Night had fallen on Gravity Falls and it's citizens were either preparing for the night life or getting ready for bed. However, a citizen-to-be was having a rather somber phone conversation.
"Is that so?" Zim asked with a frown as he chatted with another person on his phone inside Tal. "Is there nothing that can be done?...I see...I'm sorry to hear that...You want me to visit next week? You sure?...But wouldn't you rather...Well, if you insist...Don't worry. I'll clear my schedule...You want me to bring the others?...Alright...Yes...See you soon. Goodbye." he finished before hanging up, then flopping onto the floor. "That was a very difficult phone call."
"I heard. When will you be telling the others?" Tal asked.
"Tomorrow. Don't want them to hear this kind of stuff before bed." Zim answered before looking at the ceiling. "Send Gaz in here."
"Got it." Tal obeyed. A few moments later, Gaz walked through a doorway Tal made.
"How was it?" Gaz asked.
"...One month, tops." Zim answered after sitting up, earning a sigh from Gaz.
"That's sad." Gaz answered as she sat next to Zim and pulled him close.
"They invited me out there next week. Asked me to bring all of you with." Zim explained.
"Why would they want to see anyone? Wouldn't they want this time to themselves?" Gaz asked.
"That's what I wondered. They said they didn't want to spend their time moping. They want to spend it living life." Zim answered. "Don't tell the others about this, okay? I plan to tell them tomorrow."
"Alright. If I were you, though, I'd wait until after Luan's show. Don't need that on their minds beforehand." Gaz suggested. "Now, are you ready for your appointment?"
"I would be if I knew what you were talking about." Zim huffed. "What appointment am supposed to have?" he asked.
"Do you trust me?" she suddenly asked.
"What? Of course I do." he said with a smile.
"Good." she said with her own smile before holding up a blindfold. "Then get in disguise, put this on and don't ask any questions."
"...Huh?"
Some time had and Zim was still in the dark. Seriously, he couldn't even see any light shining through that blindfold as he was lead somewhere.
"Gaz, where are we going?" he asked.
"I told you, it's a surprise." she answered. "Just be patient."
"That's what you said 10 minutes ago. And I know because I counted the seconds." Zim groaned.
"Well you can stop counting. We're here." she said as he heard a door open.
"Where exactly is here?!" he asked before he felt her lift him up and place him on something soft. "Gaz? Where am I?"
"He's all yours~" he heard her say before a door closed, the clicking of the lock sounding out.
"Gaz? Gaz?!" he yelled before undoing the blindfold. It made no difference since the room he was in was pitch black. "Gaz? This isn't funny!"
"It's not meant to be."
His eyes widened at the voice as he looked around in the dark.
"Who's there?!" he asked before a faint light came on behind him.
"You're jumping the gun. I haven't said 'Knock Knock' yet."
He looked over and saw that it came from a small, flickering flame inside an old lantern on the bedside table.
And there, on the bed, basking in the gentle glow of the lamp, in nothing but a yellow bra and panties, was one Luan Loud.
"Luan?!" Zim said in stunned surprise as he gazed at her body before shaking his head. "What's going on here?!"
"Hmm. What is going on here? Let's see..." she asked as she slowly crawled towards him. "You're gathering women to bear your children, we're in my hotel room and I'm in my underwear." she listed off before she hovered over him as he lay on his back under her. "So tell me...what is going on here?" she asked.
Zim stared up at her smiling face before his eyes darted to her body and back, a smiling growing on his lips with each passing second.
"I'm about to spend the night having sex with a beautiful woman." Zim stated. Luan giggled as she slowly lifted him up and held him close, her breasts pushing up against his chest. He blushed as she slowly leaned forward to whisper...
"Wrong."
The look on Zim's face spoke volumes of his confusion after she said that. Confusion that skyrocketed when he felt a second pair of breasts pushing against his back.
"You're about to spend the next having sex with two beautiful women." came another voice.
"I know that voice." Zim whispered before looking over his shoulder and staring at the second woman in shock.
