Welcome to Chapter 4 of the Rewrite of The Genjutsu Viking.
Tags - Norse Mythology x Uzumaki Clan, Kekkei Genkai Naruto, Gender Fluid Naruto, Slight Appearance Change, Slight Name Change, Semi Smart Naruto, Naruto Appearance change, Change Constantly Switching from He to She to They Pronouns (Coz I think its funny when Writing), Neutral Kurama, Naruto x Secret, Kurenai x Secret, Sasuke x Tenten, Lee x Sakura or Ino, Asuma is a Jerk but wants to be a good Sensei, Ice Queens, Age Increase from 12 to 16, Female Haku.
Chapter 4 - Break Time
It had been two weeks since the battle on the now named "Great Uzumaki Bridge". Naruto Wishing to return as soon as possible as she really missed her Ramen and her Bath, but they will have to wait as Team Kurenai, Team 7 and Haku are all stood in the Hokage's office in front of The Third Hokage Sarutobi Hiruzen, who has a Huge Smile "I welcome you back, Kakashi-kun, Kurenai-Chan, Naruto-Kun, Sasuke-Kun, Sakura-Chan, Nana-Chan and Mishka." he then looks over to Haku, "and you must be Yuki Haku, or would you prefer Momochi Haku." he asks the Girl, "its Momochi Haku, Hokage-sama." giving a swift reply. Getting a nod from the Aged Hokage.
"Since Team Kurenai Mission was to back up Team 7, Kakashi, report about your mission before Team Kurenai assisted." The Hokage says looking at the man, getting him to step forward "Hai Sir, Three Weeks ago my Team got a Mission to Escort and Guard the Bridge Builder Tazuna. On our way there we get attacked by the Demon Brother, they were Subdued by Sasuke and Nana, we found out that we got Lied to and Requested backup. After getting the back up we head to the Wave, where we encountered Zabuza, After who attack us, I got Captured in a 'Water Prison Technique'" he say a bit salty but he know that if he left it out Kurenai would correct him, "following my Capture Genin UzumakI, Used a Genjutsu of his own Making to Free." Kakashi States.
The Old Kage Turns to Naruto, "Naruto, What was the Genjutsu you used?" Naruto Steps Forward "it's Called Demonic Illusion: Hand of the Demon, its was incomplete at the time, it only affected Sight and Touch but I now it also affect Sound, it creates the hand reaching out of the ground or Water or Darkness of Kyuubi." he tells the Kage, before stepping back.
Kakashi Continues "After which I was able to beat him, until our Young Friend here showed up and saved him, After which we arrived at the Home of the Bridge Builder where myself and Kurenai came to the conclusion that Zabuza was more than likely still alive," he says before pausing for a moment. "The Following Day we began to train our Genin to be able to survive the next encounter with him." the comment on Training get a Look of Kurenai that the Hokage picks up on, "After a Week of Training, we left Naruto, Nana and Mishka at the house, Which get attacked by Gatos men that got taken out by Naruto, after which he Rushed to help us on the Bridge." The Hokage Saw that Naruto Looked away from them at the mention of him talking out Gatos men.
"At the Bridge Zabuza and Haku attacked again, I Ordered Sasuke to take on Haku, Sakura to protect Tazuna, whilst myself and Kurenai took on Zabuza, in which I got Caught again." he says Anger at himself for getting caught again. "Sasuke and Sakura got put in a Death Like State by Haku but before she could Kill Tazuna, Naruto appeared Using a Jutsu that I've never seen before and sent Haku Flying." he says before pausing again, "Naruto then Save Kurenai using the same Jutsu Kicking him and into the Clone that held me Captive, he then Replaced himself with me, and then moved in for the Kill on Zabuza but he was save by Haku, after which Lead to a Naruto getting trapped into a Dome of Ice with Zabuza and Haku." he say and Hiruzen keeping a neutral look but in the inside is worried, "in the dome Naruto Fought and Defeated Zaubuza, and Zabuza Gave him Executioner's Blade, and told his Daughter to Live. after which Gato and his men Showed and after attacking us." Kakashi paused for a second, shooting a Look over to the young Uzumaki, something that Hiruzen picked up on, "we took them out and Gato was Captured by the Villager and Executed." Kakashi Finishes.
