And here's the next one! It seems a lot people actually find this story funny. Awesome. I try. Honestly the only good things about me are that I'm funny and smart. Everything else sucks. Anyway, enough of that. Let's get into someone who's only funny because he's not smart!...oh that sounded weird.

-Scene-

"...Mmmm…."

Raynare shifted. She felt pain all over her body. Especially her head. She groaned and repositioned herself lazily. She noticed that the thing she was laying on was unreasonably comfortable. It felt like a nice bed.

Bed? She didn't have a bed. At least not here in the human world. This isn't the church base. They don't have a bed there. It smells nice too. The church smells like sh*t.

Smells like a natural musk. Musk? And it isn't her own musk. Or anybody else's she knows. But man it smelled good!

INHALE

She took a big whiff of the soft thing her head was on.

"Mmmmm~..."

It smelled amazing apparently. The same way food smelled delicious, this soft thing smelled uniquely attractive. It was powerful and kind of stunk oh so slightly. It really was just someone's natural smell. A man? Actually, it kind of smelt familiar. She may have smelled it on her date with Isse-

GASP!

She whipped up.

'That's right, Issei! I was on a date with hi-!'

She looked around the dark room until she noticed something standing on the left of her.

Issei was standing there. With only underwear on. And holding an ensemble of wrapped condoms hanging with a long string through them.

….

"Ah, don't worry, I think there's enough string to cut for two necklaces."

…..

"...What?..."

"Ah, sorry."

He placed the long ensemble on his desk.

"Now that I think about it there probably isn't."

"Huh-?"

"-So how's your body?"

Issei approached the bed.

"Ah!"

Raynare stood up on the bed and made a stance to battle.

"Oi."

Issei pointed at Raynare with his left hand and had his serious face on again. She froze and stared at his pointer finger. She imagined the Boosted Gear and shook with fear…..it felt like it was coming closer…..closer…..

"Mama says you're not supposed to be standing on the bed."

…

"...Huh?..."

"Can you just sit down? And stop wearing ecchi stuff in my house. Mama wouldn't like that if she saw it."

…..

..

…..

…

It took a full 3 minutes of silence for Raynare to process what had been said. She was still in disbelief…..After a while Issei sat down on the side of the bed.

Pomf pomf

"Here."

Issei tapped the right side of his bed next to him, motioning Raynare to sit.

She slowly sat down on the bed next to Issei keeping a bit of a distance between them. She was on high guard. Though, she knew if he wanted, she wouldn't stand a chance. The reason she was so uneasy.

"How's your body?"

"...It's fine….."

"You're not really hurting anywhere?"

"...No…."

"You're lying?"

"...N…...Maybe."

"Lying is bad. I already told you that. Just cuz you're a fallen angel doesn't mean you should lie. Where are you hurting?"

"You….always knew I was a fallen angel?"

"Eh? What? No, obviously right? Like seriously. I said it before. How could I not know? You weren't even trying to hide it."

"...I…"

Raynare only lowered her head in shame. Not only was she disgraced in battle, but she was made a bigger fool than how she was trying to make the actual fool feel. He was right. She wasn't even trying to hide it because she assumed he wouldn't be aware. She didn't even register when he first said he knew. She even felt his strong latent aura around his body but just fooled herself into believing it wasn't representative of his current ability. How stupid! She let her pride and arrogance get in the way of everything, failed her mission, destroyed any possibility of having the Sekiryuutei as an ally, and now she was going to die!

"Are you hungry?"

"...Eh?..."

"It's almost time for breakfast so can you change?"

"...b…...What?"

"Breakfast. Like you know? When you eat in the morning."

"No I….I don't understand what is happening."

"I am asking you if you want breakfast."

"...Are…..you serious?..."

"Obviously."

"Why?..."

"What do you mean?"

Issei innocently tilted his head innocently.

'Uwaaaah….C-Cute…..'

Raynare couldn't help but think Issei's innocence was absolutely adorable despite how terrifying the possibility of dying or being a hostage is. Speaking of being a hostage….

"...Am…...Am I allowed to leave?..."

"Hm? Oh no not yet."

Raynare tensed when she heard that. In her mind it was official. She was now a hostage. He may have been acting like an idiot, but surely somewhere within him was pure darkness….

-Is what Raynare thought to herself. In truth when Issei said that he literally just meant: You can't leave because we still haven't had breakfast.