"Hey." Maggie said with a smile.
"M-Maggie?!" Zim yelped as she backed away, allowing him to see her in nothing but a dark gray bra and panties. "Why are you-"
"I asked Gaz for a night with you, and she said yes." Maggie answered before pushing herself forward and sandwiching Zim between her and Luan's tits. "And I invited Luan to join in on the fun. Hope you don't mind."
Zim looked between the two of them before his smile returned.
"Not in the slightest." Zim answered.
"Good." Luan said before she and Maggie hugged, causing their bodies to press against Zim. "Because, for the rest of the night, you belong to us."
"Now shut up and kiss us." Maggie ordered with a grin before turning him over to look at her so she could plant one on his lips. Zim kissed back as Maggie pulled him out from Luan's bust and onto her as she lay on the bed, their tongues immediately mingling with each other.
"Hey! Save some for me!" Luan whined as she moved and laid down next to Maggie.
"Wait your turn." Maggie said after separating from Zim.
"Maggie, I know you. You'll wear him out before I have a chance." Luan pouted. "Besides, he's small. You'll run him ragged before you even finish."
"I'm right here, you know." Zim spoke up.
"Oh, fine." Maggie sighed before she pushed Zim off of her and onto Luan, who greedily took his lips with hers.
"I've been wanting to taste these lips since we parted at that campfire." Luan admitted before she kissed him again, which he gladly returned.
"Me too." Zim said before he winced. "H-Hang on! I gotta get these off!" he said as he quickly tried to undo his pants.
"You that eager to stick it in us?" Maggie asked as Zim fumbled with his pants.
"Yes, but I'm also eager to not destroy my pants!" he grunted before finally getting them off, allowing the two women to see an evergrowing bulge forming under his boxer shorts.
"What...the...heck?" Luan muttered before Zim got his underwear off, allowing the two women to see his engorged dick spring upwards.
"...Did you use that flashlight?" Maggie asked in an almost dazed tone.
"Nope. This is all me." Zim answered, shocking the two women.
"I...I thought my sisters were exaggerating when I asked, but...holy wow!" Luan whispered.
"And each woman in your harem has had this inside them?!" Maggie asked in awe, her lips almost salivating from looking at it.
"Yeah." Zim nodded before smirking at them. "So...who wants it first?"
Both women looked at it a bit longer before their eyes shifted to each other, a mischievous grin coming to their faces.
"First one to climax loses?" Luan asked.
"You're on." Maggie agreed.
"On what?" Zim asked before Luan and Maggie gently began to make out. "Hello!" the little green guy said as he watched with wide eyes.
"Like what you see, Zim?" Luan asked, her chin resting between Maggie's tits.
"Trust me. You haven't seen anything yet." Maggie chuckled as she gently cupped Luan's ass.
"...Continue, please?" Zim almost begged. Both women merely smiled before they went back to kissing each other, leaving Zim to watch as two knockout women rolled on the bed as they explored each other's body. He even had to remove himself from said bed when they rolled his way. "If I didn't know any better, I'd think they were in love." he muttered to himself before he saw Luan remove Maggie's bra so she could start fondling her breasts. "Still bigger than Gaz...how do they all walk with tits that huge, anyway?" he muttered to himself while Maggie moaned from the sensation.
"Why do you have such big tits when nobody else in your family does?" Luan asked as she began to knead Maggie's tits before moaning when Maggie squeezed Luan's ass.
"I don't know. Why do you and your sisters have such big asses?" Maggie asked, her cheeks turning a little pink.
"What can I say? My sisters and I have our mom's genes." Luan answered before she suddenly stopped. "Hey...that's a good one. I gotta write that down!" she said before she released Maggie and pulled out a little book from her bedside table before writing down in it.
"Luan!" Maggie whined.
"Sorry Maggie, but I never miss a chance to share comedy." Luan apologized.
SMACK!
"And I never miss a chance to spank that gorgeous ass of yours." Maggie chuckled while Luan rubbed the new handprint on her ass.
