After a long time, Timmy and Trixie were visiting Fairy World, this time, they had been invited to Jorgen and Duck-zooka's pizzeria.
They were having a great time with the games they had at that pizzeria, and the soda was great too.
Timmy: Thanks for bringing me and Trixie to Jorgen and Duck-zooka's pizzeria.
Trixie: Yeah, if the soda and the games are amazing, just imagine what the pizza will be like.
Really, they were loving that pizzeria, however, that would change as soon as they tasted the pizza, which was made by none other than Jorgen Von Strangle.
Jorgen: Glad you asked. Here it is, my new 'Pain lovers' pizza, is full of barbed wire and sand, try a piece.
As everyone knows, Jorgen loves pain, and he even puts it on his pizza, as soon as Timmy and Trixie eat a piece, the pizza literally explodes.
Jorgen: The landmine dough adds an extra touch. It's a no man's land of flavor!
Timmy: You know, once you get past the seared flesh, it's actually pretty good.
Jorgen: Pretty good? Don't you think this is the best pizza in the universe?
Okay, that was a weird question, but the kids didn't even have time to answer it, because less than a second later, other creatures entered the pizzeria, the pixies, and they too had a pizza.
HP: Don't say anything Turner and Tang. Not until you try our "Money lovers" pizza.
Sanderson: It's a pizza that pays you back.
Still in doubt about what was going on, the children eat a piece of the pixies' pizza, but at that moment, a bunch of gold coins come out of their mouths.
Who liked this was Cosmo, who had fun picking up as many coins as he could.
Cosmo: Jackpot!
HP: Now tell me it's not better than Jorgen's piece of rabbit poop.
It was difficult to answer that question, the two pizzas were exotic (not to say terrible) but before Timmy and Trixie could say anything, another pair of magical creatures appeared with a pizza, this time, it was the anti-fairies.
Anti-Cosmo: Don't say anything Turner and Tang. Not until you try...
Anti-Wanda: Our "Friday the 13th lovers" pizza.
Reluctantly, Timmy and Trixie eat a piece of the anti-fairies' pizza. Big mistake, as soon as they eat that pizza, a bunch of safes and pianos fall on top of them.
Anti-Cosmo: It's a pizza that gives you bad luck.
Quickly, Jorgen gets the kids out from under pianos and safes, but of course, he wanted something in return.
Jorgen: Turner and Tang, tell these guys that fairy pizza is the best in the universe.
Anti-Cosmo: No! Tell Jorgen that anti-fairy pizza is the best in the universe.
Jorgen: No, mine is.
Their argument soon turns into a fight, and of course Timmy and Trixie end up getting caught in the crossfire.
When the dust settled, Blonda looked very angry, she created a force field around the children, and sternly glared at the other magical creatures.
Blonda: Back off, all of you!
Wanda: Can't you see that Timmy and Trixie are tired of being guinea pigs in your "who is the best in the universe" contest?
Jorgen: But Wanda, Timmy and Trixie are not fairies, pixies or anti-fairies. They're the perfect referees.
Cosmo: How about an anti-fairiy godchild? Go blow up their mouths!
Anti-Cosmo: We don't have godchildren, we are the opposite of fairies.
HP: Yes, and I live surrounded by pixies who tell me what I want to hear all the time, watch.
HP then takes a cell phone, and calls the other pixies.
HP: Who's the man?
Pixies: You are sir.
HP: Suck-ups.
Exactly, from what you can see, the pixies are those typical employees who live sucking up to the boss just to get a promotion, but the dilemma of the magical creatures was still not resolved.
Fortunately, Timmy and Trixie knew exactly what to do.
Trixie: Okay, if you want to know who's the best in the universe, let's do it the way we do on our planet.
Timmy: That's right, with tests of strength, speed and endurance in tight stretchy pants.
Timmy and Trixie: It's time for the first ever Fairy World Olympic Games!
A few minutes later, everyone was in a huge stadium in Fairy World, preparing for the biggest and most magical competition the universe has ever seen.
Timmy and Trixie were also there, as creators of this event, their participation was mandatory.
