This is the 3rd chapter. I don't own the series of Helluva Boss.
Warning: This contains violence, strong language, sexual themes, blood and gore, and horny demons...yes, it's for mature audiences. View discretion advised.
Pilot
Few weeks passed since the incident, Antauri gets to spend some time with the three imps and Loona in Hell, which he's started to get adjusted and even considered his new home. He considered both Loona and Millie his mother figures since they bonded with the white hellhound. Moxxie sometimes try to bond with him, but it's improving. Blitzo sometimes get annoyed by him, but he doesn't mind being a friend to him. Despite that, Millie, Loona, and Moxxie taught him the basics of combat and weaponry, which he mostly uses his teeth for biting and claws for scratching while sharpening them with either bricks or trees.
Now, they're inside of the I.M.P HQ which the cars honking can be heard. They're currently inside of the conference room, where the closed door that has a sign said 'Meeting In Progress' and Blitzo is walking by a whiteboard on the wall as he lectures his employees. Antauri is sitting on Loona's lap, with her looking at her phone.
"Alright, now I know business has been a bit slow lately, yes. It's no one's fault, okay? I'm not naming any names here." Blitzo told them, but turn to Moxxie who gave him a 'What the hell?!' look. "Moxxie. Now, does anyone have any bright ideas on how we can get business drumming up again?"
Millie came up with an idea.
"What about a car wash?" Millie suggested excitedly.
"This is Hell, Millie. No one cares about cars being clean here, okay?" Blitzo told her seriously, but pondered a bit.
"Hmm...are there any jobs around here?" Antauri questions.
"Like I said, kid, this is Hell. But yeah, there are some jobs around here and there." Blizto answered, but came up with something as he raised his hands. "Ooh! What about a billboard?"
"We can't afford a billboard, sir." Moxxie told him in annoyance, but Blitzo quickly got close and wrapped his arm around him.
"Helpful, Moxxie. Really glad you're in the room right now." Blitzo said sarcastically, pushes him away. "Have you guys forgotten what service we provide?"
Blitzo turns on a TV show, showing them killing people on it. Blitzo whacks someone across the face with a wooden mallet, Moxxie blowing someone's brain out with a shotgun, Loona mauling someone to death, and Millie cut off someone's head with a harpoon with a laugh. Then, it zooms out to everyone watching a TV, with Loona, Antauri, Moxxie, Millie, and Blitzo eating popcorn.
"Ahh, those were the good times." Blitzo said with a smile.
"How come I'm not in there?" Antauri asks.
"You're still young, you'll learn." Blitzo told him. "And besides, you'll get your first kill when you learn from us."
"He's right, kiddo." Loona agrees.
"I don't need any reminding, sir, considering you blew most of our salaries on an obnoxious TV ad last week." Moxxie informed him. "One that you then additionally paid to have run for a full 3 hours on a channel nobody watches!"
"Say what?!" Antauri exclaims in shock.
"Uh, excuse me, what's obnoxious about a super-fun jingle, all right?" Blitzo retorted with a question, turns to Moxxie. "It's a fun distraction when an advertisement spittin' bullshit!"
"Like this one?" Antauri asks, showing his phone that has a Youtube that shows 'The Simpsons' and 'Butterfinger' commercial.
(A/N: There was a commercial about Butterfinger candy back at the day. Look it up on Google and search for 'The Simpsons Butterfinger commercial'.)
Loona, Blitzo, and Millie couldn't help but laugh when Homer tries to catch Butterfinger BB's candy while Bart and Lisa tosses them in the air, eating it.
"Yeah, that one." Blitzo replied. "I'll admit, those humans from the living world sure can make a hilarious commercial. Shit, I love this part."
The Youtube shows Bart and Lisa left home with an upset Homer and Margaret 'Maggie' places the pacifier on his mouth, which it got Blitzo burst with a laughter.
"Oh shit, that's classic!" Blitzo said, wiping the tear out of his eye.
Moxxie, however, didn't find it amusing.
"Anyway, anything else why we use an advertisement?" Blitzo asks, regained his composure while clearing his throat.
"People love musical, sir." Millie said.
