It was another apparently normal day in Dimmsdale, it was Saturday, so Timmy knew he wouldn't have to worry about school or anything like that, for that reason he decided to sleep until it's late, however, his fairies had other plans.
Cosmo and Wanda: Timmy, Timmy.
Seeing that he wouldn't wake up Cosmo had an idea, he poofed a bunch of speakers around Timmy's bed and then played a guitar, which made the boy fly out of his bed and hit the wall.
Timmy was still a little dazed after that, and he didn't look very happy, but soon, he noticed Cosmo and Wanda looking at him, they looked very happy.
Wanda: We have great news, Timmy.
Timmy: There's no encore?
Wanda: No, we were finally invited to Cupid's party.
Timmy: And I care about this why?
Wanda: Timmy, Cupid's parties are legendary in Fairy World, everybody who's anybody gets invited.
Cosmo: Yeah, but it looks like somebody who is anybody refused to go because we got invited, come on Timmy, let's party!
They poof to Cupid's house.
Timmy: Okay, I can see this is going to be a long day...
Even though he wasn't happy, Timmy knew that this was very important for his fairy godparents, so he decided he would stay there for a while, just to make them happy, but after a few seconds, he heard a voice that made him very happy.
Trixie: Hi Timmy.
Timmy: Trixie, you got invited too?
Trixie: Yeah, Blonda was so excited when she got the invitation, she even woke me up.
Timmy: Those two woke me up too, but I'm glad you're here, this day just got a lot better.
Both Timmy and Trixie were upset about being woken up early on a Saturday, and even though they didn't care about this party, they were happy to see each other, after all, they had been dating for a while.
Speaking of which, soon the host appeared, as usual, wearing a diaper, there he was, Cupid.
Cupid: Ladies, gentlemen and godchildren, welcome! This year my party is a magical and mysterious scavenger hunt throughout space and time. You'll have to find these items and put them here in these magic bags and then bring them here to have them counted. The godparent and godchild who bring me the most items on this list will win 30 seconds of rule-free wishes!
Timmy (reading the list): The biggest egg ever laid, container 07-9-B. Ha, with you by my side this is going to be a snap, we're the best team.
Even though she and Timmy were in love, sometimes Trixie's competitive spirit got the better of her, and this was one of those times.
Trixie: Fat chance! Timmy our love doesn't change, but for sure Blonda and I are the best team.
?: Or maybe none of you are.
Said a voice in a snobbish tone, it seemed to be a boy the same age as them, and when Timmy looked back, he saw him, that blond hair, white suit, black pants and red tie were unmistakable, Timmy and Trixie were standing in front of Remy Buxaplenty and his godparent Juandissimo.
Timmy: Remy Buxaplenty, you got invited too?
Trixie: So this is that rich kid who tried several times to separate and your fairies that you told me about Timmy?
Timmy: Yeah, that's him.
It was then that Remy approached Timmy and Trixie, and he seemed friendlier than usual.
Remy: Hi Turner, I know we've had our differences, but I want to wish you the best of luck.
Timmy: Um, thanks Remy.
Timmy was surprised by the rich kid's attitude, but thanked him anyway, however, that's when he showed his true colors.
Remy: For the rest of your LOSER life! Because after I win, I'm going to use my rule-free wishes to take your fairy godparents away from you.
Trixie and Remy already knew each other, she had seen him at several of those parties her mom made her go to when she was popular, and whenever they were alone, Remy would hit on her, but she obviously knew that was only because she he was popular, and when she heard him insulting Timmy, Trixie got angry.
Trixie: Hey, nobody calls my boyfriend a loser in front of me.
Remy: Oh, you're there too Trixie Tang. Why don't you ditch that bucktooth and go out with a richer, better-looking guy like me?
Trixie: First of all, my family is already the wealthiest in Dimmsdale so I couldn't care less about your money, second, would never date a boy like you, and third, forget about taking the fairies away from Timmy , because the five of us are going to win.
It was at that moment that Remy had an idea, an evil, disgusting idea, and he loved it.
Remy: You are so confident? How about we make a little bet, Turner? If I win, I'll take your fairies and your girlfriend away from you.
But Timmy wasn't interested in his proposal.
Timmy: Save your bad breath Remy.
