Alllllllrighty then. Time for the face to face showdown! Fried Chicken! Versus-!…..Actual Fucking Retard…

Ahem. Anyway, this is the duel chapter between Raiser and Issei, obviously. Which means that this arc….is gonna end really quick. Lol. Too bad huh. Only 2 fucking chapters worth of arc. Though, I'm not sure what else we could expect right? We know how it'll go down.

You've probably noticed all the uncensored cursing. Cursing will still probably be censored in the story because sometimes it's just hilarious to imagine the loud censor as the characters speak. And also, you fucks wanted this story to be M rated, fine. So now it's M-rated. At least I can curse to my fuckin hearts content. Cuz I would lose my mind otherwise. I go into fucking withdrawal.


-Scene-

It was early morning in the Hyoudou Residence. It was a day off from school for those who attended. Meanwhile, for the two women who worked, it was a 'sick' day. They had to take a day off. It was important after all. The day of the duel between Sekiryuutei and Phoenix.

"HmHmHmmmm~ Oh! Good morning Asia-chan!"

"G-Good morning, O-Okaa-sama~"

Asia greeted Mama Hyoudou who was humming along as she prepared the ingredients for breakfast. Asia put on her personal, newly purchased apron (that had the phrase "Mama Mía!" on it) and proceeded to assist Mama with cooking.

"Are Ray-chan and Ise still sleeping?"

"Eh? A-Ah, yes…."

She answered a bit hesitantly as she suddenly remembered Raynare giving her the 'signal', which meant she needed to leave Ise and her alone. She still doesn't know why Raynare created such a thing, or what they're doing, but somehow it made her feel awkward.

—.

Upstairs Mitlet had just woken up. She rubbed her disheveled hair as she stood from the conjoined beds. It was a bit difficult to get up, because when she awoke she was in the arms of her bedmate Kalawarner. For some reason, they both felt compelled to cuddle as they fell asleep. It was the reason they pushed their beds together in the first place. It gave the impression that they were very close.

Like sisters.

….

She moved the blanket to cover Kalawarner's face lightly.

"..S-Stupid…"

She got up from the bed, but she didn't bother to dress out of her pajamas into anything formal. She just dressed into her usual pink shirt and blue booty shorts.

After she "dressed" herself, she exited her room and made her way down the short hallway.

Creak

She heard an odd creak. She stopped. It was coming from inside of the room of the idiot.

'But….that's not the bed…'

She was confused by the noise because if it really was from what was implied, then it wouldn't make a creaking sound. You see because the bed that those 3 shared was not a spring bed. It was an expensive foreign bed from Europe after all. Besides, this was more of a wood creak. Then only part of the bed that was wood was the oak wood of the bed frame. So if what she thought was happening, was happening, then there wouldn't be a creaking sound. Especially so few and far between. Right?

Creak

Wait a minute.

[AH~!]

"Ah."

She quickly realized as she listened closer—

Creak

Smack!

It was the sound of the entire bed moving back and forth.

[Sss! Ah~! Yes! Just like that babe! Ah~! Good boy!]

….

It suddenly became impossible to ignore the harsh smacking sounds as well.

[Ah~! God! Mm! Father forgive me-! Nn! I'm so glad I fell from Heaven! Ah~!]

[Ray, shouldn't we get to breakfast soon?]

[I know! Nn! That's why it's called a quickie babe! Iya~!]

[Also, we're gonna run out of those "condom" things soon. Since I made a necklace out of some of them a month ago, we don't have many left over.]

[Mm! Don't worry about it! Ah~! I'll go on birth control!]

[Will that work for Fallen Angels?]

[Kuh! Ah~! I could give a f-ck! Ah~!]

[But I'm the one giving it you?]

[Damn right you are! Aah~!]

…..

She kicked the door frame.

Ban!

[Kya! A-Asia?! Uh, don't worry Asia! W-We're okay! We're just-! Um! Getting dressed!]

[But we're naked.]

[Shhhh!]

She decided to just ignore it and walk away. She made her way downstairs and immediately started helping out with breakfast without being asked. Mama and Asia greeted her as they all finished up breakfast. Soon enough, Kalawarner descended from the stairs.