Timmy: Welcome to the first Fairy World Olympic Games! Timmy Turner here. Next to me is my girlfriend Trixie Tang, who will explain more about this event.
Trixie: Hey everyone, Trixie Tang here. The Fairy World Olympic Games is a series of magical and incredible competitions between three teams of magical creatures, who compete to see who's the best in the universe.
Timmy: And to help us with this great event we're here today with figure skating champion and dreamer, Scott Hamilton.
Scott Hamilton, a real-world figure skater was brought into Fairy World to help Timmy and Trixie cover this event, but he looked very confused.
Scott: What am I doing here?
Trixie: This is just a dream.
Scott: Why am I having this dream?
Timmy: Because we needed a famous Olympic champion and the others were busy, now start narrating, skater boy.
Scott: Okay... Here come the teams! First up, the anti-fairies, who look really evil today.
Timmy: And here come the pixies! Admirable opponents full of money.
Trixie: And here come the fairies!... I mean, fairy?!
The reason Trixie was surprised was obvious, that competition was supposed to be in teams, but when they looked at the stadium, the fairy team was formed by Jorgen only.
Timmy: Hey, why is Jorgen all alone?... I mean, let's go down to Wanda in the stands for more details.
Wanda: Hi Timmy and Trixie! This is Wanda here in the stands. Everyone knows that Jorgen is an egomaniac and won't let any of us other fairies participate in this games...
As Wanda spoke, Jorgen appeared, and took the microphone from her hands.
Jorgen: That is because I'm the only fairy with any athletic abilities who looks good in stretchy pants. Therefore, only I can win.
Cosmo: Hey, I can win! I'm great at sports, look.
To prove he's great at sports, Cosmo tries to hit a tennis ball, but he ends up hitting his own head with the racket, and this makes his head pop out of his body, and go straight to where Timmy and Trixie are.
Cosmo: Maybe Jorgen is right... Back to you Timmy, Trixie and Scott!
Trixie: So without further ado. Let the games begin!
Once the games begin, Jorgen uses his wand to light the torch. And finally, it was time for the first event.
Timmy: The first event is a test of strength and fire resistance.
Scott: So let's see who's gonna the gold medal in Dragon lifting.
The purpose of that event was obvious, there was a huge dragon in the arena, and the competitors had to lift it, simple as that.
But just because it was simple, it doesn't mean it was easy, besides the dragon being gigantic, it also spit fire, and it didn't look like it would make it easy.
The first team to try to lift the dragon was the anti-fairy team, but they could barely hold on to its tail, and were crushed.
Trixie: Oh, bad luck for the anti-fairies. And here come the pixies!
The pixies appear soon after to try to lift the dragon, but they are incinerated in seconds.
Trixie: Who just got fired...
Scott: Looks like nobody's taking the gold medal.
Really, that seemed impossible, however, when no one expected it, the dragon began to float.
It was Jorgen, he was lifting the dragon with just one finger.
Jorgen: I WIN!
Yep, Jorgen had won the first event for the fairy team, and if there was one thing he knew, it was bragging about being the best.
Jorgen: Ha, looks like I'll be dragging around a bunch of gold medals. Get it? Drag! Ha, even my sense of humor is pure gold.
Timmy: Hahaha. No, it is not!
Trixie: Now it's time for Rainbow jumping!
For the second event, participants had to ski down a rainbow, and jump, whoever jumped the furthest won.
And to no one's surprise, Jorgen won again.
Trixie: And Jorgen wins again!
Timmy: Now it's time for North Pole vault!
Very simple, pole vaulting, but at the North Pole (just as the pun implies). And again, Jorgen was the winner.
Jorgen also easily won the fourth and fifth event, and thus, the fairies had 5 medals, while the anti-fairies and the pixies had none.
And Jorgen couldn't stop bragging.
Jorgen: HAHAHAHAHA, clinking. HAHAHA, clinking. HAHAHA, clinking!
Jorgen would go on bragging all day if he could, but soon enough, Timmy interrupted.
Timmy: Okay Jorgen, now that you've proven you're great, how about giving the other fairies a chance to compete?