"I would like a Written report from you all by the end of the week, but for now Team 7 may leave but kakashi please stay." he tells them, Team 7 just looks at each other before leaving. The Hokage then speaks "Continue with the part of the report you didn't want Team 7 Hearing," he commands, Naruto spets Forwards "Hai Hokage-Sama," Naruto says, "On the Bridge after seeing Sasuke and Sakura Down, I tapped into the Power of the Kyuubi," he say out loud, this shocks the kage, he sees that Haku does not react, "Haku Figured it out after the battle when we spoke," he say reassuring the kage, before going back in to his statement, "With the Increased Speed and Power, quickly used that of Flash Step Strike to knock Haku off the Bridge before I used Lightning Release: Flash Step Strike for the increased Speed to free Kakashi from Zabuza's prison, during my battle with Zabuza I used another Genjustu Based off the the Sharingans hypnotising ability, I was surprised it worked, as It only had worked 1 in 15 times. After I Defeated Zabuza, Gato Showed up and attacked us, I Drew on the Kyuubi's power once again, and Casted a Mass 'Demonic Illusion: Hell Viewing Technique' and Slaughtered All 200 of his men, almost giving into Power because of my Rage after a comment he made and attacking Haku, but was able to hold onto my Sanity." he reports to the Hokage, who could only Look at him with sadness in his eyes knowing that Naruto on his first two Missions out of the Village Killed over 200 People. Something that hasn't happened since the last War, and that was by his Father Minato, during the attack on Iwa. Pushing those thoughts away for now he speaks again.
"Thank you for the Report Genin Uzumaki," The Kage then looks over to Haku. "from the report I read you wish to Join Konoha is that correct?" he asks the Ice Release User, "Yes Hokage-sama," She quickly responds, "I wish to be that of an Iryo-nin." Haku tells him, the man nodding, "It is very possible but you will have to spend the next two days in the T&I Department to make sure you are not a Threat." He states that getting a Smile from the girl, "Neko, Please Escort Haku-chan to the T&I Department. And make sure Ibiki is doing the interview." he commands as Neko appears and takes Haku away.
After they leave the Kage turns to Naruto, "Naruto-kun, would you like to Speak to that of Inoichi-Kun, about what happened?" the Kage asks, only getting a nod from the boy. "That is not the only thing I want to tell you three about," he pulls out a Black Book and hands it to Kakashi, "Page 869" opening the Book he sees Naruto Bingo Book Entry and his Eye nearly pops out of his Skull, "WHAT". Kakashi Shouts, before Kurenai takes the book off him, she then Laughs it's not a laugh of amusement but of disbelief, she then hands it to Naruto who reads the book entry.
Name: Uzumaki Naruto
Alias: Hero of the Wave (People of the Wave), Genjutsu Viking Of Konoha (Iwagakure), The Illusion Reaper (Kirigakure)
Rank: Genin with High Chunin Level Skills
Status: Rank B- (Approach with Caution)
Relations: Mother - Uzumaki Kushina Red-Hot Habanero/Red Death (S-Rank) deceased. Jonin Sensei - Yuko Kurenai Genjutsu Mistress of Konoha (low A-Rank)
Bounty: 1 Ryo from Iwa, 25,000 Ryo from Kiri (must have Executioner's Blade)
Abilities: High Chunin level - Taijutsu, Genjutsu, and Speed. Jonin Level Chakra Control. Tail Beast Level Chakra Reserves (Uzumaki Trait). Uzumaki Bloodline Mutation - Fenrirs. Ninjutsu - Unknown
Known Jutsu: Kage Bunshin no Jutsu, Demonic Illusion: Hell Viewing Technique, and Shunshin No Jutsu
Accomplishments: Defeated Momochi Zabuza (Kirigakure no Kijin), and Overthrown Gato: who owned the Wave.
Description: Uzumaki Naruto is 158cm (5ft2) tall how Shoulder length Spiky Blond Hair and Ocean Blue Eyes, Last seen in a Burnt Orange Coloured Hooded shirt that stops just above the elbows and travels just below his stomach about half way between his waist and knees, on top of that is a Leather Chest piece with the red Uzumaki Clan Symbol on the back, a shoulder pad on his right side that has is strap on to the Leather Chest Piece, and under the top is that of a Mesh Armoured top, and to over the Waist is that of a Leather cumberbon. His Arms are protected with Leather Bracers that go from his Forearm and Slightly over the top of his hand, which he has Gloves that only cover his first three fingers. A pair of Black Anbu Trousers, and Black Ninja Boots that cover the full foot. Has Sealed away 2 Dagger (Seax) and a Nodachi that is 140cm Long. Recommend Genin Flee, Chunin and Jonin Approach with Caution.