"Morning Kala-chan~"

"G-Good morning, Kala-san."

"Morning Kala."

They greeted her as she awkwardly rubbed her eyes. Most likely because she also noticed what was going on in the room of those 2.

"..Good morning…"

She greeted them awkwardly as they set the table. It didn't take long for all of the breakfast to be set out and all residents sitting at the table to eat.

"Phew~ Morning everyone!"

"Morning."

As the residents began eating already, the couple finally descended from the stairs. Raynare greeted them enthusiastically while Issei did it casual as ever.

"Ah, there you two are! What took you so long? Breakfast could have gotten cold you know?"

Mama Hyoudou casually greeted them as they sat down. Mitlet and Kalawarner could only avert their gazes awkwardly. Issei immediately began chowing down like usual. Although, Mama Hyoudou noticed some things about Raynare.

"Ara, Ray-chan. You aren't eating as much as usual. Is something wrong?"

"Hm? Ah, no Mama. I just had my fill of breakfast earlier is all~"

"Huh? I'm not sure what you mean, but you're sweating quite a bit. Gasp! Could you have a fever?!"

"Nope! All healthy, Mama. Just some morning stretches~ Ah, speaking of which, can I have some of your orange juice babe? My throat is still a little sticky and dry."

"Is that because-"

"Yup!"

She nonchalantly drank some of Issei's orange juice. Issei only stared down at the glass when she handed it back, contemplating whether he should even drink from it again. The family continued to eat breakfast peacefully. After about 12 minutes, when they were mostly finished, Issei's phone dinged.

Ding-Ding~!

Issei checked his phone. It was a mail from Rias. But he didn't need to check it this time. He stood up.

"Get dressed guys. It's time to go."

He said it blankly, but the girls nodded seriously.

"Eh? Ise? What's wrong? Where are you all going?"

"We have to go to school for something."

"Eh? Kala-chan and Mito-chan as well?"

"Yes."

The group began to head upstairs and prepare themselves with a serious attitude. The parents only sat confused.

"O..Outo-san…"

"..Yes, Okaa-san…"

"...Did….Did...Did Ise just leave without finishing breakfast?..."

"...Yes…"

-DxD-

Kuoh Academy. Occult Research Club room. The members of the Gremory peerage were gathered. Rias was sitting at her desk with her hands clasped together tightly, while thumping her leg in serious anxiousness. Grayfia had already arrived and was standing beside her desk stoically. They waited patiently. Rias was the one who was most impatient.

'...Please….Please show up….'

She held her hands tightly, until the doors opened.

Dakun

"Morning."

"Ise!"

Rias shot up from her desk in what seemed to be relief. Grayfia momentarily smirked.

"It seems you have arrived, Sekiryuutei. Good. The rest are waiting for us. Let us proceed quickly. Follow me."

Grayfia wasted no time in leading the group out of the clubroom. Mitlet questioned their current actions.

"Wait, where are we going? Why aren't we teleporting anywhere."

Grayfia answered plainly.

"There is no reason to. We will still be within the school after all."

"Huh?"

Grayfia lead the group out of the Old School Building and towards the main school building. They made their way inside and began ascending up multiple staircases. They stopped on the 3rd floor. They made their way to one of the rooms and stopped in front of the door. The board masters office, or in other words, principal's office.

"We are here."

Dakun

Grayfia opened the doors and revealed who was waiting inside.

The room had a table sitting in the middle and two large couches on either side of it. The room was populated. At the table sat 3 people. One man with long Crimson hair, a black haired woman with a bob cut and glasses, and a long black haired woman also with glasses beside her. On the couch to the right sat the group of said girls, in other words, the student council. Though it still had space on it left presumably for the ORC.

The couch on the left was occupied by none other than the Phoenix himself (and his peerage), who immediately turned his dark glare towards the entrance the moment it opened. He stood from the couch and spoke in a deep, gruff tone.

"Sekiryuutei…"

Issei smiled smugly like before.

"Yo Yakitori."

GGL

A vein throbbed on the side of his head so strongly you could hear it.

"Hah? This is the Sekiryuutei that challenged Onii-sama to a duel? Ha! This dopey looking one? Ohohohoho~ That's simply ridiculous!"

