caleb hugs to each other before kissing their lips. And thanks to Aria's perfomance it's another 100% for the hero team and before we announce the winning team, Team Monty decides to cheat and place Gaston's score to 1000% which makes the Bowser's Brotherhood of Evil winner of the singing contest, meanwhile in Bowser's Brotherhood of Evil HQ, the villains celebrated Team Monty victory against the hero team.
"So Team Monty has finally earned a victory against those heroes ? Talk about a real surprise..." Thought Ganondorf while having an evil little smile.
Much to Aria's sadness the hero team loses but Madison whispered that she placed her video camera on Monty's Team and it actually recorded their cheating attempt to win the competition. She even whispered to Hugh Jackman who gave a thumb-up to Madison.
"Everything will be fine..." Reassured the Australian actor towards Aria.
"Objection, complain, protest ! I accuse Team Monty trafficking the score board for a cheating way to win the competition." Accused Hugh Jackman.
"Us ? Cheating ? You're losing your mind, Hugh, playing Wolverine on the big screen has made you losing your marbles..." Mocked Spat.
"First of all, we didn't used anything to cheat." Precised Garuru.
"Second, We won fair and square." Precised Montana Max.
"And final, I had 1000% because everyone knows my singing talents so you can shove your protestation to yours truly !" Precised Gaston which is clearly a mistake because when Hugh Jackman does his wolverine thing whether Thaddeus from Animaniacs or the member of the Brotherhood of Evil, this is something, they will truly regret as Gaston pleads for his life.
"You're lucky this a PG-rated fanfic, Gaston, otherwise, I'll crush your ego !" Threatened Hugh Jackman.
"My mother always told me that Cheaters never Prospers, I require that we use my video camera to see about the rumors about Team Monty winning by cheating are true or not !" Said Madison.
When Madison uses her camera, she remarked that the video of Team Monty cheating is gone, much to Team Monty's amusement.
"Nice try, Miss Mommy's daughter but you don't have a proof of what you're saying so we won !" Said Pete.
"Oh really, well that's a good thing, because we don't need cheating to win, I asked Tenya to use his quirk to take the video and give it to me, the video of your cheating act is there with me and in HD." Explained Caleb much to the Brotherhood's shock and the hero team amusement.
"You know what ? Let's watch my favorite part again. Shall we ?" Asked Caleb.
In the video :
"With those 1000 pts, we'll win against Caleb and those dumb heroes for sure !" Said Montana Max who laughs evilly along with the rest of Team Monty and Pete. The crowd is shocked and start booing at Team Monty.
Furious, Montana Max uses a remote and have an evil grin.
"You left me no choice, zeroes of the Omniverse, I brought a little surprise since you prevented me another victory." Said Montana Max before pressing the button revealing the Behemoth Heartless boss from Kingdom Hearts, which makes the crowd panic while the rest of the hero team gets into their fighting stances. Each hero tries to damage the heartless but it appears to be immune against any attacks.
"It's no good, no matter our attacks, it's invicible !" Exclaimed Tenya.
"Wait a minute, Sora told me that this heartless weak point is it's head." Remarked Caleb.
"So ?" Asked Mimi.
"So maybe Palmon can digivolve into Togemon and uses Light Speed Jabbing to hit the Behemoth's horn". Explained Caleb.
"That could work... Ready Palmon ?" Asked Mimi.
"More than ready... Mimi !" Said Palmon.
Palmon Digivolve into Togemon.
"So you want some Light Speed Jabbing ? There you go !" Togemon said before using Light Speed Jabbing to the heartless horn creating Critical Damage.
Monty: NO! They must have found it's weak spot!
"All right, now let's use our special attacks !" Everyone nods and uses her final attacks : Orbs of Light for Caleb, Moonlight Sonata for Aria, Heavenly voice for Madison, Emblem of Sincerity for Mimi, Adamantum Slash for Hugh Jackman, Ingenium Rush for Tenya and Lucky bag for Momo, destroying the Behemoth and sending Team Monty Blasting off.
Spat: Great! Just when we were about to have victory against those meddlers!
Garuru: If it weren't for that meddling Caleb, victory will be ours !
Sugimura: Instead, he had to reveal the Heartless' weak spot and cost us our victory!
Queen of Hearts: Hey, at least we're not stupid enough to reveal it to them, unlike a brainless hunter who's head is going to be off when Bowser learns we failed.
Gaston: I'm not brainless, i'm the best hunter of my village !
Monty: Yeah, but now that we blew our last chance, do you know what that means?
Pete:(Gulps)I hate to dink what will happen to us now.
Team Monty and the villains: Looks like Team Monty's and Bowser's Brotherhood of Evil blasting off again!
A star twinkles at where they were sent flying to.
To the crowd cheer, the hero team wins with 100% against 0% for Bowser's Brotherhood of Evil since Monty's cheating was exposed.
Aria became less and less stage-fright and more accurate on Cinema Arts lessons.
But what happened to Team Monty, May I heard you say ? Well, let's take a look...
"As punishment, for cheating and losing that singing contest, i'm gonna give you some singing moments with Ubisoft's Montpellier Choir". Much to Team's Monty horror, Ubisoft's Montpellier Choir is a parody of Ode to Joy from Ludwig Von Beethoven sang by Raving Rabbids.
"Ursula, Ludwig, Music, if you please..." Said Bowser.
Ursula and Ludwig conducts the orchestra while the Raving Rabbids sing the Ubisoft's Montpellier Choir while giant gloves slaps Team Monty instead of the Rabbids and Gaston, Sugimura and the Queen of Hearts watches while munching on Pop-corn, by the end of the song. Ursula and Ludwig take a bow towards the readers/audience while cheers could be heard and Team Monty are left musically tortured and slapped by all sides.
Well then, another request finished. Thanks again CharlieCharly18 for requesting me this, I hope I do your request justice but somehow I think I did. All right, next up, get ready for a treasure hunt like you've never seen in the fanfiction world, in the Great Cave Offensive, all fair in love and treasure hunting. Take care and i'll see you later, bye for now.