At the very least, it's better than dying…..but as of now she's just nothing but a worthless slave…..how pitiful….

"...So….what will you do with me?..."

"Well, I want you to change first. My parents will…..do something if they see you in that…..So we can't go eat breakfast like that. So can you please change into that other form Yuuma-chan?"

"Raynare…."

"No, we don't have any."

"Eh?"

"Huh?"

….

"No...My name is Raynare."

"Raynare Yuuma? What kind of-"

"No, just Raynare."

"- Eh?..Oh! That's your real name?"

"...Yes…."

"Oh okay. Then get changed Raynare."

"...Alright…."

…

It fell silent…

….

Munnyu~

"Iyaan~!?"

…..

Issei's finger was pushing in Raynare's left n*pple. His whole finger was completely sucked in by her voluptuous flesh and leather. He was just staring at it with wonder.

"...How do you have so much milk if you're not pregnant?..."

"...Eh?.."

-DXD-

…...Ding…...clang…..

In the dining room room of the Hyoudou Household, it was quiet, save for small noises from the clang of utensils. Issei and Raynare are seated next to each other, eating breakfast across from his parents. Until Issei's mother decided to bring up small talk.

…..

"...So….Yuuma-chan….you attend the neighboring academy near Kuoh right?..."

"A-Ah! Yes…."

"...And….what exactly...brought you...to our son?..,."

"T-That was…..one of my friends told me who he was when I happened to see him on a bridge…..and I was attracted by his reputation….and his appearance…."

"R-Really?...well….did…..how did your dat- day!...day together go?..."

"A-Ah, yes, it was…..very fun….I loved spending time with Ise-kun…"

"I see….is that why you decided to stay over?..."

"Eh? No! Um- I just-! Well I was really really tired. I felt like I would pass out soon so I asked Ise-kun if I could stay over. Since my house is much farther. I'm sorry if I intruded."

"Ah, No! Of course not! It's great having you here! We just….I'm worried your parents may have a problem with it."

"Ah, No. I already contacted them. They don't really care."

"Eh?...Is that so?..."

Issei's mother had a sad face after hearing that.

'Spare me your sympathy you filthy human.'

Raynare thought with disgust. She felt a gaze on her. She turned to her right where Issei was seated next to her. She froze when she saw Issei's eyes burning a hole through her skull. She immediately lowered her head in nervousness. She bit her lip. Does he know what she was thinking? She felt afraid once more. And at the same time she felt the slightest bit aroused being mentally dominated.

….

'...There's a school near mine?...'

-Is actually what Issei was thinking while staring strongly at Raynare.

"Yes, well, I'm sorry for troubling you…..but….um…..as it turns out…..either way, I'm afraid….I'm going to need a place to stay...for a bit.."

"Eh?"

"Eh?"

"Ah."

Clang!

The parents froze and Issei's mother dropped her utensils. Issei simply made a sound of surprise. But then he even more surprisingly caught on.

"Yeah, sorry Mama, Pops. As it turns out, the real reason Raynare's parents don't care is because they kinda don't want her around anymore. So I told her she could stay here. That's not a problem right?"

"What?!"

"What?!"

"Sigh."

Raynare sighed at Issei's nonchalant explanation.

'Of course they're not just gonna accept that idiot.-'

"Of course she can stay!"

"- Eh?"

Raynare opened her eyes wide only to see both parents weeping endless tears.

"I can't believe something like that! For such a sweet girl to not have a home! No, I won't allow it!"

"That's right, Kaa-sama! Such a crime shall not go unpunished!"

Issei's mother was weeping with a napkin to her eyes while Issei's father cried manly tears behind his glasses.

"Eh?"

Raynare was beyond dumbfounded. She didn't even know how to respond.

'What? No right? Like, that's a joke right? You're joking? No one's stupid like tha-'

….

She turned her head back to Issei again. He just shrugged at her…..

'...Oh…..'

The Hyoudou Household- is not one of geniuses.

-Kuoh Academy-

"Maaaan…..I wanna touch some boobs."

Issei was currently at school lying on the grass with his two perverted friends. Raynare stayed home with his mom and pop, "skipping school", because she still felt "exhausted" and "wanted to take a break from school" for a while. In truth, it was only because Raynare assumed Issei didn't want her to go anywhere else as a hostage. Why did she assume this? Well:

Issei's room - a few hours ago

"Okay Raynare. I'm going to school now."

