We're back after a long ass delay! Sorry about all that, life's been a whore to me lately. Not only with my small break from writing, but shortly after I return from my break, my car gets stolen, I get sick, and I become depressed. I'm gonna need to go back to the psychiatrist and ask for some pills, lol. Been a couple years, but what can you do, that's my cycle.
Anyway, we're back with some levity (if you compare it with all of my other stories which are darker and serious), everyone's favorite story. Seriously, this story is so fucking big now, it's ridiculous. When I thought about my first story getting 1,000+ followers and favorites, this is not the one I expected to get it, lol. Albeit, it's not at 1,000 just yet, but to say that I don't expect it to get there would be a lie. Especially since it's at 900 followers and 790+ favorites already. Holy fucking shit. Really? I still can't believe it to this day, honestly. Out of all my stories, never expected this one to be the one. I guess people just wanna laugh sometimes, huh.
Well, nevertheless, I want to thank everybody for the absolute, unanimous love this story has gotten in all of its existence. Seriously, this is the only story I've never gotten a "fuck this story/you suck" message or review for, lol.
So yeah, let's just get back into the story you've all been waiting for, class visits here we come!
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"Ise, Asia-chan, Ray-chan, Rias-chan. Outo-san and I will come later, along with Mito-chan and Kala-chan, okay?"
"Yes, Mama."
In the house of the Hyoudou's (more like mansion), the group of residents from Kuoh Academy were preparing to leave the house, just as the 'Mama' of the house gave her goodbyes.
Today was "class visitation" day. The day in which the academy acts as an open house, and many parents and guardians visit the school in order to get a feel for the day to day activity. This was a day that many looked forward to, such as the Hyoudou parents who were sparkling with excitement. Meanwhile, others dreaded it, like the spoiled pretty princess, Rias Gremory.
[...I'm not interested.]— is all she said whenever she was asked about the class visit day. Perhaps it was because there were multiple people she didn't want to encounter her current "family". You can't really blame her when you account for the fact that some of those "family" members were, well, Fallen Angels.
—Ah, there was also the fact that multiple people in that family were, ahem, stupid.
"Enjoy your day, everyone!"
Mama Hyoudou gave her final goodbye to all of the residents leaving the house. The parents were left to be the only ones in the house, along with Mitlet and Kalawarner, who have taken the day off to attend the class visits. Speaking of those two, they're actually sitting on the couch watching TV, with an empty space between them.
Slurp.
Ah, no, wait. That's wrong. There is something in the space between them. It's another unfamiliar person eating a popsicle.
"Why are they running across the course? Why not just fly?"
—The one who asked that was none other than the silver haired vixen wearing lazy Sunday clothes while sucking on a blue popsicle. This generation's current Hakuryuukou, (and my stupid "son") Vali Lucifer.
"Why do they compete if there is no money prize? Humans are so dumb."
Said the girl who was confused as to why humans also don't fly.
—The rest of the house residents couldn't help but stare at the woman, who hasn't left since the pool incident a week ago, silently.
…
"Mm?"
Vali noticed their stares and tilted her head curiously, as if nothing was wrong. Mitlet asked flatly.
"Are you going to leave?"
….
….
….
"No."
—And she continued watching TV while sucking on her popsicle.
…..
《Great uncle Azazel. Why is aunt Vali called your "son" if she doesn't have a penis? Is she a "Futa"?》
《No, that's Gaspe— Wait. Don't raise your hand to interrupt my story with stupid questions, Yuma-chan. Also, who taught you those words, I'm calling the police.》
《But aunt Vali taught me those words.》
《Of course she did, dammit.》
《Great uncle Azazel. Do you call aunt Vali your "son" because she is too stupid to know the difference between son and daughter?》
《Sigh… Yes.》
-Kuoh Academy-
"So, Ise. Are your parents coming this year? Or is it gonna be another one of your "bad" years?"
Matsuda asked Issei plainly. Asia and Raynare poked their heads into their conversation with curiosity.
"[Bad year]? What's that supposed to mean?"
Matsuda and Motohama smiled wryly at Raynare's question.
"Ah, well, you see, Raynare-chan: every year is a different year for Ise, when it comes to class visits. Sometimes it's a "good year", sometimes it's a "bad year". Depending on whether it's a "good" or "bad" year, Ise will either perform like an S-class student with skill in every aspect— or, he'll look like a complete fucking idiot and ruin his parent's reputation. Usually, the pattern is: good year - bad year - good year - bad year. So every year is followed by the opposite version of the previous one."
"Oh. So then, how was last year?"
To Raynare's question, the two perverts made disheartened expressions.
" "A good year…" "
"Uh oh…"
Just as the group of friends began to worry, another person came up with a blank expression. It was Xenovia.
"Hey, Ise. I came to apologize for the other day."
"Oh, you mean the thing about "making babies"?"
"Yeah, that. I realized that I wasn't taking you into consideration. I asked that without taking your feelings into account. It was improper."
"It's okay."
"That being said, we should use these to practice."
