Ali's Pit in London
Summary: This is opening segment of TDW's first show in their first ever European Tour.
P.S. This was co-written by me and my girlfriend ShokuAli16.
Disclaimer: Rated M for Violence and Lanaguage.
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The fans were ready for another edition of Total Drama Wrestling as we go to the O2 Arena in London, England where 18,532 fans have packed the arena as "Across The Nation" by Union Underground played while the crowd was going nuts.
"We are jam-packed to the rafters at the O2 Arena in London, England, as we have an exciting edition of Total Drama Wrestling which makes it's European debut! I'm Jim Ross alongside me normally is Mauro Ranallo but because he missed his flight we have a backup in wrestling royalty as Jerry "The King" Lawler is here tonight!" JR said as he introduced himself and his broadcast partner Jerry "The King" Lawler.
"Thanks JR, we have quite the card tonight, huh?" Jerry said while he asked also.
"We sure do King, to start it off we have The Rock n' Rollers taking on Duncan Brooks and Jacques Grenier of The Empire in tag team action, then a 6-pack challenge to determine who will challenge Mike Smith for the TDW World Heavyweight title at Road to Redemption with Tyler Helms, Mickey Morris, Jose Burromuerto, Trent Hart, Scott Callaway, and Harold McGrady." JR answered Jerry.
"Then we have MacArthur and Sanders of The Cadets teaming up to take on Jen and Josee of The Popular Girls in a tag team match where the winner will challenge The Suzuki Sisters for the TDW Women's Tag Team Championship, then in the first match of our double main event we will have the TDW Women's Champion "Rowdy" Ali Moonbeam taking on Scarlett McGrady in a Piccadilly Circus Street Fight, then Shawn Vogelson defends the TDW World TV championship against Sam Miller, then in the final match of our double main event we will have TDW World Heavyweight Champion Mike Smith taking on Chris McLean!" Jerry said before Green Hills of Tyrol began to play as the City of London Pipe Band came out to bagpipes, snare drums, bass drums, and more until "Rowdy" Ali Moonbeam came out to loud cheers from the 18,000 plus at the O2 Arena as she was also wearing a T. Rex Electric Warrior T-shirt.
"But right now, it's now time for the TDW Women's Champion to shine with Ali's Pit!" JR said.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome… making her London, England debut… the TDW Women's Champion… "Rowdy" Ali Moonbeam!" Justin Roberts announced while Ali walked down the aisle as she high-fived the fans as well as some members of the British royal family who were fortunate to be at ringside like Queen Elizabeth II, and the rest of the family.
"Look, did you see that JR?" Jerry said and asked JR.
"Ali is so popular that she is receiving a rare treat in being given high fives with royalty." JR said to Jerry.
"I completely agree with you on that JR." Jerry said while Ali kept high-fiving and hugging fans until she was given a microphone as she entered the ring.
"How are you bloody doing, London, England?!" Ali asked the crowd who roared loudly with loud cheers as some airhorns were going off.
"Ali! Ali! Ali! Ali! Ali! Ali!" The crowd loudly chanted while Ali whooped.
"I tell ya... I tell ya... I cannot believe that this is my first time in the same arena where the 2012 Olympics and Paralympics took place and where Michael Jackson was gonna perform his comeback shows before his untimely death in 2009." Ali said before the crowd roared some more before the cheering died down.
"Anyway, before I get to the chase about what happened last week I need to get a few more things off my chest about my experience in this city." Ali said to the fans before she went right to it.
"Now... your nation has always had a rich wrestling history with some of the greatest wrestlers ever like Giant Haystacks, Shirley Crabtree better known as Big Daddy, William Regal, Thomas Billington also known as the legendary Dynamite Kid and finally Davey Boy Smith also known as The British Bulldog and countless others as well!" Ali said before the crowd roared like hell once again.
"Now... since I arrived in London on Monday, I've met some of the most diehard wrestling fans in all of Europe, even though this is the first stop in the European tour." Ali said before the crowd roared again.
