This is the 7th chapter. I don't own the series of Helluva Boss.
Warning: This story contains violence, strong language, sexual themes, blood and gore, horny demons, horny humans...and yes, it's for mature audiences. Viewer discretion advised.
Spring Broken
The scene starts with Blitzo and the driving their van along the street.
"I love this song!" Blitzo said excitedly, poorly singing along with 'Mustang Dong' on the radio.
Blitzo (Sings):
You were a spicy little-
Uh-
Demon with the-
Uh-
bleach blonde haaaair!
Loona and Antuari were sitting on the passenger sext next to Blitzo, looking mildly annoyed at his singing. Moxxie covers his somehow non-existing ears in the back while Millie rolls down her window and smiles.
Blitzo (Sings):
Fieeendin' for that semen when I caught your stare...
They drive into an old crowded parking lot.
Blitzo (Sings):
Thooought it might be love, but you went-
A pink car pulls into the remaining parking space.
"Oh, shit! Fu**!" Bltizo shouts in panic when Loona tightly grabs hold of Antauri.
Blitzo slams onto the brakes and the van skids to a stop. Blitzo turns off the radio and glares at the person in the pink car. He glances at the license plate, which reads 'SUCKS-4-LIFE'.
"Oh, you 'suck for life', do ya?!" Blitzo snarled as he pulls out a megaphone. "Listen up, you unoriginal pink cum dump! You have 3 goddamn seconds to get your tits out of my parking spot!"
The passenger steps out of her front car seat with high heels. Blitzo lowers the megaphone, shocked.
"Oh, shit!" Blitzo exclaims. "Verosika!"
Verosika blows a bubble of pink gum before it pops.
"Blitzo." Verosika said.
"I should have known you'd be here." Blitzo said with a glare, points his finger at Verosika. "I could smell fish from miles, which is odd. Because, I believe the nearest ocean is..."
Blitzo falls and faceplants onto the ground before standing up.
"...three rings DOWN!" Blitzo finishes his sentence.
"And I should have known you'd be here when I heard the Amber Alerts." Verosika retorted, grabs her whiskey flask.
"Oh yeah? I'm surprised they let your fat ass outta rehab." Blitzo retorted. "I can see you're still a drunken whore, clutching onto that Beelzejuice bottle like it's the last cock in Hell!"
"They let me out because I'm still famous. And rehab is for sad, loser wash-ups." Verosika remarked with a smirk, flips her long hair back as she takes a drink from her bottle and wipes her mouth with her thumb. "So, your sister says 'Hi'."
"Why are you parking here?!" Blitzo questions angrily, steps in front of Verosika. "This is the ONLY parking spot my company has! So, take your tampon race car somewhere else!"
"Actually, prick. It has my name on it." Verosika told him, leaned next to him.
Verosika points down her name written in purple spray paint by their feet. I.M.P. is crossed out on the ground.
"I'm doing a bit of freelance for one of the infinitely more successful companies in the building..."
"No way..." Loona muttered in shock, watching from the van.
"Um, who's she?" Antauri asks curiously.
"You don't know who Verosika Mayday is?!" Loona shouts with her eyes widen.
"In case you forgot, I live in Georgia." Antuari points out.
"Okay, point taken." Loona said with a sigh as she starts explaining.
"...and they wanted to have me come in this week to lead their team during spring break." Verosika finishes her sentence.
"A WEEK?!" Blitzo exclaims. "No, no, you are NOT parking here for a fuckin' week!"
"Awww, you mad, Blitzo?" Verosika mockingly questions, removes her sunglasses. "You gonna run off, leaving someone else to pay for the hotel room, steal their car and run..."
"...run three rings to Wrath and max MY credit cards on shitty horse riding lessons?!" Verosika and Blitzo said at the same time when she's angry and him unamused.
"Goddamn it whore, you will NOT let that go!" Blitzo exclaims, stomps his foot with a horse growling.
"Choke on a sandpaper cock." Verosika retorted, flips him off and walks away while Loona fearfully lowers her head in the van.
Blitzo follows her.
"HOLD ON!" Blitzo shouts. "You better move that pussy wagon right now, or I'm gonna..."
A towering muscular hellhound named Vortex appears behind him and growls.
"You'll what?" Vortex snarled, dared him to finish his sentence while Blitzo glances around and stutters in fear, but Antauri comes from behind and bites the hellhound in tail. "YEEEOOOOWWWWW!"
Vortex turns over his shoulder, and notice Antauri bite him in the tail.
"What the?! You're that pup from the park!" Vortex states shockingly as Antauri let go of his tail.