"Ohohohoooo. That's it." Luan said with a dangerous smile. "No more Miss Nice Loud!" she declared before she threw herself at Maggie, her mouth latching onto Maggie's left nipple.
"H-Hey! Not so rou-aah!" Maggie yelped as she felt Luan's fingers slide down her panties. "Oh no you don't!" she growled as she clamped her legs shut before Luan's fingers could touch her folds. "Two can play that game!" she said as she bit Luan's ear and repeatedly started to slap Luan's ass. Luan felt the impact of each slap striking her core with how much force Maggie put into each hit and withdrew her hands so she could squeeze Maggie's tits together and suck both her nipples at once. "Ow! Bite my nipples, huh?!" Maggie growled before she pinched Luan's nipple, making the funny Loud yelp and release her.
"Why you...!" Luan fumed before she stuck her fingers in her mouth and plunged them in Maggie's ears.
"Ew!" Maggie grimaced as she swatted Luan's hands away. Luan took that opportunity to tear Maggie's underwear off before plunging face first into Maggie' wet sex.
"No fair!" Maggie moaned as she tried to remove Luan's face from her crotch. Luan, however, stuck fast to Maggie and dug her tongue deep into her friend, making her moan as she wrapped her legs around Luan's head, her big thighs covering Luan's face. "Y-You have to breathe sometime, Luan!" Maggie threatened, her face sweating and red as her breathing got erratic. Luan responded pinching Maggie's ass as he tongue scraped across Maggie's clit, making her friend whimper as she felt herself on the verge of losing it. Tears built in her eyes as she fought off her body's desire to climax...but it was a lost cause as she wailed in pleasure, her climax hitting her hard and her juices spraying all over Luan's face, who greedily lapped it up and savored the taste before Maggie calmed down and released Luan's face, allowing her to breathe again.
"I win." Luan said with a smile. "Which means Zim is...not here?" Luan said after looking for Zim, finding no trace of the little guy. "Zim? Where are you?"
"Uh...in here." Zim said after poking his head out of the bathroom.
"Why...are you there?" Maggie breathed out.
"Watching you two go at was a little too much and...well, better in here than all over out there." Zim admitted as he came out, his dick deflated to a normal size.
"Uh oh. How much am I tipping the cleaning crew?" Luan asked.
"How big is your bank account?" Zim answered, making Luan snicker as she got off the bed.
"Well, better see the damage." she said as she opened the bathroom door, then promptly slammed it shut before looking at Zim. "How did all of that come out of you?!"
"I believe the team you're looking for is 'Big things come is small packages.'" Zim answered as he stared up at her body, his dick beginning to swell up again. "Now, which of you won?"
"Um...me?" Luan answered with a nervous grin.
"Then shall we?" Zim asked.
"I...uh...I don't know if I can handle all that." Luan admitted.
"Is it that bad?" Maggie asked. Luan helped her friend off the bed and lead her to the bathroom before opening the door, allowing Maggie to see the damage. "...whoa." was all Maggie could think to say.
"If you want to forget all this, I can put my pants on and leave." Zim suggested.
"No way! We asked for this!" Luan firmly stated before looking back at the bathroom. "It's just...this might be too much to handle."
"Maybe if it was just one of us." Maggie spoke up before whispering into Luan's ear. A moment later, her friend smiled.
"Great idea." she said.
"What is?" Zim asked before they both picked him up by his arms and threw him onto the bed. He quickly made sure his wig and contacts were on right before sitting up in time to see the two women strip off their underwear, leaving them completely bare. His eyes widened as the two of them started to crawl towards him on the bed until they were on each side of him.
"One's not enough..." Luan began as she pressed her tits against one side of his dick.
"But two is plenty." Maggie finished as she pressed her own breasts against the other side, effectively sandwiching his penis. "Shall we?" she asked Luan.
