As we all know, Timmy and Trixie made a lot of enemies, from normal humans, to evil magical beings who wanted to take over the universe. But together, they always prevailed.
One of those enemies was Dark Laser. He was originally a villain in a movie named Space Wars, but Timmy brought him to life with a magical copier. And since that day, he has tried several times to destroy the Earth.
Both Timmy and Trixie had fought him several times, naturally he was no match for them, but the villain was persistent, and after a long time, he attacked again.
Dark Laser: I am back! HUHUHUAHAHAHAHA! I AM BACK, I AM BACK! And this time I will finally destroy the Earth!
Dark Laser was in his ship known as the Death Ball, and he was confident that this time he would succeed, he then pressed a button, and a huge laser cannon fired at the Earth.
However, at that moment, Timmy and Trixie were on the playground, and as the laser approached, they heard an alarm go off. Both already knew exactly what was going on.
Timmy: Oh no, not again! I wish there was a giant mirror in front of the Earth.
Upon hearing Timmy's wish, Cosmo and Wanda raise their wands, and poof a giant mirror in front of the Earth.
The laser is then reflected in the mirror, and goes back to the Death Ball, destroying the ship, and making Dark Laser very angry.
The next day, the villain decided to try again, this time placing several laser cannons in Earth's orbit.
Dark Laser: Time for the laser cannons in Earth's orbit.
But before Earth was destroyed, Timmy and Trixie (who were on the beach building a sandcastle) heard that same alarm.
Trixie: Oh don't even think about it. I wish the Earth would go to the other side of the sun.
Quickly, Blonda raises her wand, and grants the girl's wish, poofing the Earth to the other side of the sun.
When the cannons fire, they actually hit the Death Ball again.
Even angrier, Dark Laser decides to try again the next day, this time using his most powerful laser, now there really would be no escape.
Dark Laser: It's time for the super giant laser of destruction!
However, before the laser was activated, Timmy and Trixie were watching a movie, but again, they heard that alarm, this was getting annoying already.
Timmy and Trixie: We wish the laser in the Death Ball was a self-destruct hammer.
The fairies then raise their wands, and turn the laser into a hammer, which hits the Death Ball, and destroys it again.
Dark Laser was so angry, you could see smoke coming out of his head, it couldn't stay like this, he had never failed to destroy a planet before. Desperate, he asks his henchmen for help.
Dark Laser: I WANT TO KNOW WHY ALL MY ATTEMPTS TO DESTROY THE EARTH FAIL!
Fortunately for him, the henchmen were already working on it, they were analyzing each of the villain's defeats, and realized that they all have something in common.
Henchman 1: After much analysis, we came to the conclusion that there are two reasons why you can't destroy Earth.
Henchman 2: Yes, and they have a first and last name. Timmy Turner, and Trixie Tang.
Henchman 3: We deduce that those colorful shape-shiffting objects are actually the kids' source of power, that's why they always know your next move ahead of time.
Now it all made sense, it was all the work of those meddling children. But the villain still had one more doubt.
Dark Laser: And how do I destroy them?
Henchman 1: You don't, rather than fighting them and losing, have them join us.
As the old saying goes: if you can't beat them, join them. If Dark Laser could get Timmy and Trixie to join him, surely nothing in the universe could stop him.
Dark Laser: Yes, of course! Making Turner and Tang my evil apprentices. But first I have to speak to my most trustworthy adviser.
The advisor Dark Laser was referring to was none other than Flipsie, the toy dog that Timmy also brought to life with the magic copier. He really loved that dog, it was kind of creepy.
Dark Laser: What do you think Flipsie? Flip once to recruit Turner and Tang, and twice to destroy them.
Basically, all Flipsie did was flipping, and this time was no different, but since he only flipped once, Dark Laser knew what to do.
A few days later, someone rings the doorbell at Timmy's house, and his parents answer.
Dark Laser: Hello, I'm Professor Laser, and I'm here to offer your son I can't destroy, a scholarship to Darkmouth University.
Dark Laser was wearing a blue suit, and there was a ship right above them. However, before Timmy's parents can say anything, Timmy appears, holding Cosmo and Wanda disguised as lightsabers.
Timmy: Stand back mom and dad!
Dark Laser: We meet again, Timmy Turner.
They were about to fight, but Timmy's parents intervened.