Naruto doesn't know how to feel about his Entry. But something catches his eye, "Who is Uzumaki Kushina?" He asked the Kage, who let out a sigh, "I was going to tell you when you made Chunin, as per your mother's request but Uzumaki Kushina was your Mother. She was a powerful Shinobi, but had many enemies, so in order to protect you we had to hide from you." Naruto doesn't know what to Say. "You may leave Naruto-kun. To take in the information" The boy leaves without saying anything.
"Hokage-Sama" Kurenais says getting his attention. "Do you have anything I could give to him, in case he wants to know more?". Hiruzen releases a seal on his desk pulling out a Scroll. "Give this to him, when he has had a chance to Process what he has been told. You two may leave." Kurenai does but Kakashi stays as he wishes to speak to the Kage.
"Kakashi-kun, is they something you wish to talk about?" Hiruzen asks the masked Jonin. "Hokage-sama, how come I wasn't informed that Minato-Sensei and Kushina-neesama's child Survived?" he asked with a Deep Sadness in his voice. "I thought you knew Kakashi, but wanted to stay away to keep him safe." he says, realising that he never told the man. "But I guess it makes sense why you stayed away from the boy," he comments.
He can tell that Kakashi isn't taking this well, "How could I have not pieced it together, he looks so much like his father and acted so much like his mother, it is basically slapping you in the face." he say, "Minato-Sensei Basically took me in after my Fathers Death and Kushina-neesama was basically my mother, they treated me like family and here I am not even in they sons life." he says with Sadness. "I wonder how disappointed in me they are?" he asks himself, before Shunshining away.
Naruto's Apartment - 10 minute later
After leaving the Hokage's office, Naruto went straight home, as she needed to think, and where is the best place for that, in a nice Warm Bath. Sitting in her Bath, she is thinking about the events of the last few weeks. The Lives she took, the battle she fought and finally her mother.
"Kyuubi, did you know my mother?" she asks the Nine Tails Fox.
"Yes, she was my previous Jailer" the Fox Replys.
"What was she like"
"She was strong, Like a Maelstrom, a Master of Uzumaki FuinJutsu and a true master of the Maelstrom Fighting style."
"If I asked, would you tell me who my Father was?"
"Sorry Kit, No I wouldn't"
"Why?"
"Because I don't Want too"
'Puppy Dog Eye No Jutsu'
"That Won't Work on me, Kit"
"It was worth a try."
"You know Kit, you are getting stronger but you still are a weak vessel."
Sigh"you know Kyuubi, and here I thought we had gotten over you calling me a Vessel. I'm not a teapot!" she shouts at Kyuubi who then starts to laugh hard.
After 30 minutes of relaxing and contemplating things, she gets out of her Bath, and gets dried off. She looks in the Bedroom Mirror, Looking at her own body, 'I need to get out of here for a bit, I could use some ramen.' Putting on a set of White underwear, she went over to her walk-in closet getting out an Orange Sundress with Yellow Sunflowers on it that goes down to her knees, with a pair of thin strapped brown sandals, she Henged herself, Turning her hair Red, and her eyes Purple. She leaves her apartment and heads to her favourite Raman Restaurant.
Ichiraku Ramen - Midday
As Naruto walks towards Ichiraku's she gets looks from men ogling her, something she knows would happen normally Naruto doesn't Like the attention from the Male populous, but she also gets a few Looks from a few of the Female populous but she currently feels like he needs to be seen, and it makes herself feel Pretty and Beautiful even with the slight Henge.
Upon arriving at Ichiraku's she enters the Restaurant "Good Afternoon, Teuchi-ojisan and Ayame-chan." Naruto says with a smile, They turn when they hear their Favourite Blond. seeing her that she is Henged into having that of her Red Hair and Purple Eye they know something is wrong but know not to push it. "It's good to see that you are back Naru-chan." Ayame Says with a Smile and small Blush, "would you like the Usual today?" she asks, getting a nod and a Smile for Naruto, Ayame heads into the Kitchen to start and Make Naruto's Usual.
"Are you ok Naru?" Teuchi asks her. "I've been better, a rough few weeks." she answers, looking down. "But one good thing came out of it" she says looking up with a Smile, "I found out who my Mother was."
Hearing that, Teuchi's eyes go wide as he knew Both of Naruto's Parents, he knew from the first time he laid eyes on the child, she looks like a Blond Kushina, not at the moment she looks just like her mother. "Really, Who is that?" he asks with a knowing smile, letting on he already knew.