"Exactly, Millie." Blitzo agrees. "And we're basically doing a musical. Are you gonna crush my musical theater dreams like my dad did?"
"Sir..."
"'Cause right now, all I see is just my dad's asshole talking to me, crushing my dreams of being who I truly am inside." Blitzo continued, turning away with sad look while clenching his fist.
"Are you trying to crush his dreams, Moxxie?" Millie questions with a smirk, turns to her husband.
"I-What?" Moxxie said in confusion, turns to his wife.
"I thought I knew you." Millie teased him, playfully sticks her tongue out which made him rolled his eyes with a blush while turning to his boss.
"I can't believe you, Moxxie, after I made you 'Employee of the Month'." Blitzo said with teary eye which was fake, holding up an 'Employee of the Month' plaque with Moxxie's photo on it which made Antauri laughed a bit.
"Okay, sir! I'm sorry, a commercial jingle is not comparable to musical theater." Moxxie protested. "Nobody actually likes the jingle!"
"I liked it." Millie told him, much to his annoyance.
"Do not...Do not agree with him in front of me." Moxxie warns her, points his finger at her.
Blitzo then turns on the TV, where the scene cuts to the I.M.P. commercial.
"Hi, there! I'm Blitz! The 'O' is silent, and I'm the founder of I.M.P.!" Blitzo announces, gestures a logo as it appears on the screen and then disappears. "Are you a piece of shit who got yourself sent to Hell?"
The screen shows an image of Blitzo wearing a two top hats through his horns, a monocle, and twiddling a fake mustache, standing outside of a burning building with a sign says 'Orphanage for Elderly Blind Newborn Dogs'.
"Or are you an innocent soul who got fucked by someone else?" Blitzo continued.
Then, the image changes to one of Blitzo wearing an angel costume at a coffeehouse, happily throwing an empty coffee cup in a trach can, instead of recycling bin right next to it.
The commercial cuts to a crimson demon guy, who's a former human from Ohio, wearing an Ohio sports jersey, giving a testimonial while Blitzo holds a cardboard sign in fram that says 'Some guy who hired us!'
"After lovingly kill my wife for fucking a delivery man, you can imagine my surprise when I wound up here, after the state of Ohio killed me. I wish I could stick it to that yappy jogger who saw me hiding the body."
Blitzo is speaking to a camera and holding a grimoire while Moxxie and Millie are arranging some lit candles on the floor in a square.
"Well, luckily for you, thanks to our company's special access to the living world, we can help you take care of your unfinished business by taking out anyone who screwed you over when you were alive!" Blitzo said with his eyes narrowed when he does a magical gesture with his left hand and a flaming portal appears on the floor.
Moxxie and Millie are blown out of a shot. He walks up to the portal, falls backwards into the portal, like a mosh pit.
The scene transitions to a person with its arms crossed and a thought bubble appears depicting another person being crossed out as the commercial jingle plays in the background.
When you want somebody gone
[A dead body falls near the person as it notice and look up.]
And you don't want to wait too long
[Blitzo, Moxxie, and Millie are shown in a circle logo. Blitzo holds his arms out as Moxxie holds up his rifle and Millie holds up her spear. A letter 'I' appeared on the left while a letter 'P' appears on the right, and the letter 'M' appeared in the middle, thus spelling the initials of I.M.P.]
Call the Immediate Murder Professionals
[Blitzo, Moxxie, and Millie are inside of the building when Moxxie throws a grenade out of the window, The three imps covered their ears when the explosion goes off.]
Hand grenade or cyanide
[Blitzo is shown, hanging someone with a rope as Millie finishes writing suicide note.]
We'll look it like a suicide
[Blitzo electrocutes the victim, Millie crushes the victim with a mace, and Moxxie is strangling a victim].
The Immediate Murder Professionals
[The I.M.P. logo spins around quickly as the scene transitions to Blitzo creating a portal to the living world in a wall, then jumps through it. He's been followed by Millie and Moxxie, who trips over the grimoire and falls into the portal.]