Jorgen: Hmmmm, let me think Turner. Ok done... NEVER! Now where was I? Oh yes, laughing and clinking. HAHAHA, clinking. HAHAHA, clinking. HAHAHA, clinking...
He planned to continue, however, another voice interrupted him, and upon looking around, Jorgen saw what seemed to be two girls (actually they were Anti-Cosmo and HP in disguise).
Anti-Cosmo: Excuse me Mr. Von Strangle, we are two innocent little girls who are your biggest fans.
HP: You mind if we take a picture of you with that incredibly large camera?
Jorgen: Well, since you're both hideous and this will be the highlight of your lives, okay. Cheese!
However, when Jorgen poses for the picture, something unexpected happens, a frying pan comes out of the camera and knocks him out.
Cosmo: Hey, it's raining knocked out Jorgens. I can finally compete in the games!
HP: You mean lose the games. After all, the fairies know they are nothing without Jorgen.
Timmy: Hey, don't say that! Fairies are amazing and they can totally defeat you without Jorgen.
Trixie: Exactly, I'm sure the fairies will win.
Anti-Cosmo: Do you really think so Tang? Care to put money where your boyfriend's big goofy teeth are?
Timmy and Trixie: Bring, it, on!
HP: If the fairies win like you say, we'll do anything you want.
Timmy: Fair enough.
Anti-Cosmo: But if the anti-fairies win, you will come with me to Anti-fairy World, and become my evil godchildren FOREVER!
Trixie: Wait, what?
HP: And if the pixies win, you'll come with me to Pixie World, and become my evil office boy and secretary FOREVER!
Okay, the villains' conditions were a bit extreme, but Timmy and Trixie still believed that the fairy team had what it takes to win.
On the other hand, Wanda looked very worried.
Wanda: Don't do it kids! Because there's a good chance we'll be terrible without Jorgen.
By this point, the villains already knew how those kids were, and although Wanda's warning made them a little reluctant, they knew exactly what to do to get the kids to accept the bet.
HP: That's right Tang. Don't do it because...
At that moment, HP and Anti-Cosmo started clucking like chickens, and Trixie, being a competitive girl, didn't like that at all.
Trixie: We accept it!
Timmy: That's right.
When the kids accepted the bet, all the fairies were shocked.
Blonda: Kids, this is crazy!
Speaking of which, Scott Hamilton showed up at the arena shortly after, and for some reason, he was dressed as a chicken.
Scott: I'm Scott Hamilton, chicken king of this dream.
Trixie: No, THAT is crazy. But it's also crazy that you think you can't defeat these morons.
Timmy: Yeah, besides, thanks to Jorgen we're five medals ahead, there's no way they can catch us. Now it's time for the magic track and field.
The race was about to start, and the competitors were Binky, Anti-Wanda and Sanderson.
The start was given, and Binky quickly overtook the two villains, as he ran, Timmy and Trixie cheered him on.
Binky: Yeah! I'm winning, I'm winning!
Timmy: Go Binky!
Trixie: I said the fairies would win.
However, unbeknownst to them, Anti-Cosmo was also in the stands watching, he saw Binky moving further and further away, if nothing was done, the fairies would win again. However, the villain knew exactly what to do.
Anti-Cosmo: Yes! I'm cheating, I'm cheating!
As Binky jumps over a hurdle, Anti-Cosmo raises his wand, and levitates the hurdle, sending the fairy team competitor flying.
With Binky eliminated, Anti-Wanda was the first to cross the finish line, scoring a point for the anti-fairy team, and that had Timmy and Trixie worried.
The next event was boxing, and the contestant chosen by the fairies was the April Fool, he looked nervous.
April Fool: Are you sure about that? I'm much better at punchlines than punching.
Wanda: Just remember: keep your gloves up, and don't hit below the waist.
Sanderson was the pixies team's competitor, and he was also getting some advice before the fight started.
HP: And remember: fill your gloves with gold bars, and hit below the waist.
The fight begins, and immediately, Sanderson sends the April Fool flying with a punch.
Trixie: Now it's time for cloud diving!
It couldn't be simpler, basically diving, but the trampoline is a cloud.
