Chapter 2: How old are you?

"... And that is what happened." Miu explained to Naruto, with Iruka's headband tied on her forehead. As Naruto was still looking for any kind of wounds on her. "And stop doing that! I'm fine, okay!?"

Naruto stopped and sighed as he passed a hand across his hair. He was taller than Miu, probably because he eats more that ramen, and looked at her with a strict look "You stole a forbidden scroll, fought a chunin, and beat that chunin with a jutsu that you shouldn't be capable of doing without dying... and you are just fine?"

Miu looked down to the floor and Naruto patted her head "I am proud of you Sis. I knew you had what it takes."

Miu jumped to hug him as he hugged her back. "Now, what you say some Ichiraku's to celebrate?"

"RAMEN!"

As they left towards the local, Miu stopped some few feet away from him. Naruto looked back to see what happened and Miu was playing nervously with her thumbs "Bro... you knew about... it?"

Naruto raised a brow "It? Did you hit your head or something?"

Miu blinked confused at him before grinning and rushing to his side "Never mind!"

They kept walking as Miu was telling Naruto all what she was going to eat, but Naruto was listening to another voice. "Nice safe there Naru... but... why did you lie to our cute little sister?"

'I had lied to her since I became jonin, and I don't want to see her sad or explain why I did that. And, she is MY cute little sister, Zangetsu."

"A bit defensive are we? Well... ever since I know you, you were this obsessive, over-protective big brother. But, remember, you hide a lot of things from her, like me, while in the other hand, she tells you everything. Isn't it a bit unfair?" Zangetsu mocked and Naruto growled, making Miu stop and looked at her brother confused.

"You okay?"

Naruto turned to her and smiled "Yeah, just hungry. Let's go."

*Academy*

"Sasuke Uchiha and Sakura Haruno... never thought you would take two people your sister despises." Kurenai said to Naruto that sighed.

"It was the deal I made with the geezer. I can have Miu on my team, but because she is death last, I must have the two best students with me too." He said before smirking "But don't worry! I already have a plan to make them both fail and make Miu pass." He said satisfied making Kurenai glare at him.

In a blink, Kurenai was twisting his ear making him jump from his seat "Ow! Ow! Okay! I will let them pass if they do okay! Ow! Let me go!"

Kurenai complied and crossed her arms "As their new sensei, you must make sure to train them all the same and not just focus on your sister. Is that clear, Mister?"

Naruto rubbed his ear as he nodded "Yes Mom..."

Kurenai rolled her red eyes as they enter the room of genins and the stares turned to them. Some to admire the beuty of Kurenai and other wondering what was a kid doing there.

"Team 8, follow me." Kurenai ordered as she left with Kiba and Shino in tow and Hinato going behind after saying goodbye to Miu.

Naruto yawned "Team 7, meet me in the roof." He was about to leave when a pink haired girl screamed at him.

"Hey! Who are you!" She demanded and Naruto picked his ear with his pinky finger.

"Your sensei... ehm... was it Rakura?" He asked and the class exploded in laughter "Anyway, meet me in the roof." After saying that he used Shunpo to get to the roof.

He leaned against the rail and looked to the sky waiting for his new team. The first one to arrive was an excited Miu that had a huge grin on her face. "You are my sensei Bro!"

Naruto waved his hand in front of him "Yeah, yeah. Now stay quiet. The other two arrived." He said as Sasuke came with his hands in his pockets and Sakura following him.

Naruto studied them before sighing "Okay, I am your new sensei, Naruto Uzumaki. Now introduce yourself." He said and because no one said nothing he yawned "You three really are lively. Okay, I'll go first; I already said my name, I like swords and my sister, I dislike snakes, my hobbies is making sure my sister is safe, and my dream is to protect my sister. Questions?" (A/N: I feel I am making Naruto way to obsessive, tell me your opinion if it affects the story. Also, this is NOT an incest story)

"Is Miu your sister?" Sasuke asked and Naruto nodded with a smile.

"That's right! Miu Uzumaki is my cute little sister."

Miu blushed and covered her face "Bro... why?"

Sakura raised her hand "Ehm... Sensei?"

"Yeah Baruka?"

"It is Sakura!" She screamed before coughing to recompose herself "How old are you? You can't be older tha-"

"Okay! Rule number one: No one can ask about my age! Rule Number 2: No one can judge me because of my age! And Rule Number 3: I'll kill you broody if you get to close with Miu! Are we clear!?"

The three genins sweat dropped at the outburst but he continued anyway "Anyway, introductions can wait. Meet me at training ground 3 for the real test." And before they could ask anything else, Naruto was gone.

Sakura looked at Miu "Is he really your brother?"

Miu nodded with a grin "Yep! Cool right!?"

"If he is related to you, he can't be that strong." Sasuke said and Miu growled as he glared at him.

"What's that supposed to mean!"

"Miu! Stop bothering Sasuke!"

Once they arrived they found Naruto napping in the soft grass. He heard them arrive and sat up. His katana was laid next to him. "Glad you guys made it. Now, for the real test-"

"B-But we already passed the test." Sakura said and Naruto groaned.

"Are you going to interrupt me every single time Cakura? Geez, you are worse than Kurenai. Anyway, like I was saying before I was rudely interrupted, the real test is to see if you guys can be real shinobi and kunoichis. Have in mind that only 33% of a graduation class pass this."

"And this test, what is it?" Sasuke asked and Naruto smirked as he stood up.

"Simple. If one of you punch me in the face before the day is over, you pass. If not, back to the academy you go." he said as Sasuke narrowed his eyes, Sakura gulped and Miu grinned. "And remember, if you want to succeed, try to kill me."

*Some Hours Later*

Naruto saw how finally, Miu and Sasuke worked together to punch his clone while Sakura distracted them. He smirked, when they stopped bickering, they actually worked well together.

"Yay! Teamwork and friendship win again!"

'Oh, you're back. Need something?'

'First of all, I never left! I couldn't help myself to leave my dear Naru all alone in his mind!'

'Please do. I will not miss you.'

'Uh! Cold! Anyway, they did well, didn't they?'

'You could say that. Anyway, I need to go there now, the clone already left.'

'Okay! Okay! One last thing.'

'Ugh! What now?'

An image of himself in inverted colors, with black eyes and yellow iris flashed in his mind 'How long can you fight me now with them, Naru?"