We do our job so well
Because we come straight up from Hell
[The three imps come up through the portal and adjust themselves, and then frown which they were teleported into a church as a female preacher and the congregation look back at the imps in confusion and/or fear.]
We'll kill your husband or your wife
[Millie is shown, stabbing a couple who're in a 69 position, while Moxxie tries to look away, and Blitzo examines a pair of panties. In the next scene, Blitzo was stabbing someone's head, while sporting a goofy expression.]
We'll even let you keep the knife
[A quick sequence then shows the three imps assassinating their targets in a numerous horrific ways, such as a medieval torture chamber, riding a shark, burning someone alive, suffocating someone with a pillow, playing on a grand piano after it crushed someone, and using an electric chair. In the final scene, the three imps were hiding in a bush at the park as Moxxie was about to shoot a blonde woman from behind.]
We're the Immediate Murder Profession-
[Moxxie accidentally shot a boy passing by, eating an ice cream cone.]
The boy collapses as Moxxie looks on in shock. The scene cuts to hospital operating room, the boy is wheeled in on a hospital bed by a doctor, a pink-haired nurse, and a blue-haired nurse.
"Doctor, he's not responding!" The pink-haired nurse informed with a masculine voice.
"Cool water, stat!" The blue-haired nurse quickly suggested.
The pink-haired nurse whacks the boy in the face with a bucket of water.
"It didn't do anything!" The blue-haired nurse said in panic when the doctor slams the defibrillator next to them.
"Dammit! I'm not losing another one!" The doctor said with a grunt as everyone has their defibrillator paddles over the boy. "Clear!"
They all zapped the kid and he wakes up with a gasp.
"Holy shit, it actually worked." The doctor said.
The three imps are waiting outside of the hospital room. Blitzo is reading the magazine while Millie comforts Moxxie, who looked devastated. The doctor came out of the room with the clipboard on his hand.
"He appears to be in stable condition, but he'll need surgery." The doctor informed them. "Now what insurance provider do you freaks have?"
"The fuck is insurance?" Blitzo questions, raised his eyebrow.
[Then, a shot of the outside of the hospital is shown, as a window breaks and the hospital bed flies out along with the boy. The boy is unconscious in the bed while the three imps are holding on for dear life as the plummet to the ground. The bed stopped by a rope that became tangled around Blitzo's foot. The rope snaps and they all continue to fall.]
Kids die for freeeeeee!
The scene cuts back to the conference room. Millie and Moxxie are sitting across from Loona and Antauri, who has her feet up and watching a video on her phone of Moxxie getting hurt. Antuari was close to her, who's wrapping her arm around him.
"I'd like to go on record and say that incident was Loona's fault." Moxxie said, accusing her. "Disptach is supposed to give us the right info on the target. It's very simple."
"Oh, sit on a dick, Moxxie." Loona remarked with a shrug.
"You sit!" Moxxie retorted, but try to come up with a comeback. "Sit on...a-and the d-Do your job!"
"Hey, now we don't blame our screwups on Loona, okay?" Blitzo told him as he hugs and nuzzles Loona, who didn't like his affection. "She didn't do anything wrong!"
"Are you kidding me, sir?!" Moxxie argued. "She's awful!"
"She's not that bad." Antauri cuts in.
"Antauri, I know you've been here a short of time, but trust me, Loona is awful." Moxxie told him with a sigh.
The scene cuts to a flashback of Loona at her desk, reading a magazine called 'Hellhound Monthly'. Her desk phone rings with a sound a puppy barking as a ringtone.
"Hello, I.M.P." Loona answered.
"Loona, I got stabbed! Call Mox-"
Loona however isn't interested when she hung up the phone.
Next, Loona is in Blitzo's office as he presents her with a gift.
"Happy Adoption Anniversary, Loonie!" Blitzo said happily, much to her annoyance. "I got you a little something."
"Is it a cure for a syphilis?" Loona questions with a glare which Blitzo tries to give her answer, but he got nothing. "Then I don't want it!"
Soon as she snatches the present and throws it on the floor, a swarm of spiders suddenly emerge from the present box and cover up her to her neck.
"I sorry, you love spiders." Blitzo apologizes when he hides outside of the window.