"I've even met members of the Royal Family who have been very cordial, kind, polite, and understanding about my numerous health problems... and so much more." Ali said to the fans who once again responded with cheers.
"Okay before I introduce my guest, I have a quick story." Ali said to the fans.
"So please bear with me." Ali said to them requesting that they be patient until she began her story.
"I worked out at the Knucklelocks School of Wrestling, two days ago and you're not gonna believe who I worked out with in the ring." Ali said to the fans.
"Who?" The crowd shouted/chanted at Ali.
"I worked out with the Progress Wrestling Women's World Champion Jordynn Grace!" Ali answered the crowd who roared with cheers.
"What?!" Jerry asked.
"The TDW Women's Champion "Rowdy" Ali Moonbeam working out with another Women's Champion in Jordynn Grace... has the forbidden door been open again in TDW?" JR said to Jerry before asking Jerry.
"Who knows, what else is gonna happen, and we don't even know who the guest is yet." Jerry said.
"Now, remember when I mentioned Davey Boy Smith?" Ali asked the crowd who roared.
"Well, speaking of whom, my guest happens to be the son of Davey Boy Smith." Ali said to the crowd who roared even more.
"JR, is she gonna...?" Jerry asked JR.
"She has the son of the British Bulldog on the pit King!" JR answered Jerry.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome Harry Francis Smith better known as Davey Boy Smith Jr!" Ali said as the crowd roared again while "Rule Britannia" played as Davey Boy Jr. came out.
"There he is King! Davey Boy Smith Jr! He's been wrestling all over North America and Japan!" JR said while Davey high-fived a few fans.
"You said it, JR! He's done an amazing job in keeping his father's legacy alive!" Jerry said before Davey entered the ring as he and Ali hugged before the two sat down as the music stopped playing and the crowd was cheering like crazy for 35 seconds.
"JR this is incredible!" Jerry said to JR.
"I agree King!" JR said before the cheering dies down*
"Davey, welcome to the Pit!" Ali said to Davey.
"Thanks a lot for having me Alisabeth, cheers." Davey said back to Ali as the crowd cheered some more.
"I remember when TDW and New Japan wrestled at the Tokyo Dome, where the winner of the TDW vs. NJPW rumble match would win $50 million, and I eliminated Chris McLean after giving him the beating of his life!" Davey said causing the crowd to roar loudly.
"Awesome!" Ali said to Davey.
"Now, my first question is what was it like to wrestle in a pro wrestling match at only 11 years old in 1996 for the WWE?" Ali asked Davey.
"Well Alisabeth, as a child, it was a dream come true… but it also proved that it can be dangerous and it was dangerous especially at that age." Davey answered Ali.
"Okay... I don't know this and I've always wanted to know this but... did your dad meet me ever?" Ali asked Davey.
"He did, actually... during your first birthday party." Davey answered Ali to her shock as the fans were surprised and so were the commentators.
"What?" Jerry asked.
"Did he say that the Bulldog met Ali on her first birthday?" JR asked Jerry while the crowd was a bit surprised at first but they were also confused because they needed proof.
"I know what you're thinking guys, you're all thinking that it's a bunch of bullshit, but I have proof of that as it happened on Saturday, November 27th, 1999... back when they used to live in San Antonio, Texas." Davey said to the fans.
"Ahhhh..." The crowd said in response.
"Allow me to explain... it was six months after Owen's death and the entire Hart family, Bret and my father included, were invited to Texas by Eric Moonbeam to spend Thanksgiving weekend with them.
"Even though, the Canadians have a different thanksgiving than the Americans, they still accepted and came... plus, I'll never ever forget the very first time my dad and I saw Ali, sleeping in her crib..." Davey said before he pointed to the titantron up the entrance ramp which showed home video footage of Davey Boy Sr., Davey Boy Jr., Ali in her crib with her parents Amara, and Eric Moonbeam as well to the roars of cheers from the crowd.
