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The Melancholy of Suzumiya Haruhi is the creation of Tanigawa Nagaru and Ito Noizi, and the intellectual property of Kadokawa Bunko.
Still Better than Black Keys.
Chapter Forty Two.
Foreigner.
Real Name: Suzumiya Haruhi.
Also known as: Supreme President and Dictator for Life of the SOS Brigade.
Gender: Female.
Alignment: Chaotic Neutral.
Attribute: Heaven.
Natural Enemy: Foreigner doesn't have any actual enemies in her own opinion, as she considers herself above others to such a degree that she barely thinks of anyone as worthy opponents or rivals.
Parameters:
Strength: E
Endurance: D
Agility: B
Mana: EX
Luck: B
Noble Phantasm: C
Likes: "Finding the supernatural and remarkable, especially aliens, espers, sliders and time travelers!" Also, fondling large breasts.
Dislikes: "Anything and anyone who is boring and ordinary!"
Biography:
Apparently a normal Japanese schoolgirl, nothing is truly known about the background and origins of Suzumiya Haruhi.
In life, several factions of a paranormal nature took an active interest in this young woman. A few even theorized she could be the actual creator of her universe, or an avatar of a higher power, or a derivative of a supreme authority lacking awareness of her true nature. As such, whatever she is, she cannot access the actual extent of her might, not even as an irregular Servant brought to Chaldea, and perhaps that is for everyone's best.
All we really know about Haruhi's family is her recollection of a baseball game she attended with her game as a child, with her father. That had been the first time she saw so many people flocking together, and upon realizing the true width of the world and its population, she grew obsessed with finding things and people escaping the boundaries of the normal, that which couldn't just be found everywhere. She drifted through several schools, joining many clubs and never fitting anywhere, until she founded the Saving the World from Boredom with Suzumiya Haruhi Brigade, a club for the discovery of the abnormal and the exciting, along several of her classmates.
Class Skills:
Existence Outside the Domain: A
A mysterious Skill on which current magecraft has no grasp or understanding. A factor beyond human measure, its true meaning still escaping even the brightest minds of our time.
This marks the Servant as a real enigma, something that came from beyond our plane of existence and cannot be classified along everybody else. Foreigner is an otherworldly, alien being masquerading, even to her own perceptions, as a human being, and there is no telling on the true reach of her powers of left unchecked. It has been assumed that destroying her might even accelerate or trigger the heat death of the universe. Because of this, even Beasts of Humanity are wary of the concept of inflicting death upon her.
Divinity: A
Not a true goddess as such, but an entity that might as well pass for one. She doesn't belong to any given pantheon and remains her own unique individual, but she earns the respect of gods and goddesses merely by existing. Only the True God above them all is qualified to ignore the matter of her existence as a non issue.
However, as she is inhabiting a mortal self, handicaps and penalties normally applying those having this Skill will play a hand in her case as well.
Personal Skills:
Expert of Many Specializations: B-
Foreigner is highly intelligent and perceptive. She can learn almost any discipline with ease as long as she is actually interested in it. Although said interest may be fleeting and she will quickly move onto the next thing to catch her fancy, the learned abilities will remain in her memory. She is highly athletic and can master a wide variety of sports, even though she is too unfocused to master most forms of martial arts. Arts and science are easily understood and mastered. Foreigner is also a decent organizer, a great singer and a notable musician.
Regardless, Foreigner will ever remain completely impervious to any attempts of grasping the logistics of competent filmmaking. She knows how to appeal to the base instincts of the masses so her stories will always sell well, but she lacks a coherent sense of narrative and character development.
Golden Body: B
Foreigner is an extremely attractive individual. Wherever she goes, many will fancy themselves as her suitors, only to be ignored and rejected unless they have some particular quirk to catch Foreigner's attention. The Skill is not ranked high enough to qualify as Charisma, however, and in the long run most individuals will grow tired with Foreigner's domineering and demanding personality.