"And you're that hellhound from before!" Antuari remarked, growling at him and then turns to Verosika. "And you're with him, chasing after me!"
"Uh oh, looks like that pup remembers you both." Blitzo said with a smirk, crossed his arms. "And it looks like he won't be making friends with you two cock suckers."
"Oh, don't think I didn't forget that you hook those chains next to my car!" Verosia snarled angrily. "Do you have any idea much damage it cost me to get it repaired and pulling those fucking chains off of my car?!"
"You and your bitches chained up my van!" Blitzo argued. "We went to all that trouble on getting Antauri back from those whores!?"
Both Verosika and Blitzo continued arguing while Antauri was watching, but Vortex approach next him. Antauri turns to him, growling at him and given him 'I got my eye on you' look.
"Easy there, I'm not looking for trouble." Vortex assures him with a chuckle. "I was only following orders. And I feel bad for chasing after you. Verosika wants you because she wants to become even more famous with you here."
"And what about you?" Antauri inquires, raises his eyebrow. "Are you here to be famous too?"
"Nah, little man, I'm her bodyguard." Vortex answered, chuckled. "The names Vortex, but my friends call me Tex."
"Antauri." Antauri introduces himself.
"So, we're cool?" Vortex asks, extends his hand as Antauri shook his hand.
"...and no way I'm letting you have Antauri, just for you to be fucking famous and all of your bullshit!" Blitzo finishes his sentence angrily. "You should consider yourself lucky that Millie and Loonie didn't find you and murder your ass!"
"Well, I always get what I want because I'm famous. And I have Vortex here to take care both of them, because unlike you, he actually does his job well." Verosika told him as she and Vortex walks away, but she glances over her shoulder as she flips Blitzo off. "Ta-ta, fuck stain. Oh, and Antauri, if ever wanna leave this red imp bitch and live with me, here's my card."
Verosika throws her card at Antauri which he grabs it, and reading her phone number that said 'VEROSIKA MAYDAY 832-***-****'.
"Ugh, I wasted so much time with a bag of holes like that." Blitzo grunts in annoyance.
Loona kicks the van door open and steps out.
"You know Verosika Mayday?!" Loona exclaims.
"Huh...? Oh, yeah. Her, yeah. We dated." Blitzo answered quickly, crossed his arms with a frown.
"Was it before or after she became a pop star?" Millie asks when her head pops up at the door, but Moxxie opens the van door and steps out.
"You dated a pop star?!" Moxxie exclaims with shock.
"That's hard to believe." Antauri states.
"Okay, why are you all acting like that's such a shock?" Blitzo demands in annoyance.
"Helloooo, it's Verosika Mayday?" Loona points out, leans against the van door.
"It's you?" Millie adds.
"You did something that upsets her." Antauri told him.
"I just..." Moxxie said, scratches his head. "Is she blind?! Suffering some form of brain damage?"
"Okay, look, you are making this into a way bigger deal than it needs to me." Blitzo states, annoyed with his hands on his waist. I don't pry into your stupid personal lives."
"You do that all the time, sir! /Come on, you kinda do that. /You totally do that. /You pretty much do, you liar." Moxxie, Millie, Loona, and Antauri protests in annoyance.
"What was sex with her like?" Millie questions with a mischievous grin, eyelids lowering.
"What?!" Antauri exclaims, blushed.
"Millie!" Moxxie exclaims, taken aback.
"Whaaaat?! It's a pop star!" Millie points out innocently. "You'd wanna know what sex with Michael Crawford was like."
"Seriously?! Not in front of the kid, dumbass!" Loona berates her, points her finger at the white hellhound, who's blushing like a tomato.
Millie noticed which it got her chuckled nervously.
"Okay, look, let's just drop it!" Blitzo grunts, impatient and annoyed. "Millie, j-find a temporary spot for that truck."
Blitzo tosses the keys to Millie, who gleefully catches them and runs to the driver's side.
"Okay, Loonie, Moxxie, Antauri, let's go handle this shit." Blitzo said.
The scene cuts to Loona, Antauri, Moxxie, and Blitzo stepping out of an elevator.
"Do you think they saw me?" Loona asks, walks nervously forward. "Fuck! I did my makeup shitty today!"
"Oh, you look perfect, Loonie!" Blitzo told her, smiles at her with shining eyes. "Like always~!"
Loona narrows her eyes and scowls.
"Shut UP, da-"
Blitzo looks at her with adoration on his face. Loona catches herself almost referring to Blitzo as 'dad' and shoves him aside.
"Urgh! Blitzo!" Loona grunts in annoyance.
Loona checks her face in a handheld mirror, stepping over Blitzo before accidentally bumping into Vortex. She looks up in embarrassment.