"Let's." Luan nodded before looking at Zim. "Try to hold on~"
Zim watched as both women began to give him a double boobjob, the sight and sensation sending immense pleasure throughout his body. He clawed at the bed with his hands and feet, the holes he was leaving becoming deeper the longer they went. His eyes rolled up when the two of them began to lick it like a lollipop, leaving trails of saliva that helped reduce friction as they continued to stroke his alien wood with their massive mammaries. They then crossed when he felt them lick the very tip as they began to french each other. The constant assault made his insides boil as his dick twitched, ready to explode all over.
"That's enough." Luan said as she and Maggie suddenly stopped.
"Huh?" Zim said in confusion as he saw them back away. "H-Hey! I need release!" he yelped as he reached for his dick, only to have his arms restrained by each woman.
"No no no~" Maggie sang. "You gotta wait, Zim."
"But this is agony! I need to let it out!" Zim begged.
"Not yet." Luan denied.
"Then when?!" Zim wailed. Both women grinned as they lifted Zim up until he was standing on the bed.
"Uh uh!" Luan wiggled a finger at him when he tried to touch himself, making him whimper. When he moved his hands away, Luan and Maggie then got back on the bed. Maggie was now lying on her back on the bed while Luan was on all fours over her, their dripping pussies now aimed at Zim. "You want to release? Then you let it out in here." Luan told him while pointing at her slit.
"And when she's full, you take that meat log and put the rest in here." Maggie instructed as she opened her folds with her right hand's fingers.
Zim blinked before smiling as he stepped closer and placed his hands on Luan's ass, the Loud woman biting her lip in anticipation as Zim aimed his dick at her entrance.
"Ready? And be warned. You two wound me up a lot, so it may go off before we're close to finishing and-"
"Just stick it in my already!" Luan snapped. Zim flinched before he slid the tip into her. That alone was enough to make her howl in pleasure before Zim continued to slide into her, a bulge appearing in her stomach as he pushed until he was balls deep into her. Maggie chuckled at her friend before Luan slumped onto her, making her gently slap her face.
"Hey! Don't go passing out! He hasn't started yet!" Maggie told her before Luan shook herself awake.
"S-Sorry! It's just...I didn't think It'd feel this good!" Luan breathed before looking back at Zim. "Well? Keep going!" she said. Zim nodded as he slowly pulled himself out before sliding back in. This happened until Zim got a comfortable pace as he fucked Luan, the comedian burying her face into the crook of Maggie's neck. "It's...so...amazing!" she whispered to her friend.
"I can tell." Maggie replied before looking at Zim. "Hey! Don't forget about me!" she whined.
"Sorry. I'll get to you now." Zim answered as he pulled out of Luan.
"Be gentle." Maggie ordered.
"Always." Zim assured her before started to push himself into her, making her choke on nothing as she felt Zim's penis stretch out her vagina. Her hands, which had been holding onto Luan, were now digging into her friend, making Luan hiss until Zim was all the way inside Maggie.
"...Luan?" Maggie whispered.
"Yeah?" Luan answered.
"...Why do I hear the angels singing?" Maggie asked.
"Because we're in Heaven tonight." Luan answered with a smile. Maggie smiled before her eyes went wide when she felt Zim start to slowly ease in and out of her before he switched to Luan. That was how it went for them as Zim would alternate between fucking each woman, the room filling with the sounds of their moaning mixed with skin slapping against skin.
"Luan! Maggie! I'm...close!"
"N-Not yet!" Luan begged.
"A little longer!" Maggie whined.
"Can't...hold it!" Zim grunted before he pulled out of Maggie and slammed into Luan, sending him over and shooting into her. The sudden action caused Luan to hit her peak as well and she screamed, her stomach beginning to swell. When Zim saw his sperm start to leak out, he quickly pulled out and rammed into Maggie, making her climax as well as he began to fill her womb with his spunk. A moment later, Luan found the strength to roll herself off of Maggie and laid next to her before Zim fell face first between them, the three of them panting and sweating.
"So...this is what...my sisters go through." Luan said to herself.
"Pretty...much." Zim answered as he turned himself around and stared up at the ceiling.
"Wow...I look like I'm pregnant already." Maggie said as she rubbed her swollen stomach.
