Several days after the events of the last chapter, Timmy went to Trixie's house with his fairy godparents, and when she opened the door she was happy to see them.
Timmy: Hi Trixie, Cosmo and Wanda and I are going skydiving, you and Blonda want to come with us?
Trixie: Sure! This sounds like fun.
A few minutes later, there they were, in Dimmsdale Park, Cosmo and Blonda were Timmy and Trixie's parachutes, respectively, and Wanda was the plane they were going to jump from.
Wanda: Ladies and gentlemen, this is your plane speaking. If you look to the right of my armpit, you'll see we're flying over Dimmsdale Park.
Finally, it was time for them to jump.
Timmy: Cool! Jeronimo!
Trixie: Wait for me!
They jump out of the plane, and open their parachutes, everything seems fine, but after a few seconds, Wanda sees something that catches her attention.
Wanda: Oh, what a beautiful baby!
When Cosmo hears that, he gets interested too.
Cosmo: Baby? Where?
As he says that, he poofs away, leaving Timmy in free fall, he doesn't even have time to wonder what happened.
Timmy: AAAAAAAAAHH!
Hearing her boyfriend's scream, Trixie rushed to the rescue, and just before Timmy hit the ground, she and Blonda caught him.
Trixie: Don't worry, we got you.
One more second, and Timmy would have crashed to the ground, luckily, Trixie and Blonda managed to save him just in time, but he was still confused, where did Cosmo go? And when he looked up at the sky, he saw that Wanda was gone too .
Timmy: Thanks for saving me you two. But where are Cosmo and Wanda?
Blonda: They're right there.
To everyone's surprise, Cosmo and Wanda were disguised as dogs, standing next to a woman with her baby, and the baby seemed interested in them.
Woman: You liked the weird green and pink dogs? So mommy buys you some, because you're the cutest baby in the world!
For some reason, when they heard the woman talking to the baby, Cosmo and Wanda started to cry, and at that moment, Timmy saw them.
Timmy: What got into you guys? You were supposed to be my parachute... I mean... Sit down.
He was a bit scared, as he realized the woman was looking at him, luckily, she didn't suspect anything.
Woman: Those hysterically whiny dogs are yours little boy?
Timmy: Yeah, they're super rare, they're... Drooling dogs.
Woman: Have they ever had puppies? I bet they would be the cutest drooling dogs in the world.
When the woman said that, Cosmo and Wanda started crying even harder.
Trixie: No ma'am, but we'll let you know if that happens.
After that, Timmy and Trixie tried skydiving several times, but the same thing always happened, Cosmo and Wanda poofed away out of nowhere, and Trixie and Blonda had to save Timmy.
After yet another failed attempt at skydiving, they landed in Timmy's room, and when they got there, they were surprised to see what Cosmo and Wanda were doing.
Blonda: Sister, don't get me wrong, I love spending time with you, but this way, it feels like I have to take care of two godchildren at the same time.
Timmy: Yeah, you guys are too distracted, and ignoring me.
Wanda: You heard someone speaking Cosmo?
Cosmo: No.
This was not normal, never, in over a year of being Timmy's fairy godparents, Cosmo and Wanda had ignored him like this.
Trixie: He's right, you guys are ignoring Timmy too much... Okay I used to ignore him too, and I probably still would if I hadn't defended him that day, but... Seriously guys, Even I didn't ignore him that much! What got into you? Knitting booties, and Cosmo in a diaper?
Timmy: Actually, he wears it all the time. But Wanda doesn't knit booties. Why do you guys get so distracted when you see a baby?
However, when they heard the last word, Cosmo and Wanda started crying.
Cosmo and Wanda (crying): Don't say the B-word!
Timmy: What? Baby?
Timmy clearly didn't hear what his fairies said, and spoke the word again, which made them cry even harder.
Cosmo and Wanda (crying): Why do you torture us?
It was then that Trixie realized, Cosmo and Wanda were like that because they liked babies, they may be godparents, but they also wanted to be parents.