"Oof!" Loona grunts, looking at him. "Oh! Whoa..."
Vortex glances down at Loona. Loona blushes and wags her tail. Blitzo smiles at Loona before he gasps in shock. He moves between Loona and Vortex, his arms out.
"Hiiii, big man. Where's your bitch bag of an employer?" Blitzo asks with a scowl.
Vortex mentions to a nearby room with neon pink hearts over double doors. 'V' and 'M' are spray-painted on the door windows across from the I.M.P. office room.
"She's in her office." Vortex explains, unfazed of his anger. "There wasn't a room on the second floor, so they rented one here on this one. It's cheaper."
"Oh, COME ON!" Blitzo complains.
"Sorry, man." Vortex said with a scoff, walks away.
"Oh, no you don't, bitch." Blitzo muttered with a scowl.
"Sir...how about you let me go in and try to reason with her?" Moxxie suggested. "I don't really listen to what's classified as 'pop genre' music, so her status to me is name recognition alone..."
Blitzo tunes Moxxie out with a glare.
"In my opinion, her music is a bit derivative of-"
"Moxxie, shut the fuck up." Blitzo interrupts impatiently.
"Alrighty, then." Moxxie replied as he heads over to Verosika's office.
Moxxie pushes the door open and goes inside. The silhouettes of Moxxie, Verosika, and her gang of demons are seen through the glass window.
"Hello, Miss Verosika, was it?" Moxxie said, earned their attention. "I work for I.M.P. and it is actually rather important for us to retain the singular parking space we were assigned, because-"
"Aw, look at that little one. He's got a wittle bow tie!" A succubus named Coco cooed with a smirk, points to Moxxie.
"Please don't condescend me, ma'am." Moxxie protests. "I-"
"Want a kissy, little guy?" An incubus named Josh offers.
"A kind offer, but...I'm married." Moxxie declines as the gang of demons surround him.
"Hey...why don't you send a little message from me back to your limp-dick...boss?" Verosika suggested with a devious smirk.
The demon silhouettes bare their fangs over Moxxie to sexually assault him.
"Don't touch that!" Moxxie screams in panic.
Blitzo races and presses his head against the window.
"Moxxie, don't let her access any of your holes!" Blitzo warned him, but it's too late.
Moxxie races back into the hall, panted with his back against the door. He walks past them, battered and shaken with red lipstick kisses all over his face.
"I...I gotta go lie down...now." Moxxie stuttered and shaken, falls face-first onto the ground.
"Oh, this won't STAND!" Blitzo shouts in anger, can't take it anymore.
Blitzo kicks both doors open, causing Verosika and her gang noticed.
"Alright...! *bleep* THAT'S IT!" Blitzo snarled, stomps toward Verosika. "If you're gonna be shitty to my employees, then I challenge you to a fuckin'...challenge! Fuck, I said that twice."
"Mmmm...Is this imp boy starting a demon duel?" Kiki inquires.
"I think he is." Verosika replied with a smirk, leaned towards him. "What's the game then, Blitzo?"
"Every year, you STD spreaders go up topside for easy pickings while spring break is a prime time for crime of all kinds!" Blitzo explains. "So I bet...you succu-bitches can't fuck as many people as we can off by the end of the day."
The succubi laughed, but Blitzo glares in determination as they stopped laughing.
"Oh, you're serious? In that case, in the addition for the wager, when we win this challenge, we'll have that little white puppy you have, and he'll be with us. So, do we have a deal?" Verosika offers.
Normally, Blitzo would reject that wager, but he won't get what he wanted by getting his parking spot back and Verosika will have the white hellhound. He reluctantly nods with an agreement as Verosika leans in close to his face.
"Then, game on...bitch." Verosika said in a low whisper.
Later at I.M.P. HQ, Blitzo stands in front of the whiteboard. Behind him is an easel with drawings on papers. The I.M.P. members sit at a table and listen.
"Alright, shut your assholes! Here's how we're gonna do this shit!" Blitzo said serious as he began the brief. "First, we find a fuck ton of clients."
The animated drawings on the paper show Blitzo, Loona, Millie, Moxxie, and Antauri standing together. A Bunch of imps and clients surround them with bags of money.
"We portal up."
Blitzo drawing snaps his fingers. The I.M.P. figures fall down.
"We have our fun murder time as per usual."
The I.M.P. drawings kill off human drawings with guns.
"We pile all the bodies into a big fuckin' canoe."
The human bodies are tossed into a canoe that reads 'S.S. CUM GUTTER'.
"We push said canoe into some water."
Blitzo drawing kicks the canoe full of bodies away from the dock.