Naruto Narrows her eyes, "you knew, didnt you?" she asks, getting a laugh off of the man, "Uzumaki Kushina, She was one of my best Customers, and before you ask, I knew you were hers Before I met you, I tried to adopt you when your parents died but the Civilian Council Block me at every turn, they block everyone of people who knew your parents." he tells her, "then the day the Hokage Brought you here all those years ago, I thought I saw a Ghost, you look like your mother, just Younger and Blond."
That makes Naruto smile, and she smiles even more when Ayame Places a Huge Bowl of Ramen in front of Her. "Thank you Ayame-chan." she says before Digging into her Bowl of Ramen.
As she is eating her Ramen, she Senses Kurenai, watching her from a distance, with Anko, and someone Else she recognizes as Neko, she Gestures to the three Women that she has spotted them, seeing that they decide to stop watching and enter the Raman Stand.
"Im ok, Sensei, Anko and…" she stops talking, knowing the Person Anbu Identity but not her Real name the Purple haired Kunoichi smiles "its Uzuki Yugao, and thank you". Getting a Smile off Naruto, "Yugao-neechan".
Whilst they are talking Anko eyes Naruto up and down, but lingering on her legs "Damn Geki, I know you were a Girl but didnt think you could pull off a dress." with a cheeky Smile, "Anko-Chan my eyes are up here not down on my legs." Naruto says to Anko knowing what she is doing. "I know where your Eyes are Geki." Anko says never moving her eyes from Naruto's legs. "Pervert" says Naruto with a small Smile, getting Anko to look up, giving Naruto a seductive Smile.
"Can I get you Ladies anything?" Touchi Asks the new customers "three Seafood Ramens, Touchi-san," Kurenai asks, getting Touchi to leave and go into the back with Ayame.
"Naru-chan, is everything ok?" Kurenai asks her Student. "Yes, I'm ok?" she says, phrasing it like a question. "Naru-chan, I know you better than this, you only Dress cute and come out in public, when you don't want to be yourself." she counters with. "I knew it was a Cute Dress, that's why I got it." She says Deflecting not wanting to answer the question, she gives Naruto the look that can turn strongest men into messes, but is broken when Bowls of ramen are placed in front of them by Touchi.
"Naru-chan, you can tell us you know, we are all comrades and Friends, you know." Yugao says to her. "I just don't want to think about it for now." she says in a sad tone. "Ok, let's eat." Anko says knowing when to drop something, getting Kurenai and Yugao to drop it.
As they are quietly Eating, a Group of 4 Shinobi spot them and decide to go over to say Hi. The Tallest man of the Group, who has his forehead protector worn like a Bandana, and Scar on his lower lip, "Greeting Ladies, how are you on this Fine day" the man says in a disgusting Tone.
"Not Interested" Anko Says without Looking up from her Noodles, another Man who is wearing a pair of Brown trousers chooses to speak up, "come on don't be like that, Doll." The second man says as he goes to touch Naruto, that is until he feels something Sharp in his Groin. he Looks down to see that of a Kunai and starts to panic. "Touch me and Lose your Manhood." Naruto Tells the man. "Come on love, no need to get hasty." He says with a panicked tone. "Then Leave, and I won't have to be Hasty," Naruto says in a Sickly Sweat Tone, emphasising the last word. That gets the Four Men to leave.
"Thank you for the Food Touchi, Ayame-chan, Touchi-Ojisan." Naruto says, leaving money on the counter before Vanishing in a Swirl of Petals. Ayame looks at the ladies "What happened on Naru-Chan's Last Mission?" concerned for her friend. "She had to take her first Lives and a lot of them." Kurenai tells her, "She just needs to talk to someone other than us."
Naruto's Apartment - 10 minutes later
Upon arriving at his apartment she just wants to just be left alone, but she notices a tall man with long Ash Blond Hair scruffy on the top tied in a ponytail, he has Green eyes, he is dressed Grey outfit of the T&I Department, with his Black Trench Coat Folded over his arm. He turns and sees the approaching Naruto and Smiles at the Girl, "you look very Pretty today Naru-chan," He says with a Warm, getting the Girl to look up.
Naruto Recognizes smiles and rushes to the man giving him a Hug, "Uncle Inoichi, What are you didnt here?" she asks, hugging the man. With a Smile chuckle he hugs her back, "It's been a while since you visited us, Yuma has missed you, so has Ino even though she won't admit it."
Naruto smiles hearing that, "I miss them two but I've been busy training," Naruto opens her apartment and gestures for him to enter. Entering her apartment, Inoichi follows Naruto over to his Kitchen Table, and sits down at her table, Dropping her Henge she looks over to the man, "Tea?" asks the Young Uzumaki, getting a nod from the older Yamanaka.