At that moment, Xenovia whipped out some condoms, shocking the group of friends. Except for Issei, of course.
"Necklace!"
Issei shouted that while pointing at the items. Raynare rubbed her head.
"No, babe, they're condoms. We've used them for sex."
"Oh, right, sorry. Old habits."
Returning to his conversation with Xenovia, Issei tilted his head at her.
"But if we're not using them to make a necklace together, then what are they for?"
"To practice making children, of course."
"Oh, we can't do that."
"Why not?"
"Because I don't wanna practice making babies with you."
"Why is that?"
"Because I don't like you."
"Pfft—!"
Xenovia titled her head curiously and Raynare stifled a laugh, while Matsuda gave a quick "Ss, yikes!" in response.
"That's not a problem. You don't need to like me, I just wanted to have your genes."
"But that means we have to have "sex", and I can't do that with someone I don't like."
"Why not?"
"Because that's the rule. You can't do it with someone you don't like."
"Really? I didn't know there were rules."
"Yeah. Ray taught me."
"That's a problem… So, you dislike me?"
"No. I just don't like you."
"Oh, I see. Well, if you're indifferent then that changes things. It should make it easier for you to like me. What are some of the things you like?"
"I like food."
"Oh. I'm not a good cook…"
"You have no hope."
"Pfft— Hahahaha!"
Raynare burst into laughter. She wiped her tears and took the condoms from Xenovia's grasp.
"Just give it up, girly. Sorry to say, but you probably got no chance. A little girl like you shouldn't have these anyway. As your senpai in age, I'll just go ahead and confiscate them."
Raynare placed some of the condoms in one of her pockets. Matsuda asked suspiciously.
"What're you gonna do with those?..."
"Nothing special."
Raynare also subtly slipped some condoms into Asia's bag.
"Oi, oi, oi, wait a sec. That's wrong. It was fine before, but now it's definitely wrong."
"Hey, babe~ good news, we have extra [supplies]!"
"For [arts and crafts]?"
"Yup!"
"Are we gonna make necklaces out of them?"
"Nope!"
"Aw."
"Matsuda, it looks like the "bad year" has begun."
"It would seem so, Motohama."
It was now lunch break for the kids. In case you were wondering how the first visit went, it went a bit like this:
"Asia-chan~ Ray-chan~, Kala-chan is recording. Try your best!"
—Said Mama Hyoudou, standing at the back with her husband, Kalawarner, and Mitlet.
"Why don't I get to record?"
"Because you are short, Mitlet."
"Shut up, Kala."
The class was currently tasked with making something out of PVC clay. Even though it was an English class.
"Wow, Yuuma-san! That's impressive!"
"Heh. It is, isn't it?"
Raynare sculpted a replica of her light spear. Though impressive, most students didn't actually know what it was.
"Ohoho, as I thought, Asia is devoted to her faith."
"S-Sorry.."
"Don't be. It's still well made."
Asia smiled sheepishly at Kiryuu's comment. In the end, Asia went with the obvious choice and sculpted a religious cross. Meanwhile, Issei…
"...Issei-kun… What is that?"
"...I don't think I want to know what that is…"
Murayama and Katase looked at Issei's creation incredulously. That's because the thing he made...
Current time:
"Um, it's….well made…"
"Okay, but what the hell is it?"
"I...don't know…"
The small group consisting of Issei, Asia, and Raynare ended up running into Rias and Akeno during lunch period. Rias and Raynare were looking at Issei's sculpture incredulously.
"Hm? It's obviously a Dragon."
Issei said it while tilting his head, not understanding why they didn't recognize his creation. True enough, his sculpture was certainly a small version of what looked to be a great Dragon. But….
"Yes, we know that, Ise… But, we're asking about that."
Rias pointed at the sculpted Dragon's back.
That's because, on the Dragon's back, was a large, bulbous shape. Something that resembled a cist.
Raynare frowned in disgust at it.
"Yeah, what the fuck is that, a pimple or something?"
"No. I think. I don't actually know what it is. I just see it in a dream all the time."
"Why is there veins on it?"
"I don't know. Maybe something is alive inside it?"
"Gross."
"But isn't that like how babies work?"
"Not this grotesquely. It's more beautiful with us."
"Why?"
"Because we're humanoid."
"Isn't that racist?"
"What? No, it's just a Dragon."
"But I'm a Dragon."
"Yeah, but you're a sexy Dragon, babe."
"I am?"
"Yes."
"Oh, okay."
With that random interaction ending, Raynare asked Rias a question.
"Hey, princess. Did your Devil King brother come here too?"
"Yeah, he came along with my father."
—"Ah, Buchou. Moreover, everyone came as well."
Out of nowhere, Kiba appeared to be approaching the group near the vending machine.
"Ara, Yuuto. Tea?"
Upon Rias's question, Kiba pointed with his finger ahead of the corridor.
"No, for some reason, I heard a "witch" was doing a "photography event", so I thought to see it a bit."
On Kiba's reply, Rias and the rest tilted their heads while exchanging glances.
Part 2
Tka! Tka!