"Ha! Look at that JR!" Jerry said to JR.
"I cannot believe it, this is incredible." JR said back.
"What...?" Ali asked Davey.
"See that Alisabeth?" Davey asked Ali in response as she nodded.
"Oh my god, that's me with the British Bulldog... your dad... I had completely forgotten that I'd met him..." Ali said to Davey.
"It's alright, now you remember." Davey said to Ali.
"Yeah, yeah I do." Ali said to Davey as the crowd cheered.
"Good, Now, while we were-" Davey said before he was interrupted as "The Wicked Dance" by Vandevander played as Scarlett came out to loud boos.
"King, here comes one of the Popular Girls, Scarlett McGrady." JR said to Jerry.
"Scarlett has been one of Ali's biggest adversaries since the moment she arrived." Jerry said to JR before Scarlett entered the ring and got out a microphone.
"Oh, that's so heartwarming Ali, that's so heartwarming David, that's so beautiful…" Scarlett said sarcastic tone.
"NOT! It's garbage like everything that you have done is garbage!" Scarlett shouted at Ali causing the crowd to boo.
"Excuse me?!" Ali asked Scarlett.
"What the bloody hell do you mean by that?!" Davey asked scarlett.
"What I mean is your accomplishments, everything you have earned doesn't matter when you earn it at the "Special Olympic" level." Scarlett answered and said causing the crowd booed louder than ever.
"Hey, hey, hey! Do not even go there-" Ali said to Scarlett.
"Shut your retarded mouth up, Moonbeam!" Scarlett shouted at Ali causing the crowd to boo louder than before causing her to get heat.
"Oh, let's not forget all of those has-beens that your friend just mentioned absolutely sucked! They were never world champions! Ever! Not one! Two of them were fatties! Three of them were drug users, just like your daddy was a juicer as he deserved to die!" Scarlett said to Davey causing the crowd to boo so loudly now as it was deafening.
"Oh come on! You don't talk about The British Bulldog like that!" JR said to Jerry.
"I agree, JR!" Jerry said while the crowd booed very loudly, so loudly in fact that Davey Boy Jr. started to stand up to Scarlett.
"Hey! You do not disrespect my father in that sort of fashion! I'll have you know that he was a one-time WWF Intercontinental champion, two-time WWF European champion, two-time WWF Hardcore champion and two-time WWF Tag Team champion!" Davey said to Scarlett before Ali cut in to say something real quick.
"Plus, what his father did or didn't do is none of your business at all, you mentally unstable, smarty-pants, ginger headed cunt of a bitch!" Ali shouted at Scarlett causing the crowd to roar loudly.
"AH!" Jerry screamed.
"Wow! What a savage burn... by the TDW Women's Champion." JR said to Jerry.
"What you have said about him makes me wanna chunder." Davey said to Scarlett.
"I can make it my business if I want to! And if you don't like it, then you can just kiss my-" Scarlett said before she was cut off as "Another Brick in the Wall (Part 2)" began to play as Roger Waters came out to loud roars from the crowd but stays at the gorilla position as Ali's jaw dropped as she was starstruck a bit.
"JR, is that who I think it is?!" Jerry asked JR.
"It sure is, King! It's Pink Floyd co-founder Roger Waters! He is here at the O2 Arena tonight!" JR answered Jerry.
"What do you think's gonna happen, JR?" Jerry asked JR while Roger was given a microphone.
"This is awesome!" The crowd chanted.
"Well, well, well... it's been a long while since I've been at the O2 Arena." Roger said to the crowd who roared back while he noticed Ali, Scarlett and Davey Boy Jr.
"It looks like I came at an inopportune time, huh?" Roger asked the crowd before Ali then calmed down and began to speak.
"No, no you didn't do anything wrong at all Mr. Waters, and by the way, I love your work... especially The Wall... I love the album and the movie." Ali said before the crowd roared at the mention of said album as Roger started to laugh a bit.