Trixie: Sorry, but if you like babies so much, why don't you stop being babies and have your own baby?
Cosmo and Wanda (crying): She said the B-word three times!
Trixie tried to make Cosmo and Wanda feel better, but what she said only seemed to make them more upset, but soon, Blonda explained to them what was going on.
Blonda: It's because they can't.
Timmy and Trixie: What?
Blonda: Yeah, fairies can't have kids whenever they want.
Timmy: Why not?
Cosmo: It all started thousands of years ago, with the last baby born in Fairy World... ME!
Thousands of years ago in Fairy World:
Cosmo had just been born, and Jorgen came to see him, even the commander of Fairy World was delighted with the baby's cuteness.
Jorgen: Cootchie-cootchie-coo, you're so cute...
However, Cosmo was holding a magic rattle, and when Jorgen picked him up, Cosmo turned him into a bomb.
Jorgen then exploded, and destroyed part of Fairy World.
Jorgen: AND DEADLY!
Back to the present.
Cosmo: It's just that I was like, so cute, and so deadly, that after me, the supreme fairy council decided they didn't want anything like me to happen again.
Wanda: Also, fairies live forever, so there's no need for more of us to be born.
Cosmo: That's why we only have godchildren, to fill the void!
Timmy and Trixie really wanted to help Cosmo and Wanda have a child, the fairies always helped them when they needed it, now it was time for them to reciprocate, and after a few seconds, Trixie had an idea.
Trixie: What if Timmy and I wish you have a baby?
Blonda: Sweetie, I know your intentions are the best, but it's not that simple, you can't just wish for a baby... Can she?
Blonda then raises her wand, and poofs Da Rules, Timmy then starts to read.
Timmy (reading the book): Wishes that can't be granted: Winning competitions, interfering with love, killing people... No, nothing here says we can't.
Trixie: So what are we waiting for? Come on Timmy!
Timmy and Trixie: We wish Cosmo and Wanda would have a...
Jorgen: STOP!
Upon hearing this, they are poofed to Fort Jorgen.
Jorgen: I sense a disturbance in the fairy force, someone was about to wish for the B-word.
When he sees Timmy and Trixie he is not surprised.
Jorgen: Turner and Tang, I should have known.
Trixie: But there's nothing in Da Rules that prevents us from wishing it.
Jorgen: Ha, this is where you're wrong Trixie Tang, check this out.
Jorgen then raises his wand, and poofs Da Rules, he then puts on a pair of glasses, and begins to read.
Jorgen: You can't wish for money, kill people, interfere with love... OH DARN IT! I must have forgotten to include it in the book. Alright, you guys won, but you have...
By this point, Timmy had heard several speeches of this sort, and he didn't have the patience for another one.
Timmy: No idea what we're gona wish for, blah blah blah. Bad idea, blah blah blah. Never mind!
Timmy and Trixie: We wish Cosmo and Wanda would have a baby!
Cosmo, Wanda and Blonda raise their wands, but apparently nothing happened, which leaves the children confused.
Timmy: Hey, nothing happened.
Jorgen: Ha, that's where you're wrong Timmy Turner, your wish will come true, but that's just...
Timmy: The beginning, blah blah blah. We have no idea what we did, blah blah blah. It's gonna be terrible, blah blah blah...
Jorgen: LET ME FINISH!
A few days later, Timmy and Trixie came home from school, when they entered Timmy's room, the fairies didn't seem to be there.
Timmy: Cosmo, Wanda, we're back from school. So? Has my little brother/sister born yet?
But then, something no one expected happened, Cosmo appeared and threw up on Timmy.
Trixie: Cosmo, why did you do that?
Cosmo: Why did I do that? I'm pregnant!
When Timmy and Trixie heard that, shocked was an understatement for the reaction they had, they believed that Wanda would get pregnant, just like humans do, but... Ok, we better continue the story.
Timmy and Trixie: Okay, Earth boy and girl freaking out here.