Flashes kept going off as the men who were holding cameras were photographing something at a corner of the corridor. Since there was a crowd present, it was difficult to tell what they were taking pictures of. According to Kiba's story, a "witch" was present. As the group pushed through the crowd, Issei easily made it through. A recognizable outfit came into his vision.
"Ah."
Quite a good bishoujo-chan was wearing a costume of an anime character. It was 'Magical Girl, Mil kiss Viral 7 alternative'. Issei vaguely remembers running into a very large, buff man who was engrossed with the series. It was a very disturbing image, even for the blank faced idiot. Issei didn't talk a lot that day after meeting him.
Anyway, this woman dressed as a "Magical girl" was spinning her stick or whatever round and round as well. The cameramen were taking photographs, excited like youngsters. Her skirt was short so her panties were intermittently being exposed. Rias and Raynare arrived beside Issei after coming out of the crowd. As soon they looked forward to the Magical Girl Mil kiss, they panicked.
"Wh—!"
It was rare for Raynare to leave her mouth agape, let alone Rias. Issei was left with his head tilted, not understanding the situation just yet.
"Hey, hey! You, who's doing a photography shoot on a public path!"
While saying that, a certain boy from the Student Council, Saji, came jumping through the crowd. Girls who looked like members of the Student Council as well,came following Saji, towards the photography scene.
"Hey, hey, disperse, disperse! Today's the day for displaying classes to the public! Don't make a ruckus at this kind of place!"
The big crowd disappeared like a spider's children dispersing. The young men with the cameras, who were photographing, were also leaving reluctantly due to Saji's pushing. The remaining people were the small ORC group and Saji's group, as well as and the cosplay girl.
"You too, please don't wear that kind of costume. Wait, would you be a parent perhaps? Even if that's the case, you know there's a dress code according to the place. This is troublesome."
"Eh, but this is my uniform~."
Saji pressed his warning, but "Mil Kiss lady", as Issei referred to in his mind, didn't pay any heed to it while making cute poses.
Saji ground his teeth in frustration, but as soon as he recognised Rias, he lowered his head.
"Oh, it's Rias-senpai. You came at the right time. I was just guiding Maou-sama and Senpai's Otou-san."
As Saji turned his head towards the back, the crimson-haired males approached under the guidance of Sona Sitri.
"What's this? Saji, I always tell you to settle things decisively—"
The strict Kaichou said that, but as soon as she saw "Mil Kiss", she stopped speaking.
"Sona-chan! Found you~!"
After finding Sona, "Mil Kiss" happily clung to her. As expected, even Saji held an expression like he was having trouble dealing with this.
"They look alike."
Issei said that randomly, seeing the resemblance between the two girls, but not the irony of his statement. Raynare was still left in a comical shock, with what looked like her soul leaving her mouth.
Without minding, Sirzechs called out to the cosplay girl.
"Aah, it's you, Serafall. So you came here as well."
"It's Leviathan-sama."
Rias said that to Issei, expecting him to understand who this person was. He obviously didn't. She sighed.
"That person is one of the current four Maous, Serafall Leviathan-sama. And also, she's Sona's onee-sama."
[—!?]
Rias finally revealed the shocking information. Raynare was already standing dead at this point, repeatedly muttering "Maou-sama, maou-sama, maou-sama, maou-sama", and Issei was so shocked—
"Ok."
—That he wasn't actually shocked at all.
"Serafall-sama, it's been a long time."
"Ara, Rias-chan~ . Long time no see~ . Have you been doing well?"
Serafall answers in a cure tone. Even Rias looked a bit troubled by the Maou's playful attitude.
"Y-Yes, thanks to you. Did you come today for Sona's class visit?"
"Yeah. Sona-chan is really mean. She didn't tell me about today! Geez! Because of the shock, Onee-chan was going to attack Heaven~!"
She said something so shocking with such a carefree attitude. With such an eccentric personality... Truly, this person was a Maou, just like the others.
"Ise, greet her."
Rias motioned for Issei to greet Serafall. However, Issei merely stared at Serafall with a hollow expression and empty eyes. Rias waved a hand in front of his face.
"Ise? Ise?"
Some light returned to Issei's eyes and he snapped out of it.
"Ah. Sorry. Her appearance gave me traumatic flashbacks."
"From what?"
Issei didn't answer Rias's question. He merely gazed off into space.
"Oh, is this the strong Sekiryuutei that I have heard so much of~?!"
"Yes, this is Hyoudou Ise. He is my lover."
"Nice to meet you, Sekiryuutei-chan~!"
Serafall gave a cute pose and winked at Issei while spinning her wand. Issei tilted his head.
"Are you a 'magical girl'?"
"Why yes, I am~!"
"What planet do you represent?"
"Hm? Planet? I don't represent any planets."
"You're a fake."
"Ise!"
While Rias reprimanded Issei for his rude comment, Sirzechs gave Rias a teasing smile.
"Hahaha, so you have already become lovers I see, Rias."
Rias became red faced after realizing her slip up.
"Wha—?! That is—!"