The one who spoke with an arrogant attitude and smile was an elegantly dressed, blonde haired girl from beside the Phoenix. Issei sniffed the air.

"Ah."

He pointed at the two siblings.

"Chicken leg, chicken breast."

"Haaaaaah?!"

"Hahahahaha! So you've arrived Sekiryuutei-kun. Welcome. It is good to see you again."

Sirzechs greeted Issei while they ignored the irritated growls of the small girl in the background.

"Ah, it's ONI-sama."

"Hahahaha! Yes, it is I, Sirzechs Lucifer. I've come personally to witness the duel between Sekiryuutei and Phoenix. I would have liked to invite my colleagues, but this is a private ordeal you see. It would have been problematic if I did you know?"

Issei just shrugged.

"Well, no matter. The participants are gathered now and the audience is ready to watch. Rias, go ahead and take a seat here. Your group can sit with the Sitri group. Can the two fighters stand at the front of the room please?"

They followed Sirzechs' instructions, but right before they made their way to the couches Raynare kissed Issei on the cheek.

"Beat him to a pulp babe. Make him give up quick and I'll give you a nice present when we get home."

"Is that the thing that Ray does with her mouth? You always choke when you do that."

"Oh yeah I do~"

They moved to their positions. Rias questioned the situation as she took a seat.

"Onii-sama, I don't understand. Why are we gathered here? Where will they be dueling?"

Sirzechs answered casually as the two men stood in front of the table and faced each other.

"On the courtyard of course."

-?!

"What?! You can't possibly mean on school grounds!?"

He smirked.

"Well, on school grounds, yes. Here? No, I suppose not."

"Eh?"

Rias was confused as Grayfia approached the two men and handed them slips of paper with magic circle symbols on them.

"When you are ready, Sirzechs-sama."

He nodded.

"Are you both ready?"

Issei nodded. Raiser only glared ever more scornfully.

"Alright then. Off you go."

Shiin!

Magic circles spawned below them as Grayfia set up a projection and intercom at her own seat.

On the projection a visual of the school's sports courtyard appeared, except that the sky's lacked an inherent natural color. A separate dimension.

"A replica of the school? So Devils can do that if they're powerful enough Huh?"

Saji commented from the couch as the the groups now understood where they were at. Soon enough, the men disappeared from the room and their lights shone right in the middle of courtyard. Right in front of each other.

[Shiin!]

They appeared. Sirzechs spoke through the intercom.

[You may begin when read-]

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

Raiser immediately coated his fist in intense flames and charged Issei. Issei did not move.

DOOOOOOOOON!

Raiser's strike connected head on with Issei's face and his entire torso was engulfed.

Poooooom!...

As the flames from his fist died down, Issei's form was revealed.

Sss…

Some smoke rose from Raiser's fist which was connected to Issei's cheek. Issei hadn't even flinched. The top of his uniform was practically all gone, aside from a few tattered strings though.

Foom!

Raiser spawned his flaming wings and distanced himself from Issei. He took to the sky and spawned powerful flames in his hands. He then launched a fury of flames attacks straight down at Issei like a gatling gun.

POM POM POM POM POM POM POM POM POM POM POM POM POM POM!

He launched his flurry of attacks that hit Issei head on. He still did not move from his spot. The attacks that landed on Issei burned more of his clothes, but did not seem to make any sort of damage as they quickly dissipated when making contact with his skin.

"Rrgh! How about this?!"

Raiser raised his arms above his head and spawned a huge flaming mass that looked unstable.

"DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

FOOOOOOOM!

He launched the mass straight down at Issei. Rias stood from her seat in fear.

"ISE!"

The attack landed on Issei and exploded into a large pillar of fire that blew high into the sky.

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM!

….

Rias fell back into her seat lifelessly as the fire continued to burn through the projection.

[POOOOOOO-]

"Ise….No…."

She sat in despair. Raiser's group sat and smiled arrogantly. On the other side, Asia was sitting worriedly while the two "sister" Fallen Angels silently kept their faith. Sirzechs did not lose his smirk.

"Heh."

Raynare crossed her legs in an almost sensual manner.

"Go get 'em baby."

—.