Blonda: Oh kids, everyone knows that it is the man fairy who gives birth.
Timmy: Is it a boy or a girl?
Cosmo: At the moment it's just a pile of barf... Hey, I think I'll call him Bartholomew.
Trixie: And how long will it take for him/her to be born?
Wanda: Three months.
Timmy: No problem.
Timmy believed that he could handle these three months just fine, however, wherever they went, Cosmo always threw up on him, and always at the worst possible moments, and that made him gradually lose his patience.
Timmy: Has it been three months already?
Wanda: Almost... Three hours.
If Timmy thought things were already bad, it's because he didn't count on other things that came with Cosmo's pregnancy, like mood swings, and cravings, Timmy just didn't completely lose his mind, because he had Trixie by his side, and she helped him calm down.
Finally, three months passed, it was almost time for the big day.
Trixie: Hope you're okay Timmy, you've been through a hard time with Cosmo's pregnancy.
Timmy: Yeah, those sure weren't the best days of my life, but it'll be worth it when my nice little brother or sweet little sister is born... Plus, it can't get any worse.
Nothing could prepare Timmy for what he was about to see, when he entered the bathroom he saw a bunch of fairies in there, before he could ask what was going on someone explained to him.
Mamma Cosma: The first baby shower of Fairy World in thousands of years.
Trixie: Um, Timmy... Who is this again?
Blonda: This is Mamma Cosma, Cosmo's mother who tries to do everything for him and my sister to break up. She is also the biggest gossip in Fairy World.
Mamma Cosma: Bite your tongue.
Wanda: Timmy, it's a tradition for the godchild to throw the pregnant godparent a party.
Timmy: Okay then, what do I have to do?
Cosmo: Not much, look.
Cosmo then gives Timmy a scroll with all the things he has to do, and as he unrolls the scroll, Timmy is shocked to see that it was going from the bathroom, to the front of his house.
Trixie: Don't worry Timmy, I'll help you.
Some time later, Timmy and Trixie had finally taken care of all the things that were on that scroll, now everything would be fine, wouldn't it?
Timmy: Okay, I think we're done.
Trixie: There's one thing I still don't understand, why did you choose Timmy's bathroom?
Mamma Cosma: Baby, shower, hello!
Jorgen: Also, it's the most private room in the house, I don't want the news of the baby to get out yet.
Timmy: Why not?
Jorgen: The magic of a fairy baby is unstable and very powerful, when it's raised by good fairies, its magic is good and brings happiness to the universe. Now, when a fairy baby is raised by anti-fairies or pixies, its magic can be used for evil. Therefore, Cosmo and the baby must be protected at all costs!
Cosmo: Timmy, I'm hungry, I want something that doesn't make me sick, like a fireball burrito.
Timmy: Okay, right away.
Timmy goes to get Cosmo a burrito, but halfway there, Jorgen calls out to him.
Jorgen: Turner, where's the music? I want to dance.
Timmy: Oh yeah, the music.
Timmy then goes to take care of the music, but at that moment, Cosmo calls him again.
Cosmo: Timmy, my special day can't start without a burrito (he gets mad and turns into the Hulk). WHERE IS MY BURRITO?
Timmy: AAAAAAAAAHHHH! Here it is.
Cosmo: I DON'T WANT A BURRITO, THEY MAKE ME FAT (he throws up on Timmy). Sorry.
Jorgen: Now it's time for the games!
Timmy: Games, what games?
Mamma Cosma: They're right here on the list.
Mamma Cosma then gives Timmy and Trixie the list of games, and Trixie starts reading.
Trixie (reading the list): Tacking the tail on the bucktooth servant and his girlfriend... Oh no.
During the game, Cosmo tried several times to tack tails on Timmy and Trixie, but he always missed.
Cosmo: I won? I won? I won? I won?
That was the last straw, Timmy's patience was already on the line, but now, it's gone for good.