"No, no, it's fine. It's better this way, isn't it? This was the result we expected. Though it is a little sad to say, Rias can't be called my "baby sister" anymore. Isn't that right, Otou-ue?"
"Sob…. My little Rias is all grown up already… Wasn't it too early?"
"There, there, Otou-ue. We all must become adults at some point. That being said, does this mean that we can expect you to become a Devil anytime soon, Ise-kun?"
"Hell no, siscon."
"Ahahaha, he's quite the funny fellow, isn't he, Otou-ue?"
Some say that, to this day, Sirzechs can never tell whether Issei is joking or not.
"Ara?"
Serafall suddenly gave a curious expression while glancing towards Raynare, causing her to flinch harshly.
"Ah, I heard from Sirzechs-chan that Rias-chan had some Fallen Angel friends. Is this one of them?"
"Ah—! D—! J—!"
Being caught as the only Fallen Angel in the presence of multiple Maou, Raynare couldn't help but become speechless. Rias answered on her behalf.
"Ah, yes. This is Raynare. She is…."
Realizing that Raynare could not speak, Rias gained a rarely seen expression of possible mischief.
"Hmph. Well, she is one of my, and Ise's, good frie—"
"I'm his girlfriend."
"Wha—?!"
Rias became shocked as Raynare had suddenly snapped out of her state and returned to normal.
"What? You thought I wasn't gonna say anything and just let you get away with it? Nice try, princess, but there ain't anybody besides me who gets that title. Try to pull a fast one on me.."
"Ara? It isn't Rias-chan who is the Sekiryuutei-chan's lover?"
"Oh, she's a lover alright. But she sure as hell ain't his girlfriend. Don't let this sly girl fool you, Leviathan-sama. The one who holds the title of girlfriend is no one but me. This one is nothing but an accessory."
"Wha—?! How dare you..!"
"What, got a problem, princess?"
"As a matter of fact, I do, you black feathered hussy!"
"A pretty way to talk around a Maou, princess."
"I could say the same about the way you breathe, since everything you do oozes ribald, you promiscuous tramp..!"
"Ohohoho! Looks like your tongue really has become sharper! Allow me to cut it out for you…"
Rias and Raynare glared daggers at each other while sparks flew in the space between their eyes. Serafall pointed at the two girls while asking Issei.
"How often does this happen?"
"It's quicker and easier to ask when it doesn't."
Finally, Serafall addressed the other Maou and his father as well.
"Ara, ara, Uncle Gremory."
"Yes, Serafall-dono. This is another novel uniform. I somewhat think that, as a Maou, it's a bit too..."
"Ara, uncle~ Don't you know? This is the fashion in this country, you know?"
"Heh, is that so? It seems this was my ignorance."
"Hahaha, Otou-ue, don't believe it."
The embarrassment was not lost on Sona either, since her face was also completely red. It was probably that, upon looking at her elder sister, her speech and conduct, she was feeling completely ashamed. Noticing that, Serafall looked into Sona's face with worry.
"Sona-chan, what's wrong? Your face is completely red, you know? Since it's the long awaited reunion with your onee-sama, me, I think it would be better if you were a bit more happy? "Onee-sama!", "So-tan!", calling like that and embracing each other in a 'yuri' way, that sort of development is fine with me as well, Onee-chan!"
Of course she said those ridiculous things, sparing Sona no embarrassment. Sona spoke with an unsatisfied expression while twitching near her eyes.
"...O-Onee-sama. This is my school, and I am entrusted with the job of the Student Council President here... No matter how close relatives we are, Onee-sama's behaviour is too much... I can't approve of that sort of outfit."
"No way, Sona-chan! If I am told that by Sona-chan, your Onee-chan will be sad! Sona-chan doesn't know that her onee-chan is admired as the Magical girl! Since with the glittering stick, I erase Angels and Fallen Angels~."
"Onee-sama, please be prudent. If my onee-sama, the Maou, "glitters", then this small country would be destroyed many times over."
Raynare gave a wry smile from beside Issei and Rias.
"Well, looks like even this Maou is scary in some ways, huh, babe?"
"Meh. I could beat her."
"Say what? Come on, babe. I know you're strong, but not that strong, right?"
"There's still a lot you don't know about me, Ray."
"Don't say things like that, babe. You're making me horny."
"Don't you mean scared?"
"Never said that wasn't the reason why I was horny."
"You get horny when you're scared?"
"Do you get hungry when you're scared?"
"I'm always hungry."
"Exactly."
—"Uuh, I can't bear it!"
That calm and composed Sona's eyes became wet, and she ran away from that place, away from her sister.
"Wait, Sona-chan! Where are you going while leaving your Onee-chan behind?!"
The "Maou Shoujo" ran, following behind her.
"Please don't follow me!"
"Noooooo! Don't abandon your Onee-chaaaaaaan! So-taaaaaan!"
"I have asked you so many times not to add 'tan'!"
With that, the sisters disappeared into the distance. Sirzechs smiled at the sidelines.