Timmy's Mom: Calm down Timmy, this nice scary man with a toy just like yours, is offering to pay for your college.
Dark Laser: Yes, and I would like to take you and your son on a visit to the university. But first, we have to get our other student.
They then went to Trixie's house to talk to her parents, and just like Timmy's parents, they were quickly convinced.
Dark Laser then took the two children, and their parents to the Death Ball. At first the parents are a little confused, they didn't expect anything like that.
Timmy's Mom: So... Timmy and Trixie are going to college on a wrecked space station?!
Dark Laser: Here at Darkmouth, we value grades, not looks.
Timmy's Dad: And, you're gonna pay for everything so we don't have to, right?
Dark Laser: Yes.
Timmy and Trixie's parents: We love free college!
Trixie's Dad: Don't get me wrong, we have the money to send our daughter, and even Timmy, to any college, but... Please, this is free college we're talking about.
Timmy's Dad: I like the way you think my friend.
And so, Timmy and Trixie's parents return to Earth, as Timmy's dad was friends with Trixie's dad, and now that they had money to spare, they would probably spend time together, which gave Dark Laser the perfect opportunity. to execute his plan.
That is, if Timmy and Trixie didn't cut him to pieces first, because as soon as their parents left, they grabbed their fairies (which were disguised as lightsabers) and pointed them at Dark Laser.
Knowing he had no chance against them, the villain soon surrendered.
Dark Laser: I don't want to fight you Timmy and Trixie, I want you to join me, and together, we will rule the universe.
Trixie: We will NEVER join you!
Dark Laser: Just listen to me. Once you get a taste of the dark power, you won't want anything else. See, you can do cool stuff LIKE THIS!
Dark Laser then shows the kids some of his dark power by levitating some of his robots, he then slams the robots into each other, and throws them out of the ship.
But still, Timmy and Trixie don't seem impressed.
Timmy: Okay, I'll admit, that's pretty cool. But we have all the power we need.
Timmy then uses his lightsaber, and destroys several robots, and Trixie does the same thing.
Really, that would be more difficult than the villain imagined, but he still had an ace up his sleeve.
Dark Laser: Yes, but your powers last forever like the dark power?
That sentence left the children a little interested, after all, they knew that their fairy godparents would go away forever if they told the secret, and even if they didn't, they could keep them until 18 years old at most.
Fortunately, the fairies were there to warn the children.
Wanda: Don't listen to him, it's a trick!
Dark Laser: It's no trick. I'm willing to offer a 24-hour demonstration of the dark power...
And so Dark Laser shows Timmy and Trixie his idea, he presses a button, and reveals two Timmy and Trixie dolls wearing dark suits.
Dark Laser: If you're not convinced they're the coolest powers, return the suits, and I'll never attack the Earth again.
Both Timmy and Trixie were already tired of the villain attacking the Earth all the time, so just for that reason, so that he would stop bothering them, they accepted.
The other day, Timmy and Trixie went to school, and they were bot wearing their dark suits, these suits were similar to those of Dark Laser, including a hat and a headband of those colors.
The children didn't seem very optimistic about this new experience, but the fairies were very worried.
Blonda: This is a huge waste of time, there's no way dark power is better than fairy power.
Trixie: Yeah, but if we want Dark Laser to stop trying to destroy the Earth, we have to wear this suits for 24 hours...
They clearly weren't too happy about having to wear those dark suits, plus everyone in the school was giving them weird looks as they floated through the halls. However, after floating for some time, Timmy ended up bumping into none other than Francis, and the bully smiled when he saw him.
Francis: Hey Turner, you're looking kinda cool, but I'm gonna hit you so hard your foot will land on your ear.
Now was a good opportunity for him to test his new powers, Timmy then used his telekinesis to trap Francis, and started throwing him against the wall, and the lockers, until the bully could barely stand.
Seeing how easy it was to deal with Francis now, Timmy started to change his mind, maybe Dark Laser was right.
Timmy: I gotta admit, that is one cool power.
Wanda: Big deal. Fairy powers can beat down bullies just as well as dark powers can, watch.
Wanda then raises her wand, and levitates Francis again, this time slamming him into the lockers.
Cosmo: Yeah, and we can even make him naked!
Cosmo then raises his wand, and poofs Francis' clothes away, when the boy sees that he has no clothes, he screams like a girl, and hides inside the locker.