"Hehehe…"

Raiser smirked smugly as he watched the pillar burn more and more. He began to laugh louder. He failed to notice the pillar slowly gain mass.

"Hahaha...Hahaha!...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

POOOOOOOOOOOOOO-!

The pillar started to grow and grow. It seemed as if it's color was also changing to a darker flame than Raiser's yellowish ones.

"Ahahahaha!...hahaha….haha...ha.."

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-!

"...Hah?..."

Raiser slowly started taking steps back as the pillar grew to cover almost half of the courtyard. These were no longer his flames.

Rias lifted her head to the projection as she realized the fire was growing.

"W-What? What is..?"

"Unbelievable….that is no human…that is.."

She turned to her brother. He was making an expression she had never seen before.

He was smirking with pure battle lust.

"A true Monster."

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-!

As Raiser fell onto his bottom something began to move within the flames. Two large masses covered in flames extended from the sides of the pillar. The flames slowly died down until the only flames that were left started to take shape. The shape of a large beast over 30 meters tall. Large wings that extended into the sky, large legs that crushed the ground beneath them, and a large head.

FOOOOOOOOOOOOOM-!

The giant wings flapped once and cleared the flames enough to reveal the entire form with a gust of terrible wind.

Sirzechs grinned in a way he hadn't done in centuries.

"The Red Dragon Emperor!"

-[?!]-

The shock spread throughout the room as the dimension Raiser inhabited shook violently simply from the mere appearance of the Dragon. The world was frozen solid. And—.

….

...

CHOMP!

The Dragon bit down on Raiser's top half. He lifted him up in his mouth….and began shaking him around like a dog.

…...

...

PTU!

He spit him out onto the floor. Then he turned around and—

MOOOOOOOOAAARRRLGGGGGHH

The Dragon started vomiting.

….

...

...

"...W…..Wha-"

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!]

Before Rias could even question it, Raiser's top half of his body reformed and he started running away.

DON DON DON DON DON DON! POOOOOOM!

The Dragon turned around, started chasing him and shooting fire at his back.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

The flames engulfed Raiser easily as he continued sprinting away. The Dragon was chasing him on foot and shooting fire at him.

In other words, the visual projection displayed a man (who could fly) running away from a Dragon (who could also fly) while it shot fire at him and stomped its large body closely behind.

…..

….

…..

…..

"Sigh…"

Raynare sighed as she rubbed her temples.

"...Why can't you just stay sexy babe?..."

…..

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!"

Raiser continued running until he fell over. The Dragon ceased blowing it's flames when he fell. Raiser rolled and patted himself in the ground to put out the strong flames.

"Ah!...Ah...Ah…...Hah….Haaah…."

He slowly calmed himself and sighed in relief when the flames mostly disappeared aside from the small flickers on his hair. He was completely naked.

Whip!

"Eh?"

He felt something wrap around his leg. When he looked…

"Ah."

It was the tail.

"No, I'm sorry. I apologi-"

WHOOSH!

Raiser was quickly raised high into the air-. And whipped straight back down to the ground.

DOOON!

…..

And the process repeated.

DON DON DON DON DON DON DON DON DON DON DON DON DON DON DON DON DON DON!

Raiser was slammed on the ground consecutively with practically no effort. He screamed as he was smashed over and over.

"AAAAH-!"

DON!

"WAIT-!"

DON!

"PLEASE-!"

DON!

"I-!"

DON!

"GIVE-!"

DON!

The Dragon lifted him one last time and lightly tossed him aside. Raiser slid across the ground.

"Ugh…"

He struggled to lift himself up off the ground. When he finally lifted his torso he felt something large beside him. He felt the pressure of an overbearing, no, a dominating aura like no other. It was felt through the fiber of his very being, straight down to his soul. An aura that encompassed the entire dimension and dyed it red.

An aura that stated to his instincts that he had absolutely no chance of winning, even in his wildest dreams.

Rrrrrrrr…

He heard a low growl. He slowly turned his head to the left—.

Rrrrrr….

He was met with a large Green reptilian eye.

"...Heh?..."

The Dragon lifted his head.

BURP!

Oh. The sounds from before weren't growls, they were burps.

….

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!"

