"Hello everyone and welcome to another round of WHEEL OF THE PARODIES !" Said in unison Buster, Babs, Yakko, Wakko and Dot
"Let's spin the wheel and see what Parody shall we do today..." Said Yakko.
After a few rounds of spinnings, the wheel stops by the case "video games".
"Today the story will be : Treasure hunt in the Great Cave Offensive by RGKecleon." Announced Buster.
"A parody of the Great Cave Offensive minigame in Kirby Superstars." Precised Yakko.
"And without further, we let you to... ENJOY THE SHOW !" Said in unison Buster, Babs, Yakko, Wakko and Dot.
Nathan Drake's POV :
Hi everyone, my name is Nathan Drake, but you can call me Nate. For years, me and Sulli travel around the world to collect treasures and the motto of my self-proclaimed ancestor : Sir Francis Drake (Sic Parvis Magna), I thought about the Great Cave Offensive was actually myths, until that expedition with Caleb and that buttload of treasures we found prove us that the Great Cave Offensive was actaully everything except myths. Anyways, to know further about that little treasure hunt in the Great Cave Offensive : Follow me straight to the Academy of the Omniverse.
Another day begin in the Academy of the Omniverse, where students are working, some of them found the classes boring and are sleeping, while some of them takes notes during the class. Today's classes are : History for morning and for afternoon : Chemistry and of course between each classes, there's the lunch break.
In History class, the students learns about the legend of the Great Cave Offensive and his many treasures (which will be the main subject of this request). During Chemistry class, our heroes tries to manipulate chemicals without making any explosions.
At Montana's Mansion : Montana Max trains to darts using a photo of Caleb as a target until his screen shows Eggman.
Montana Max : What now ?
Eggman : Is there anyway to greet a comrade ?
Montana Max : What do you want Eggman, i'm busy !
Eggman : Busy for what ? Planning another due-to-fail plan against Caleb ?
Montana Max : Just spill the beans already !
Eggman : Have you ever known about the Great Cave Offensive ?
Montana Max seems interested by this and when Eggman uses the words "Treasures", Montana Max interests are perked.
Montana Max : I'll finally get all the treasures in the world and get rid of that goody two-shoes of Caleb once and for all.
While thinking about this, Montana Max unleash an evil laugh, wanting all the treasures of the Great Cave Offensive and gettin rid of Caleb once and for all.
Back with the heroes :
"Huh Caleb, can you slow down a bit ? Some of us has webbed feet". Complained Plucky.
"Not to mention, some of us has skipped tea time just for a mission from your father". Reminded Brittany.
"Low on carot juice, must relax..." Complained Buster.
"Is everyone accounted for ?" Asked Caleb.
"Not everyone !" Said Raine.
"Who's behind ?" Asked Caleb.
"Mine !" Answered Plucky while walking tired.
"Hey guys i've got a riddle for you, why do heroes descend a hole ?" Asked Wakko.
"Just stop with those baby jokes Wakko and let's keep this fanfic PG, all right ?" Reminded Iris.
"Oh, I love riddles, why ?" Asked Chibiterasu.
"To get a load of treasures from the Great Cave Offensive !" Answered Wakko.
While our heroes are cheering to finally found the Great Cave Offensive, they don't know that the caves is filled with booby traps. A turkey activates a trap in which a column of lava blasts the turkey and transforms the bird into a Thanksgiving turkey much to the heroes shock and horror.
"Oh well, we tried" Said Tuff while walking away silently before being grabbed by Caleb.
"We have to enter !" Said Caleb.
"What are you crazy ?!" Said Lloyd, not approving the idea.
"I don't want to end up as roasted duck !" Said Plucky.
"I may not be a smart dog but I know what roadkill is..." Said Chibiterasu.
"There has to be a way to enter the cave..." Thought Caleb.
Using lifts, our heroes descends carefully into the entrance of the Great Cave Offensive while avoiding the first booby traps of the Great Cave Offensive. While many of the heroes succedeed, the unlucky one was Plucky (Why am I not surprised ?)
"That went well..." Said Trunks.
"That depends of who you ask..." Said Plucky with his body covered in white ashes and his face covered with darts, making him look like Pinhead from the Hellraiser movies series.
"Nice work everyone, now let's begin our treasure hunt in the Great Cave Offensive !" Said Caleb. Before the beginning of the treasure hunt, Caleb gives a flashlight to each member of the heroes team and a map to locate the treasures.