"Goddammit!" Loona groans.
Then, a whistle was heard when Antauri opens the window which it got the swarm of spiders attention, they crawled out of the window and started to swarm over Blitzo. It got Blitzo screaming in fright and got covered by spiders as he suddenly began to fall out of the building, crashing down to the ground. Loona couldn't help but snicker a bit.
"Here." Antauri said, extends the tablets to her. "Once with water after lunch."
"Thanks, kid." Loona thanked him with a smile, ruffled his hair as she put them in her pocket.
Loona is then shown at her desk, watching an online video of Charlie Morningstar performing 'Inside of Every Demon is a Rainbow'. Moxxie approaches her with a flyer ofr 'Chub B Gone'.
"Um, excuse me, did you just fax me an ad for weight loss?" Moxxie asks.
"No." Loona answered simply without looking at him.
"Wha-Why-why would anyone send me this?" Moxxie asks again.
"Come on, you know why." Loona told him with a smirk.
The next scene shows Loona looking through the fridge in the break room.
"Whoever left the fucking...avocado in the fridge, I'm taking it, because I have the worst hangover right now." Loona said, turns around to face Millie with a red box in hand as she shuts the door with her foot.
Loona rips off the lid and drinks the salad, which for some reason, is in a liquid form.
"Why would you drink on a work night?" Millie asks, confused.
"I'm hungover from this morning, dumbass." Loona remarked, stops drinking.
Moxxie enters the room and notices Loona with his box.
"Isn't that my lunch?" Moxxie asks.
"You know what? I can't take this assault right now!" Loona said, had enough when she drops the box to the floor. "I need to blow off some fucking steam!"
Loona then kicks the box to Moxxie, knocking him out of the room. She then ran out of the I.M.P. HQ with a yell, then kicks the baby stroller in the air.
The scene transitions to Loona at her desk, telling Blitzo about a caller.
"Blitz, that clingy rick asshole is on the phone. Says it's urgent and wants to talk to you." Loona rudely told him with a shout. "Sounds a little DTF-y."
"Oh God, it was one time!" Blitzo groans, threw his cup of water on the floor and then crosses his arms. "If I hadn't slept with that privileged asshole, none of us would have access to the living world."
"You what?" Moxxie said, stunned while Antauri is confused.
The scene cuts to a flashback of Stolas sleeping naked in bed. He's hooting like an owl and there are feathers everywhere. Blitzo, who's partially naked, walks away quietly with a grimoire in his hand.
"Got the book, got the book!" Blitzo quietly sings with a smirk. "Got this fucking heavy book!"
Blitzo is on the balcony and lays the grimoire on the ledge. He tries to step up on the ledge.
"Oh...Oh shit!" Blitzo grunts as he started to fall.
Blitzo lands on a cake that Stola's wife, Stella, and her friends are having, splattering piecesof it all over them.
"Sorry, I fucked your husband." Blitzo told her nervously.
The scene changes back to Loona at her desk.
"Blitz!" Loona shouts.
"I heard you alrea-"
The scene cuts to Blitzo in his office, talking with Stolas, and playing with a bobble head of Moxxie.
"So, what can I do you for this time, Stolas?" Blitzo asks nervously.
Stolas is shown talking on his phone from a mansion.
Stolas is an anthropomorphic owl demon. He's tall and slender with a white, heart-shaped facial disk and small black beak, resembling that of an owl. He has two pairs of almond-shaped red eyes, one set on atop the other, with no visible irises or pupils, albeit white highlights do occasionally appear when he's excited. He has gray feathers, which gradients to dark gray-blue on his head and long, plume-like tail. He has a lighter gray-blue puff of fur on his chest. His limbs are long, thin, and black, and his feet are tipped with talons. He wears a deep red tunic with six lined golden buttons down the breast, and beige breeches. He accessorizes with a feathery top hat that features a regal gold crown encircling it, as well as a long burgundy cape, tattered at the hemline with a plush ermine-look fur collar, and long black gloves with white feathered trims at the elbows.
"There's a political candidate causing trouble up on Earth for a few associates." Stolas explains. "He's trying to convince people global warming exists!"