"Same here." Luan said in agreement as she felt her own stomach. "If this is how it is every night, it's a wonder how none of the others are pregnant yet."
"Maybe they are and they don't know. I mean, Zim's alien sperm might work differently than human sperm." Maggie theorized.
"Even so, would they have shown signs of being pregnant? Like morning sickness, or-" Luan started before suddenly stopping. She then slowly looked at Maggie at the same time Zim looked at her. "Maggie...what did you say about Zim's sperm?"
"What about it? Oh! You mean his alien sperm?" she asked with a smirk before looking at Zim. "Yeah. I still know you're an alien." she said, answering the unspoken question.
"Wait...you know?!" Luan asked in absolute shock.
"Yeah. I've known the whole time." Maggie confessed.
"B-But...I don't understand! If you still know he's an alien, then...then..."
"Why did you want to sleep me with?!" Zim finished for Luan. "I thought you were terrified of aliens!"
"I guess I...forgot?" Maggie answered with a smile.
"Forgot?" Zim asked.
"The memory gun!" Luan stated in realization. "You did use it!"
"Yep."
"But if you didn't erase the fact that Zim was an alien from your mind, what did you erase?" Luan asked.
"I don't remember. That's the point." Maggie stated. Luan just stared before she flopped back onto the bed.
"I walked right into that one." she said with a light chuckle before looking at Maggie. "But still, what made you not erase the fact that Zim was an alien in the first place?"
"Yeah. Isn't that what you wanted? To forget I wasn't a human?" Zim asked. Maggie stared at them for a moment longer before her gaze shifted to the ceiling.
"It was. For the longest time, I just wanted to forget." she admitted. "Awake or asleep, all I kept thinking about was you having your way with me and being killed in a horrible fashion as I gave birth to your kids."
Luan and Zim grimaced at that.
"Okay. But what changed?" Luan asked. "I mean, something must've happened to make you erase...whatever and give being with Zim a try."
Maggie's smile took on a wistful tone as she looked at her.
"One. Good. Dream."
-Dream On-
Maggie was panting hard in the dark as she stared down at her pregnant stomach, the life inside moving occasionally.
"This is not happening! This is not happening!" she repeated to herself. Suddenly, a blinding light filled the area, making her slam her eyes shut.
"...m...om..."
"Whuh? Who...Who's there?!" Maggie whimpered.
"Mom? What are you doing?"
Maggie spared a glance when she felt the light die down to see a 13 year old version of herself standing in front of her.
"Wh...Who are you?" Maggie asked.
"Uh, your daughter. Duh." the younger Maggie answered. Maggie's eyes widened at that, her mind unable to understand what she just heard.
"My...daughter?" Maggie repeated.
"Yes. Your daughter. Your child. Your offspring." the younger Maggie listed off. "Just like Michelle and whoever they're name's gonna be." she finished while pointing at Maggie's swollen stomach. "Now come on already! Everyone else is waiting!"
"Everyone? Who's everyone?" Maggie asked.
"Mom...are you drunk?" the younger Maggie asked before gently taking her hand and guiding her towards a light in the distance. "Come on! Let's go!"
"Wait a second! Where are we going?!" Maggie asked as the light got closer. "Wait...WAIT!" she yelled before she was enveloped in the light. She had her eyes shut again, silence filling her ears. Then, slowly, that silence was replaced with...laughter. She opened her eyes again and found herself in a field full of familiar faces. She saw Luan and her sisters. She saw Gaz. She saw many of the women that were travelling with Zim.
But what stood out the most was that each of these women had one or more kids with them, all of them laughing and playing.
Maggie couldn't find any words to describe the scene before her as the younger Maggie lead her forward.
"Wh...What is all this?" Maggie asked.
"Well, it was a really nice day, and someone got it into their head to spend the day outside." the younger Maggie answered before throwing a grumpy frown at her. "Thanks a lot, Mom."
"I suggested this?" Maggie asked.
"Yeah. Now come on. Dad's waiting." said the younger Maggie.