Timmy: THAT'S ENOUGH! I'm tired of this! No more baby showers, no more mood swings, no more cravings...
Before Timmy can finish talking, Cosmo throws up on him again, which only makes the kid angrier.
Timmy: AND NO MORE THROWING UP ON ME. I WISH COSMO WOULD GET LOST!
Cosmo: Fine, if that's what you want I'll take my baby, this burrito, and go!
When Timmy said that, Cosmo got angry too, so he poofed away without a second thought.
Jorgen: Turner, do you have any idea what you just did? You have put the universe in great danger! If the baby's magic fell into the wrong hands, it would be so dangerous that I'd have to make up a word, it would be... DOOMONGOUS!
Timmy regretted his words as soon as he said them, it's true that he was angry at Cosmo at that moment, but that doesn't mean that Timmy wanted him to have the baby far from his family.
Timmy: I'm sorry, I didn't mean to do that, I was just tired of Cosmo throwing up on me.
Trixie: We have to find him.
Thus, Timmy, Trixie and the fairies go all over the world to look for Cosmo, but alas, no one was able to find him.
Timmy: He's not here at home.
Trixie: He's not anywhere in Dimmsdale.
Mamma Cosma: He's not in Fairy World, nor in his room, which is ready for when he decides to leave Wanda.
Cupido: He's not in Rio, but I'm still looking.
Jorgen: Oh darn it!
Timmy: What? You remembered something?
Jorgen: No, I should have gone to Rio!
Things were getting complicated, Cosmo was nowhere to be seen, but then Trixie had an idea.
Trixie: We've already searched the entire planet, and Cosmo isn't in it or in Fairy World... Are there other worlds we can search?
Jorgen: That's what I was afraid of.
Timmy: What? You remembered somewhere?
Jorgen: No, it's that stupid burrito!
Wanda: You're right Trixie, there are other worlds we can search. Patio World, Mattress World, News World, Anti-fairy World, Pixie World...
When Wanda mentions those last two, she looks scared, and that's when Timmy gets an idea of where Cosmo might be.
Timmy: Anti-fairy World, that's it! They must have captured Cosmo to use the baby's magic to take over the universe. This was my fault, I'll save him.
Trixie: I'll go with you.
Wanda and Blonda: We're going too.
Wanda and Blonda raise their wands, and poof a bunch of magic bazookas.
Timmy: So that's the plan: We come in wrecking everything, and order them to hand over the baby, if they say no, we shoot them.
Trixie: That's not a smart plan.
Timmy: You got a better one? Come on.
Meanwhile, all the anti-fairies were in Anti-Cosmo's castle, they seemed to be having some kind of dinner party.
Anti-Cosmo: All right, next subject: universal domination, any ideas? Don't be shy, there's no wrong answer.
Anti-Fairy: We can take an elephant and get him to stomp on places.
Anti-Cosmo: Sorry, wrong answer.
Anti-Cosmo certainly didn't like the suggestion given by that anti-fairy, and for that reason, he pressed a button that sent it flying.
Anti-Cosmo: Come on folks, think, the idea for universal domination won't bust through our door.
At that moment, Timmy and the others arrive and destroy the door, and Timmy points his bazooka at Anti-Cosmo.
Timmy: Freeze, anti-fairies, we know you kidnapped Cosmo and our baby fairy, and plan to use his/her uncontrollable magic to take over the universe.
But unfortunately, the anti-fairies didn't know anything, and when Timmy said that, Anti-Cosmo became interested, finally they had a plan to take over the universe.
Anti-Cosmo: What? Cosmo is having a baby and can we use his/her uncontrollable magic to take over the universe?
Timmy, Trixie, and the fairies: Um... No?!
Anti-Cosmo: Quick, anti-fairies, soar through the sky and find Cosmo, so we can take over the universe.
Trixie figured that Timmy's approach wouldn't work, and when she saw all the anti-fairies leave to look for Cosmo, she was sure.