"Doesn't it?" Blitzo questions skeptically.
"Well, yes, but more people die if nothing is done about it." Stolas answered. "And it gets lonely here."
"Okay, well, yeah, that makes sense." Blitzo agrees with a shrug.
"You know what happens when I'm lonely, Blitzey?" Stolas questions lustfully.
"Oh God fucking dammit." Blitzo said to himself when he pulls his phone away.
"When I'm lonely, I'm become hungry...and when I become hungry, I want to choke on that red **** of yours! **** your ***** and lick all of your ***** before taking out your ***** and **** with more teeth until you're screaming *********** like a fucking baby!"
Blitzo, who's visibly disturbed, hangs up the phone. He breaks his cellphone in half, smashes it with his desk phone, pulls out a blender, puts the pieces in it, and blends them. Blitzo turns and hands the blender to Loona, who was standing nearby.
"Eat this!" Blitzo suggested as Loona drinks the blended cellphone mixture. "And then you know that bridge over the freeway?"
"Yeah?" Loona answered with her raised eyebrow.
"Shit off it!" Blitzo told her with a glare.
The flashback ends, and Antauri seemed surprised but thought back to one of his own. In the flashback, Loona and Antuari were at the park.
"Okay, kid, whenever you get to the living world, you'll have to blend in." Loona told him. "Watch."
Loona then uses her magic to turn herself into a human.
Her human disguise is greatly similar to her original form, but her eye colors are inverted, has a visible belly button which she lacks in her original form. She shrinks down from her demon form, appearing to be an average height compared to most humans in this form and somewhat slimmer than normal. She retains her same outfit, but with the addition of black knee-high socks and high-top sneakers and black lipstick. Her choker also loses the spikes, and in place of her torn right ear, she now has two earrings on each ear. Her head is shaved on the right side.
"This is how you'll blend in and you'll blend as a human, that way your cover won't blow and things won't go to shit." Loona said while turning back into her normal form. "Now, you try."
Antauri nods as he then uses his magic to turn himself into a human.
His human disguise is similar, except that his tail and his ears are still showing, his eyes are blue irises, white sclera. His attire was a white shirt, blue shorts, and black sneakers.
"Umm...what do you think?" Antauri asked nervously, turns to Loona.
Loona looked at him with her eyes widen and her jaw dropped, but she began to smile with her tail wagging. She then tackles him down to the ground with a squeal of excitement as she wraps her arms around him, nuzzling him.
"You're so adorable~!" Loona cooed, kisses him in the forehead which got him blushed with embarrassment.
The flashback ends, and Millie crosses her arms, watching Loona ruffling his hair.
"Now to mention Loona kept hogging him all day when it was supposed to be my turn to take care of him." Millie adds with jealousy. "I even told her about the agreement, but she's been with him more than once."
"Hey, I'm trying to mellow down a notch and take care of my child, 'cause he's a hellhound. Same as me." Loona told her with a glare, but turns to Antauri with a smile. "Besides, he's starting to grow on me."
"He also grows on me when Moxxie and me first took care of him, ever since his first day in Hell!" Millie growled at the hellhound. "And besides, I was also teaching him how to defend himself since those damn whores were after him."
"Yeah? Well, I'm teaching him, too." Loona retorted, flipped her off.
"Like what, exactly?" Millie questions, raises her eyebrow.
"Okay, enough of this bullshit! The last I want is you two bitches fight amongst each other over for the pup, and you both have to share whether you like or not." Blitzo suggested, but decided to change the subject. "But the point is, Loona's a valued member of our family, and you don't get rid of family."
Loona looks up from her phone and smiled, touched by Blitzo's words.
"We aren't family, sir! You are the boss! We are the employees! You treat her like she's some troubled teenager!" Moxxie argued when Blitzo walk next to him with a smug look on his face. "She's more like a meth-addicted homeless woman you let man the phones!"
Loona continues looking at her phone, slowly gives him the middle finger to Moxxie.
"I wouldn't say she's addicted to anything." Antauri said nervously.
"And that is offensive!" Blitzo retorted, walk towards the window and pulled the blinds up. "Without homeless people, I wouldn't have half the joy and laughter I do in thie life!"