"We light it on fire to attract the sharks and eagles n' shit. Maybe a goose, too! Fuck it!"
Animated drawings of sharks, eagles, snakes, and creatures eat the bodies set on fire in the canoe. A large octopus chomps the entire ship and the animals.
"They come and eat the bodies, we win the bet..."
The I.M.P. drawings cheer and the Loona and Antauri figure wear party hats.
"We rub it in that sloppy bitch's drunken whore-ass face..."
The I.M.P. members give a Verosika drawing several middle fingers. The Verosika drawing bursts into tears. The scene cuts back to the meeting.
"Do you have...any questions?" Blitzo asks with a smirk, throws pointer stick through the window.
"Uh, yeah. Why was that nonsense?" Moxxie questions, annoyed.
"That wasn't a question." Blitzo told him with a frown, walks over to him while crossed his arms.
"That wasn't a plan." Moxxie remarked.
"I agree, it's his idea." Antauri agrees.
"I'm sorry, but that was a flawless presentation of what we should do, Mox." Blitzo told him, puts a hand around Moxxie. "It's not my fault you got a smooth little brain upstairs.'
"A what now?" Moxxie said, confused.
"I'm callin' ya slow, Moxxie. God, why don't you learn to take criticism, you talentless baby dicked troll?!" Blitzo snarled in annoyance, poking Moxxie in the chest.
"Why don't you take an art class?" Moxxie argued, finally had enough as he climb onto the table in anger and points Blitzo.
"Why don't you see how EXPENSIVE they are?!" Blitzo shouts, grabs Moxxie and throws him back in his chair.
"Hey, is there a way me and Antauri can come with you guys this time?" Loona suggested.
"Absolutely not, I forbid it. Not gonna happen. Sorry, sweetie." Blitzo refused. "Spring break is no place for young vulnerable goth girls or the kid. You know the kind of FREAKS up there who'd drool all over you!"
Blitzo, Millie, Moxxie, Loona, and Antauri simultaneously break the fourth wall by glaring disapprovingly at the camera.
"Well, Antauri and I can blend in with humans easy enough." Loona points out. "Just let us tag along."
"Wait, say that again." Blitzo said.
"She said, we can blend in." Antauri told him, which he and Loona can disguise themselves.
"Do you two have a human disguise?" Millie asks surprisingly.
"Yeah, don't you?" Loona asks, which the imps look at each other nervously, leaving her furious. "You three have been screwing on Earth this whole fucking time...without human disguises?!"
"Okay, new plan!" Blitzo exclaims.
Blitzo quickly scribbles on a piece of paper and hangs it on the easel. It shows Loona and Antauri surrounded by humans with hearts around them.
"Loonie and Antauri can help lure the humans to us, we'll take care of the rest." Blitzo said. "Okay, how about that?"
"Flawless logic." Millie replied.
"I think you're missing the biggest issue, sir." Moxxie points out. "Isn't it crucial to have a client who demands enough kills to win this bet? We aren't just going up to massacre!"
"I got that covered, Mox." Blitzo states with a smirk.
Later, Blitzo puts a ratty flyer reading 'SPRING BREAK VICTIM, 50% OFF!' with drawings of himself, a dead victims and horses. Blitzo walks to Moxxie.
"Now...we wait." Blitzo said with a smirk.
"Sir...there is no way we are going to get enough clients by the end of the day with one poorly, spelled, bad grammar flyer!" Moxxie protested in annoyance, pinching the bridge of his nose.
Moxxie and Blitzo look to see demons lining up, including Travis, looking at the flyer. Blitzo grins smugly and elbows Moxxie.
"Now, who's first?" Blitzo said, strolls toward the other demons.
The scene cuts to a beach in the human world. People happily walk around, relax, and talk. Blitzo, Millie, Moxxie, Loona, and Antauri hide behind the coral-covered rocks under a dock.
"Now, remember, we can't be seen, alright? And loose shots will likely cause a panic, so Loona and Antauri can help with leading targets to a better spot to off'em." Blitzo informed them, then turns toward the two hellhounds. "You got the list?"
Both Loona and Antauri skims a long list in her hands and gives it a sniff.
"Got it." Loona and Antauri replied at the same time.
Both Loona and Antauri stands up and in a swirling flash, they transformed into a human version of themselves, except for his ears and tail are still showing. The imps stare in shock.
"Ohhhhh, Loonie, look at you. You look...downright awful! I'm so proud." Blitzo muttered with a proud smile, causing Loona to glare at him.
"Don't listen to him, you looking amazing." Antauri compliments her.