"Yeah, the Sitri household is peaceful. Don't you think so, Ria-tan?"
"Onii-sama, don't add a 'tan' to my pet name and call me that please..."
"No way… Ria-tan. Even though in the past, you followed me every time while saying "Onii-sama, Onii-sama"... It's the rebellious age, huh...? I'm not surprised, now that you've become mature in that way..."
Sirzechs seemed shocked. It was only really the subject of his sister that affected him. He is indeed a true siscon.
"Geez, Onii-sama! Why do you remind me of my childhood—?"
Tka!
Rias's father took her picture when she was angry. He had an expression filled with emotion.
"That's a nice face, Rias. It's good, to raise you so splendidly... I will fill my wife's share of enthusiasm as she couldn't come here today."
"Otou-sama! Geez!"
From seemingly nowhere, Issei's mother and father appeared, accompanied by Kalawarner and Mitlet, who lost all of the color in their faces when laying eyes upon the other Devils.
"Oh my, Ise."
"Ah, hey, pops."
"Ah, Mama, Tou-san."
Kalawarner and Mitlet immediately went to Raynare's side and began whispering.
"Hey, hey, hey, isn't that the princess's dad?!"
"Indeed. That looks to be her father, doesn't it?"
"Ah, yeah. That's her dad. So what?"
"You're not worried that something's gonna go bad if the parents get along?!"
"Ha! As if. Unlike you two, I'm not worried about losing my position as girlfriend. My place in my baby's heart is secured."
"How do you know?"
"Because he's my baby. Ain't that right, babe?"
Raynare suddenly pulled Issei into the huddle by the shoulder.
"I don't know what you guys were talking about, but I'll blindly agree with what Ray says."
"See?"
"That's not a good way to prove your point, Raynare…"
"Hey, by the way, did Vali ever leave?"
"Ah, the Hakuryuukou woman. Yes, Ryu-sama, she left. Didn't she, Mitlet?"
"Yeah, and hopefully she never comes back."
"I have a feeling she will."
"What makes you say that, babe?"
"My luck."
"Shit, he's right."
The small huddle was broken up by the call of Rias's father, Zeoticus Gremory.
"Hyoudou Issei-kun, are those people your parents?"
"Yeah. That's Mama and pops."
"I see. Yeah."
Zeoticus stood in front of Issei's mother and father.
"Nice to meet you. I am Rias's father."
While seeking to handshake, Rias's father extended his hand to Issei's father. Upon learning that the gentleman with crimson hair was Rias's father, Issei's parent's expression did a complete change from an enjoying expression to a dark color of nervousness.
"T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-This is— thank you! Ah, um, I am Hyoudou Issei's father! We're being taken care of by Rias-san, um, that is..."
"No, same here. Thanks for taking care of Rias. I thought to come greet you, but Sirzechs and I were busy with work, so it wasn't easy to find an opportunity. It seems this occasion was blessed by good luck. It's an honor to meet you today."
"No—No way! I too also said to greet you once to Issei's father...no, no, I talked to my husband about it."
Because of how shocked they were, Issei's mother began speaking oddly. Even Rias seemed embarrassed by their meeting, having a red face. Issei, and the other Fallen Angel girls, were largely unaffected.
"Yeah. I want to talk at a more quiet place. This place is a bit conspicuous. Above all, our children are embarrassed, right?"
Zeoticus extended his hand towards Kiba.
"Kiba-kun."
"Yes."
"Sorry, but could you lead us to a more quiet place?"
"Yes. Then, please follow me."
Kiba bowed to Issei's parents, and started walking in the corridor.
"Well then, Rias, Hyoudou Issei-kun. I'll come back after talking a bit. Sirzechs, can I leave the rest to you?"
"Yes, Otou-ue."
"Ise, me and your mother will come back after talking a bit."
"Okay. Don't do anything weird."
"Ise, as your father, I never want to hear something so hypocritical from you again."
"I'm saying it precisely because you're my dad."
"Ah, he's got you there, sweety."
"What about you? Your his mother, so the same has to apply to you as well, doesn't it?"
"Of course not. I'm exempt from such things."
"Why?"
"Because I'm Mama."
"Curses..."
On Kiba's guidance, Issei's parents and Zeoticus walked off.
"Rias."
"What is it, Onii-sama?"
"There's something I wanted to talk about for a bit. Sorry, Ise-kun, I'll be borrowing my little sister for a bit. Akeno-kun, would you mind coming along with us?"
"Yes."
Sirzechs took Rias and Akeno, and disappeared somewhere. Issei, Raynare, Kalawarner, and Mitlet were finally left alone together. Oh, and also—
"A-Ano…"
A timid voice from right next to them. It was Asia.
"Ah, Asia. Sorry, sis. We forgot you were there."
"Asia is becoming a side character."
"Hey, don't say that, babe. If that's the case, then obviously Mitlet is stuck in the same situation."
"Fuck you, 'Ray-chan'."
"Don't test me, Mitlet. You wouldn't like me when I'm horny."
"Ise-san, please, I just want to go back to class…"
"Yeah, me too."
