Ali's Pit
Summary: This is the segment as Ali is kicking off the show with the third ever edition of "Ali's Pit" and
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There were more than 21,000 wrestling fans at the Tacoma Dome at Tacoma, Washington as the set was like the Raw from the Ruthless Agression era, then the theme song "To Be Loved" by Papa Roach played as the fireworks went off and the crowd cheered until the fireworks died down but the crowd was still cheering.
"We are live at the sold out Tacoma Dome at Tacoma, Washington and we would love to thank you for inviting us into your homes wherever you are as we welcome you to another edition of Total Drama Wrestling! I am Jim Ross with Mauro Ranallo as we have quite a card for you tonight with a double main event!" JR said.
"First, we have "Rowdy" Ali Moonbeam and Jay Morris teaming up against Heather Clarkson and Alejandro Burromuerto! Our other main event will be the TDW World Champion Devon Joseph aka DJ against Chris McLean." Mauro said as he mentioned the double main event.
"We have many more great matches for you here tonight." JR said as "Green Hills of Tyrol" began to play.
"Hey! It must be time for Ali's Pit JR." Mauro said to JR.
"It must be." JR said as Ali came out to a resounding cheer from the crowd.
"Ladies and Gentlemen... please welcome... "Rowdy" Ali Moonbeam!" Justin Roberts announced as Ali walked down the aisle and hugged a little girl at ringside.
"Ali Moonbeam was the victim of a beatdown at the hands o Alejandro and Heather last week after her debut in her hometown of Houston, Texas... we hope she is okay and able to compete tonight." JR said before she got into the ring, and got a mircrophone in her hand.
"What's up, Tacoma!" Ali said as the crowd roared loudly.
"ALI! ALI! ALI!" The crowd chanted with
"Coming off a very tremendous debut and victory before she was assaulted." Mauro said.
"Now, everyone has been wondering all week long if I am doing okay after that brutal beatdown from Heather and Alejandro." Ali said as the crowd started to chant "YES!" hoping that she'll actually say yes.
"Well, is she?" JR asked Mauro.
"Let's find out." Mauro answered JR.
"The answer to that is a resounding yes!" Ali answered as crowd went wild.
"YES! YES! SHE IS OKAY!" JR shouted with passion.
"In case you haven't seen it, let's go back to what happened last week in Houston. Roll the footage, weenies!" Ali said as The footage showed Ali's first ever match where she squashed Taylor.
"Ya like that?" Ali asked the crowd via voiceover.
"YEAH!" The criwd responded back with a resounding but loud answer as they cheered also.
"Cool! But what's not cool is this!" Ali said to the crowd via voiceover as more footage showed the assault on Ali by Alejandro and Heather and the crowd booed loudly until the footage got too violent.
"Stop the fucking footage!" Ali said as the footage stopped but the crowd kept booing.
"Assholes! Assholes!" The crowd chanted as they were brutal.
"Wow! This crowd is irate." Mauro said.
"Obvoiusly." JR said back.
"I know! But tonight I am gonna get revenge on Alejandro and Heather in that tag team match with my boyfriend Jay Morris!" Ali said as the crowd cheered before she contonued to speak.
"Now... I'm gonna introduce you my guest! He is the first Grand Slam Winner in WWE History, he is the Showstopper, he is a WWE Hall of Famer... he was the first man to enter at #1 in the Royal Rumble and win it... he won the first ever Elimination Chamber... he was one of the co-founders of D-Generation X... he did a bunch of other radical things also but this is important, this man is my Godfather, ladies and gentlemen he is the Heartbreak Kid... Shawn Michaels!" Ali announced as the crowd roared with loud cheers Shawn's theme song which was "Sexy Boy" which was performed by himself played as Shawn came out to loud cheers as he was wearing a Seattle SuperSonic jersey with his last name on the back of the jersey and the number 60 referring to his iconic 60-minute iron man match that he had with Bret Hart back in 1996, plus he was also wearing a Tacoma Sabercats cap which had the colors of Red, Blue, and Copper, he also sported blue jeans, and brown boots.
"Here he is folks! One of the greatest in history!" JR said as Shawn high-fived fans.
"Getting a loud reception as he is wearing a SuperSonic jersey because they played here for the 1994-95 NBA season while the KeyArena was getting renovated at the time." Mauro said to JR.
"What about the hat?" JR asked Mauro.
"Oh, the hat is of the defunct Tacoma Sabercats which played in part of the WCHL aka the West Coast Hockey League as the Sabercats played here from 1997 to 2002 when they folded, they went to the playoffs every year." Mauro answered JR as well before he finally got into the ring and the music stopped as they hugged a bit.
"So Shawn, you ready for the questions?" Ali asked Shawn.
"Of course I am Ali." Shawn Michaels answered Ali.
"First off, how upset were you when that son of a bitch Bischoff told those clowns to kick my ass?" Ali asked Shawn.
"Ali, I was very angry. I wanted to kick his backside personally." Shawn answered Ali as the crowd cheered.
"Secondly, did Daniel alert you, Bret, security, and my parents as well?" Ali asked Shawn.
"Yes." Shawn answered with the crowd applauding Shawn.