"Yoshi wants to know what if a Crawler attacks Yoshi ?". Asked Yoshi
"You just stay quiet as possible, Yoshi." Answered Caleb.
"What's a Crawler, Caleb ?" Asked Iris.
"Crawlers are monsters from a 2005 British horror movie called "The Descent". Those are humanoid creatures with some body parts similar to bats. They lived for centuries into lightless caves, they're completely blind but their senses of hearing and smelling are heightened and just like bats, they can tracks their preys using Echolocation". Answered Caleb.
"Brrr... Just hoping that no Crawlers are in this cave". Thought Luigi after Caleb gives the descriptions of the creatures.
Sub-tree area
1st sublevel : During the 1st sublevel, our heroes gathered the 3 treasures : A Duracell Battery (Courage Reactor = 250 Jewels), A crushed soda can (Utter Scrap = 170 Jewels) and a bowl of whipped cream (Comet's Whip = 1000 Jewels).
2nd sublevel : During the 2nd sublevel, our heroes gathered a crystal orb (Future orb = 200 jewels) and a toy that looks like a cat head on spring (Wiggle Noggin = 85 Jewels).
3rd sublevel : During the 3rd sublevel, our heroes gathered Seiya's sagittarius bow (Arrows of Sagittarius = 1000 Jewels), Samus's spin attack badge (Badge of the hunter = 2000 Jewels) a bowl of ramen (Hot Delicacy = 3000 Jewels) and Ren/Joker's mask (Mask of Rebellion = 5000 Jewels).
4th sublevel : During the 4th sublevel, our heroes gathered a Christmas Tree Star (Lost Innocence = 100 Jewels) and Jafar's snake specter (Scepter of the Snake = 1000 Jewels).
5th sublevel : During the 5th sublevel, our heroes gathered Raphael's bandana (Emblem of Wrath = 1000 Jewels) a heart-like diamond (Petrified Heart = 100 Jewels) and now our heroes goes to the boss area.
"Gee Brian, what shall we do on this chapter ?" Asked Pinky.
"The same thing we do in every chapter on this fanfic Pinky, try to take over the world !" Answered The Brain.
The Brain explains his plan, using a fishing hook with a magnet, they will try to attract a fish big enough to slow down the heroes but I can bet my money they fail ! And they fails because Pinky was asleep while fishing and our heroes manages to get the next area without a boss fight while Pinky wakes up, he finally gets a touch, it's a large whale called Fatty Whale who gobbles up the two mices. And now our heroes are in the 2nd zone of the Great Cave Offensive.
Crystal Area
1st sublevel : During the 1st sublevel, our heroes gathered a Cherry (Cupid's Grenade = 40 Jewels) and Cinderella's glass slipper (Diamond shoe = 1000 Jewels).
2nd sublevel : During the 2nd sublevel, our heroes gathered a giant bar of mild soap (Sud Generator = 60 Jewels), a ring with a green heart (Joyless Jewel = 100 Jewels), A strawberry (Sunseed Berry = 220 Jewels), a pan (Divine Cooking Tool = 90 Jewels), a toy punching glove (Brute Knuckle = 100 Jewels), Asta's sword (Unlucky blade = 1000 Jewels), a pack of Sardine's Connétable (A french brand of Sardines) (Container of Knowledge = 130 Jewels), a fossilissed shell (Olimarnite Shell = 40 Jewels) and Mikey's nunchaku's (Staff of the turtle : 1000 Jewels).
3rd sublevel : During the 3rd sublevel, our heroes gathered a replica of the Blue Falcon (Champion car = 1000 Jewels), A jewel with a ruby (Essence of Rage = 70 levels), A white King Chess Piece (Worthless Statue = 80 Jewels), and a mask of the Magic Mirror (Mask of truth = 1000 Jewels). Meanwhile our heroes arrives at the boss area.
"They're they are, you ready Iwao ?" Asked Kinkotsuman.
"I agree !" Answered Iwao.
"I'll take that as a yes." Said Kinkotsuman.
Meanwhile our heroes arrives at a computer which Iwao and Kinkotsuman thinks it will be a perfect opportunity to set a trap, but little did they know since Izzy is a computer wiz, he hacks the computer much to the villains shock. And our heroes continues with the 3rd Area of the Great Cave Offensive.
Old Tower
1st sublevel : No treasures (Yeah I know, sometimes it's easy come, easy go !)
2nd sublevel : During the 2nd sublevel, our heroes gathered a replica of Apple Jack Cowboy hat (Texas' memories = 1000 Jewels).
