Booker T vs. Lightning and first round of the triathalon.
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"Welcome back as we will go to the ring where the steel cage has been set and it's ready for Booker T and Lightning Jackson to raise hell." Tazz said as the bell rang as some hip-hop music played as Lightning came out to boos and some fans started throwing stuff at him because of the racial comment he made to Funaki in the last episode before "BeachBlast" as he walked down the aisle.
"The following contest is a Steel Cage Match…the only way to win is by pinfall, or escaping the cage…introducing first…representing The Empire…weighing in at 275 Pounds…he is "The Athletic Storm" Lightning Jackson!" Justin Roberts announced as Lightning walked up the steel steps and walked through the steel cage door and arrived into the ring as he grabbed the microphone from Justin Roberts as he began to speak.
"You! Ring announcer man…get your dumb announcing ass out of my ring!" Lightning said as the crowd booed him as Justin flipped him off as the crowd cheered.
"It's time to face an old timer named "Booker T" who is a five time WCW Champion…who gives a shit about a shitty organization that went down because of a new york yankee cracker trying to copy the WWE…if Lighting would have been in that organization Lightning would have been the biggest thing in WCW since Sting!" Lighting ranted about as the crowd booed him.
"Be SHA-Quiet!" Lightning said as he began to speak again.
"Lightning will win his match against that old man…say Booker…it must be tough being old, thank god Lightning is young and sexy." Lightning said as "Rap Sheet" by Rene De Wael and Didier Leglise played as Booker T came out to cheers as he sported black wrestling tights as it had orange flames and the boots had the same colors.
"His opponent…from Houston Texas, weighing in at 256 Pounds…he is one of the greatest tag team wrestlers of all time…he has had countless titles in his career and he is a WWE Hall of Famer…Booker T!" Justin Roberts announced as now he was at ringside as Booker T was in the ring as the bell rang as the match began as Lightning and Booker T began trading strikes with eachother.
"Here we go as Lightning and Booker begin brawling in the cage as the only way to win is by pinfall or by escaping the cage." Michael Cole said as Booker had the early advantage as he threw Lightning into the Steel Cage as Lightning was down early as Booker T started to climb.
"Well Cole…this match coluld end early if Lightning doesn't stop Booker T from climbing up that cage wall." Tazz said as Lightning got up and grabbed Booker T and nailed a Powerbomb as he went for the cover.
"First cover of the matchup." Michael Cole said as the ref began to count.
"1…" The ref counted as Booker T kicked out as Lightning began working on him once more as he did suplex after suplex for about 30 seconds as he nailed a Spear as he was setting up for "The Lightning's Storm" as the crowd booed.
"Several Suplex's and a Spear later…this thing could be over like that after he hits this." Tazz said as Lightning picked up Booker T and slammed him down to the mat below as he did "The Lightning Storm" as the crowd booed him.
"There it is Cole…The Lightning Storm…it's over." Tazz said as Lightning pinned Booker T as the ref began to count.
"1…2…" The ref counted as Booker T kicked out at two as he got up a little bit groggy as he started to fight back as he punched Lightning in the face not once, not twice, but three times as he is trying to get a comeback started.
"Booker T is rolling here in this steel cage match as he is trying to start a comeback Tazz." Michael Cole said to Tazz as he was excited as Booker T threw Lightning into the cage as he was setting him up for the 110th Street Spinebuster as he picked Lightning up and nailed it.
"110th Street Spinebuster by Booker T and he is doing the spinnaroonie." Tazz said as the crowd cheered as he was setting up for "Book End" as he held Lightning and nailed "Book End"
"Bam! Book End! There is the cover." Michael Cole said as the referee began to count.
"1…2…3!" The ref counted as the bell sounded and Booker T won the match.
"Here is your winner…Booker T!" Justin Roberts announced as Lightning got up as well as he extended his hand saying "Good match…I'm sorry" as Booker looked at him and shook his hand and hugged as the crowd cheered as Lightning grabbed the microphone.
"What a great match as we go backstage to where Daniel King and Eric Bischoff are backstage with Funaki." Tazz said as the camera was backstage.
"Thank you Tazz and Michael Cole…um here is round number one of this Triathalon and round one is a trivia contest…with four questions in all…are you guys ready?" Funaki asked Daniel and Eric.
"Yes." Daniel and Eric said to Funaki.
"Good…first question is what day did Hulk Hogan become WWE Champion for the first time?" Funaki asked as there was a button and Daniel hit it first.
"It was Monday January 23rd 1984 in Madison Square Garden in New York City, New York against The Iron Sheik." Daniel said as he got the right answer.
"Correct…one point for the date, two extra points for what day during the week it was, three extra points for the opponent, five extra points for the location, and four extra points for the venue so brings up to…twelve points for Daniel King…none for Eric Bischoff." Funaki said as Eric was not pleased.
"Come on! Give me something I know." Eric complained.
"Next question...who created the elimination chamber?" Funaki asked as Eric touched the button.
"I did." Eric answered.
"Wrong…it was created by Triple H but it was introduced by you so you get a half of point so it's Daniel King 12 and Eric Bischoff 0.5 so far…okay next question…who won the 2004 Royal Rumble in Philadelpia, Pennsylvania…he's the only other participant to win from the number one spot." Funaki said as Daniel answered.
"Chris Benoit." Daniel answered.
"Correct…you get another point so that makes it now 13 points for you now…final question." Funaki said as he got the last question ready.
"Can you name all of the money in the bank ladder match winners?" Funaki asked as Daniel touched the button.
"I'm gonna risk all of my 13 Points…but they are WWE Hall of Famer Edge, Rob Van Dam, Mr. Kennedy but he never cashed it in…Edge stole it, CM Punk the only two time winner, Jack Swagger, Kane, The Miz, Daniel Bryan, Alberto Del Rio, Dolph Ziggler, John Cena first wrestler to not to win a world title match in a cash in match, Damien Sandow, the second person to not to win a world title match in a cash in match, Randy Orton, Seth Rollins, and Sheamus." Daniel said as Funaki and Eric Bischoff were stunned.
"That is correct! 13 more points for getting get right, 5 more for the facts, and that adds up to 31 Points, the winner of the trivia contest and the first round of the triathalon is Daniel King!" Funaki announced as Eric was mad.
"I will beat you." Eric said as he left.
"We'll be back with C2 vs. The Steiner Brothers next!" Tazz said as the camera faded to black.
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