Trixie: Very discreet, Timmy. Well, if he's not here, he must be in Pixie World, let's go!... And let me do the talking this time.
And so, Timmy and the others went to Pixie World, a gray place full of boring things, that place was so boring, it made even Crocker's classes seem interesting.
The pixies were all in their boss HP's office, they seemed to be having some sort of business meeting.
HP: All right guys, next subject: universal domination, any ideas? Don't be shy, there's no wrong answer.
Pixie: We can take an elephant and get him to stomp on places.
HP: Sorry, wrong answer.
What's the deal with "taking an elephant and getting him to stomp on places"? It seems that all magical creatures thought of that, and just like Anti-Cosmo, HP didn't like that suggestion, so he pressed a button and sent the other pixie flying.
HP: Come on guys, think, the idea for universal domination won't bust through our door.
Suddenly, Timmy and the others arrive and destroy the door.
Trixie: Freeze, pixies, we know that you kidnapped Cosmo and our fairy baby.
Before Trixie has time to say anything else, Anti-Cosmo and the other anti-fairies appear, smashing through the back door.
Anti-Cosmo: And plan to use his/her uncontrollable magic to take over the universe.
However, just like the anti-fairies, the pixies had no idea, and HP was interested in that conversation, that was exactly what they needed.
HP: What? Cosmo is having a baby and can we use his/her uncontrollable magic to take over the universe?
Timmy, Trixie, fairies and anti-fairies: Um... No?!
HP: Quick, pixies, to the limousines! We have to find Cosmo so that we can take over the universe.
Anti-Cosmo: Not if we find him first.
Both the anti-fairies and the pixies fly off to look for Cosmo, as for our heroes? They were running out of ideas.
Trixie: What now? We don't know where else to look for him.
Timmy: I wonder where he went, I just wish he'd get lost... Could it be...
Wanda: It's worth a try, come on.
Timmy had an idea where Cosmo might be, and Wanda poofed them there.
The place that Timmy thought was a forest, and although it didn't make sense, Cosmo really was there, everyone was relieved to see him.
Timmy: Cosmo! What are you doing here?
Cosmo: It was your best wish ever, I got lost in nature, I'm so happy! no cravings, no mood swings, I didn't even throw up (he throws up on Timmy). Sorry.
Timmy: Cosmo I'm so sorry, can you ever forgive me?
Luckily for everyone, Cosmo's anger at Timmy didn't last long either, if anything, he was happy that his family was back together.
Cosmo: ... Come here.
They hug, but suddenly, Timmy and the others are kicked away.
Timmy: Hey, if you forgive us why did you kick us?
Cosmo: It wasn't me, it was the baby, I think he/she is about to be born.
When Cosmo said that, Wanda got emotional.
Wanda: Oh you heard that? The baby will be born...
However, when remembering everything that was happening, this emotion soon turned into panic.
Timmy, Trixie, Wanda and Blonda: THE BABY WILL BE BORN!
Cosmo on the other hand, didn't understand why his wife was so nervous, that was the happiest moment of their lives, so he tried to calm her down.
Cosmo: Don't worry, there's nothing to worry about, let's go to the hospital to enjoy this beautiful moment.
A few seconds later, they were in the hospital, and all the calm that Cosmo was feeling before disappeared, he was lying on a bed, and it looked like he was in a lot of pain.
Cosmo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH! THIS IS NOT A BEAUTIFUL MOMENT!
Fortunately, Fairy World's greatest doctor, Dr. Rip Studwell was there to help him.
Dr. Rip: Don't worry Cosmo, everything is looking fantastic... On me. You on the other hand look like you're in a lot of pain.
Cosmo: No... A child birth... Is... Wonderful...
Dr. Rip: Fear not Cosmo, Dr. Rip Studwell is on the case. Now, does anyone here know how to deliver a fairy baby?
When Timmy and Trixie heard that, they got really angry, Rip was the doctor, he was supposed to know what to do.
Timmy and Trixie: You mean...YOU DON'T KNOW HOW?