"Also when you slapped Bischoff for that cruel remark about the Special Olympics, were you offended when he said that?" Ali asked him.
"Of course I was! WWE helps with Special Olympics every year! I volunteered with the WWE and Special Olympics! Eric Aaron Bischoff should be ashamed of himself." Shawn answered Ali as the crowd cheered.
"Plus should he be ashamed of himself for insulting me?" Ali asked Shawn.
"Especially for insulting you." Shawn said as the crowd roared loudly.
"HBK! HBK!" The crowd chanted.
"This crowd giving Shawn the respect he's earned over the years." Mauro said.
"Do you have anything to say to Bischoff?" Ali asked him.
"Excuse my language but I am going to say this." Shawn said to Ali before he cleared his throat.
"Fuck you Eric Aaron Bischoff for being a big bully to my goddaughter!" Shawn said as the crowd cheered like hell.
"You tell him Shawn!" Mauro shouted.
"HBK! HBK! HBK!" The crowd chanted for a good 20 seconds before the chanting died down.
"That's it?" Ali asked Shawn.
"That's it Ali." Shawn answered her.
"Alrighty. I, myself, have something to say about Sleazy E." Ali said as the crowd roared and laughed because Ali called Eric Bischoff "Sleazy E"
"Hahaha! That's a good one Ali!" JR said before Ali cleared her throat and began to speak.
"Bischoff, you no good, no talent, no passion, no heart, abusive, asinine, cliché, piece of shit of a inbred perverted bastard!" Ali shouted as she began her rant about Eric Bischoff aka "Sleazy E" as the crowd roared loudly.
"Wow! She is letting it lose tonight!" JR said to Mauro.
"She is really upset that her debut was almost tarnished by Bischoff, Alejandro, and Heather and she is not holdng back!" Mauro said as the crowd began to chant her name again.
"ALI! ALI! ALI! ALI! ALI!" The crowd chanted very loudly for a good 45 seconds beore the crowd went silent as Ali continued.
"I hate your guts! You will be sorry by the time that I'm done with you, and you will have your blood on my hands and I will butcher you up unlike when you used to run a Butcher shop via mail delivery." Ali said.
"OHHH!" The crowd screamed as Ali just got real.
"My God! Ali just got real woth Bischoff's past!" Mauro said before Ali continued.
"That's not all folks, here is what "Sleazy E" used to do before he got into the business as he acted in a training video for bank employees regarding fair lending practices probably got a Razzie nomination for worst actor, he owned a successful landscape construction company... he was a gardener!" Ali said as the crowd cheered and laughed at her jokes and comments.
"She is funny as hell!" Mauro said before Ali continued.
"He worked as an assistant to a veterinarian what idiot would trust him with your pet? Probably Lex Luger." Ali said as the crowd laughed again.
"Plus he also competed as a professional kickboxer he probably kicked like shit!" Ali said as the crowd cheered again then the crowd got quiet.
"And also, at War Games, after Halloween Hell in November... at Michigan Stadium, in Ann Arbor Michigan... University of Michigan... you are gonna make the biggest mistake of your life!" Ali said before she contued once again then the 21,000 plus went silent.
"You fuck with me, I fuck with one of your so called 'pals'!" Ali shouted as the crowd roared louder than before.
"Mamma Mia!" Mauro said to JR.
"She is really letting it lose!" JR said to Mauro.
"And you're gonna find out one thing; you do not throw rocks at a gal who's got a whole can of whupass on everybody!" Ali said as the crowd cheered again.
"I got one last question for my godfather." Ali said to the fans before she directed her attention to Shawn.
"Whats up with the hat?" Ali asked Shawn.
"It is a hat of the former Tacoma Sabercats." Shawn answered Ali as the crowd cheered.
"Who were they?" Ali asked him.
"Tacoma Sabercats were a hockey team that played in part of the WCHL aka the West Coast Hockey League as the Sabercats played here from 1997 to 2002 when they folded, they went to the playoffs every year they even won the 1998-99 Taylor Cup and won the divison three years in the row from 1997 to 2000 as well." Shawn answered Ali as the crowd cheered loudly.
"Anyway, the WCHL was absorbed by the ECHL in 2003, and the Sabercats like I said dissolved in 2002." Shawn explained to Ali as the crowd booed at the fact that the Sabercats are not playing anymore.
"I know!" Shawn said as he agreed with the fans angst over the Sabercats not beng a Hockey team anymore.
"Anyway, thanks for the time...now I gotta get ready to compete with my boyfriend Jay. See y'all later Shawn Michaels everybody!" Ali said as the crowd applauded Ali and Shawn Michaels before "Green Hills of Tyrol" began to play again as they were making their way up the ramp.
"What a way to start it off tonight!" JR said to Mauro.
"I agree JR, I completely agree." Mauro said in agreement.
"We'll be back with The Surfers defending the TDW Tag Team Championships against The Nasty Boys." JR said before the camera faded to black.
WHAT AN ALI'S PIT THAT WAS!
THE OPENING MATCH IS THE SURFERS BETWEEN THE NASTY BOYS FOR THE TDW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS!
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