Anti-Wanda is the first competitor, and when jumping she receives grades 0, 1.2, 1 and 2.
The fairy team's competitor was Juandissimo, and he was confident that he would win this event.
Juandissimo: Watch me win this event with a big spin triple pike! I will melt the judges' hearts.
However, while he was preparing to jump, Anti-Cosmo was hidden in a submarine, and he had a plan to ensure that the fairies did not win this event.
Anti-Cosmo: Not if I melt you first.
At the moment Juandissimo jumps, Anti-Cosmo poofs the torch in front of the trampoline, thus burning his opponent, and making him receive the grades 0, 0, 0 and -1.
Things are getting more and more complicated. After 33 events, both anti-fairies and pixies had 14 points each, while fairies still only had 5.
Scott (wearing a sombrero and speaking with a Mexican accent): Ay caramba! After 33 events, I'm loving my dream! But mis amigos Timmy and Trixie are freaking out because the anti-fairies and the pixies are on fire.
Juandissimo: Well, we are on fire too, we're just not winning.
After all these victories, it was the villains' turn to brag a little, so they appeared next to Timmy and Trixie to taunt them.
Anti-Cosmo: Hello future evil godchildren. Look, I already bought you some evil shorts for when we go to soccer, or fishing, OR TO TAKE OVER THE UNIVERSE!
Anti-Cosmo then raises his wand, and puts Timmy and Trixie in black shorts with a skull on them.
It wasn't enough that he wanted to force Timmy and Trixie to be evil, Anti-Cosmo still wanted them to wear those ridiculous things.
HP: And I brought you all your office supplies. Look, an evil cell phone that connects to me directly.
The cell phone then starts to ring, and Timmy answers it.
Timmy: Hello.
HP: Hello Timmy.
Wanda: Admit it kids, we won't win.
Trixie: Yes we will!
Timmy: Exactly. Because now, we are your new coaches.
Even though they were way behind on the scoreboard, Timmy and Trixie still believed they could win, and they would do anything to prove it.
However, the fairies weren't nearly as confident.
Wanda: Trixie, I admit you did a good job training Timmy for that fight against Francis, but look at the scoreboard. That's simply impossible!
Trixie: The game is only over when it ends.
Timmy: That's right! You know, there's a Brazilian soccer team that won the championship despite having 4 players sent off and 2 penalties against them. And if they can do it, so can you.
Trixie: No matter how slim the odds are, we're gonna win! First: I wish these ridiculous shorts were gone.
The fairies grant her wish, however, they end up poofing the children's clothes away too.
Timmy: Second: I wish we were wearing our normal clothes.
Upon hearing this wish, Wanda raises her wand, and poofs Timmy and Trixie in their normal clothes.
Trixie: Third: you have to start believing in yourselves, not what Jorgen says about you.
Timmy: And fourth: let's defeat the cheaters by uncheating their cheat!
Even with that speech, the fairies didn't look any more confident. If anything, they were confused.
Cupid: What did they say?
Juandissimo: I think they want an cheetah.
Cupid: Alright...
Cupid then raises his wand, and poofs a cheetah, the cheetah is about to attack the kids, but Blonda poofed it away.
Blonda: Timmy and Trixie are right, fairies are awesome.
Wanda: Let's do this. Stretchy pants for everyone!
Now it seemed that the fairies had finally understood, no matter what happened, as long as they had a chance, they would work as a team, and defeat these villains.
Scott: The still dreamy Scott Hamilton announces that the fairy team has a new coaching duo, Timmy Turner and Trixie Tang. But, down by nine medals with only ten events left, they'll have to win them all or it's back in evil shorts forever. Now it's time for the 100 meters peppermint sprint.
Surprisingly, the contestant chosen by Timmy and Trixie to represent the fairy team was Mamma Cosma, and everyone was confused by this, but the kids swore they knew what they were doing.
Mamma Cosma: Are you sure you want me to run, kids? It's time for my beauty nap.
Trixie: That's what we're counting on.
The start is given, and soon, Anti-Cosmo and HP take the lead. However, that's when Timmy and Trixie execute their plan.