Part 3
"Ara, Asia-chan, you're looking good in the video!"
Issei's mother was in a trance while looking at Asia on the TV.
"Hahahaha! Paying attention to a daughter's blossoming is a parent's duty after all!"
While drinking sake, Zeoticus was heartily laughing. After dinner at the Hyoudou house, the admiration meeting for the classroom visit had begun. The participants were Issei's parents, Rias's father, and even Sirzechs (much to the dismay of Issei). While gulping down sake, they were comparing the videos they mutually shot. The girls in question were at the end of living room with their faces red and were praying 'End quickly, end quickly'. Meanwhile, the Fallen Angel trio looked quite amused. The 'kids' were all gathered together at the end of the living room, sitting on a separated couch.
"This is great. Isn't it, babe?"
Raynare asked Issei with a teasing smile, while leering right at Rias, who covered her face.
"I guess it's okay. I don't like siscon man, though."
"You really got it in for that Maou, don't you?"
"No, I just said I didn't like him."
"No, I meant like— Ah, you know what, it doesn't matter. It's funny anyway. Don't you think, guys?"
Raynare asked her Fallen Angel comrades, both of them having amused smiles.
"Heh. You got that fuckin' right."
"Yes, this is quite amusing, if I must say."
The three Fallen Angels snickered while Rias kept her head down in her hands.
"This is a hell….the likes of which hasn't been seen before."
Raynare patted Rias's back with a sarcastic sympathy.
"Aw, don't be too down, princess. Look. They've got footage of me too, and you don't see me crying."
Raynare pointed towards the television which began showing footage of her. Little did she know, she'd regret her words.
"Aaaaww~ look at my baby, Ray-chan~ She's answering questions so diligently! Mama can't be more proud of her."
While holding a smug hand on Rias's shoulder and similar smile, Raynare's face gradually became redder and redder as time went on.
"Ah, this "Raynare"— She's the girl you 'adopted', similarly with Asia-chan, correct?"
"That's right, Zeoticus-san! And Mama couldn't be any happier having my angels living here with her!"
"[Angels]? Ah, well, that certainly is right, technically. Haha."
"It is, isn't it! Ah, my sweet angel! My pretty little babies! I can't wait to see them shining so beautifully in their wedding dresses, in the future! I can't wait until one of them has a beautiful little baby that I can take care of all the time, and spoil to my heart's content! —Ah, Ray-chan! Mama wants a granddaughter first, okay?! We'll name her "Yuma-chan", after your original surname, since you'll become "Raynare Hyoudou"! Make sure Ise doesn't mess it up!"
"M-M-MAMA!?"
Raynare finally snapped, having a face redder than the blood contained inside of it. This time, it was Rias who snickered in delight.
"Heh. Serves you right, harlot. Suffer with me."
Issei tilted his head at Mitlet.
"Is there a method to making a gender specific child?"
"Honestly, with you, I wouldn't even be surprised at this point."
"I'll just dream about it. Things usually come true when I dream about them. That's how I got my wings, I think."
"Don't know how that works, but dream away."
Meanwhile, back with the adults, Mama Hyoudou was once again maintaining her undisputed authority.
"Ah, by the way, Mrs. Hyoudou—"
Mama Hyoudou interrupted Sirzechs before he could finish.
"Ah, Sirzechs-kun. You can call me 'Mama'."
Sirzechs titled his head, then smiled.
"Hm? Ah, haha. No, well, that is— I understand it for someone like Rias, but for me that is a bit—"
"—Sirzechs-kun~"
Mama Hyoudou eerily creaked her head to the side with a kind smile, but there was a dark atmosphere behind her.
"Call me [Mama]~ ...okay?"
Sirzechs flinched visibly with chills running up his spine.
"Ah….. Yes, of course…."
"Hahahahaha!"
Zeoticus laughed heartily.
"The fact that she doesn't realize the true nature of the situation makes it unbelievably amusing for me to watch, my son, hahahaha!"
"You may be laughing, Outo-ue, but I can certainly tell you that my fear is undoubtedly genuine…"
"Hahahahaha, well, the feeling is the same here, my son! That's exactly why I'd prefer to laugh in its presence rather than agitate it, hahaha!"
Issei's father lifted his glass with a laugh in response.
"Hahahaha, see, Zeoticus-san gets it! Yes, that's certainly the right approach! If you don't learn to adapt by not aggravating the beast, then you will surely die! How do you think I've survived all these years!"
" "Hahahahahahahaha!" "
The two fathers laughed in unison. Mama Hyoudou gave another creepy smile.
"Ara, ara, I wonder what you boys are speaking of~"
"Say, Zeoticus-san, what say we watch more of Rias's footage?"
"Yes, let's!"
The kids in the background couldn't help but find the whole scene a little disturbing...
"How're you so good at games but almost nothing else that involves using brains, Ryuchin?"
"I'm good at eating."
"That does not involve brains."
"It doesn't?"