"Dad?" Maggie said in surprise before they stopped by a tree, a lone figure holding something under it.
"Oh, there you are, Maggie." Zim said with a smile as he gently rocked something in a baby blanket.
Maggie's eyes widened in horror at the sight of Zim. The only reason she didn't run off was because the younger Maggie had an iron grip on her hand.
"W-What's going on?!" Maggie stuttered.
"Well, you were staying inside and everyone was wondering where you were, seeing as you're the one who asked us all out here." Zim answered before the baby he was holding started to cry. "Now now. Shh shh shh! It's okay! Mommy's here now." Zim told the baby before looking up at Maggie. "Michelle here's been crying for a while. I think she wants her you to hold her."
"I...I..." Maggie got out, her mind a wreck from so much happening at once. She hadn't even realized she was holding the baby before she heard it laugh. When she did...
Time felt like it stopped for Maggie as she gazed down at the little baby held in her arms, a bright smile on her face as she reached up for Maggie. She brought her a little closer until Michelle gently grasped Maggie's nose, laughing all the while. She then yawned before she drifted off to sleep in Maggie's arms. Maggie just stared at the little baby with a frozen expression, tears forming in her eyes.
"...She's beautiful." Maggie said with a small smile.
"Just like her mother." Zim admitted with his own smile before it fell to a frown. "It's a shame, really."
"What is?" Maggie asked.
"You know that I'm an alien." he said before he started to fade. "So this...can never happen." he finished before he disappeared.
Maggie gasped before she noticed that she was alone. Zim, the other women and all their kids? Gone. The daughter that looked like her? Gone. Even the baby in her arms and womb?
...Gone.
Maggie just stared at her empty hands, the tears in her eyes no longer of happiness as she fell to her knees and hugged herself.
-Dream Over-
Luan and Zim sat quietly as Maggie finished her tale, tears running down her cheeks.
"That was when I was crying in my sleep before you woke me up, Luan." Maggie explained as she wiped the tears from her eyes. "Ever since then, I've been constantly at war with myself. One part of me wanted that happiness back, but the other part was too terrified of Zim to even try."
"That's...wow." Zim answered.
"You can say that again." said Luan. "So...what made you finally choose Zim?"
"You remember when I showed you that picture Lucy sent to your phone?" Maggie asked.
"Yeah. It was the one with Soos and Melody each holding a twin." Luan answered.
"When I saw that and thought of all the nice things that Zim had done, I'd finally had enough of being afraid and erased...whatever it was I decided to erase and took a chance." said Maggie.
"Well, I'm glad you did. It's not funny seeing you so down." Luan said with a smile as she grabbed Maggie's hand.
"Yeah." Maggie nodded before squeezing Luan's hand. "If I hadn't, I'd probably live in fear forever, or think of Zim fucking you everywhere."
"That last thought's not a bad idea." Luan chuckled as she looked down at Zim. "Well, Zim? Feel like fucking me everywhere?"
"Do you even need to ask?" Zim answered with a grin before he kissed her.
"Don't forget about me~" Maggie whispered as she gently stroked Zim's dick, making it rise to attention.
"I won't." Zim said before standing up and walking over to the edge of the bed. "But since you know I'm an alien, I'm not holding back any longer." he said as he discarded his disguise. He then opened his mouth and brought his long tongue out before it split and wiggled, then reshaped into a hand. "So who gets what this time?" he asked. Both women just gazed at Zim before they turned red, smiled and slowly approached in a way that made Zim worry. "Uh...girls?" he said with a nervous smile. "...uh oh." he got out before they pounced on him.
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
"LUAN!"
Luan's eyes shot open before she slammed them shut, her head hurting and everything from the waist down killing her.
"Ugh...what happened last night?" she groaned before her vision cleared, allowing her to see a sleeping Maggie lying next to her, with a snoring Zim between them. "Oh yeah. Zim happened." she said with a giggle.
"LUAN! WAKE UP! I NEED TO TALK TO YOU!" came her manager's voice.
