The Warriors: Protectors of the Multiverse
Chapter 8
While Jaster was busy fighting the flying manatee look alike beasts the Warriors were still surprised by the Hulk's appearance right now
I'm going to say this again who are you people? the man said
Aren't you supposed to be Hulk? Sophitia said
Hulk? How do you know about him? the man said
He's actually a friend of ours. Punk said
Really? the man said
Yeah. Punk said
I see. the man said
Don't worry we're not your enemies. Batman said
Are you sure you weren't sent by General Ross? the man said
No we were not. Sophitia said
Good. the man said
Are you Bruce Banner? Punk said
Yes i am how did you know? Banner said
Just a lucky guess. Punk said
Oh...well yes i am Bruce Banner and now i want to know who you guys are. Banner said
I'm CM Punk. Punk said
Batman. Batman said
My name is Sophitia. Sophitia said
Nice to meet you all. Banner said
So how did this happen to you? Batman said
What do you mean? Banner said
How did you become the Hulk? Batman said
It's a long story. Banner said
Actually i know what happened. Punk said
You do? Sophitia said
You see Bruce Banner was just an ordinary guy who works as a scientist and he still is a scientist i mean he's done loads of experiments. Then one day while the military was testing out some gamma bomb Banner got caught in the blast and then he became the Hulk. Punk said
Interesting. Batman said
How awful. Sophitia said
Yup ever since that day i was half-man half-monster. Banner said
Did you try anything to cure yourself? Batman said
Well like your friend said i tried lots of experiments to find a cure...but nothing worked. Banner said
You must have had a terrible life. Sophitia said
I had a terrible life yes but it wasn't completely terrible. Banner said
Are you talking about your girlfriend? Punk said
Again how did you know that? Banner said
Just...lucky guesses. Punk said
Of course they are. Banner said
You have a girlfriend? Sophitia said
Yeah her name is Betty Ross. Banner said
Is she related to General Ross? Batman said
Yes she is. She's his daughter. Banner said
Do you two have any problems or anything? Punk said
No, no. We're fine it's just... Banner said
Just what? Sophitia said
I mean i love her. I love her so much but every time i tried to relax with her something always gets in the way. Banner said
Let me guess General Ross? Batman said
Bingo. Banner said
Oh yeah that's right he always tries to stop you. Punk said
Yeah he doesn't like me...well not me in particular just me as the Hulk. Banner said
What did he do? Sophitia said
He tried to send his soldiers to hunt me down and lock me away. Separating me from his daughter. Banner said
This General Ross is an awful man. Sophitia said
Maybe but...he just wants to do what's right. Banner said
After they were done talking Simon came running up to them
What are you all standing around for? Simon said
What do you mean? Punk said
Did that mole just talk? Banner said
Yes it did. Sophitia said
Desert Claw is at the deck fighting some beasts. Simon said
Seriously? Punk said
Yeah you all better get up there and... Simon said before noticing someone's missing
Something wrong dude? Punk said
Where's the green monster? Simon said
You mean Hulk? Sophitia said
Yeah him where is he? Simon said
Simon then noticed a man standing with them
Who's this? Simon said
It's Hulk. Punk said
THAT'S Hulk? What happened to him? Simon said
It's a long story. Punk said
Well you better explain it to us when you get back. Simon said
He's right we have to help Jaster. Batman said
Right let's go. Punk said
Bruce you stay here, we'll be back later. Sophitia said
Don't worry about me i'll be fine. Banner said
The three Warriors went to help Jaster at the deck
Meanwhile
Lobo came out of a portal and was at the desert
Okay time to find me some heroes. Lobo said
He saw a town up ahead and went inside
Man this place looks like crap. Lobo said
People in the town were starting to look at him strangely
Who is this guy? a man said
Looks like some freak. another man said
He looks kinda awful. a woman said
Everyone's a critic. Lobo said
While Lobo was busy two guards approached him
Excuse me sir what are you doing here? the first guard said
Relax buddy i'm just taking a look around. Lobo said
You're not from around here. Who are you? the second guard said
Let me answer that for you. Lobo said as he punched the guard knocking him out cold
Why you. the First guard said
Ah ah ah don't move. Lobo said as he had his gun at his face
What do you want? the first guard said
Lobo took out a picture of the Warriors
I'm looking for these guys. Have you seen them? Lobo said
Never seen them before. the first guard said
Listen buddy i don't like lies. Lobo said
I'm not lying i swear. the first guard said
Well...looks like we're gonna have to do this the hard way. Lobo said
What? the first guard said
Lobo put his gun away and grabbed the guard's head and buries his face with sand on the ground before he pulled him out
So buddy feel like talking? Lobo said
Please stop. the first guard said
More sand coming right up. Lobo said pretending not to care
Lobo once again buries the guard's face with sand and pulls him out again
How about now buddy? Lobo said
No more please. the first guard said
This could go either way. Lobo said
I told you i never saw them before. the first guard said
Alright but just so you know you asked for it. Lobo said
Before Lobo could put the guy's face in the sand again he finally had enough
Okay i'll talk, i'll talk. the first guard said
Now was that so hard? Tell me where are they? Lobo said
They were here not too long ago but they left. the first guard said
Where to? Lobo said
I don't know but they were with a mole and robot and they're probably in space. the first guard said
That's all i needed to hear. Lobo said as he took out his gun and shot him in the head and everyone started to run and scream
Sir please stop. another guard said but Lobo also shot him in the head
Shut up. Lobo said
Lobo then got a call from someone
Hello? Lobo said
(Grumbles) the person said
Nah i can't right now i'm doing a job. Lobo said
(Grumbles) the person said
Hey what can i say i'm a busy man. Lobo said
(Grumbles) the person said
Look i told you i'm on a job right now until i'm done then i'll help you out. Lobo said
(Grumbles) the person said
Yeah, yeah, whatever. I'll talk to you later. Lobo said as he hung up his phone
Lobo then got on his badass bike but before he could leave he turned and looked at everyone
If any of you people try to get in my way i will kill you. Anyway see ya. Lobo said
Lobo then went off to find the Warriors so he can bring them to Lord Dominator so he can destroy them
The Warriors better be prepared because Lobo is coming after them stay tuned
TO BE CONTINUED