Foreigner is well aware of her appeal and will often dress in manners that enhance it, all the better to gain advantages over others. She is hardly shy about showing her body off and playfully tease and even seduce others; however, when she is scorned herself, she will grow greatly offended and try her best to prove herself as a worthy object of romantic pursuit.
Inquisitive Nature: A
Foreigner was ever highly curious about the existence of the supernatural and extraordinary, to such a degree that it became the defining trait of her every action. She was relentless in her despairing search for the unusual, perhaps in an attempt to prove herself as something beyond the mundane and worthy of experiencing notable occurrences. This allows her parameters to go one rank up whenever she is 'fired up' to decipher the solution to a mystery, and deals extra damage against enemies with Divine or High Mystery.
To achieve her goals she would be willing to go to nearly any lengths, stoop to pretty much any lows, exploit nearly anyone without a second thought. She has a noble heart deep inside, yet she is exploitative and manipulative. When directly faced with the supernatural she will try to rationalize or downright deny it at first, so her search can continue unimpeded. Many feared that if she ever learned about the hidden truths of the universe, she would bring it to an end upon an inevitable deception, but somehow that doesn't seem to be the case with the Chaldea system.
Noble Phantasm:
The Melancholy of Suzumiya Haruhi: C-B
Anti-Army, up to 100 enemy units.
The manifestation of Foreigner's power when left unchecked and unbound when under conditions of distress and duress. She creates what could be called a 'Closed Space', akin to a Reality Marble, but not directly included within the specifications of this description. All opponents are trapped inescapably during the active duration of the Noble Phantasm. Gigantic, shapeless and silent creatures known as 'Celestials' will be summoned by Foreigner's subconscious and slowly envelop and destroy the enemies and their surroundings. They are emissaries of Foreigner's sadness and anger, and cannot be controlled or reasoned with, not even by Foreigner herself.
Be warned, the Closed Space has a high probability of collapsing upon itself, destroying Foreigner herself and her Master. Foreigner must be brought back to her senses eventually to avoid this, or she has to run out of mana to sustain the Phantasm. Command seals won't be effective as long as the Phantasm is active, so Foreigner must be talked out of her grief. If the Master has reached a high Bond level with her, kissing her will suffice as well.
As a Servant, the rank and effectiveness is greatly lowered from what it would have been during her lifetime.
Summon: "Good evening! So you're a Mage, aren't you? That's great, I always wanted to know a mage! I'm Foreigner, and you're my subordinate now!"
Start of Battle: "What are you? You look like an interesting character!"
"Show me the facts about your fighting style!"
"If I beat you, you'll join my SOS Brigade!"
Victory: "Well? Why aren't you flapping your big mouth now?"
"You wasted so much of my time..."
"There's nothing interesting about you!"
Defeat: "Damn you...!"
"This act of insubordination won't be tolerated!"
"Kyon! Help me!"
Defeat by Noble Phantasm: "Kyaaaaaa...!"
Noble Phantasm Activation: "I don't like this world! I hate it! Why can't things be different...?!"
Extra Dialogue:
"A talking duck? Am I supposed to believe this?" (When you have Lancer Scrooge Mc Duck, Rider or Caster Donald Duck, Archer Darkwing Duck, or Rider Duck Dodgers).
"What a wonderful, marvelous creature! I'm so excited! No, seriously, that's gotta be a fake tail, right?" (When you have Caster Lala Satalin Deviluke).
"A searcher of the truth, huh? I like you! I think we're going to get along!" (When you have Caster, Archer or Rider Helena Blavatsky).
"A child teacher! This is great, we're going to need a cute tutor to sponsor our club and attract new members after all!" (When you have Berserker or Caster Negi Springfield).
Birthday: "Hey, happy birthday! Let's go to the pool! A birthday must be enjoyed to its fullest all day long, after all!"
Event: "Ah ha ha hahhh! I like the looks of this! A new chance to spread the power of our Brigade!"
Holy Grail: "Just seeing it with my own eyes would be enough! Although, I also could wish for something else..."
To be Continued.