"Donovan?" she said before looking at herself, then Zim and Maggie, then back at the door with a nervous look. "Fuck me!" she whispered.
"I'm too tired to do you anymore." Zim slurred as he opened his eyes as more knocking on the door was heard. "Who's there?"
"It's my manager! If he sees any of this, he'll flip!" Luan answered before she shook Maggie. "Maggie! Wake up!"
"Five more minutes." Maggie mumbled before Luan shook harder. "Ow! What?!"
"LUAN! I AIN'T LEAVING UNTIL I GET SOME ANSWERS!"
"That! You two, hide in the bathroom. I'll try to get rid of him!" Luan ordered. Both of them nodded and began to move before all three of them fell onto their faces after getting off the bed.
"Can't...feel my legs!" Maggie groaned before she was picked up by Zim as he walked over to the bathroom thanks to his Pak's spider legs.
"Oh...Forgot about that." Zim said as he looked at the damage before Luan shoved them both in. She then took a deep breath before walking over to the door, latching on the chain lock, and opening it a little so she could look out at him.
"What do you want, Donovan?" she asked.
"I've been hearing a lot of things about you that concern me. How you have 'guests' inside your room at this moment." he stated.
"My friend bunked with me. What's it to you?" Luan asked.
"I don't like giving freebies out! And that means you can't just let a person stay in a room I paid for in advance!" Donovan snapped. "Now I want that friend of yours out of this room, or else!"
"Fine! I'll kick her out, but she's getting a shower first." Luan stated.
"No way! I want her out right now!" Donovan ordered.
"Shower. First!" Luan snapped before slamming the door in his face.
"Next time, you're paying for your own room!" he yelled before he stormed away. When his footsteps were out of earshot, Luan sighed and sagged against the door.
"That was way too close." Luan said before she picked herself up and opened the bathroom door. "You two okay in here?" she asked before seeing them kissing each other.
"Yeah. We're fine." Maggie answered with a grin after she and Zim stopped kissing.
"Very fine." Zim said, his dick starting to harden again.
"Room for one more?" Luan asked.
"Always." Maggie giggled.
"Great. Give me a sec." Luan said before she grabbed her phone, sent a text and then shut the bathroom door behind her.
-Two hours later-
Luan, Maggie and a disguised Zim, all cleaned and clothed, were now enjoying a nice breakfast in the hotel's dining area.
"Thanks for treating us to breakfast." Maggie said as she sat next to Luan, with Zim sitting across from them with his own food.
"You're welcome. It's my way of saying sorry since Donovan wanted you out of my room." Luan answered.
"What is that guy's problem?" Zim asked as he peeled a banana and ate a bite. "It's like everything he does is connected to money. I mean, I'm rich but I don't have a death grip on my wallet."
"Seriously, Luan, you need to find a new manager." Maggie insisted.
"Don't I know it." Luan huffed.
"Luan! There you are!" came Donovan's voice, making the comedic Loud groan and drop her fork back into her food.
"Donovan, I'm trying to enjoy breakfast with my friends. Whatever it is, can't it wait?" Luan asked.
"It could if you weren't about to make a bunch of mistakes. I mean, look at your breakfast!" he said. She looked back down at her fresh french toast, bacon, one orange and a cup of coffee.
"What's wrong with it?" Luan asked.
"Uhm, hello! This is nothing but sugars, fried fat and caffeine that can make you jittery and unfocused! All this before a show?! I don't think so!" he said before he grabbed her plate and chucked it into a nearby garbage can.
"HEY!" Luan yelled in anger. "In case you forgot, the show isn't until tonight! Which means there was plenty of time to deal with any effects long before then!"
"That kind of talk is what wrecks careers, Luan. Now go get a breakfast that won't wreck yours! I won't have you slipping up this close to showtime!" he said as he took her coffee and left, leaving Luan red and almost steaming.