In the room of Issei— Rias, Asia, the Fallen Angel trio, and the stupid boy himself, were all relaxing. Issei was playing video games with Mitlet and Asia, with Kalawarner giving him a lap pillow, sitting on the sofa in front of the flat screen. Rias and Raynare were lying in bed, Rias reading a book, and Raynare left alone in her boredom. Meanwhile, the noise from the group downstairs continued.
"Ugh…"
Raynare rolled over in bed, clearly bored out of her mind.
"Uuuuuuuughh! Baaaabe~ I'm horny~ come to beeeeed~..."
Raynare whined with a sad frown. Rias fixed her glasses while reading.
"Oh, look. It was a full fifteen minutes before she asked for it again. That's a new record, isn't it?"
"What? You got a problem, virgin princess?"
"Hmph. At this point, that isn't even a valid insult."
"I know. I just wanted you to admit that you're a slut."
"And pray tell how exactly were you going to accomplish that."
"By having you say it, like right now."
"Huh? I never admitted to that."
"You just did a second ago."
"What do you— oh, why you damned—"
"Now, now, fighting isn't good. You're roommates. You should try to get along."
From out of the doorway, out popped Sirzechs and his silver haired maid, Grayfia.
"I slipped out for a bit. There's something that I need to talk about again. Rias, it's the continuation of the talk from daytime."
"Ah, that."
"Yes. Let's talk about the Bishop."
Raynare tilted her head in a curious manner.
"Bishop?"
The next day, after school. The ORC was standing on the ground floor of the old school building's room that had been made the 'Sealed classroom'. Everyone from the club had gathered. They were standing in front if the room which contained Rias's first [Bishop].
"The kid is over here. All day, that Bishop lives here. For the time being, his seals are loosened deep in the night, and if it's just in the old building, he can exit the room, but the kid inside refuses to do that. I'd tell you to take an example from him, Asia, since you plan on becoming my future Bishop, but…. This person is someone you shouldn't take example after..."
That was what Rias said. For some reason, she knocked on the door, and then started expanding her magic circle.
"Is the person a hikikomori?"
On Issei's question, Rias nodded while letting out a sigh. Kiba removed the tape, while Akeno also helped out alongside Rias in removing the seal.
"The kid inside has been the biggest earner among the servants."
Akeno said that. "Earner" in terms of contracts, of course.
"The kid takes special contracts from humans through a computer. Frankly, it's a person who doesn't want to meet us. Those type of people negotiate in a different way, and make relations differently. They solve things through the computer. In the dealings through computers, among the new Devil servants, this kid grabs enough numbers like those of a superior rank."
Akeno finished the explanation with that. Rias gave another quick sigh before opening the door.
"Now then, I am opening the door."
The magical seals carved on the door also disappeared, and it became a simple door. Rias opened the door...
"—Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!"
An outrageously high scream was emitted from inside. Rias wasn't even surprised. Rather, while sighing, she entered the room alongside Akeno.
"Good day to you. It's nice to see you all energetic."
"W-W-Whyyyyyyyy?!"
The exchange happening inside was heard. Judging from the voice, it could have been a female middle schooler. Or possibly a younger male. What could be easily interpreted was that the person was extremely confused.
"Ara, ara, the seal got removed, you know? You are able to go out now. Now, let's all go out together?"
Akeno's gentle voice held sympathy. It seemed like she was gently trying to connect.
However...
"Noooooooooooooooooo! This place is gooooooooooood! I don't want to go outside! I don't want to meet peopleeeeeee!"
Raynare and Asia exchanged glances, and tilted their heads. Xenovia also let out a questioning look. Only Kiba and Koneko understood the circumstances. Kiba was smiling bitterly, and Koneko was letting out a sigh. Issei, not caring for anyone else's input, just simply walked right in.
Inside: The curtains were tightly shut close. Dim. The room was decorated in an oddly "cute" manner. It resembled a girl's room. Stuffed dolls were present as well. As well as a European style coffin.
Issei approached further, the one present, past Rias and Akeno, was...a bishoujo with noble looks, golden hair and red eyes who looked like a doll. She was sitting down on the floor with a pose that looked as if she wanted to escape from Rias and Akeno. Her body ewes shaking in a fearful manner. She was indeed dressed in the Kuoh Academy's female uniform.
"Ah, it's a girl."
Issei said that plainly, but Rias turned her head to the side.
"Appearance-wise, this kid looks like a girl, but he is a boy without a doubt."
This time, Issei furrowed his brows, as if not understanding her.
"But it smells like a girl."
"That's probably just his perfume."
"No, like, he actually smells like a girl. Naturally."
"Well, I don't know what to tell you, but this is certainly a male."
For the first time in a long time, Issei was genuinely befuddled.
Pakun, pakun..
Issei stepped towards the hikikomori, towering over him with a menacing, yet hollow gaze.
"W-What.."
The hikikomori shook with fear at his form. Issei leaned down, and—
Pull…
He tugged lightly at the hikikomori's skirt.
"Eh?"
…...
With that, he began pulling off the skirt.
"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh?! Noooooooooooooooo! D-D-Dooooooooooon't! Let me gooooooooooo!"