Trixie: Timmy's right, he would never accept a ridiculous bet like that.
Remy: What's the matter Trixie? Scared?
Trixie (getting annoyed): What did you say?
Remy then starts clucking like a chicken, which makes Trixie even angrier, just as he wanted.
Trixie: HE ACCEPTS, AND WHEN WE WIN, YOU STOP BOTHERING US FOREVER!
Remy: Deal.
With no other options, Timmy decides to accept the bet, he knew they could win.
Timmy (sigh): Alright, let's do this.
They shake hands, meanwhile, Cosmo and Juandissimo were talking not far away.
Cosmo: You'll see man, you and Remy will never hunt more treasure than me, Wanda, Blonda, Trixie, and Timmy.
Just like his godchild, Juandissimo also had an idea of what to do to get what he always wanted.
Juandissimo: You're so confident, how about we make a bet for the beautiful hand of your beautiful wife?
Cosmo: No way, I would never risk Wanda's love on something as worthless as a bet.
Juandissimo: And that shiny nickel?
Cosmo: So shiny, so worth 5 cents... YOU'RE ON!
A few seconds later, the competition began.
Cupid: On your marks, ready, GO!
Being the cheater he is, Remy obviously wouldn't want to get a measly 30 seconds of rule-free wishes by playing fair, so he soon came up with a plan to eliminate his competitors.
Remy: I wish the other contestants were asleep.
Juandissimo raises his wand and puts the other contestants to sleep, except for Timmy and Trixie who were protected by anti-magic bubbles.
Timmy: Hey man, good thing my girlfriend reminded me to wish for anti-magic bubbles, now to the scavenger hunt!
They go through a portal and appear in dinosaur age.
Timmy: We're in dinosaur age.
Trixie: Well, the first item on the list is the biggest egg ever laid, so it's no surprise it's a dinosaur egg.
They didn't have to look far, as soon as they arrived they found some huge eggs.
Timmy: That was too easy.
Timmy takes an egg and puts it in their magic bag, but at that moment, a dinosaur attacks them.
Trixie: I WISH WE WERE OUT OF HERE!
Blonda raises her wand and they poof away to look for the next item on the list.
They reappear on the moon.
Timmy: The next item is the container 07-9-B from the Apollo 15 mission to the moon.
Trixie: How did you know that?
Timmy: I copied it from AJ's test once, it was the only question I got right.
Timmy then starts jumping across the moon until he finds the item.
Timmy: Zero gravity rocks!
Not knowing what was about to happen, Timmy took the item, and even mocked his opponent.
Timmy: Take that, Remy Buxaplenty!
Remy (arriving in a jetpack): Don't mind if I do.
And just like that, Remy takes the item from his opponent's hands and ties the game, Trixie gets mad at him, but he doesn't say anything.
Trixie: Hey, that's cheating.
Remy didn't even bother answering, he just poofed away to go after the next item.
Timmy: We don't have time for this, the next item is the biggest banana in the world, let's go.
They poof away and reappear in a city where a giant monkey was holding a huge banana.
Wanda: What now? How are we going to take the banana away from him?
Remy (flying in Juandissimo, who was disguised as a plane): Don't even worry your little soon-to-be-fairyless head about that, this is a job for the magic of money.
He says opening the door for a woman.
Woman: I don't know what kind of girl you think I am, but I don't go out with just any monkey.
He shows her a check, and she gets happy.
Woman: But from what I see, it's not just any monkey, okay, I'll distract him.
It was then that Trixie had an idea, if Remy could use money on his advantage so could she, and this is a game she wouldn't lose to him.
Trixie: Hold on! Whatever he's paying you, I'll pay you double to stay away from that monkey.
Woman (to Remy): Sorry buddy, that's life.
She gets off Remy's plane and Trixie pays her.
Remy: DARN IT!
Remy and Juandissimo poof away, leaving the way clear for Timmy and Trixie to get the banana, now they just had to get past the monkey.
Blonda: Alright, we got rid of them, now how we're gonna get the banana?
Fortunately, Timmy already knew what to do.
Timmy: Easy, I wish for an Italian plumber and a hammer.