"What? You mean you're just gonna leave me with your parents?"

"Yeah, obviously. You said that other school wasn't real."

"Don't you think that is a bad idea?"

"Hm? Why?"

"Well, you're just gonna leave a fallen angel with your parents alone?"

"No. I'm gonna leave my parents alone with you."

"Yes. You still don't get what's wrong with this?"

"No. I trust you, Raynare."

Issei said that with a wide smile on his face. Another misunderstanding took place.

'Wha-?...This guy….he doesn't even consider me a threat?...No….that's not it….he knows…..if I even try to make a move…..it's over. I can't leave this place because he'll find me….And I can't do anything to his parents or even use them because if I do…...I can't believe it…..He's in full control….'

Raynare felt powerless in her situation. Issei truly was the Red Dragon Of Domination. She may have felt oddly comfortable with the idea due to her Fallen blood. She also may have been slowly developing a case of Stockholm syndrome. Either way, the result, being that she slightly enjoyed her situation, was the same. Meanwhile Issei-

'Too bad she doesn't go to my school. At least I'm not gonna make her wait outside. She can stay here and help mama with chores. I wonder why she even wants to stay longer?'

-Did not at all think beyond what was necessary to function, like usual.

"Ah, by the way Raynare."

"Hm?"

"What do your feet look like?"

"...Eh?..."

Return to current time

Issei saw a crow as he stared off into the distance.

'...Crow's feet…..'

Issei's mother once said she was worried about developing Crow's feet. He immediately started crying because he thought his Mama was gonna become a fallen angel. And when Mama asked what does that mean he just kept crying. In the end, she felt very happy to be called an angel by her sweet son nonetheless. And Issei, from then on, assumed that people could turn into fallen angels and that said beings have actual crows feet. Thanks to this misunderstanding another new one was created. Because Raynare now believes Issei has a foot fetish.

By the way, in case you were wondering, yes that happened when Issei was "very" young…...he was 14.

-DxD-

DING DONG DING DONG - DONG DONG DING DING

Classes were now over. And Issei had no after school activities to look forward to, like he usually does. So he was bored throughout the day. That did not last long.

"Kyaaah! Kiba-kun!"

[Kyyyaaaaaahhh!]

Many girlish screams were heard near the doorway.

"Kyah Kiba-kun!"

"Kiba-sama!"

"Look this way Kiba-kun!"

"Please marry me!"

Through the doorway entered a handsome young man with a bright smile. He waved at some swooning girls then slowly made his way to Issei's desk.

"May you be Hyoudou Issei-kun?"

"May I or can I?"

"Eh-?"

"-I'm Hyoudou Issei yeah."

…..

"...My Club President would like to speak to you-"

"Okay!"

Issei immediately stood up excitedly. It seemed he was so bored that he really wanted some activity to do.

"...Oh!...in that case, please follow me."

"-Alright!"

Kiba led Issei out of the room and the building while he quickly followed behind. On their way Issei decided to talk.

"So what's your name?"

"Ah, I'm sorry I didn't introduce myself. My name is Kiba Yuuto."

"Kiba huh. Fang. That's real cool."

"Ah, the translation, yes. Though the Kanji for it is different."

"You really are a pretty boy. Oh! Now that I think about it I think I actually know who you are!"

"Is that so?"

"Yeah! You're the pretty boy my friends are always talkin' about! Matsuda and Motohama talk about you all the time!"

"Really?"

"Yeah! They hate you! They say you're a prick!"

"..."

"I don't think that though! I think you're alright!"

"Well, I am flattered Hyoudou-kun, but to be fair you hardly know anything about me."

"Ise is okay. And I know, but still. I can tell you're a good person. I know when somebody's bad or good. Plus you smell nice. Even though you're one of them."

"...Th….Thank you.."

Soon enough, they arrived at the Old School Building. Once they did Kiba led Issei inside, up a flight of stairs and past a couple of turns. After that they finally walked down a hallway and stopped at some double doors.

"We've arrived."

Kiba knocked lightly on the door twice. A couple seconds of silence then a response.

"Come in."

Dakun

Kiba opened the door for Issei and the moment he entered he noticed something. First off, an unfamiliar smell. Second, darkness. Third, people. All in that order.

There were two couches with a coffee table in the middle, a desk ahead of them, a curtain to the right of it, some double doors straight to the right of the room and finally people. All in that order.