"Thanks." Loona thanked him with a smile, ruffled his hair. "But your disguise still needs a little work."
'I don't care! He looks cute~!' Millie mentally squealed with her eyes filled with hearts.
"Now fetch!" Blitzo said with a smirk, points at the humans.
Both Loona and Antauri peers in front of them, their target humans outlined in red in their visions.
"Watch and learn, kid." Loona said with a smirk.
Loona strolls over to a tall man wearing sunglasses. She moves a finger toward his chest and gives him a flirtatious grin. She motions behind her and to a private alleyway. Loona heads him into the alleyway and leans against the wall. The reaches out to grab her in lust, but is shot in the head by Blitzo spying on the roof. He gives Loona a thumbs up.
"Now you try." Loona suggested, approaching him. "Remember what I showed you."
Antauri nods as he strolls over to a woman with a bikini, but she squealed which it got him running while she chases after him. It didn't take long when Moxxie shot her in the head at the alley.
"Hmm...not bad, but we really need to work on that." Loona suggested with a ponder. "And don't worry, you'll get the hang of it. Except for those bitches gone gaga over you part."
"I heard that!" Millie shouts, resented that offence.
"See what I mean?" Loona said with a chuckle. "Now, let's get our other targets and win this bet."
Antauri nods as the two hellhounds began hunting for more victims.
In the next shot, a blonde man runs to her in an alleyway with a hungry lustful look on his face. He is caught in a noose by Blitzo. On a rooftop, both a brown-haired man and a woman leans in to kiss Loona and Antauri, but Millie knocks them off the roof with a kick. The man and woman fall down into a dumpster, and Moxxie slams shut. Antauri was about to get pounced on, but Blitzo takes her out. Loona walks in with a fat man down the sidewalk and a flower pot crashes into his head. Blitzo kills a woman with a knife, Millie kills a white-haired woman with a spiked baseball bat, another woman gets shot in the head.
Blitzo and the gang put the bodies in bloodstained dark trash bags, closing them. In the background, Millie jumps on another body.
"That's 13 kills in the bag!" Blitzo said with a smirk. "I like to see that waily snatch orgasm that many-"
"Alright, spring breakers!" The voice of Verosika interrupts which it got their attention as the smoke appears and her demonic silhouette appeared. "Y'all ready to get fucked up and make some BITCHIN' BAD CHOICES?!"
Verosika revealed herself after the smoke clears, in a human form which her skin is light brown. Her hair is ombre-blonde with pink undertones, from darker to lighter towards the tips. She has auburn roots and a light pink streak down the length. Her sclera are white, yet retain the pink irises and exaggerated eyeliner in her demon form. Her outfit changes to a ruffled pink crop top with separate long sleeves and a ruffled pink skirt with a slit at the hem, a star pattern on the front and a black heart on the hip. The skirt dovetails into a light pink sash with a heart design that visually references with her tail. She wears the same thigh-high black heels as before, minus the 'X' cutouts.
The audience cheers. A fan boy rips his shirt that has her name written on his chest.
"Verosika!" The fan boy shouts her name.
"This is you final boarding call." Verosika announces. "All aboard~."
Verosika launches into 'Vacay to Bonetown'. 'Fuck You Blitzo' appears on the screens. Blitzo growls like a rabid animal, foaming at the mouth.
Verosika Mayday (Sings):
Pack you bags
Sun's out
Take a vacay, babe
Take it straight to bone town
She then takes a swig of her Beelzejuice. The humans make out with others around them, they kiss, hug, and grind on each other. A disguised Milky shows a human a popsicle with semen-like saliva on it as several other succubi and incubi grin and sneak on the humans as Verosika continues singing.
Verosika Mayday (Sings):
V-time, free time, baby, relax
Self-care, no hair, Brazilian wax
Hornt up succubus to the beach
Catch some rays while catching some D
"God DAMMIT! That bitch started her goadish mating call!" Blitzo snarled in frustration. "Now, she's gonna win all these sex maniacs! We gotta pick things up, guys!"
A vomiting blonde man is seen next to Blitzo.
"He on the list, Loonie?" Blitzo questions, points to the vomiting man.
"Huh? Yeah...I-I think so." Loona answered, but was distracted when she's looking at Vortex guarding the stage.
Vortex's human disguise is largely identical to his hellhound form, but takes an appearance of a muscular black man with a slightly scarred ear. The wolf head on his left arm is now a tattoo. There are no changes to his outfit besides him having dark shoes.
"Good!" Blitzo said as he takes out a red and black axe.
"Oh, whoa! What are you? A leprechaun?" The blond man asks with a laugh.