Raiser screeched at the top of his lungs as he tried to fly away. The tail of the Dragon held onto his leg with his tail and kept him from escaping.

SSSUUUUUU-!

The Dragon took in a large breath and small flames starting popping out from the sides of his snout.

"AAAAAAAAAAH! NO! NO! I'M SORRY! I TAKE IT BACK! I TAKE ALL BACK! PLEEEEEEEEEAAAASSEEE!"

SSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-!

The Dragon took in even more breath, almost doubling the size of its belly.

"NOOOOOO! I GIVE UP! THAT'S WHAT YOU WANTED RIGHT! YOU WANTED RIAS! THERE! YOU CAN HAVE HER! SHE'S YOURS! SHE'S YOURS ALRIGHT! LET ME GO!"

SSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-!

"NO! NOOOOOOO! I GIVE UP! I'LL NEVER GET CLOSE TO RIAS AGAIN! I SWEAR! I WON'T GET NEAR HER I SWEEEAAAR! PLEEEEAAASEE! I GIVE! I GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVEEEEEEE!"

Burp…

The Dragon burped lightly in Raiser's face.

…..

"Ah…"

Raiser lost consciousness.

[Um….The Sekiryuutei wins….I suppose.]

FOOOOOM!

The Dragon was quickly engulfed in flames until the form shrunk to the size of a human. The flames cleared and what stood there in the large crater was just a naked Issei.

"Ah. I did it."

Shiin!

"Hm?"

Two familiar magic circles spawned underneath Raiser and Issei. They were suddenly transported elsewhere.

"Are?"

When Issei opened his eyes he was back at school, but in the real courtyard this time. Good thing no one was at school today so no one who have to see two naked men on the sports field.

"Onii-sama!"

The younger sibling descended to Raiser's position along with his peerage. The rest of the audience was closing in from the air above them.

"ISEEEE!"

Issei waved to them. He turned to face the girl.

"You-! You monster!"

Issei spawned his gauntlet and pointed it at the girl. He had a serious intimidating expression on.

"Don't ever come near me or my so-...Rias again."

"Ah…"

The girl's face flushed.

"Baaaabe!"

The group landed near Issei as he turned to face them blankly.

"How was that? Was that cool?"

"Hell yeah babe! You've got me so soaked right now!"

Issei pumped fist as if that was a greater achievement than winning the actual duel.

"Uh guys, they're still naked-"

"Ise…"

Rias approached Issei slowly as Saji's comment was ignored. Rias was completely speechless while she took small steps towards him.

"Ise….You…."

Issei gave her a thumbs up.

"Senpai-?"

Pomf!

Rias threw herself onto Issei and kissed him deeply.

-?!

"HEEEEEEEEY!"

She was pulled off only after a second by Raynare. She pushed her away and spawned a light spear.

"Stay away from my man you damn hussy!"

"Wha-?! Raynare! You couldn't even let me have one moment with my Ise?!"

"HAAAAAAAH?! WHO THE HELL YOU CALLING YOUR ISE?!"

"You heard him! He said [Don't come near my Rias ever again]! The feeling is obviously mutual!"

"Yeah right! I'm not sharing him with anybody but my girls! You backwards ass bat lady!"

"Wha-! Shut up you-! You loose pantied big bird!"

"You're damn right my panties are loose! Wet too! And that's all only for my baby! At least I can admit it!"

"S-S-SHUT UP! I'm not such an unrefined woman as you are to be that way!"

"Yeah exactly! For my baby I'm the sluttiest skank there is! If you can't be the same then you're way outta your league brat!"

"Wha-?! Tramp!"

"Virgin!"

"Slut!"

"Runt!"

Raynare and Rias exchanged slurs and insults while Sirzechs approached Issei.

"My, my. I've never heard Rias use such….colorful language. As her older brother I'm not sure if makes me happy to see this side of her or not."

"Oh hey Sazex."

"Hahahahaha! Good one Ise-kun!"

Even though he wasn't joking.

"Um...Sirzechs-..s-sama.."

Mitlet approached from the side, struggling to refer to Sirzechs respectfully, despite how much it disgusted her.

"Ah, you are one of Ise-kun's Fallen Angel friends correct? What is it?"