Anyway, the couch on the right had a young, petite, white haired girl eating some sweets, sitting quietly. Ah, the one who kept following him. Kiba walked to the same couch and sat on the other side of it. The desk in the furthest part of the room had a red headed beauty sitting behind it, along with a black haired, ponytailed beauty to the right of it.

"Welcome, Hyoudou Issei."

"Hey."

Issei greeted the girl nonchalantly. Truthfully, he just wanted to get to the thing they were gonna do. The fun thing.

"Should I assume you know what I have called you for?"

"Yeah. Let's get to it."

Issei said that with a competitive smile on his face. This did not work to his advantage.

"Very well, please have a seat."

Issei sat down on the couch opposite Kiba and Koneko. The questioning started immediately.

"So first off Ise-kun."

"Ise is fine."

"Very well Ise. In that case, I want to ask you, where exactly do you stand?"

"I'll take any position really. But I think it's best if I'm alone."

"Is that so? That makes things easier. So, if one side would be more appealing than all of the others, would you be considerate enough to allow someone to try and convince you to take their side?"

"I mean yeah. Why not?"

"Good to hear. Does that mean you'd be willing to take our side?"

"Well….I mean I'd prefer to be alone….wait, who are we up against?"

"Everyone else."

"Hahaha! You make it sound fun, but sorry. I don't do the official events you know?"

"Events?"

"Yeah you know, the games?"

"Oh! You are aware of the games as well?"

"What? Yeah of course I am. I've been asked to play at em like a million times."

"Really? Your abilities must be exceptional. Who has asked you?"

"Pretty much every team I've played with."

"Played with? How did you participate in the games?"

"No, I didn't. I helped them train."

"Oh? I see...Interesting. So either way, they got a bit of what they wanted?"

"Yeah, they got a lot better. They all sucked when I started with em."

"Hmm….I'm not sure about that. I can practically narrow down a few possibilities of who you may have helped and that doesn't really give me the impression that were weak."

"Mm. Maybe, but they were weak for me."

"Hmm…..I find what you tell me very odd. I find it hard to believe that you would have trained with so many of us for the games. As far as I know, you aren't considered an ally to our side at all. I'm sure I would've known about something like that. At the very least that you were in my territory."

"What do you mean? You're the one who invited me."

"What?"

Both Issei and Rias looked at each other in confusion.

"No...I didn't."

"Yes you did. You even sent Kiba to get me."

"Eh? What?...what do you think we're talking about?"

"Well, you want me to join your team right? That's why you sent Kiba for me."

"Well, yes, but I'm not sure what that has to do with you being in my territory."

"You invited me here."

"Ise….what exactly do you think my territory is?"

"This clubroom."

"Yes, but my territory is not just that. It's this school. It's this whole town."

"Huh? Well, yeah that's my territory too. It's all of our territory."

"What? No. It's my territory and mine alone. It's within my jurisdiction and under my supervision."

"That's really childish and selfish. You have to share you know."

"Haah?!"

Issei said it straightforward but Rias was just insulted and confused.

"Do not get the wrong idea Ise. Just because you aren't my enemy and a fellow Kouhai doesn't mean I will show you leniency. This is my territory and I will do whatever I can to protect it."

"What does protecting a town have to do with playing your game? You haven't even told me what game yet."

"What are you talking about?"

"What. game. are. we. gonna. play? You still haven't told me and I've been here for like 10 minutes."

"So you think this is a game?"

"What is?"

"This situation."

"What situation?!"

"Our conversation."

"What are we even talking about?!"

"You're comradery!"

"I don't know what that word means!"

"Your friendship!"

"You just wanna be friends?!"

"Yes!"

"Why didn't you just say that in the First place?!"

"I wanted to know your intentions!"

"I just wanted to play some damn games or sports or something!"

"Eh?...S….sports?"

"Well Yeah! Isn't that why you called me?! Don't you want me to help you out with an upcoming game?!"

"What?! No! Don't you know what we are?!"

"The Hockey Club?! Ping pong?!"

"NO! We're the Occult Research Club!"

"What the Hell is that?!"

"The study of the Occult!"

"What does that mean?!"

"The supernatural!"

"You mean like Ghosts and Stuff?!"

"NO! I mean Yes! But NO! Don't you know what we are?! Don't you know what a Sacred Gear is?!"

"Of course I do! I have one!"

"But do you know what we are?! That we aren't human?!"