"Yeah...pretty cool, huh?" Blitzo answered as he cleaves his head in half with the axe. "But you sure as shit ain't gonna tell nobody! Alright, next one Loonie, c'mon! Loonie? Wait, where-?"
Blitzo glances around to find Loona nowhere in sight. Her outline flashes as he panics.
"Wha- Wha- WHERE'S MY BABYYYYYY?!" Blitzo shouts in distraught, tears in his eyes.
"Look!" Millie said, points at the stage.
Loona is seen walking towards Vortex. Blitzo notices, and his fatherly dread quickly turns into seething anger. Loona checks her makeup as two men French kissing fall into the ground at her feet, and someone offscreen throws their bikini top which lands on Loona's head.
The fanboy run toward Verosika on stage as she sings the next chorus 'Vacay to Bonetown' but Vortex notices and punches him into the ground, headfirst. He drags the man away in the distance. Loona walks over toward Vortex, avoiding a French-kissing couple and tossing aside a bra, but is stopped by Josh, who smirks at her and eyebrows raised. She rolled her eyes in annoyance and backhands him hard, knocking him out.
"Now, who wants a piece of this?!" Verosika announces after took a swig of her Beelzejuice.
Verosika tosses her Beelzejuice bottle into the ocean, creating a golden spillage. A catfish appears, which rapidly grows into a monster.
Loona walks over nervously toward Vortex.
"Heyyyy...you...!" Loona greets nervously, earned his attention.
"Oh, hey." Vortex said. "You're the hound workin' for my boss's freaky ex."
"Yeah." Loona replied, chuckled. "Sorry if that's weird."
"It's cool." Vortex said with a shrug. "Her beef ain't mine. I'm not paid enough to care."
"Yeah! Yeah. I'm Loona!" Loona introduced herself nervously.
"Okay." Vortex said with a chuckle, mimics her nervous tone and smile. "I'm Vortex!"
"That's hot...I mean, like, y'know, 'cause vortexes...y'know, they give off heat." Loona said which it's rather nervously, bites her lip.
"Uh, yeah." Vortex replied with a chuckle. "I guess, but my friends call me Tex."
"Oh, yeah? I wish I had friends." Loona told him, chuckles nervously. "I mean...No, I mean, I don't...I...I don't have any friends."
Blitzo arrives and stands between them.
"Am I...interrupting something?" Blitzo growls with a question.
"Nah, man. Just having a conversation." Vortex points out.
"'Conversation' leads to HPV!" Blitzo said, points his finger at Vortex accusingly.
Moxxie and Millie hide behind metal barrels.
"And...we've lost him." Moxxie states with a sigh. "It's looking like it's up to us handle this list."
"Hell yeah!" Millie agrees with determined smirk. "Team M and M, gettin' shit done, makin' the money!"
Both Moxxie and Millie run off in the sunset and kill more people starting with the ice cream shop before jumping over the rooftop to kill some more. Antauri transform back into his hellhound form since he's getting tired of being chased by women, which just because he's cute in a human form, doesn't mean he don't kill anyone. Antauri started killing his targets from the buildings, then jumping over the rooftop to kill more of his target.
"Blitzo, get the fuck out of here! You're just gonna get us all into shit!" Loona warned him in annoyance.
"I just wanted to see what was so important that you'd be distracted from your job." Blitzo said with a scowl, turns to Loona.
"What, I can't have a break?" Loona questions seriously.
"We have a parking spot on the line!" Blitzo argued.
"Hey, dude. Why don't you chill out?" Vortex told him, walked next to her.
"Why don't you stay out of it?!" Blitzo snarled, then turns back to Loona. "Okay, this is our business!"
Blitzo holds up a drawing with his tail that shows a diagram of himself killing a human equaling money and earning money equaling a horse.
"Literally!" Blitzo said, causing Loona to groan in frustation as she had enough.
"Fuck, Blitzo! Why can't you stay out of my face for, like, five minutes?!" Loona shouts, fixes her hair.
"Because, I adopted you!" Blitzo shouts back, crossed his arms and turned away. "And that should mean something!"
"Oh, what does it matter?!" Loona retorts. "You're not my real dad! I was almost eighteen!"
"It still counts!" Blitzo protests, turns to Loona.
"Well, it shouldn't!" Loona remarked. "I didn't need you then, asshole! I don't, now!"
"And what about Antauri?" Blitzo question. "Didn't he need you after what you're planning when you first met him?!"
"That's different! He was left an orphan after some dickface killed his parents!" Loona shouts. "He needs me as I need him! And I still don't need you!?"
Millie and Moxxie hides behind a table with steel barrels of beer. Millie loads a crossbow for Moxxie to take it. He peeks over and prepares to shoot when a human man comes over and throws a beer can down.