"Wha—?! Ise! What are you doing?!"
"I'm checking."
"What?! You can't check like that! That's wrong, Ise!"
"Oh, yeah, you're right."
Issei let go and stood back up. But—
"Take it off."
—He commanded with an unintentionally threatening figure.
"Ise…. That's not much better.."
"But how else am I supposed to find out?"
"Ise, just take my word for it. I can guarantee you, this person is a male."
The hikikomori nodded vigorously, fear evident in his expression.
"I-I'm a boy..!"
"Hm….."
Despite Issei not protesting it, he still hummed in a skeptical way.
"B-B-B-By the way, who is this person?"
The guy in girls' clothes asked Rias. Rias said it while pointing to Issei, and the rest of the group that had entered behind them.
"These are new servants who came while you were here. The Pawn, Freed Sellzen— who is currently not present... The Knight, Xenovia— and like you, the soon to be Bishop, Asia."
"Eeeeek, the members increased by a lot!"
"Please, can we go out? Okay? It's all right for you to not be sealed any more, you know?"
Rias said it gently, but...
"Noooooooo! For me, the outside world is impossibleeeeeeee! I am scared! I am scared of the outside! In any case, even if I go outside, it would only cause trouble for otherssssss!"
Seeing that Rias was unsuccessful, Raynare used that moment to tease her. She approached the hikikomori while smiling.
"Heh. That's no good. Looks like he doesn't like annoying bats picking at his ears, huh. Can't blame him."
Raynare bent down and spoke gently to him.
"Hey, there~ It's okay now, no need to be scared. Let's just outside, okay~?"
But the moment she tried to touch him—
"Eeeeeek!"
Suddenly, he was no longer there.
"Eh?"
Raynare made a confused sound, not understanding what just happened. Then, they heard a screech from another corner of the room.
"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!?"
Turning in that direction, they could see that the hikikomori was curled up in a corner, with the form of Issei towering over him again.
"Hm. I see. So that was your 'stand', Dio."
Raynare tilted her head in a confused manner.
"What the..?"
"This is strange. Something in this moment..."
"...It's certain something happened."
Asia and Xenovia were surprised by the mysterious phenomenon, but the rest of the members were only letting out sighs.
"Don't get angry! Don't get angry! Please don't hit meeeeeeeee!"
"Wait, what just happened?"
To Raynare's question, Issei pointed down at the boy.
"This guy stopped time."
"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek! I couldn't freeze hiiiiiiim!
As usual, the hikikomori was just shouting. Noticing the others confusion, Akeno explained.
"That kid possesses a Sacred Gear that caused the time of everything in is field of vision to be stopped for a fixed interval of time when he's excited. Because he can't control his Sacred Gear, by the orders of the Archduke and the Maou, Sirzechs-sama, he was sealed."
[—!?]
They understood that thanks to Akeno's supplementary explanation. He could stop time. That was an extremely fearful power. If he couldn't control it, then he'd probably hurt his comrades as well.
Rias hugged the hikikomori from behind, and then said to them.
"This boy is Gasper Vladi. He's my Bishop. For the time being, he's a first year student in Kuoh Academy. Also, before being reincarnated, he was half human, half Vampire."
And of course—
"Ah!"
—Issei gasped and pointed straight at him.
"Za Warudo!"
…
…
"Haah… Alright, babe…."
End
FINALLY. TOOK ME LONG ENOUGH, HUH?! Fucking hell. This really is the hardest one to fuckin write for. Writing for all of my serious stories is a fuckin breeze compared to this, Jesus. Or at least, it's hard as shit when there's no action or plot to make jokes out of. Gotta put in triple effort when there's not much to play off naturally. Keep having to put in my own things to play off, which isn't impossibly difficult thanks to the characters I already have set.
But yeah, this one is finally out and I can FINALLY fuckin continue with my other stories. My main story has some serious shit happening and I gotta get to it quick. Sorry I've been gone. As I said before, life is whore. Depression, getting my car stolen, and just being busy is annoying. Meh. I'll get through it.
Anyway, tell me what you guys thought about this one. Do I still got it? Hopefully I do. Really hope this story hasn't lost its charm or anything.
Also, it's the one year anniversary of me becoming a writer today! Who would've thought that, at this point, my least popular story is one with 130+ followers and favorites, and the rest of my stories have at least over 500+ followers and favorites each. And my most popular story (this one lol) is on the verge of hitting 1,000 followers. Time flies by. Makes sense that I'm updating my most popular story on my anniversary tho.
P.S. Sorry the chapter's a bit short. They'll obviously be longer during the parts with actual plot. And they'll be funny, since the Kokabiel arc was the only one that I was really trying to take seriously.
What did you think about this chapter? Did you enjoy the meeting between Issei and the magical girl Maou? Did you enjoy the interaction between parents? What about Issei's meeting with the hikikomori, Gasper? What was your favorite part about this chapter in general?
Read, Rate, Review go crazy.
Stay frosty. [Happy Halloween, fuckers!]