"Okay, before we go into the maw of death, could you give me a brief rundown of what happens in this universe? This isn't one of the big name app games, so I'm not exactly sure what to expect."

"It got universal acclaim among critics, but okay...are app game universes virgin territory for commanders?"

"Yes, my former pawn, they are."

"Ok. Here we go:

"So,the future arrives, and mankind has really moved past its shortfalls - global warming, overpopulation, etc. To avoid extinction, advances are made in space travel/and that ends up luring hungry aliens to Earth, forcing amass exodus. From there, mankind splits among three factions that escaped into space - Adrillia, Thanadeus, and Ivonix. Adrillia is the best off, occupying a relatively nice planet, while Thanadeous had to take a harsher moon, and Ivonix lives in a space station. Thanadeous designed warmechs - essentially exoskeletons - to fight the XADA aliens, but after these proved to be incapable of fully protecting the wearers from the XADA so eventually they were forced to hand the project over to Ivonix, who used wholly mechanical suits...which the XADA can hack, but nobody knew this until a few hours ago.

"Anyway, the heroes of the game are an Ivonix team sent to stop a giant XADA creature called an AZA, which can travel through space and attack the rest of mankind after it finishes growing. Adding to their problems is that Thanadeous got fed up with Adrillia, so they secretly got a scientist named Raymond Millar to develop an agent that masks a human's presence to the XADA. The plan was to use the XADA to kill off Adrillia, then take their world. Unsurprinsgly, Raymond got infected, as did his wife, and now wants to kill everyone.

"As for how it ends, our heroes manage to kill it, at the cost of Jake's presumed dead uncle and Jake himself, who blew up his suit to kill the AZA. Advanced warmech suits, if destroyed, will cause the pilot to experience brain death due to a neural link. After that, Thanadeous and Adrillia are left on the brink of war, and somehow, Jake's warmech AI manages to get control of his body. And then the story ends, so no more words from me."

"Ok, now that we're clear there, what next?"

Sighing, a pulled up a map of Earth. "In order? Kill the AZA, develop an anti-XADA pesticide, reclaim Earth, make sure Jake and his uncle love, and if I can bring myself to care, browbeat Adrillia And Thanadeous into not going to war over Raymond's actions."

"...That's going to be a cakewalk."

"I know. I'm already reading up a bunch of void weapons to reduce the XADA to paste."

"Good. You think the Tenno will want a piece of the action?"

"They already got involved - I asked them while filling you in. They're now en-route to begin assaulting the AZA. Should bring back memories of the Jordas Golem."

"It should. Where to now?"

"According To Rory...island in the Ring of Fire."

"Nice...you think they know that we're here?"

"I'd be surprised if they didn't."

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"Wait, did you just say a team of four warmechs cutdown a thousand strong XADA horde in less than ten minutes?"

"Yes sir," replied Zoe, still in disbelief that what she had just seen. "Additionally, the warmechs appears to have flight equipment attached to them."

"You think they'll give us some if we ask nicely?" Intoned Jake.

"Unlikely, Avalon. Please stay focused on the mission at hand."

"You think they're with Thanadeous?" Questioned Diana. "A backup plan to eliminate Miller if he went rogue?"

"Possible, but unlikely, Crimson. They'd likely have shown up earlier if that was the case. Still,

it'd probably be best if we could get some additional intel on them."

Taking that as her queue, Zoe began to interface with the new arrivals' systems. Carefully, she searched for weakness in the coding, looking for a spot where she could dig in and pull apart so as to access any information she could get on the unknown warriors.

Much to her surprise, she only needed a minute to get results. Cautiously examining the file for potential malware, when she found none, she opened it up and...wait, what?

What was this?

"...Zoe, why are you blushing?" Questioned Jake.

Instead of replying, said girl merely displayed what she had been watching onto their screens.

Their reactions were similar to her own.

"...I do not need image in my head," groaned a blushing Diana.

"Nor dpi," agreed Napoleon. "Zoe, please try and-"

Suddenly, the animation from before was replaced by a video.

One that made Zoe wish thefile had containe malware.

"NYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYA-"

The sound in question barely managed to drown out the various screams, yells and shouts that permeated across the comms as everyone went berserk at the sight and sound of a runaway cat-tart.

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Rory smiled - his and Cassidy's plan had worked.

Turning to Viv's daughter, he held out his hand. "Worked like a charm."

High-giving the boy, Cassidy soon grinned back.

"Told you Nyan-cat would work. That plus Rhino scared them silly."

As soon, as she finished her reply, the child-ROB grew serious again."How are the Tenno doing?"

"According to their most recent in voice, fine. They did ask if we can make XADA steaks, though."

"...Let's get back to them on that.."

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AN: The first animation mentioned was one depicting the Rhino Warframe using the Limbo one's Agile animation, which involves rhythmic pelvic thrusting. As for why it caused some embarrassment?

Rhino has a huge codpiece.

The other animation was Nyan-Cat.

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