Blitzo puts his face up against the window, cracking it, and sees a homeless demon, who looked sad and holding up a sign that reads 'Monee helps. Satans bless'. A female demon is on her cellphone and ignores the hobo. Blitzo smugly waved at him, before lowering the window blinds.
"While we're on the subject of family, can you stop finding me, Antauri, and Millie outside of work?!" Moxxie suggested in annoyance when he facepalmed himself, which Antauri nods with an agreement.
"Come on, sweetie! It's not that big a deal!" Millie protests, causing both Moxxie and Antauri to look at her.
"Excuse me...WHAT?!" Moxxie exclaimed in shock.
The scene cuts into a flashback of Moxxie and Millie preparing dinner in the kitchen. Antauri was on the counter, getting some flavoring tins that Moxxie wanted him to get.
"Honey, can you get me the butter?" Moxxie asked as he finished dicing up some food and putting it in the pot.
"Sure, sweetie." Millie replied as she helped Antauri down from the counter, opened the door to find Blitzo inside of the fridge.
"Spoiler alert: the butter's spoiled!" Blitzo warns when he handed her the butter, causing Millie to giggle.
"What's so funny?" Antauri asks when he and Moxxie turned around.
"Really impressive wordplay." Blitzo said with a smug, perched in the fridge.
"WHAT THE?! WHY ARE YOU IN OUR FRIDGE?!" Moxxie and Antauri shouted at the same time.
Later that evening, Moxxie, Millie, and Antauri were asleep in their bed with the white hellhound noticing something as he sniff the air, knew that familiar scent, following the trail. Moxxie heard a purring sound and opened his eyes to see Blitzo standing on him, looking him right in the eyes.
"What you're dreaming about?" Blitzo questions when Antauri quietly creeps up on him, prowling.
"I was dreaming of my parents were being murdered, but now...I'd like to go back on that." Moxxie groaned in annoyance as Antauri bites Blitzo right on the tail.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!" Blitzo yelled when he jumps in the air and hit his head against the ceiling.
In the next scene, Antauri was looking at the photo of his late parents while listening to his own music called 'On My Own' by Paul Hertzog which is a song track of a movie called 'Bloodsport'. Then, he heard a music coming from the room as he took off his earphones and listened to the music, which was coming from Moxxie playing the guitar with Millie next to him.
Moxxie (Sings):
Of all the imps in Hell!
Moxxie and Millie (Sings):
It's for her/him that I fell!
Moxxie (Sings):
Oh Millie!
Antuarui smiled at them when they're closing their eyes to kiss, but Moxxie noticed Blitzo outside of the window with a camcorder.
"Are you fucking filming us right now?!" Moxxie shouts with shock and anger.
The flashback ends as the scene cuts back to the conference room.
"Just. Stop. Doing. That!" Moxxie growled in annoyance, turning to Blitzo.
"I don't see what the issue is!" Blitzo remarked with a shrug, and a toothy grin. "Is there something you don't want seeing?"
"No!" Moxxie answered with his eyes twitching in anger, causing Loona to snicker.
"You a baby-weiner-haver?" Blitzo taunts, placing his hands on his waist.
"Sir, what you say and how you act is totally inappropriate!" Moxxie shouts, stands up from his chair and accusingly points at Blitzo. "And another thing, it's also inappropriate when there's a kid in front of you!"
"Calm down, Mox. You're gonna have another panic attack." Millie warns him with concern when Moxxie sits back on the chair.
"I AM CALM!?" Moxxie yelled as Millie comforts him.
"Look, I don't judge the boring couple stuff you do outside work hours, so don't judge me!" Blizto told him when he motions his hands to imply sexual activity, then crossed his arms in a frown.
"Oh, I do judge you, sir! Quite a lot actually!" Moxxie argued.
"Mox, he's our boss!" Millie protested.
"Nonono, it's fine Mills." Blitzo told her with a smirk, shrugs. "Your husband is just...How do I say this without being offensive...Retarded."
"Does immaturely insulting me make you feel better about your sad, single life?" Moxxie questions in annoyance.