"Hahaha!" Roger laughed before he resumed speaking.
"It's always nice to meet a fan of my music. Thank you young lady, I appreciate that the newest generation actually appreciates good music." Roger said before he noticed Davey Boy Jr.
"You there, I loved your father's work in the ring... keep up the good work on his legacy." Roger said causing the crowd to roar again as Davey Boy Jr. flashed a smile at him.
"Anyway, I'm getting off track... so, let's cut to the chase, shall we?" Roger said before asking the crowd who cheered.
"Now, you all might be wondering why am I here tonight at the O2 Arena at a wrestling show instead of making music." Roger said to the crowd.
"Yeah, why is Roger Waters here?" Jerry asked.
"An announcement, I think." JR answered before Rogerts resumed speaking.
"The reason why I am here tonight... at the request of my good friend, William Regal... and the TDW commissioner Daniel King..." Roger said to the crowd cheered in anticipation.
"For tonight only, I am the General Manager of TDW!" Rogert said causing the crowd to roar loudly with cheers as Ali was excited as Scarlett was shocked.
"Did you hear that, JR?!" Jerry asked JR.
"I sure did, King! Roger Waters is the General Manager of TDW for one night only!" JR answered Jerry.
"You have got to be kidding! Why is this old hag-" Scarlett said causing the crowd to start booing loudly again before she began to rant..
"Why does is this old hag in charge tonight?! I mean, it's like everything this old man did turned to crap in terms in music... but why is he in charge for tonight?! He shouldn't even be here at all! Wow, Daniel really did it this time, letting a former member of Pink Floyd be in charge of TDW!" Scarlett asked, and ranted causing the crowd to boo super loud as Roger looked offended.
"Now, Scarlett... Daniel King gave me full permission to be in charge of the show, even if it's for tonight only... and if you don't like it, tough shit!" Roger said to Scarlett who was offended as the crowd cheered.
"Another thing Scarlett... hearing that you insulted and desecrated the legacy of the British Bulldog and any other wrestler from this great country..." Roger said to Scarlett causing the crowd to cheer.
"As you know, Scarlett's match against Ms. Moonbeam is a Piccadilly Circus Street Fight." Roger said to the crowd who roared loudly.
"Excuse me but, what in the hell is that?!" Scarlett asked Roger before Daniel came out to loud roars of cheers before he put an arm around Roger's shoulder.
"McGrady... it is the same as any street fight, but added weapons you'd find around London's Piccadilly Circus." Daniel answered Scarlett.
"Now that's what I'm talking about! And Scarlett; you're being too disrespectful to these legends that have their lives to this ring and if you don't stop I will battle you with every ounce of venom that runs through my veins!" Ali said to Roger before speaking
"Oh, yea?" Scarlett asked Ali who nodded.
"Well, why don't you make me, you retarded bitch!" Scarlett said before she spit in Davey Boy Jr.'s face causing the crowd to boo loudly.
"HEY!" JR shouted.
"You don't ever do that to the Bulldog's son!" Jerry said as Scarlett's recent action did it for Ali, she lunged at her at a breakneck pace before punching her repeatedly.
"Look at Ali go, King!" JR said before Ali then nailed the Argentine Powerbomb Lungblower to Scarlett before she took Scarlett to Suplex City as she nailed a Half and Half Suplex, a Tiger Suplex, a Dragon Suplex, and a Tazzmission suplex before Scarlett got out of the ring, but Ali ran out of the ring and began to chase her as the crowd cheered.
"Now you look at her go, JR! It's hunting season in London!" Jerry said before the cameras went to the backstage area with Ali in hot pursuit of Scarlett while Benny Hill music played in the background.
"Scarlett! Scarlett McGrady! Get your ginger headed ass back here!" Ali said before she spotted her and she rushes towards her.
"SCARLETT!" Ali screamed before she was stopped by Shawn, Bret, a few refs and Roger to the disappointment from the crowd.