Trixie uses a music box, which plays a lullaby, and puts Mamma Cosma to sleep.
Timmy: I wish a pillow!
Juandissimo: Y ou want feathers, cotton or foam?... What? I take beauty naps too.
Timmy then grabs one of the pillows, and uses it to cushion Mamma Cosma's fall.
What no one expected was the fact that her hair would cross the finish line before the villains.
Trixie: Fairies win!
HP: Nice win, Turner and Tang. Enjoy it, because it will be your last.
Anti-Cosmo: You cannot outsmart a cheating cheater while they cheat!
Cupid: Oh, he wants a cheetah too? Fine...
Trixie: The next event is archery.
Cosmo: Pick me Coach Trixie! I'm great at archery, look.
Cosmo then tries to shoot an arrow at a target, but he ends up shooting his head off his body.
Timmy: Actually, we already have the perfect man for the job.
Was there a more obvious choice than that? Of course it's Cupid.
Cupid: Watch the love doctor in action. Nurse!
A fairy dressed as a nurse appears, and gives Cupid his arrows, however, when he was about to shoot, a pixie uses a gold bar to reflect the sunlight and blind him.
Cupid: AAAAAAAH! MY CORNEAS!
Trixie: We need a mirror!
Juandissimo: Distorted or compact?
Quickly, Trixie grabs one of the mirrors, and reflects the sunlight away from Cupid, this time towards Anti-Cosmo and HP.
Anti-Cosmo and HP: AAAAAAAH! OUR CORNEAS!
The villains are blinded, and miss their targets, and after a few seconds, Cupid recovers.
Cupid: Hello bull's eye, the doctor will see you now.
Cupid then shoots three arrows, and hits the three targets, scoring another point for the fairy team.
The fairies keep winning every event until they reach 13 points, if they win this next event they tie the scores.
Timmy: It's time for the fantastic convulsive gymnastics. We need a fairy who's nimble and likes to flip.
Cosmo: Pick me Coach Timmy! I can totally flip, look.
Cosmo tries again to prove he's good at sports, this time he tries to flip, but all he manages to do is lose his head, again.
Trixie: Anyone else?...
Poof: Poof poof.
Fortunately, they soon found the perfect contestant, Poof, son of Cosmo and Wanda was also eager to compete, and the kids knew he could win.
But, a little encouragement never hurts.
Timmy: Look Poof, no pressure, but if you don't get a perfect 10 we lose, I become an office boy, Trixie becomes a secretary and you won't get that lollipop. Now go get them!
The start is given, Poof runs towards the bars, and uses his hair to balance and do several flips, and after a while, he lands on his feet.
The judges saw that and they were impressed, and all of them give Poof a 10.
Sanderson: They gave him a perfect 10.
HP: Not if we give them a perfect 10 million.
The pixies then give a suitcase full of money to the judges, and they change Poof's grades to zeros.
Timmy: I wish a hairdryer!
Juandissimo: For head, chest or armpit?
Trixie: Cash dispensed.
Timmy then grabs one of the hairdryers, and uses it to blow the pixies' money away.
Angry, all the judges give Poof a 10 again, and the fairies win yet another event.
Now it all comes down to the final event.
Scott: Sir. Scott Hamilton here leading my ostrich army. If this wasn't a dream I'd say I was dreaming, because the fairies are making an amazing comeback! The games are tied in the last event, and the question remains. Can the pixies and anti-fairies beat the fairy dream team that seems unbeatable?
Trixie: Okay guys, we need the perfect athlete for the last event, the 1 million year dash.
Cosmo: Pick me coaches! I'm great at running through time, look.
Cosmo then grabs a clcok and runs towards it, he breaks the clock, and his head pops out of his body again.
Cosmo: My body ended up in the bathroom...
At that moment, Timmy and Trixie looked at each other, this was one of those moments when they didn't have to say a single word, one look was enough for them to know they were thinking the same thing.
Timmy and Trixie: Cosmo, you're our man.
Fairies: WHAT?
No one was prepared for what Timmy and Trixie said, of all the fairies that were there, Cosmo was by far the least likely to compete in any event, let alone the last and most important event, that could only be a joke.