Inoichi sits in silence till a Cup of tea is placed in front of him, taking a sip. He is pleasantly surprised by the Flavour of the Sencha. As they both sit in silence for a while, drinking the tea, till Inoichi decides to break the Silence, "Naru-chan, let's talk about what happened during your C-Rank and A-Rank."
Naruto starts telling him about her missions and going into detail about them, and when she gets to the battle for the Bridge, she is silent for a few minutes before talking and talks about how she Fought Zabuza and Won and how he entrusted the Executioner's Blade, and then when Gato appeared and attempted to kill Haku and how she Lost it, losing control and Slaughtering men Gato brought. Inoichi is Quiet as Naruto is talking, "I woke up three days later and it's when I realised that…" she pauses for a moment, "I realised that killing all those people…" she Pauses again fighting back the tears that are now forming in her eye, "It… It didn't affect me whatsoever, since then I haven't Really Slept because I feel like a monster." She Finishes now with tears in her eyes, the flood gate open.
He moves over to her, placing his Hands over hers, "You aren't a monster, Naru-chan." he says in a soft voice, "You have been forced to grow up so fast, by the time you were 7, you were living on your own, made your own food, cleaned your own clothes and Cleaning up after yourself. Things that Children shouldn't be doing, A Village I used to be so proud of that should have treated you like a Hero for holding back the Kyuubi, have treated you as nothing but a monster," he tells her and he looks into his eyes, "But you aren't a Monster, Naru-chan, because Monsters Monsters take pleasure in Killing and you don't."
He shoots her a soft smile, " You are a True Shinobi. I know for a fact that the first kill normally Breaks a Shinobi, but it didn't break you, because you know what this world is already like, it's hard and cruel, and our job is to make sure that the people we love can sleep at night." she tells her. "You are strong, Naru-chan."
With the Tears in her eyes, She smiles at him. "Thank you, Uncle Inoichi." she says in a soft tone and he brings her in for a hug, that lasts for a few minutes. She pulls away feeling better now, "you are coming to ours tonight, Yuma misses seeing you, and i'm not talking no for an answer." Inoichi tells her and she Giggles at the man knowing that he won't take no for an answer. "and since Ino is off on her first C-Rank, it will just be the three of us."
"Ok, Uncle Inochi," she says before getting a Idea, "but before we head out, I need something from you. I was going to ask Kurenai for some but since you are here can you buy me some things." She says with a Sweat Smile. "Of course I can, Naru-chan. What do you need?" He says Obliviously, but all he gets is the same Smile that Ino and Yuma gives him when they need female products and before he can realise he is ushered out of the Apartment.
Naruto's Apartment Building - 7 Hours Later
After getting to the Yamanaka Household and Messing with Inoichi before, Yuma told her off for not visiting more telling her that she missed her second Child, Hearing that always Naruto Smile it was nice having them think of her as family. Naruto also spoke to Yuma in Private as she needed to figure out some things.
She felt lucky knowing the two Yamanaka's, because whilst Inoichi was like her uncle, he was also a Ninja therapist helping those who had problems with their Mental problems that would occur on Missions, granted a few Yamanaka's did that but Inoichi was the best, and Yuma was her Aunt but also a Trained Therapist who helped Naruto when he first started Transforming between Male and Female. Even today when they Spoke she told Naruto that they may be Gender Fluid because of the constant Switches, and tells her there isn't anything wrong with that.
After Dinner at the Yamanaka household, Naruto was offered to say the night but she wanted to sleep at home and they understood, but Naruto did have a good time, with Yuma gushing over Naruto Dress, and them Laughing at what she did to Inoichi, followed by a Nice dinner where Naruto informed them about her Bingo Book entry which had them worried but Inoichi Felt proud and was going to brag later to Shikaku and Choza that his Kid not Kid was the first to get into the book, and finally about how she found out about her mother, which they already knew and told her the same thing that Teuchi them her. Before she leaves she is given some Leftovers, and told never to be a stranger by Yuma. Shortly after she leaves she spots a very Anger Ino and she decides it's better to Hide from the Anger Girl then to be in the path of her anger.
Returning to her apartment building she senses Kurenai with Asuma, which surprises her as she has never felt them together before, but Asuma she can feel that Asuma is anger, Smug, justified, then the anger is replaced by Happiness and pride, which Pisses off Naruto but when she senses what Kurenai is just feeling she Rushes towards her apartment Rageful, vengeful, and devastated.