"LET THEM FIGHT! LET THEM FIGHT!" The crowd chanted.
"Alisabeth, Alisabeth, calm down! Calm down for me, you will face her later tonight in the ring." Roger said to Ali.
"Yeah, listen to Roger! Worry about her later." Shawn said to Ali.
"Yeah, even when Shawn and I didn't get along with each other, I didn't have brawls with him and chase him all over the arena like Benny Hill, Shawn had a brawl with Hunter." Bret said to Ali.
"It's true." Shawn said to Ali who sighed.
"You guys are right." Ali said to the trio.
"So, Roger... since you're the GM for the night, what should I do?" Ali asked Roger.
"Until your match, which is in about 45 minutes… just do your prematch routine, and that can be anything, you can be on your nebulizer, you can take a quick power nap, strategize, do whatever you wanna do." Roger answered Ali.
"Okay." Roger said before he, Shawn, Bret, and the referees let her go as she went to her locker room.
"Wow, she sure has a fiery temper, huh?" Roger asked them.
"She sure does." Bret answered Ali.
"She got it from her mother." Shawn said while Ali then saw Scarlett.
"THERE SHE IS! I AM GONNA KICK YOUR ASS SCARLETT MCGRADY!" Ali screamed like bloody murder as Scarlett runs away while Ali is after her as a chase sequence similar to Benny Hill began with even the Benny Hill Show music playing in the background once more.
"There she goes again... with the damn benny hill music!" Shawn said before he chuckled a bit.
"Shawn." Bret said to Shawn.
"Wanna go after them, Bret?" Shawn asked Bret.
"Yeah, what about you, Mr. Waters?" Bret answered Shawn before he asked Roger.
"Sure thing, let's go." Roger answered Bret before he, Bret, and Shawn followed Ali and Scarlett while the Benny Hill chase music kept playing in the background until they caught up with them again as Bret and Shawn grabbed Ali and held her back.
"Ali! Come on!" Shawn shouted at her.
"You have to calm down." Bret said to her also.
"Fine, besides it's a Piccadilly Circus Street Fight, I need to figure out what weapons to use against such a psychopathic bitch." Ali said before Dawn then appeared.
"Greetings gentlemen." Ali said to Roger, Bret, and Shawn.
"Hello there Dawn." Roger said to Dawn.
"Good to see you again Dawn." Bret said to Dawn.
"Hey Dawn." Shawn greeted Dawn.
"Hello Alisabeth." Dawn said to Ali causing the crowd to cheer.
"Dawn, hey." Ali said to Dawn.
"I couldn't help but overhear you talking to Bret, Shawn, and to Roger about your upcoming match, maybe I can help you come up with what weapons to use… since I am the female hardcore queen of Total Drama Wrestling." Dawn offered to help.
"Sure, I'd like that." Ali accepted Dawn's offer.
"Excellent." Dawn said to Ali.
"I'm just gonna chat with Dawn for 10 minutes, then get ready for my match." Ali said to the three.
"Sounds good Alisabeth." Bret said to Ali.
"Have fun Ali." Shawn said to Ali.
"Ali, have a good Street Fight tonight." Roger said to Ali.
"Thanks I will." Ali said before she resumed following Dawn as the two resume their talk meanwhile we go to the announcers JR and Jerry "The King" Lawler.
"What a wild way to start off TDW in London JR.
"Indeed it is, King!" JR said to Jerry.
"When we comeback it's The Rock 'n' Rollers taking on Duncan Brooks and Jacques Grenier of The Empire in tag team action so don't go away." JR said as the camera faded to black.
WHAT A SEGMENT TO KICK IT OFF IN LONDON ENGLAND!
THE OPENING CONTEST IS A TAG TEAM MATCH FEATURING THE ROCK 'N' ROLLERS TAKING ON DUNCAN BROOKS AND JACQUES GRENIER!
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