"Yes...Um...what will happen to that Raiser guy?"

"Hm? Ah, well, we heard what he said. He vowed that he would never come after Rias again. So I suppose that means his engagement is cancelled. Even if he doesn't have that much power as the next heir, he can't really be forced into the marriage. The way Raiser is I'd imagine he truly has the fear carved into his soul. He wouldn't want to go after Rias in his wildest dreams. His family would have to drag him out with all of their force. And with that much fear for it I'd imagine he would fight back a lot. Not to mention, Rias will obviously also refuse to marry him regardless. So with both sides so adamantly unwilling to marry, there isn't actually much they can do. At least with Raiser being content with it before, it could've been forced upon Rias, but as it is now it doesn't look like it's happening."

He spoke in a bit of a satisfied tone as he watched the catfight between Rias and Raynare that Kalawarner and Asia desperately tried to prevent.

"I..I see…."

"Ah, that reminds me. We've never met personally, but considering that you are friends of Ise-kun, I can assume that you are also an ally to our side now?"

"Huh?"

She wanted to deny immediately but when she thought about the implications of it she hesitated.

"...W...Well...I'm on Ryuch-...Issei's side….so.."

He nodded his head.

"Yes, that's fine. That will do."

Mitlet sighed lightly in relief. Sirzechs turned back to Issei.

"By the way, Ise-kun, don't you think that form was a bit overkill? I'm not totally sure how powerful it was since I didn't get to experience it face to face, but I'm confident that it had to be at least above Maou level."

Issei tilted his head.

"Ray said to make him give up quick. That was the fastest way."

"Ahahaha! Is that so? I see. I see. I suppose you're right."

Sirzechs nodded his head, but then he gave Issei a curious expression.

"Speaking of which, how were you able to achieve such a form in the first place? If I remember correctly you are completely human are you not?"

Issei shrugged.

"Yeah. I'm pretty sure I am. I'm not sure about my wings though. I just kinda woke up with those one morning."

"Hmmm.."

Sirzechs contemplated with a hand on his chin. A light flashed from Issei's gauntlet.

[What he says is true, Devil King.]

"Hm? Oh! That voice...could that be the Welsh Dragon himself?"

[Indeed. I am the Welsh Dragon, Ddraig. A pleasure, man who holds the name of Lucifer.]

"Ah...I suppose it makes sense for you to know I'm not the real thing. You were there after all. But, hooooooh~ so you say that this host of yours is currently fully human then?"

[Yes, as far as I'm aware. There are many things that are a mystery about this boy, but he still retains his humanity.]

"Hm. Is that so? Then, how on earth does he achieve such a form?"

[I….do not know…]

"Really?"

[Yes….as I said before, this boy is a mystery in many places. Before I knew it he was able to achieve this form without thinking. The first time he transformed I hadn't even known what was happening. None of my hosts were able to accomplish such a thing. I did not even realize it was possible.]

"Hoooh….that certainly is terrifying."

[I agree.]

Sirzechs sighed.

"Well then, I suppose that's enough. Our work here is done. Let us go Grayfia."

"Yes, Sirzechs-sama."

Sirzechs walked up to the catfighting women.

"Rias."

The two women halted in their hair pulling as Sirzechs stepped next to them. Rias quickly composed herself.

"O-Onii-sama.."

"Rias, congratulations. It seems that you've finally gotten what you wanted."

Rias smiled softly.

"Y-Yes...I have.."

He nodded his head.

"I wish you good luck. I hope you'll have a better time with this Sekiryuutei than when you did with Raiser. And I hope Mother and Father don't give you too hard of a time. Though, with Raiser in the state I expect him to be, I don't see them being able to complain much. Just think of a good lie alright?"

"Yes!.."

"Alright then. I'll be going then. I shall see you children later. We'll certainly meet again."

He walked off with Grayfia and disappeared in a magic circle. The group of Raiser also disappeared shortly after. The Sitri group gave their quick congratulations and walked off. Rias let out a breath.

"Well, that settles that then. Let's go back to the clubroom and celebrate everyone!"

[Yeah!]

They responded enthusiastically. They turned to head towards the old school building and stopped in their tracks. There was a human student staring at them.