Arriving at the Kurenai's Apartment she knocks on Kurenai's door, and gets no answer, after a few seconds she does it again, and the same. Then on the Third time knocking, She answers the day, seeing a devastated Kurenai, Dressed in a Red and White Strapless Dress, with her make up running. "Are you ok, Sensei?" She asks, Kurenai shakes her head. "Do you want company tonight?" only getting a nod. Naruto makes a Shadow Clone and orders it to Find Anko as she enters her apartment.
Giving her the leftover food From her dinner at the Yamanaka's like she planned, the two sit on her Curved coach not so much in Silence but just being there in case she wants to talk. After 15 minutes Anko, Yugao and a Brown Haired Kunachi Inuzuka Hana she recognizes as Kiba's Brother arrive. They all sat around her couch, Anko brought Sake with her, Yugao brought some Wine, and Hana brought Ice Cream with her.
"He is a Bastard, That Asuma." Kurenai says finally Breaking the silence, "that bastard!" she says with such venom it could kill, "has cheated on me since we started Dating." she Vented. "Did I do something wrong? Is it me?" she asks, her emotions running high. Anko Speaks first "of course not, it's that almost All men deep down are Cheating Perverts." Getting nods from the Ice Queens, something Naruto doesnt 100% agree with as technically she is also a male and can't stand Cheater or perverts be they aren't wrong about Asuma.
"But I wonder how he feels now? He was so upset when he left here, maybe I overreacted." Kurenai says not thinking Straight. "You can't think like that Kure-chan" Yugao says to her. "Your Emotions are just running high," she tells her hoping to reason with her, but Kurenai turns to Naruto "Naru-chan, you probably sensed how he felt, did you know how he feels?" Kurenai says, kind of outing the Blonds Sensory abilities.
The other Ice Queens looked at the Girl with confusion. "I'm a sensor, I can sense Emotions as well as Chakra Strength and Chakra Types but I'm still getting used to the Chakra Types, But that Stays in this Room." She says all defensive. Anko with a Playful Smile on her face, "and if it doesn't?" Naru turns to her giving her a look that can make a Hyuga Shake, "I'm the Prank Queen of Konoha, i've pranked every Clan, Every Council member and the Anbu Headquarters, Without being detected. What would happen to your Dango shops if that got out." she tells her.
Anko Face turns to horror, knowing what she is implying, "but you don't want to know sensei," she says to her not wanting to hurt her. "Please Naru, I need to know," pleading with her student. Naru Looks between the Other Ice Queens and they give the Go ahead. "When I first sensed him he felt anger, Smug, justified, then the anger was replaced by Happiness and pride, like he was proud of what he did." she says and that Breaks her Sensei, and that pisses All of them off.
After a few hours of Drinking Well Kurenai drinking, everyone else watching and making sure she doesnt do anything she will regret, she passes out, drunk hugging a bottle. As everyone settles down, "Maybe I should put Poisonous snakes in his bed." Anko says, "Maybe we should Shred his Clothes." Yugao comments, "or we could Fill his house with Dog Shit" Hana finishes as the Ice Queen are thinking of ways to get revenge.
"You are all thinking too small." Naruto says, getting their attention, "what is the one thing that All Sarutobi men do, that I've met apart from Konahamaru do?" this getting a confused Look from the group. "They all like to smoke." and they eyes go Wide, messing with a Sarutobi's tobacco is taboo but he deserves it, "here is the plan, Anko you create some Shadow Clone and Go to every Shop in the leaf that sell tobacco and 'convince' them to not sell him any for the next Month, and then Make a Shadow Clone to Shadow Him to make sure they don't," she tells her and that is Devious and Anko loves it. "Yugao, you and I will head to Asuma's Home and take all of his Tobacco, Sealing it in a Scroll, and I know someone that will hold it for us for a month." Naruto tells her and she agrees. "Hana you stay here and make sure Kurenai is safe, you seem the most Caring out of all out us, and I don't want you to get caught since you are the Clan Heiress it could come out badly on your clan if you are caught," she tell her and Hana Understands and agrees. "We all know what to do?" she says and they nod.
Asuma's Apartment
Yugao and Naruto made their way to Asuma's Apartment, Dressed in Navy Blue Infiltration Gear so as to not be spotted, Yugao getting to know some of Naruto route he would use to avoid Anbu Petrols and it's a really Eye opener for the Anbu member she didn't realise how many Hole they had in security, she would need to bring this up with commander Dragon to get fixed.