"No sh*t! I could smell you from the entrance!"

"Then why would we talk about Sports?!"

"Because Kiba said he wanted me to talk to his President! Just like always!"

"You didn't assume that our intentions are different because we're Devils?!"

"You guys are Devils?!"

"YES!"

"Huh. No wonder I didn't recognize your smell."

"...I…..you….."

Rias was beyond dumbfounded. No one even knew what was happening.

"So then what the Hell do you guys want?"

"I just said…..Sigh….I want to know your intentions. If you're a threat or an ally."

"A threat?"

"Yes...As I said, this is my territory, and I must do whatever I can to protect it. So I won't accept any threats to this town or it's people."

"Eh? What? What's up with that? I've live here my whole life and I've protected this town myself. Why the Hell would I be a threat? If anything, I should think you're the threat. You haven't been here as long as me."

"This territory is under my protection. I would never be the threat."

"Same here."

Rias stared Ise down. She could tell he was being truly sincere.

"I see….If that's the case, then why are you associating with a Fallen Angel?"

"Ah, Raynare? She's my new friend I guess."

"Friend?...So you've allied yourself with the Fallen?"

The atmosphere in the room became tense. Though it didn't affect Issei.

"Hm? No I just said we're friends. And roommates."

"So you-...R….Roommates?"

"Yeah, she lives with me now. Or she's staying at my house at least."

"What?! Why?! Don't you have a family?!"

"Yeah, Mama and Pops are at home with her now."

"Alone?!"

"Yeah."

"What if she kills them?!"

"Hahaha! She won't do that."

"How do you know?!"

"Because I trust her."

"Trust her?! Don't you know what she is?! A Fallen Angel!"

"Yeah so?"

"So that means you can't trust her! To someone like her you humans are nothing but toys."

"How do you know that? You don't know anything about her."

"She's a Fallen Angel involved in suspicious activity. I know enough to say that she can't be trusted."

"How does that make you any different?"

Rias continued to analyze Issei. He maintained his blank, unreadable expression.

"...Are you protecting her?.."

"Well, she's my friend. Not gonna let her get hurt."

"...What exactly are you planning?..."

"Nothing."

"Then what's going on?"

"What do you mean?"

"First, she asked you out on a date, then you said no. Then you changed your mind. You had a date and at the end of it she tried to kill you? Now you're housing and protecting her? I don't understand your intentions."

"I already told you my intentions. I just want to play some sports or something."

"All I want to know, is if there is any possibility of you doing anything dangerous or catastrophic. And if there is, just know, I will stop you."

"That's why I said: why would I do any of that?"

"So you're not plotting anything?"

"No. I'm not a gardener."

"I'm being serious."

"So am I."

…..

Rias sighed and rubbed her forehead. She really couldn't read this guy. At the very least if he wasn't dangerous, then it shouldn't be a problem. But-.

"Well, at the very least, can you tell us what type of Sacred Gear you have?"

"Oh yeah. That's fine."

Shiin!

A bright green flash blinded the Devils for a quick second. Then when it died down they could only gaze in disbelief.

"T-That…."

"It's called the Boosted Gear. Have you heard of it?"

All the Devils immediately put their guards up and surrounded their master.

"Eh? What? What is it? What's going on?"

"...I never imagined you would be this Generation's Sekiryuutei. This is a problem."

"Huh? Why?"

"You're too great of an existence to just let sit idly by."

"Uh…..Thanks?..."

"Looks like I'll have to contact Onii-sama…."

"...Okay…..Well you do that…..it's getting late so I'm going to get home."

Issei stood up and turned to leave.

"Wait!"

"What?"

"Can you come see me again tomorrow?"

"What for?"

"An interrogation."

"Alright!"

With that Issei turned and left the room, leaving only the club members alone.

Dakun

…

"Do you think he's dangerous Buchou?"

"I don't know Kiba. I can't read him at all. We'll have to see."

…..

"HmHmHmHmHmmm~!"

Issei was happily marching back to his home.

'Man, I wonder what food they'll have!'

For some reason, Issei believed an interrogation- was similar to a potluck.

-Hyoudou Household-

"I'm home!"

Issei announced his arrival from the doorway.

"Welcome home!" "Welcome home!"

Two voices greeted him from the kitchen. His mother and his fake girlfriend. However, his girlfriend's voice was deeper than usual.

'Are? Why does Yumma sound like Raynare?'