"Woah! Are you guys LARPing?! Where'd you get all those cool effects?! Ooh! Can I join?!"

Naked Issei stepped forward.

"No."

…..

"Tch! Dammit!"

The student kicked some dust as he walked away in disappointment.

"Never get invited to those things..."

…..

"If you don't have cake then I'm taking you to prison for breaking my territory's laws, Rias-senpai."

…..

"Okay…"

-DxD-

They were finally back home. After everything that happened, the group returned home only after several hours of celebrating. Considering that they had the whole day off, they spent most of it celebrating with the ORC. It made sense that Rias was so content that she wanted to party all day without worry. So they returned home around evening.

After that it was just relaxing. Until nightfall.

"Get inside babe."

"Okay."

Raynare opened and closed the door to Issei's room, shutting him inside. Raynare stood against the door in the hallway with Kalawarner, Asia, and Mitlet gathered in front of her. She leaned against the doorframe and crossed her arms.

"Alright. You guys heard what Rias said earlier didn't you?"

Mitlet answered with some venom.

"The thing about [can't wait to spend everyday with you from now on]?"

Raynare nodded.

"Yup. That's it. I don't know too much about Rias at this point in time, but if I know anything about Devils it's that they're damn crafty. So that thing she said, ain't gonna be just school where it ends. She's definitely up to something more. So….I've made my decision."

She stood straight and opened the door.

"This is your chance. You wanna do it? Let's go."

-?!

Kalawarner and Mitlet stood in shock while Asia just tilted her head.

"Do what?"

Raynare grabbed a hold of Asia's shoulders.

"Asia, how do you feel about Ise?"

She blushed.

"I-I-I...I think that Ise-san...is amazing.."

She averted her gaze. Raynare nodded.

"I thought so."

"Eh?"

"What about you two?"

The other two girls averted their gazes awkwardly with slight blushes.

"You too huh. Well, that's just what I expected. You heard what I said earlier too right? The only ones I'm willing to share him with are my girls."

They perked up their heads.

"Based on whatever that woman meant, we don't have much time. So….this is your chance. So are you going in or not?"

...

They didn't answer. It was quiet for a minute. Then, Mitlet quietly gathered her courage.

"Okay!.."

She stepped forward. Raynare nodded her head. She walked past Raynare and into the room.

[Oh hey Mito.]

[Hey..]

[Why're you taking off your clothes?]

Raynare turned back to the other two. Kalawarner looked to the ground and nodded. She stepped forward. Raynare nodded. She walked into the room.

[R-Ryu-sama…]

[Yeah?]

...

[...I am nude..]

[Yeah.]

[...]

Raynare looked to Asia who seemed to finally understand as she heard the conversations inside. Her face was steaming red and she was shaking. Raynare held her shoulders.

"Asia. It's okay. You don't have to do it if you don't want to. If you don't think you're ready for it, then you don't have to join us. I won't pressure you….ah...Look at me...reassuring an innocent virgin that they don't have to have sex….what has happened to me haha."

"I….I…."

Asia gulped. She lowered her head. She was silent for a quick minute.

….

She took a breath.

"I want to...get closer to Ise-san…..so….If….if Raynare-san is by my side….T-Then I can do it…."

Raynare smiled sweetly and lifted Asia's chin.

"Of course. I'll be right there."

"Raynare-san…"

"Now come on! Let's get you excommunicated again!"

"Eh?!"

Raynare pushed Asia into the room and locked the door behind them.

[Hm? Hey guys what's up?]

[Alright babe. Your current record is 5 times. Let's fix that.]

[You mean you want me to "have fun" with Mito, Asia, and Kala like how we do it?]

[Yeah.]

[But that's like doing it with my sisters.]

[Hot isn't it?]

[No?]

[Well, we'll fix that too.]

—.

"Hm? Honey, did the kids already head to bed?"

"Looks like it."

"Well, I suppose it's time for us to head up too."

"Yes, let's."

—.

It was Christmas eve, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring. Not even a mouse.

Except it's not Christmas. And there was quite a bit of stirring going on.

[Ah! I-It hurts!]

[It's okay Mitlet! It only hurts right at the beginning. It'll feel good real soon. I promise.]