But the two Break into Asuma Apartment to find him Drunk and passed out, Dead to the world. They make their thoughts and search for any Tobacco they can find. finding 4 packets of Cigars, 14 Cartons of cigarettes, and 6 pouches of Tobacco. Taking them all and sealing them into a scroll, before Leaving Naruto nods to Yugao confirming that her job is Finished she leaves to meet up with Anko before heading back to Kurenai's.
Anbu HQ
Dragon the Leader of the Anbu, Not much is known about the Anbu Leader. He or she is Dressed in the standed Anbu Gear, with a Black Cloak, with a White Mask with two Horns on it. He is a person that is always easy to find as he is often in there doing paperwork.
"Naru-chan, What can I do for you?" they say without looking up from their Paperwork. Naruto places a Scroll on Dragons Desk, "Im calling in one of my 'No Questions Asked'. I need you to hold on to this for one Month." Naruto tells him. Dragon, take the scroll and place it in a Draw. "it will be returned to its owner in 31 days" Dragon says, as they look up Naruto is gone, Under the Mask Dragon Smile, 'I don't Like Cheater, this next month is going to be hell for him.' he thinks to himself already knowing what is in the scroll.
Hokage's office - Following Morning
6am the Hokage is just starting his day, just sitting down at his Desk before he starts his Endless Battle against paperwork, he takes a Deep Breath, and Exhales wondering if he could get someone to take the hat off him, "Hey Jiji." Naruto Says, Looking up she sees the Girl Dressed in her Navy Blue outfit.
"Pranking today, Naruto?" he asks, concerned with a Smile, wondering if he has to have the Anbu ready for a Code Orange drill today, "not today Jiji," she says with a smile, that doesn't ease his nerves, "but I did come to make a deal with you." She finishes and He feels like this is a trap but is curious. "A Deal?" he asks, and she can tell he is worried, "I'll tell you how to defeat Paperwork but in return you have to do something for me."
He takes the bait. "What do you need?" He says wondering if she truly knows the secret, and with how the Girls mind works he wouldn't be surprised, "Well First I need to inform you that you probably won't be getting the Daughter in law you want, as Asuma Cheated on her and kept cheating on her." the man's Eyes go Wide, as he Liked the Idea of Kurenai being his daughter in law, she was a great and loyal kunoichi, who had Mastered one of the hardest Ninja Arts to master. This disappoints him, he thought he raised his son better than that,
"So I was wondering if you could spread the Word, that no one is to sell or give Asuma any Tobacco for the next month as a punishment" she asks him. "I can do that and please tell me how I can defeat Paperwork." Naruto Smiles before popping her shadow Clone. He blinks once, twice, three times. Before Yelling "WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT!" The answer is so obvious.
Kurenai's Apartment - 1pm
Kurenai starts to stur in her bed, opening her eyes to her left she spots a Semi-Naked Anko only wearing her bra and panties with Spooning Hana who is still dressed, and to her Right is a Yugao dressed in a Stealth outfit which is slightly conserving but she is kind of Hungover right now so she doesn't want to think about it, but looking around She doesn't spot Naruto. Getting out of bed, she heads to her kitchen for a drink, opening the Door the Smell of someone cooking hits her and she spots Naruto, Making breakfast for what looks like 5 people. To Kurenai she is still Dressed in her Flowery dress but now has that of Kurenai's Flowered Apron on.
"Naruto, how long have you been up?" She asks, still half asleep. "Not too long, maybe 30 minutes, I thought I'd make breakfast to help with the Hangover you are probably Feeling knight now." Naruto tells her not to look at her sensei. "Thank you Naru-Chan." she says with a small smile. Kurenai takes a seat at the table, "About last night, I want to apologise." she tells her, "I shouldn't have revealed you are a sensor." Naruto puts down a plate of Food in front of her and a Cup of Coffee, "that ok, Sensei. They promised not to say anything so it's alright, Plus I got to threaten Ankos so I know she won't say anything." that gets a chuckle from her teacher.
"But what was I thinking, Asuma is an arsehole." Kurenai says with pain in her voice. "He is, he has just lost the best thing in his life." They turn to see Yugao speak up and exit the bedroom with the remaining Ice Queens. They make their way to the table and sit down as Naruto is placing food on the table. "You know, Sensei, you could always join our team, to get back at him." Naruto says with a mischievous fox-like smile. That gets her to Nealy spit out her Coffee. "NARUTO!" Kurenai shouts in embarrassment, with a heavy Blush. That gets the rest of the Ice queens to laugh.