He walked into the living area seeing his dad watching TV.

"Hey Pops."

"Hey Son."

"Welcome home sweety."

"Ah hey mama."

Issei greeted his father then his mother walked out from the kitchen in an apron and greeted him as well.

"Where's Ra- Yuuma?"

"Ah, Raynare-chan is helping me cook."

"-...Eh? Raynare….Chan?.."

"Yes, Raynare Yuuma right?"

"...Ah….Yeah….wait cooking?"

Issei peered into the kitchen and saw Raynare at the stove with some of his mother's old casual clothes from when she was young and a pink apron. Her appearance was more mature than "Yuuma" and she looked on with a normal blank expression rather than the "playful" one.

'Why does Yuuma look like Raynare?'

"Hey Ise-kun."

Raynare just casually greeted Issei.

"Um...Ray-...Can I talk to you really quick?"

Raynare took off the apron and followed Issei into a hallway. Meanwhile Issei's father and mother began to gossip.

"Oh! Did you hear that Darling?! He called her Ray! That must his cute nickname for her!"

"Yes, Kaa-sama! We may just have hope as grandparents yet!"

Apparently, Issei had finished Raynare's name a little too quietly.

...

"What is it Issei?"

"Why're you Raynare and not Yuuma?"

"Oh, that. Well, I got tired of holding up the act so I went upstairs and came back down like this. They seemed weirded out at first but then I just told them I took off my makeup."

"But you're taller."

She just shrugged.

"Okay then. As long as they don't question it. So, why're you cooking?"

She shrugged again.

"Mm. Your mom just asked me to help out. Didn't have anything else to do. Besides, it was kinda interesting."

"Hmm...well I talked to the Devils today."

"What?!"

"Ow!"

Issei covered his ears since Raynare screamed right into it. She covered her mouth and began whispering.

"Why did you meet with them?!"

"I don't know. They just wanted to talk to me."

"About What?!"

"I don't know. They said a bunch of stuff about me being dangerous or my friendship with you. I just told em I wanted to play sports is all. They let me go after that but they want to talk again tomorrow."

She put a hand up to her mouth and started thinking before she became confused once more.

"Hmm….They wanted to assess how much of a threat you were….a bit like us, but…..Eh...friendship?"

"Well Yeah we're friends."

"...A...Are you joking?"

"No."

"...Is that what you told the Devils?"

"Yeah. Why?"

"They're going to kill us!"

"No they're not. As long we don't do anything we're fine."

"You think they care about that?! They're Devils! I'm their natural enemy! They'll kill me regardless!"

"What? No, they won't. They're nice Devils. Besides, I wouldn't let them touch you."

"Eh?..."

…..

"Well….Good."

Raynare simply averted her gaze and crossed her arms. Issei just tilted his head cutely, much to Raynare's annoyance.

"Anyway, come and eat dinner it's almost ready."

"Oh boy! Raynare's cooking! I wonder what it tastes like!"

"Delicious of course."

"But I haven't tasted it yet."

Issei and Raynare walked back into the Dining room and had their dinner. After that was bedtime. And it went without saying that Raynare and Issei slept together. It's not really that anybody wanted them to. It's just that they did it once already so Raynare just assumed the case would stay the same. And nobody questioned it.

Raynare also attempted to test whether Issei would notice anything in his sleep or not by spawning a needle of light into the palm of her hand. He immediately noticed and snorted awake lazily till she wished it away and he fell asleep immediately after.

She felt afraid of him once more. Even in his sleep she is no match. She turned on her side and lied there completely tense and unable to fall asleep.

Until of course Issei put his arms around her in his sleep, snoring right into her ears. She surprisingly fell asleep within a few minutes, albeit with a deadpan expression.

END

And there goes that one! Woah this chapter is the longest one yet. Didn't think chapters for this story would be so long. Of course, the chapters for my other story are waaay longer but still. This is a comedy. Anyway, in case of you were wondering, if you need an idea of what this Ise is like I would compare him to TFS Goku from DBZ abridged. Most of the other characters are pretty normal. If not they'll just be exaggerated or a parody of themselves. This story really isn't going to be serious if you haven't noticed. I'll also explain how Issei is so strong in the coming chapters. All that aside, tell me your thoughts and questions.

Read, Rate, Review, go crazy.

By the way, Fem Vali is in this story. Wait for that sh*t lol

Stay frosty.