But Timmy and Trixie didn't seem impressed by that.
Cosmo: Can your dark powers do that?
Timmy: No, but I didn't like seeing Francis naked.
Indeed, that scene would appear in Timmy and Trixie's nightmares for a long time to come, and to forget about it, Trixie was reading the book that came with the dark suits.
Trixie (reading the book): And here it says we can use dark power to win competitions. Fairy power can do that?
Fairies: Um... No...
Timmy then enters the room where the science fair was being held, and inside, Tad and Chad were bragging about their projects, Tad was standing next to a robot, while Chad was surfing a wave, and when they saw the bucktooth boy, they they didn't miss opportunity to mock him.
Tad (sarcastically): Nice toilet paper project, huh Turner.
Chad: There's no way you can beat the expensive experiments that our parents paid real scientists to do for us.
Crocker: Turner, once again, you have the worst project of the science fair.
While the rich kids laughed, Timmy was not intimidated, he used his dark powers, and made Chad's wave destroy all other projects, including Tad's robot, and thus, his project was the only one left.
Crocker: Now you have the only project of the science fair...
Crocker was the judge for the science fair, and the last thing he wanted was to give his archenemy an award, but given the circumstances, he had no choice.
Crocker: It hurts me to give you that medal... It really hurts...
Reluctantly, Crocker gives Timmy the medal, but Timmy wasn't done having fun yet, he used his dark powers, and sent Crocker flying.
Crocker: THAT HURTS MORE!
Timmy: Trixie, did you see this? I won the science fair.
Trixie: Yes I did Timmy, it was amazing!
Blonda: Yeah, but he cheated.
Timmy: Yeah, but I won. Dark powers are cool!
Cosmo: But you still can't make Crocker naked.
Cosmo then raises his wand, and poofs Crocker's clothes away.
Crocker: AAAAAAAAAAAHH! I'M NAKED!
We couldn't tell who was more scared, Crocker being naked in the hallway, or the kids seeing him naked in the hallway.
Timmy had already used his dark powers several times today, but for now, Trixie was just watching, but that was about to change when her former best friend Veronica came to mock her.
Veronica: Hello girl who is much richer than me but nowhere near my popularity because she dates a pink-hatted bucktooth weirdo.
Trixie didn't even respond to Veronica's teasing, she knew exactly what to do.
Trixie (controlling Veronica with her dark powers): I'm ugly, stupid, and I've had a crush on Elmer since kindergarten.
Veronica (being controlled by Trixie): I'm ugly, stupid, and I've had a crush on Elmer since kindergarten... WHAT? Why did I say that?
Trixie (controlling Veronica with her dark powers): Actually, I'm gonna kiss him right now, in front of everyone.
Veronica (being controlled by Trixie): Actually, I'm gonna kiss him right now, in front of everyone.
Veronica then goes towards Elmer, and kisses him in front of everyone, which makes everyone in the school laugh at her.
Timmy: Wow, that was awesome! I bet after that, people will laugh at Veronica for the rest of the year.
Cosmo: Yeah, but he still couldn't make her n...
Cosmo was about to do to Veronica what he had done to Francis and Crocker, but this time, Wanda interfered.
Wanda: Now you're going too far Cosmo.
Later, Timmy and Trixie were in the cafeteria, and much to the fairies' dismay, all they talked about was how much fun they were having with their dark powers.
Timmy: I don't know about you Trixie, but I'm loving having dark powers.
Trixie: Me too, dark powers are cool!
Wanda: I think we're in danger...
Wanda had reason to be scared, Timmy and Trixie were acting in a completely different way, and she knew that this was just the beginning, if something wasn't done soon, they could lose their godchildren forever.
Later, Timmy and Trixie went to their homes, but they agreed to meet later to play with their dark powers.
Trixie walked back to her house, still wearing the dark suit, and as soon as she entered, she saw her mom, who didn't like the clothes her daughter was wearing.
Trixie's Mom: What are these clothes?
Trixie: Oh that... It's just the college uniform.
Trixie's Mom: Oh, I see... But please refrain from wearing it outside of college, okay? These colors don't suit you.
Trixie just ignored her mom, and went to her room.
Trixie's Mom: Hey, what are you doing?
Trixie: Well, I'm going to Timmy's in a little while.