Jorgen (waking up): I had a horrible nightmare. I dreamed that the games were tied, Scott Hamilton was on an ostrich, Turner and Tang picked Cosmo. And you were all there. But now, I have to get back to my role as the only fairy who can win.
Timmy: And let's celebrate this moment by taking your picture.
Jorgen: Cheese!
Just like the other time, a frying pan came out of the camera, and knocked Jorgen out, much to the dismay of the other fairies.
That couldn't be true, they had the perfect competitor, but Timmy and Trixie purposely knocked him out so that the worst athlete in Fairy World could compete… That didn't make any sense.
Juandissimo: Hear two things. One: I'm incredibly sexy. Two: Cosmo instead of Jorgen? Are you locos?
Wanda: Hey, Cosmo is the man I love... But kids, are you locos?
Trixie: Don't worry, we know exactly what we're doing.
Scott: Here we are, the final event. The competitors will have to conquer the ultimate obstacle course, going through the swirling portal, and dashing through 1 million years of history. And the first one to come back here will be the grand champion!
The race was about to start, Anti-Cosmo and HP were at the starting line, both still laughing at what they thought was the dumbest thing they'd ever heard.
HP: Turner, I always knew you were stupid.
Anti-Cosmo: But you Tang really surprised us. We're racing Cosmo?
Timmy: Stop being so cocky, Cosmo will beat you guys fair and square.
After that, Cosmo finally made it to the starting line (at least his head).
Cosmo: I thought my body was in the bathroom but it wasn't...
Trixie: Cosmo, focus! You're about compete in the greatest race of our lives.
Cosmo: Yes ma'am! You and Timmy won't regret choosing me...
The start is given, and Anti-Cosmo and HP go through the portal.
Cosmo: Because I'm super focused, when the Duck-zooka gives the signal, you'll see...
Fairies: RUN COSMO, RUN!
After a long time, Cosmo finally goes through the portal.
However, Anti-Cosmo and HP were way ahead, and both considered that they had already won.
Anti-Cosmo: It's will be so nice to win, perhaps you'd like to come and have dinner with me and my new evil godchildren. We'll serve a big bowl of YOU LOSE!
HP: The only thing you'll be eating tonight is my dust.
To go faster, HP poofs a time scooter.
HP: So long, punk.
Anti-Cosmo: Hey, that's cheating! I like it.
Anti-Cosmo then poofs a time plane, and thanks to that, he quickly catches up to HP, the two were pretty much even.
After some time, they arrive in the dinosaur age, and at that moment, the cheating increases even more, with both trying to use lasers to take down the opponent.
Meanwhile, Cosmo just flew carelessly, as if he wasn't in the middle of a race.
However, after flying for a while, he ends up hitting a dinosaur, the dinosaur then bites him, and throws him away, making him go through the portal.
In the middle age, the villains held the lead, and they were still trying to take each other down, but to no avail.
After being thrown by the dinosaur, Cosmo arrives in the middle age, he falls to the ground, but soon, he sees King Arthur pointing his sword at him.
Arthur: Who dares to enter King Arthur's Camelot?
Cosmo: 'tis I Sir. Scared-a-lot.
Arthur: Sir. Scared-a-lot... What can I do to get you on one of my camels today? I have this beauty with two humps and low mileage.
Cosmo then climbs on the camel, and prepares to continue the race.
Cosmo: Whoa, it's got that new camel smell!
He then kicks the camel, which scares it, it then throws Cosmo away. But this time, only his head went through the portal.
Finally, the last leg before returning to Fairy World, the Revolutionary War between the United States and England.
The villains are still trying to eliminate each other, but just like the other times, they couldn't.
George Washington: We're out of cannonballs, the war is lost!
Cosmo: I'm lost too, have you seen a swirling portal around here? Or maybe my body?
George Washington: Wait! I'll use this talking green ball... Hey, it's got that new camel smell!
Meanwhile in Fairy World, everyone was in the stadium, waiting for the contestants to return.
Scott: Scott here with you at the finishing line waiting for the contestants to return, who will be the champion?