"Wooo! Yeah! Party! Let's do thiiiss!" Skool shouts with a cheer.
Skool knocks the cans aside, sending Moxxie and Millie into the air. Moxxie lands in front of dozens of people. A woman points at Moxxie in disgust.
"Eggggh! Oh my god, it's a fucking possum!" The woman exclaims.
"Oh, crumbs!" Moxxie exclaims with panic.
Moxxie tries to get away, not one of the partygoers catches him by the tail.
"I got it!" Skool said.
Skool picks up Moxxie and shoves him into a barrel of beer. The group cheer about 'beer possum' as they take turns volleying the barrel away. Moxxie drinks the beer inside and gets drunk.
"Beer possum! Beer possum!" Skool cheered.
"Get ready to get fucked up!" Partygoer 1 shouts.
"Ready to get fuuucked!" Partygoer 2 adds.
Loona tries to say something to the upset Blitzo, who crosses his arms.
"Uh...Blitzo...I'm-"
"Enjoy your break, Loonie." Blitzo interrupts. "I'm gonna kill something!"
"Ugggh..." Loona groans sadly.
"Damn, girl. That was savage." Vortex said, places a comforting hand on her shoulder. "You okay?"
"Yeah, I'm fine." Loona answered with a blush. "He always does."
"I'm glad you could stick up for yourself, at least." Vortex said, chuckled with a smile. "Mmm! Takes guts."
"Thanks." Loona thanked him.
Antauri helps Millie runs behind a few stacks of beer kegs toward a wobbling barrel. They opened it and the barrel tips over. Moxxie burps as the beer spills out onto the ground.
"Moxxie!" Millie exclaims.
"He's drunk." Antauri told her.
"Millieee! Hiiii! Hey. Hey, when did you get four heads? I wanna kiss 'em." Moxxie said in drunk tone, makes a smooching noises.
"Yep, he's drunk." Antauri said in disgust, plugging his nose.
Millie picks up the drunken Moxxie. The fish monster emerges from the ocean. The humans the succubi saw the monster. The monster crushes a relaxing human, sending blood everywhere. The humans scream and run away. Blitzo looks at the monster as he finishes choking another man. The monster roars.
"Ooooh! Fish." Moxxie said, still drunk while points at the fish monster.
Antauri quickly react as he pulls Moxxie away when the fish monster wraps its tongue around the white hellhound, pulls him closer and closes its mouth.
"Whoa! Millie! Loona!" Antauri called them.
It got both of the hellhounds attention when they saw Antauri about to get eaten by the fish monster as they ran towards it to rescue the white hellhound while turns back into their true form. Millie spots a spring breaker with a cocktail and kills him with a knife. She lights a cloth on fire and tosses a Molotov cocktail at the fish. The fish loses balance and falls down. Millie, Loona, and Vortex rushes into the ocean and slices up the fish's body while the two hellhounds uses their claws to climb. Vortex pries open the monster's mouth, seeing Antauri holding the monster's uvula.
"Antauri, grab hold of my hand!" Loona shouts.
Loona reaches out her hand toward Antauri as he grabs her hand. She pulls Antauri while Millie slices the tongue, freeing the white hellhound as he lands into Blitzo's arms. A human man celebrates after avoiding getting hit from the tongue, but Blitzo and Antauri kills him with the flintlock and a throwing knife out of annoyance. Antauri then places himself down in the ground.
Inside of the mouth, Vortex was holding the mouth while both Millie and Loona made a quick work by slicing off its stomach, killing the fish monster. Millie, Loona, and Vortex were making their way back to shore.
"Ohhhh, yeah, way to show off!" Blitzo shouts with a smirk.
"Is Antauri okay?" Millie asks.
"Oh, yeah. He's fine." Blitzo answered.
"Though, we couldn't say the same with Moxxie." Antauri said, points at Moxxie. "He's been drunk for drinking beer."
Loona holds the white hellhound and hugs him while Millie holds her husband in her arms.
"Thiiiis is funny. I'm sooooo...drinky." Moxxie said with a doped expression, grins.
Millie hugs Moxxie, happily laughing.
"Ooookay, this is too wholesome for my liking." Blitzo said in annoyance.
"Blitzo." The voice of Verosika called him, earned his attention they saw her and her posse.
"Oh, perfect. That must be the whores!" Blitzo taunts in annoyance when the two hellhounds and the two imps were next to him.
"That was handled rather...obvious...don't you think?" Verosika questions with a smirk, crosses her arms.