Trixie's Mom: Really? For what?
As everyone knows, Trixie's mom doesn't like Timmy one bit, and hates the fact that Trixie loves him, but now that they were going to college together, there wasn't much she could do. But she still wanted to avoid Timmy and Trixie spending time together, and this attitude was starting to make the girl angry.
Trixie: Nothing, we'll just talk about a college subject called... IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!
Trixie then uses her telekinesis, and violently throws her mom into the wall, the impact was so strong that she fainted, and Blonda was shocked to see that.
Blonda: Trixie dear, what was that? W... What are you doing?
Trixie: I'll just brush my hair, and then I'm going to Timmy's house. Knowing his parents, I think they spent his college fund on motorcycles or something like that, so they'll leave the house and leave Timmy with Vicky. Then Timmy and I can have fun with her, if you know what I mean.
Blonda was getting more and more worried, while Vicky probably deserved what Timmy and Trixie thought of doing to her, the kids were getting out of hand.
On impulse, Blonda did the first thing that came to her mind, she raised her wand, and cast a spell at Trixie's mirror.
Trixie was brushing her hair, however, little by little, she noticed her reflection in the mirror changing, and when she looked again, she screamed in fear.
The image she saw in the mirror, it was her and Timmy, they were wearing their dark suits, however, there was something different about them, their eyes, instead of blue, were red, and both had a devilish smile on their face, moreover, they were seated on a throne as emperor and empress of the universe.
Ahead of them were their parents, friends, and basically everyone they knew, who were now nothing more than slaves, plus their fairy godparents, those who had always been with them, were trapped and having their magic drained.
Trixie was terrified to see that, she knew that it was thanks to the dark suits, they would transform her and Timmy into ruthless rulers who would rule the universe with an iron fist, something had to be done to prevent that from happening.
Trixie: That's not me...
The girl then looks at the clock, and sees that 24 hours had passed, so she immediately takes off her dark suit.
Trixie: THAT'S NOT ME!
Blonda is very happy that her plan had worked, Trixie was back, now they needed to get Timmy back.
Blonda: I'm proud of you darling, you've overcome the dark power.
Trixie: We don't have much time, we have to talk to Timmy.
Meanwhile, Timmy was at his house, and as expected, his parents had really called Vicky, and Timmy had already used his dark powers to make her hit herself with a frying pan, and bring him some hot chocolate.
Wanda: Okay, it's been 24 hours, time to take off the dark suit and give it back to Dark Laser.
Timmy: But Timmy liked the dark power, dark powers are cool.
Wanda: Timmy, you're gonna have to choose right now. Which power do you prefer?
Cosmo: Yeah, you want cool dark powers that last forever, and give you the ability to rule the universe and everything in it? Or lame fairy powers, which is limited and will last another 8 years at best?
Wanda (controlling Cosmo with magic): I think I'll hit myself with the frying pan now.
Cosmo (being controlled by Wanda): I'll hit myself with the frying pan now.
Cosmo then poofs a frying pan, and starts hitting himself with it, however, a few seconds later, Timmy gets a call, it was Dark Laser, he wanted to see Timmy right now.
Unfortunately for Trixie, when she and Blonda arrived at his house, he was gone.
Trixie: Oh no, we're late. Blonda, we have to go to the Death Ball.
A few seconds later, Timmy was at the Death Ball, and the reason Dark Laser had called him was for his graduation party.
Dark Laser: Congratulations Timmy Turner, you are the first and only graduate of Darkmouth University. Too bad your girlfriend didn't make it... Anyway, your first act as a graduate will be to destroy the Earth!
Timmy: Yes, my lord.
Dark Laser: Great! Now press that button, and Earth goes bye-bye. HUHUHUHAHAHAHA! EARTH GOES BYE-BYE, PRESS THE BUTTON.
Wanda: Timmy no! You can't destroy the Earth think about the people. Think about Cosmo, Poof and me...
Timmy didn't seem to hear what his fairies were saying anymore, he was slowly approaching the button to destroy the Earth, but at that moment, Trixie appeared.
Trixie: Okay Dark Laser, party's over!
Dark Laser: You're too late Trixie Tang, you can't stop me now.
Trixie: Don't get ahead of yourself. Even if I'm alone, I can defeat you just fine.
Dark Laser: Right, but can you defeat... Him?