Cosmo and Wanda grant Timmy's wish, and a plumber in a red suit, blue overalls and mustache appears in front of them, Timmy and Trixie are surprised to see that, as if they already knew that guy from somewhere.
Upon seeing the monkey, the plumber shakes his head and apologizes.
Plumber: Sorry kids, but I don't work with monkeys anymore, now I only deal with giant fire-breathing turtles.
Trixie: We'll give you a lot of spaghetti.
Hearing that, he got excited.
Plumber: Back off! I'll show that monkey who's boss.
He takes the hammer and starts jumping from building to building until he reaches the monkey and hits him with the hammer, which makes him drop the banana.
Timmy: Thanks, here's your spaghetti.
The fairies poof lots of spaghetti and give it to the plumber, which makes him very happy.
Plumber: Thank you, you're very good, see you next time!
He goes down a pipe.
Trixie: Okay, I'm sure I've seen this before, but never mind, it's 2-1 for us, now to Ireland, 15th century.
Timmy: Yeah and remember: leprechauns hate losing their pots of gold.
Some time later:
Leprechaun: Here you go laddie, a pot of Irish gold.
That item looked pretty easy, little did they know that things were about to get complicated.
Blonda: That was easy.
Leprechaun: It's the least I can do for poor Cosmo, too bad I heard about you.
Wanda: What are you talking about?
Wanda didn't understand what the leprechaun meant, but Cosmo did, it was something his wife shouldn't know, so while the leprechaun spoke, Cosmo tried to stop him.
Leprechaun: Didn't you know? Well, it says here that Cosmo was tense for betting his wife for 5 cents. If she knows, she'll be mad, if she goes, he'll be sad, I'm betting the pain is intense.
The leprechaun leaves, and Wanda gets very angry.
Wanda: YOU BET ME FOR A NICKEL?
Cosmo: But it was a shiny nickel.
Trixie (when seeing that Wanda was about to attack Cosmo): We don't have time for this, we have to go to France, 18th century.
They go to France, to Napoleon's house, but when they arrive, Remy has already taken the item, which is a Danish.
Timmy: Alright, it's 3-2 for us, if he takes the next one he'll only be able to tie.
Trixie: But he might try to cheat.
Blonda: You're right, we better be prepared.
Timmy: Never mind, let's just get the last item and win this game, to ancient Peru!
But when they get there, they only find Remy's limo.
Trixie: Look Timmy, Remy and his limo are already here.
Timmy: Let's, we have to find the Great Treasure of the Peruvian Pyramid before they do.
They enter the pyramid and see Remy looking at some precious stones.
Remy: Which one is the Great Treasure of the Peruvian Pyramid?
Juandissimo: It could be any of them, so let's take them all.
Remy and Juandissimo took all the stones, but at that moment, Timmy and Trixie arrived, and they knew that this was not the right treasure.
Trixie: I don't think so.
Remy: What do you mean Trixie?
Trixie: In all the movies with ancient treasures and pyramids, whenever someone steals a treasure a bunch of traps go off, which means the real treasure is... THIS.
She picks up something in the pyramid and a bunch of traps go off.
Timmy: Oh no, traps! I wish we were back at Cupid's house.
Trixie: Wait Timmy, you forgot the...
Before she can finish her sentence they are poofed back to Cupid's house.
Before leaving, Remy saw something on the floor that caught his attention.
Remy: Hey, what's that?... It's Turner's bag of items, that moron must have dropped it. You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to cheat! I'll take Turner's items and say they are mine, say goodbye to your fairies, Turner.
It seems that once again, Timmy's inattention put everyone in danger, because now, Remy had all the items, and was about to win the competition... Right?
Cupid: All right, all the contestants are back, now let's count the items, starting with you Remy Buxaplenty.
Remy: I have, the dinosaur egg, the container 07-9-B, the banana, the pot of gold, the Danish, and the Great Treasure of the Peruvian Pyramid, that is, all the items on the list, therefore I won. I'll take my rule-free wishes now.
Remy was very confident, he had all the items, there was no way he could lose, but after Cupid carefully analyzed the items, he glared angrily at the rich kid.
Cupid: I'm sorry, but you won't get any rule-free wishes young man, because four of these items ARE FAKE!
Remy: What?