Hokage's office - One Week Later
It has been a week since everything went down and Asuma is currency going through slight withdrawal and no one is helping him, he is currently banned from leaving the village in the state he is in so he is Training the hell out of his Genin, but right now he and all the Other Jonin-Senseis are in that of the Office of the Hokage, and can tell something has happened between Kurenai and himself as they are Standing at the other end of the Office and can feel the Anger radiating off of Kurenai, and are too Scared to say anything as to not be in her line of sight. The Hokage keeps quiet about everything, as well as he knows the reason behind it and has already had a word with his son, and told him that he wouldn't get in the middle of what was happening.
Needing to get things started he Clearing his throat getting everyones attentions, "As you all know Do to the recent Discourse between the Villages about the Chunin Exams they are been put off till the next time round," he tells them and a lot of Jonin Nod, "So in 7 Months the next Chunin Exams will take place, and Sand, Stone and Lightning have agree to allow it to be held here, but each Village is only aloud to send a Max of 4 team per Village." he informs them. "Now is the time to Train your teams even harder, as for the next exam I will only be allowing the team I think are ready to participate, does everyone understand?" He asked them.
A Man in a Green Body suit with Orange Leg warmers and a Bowl Cut hair, Steps Forwards "That a Shame because my Youthful Team was looking forward to it, but now that they is going to be a Bigger Chunin Exam, It shall Fan the Flames of Youth Even Brighter!" The man shouts. "That Can't be helped, Gai-kun, But you are right, this will be a Bigger Event. So Train your teams to the best of your Ability to get them ready." the Hokage tells them. "You are all Dismissed Except for Kakashi, Asuma, Anko and Kurenai." the rest of the Jonin Leave.
"I want Progress Reports on your Teams." he says, Anko Steps up First "Team 8, is doing well, Shino is coming along well with his Clan Techniques as well as his Physical conditioning, Kiba has been Neutered and Knows what the word Respect means but other than that he is the same as Shino and as for Hinata, it took me two months but Ive broke her out of her shell, and now she has greatly improved in her Taijutsu and has started learning Iryo at her own request." that surprising the others as the Hyuga Clan thinks is beneath them learning Iryo.
"That Good to hear Anko-chan." the Old Kage says with a smile. Asuma Steps up next. "They are doing well, Shikamaru has his clan's intelligence so im training him in more tactics, Ino has been learning more from her family and the same with Choji, and i've started training them in Close combat." Asuma says. "You need to also train them more, Asuma." he is told by the Hokage.
Kakashi then steps forward, "Team 7 is doing well, we are starting on more training today, and moving away from the Team Work Exercises." the Hokage Frowns at the man, "I read the Report from your last mission, I hope you start training them properly." The Hokage tells him, "Hai, Hokage-sama," Kakashi says.
Finally Kurenia Sets forward, "Naruto is progressing better than expected, He has Mastered the Tree Walking and Water Walking, and is able to stick with his full body, and is on the way to mastering the Waterfall Walking." this getting looks of everyone but Kakashi who already knew. "As for his Fighting style, he is becoming Adapted in the 'Maelstrom Style' and is able to Use Preform 4 Genjutsu Perfectly without any hand seals, two of which he created himself." she finishes than everyone in the room's jaws drop.
The Hokage Clears his Throat, "Well Naruto has progressed the most from what it sounds like, that's also not including his Bingo Book Entry." Asuma and Anko's Can't believe it. "WHAT BINGO BOOK ENTRY, ANEKI?" Anko shouts, "did I forget to tell you?" Kurenai says as she laughs. She pulls out a black book "Page 869".
The two Jonins look through it, and can't believe it. "Hokage-sama, can I have a Private Word?" Kurenai asks. "Everyone else Dismissed," the Kage says, after they leave, Anko and Asuma in disbelief. The Kage turns to Kurenai, "Before we start, I would Like to apologise for my son's actions that are unacceptable and I thought he was raised better."
"You don't need to apologise Hokage-sama, it wasn't you that cheated." Kurenai says after swallowing a lump in her throat. "Still, I feel like I should, I'm more disappointed in him that you will not be my Daughter-in-law." he says looking down before regaining himself, "what is that you would like to talk about?"
"I would like to take Naruto out of the Village on a Training trip to Uzu, so she can learn about her heritage as well." Kurenai Asks. "How long would you take Naruto out of the village? The man asked. "One month." getting a quick response.
Chapter 4 End
Sorry for the Late part but I got lost on the road of Life, Aka was Busy AF
D3adstarkill3r OUT!