Dr. Rip: Kids, a fairy baby hasn't been born in thousands of years, no one knows how.
Trixie: There must be something we can do to get the baby out of him.
Timmy: Can't we just wish it out?
Dr. Rip: Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, as far as I know, baby delivering is a highly intrigating and complexicated medical procedure, you can't just wish it out... Can he?
It might not be the most effective solution, but Cosmo was in a lot of pain, he wanted the baby out of him as soon as possible.
Cosmo: I'm a very uncomplexicated person! Wish it out, WISH IT OUT!
Timmy and Trixie: We wish the baby was out.
Immediately, Wanda and Blonda raised their wands and an angelic chorus was heard, after a few seconds, Cosmo was holding a beautiful round baby with purple eyes.
Baby: Poof.
Everyone was enchanted by the cuteness of that baby, and Timmy was still curious.
Timmy: It's a boy or a girl? It's a boy or a girl? I want to know, I need to know.
Dr. Rip: Good question, I'll take him/her outside where the light is better to find out.
Doctor Rip picks up the baby, and tries to take it outside, it didn't look too suspicious, after all, he was the doctor, but before he left, Jorgen stopped him.
Jorgen: Not so fast Dr. Rip Studwell, or should I say... ANTI-COSMO!
Everyone is shocked to see that, now everything made sense, that's why the doctor didn't know how to deliver the baby, it's because that wasn't a real doctor.
Jorgen: Good thing I was here to save the baby from your evil clutches, now I'm going to take him/her outside where the light is better to...
Jorgen tries to take the baby outside, but now, it was Anti-Cosmo's turn to intervene.
Anti-Cosmo: Not so fast Jorgen, or should I say... PIXIES IN A JORGEN DISGUISE!
Again, another shock for our heroes, the one who had saved the baby only did that so he could capture the baby.
HP: Darn it! I thought this Jorgen costume would work.
Sanderson: Well, it did get us into that club in Rio.
At that moment, another fairy appeared, it was none other than one of the baby's grandmothers, Mamma Cosma.
Mamma Cosma: Give me my grandchild, now I'll take him/her outside where the light is better and...
Again, she tries to take the baby, but then, Jorgen (this time the real one) appears to stop her.
Jorgen: Not so fast Mamma Cosma, or should I say...
Jorgen thought that wasn't the real Mamma Cosma, but just another trick by the villains, so he grabbed her hair and started pulling it, but the "disguise" didn't come off.
Jorgen: This wig is well glued...
Taking advantage of the confusion, Blonda picked up her newborn nephew/niece, and handed it into Wanda's arms.
Blonda: Stay away from my nephew/niece!
Wanda: You guys have no idea how to keep it warm, loved and... AAAAAAAAAAHHH! THE BABY IS GONE!
When Wanda looks at what she was holding, she and Blonda are shocked to see that the baby wasn't with them, luckily it was safe, Timmy and Trixie knew exactly where it was.
Timmy: Hey look, the baby is gone.
Trixie: You guys should go outside where the light is better and look for it.
Baby: Poof poof.
The baby was hidden under Timmy's shirt, however, that sound gave away its location.
Jorgen: Hey, his puny chest just "poof poofed"! give me the baby, Turner! Its magic must be used for good.
Anti-Cosmo: Give me the baby, Turner!
HP and Sanderson: It's magic must be used for evil.
Mamma Cosma: Oh give me the baby, I just want to pinch its cheeks.
And so, Jorgen, Mamma Cosma, Anti-Cosmo, HP and Sanderson surround Timmy and the others, meanwhile, Cupid was there playing tense music on a piano.
Cupid: The music was much better in Rio de Janeiro.
Timmy: That's it guys, end of part 1.
Trixie: Will Timmy, the fairies and I make it out without our baby being taken?
Blonda: What do you think will happen?
Wanda: Read and find out.
Cosmo: CONTINUES IN THE NEXT CHAPTER.