Cassody sighed. Was there any good television in this universe?

So far, she had seen Grunder propoganda, plus a ton of Corpus advertising, but while they had been amusing the first few times, after the fifteen thousandth time, both just made her want to blow up the tv screen. As two shattered, sparking monitors could attest to, she had done just that twice. With a very unladylike front, she promptly disconnected the screens from the local media and set them back to searching for multiversal stations. Endless reruns of Spongebob would be a massive improvement over this crap.

A crunching noise behind her provoked a brief turn from the young she-ROB, but aside from a mess of toys her mom had provided her, she could not see anything out of the ordinary. Shrugging, Cass returned to channel surfing. Perhaps she was hearing things. Or maybe her goat was hungry again and was trying to find some greenery to eat- it didn't seem to like eating stuffed animals, of the fact the extra stuffed rabbit it had eaten a few days ago really had been what had made it puke. The huge amount of cotton it had spit out did lend credence to that theory.

A second odd noise provoked yet another look backwards from Cassidy, this time from a rattle her mother had gotten her, yet neglected to put away for when, presumably, she had a new sibling on the way. Once again, she saw nothing that could have made the noise, though now, she could see her goat, busy eating the fodder shebhad left out for it. Oddly, though, it seemed rather nervous, almost like it was being watched. That was preposterous, though - her Kodiak Bear was still eating his fish by the indoor pool. Sighing, Cassidy turned her attention back toward the screen again, ready to channel surf some more.

One last time, a noise occurred behind her, yet this time, the petite she-ROB did not look behind her. Instead, she merely turned off the screen. As soon as the light disappeared, she examined the reflection in the screen. In the forefront of the image was her, of course. Behind her, though, was something else. It appeared to be a biomechanical creature, on with an oddly phallic shaped Head. Its jet black body was almost impossible to make out on the reflection, except for where light seemed to reflect off of it.

Oh, and said creature was now right behind her.

Most people in this situation would probably whimper and beg for mercy.

Cassidy merely smiled.

Before the creature behind her could react, Carissa pointed her right arm at the beast and snapped her fingers. A puff of smoke suddenly surrounded the bewildered monster, and when it was gone, so was the monster. In its place was a young, somewhat buxom woman, with black hair, and wearing black leathery clothing. Oddly, she also had the number six tattooed into her forehead. The bewildered woman took a moment to try and figure out what had happened. The minute she saw her hands and arms, though, she froze up.

Then she turned to Cassidy.

Who was now smiling at her.

The woman flinched.

"Now I get to play dress up with you."

Instantly, the woman tried to escape, only for Cassidy to immobilize her via a firm grip to her...well, her tail. A not just any tail - it was tail of the monster that had disappeared in the smoke cloud.

"You aren't getting away from me that easily, Six. Now stop squirming - I've got a nice pink dress with your name on it."

"...Help...me..." choked out the xenomorph Queen turned human, desperately attempting and failing to find some foothold on the floor so that she could attempt to force herself free. Alas, it was not to be.

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"MOMMY!"

"Was that Specimen Six?" Asked Mortarax.

"Yes, it was," responded Adeline.

".. Cassidy must be trying to dress her again."

"Most likely."

"..Do you even know why she does that?"

"I recall that Lady Melissa caught the xenomorph while Commander Flame was making preparations to enter the current universe he is in. She made a point of showing it off to Cassidy, and somehow, our Mistress turned the living embodiment of rape into a girl...who was also completely without clothing. Our sovereign's daughter then decided to dress up our new guest, as a courtesy."

"SOMEBODY HELP ME! PLEASE!"

"...Evidently, Six does not view it as one."

"She's an alien whose kind reproduces via shoving their wing-wong down other people's throats. Only fair she gets some personal violation as payback," was Mortarax's response.

"That was cold, even for you. Also, wing-wong?"

"It sound funny."

"...Touché."

"Hey, Elling here, how long do you think until Madame Melissa returns?"

"Maybe a few more hours, why?"

"I want to see if she has any Tellurium when she gets back? I want to see if I can use it to give the Mole Cricket some stealth systems."

"You're still working on that...what was it, grasshopper?"

"Locust Class Light BattleMech. Get your names right."

"Whatever, dummkopf."

"Eh, screw you too, you hot head."

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"So, anything that might help the Commander learn more from the Vitruvian?"

"No, Kathi, I have not found any additional information regarding the Orokin Artifact designated Vitruvian that our leader had recovered. Now please let me return to polishing my gift from our benevolent overlord."

"...Are you really attempting to match my formality simply for the sake of antagonizing me?"

"Uh, yes. Completely."

"..…..Fuck you!"

"Are you volunteering to do so?"

"WHAT!? NO!"

"Really, because you certainly are attractive enough for my tastes - OW, MY SHIN!"

Instantly, the more selfish of the two humans keeled over, trying to massage his aching leg. Kathikon, meanwhile, gave him a death glare, seething over his successful attempt at throwing her off balance.

The fact she was blushing, however, just made her look cute to her selfish coworker.

"Try that again, and I promise you, I'll hit you below the belt so hard you will never even think about getting to fourth base with anyone. Am. I. Clear?"

"..hu...hu...Crystal," panted out Synais.

"Good. I'm going to go now. Please, do not follow me."

"Fine...Oh, and one other thing?"

"What?"

"I wasn't lying when I said you were attractive."

"...Thanks."

With that, Kathikon left.

She didn't get far.

"Hey, what's this turret doing here - WAAAH! WHY AM I COVERED IN A NET!?"

"Apologies, Kathikon," came Fide's voice over the intercom. "Young master Rory has been trying to catch of the Kuakas that his father got him at Cetus. It escaped its holding room while he was cleaning out its cage. The net turrets were his idea for neutralizing it non-lethally."

"Well, tell him that it is successful at neutralizing larger targets."

"Understood, Fide out."

"...Um, Synais? Could you help me out of this."

"On it."

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AN: For those unaware, Specimen Six is the protagonist Xenomorph from the 2010 Alien Vs Predator game. Melissa caught her to see what alien royal jelly tastes like. Cassidy dressing her up in her human form is based on the initial interactions of Makie Osakabe and Haruna from Arpeggio of Blue Steel.

Oh, and Synais does think Kathi's attractive, (there's a reason I didn't want to leave him alone with Fide and her when they were created), but that's all he's sure about. He has a type, personality wise, and I'm still tying to decide what it should be.

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