3rd sublevel : During the 3rd sublevel, our heroes gathered a baumkuchen cake (Confection Hoop = 60 Jewels).
4th sublevel : No treasures (Yeah I know, sometimes it's easy come, easy go !)
5th sublevel : During the 5th sublevel, our heroes gathered a Christmas stocking (Icon of progress = 85 Jewels) and Silfer's card (Card of the Game Master = 1000 Jewels).
6th sublevel : During the 6th sublevel, our heroes gathered a Koopa Troopa Shell (Turtle Condo = 1000 Jewels) and Leonardo's swords (Blades of the Shell = 2000 Jewels).
7th sublevel : During the 7th sublevel, our heroes gathered Link's Master Sword (Warrior Blade = 3000 Jewels), Link's shield (Shield of the hero = 5000 Jewels), Shiryu's Dragon Armor (Armor of the Dragon = 4000 Jewels).
8th sublevel : During the 8th sublevel, our heroes gathered a Christmas present : Joy Receptacle (60 jewels), Donatello's bo staff (Handy staff = 2000 Jewels) and Princess Peach's crown (Unspeakable Wonder = 120 Jewels) and now it's on the Boss Area.
Our heroes are now in the boss area where Team Rocket along with Bush and Cassidy and Waspinator are piloting a robot who's look like a Viewtiful Joe's boss named Cameo Leon AKA : Mecha-Cameo Leon. Mecha-Cameo Leon tries to charge at the heroes but Snowy uses Snow Powder making the robotic Chameleon slipping and Caleb activates the self-destruct of the robot making the Pokemon thieves and the new member of the Brotherhood of Evil blasting off again.
Garden Area
1st sublevel : During the 1st sublevel, our heroes gathered a grayish-looking pocket wash (Temporal mechanism = 120 Jewels).
2nd sublevel : During the 2nd sublevel, our heroes gathered Kenshin's Katana (Blade of the Wanderer = 1000 Jewels).
3rd sublevel : No treasures (Yeah I know, sometimes it's easy come, easy go !)
4th sublevel : During the 4th sublevel, our heroes gathered Moka's rosario (Cross of tentation = 1000 Jewels).
5th sublevel : During the 5th sublevel, our heroes gathered a Christmas tree bauble (Essential furnishing = 100 Jewels).
6th sublevel : During the 6th sublevel, our heroes gathered DK Konga's drums (Barrels of rhythm = 1500 Jewels), a green jewel with an emerald (Essence of Despair = 80 Jewels), A tire (Sphere of movement = 400 Jewels), a whelk shell (Fortified Delicacy = 60 Jewels), a piece of crystal (Crystal King = 110 Jewels) and the Triforce (Triangle of Virtue = 1000000 Jewels).
7th sublevel : This is it everyone, the big one, the final battle !
"So you cheaters, thought you could get inside the Great Cave Offensive and take OUR Treasures ?" Asked Wario.
"You fools just fell into our trap !" Said Zeref.
Zeref, the Wario Bros, King K Rool, Blackbeard and Risky Boots fuses together to create a gigantic spider-monster named Titan Dweevil while our heroes takes their fightning stances.
The Titan Dweevil tries to use a electric attack but Oshawott, Snivy and Tepig uses their respective attacks which short-circuit the spider, Titan Dweevil tries to use a fire attack but Natsu eats the flames and uses "Flame Dragon Breath" which gives critical damage to the spider. The Titan Dweevil tries to use water but Snowy uses Snow Powder transforming the water bubbles into snowflakes which renders the attack useless and finally the Titan Dweevil uses Poison but uses a slash to drop all the treasures of the beast and leaving it weakened.
"He's weakened !" Remarked Lucy.
"Now there's one thing we do, time to use our specials !" Said Caleb and everyone nods.
Caleb and Sora uses Orb of Light, Luigi uses Poltergust G-00, Yoshi uses Stampede, Kirby, Tiff and Tuff uses Giga Sword, The Tiny Toons heroes uses Cartoon Logic, Pikachu uses Volt Tackle, Gatomon digivolves into Angewomon and uses Celestial Arc, The Pokemon heroes uses Triple Finish along with Snowy and Gladion's Pokemon, Edward, Winry and Alphonse uses Alchemist Storm, What the Heck ?! for Earthworm Jim, El Dorado Sarcophagus for Nathan Drake, Final Fairy for the Fairy Tail Heroes, Test of Knowledge for Raine, Tiger Slash for Lloyd Irving, Heavenly Light for Colette, End of Day for the Pikmin Heroes, Giga Shocker for Izzy and Tentomon, Spider-Armor for Tom Holland, Dome of Heat for Trunks and Light Jak for Jak and Daxter which combines into a huge explosion and blasts the villains in the sky. After that our heroes exits the cave.