Not long after, Anti-Cosmo and HP arrive, they were still pretty much even, but Cosmo was nowhere to be seen.
Scott: Is it the anti-fairies, followed by the pixies?... And no sign of Cosmo!
Anti-Cosmo: Anti-fairies rule!
HP: Wrong again, punk.
HP then presses a button, which creates a barrier that traps Anti-Cosmo when he was about to cross the finish line, but he doesn't even have time to celebrate, as Anti-Cosmo did the same thing to him.
Scott: It looks like cheating has stopped the two leaders.
HP: But it didn't stop us for long.
The villains then abandon their vehicles, and start running towards the finish line.
Scott: They're neck and neck by the end, but where's Cosmo?
Trixie: Where are you Cosmo?
Timmy: We don't want to wear evil shorts!
Meanwhile, Cosmo's head was about to be fired from a cannon.
George Washington: Must... Shoot... Cannonball!
He fires, Cosmo's head takes down all enemy forces, and goes through the portal, returning to the Fairy World. But, will he arrive in time?
Scott: I think we're gonna need a photo finish.
Jorgen (waking up): I dreamed that there would be a photo finish, and I wouldn't be in it!
Scott: Who will be the champion of the Fairy World Olympic Games?...
The photo is taken, and the winner is...
Scott: It's Cosmo! By a head!
Yes, a few seconds before the villains crossed the finish line, Cosmo's head came through the portal and crossed it before them, and with that, the fairies won.
Timmy: Well done Cosmo!
Cosmo: Thanks Timmy, but you and Trixie are the ones who really deserve the gold.
Wanda: For showing us that if we believe in ourselves, and cut our heads off, we can cross the finish line first.
Blonda: Okay, but how did you know Cosmo would win?
Juandissimo: Blonda is right. After all, he is the weakest and least attractive of us all.
Trixie: Exactly. And that's why HP and Anti-Cosmo didn't even think about being dishonest with him, they were dishonest with each other.
Now it all made sense! That was their plan from the beginning, Timmy even warned the villains not to be cocky. And after that, even they were embarrassed.
Anti-Cosmo: You won the Fairy World Olympic Games, Turner and Tang.
Timmy: And also our little bet.
HP: Okay, what do you want us to do?
Hearing that, Jorgen was interested, we know he likes to humiliate others, so he suggested something.
Jorgen: Yes, make them do something humiliating. Get it? Like, going around naked singing "fairies are the best, fairies are the best!" and "kick me" on a sign taped to their butts. Yes, this is good.
However, after looking at each other again, Timmy and Trixie knew exactly what to do, something that would shock everyone.
Timmy and Trixie: We're gonna make them do... Nothing.
Everyone: WHAT?
Timmy: I think they learned their lesson. Cheaters never win, and winners never cheat.
Today, something unusual happened, this time, it was Timmy and Trixie who taught the fairies a lesson.
HP: You're great kids, if you were my employees I'd promote both of you.
Anti-Cosmo: And if you were my godchildren, I'd let you wear pants.
Trixie: Thanks guys.
Timmy: Hey, how about we celebrate this moment with a photo?
Jorgen: A photo? I'm on it! Cheese!
Jorgen clearly hasn't learned from his past mistakes, he gets on the photo too, and a frying pan comes out of the camera and knocks out him, Anti-Cosmo, and HP.
Trixie: Sweet dreams.
As everything was settled, Timmy and Trixie did what they always did, they kissed to celebrate their victory.
Wanda: Speaking of dreams, I think we better send Scott home.
Timmy: Oh yeah. Cosmo, Wanda, make it so.
Cosmo and Wanda then raise their wands, and poof Scott back home.
Timmy: That's it guys, end of this chapter. By the way, you did that again Mr. Writer.
Writer: Yes, I did, I know that those who are not Brazilian won't understand it, but anyway...
Trixie: Okay, but answer me one thing. About the next chapter, is it what I'm thinking?
Writer: Yes, one of my favorite chapters, which is considered the true series finale for many people. Wishology.
Blonda: Interesting, what do you think will happen?
Wanda: Read and find out.
Cosmo: CONTINUES IN THE NEXT CHAPTER.