"It actually does." Blitzo answered, leaned towards him.
"The only reason you have a wife is because you're easy to manage!" Loona said, looks away from her phone and looks at Moxxie, who felt offended.
"No he's not, you bitch!" Millie shouts when she slams her hands against the table, looking at Loona with anger and double flips her off which it got her to growl.
"Do not talk to my receptionist that way! She's sensitive!" Blitzo shouts.
"Yes, I am!" Loona agrees with a snarl.
"You guys are fucking assholes!" The boy named Eddie said which it got their attention, noticing that he's still alive and still lying on a table with three wires from a heart monitor attached to his stomach.
"Oh, shut up, kid! You're lucky to witness this!" Blitzo remarked when Moxxie sighed.
"Ugh, this company is such a mess!" Moxxie groaned, pinching the bridge of his nose.
"Alright, let's go back to talking about my outfit." Blitzo suggested with a smile.
"Nobody was talking about that." Loona and Antauri points out at the same time.
"Which is why I'm trying to get the ball rolling." Blitzo replied. "So, how does it look? It's good, right?"
"It's been a literal hell having to pretend to be paralyzed so you fuckshits wouldn't kill me!" Eddie said with a scowl, sat up after pulling the wires out of his stomach. "But now I want that, I want death!"
"Wish granted." Antauri told him, threw his throwing knives right in between two of Eddie's eyes and the forehead which literally kills him.
The three imps and Loona looked at the white hellhound, surprised that he actually killed him for the first time.
"What?" Antauri asks with a shrug. "He asked."
"Wow...that was actually impressive, kid." Loona told him with an impressed smirk, but noticed a text from her phone. "Oh fuck! Guys, I just got a text from our client. Guess he was the right target after all."
"Who?" Blitzo asked.
"Him." Loona answered simply, points at the dead kid.
"That douchebag?" Antauri inquires.
"Yep." Loona replied.
"They wanted us to kill an actual child?" Blitzo questions in shock.
"That's what they're saying." Loona replied again, then turns to the white hellhound. "And it looks like he did the job."
"Well I'll be damned, guess he'll fit right in." Blitzo states. "Now, lets get to work."
And with that, Blitzo and Moxxie were kicking the corpse, Millie stabs the corpse with a knife after pulling three throwing knives out, and Loona records everything on her phone with Antauri standing next to her.
Blitzo (Voiceover):
You know, folks, with this company, I really wanted to prove that we're capable of doing the same things anyone else can! Like killing people!
Blitzo and Moxxie are shown dismembering Eddie's body with a handsaw and a chainsaw respectively. Blood splattered on the screen, then the scene shows the group by a dumpster, putting Eddie's body parts in the garbage bag.
So, from us here at the Immediate Murder Professionals group, we promise to settle your unfinished business or your money...is gone and you're never getting it back and you can write us bad review, but we'll play dumb to it, because it's Hell and no one fucking cares.
Blitzo hugs the two imps and the two hellhounds.
"You know, even though this kid was a target, he's still a child." Blitzo told them as he wraps his tail around them. "And it's important that we handle this going forward respectively."
The two imps and the two hellhounds smiled, as the scene cuts to a newscast, showing Eddie's mother tearfully holding up a drawing of her son. A male news reporter holds a microphone up to her, looking disinterested. The headline on a screen says, 'Mom sucks at drawing own kid', while the ticker bar reads, 'There is a missing boy! Yet another missing kid!'
"Please! If anyone has seen my little Eddie, please contact us-"
It got her spooked when Eddie's body bag is suddenly dropped into her arms. Eddie's mother and the news reporter look up as the camera follows their gaze. The three imps are shown, looking down on them through the portal.
"You're welcome!" Blitzo shouts with a wave as they disappear in the portal.
Loona and Antauri already walked out of the I.M.P. HQ earlier to grab something to eat for supper, but Millie quickly grabs the white hellhound. Loona growls when Millie flips her off, sticking her tongue and ran.
"COME BACK WITH MY CHILD, BITCH!?" Loona yelled as she began to pursue her.
That's it for the 3rd chapter.