"So Raine, about those treasures Raine, what do you think their place is ?" Asked Caleb.
"As a great explorer once said Caleb, their place belong to a musem." Answered Raine.
"Is that a reference of The Last Crusade ?" Asked Nathan Drake.
"Yes, it's a scene where we show Young Indiana Jones." Said Caleb.
"Still knowledgeable in movies Caleb, spot on ! Too bad, that Thaddeus doesn't share your talent." Said Raine.
"He still doesn't like the fact that my dad is the Headmaster of the Academy" Said Caleb Sadly.
"In time, he will learn that you definitely got what it takes to be a hero, Caleb, trust me." Said Raine.
"Thanks, Raine". Said Caleb.
Before we finish the chapter, there's two post-chapter scenes, so here's the first one : (Warning this post-chapter scene may contains spoilers for Digimon : Worlds in Danger)
Wizarding World : Ministry of Magic :
"Damn that Caleb, not only he foiled my plan to make Harry Potter expelled from Hogwarts but he cost my job !" Dolores Umbridge said while wanting to get rid of Harry's Potter and Caleb.
"It would seem you have a grudge against that Caleb, the son of Aston Lhantis and the legendary hero of the balance." Said Masayoshi Shido while coming out of a Dark Portal.
"Who are you and how did you get in there ?! Let me warn you, intruders should not be trepassing in the Ministry of Magic !" Threatened Dolores Umbridge while preparing a spell against one of the Phantom Thieves of Hearts enemy
"Dolores Umbridge, let me introduce myself, my name is Masayoshi Shido, member of Bowser's Brotherhood of Evil. I understand your hatred against that boy Caleb, he reminds me so much of those good for nothing Phantom Thieves of Heart but Bowser promised me that once Caleb is finished, he will give me the ultimate power to restore my honor and finally accomplishing my dream of being the Prime Minister of Japan." Said the Evil Businessman.
"So your Bowser, if I join him, I can finally get rid of Caleb and make Harry joins his good-for-nothing parents forever ?" Asked Dolores Umbridge, interested about the evil businessman words.
"Indeed, and Bowser will promise that once you join him and by getting rid of Caleb, he'll give you the ultimate power to restore your previous job as minister of magic." Said Masayoshi Shido which makes Dolores Umbridge more interested to see Bowser and finally get rid of Caleb.
"So what do you say Dolores Umbridge, ready to join Bowser's Brotherhood of Evil ?" Asked Frollo.
"No need to tell me twice, i'm ready ! you can't escape for me Caleb ! When I find you, i'm gonna go Avada Kedavra so hard on you that you will sleep for more than 1000 years !" Answered Dolores Umbridge
Now the evil minister of magic and one of the enemies of the "Boy who lived" is now a member of Bowser's Brotherhood of Evil.
Post-chapter scene number 2 :
Odaiba - Lhantis Mansion
A cat wearing a robotic samurai armor is running like Speedy Gonzales (his surname is also similar to the speedy mouse from Looney Tunes) to make a pizza delivery until he finally stops at his destination : The Lhantis' mansion where Caleb lives with his adoptive parents, he rings at the doorbell and Caleb answers.
"Hello I have a Fish and Cheese deluxe for a certain, Mr. Caleb Lhantis ?" Asked the cat whose name is Speedy Cerviche.
"Yes that's me, thank you. Here's your change." Said Caleb while Caleb gives money to the cat.
"Wow, sweet, Thank you once again for taking your order at Samuraï Pizza Cats." Said Speedy Cerviche while running as fast as Speedy Gonzales.
"So Caleb, are the pizzas ready ?" Asked Aston his adoptive father.
"Yup, they're ready dad". Answered Caleb.
"You deserved well those pizzas, sweetie". Said Kerri, Caleb's adoptive mother while kissing her son cheek.
"You're coming Caleb ?" Asked Aston.
"Oh right, coming !" Answered Caleb.
There we go another chapter finished, and oh boy, with those hiatus, I thought i'll never get the end of it but that went well and I hope I did justice for RGKecleon's, thanks again for the request. Next up, the Dark Meta-Knight rises and new heroes must help Meta Knight in a fight for the Halberd. All right, see you soon for another adventures in the Academy of the Omniverse, goodbye for now !