"Him" the villain was referring to was obviously Timmy, who was getting closer and closer to the button, but it was then that he saw that Trixie was there too.
Dark Laser: Turner, your girlfriend is against us. What are you gonna do about it?
Timmy then took his lightsaber (it wasn't his fairies anymore, it was a red lightsaber now) and walked towards Trixie, she was reluctant but took her lightsaber (Blonda) to defend herself.
Trixie: Timmy, I'm not gonna fight you!
And then, the surprise, Timmy attacked Trixie with his lightsaber, but the girl managed to block the attack.
Trixie: That's not you. The Timmy Turner I knew and fell in love with would never try to hurt me. You have to open your eyes, Timmy, you're not like that, you're a average kid...
Cosmo: That no one understands... What? It makes great lyrics for a song.
Trixie: Trust me, I know what happens, and you wouldn't want to know, Timmy, you can't do that!
Timmy was about to press the button, but when he heard what Trixie was saying, he hesitated.
Timmy: I... I... I WON'T!
To everyone's surprise, Timmy ripped the button from the control panel, making it impossible to destroy the Earth, and Dark Laser was shocked, and very angry.
Trixie: It was like I said, we would never join you Laser.
Timmy: Exactly, and you promised you would never attack the Earth again if we returned the suits, and here they are.
Indeed, both Timmy and Trixie had brought their dark suits, and according to what Dark Laser said, he should now stop trying to destroy the Earth, but, of course, he wasn't going to keep his word.
Dark Laser: There's one more detail about the dark power that I forgot to mention. You can lie till you pout, tell 'em Flipsie.
Flipsie just flips, however, that was a big mistake the villain made. At that very moment, Timmy and Trixie put their dark suits back on, and the fairies turned into robots that shoot lasers.
Robot: Now they have dark power, and those colorful creatures.
Dark Laser: Yeah, I should have taken the suits back before I threatened them, but WHAT THE HECK!
And so, the fight started, despite being outnumbered, Timmy, Trixie and the fairies were easily overcoming Dark Laser's army.
Basically, Timmy and Trixie used their telekinesis to throw the enemies away, while the fairies poofed a lot of cages to trap all the robots.
However, in the midst of the confusion, they ended up forgetting Dark Laser, who manages to recover the button, and put it back in its place.
Dark Laser: Turner and Tang, you may have defeated my army, but you can't save your planet. Right Flipsie?... HUHUHUHUHAHAHAHAHA! DESTROY THE EARTH!
When he presses the button, a huge laser shoots out of the Death Ball's eyes, and heads towards the Earth, while Timmy's parents are riding motorcycles.
But that was nothing the kids couldn't handle.
Trixie (sigh): I wish the laser was in reverse...
Blonda raises her wand, and causes the laser to start moving the other way, and just in time, as it was almost hitting Earth.
Dark Laser: Man, I hate these kids...
Timmy: And I wish we were back home!
And so, Timmy, Trixie and the fairies go back to Timmy's room, and start talking about what just happened.
Timmy: Trixie, thanks for opening my eyes, I... I don't what's gotten into me...
Trixie: It's okay Timmy, it's all over now, we'll never have to worry about this dark power thing again.
Timmy: You're right, I think the best we can do right now is destroy these suits for good.
However, at that moment, they heard the sound of a chainsaw, and they both knew what it meant.
Timmy: On second thought, we can keep the suits for emergencies, don't you think?
Really, that sound was what they imagined, Vicky was back.
Vicky: I'm back!
Timmy (controlling Vicky with his dark powers): Now I'm gonna flush my head on the toilet.
Vicky (being controlled by Timmy): Now I'm gonna flush my head on the toilet.
And so she did, Vicky went into the bathroom, stuck her head in the toilet, and flushed.
Trixie: Yeah, I think it's fine that we only use these suits in emergencies.
Finally, now that it was all over, Timmy and Trixie kissed, and continued enjoying the day.
Timmy: Wow, that was close.
Trixie: It really was, but in the end it all worked out. But anyway. What can you tell us about the next chapter?
Writer: The next chapter is one of my favorites. Fairly Odd Olympics.
Timmy: Cool! This one is great.
Blonda: What do you think will happen?
Wanda: Read and find out.
Cosmo: CONTINUES IN THE NEXT CHAPTER.