[Nn! I'm scared!]

[It is alright Mitlet. I will hold your hand.]

[Good job Kalawarner!]

[Y-You may also hold my hand, Mitlet-san.]

[Ah!]

—.

[Aaaaaaah! Ryu-samaa~!]

[Hey Raynare! Kala is making a seriously weird face! Maybe we should stop them?]

[Nah! Don't worry about it! She loves it! Don't you slut? Smack!]

[What the-?! Raynare?!]

[What? You think I don't recognize a Masochist when I see one? Come on! Pull her hair back babe!]

[Aaaaaaah~!]

—.

[Mm...Ah~!...I-Ise-san~...]

[...How come Asia gets it all nice and slow?..]

[Because she's very innocent and fragile. She has to be done gently.]

[...I'm innocent and fragile too…]

[If you were innocent you'd still be in heaven. Though I am surprised you were a virgin. Anyway, Asia is a human so she's actually fragile. You have the body of a Fallen Angel so you'd be fine.]

[Hmph….maybe I just want to be done gently….]

[Nn….]

[Ah, look who's just regaining consciousness. Welcome back Kalawarner~]

[Ah, she fell back asleep...]

[Well nevermind then.]

—.

[Yay! Alright babe! My turn! Finally!]

[You're getting a turn too? I thought this was supposed to be a night just for us.]

[Sorry Mitlet. After what happened at school there's just no way I can resist you know? I've been waiting pounce since we got ho- Nn! AAAAH!]

[W-Woah! Raynare?! What's wrong?! Te- wait! Ryuchin! That's the wrong place! Take it out! Quickly!]

[N-No!-! Leave it-!]

[Raynare?!]

[Just-! Let him do what he wants! AH! Sss! I-It's Okay! Come on babe! Show me where the real Dragon Of Domination is!]

[Okay.]

[AAAH!]

[It's hard to move.]

[AH! It'll get easier!]

[Hm. I don't think it will.]

[You're right! AAH!]

[Raynare! Is it okay to be crying like that?!]

[NNN! AAH! I-I love you!]

[I love you too.]

[Sss-! AH! Ah Hell Yeah!]

[Woah what the-?! Raynare's attitude just completely changed! What the Hell happened?!]

[Ha~! As long as I hear that from my baby I can take anything! Come on babe! I want you to give me a limp so bad I gotta go back to church!]

[That church is abandoned.]

[Not for long it ain't!]

[Raynare?!]

—.

And so ended the rambunctious night in the Hyoudou Residence. The group of "children" slept together in each other's sweat and a couple of them in each other's fluids. Gross. Well, Raynare literally asked for it. So you can't really feel bad for her. Though, out of the whole group she had to be the most...proactive (troublesome). She even suggested that the girls who weren't busy with Issei would get busy with each other. Luckily, the other girls were able to calm her before things got weird. Or rather, weirder.

Damn kids.

Ah, I'm Azazel by the way. We'll meet soon though. Ciao.

End


Boom! And there goes a whole arc in only a chapter haha! So how'd you fuckers like that huh? Ain't a lemon but it's pretty damn close. I wanted to keep doing things like that anyway, but now that the story is M rated I can just go mostly all out. I still don't want to do full on lemons tho. Cuz this is still a comedy.

Anyway, yeah, Azazel is the overseer haha. You might be thinking "how the Hell is he the overseer is he psychic?" but nah. It's just that he's telling the story ya know? You also might be asking Azazel "how did you know about the parts you weren't there for?" in which case his answer is the same as Freeza from DBZ Abridged.

Silence…..and then he tries to kill you. Lol.

In other words, don't question it.

So yeah. That fivesome happened. Raynare thought it was the girl's last chance thanks to Rias foreboding words. Which, she is kinda right. Rias would certainly get in the way of that. So good decision Raynare. Also, yeah Issei can turn into a Dragon. Now if you didn't think Issei was powerful before you might be losing your mind. As for the explanation, there is one, but it ain't coming for a while lol. So just know that for now, Issei is a full human, aside from his Dragon wings which actually just popped out of nowhere one day. Lmao.

Read, Rate, Review go crazy.

Stay frosty.