"I don't think this belonged to any of us." Millie told her, tosses the flask back to Verosika, who catches it, then drop-passes it to Milky. "Would be a shame if anyone found out you guys were behind a giant monster fish in the human world."
"Oh, Satan!" Moxxie said, laughing. "You're gonna be so...FUUUUCKED!"
The succubi knew that both Moxxie and Millie were right since they cause the monster fish go on a rampage. Verosika then tries to make an excuse.
"Yeah, well...you three nasty gremlins will be in shit for not being in disguises." Verosika remarked when Moxxie faceplants into the sand.
"A human called me a possum." Moxxie told her, then faceplants again. "I am not a possum!"
"Y'know, we could keep this little B-movie scene on the down low if you agree to let us use that parking space." Blitzo suggested with a smirk, shoving Moxxie aside with his foot.
"...Fine." Verosika reluctantly complies.
"WE FUCKIN' WOOOOOOON!" Blitzo shouts with a cheer and laugh, causing Antauri to sigh in annoyance.
"Fuck YEAH!" Millie adds.
"IN YOUR FACE, BIIIITCH!" Blitzo shouts at her.
"Come on, let's get out of here." Verosika said with a scoff. "Tex!"
"Well...guess it's time to bounce." Vortex said with a shrug, turns to Loona. "But, hey, if you're ever down to party, I'll give you a ring sometime."
"Really?" Loona exclaims with starry eyes, but quickly regains her composure. "I mean, heh...yeah. Yeah."
"Yeah! My girlfriend throws a ton of crazy hound parties." Vortex told her with a smile.
As Vortex mentions his girlfriend, Loona's expression shifts into dejection.
"Nice." Loona said, dejecting. "Can't wait for my first one."
"Let's get you some friends, girl." Vortex said with a chuckle as he gives her a playful punch before following Verosika.
Loona looks downcast as seeing Vortex leave and being reminded of her confrontation with Blitzo as well as the reveal her crush already has a partner.
"Come on, Loonie Tooney!" Blitzo called her. "Let's go back and park out fat fuckin' car in our fat fuckin' space!"
The I.M.P. go through the portal, but as Loona was about to go through, she feels a hand on her tail and looks to see Antauri.
"Are you okay?" Antauri asks.
"I guess...Just down that I've been crushing on a guy who's already in a relationship and fucked things with Blitz." Loona said with sad sigh.
"We all make mistakes." Antauri said. "But look at the bright side, you're starting to make a friend along the way. We're friends, right?"
Antauri can only give her a sympathetic smile which made Loona surprised.
"Y-Yeah, I guess you got a point." Loona answered. "But what about Blitz?"
"Try and reconcile. Yeah, he can get carried away, not to mention being a jerk and pain in the ass." Antauri told her which it got her chuckled. "Tell him and maybe things will be alright."
"Why do you care so much?" Loona asks curiously.
"I guess...It's something I can't help with. I mean, I've been with you guys for like...weeks or months or so, but I don't like seeing you sad." Antauri told her. "Blitz may not show that he cares, but he still does. I care about you."
Loona smiles a bit as she hugs him.
"Anyway, we should head back with the others." Antauri suggested. "It's been a long day and I need a bath."
"R-Right, let's go." Loona agrees as she and Antauri jumps through the portal.
Blitzo jumps up and mockingly flips the double bird through the portal, making Verosika growl in anger and her eye twitches. Verosika and her gang huddle together in fear as the police, a clown, and a mine robot surround them, guns pointed.
"PUT YOUR HANDS UP, YOU SICK DEVIANTS!" The police yelled over the megaphone.
"Alright, sluts." Verosika said, raises her hands in the air of defeat and dismay. "Get ready to suck a lot of pig dick."
Her gang all sigh and groan in disgust as they raise their hands in defeat. But as if their prayers were answered, a portal appeared under them as they were sucked in, closing right after.
In Hell, Verosika and her gang were all confused as they were back in Hell at the parking lot. They heard a fake cough as they turned to see Antauri, holding the grimoire.
"Be glad I helped you guys out." Antauri said, closing the grimoire. "If Blitz was here, he would've let all of you behind bars."
"Thanks for the save, little man." Vortex thanked him with smile. "Guess we're even."
"Yeah." Antauri nods.
"Thanks, kid." Verosika thanked him.
"You all should head home, it's been a long day." Antauri suggested.
"Will do." Vortex agrees. "And whenever you're not busy, I'll hook you and Loona up for a party."
"Sure thing." Antauri replied as Verosika and the gang left.
Seeing them leave, Antauri head towards Loona since Millie is gonna be busy with Moxxie for while because of him being drunk.
That's it for the 7th chapter.