Remy was really shocked, how was that possible? He clearly saw that was Timmy's bag, how could these items be fake? But Cupid wasn't in the mood for this.
Cupid: Nobody makes a fool out of Cupid, Remy Buxaplenty is disqualified!
Remy: But that's impossible, I wonder where the real items are?
It was at that moment that Timmy and Trixie revealed their plan, Timmy took off his hat, and revealed that the bag with the real items was underneath it.
Timmy: They're right here.
Remy was still shocked, but Trixie soon explained everything.
Trixie: We figured you'd try to cheat like you did to get the container 07-9-B, so we came up with this plan.
Cupid: Hmmm, Turner and Tang, you got the dinosaur egg, the banana, the pot of gold and the Great Treasure of the Peruvian Pyramid. (He reveals that the treasure was coffee beans). Since you did it as a duo, each one of you got two items.
Timmy: So who won?
Cupid: I did. And in that pot of gold...
To everyone's surprise, what was inside that pot wasn't gold, it was...
Trixie: Potatoes?
Cupid: To make hash browns, I'm gonna make the best hash browns, dinosaur omelet, banana, coffee and astro-orange drink ever! As for you Timmy and Trixie, you got your rule-free wishes.
Timmy and Trixie looked at each other, they knew exactly what they would wish for.
Timmy: Remy, you were really mean, and we should do to you what you wanted to do to me, but don't worry, we won't take your fairy godparent away from you.
Remy: Thanks.
Trixie: But we can't say the same about your family's fortune.
Remy: WHAT?
Timmy: Yeah, you think you're better than everyone else just because you have money so we're gonna take that away from you.
Timmy and Trixie: We wish Remy Buxaplenty's family was poor.
The three fairies grant the wish, after which Remy glares at his opponents.
Remy: One day I will get revenge on...
Trixie: No no no, remember our bet, you said if you lost you would never bother us again.
Remy: On second thought, maybe it wasn't a good idea to go up against both of them at the same time.
Remy returns home, but, since his family is no longer wealthy he has to move into the trailer park and live next to Chester.
Timmy and Trixie knew this wouldn't be the last time they saw the former rich kid, and when he returned he would want revenge, but until then, they could enjoy it.
However, looking at the items again, Timmy noticed something.
Timmy: Wait a minute, was that a scavenger hunt or we just did your grocery shopping Cupid?
Cupid: Well, a little of both, mostly the shopping part, you don't expect me to do my own shopping do you? Silly.
Timmy and Trixie looked at each other and then at the three fairies who raised their wands and poofed all the dangers they faced on that scavenger hunt.
Timmy and Trixie: GET HIM!
Having no other option, Cupid flew away as fast as he could, hoping to escape.
Cupid: Good thing I'm wearing a diaper... I'LL NEVER INVITE YOU GUYS AGAIN!
Meanwhile, Cosmo and Wanda were talking about the bet he and Juandissimo made, Cosmo believed that since they won, he was safe.
Cosmo: If we won, then we didn't lose, that means, I'm not in trouble.
Wanda: I'll answer that with a verse, two fairies had a thought on their heads, that a bet would decide who I'd wed, while their battled their bout, their big secret got out.
With a wave of her wand, Wanda poofs the same things that were chasing Cupid, and Juandissimo realized that they were in serious trouble.
Juandissimo: And now both of those morons are dead.
Cosmo: It's us? Truce?
Juandissimo: A very sexy truce... RUN!
They run away, but Cosmo sees a nickel on the ground, he takes the coin but gets crushed.
Cosmo: It was worth it...
Timmy: That's it, we put Remy Buxaplenty in his place.
Trixie: That's right Timmy, who does he think he is trying to break us up like that?
Writer: I agree with you Trixie and I know I've said this before but I loathe this ship, by far the worst ship on this show.
Timmy: I couldn't agree with you more, Mr. writer.
Trixie: Ok, but what about the next chapters?
Writer: The next chapter (the next few actually) are some of my favorites, and are considered by some fans to be the definitive ending of the show.
Trixie: What? No, you're not saying...
Writer: Yes, Channel Chasers is coming.
Timmy: This is gonna be awesome.
Blonda: What do you think will happen?
Wanda: Read and find out.
Cosmo: CONTINUES IN THE NEXT CHAPTER.