"You..." she growled before crossing her arms and pouting in her seat. She looked at Zim and Maggie, who were glaring at Donovan's retreating form, before she eyed Zim's half eaten banana. The moment she did, something deep within her clicked. "Gimme!" she said as she yanked Zim's banana out of his hand, making him look in confusion as she took the peel and stared at Donovan. "You're the one who needs to not slip up!" she muttered as she threw the peel on the floor, making it glide towards Donovan. The man in question was quietly sipping Luan's coffee before he suddenly found himself quickly sliding on the floor, making him flail and scream as he was sent straight towards the hotel's breakfast buffet line.
"LOOK OUT!" he screamed, making the people in line look before getting out of the way just as he slammed into the table, causing him to flop face first forwards into a pan of fresh hot cheese omelets. "AH! HOT! HOT HOT HOT!" he yelled after getting up, an omelet covering his eyes. He peeled it off, showing the red burn on his face with bits of cheese still stuck near his eyes. "NAPKIN! I NEED A NAPKIN!" he yelled as he frantically looked for something to wiped the melted cheese off his face. His hand reached around the area before a man who had used a napkin to wipe hot sauce off his lips threw the napkin towards the trash can, which was near the napkin dispenser and landed in Donovan's hand. "Finally!" he said as he wiped his face with it. "Now, how did I slip-AHHHH! IT BURNS! IT BURNS!" he screamed, his eyes now red from the hot sauce. He frantically looked around before seeing someone drinking from a glass, grabbed it and blasted it in his face. "AH! LEMONADE!" he yelled as he grabbed at his burning eyes. He then looked for something else before he grabbed another glass. "Wait! What is this?" he asked the woman.
"Ice water." the woman answered.
SPLASH!
"Ahhhhh~ Sweet relief." he sighed as he took a step, only to slide on some of the ice from the drink. "NOT AGAIN!" he yelled before he found himself slapping onto a hot griddle a chef was cooking special order pancakes on. "GAAAAH!" he screamed as he continued to flail, all while Zim, Maggie and Luan just watched the chaos unfold, wincing at every unfortunate incident happening to Donovan
CRASH!
"AAHH! HOT HAM!"
SPLOOSH!
"JELLY! I HATE JELLY!"
SMASH!
"WHO EATS SAUERKRAUT FOR BREAKFAST?!"
CRASH! SMASH!...tink!
Everyone closed their eyes at the last bit. They then slowly opened them, took one look...
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
And started to howl with gut busting laughter at the sight of Donovan. The man in question simply walked past a laughing Luan and friends, his body covered in food and his footsteps squishing with each step, until he was out the door.
"I'm not much for physical comedy, but that was hilarious!" Maggie chortled while Zim wheezed as he tried to stop laughing. "How long have you had that set up?" Maggie asked.
"What do you mean?" Luan asked.
"Come on, Luan. I know you and how you used to do pranks like this on April 1st. No way something like that happens by coincidence." Maggie stated.
"Honestly, all I did was throw the banana peel. I didn't plan any of that." Luan denied.
"Yeah, sure." Maggie nodded as she stood up. "I'll get you a replacement breakfast. At least, anything that Donovan didn't take with him." she said before giggling again.
"I swear, I didn't plan this!" she yelled to her before looking at her hands. "I only threw a banana peel. I didn't make all this happen on purpose...did I?"
"You sure?" Zim asked. "I've heard from Lily about some of the things you pulled before you stopped."
"I'm positive. I haven't done anything even remotely as cataclysmic since..." Luan said before hanging her head. "Since the last over-the-top stunt drove a wedge between me and my ex-boyfriend."
"Oh..." Zim hissed before gathering the courage to ask. "Bad?"
"I used his dummy, Mrs. Appleblossom, to reenact the final moments of Mario Antionette. He used Mr. Coconuts Senior as kindling to roast marshmallows. I attacked him and the last time I saw him was when he presented a restraining order against me." Luan explained.
"Oof! Sorry I asked." Zim winced.
"Don't be. I took it too far. The only reason I didn't do time is because we were both still minors in high school." Luan sighed.
"Not even juvie?" Zim blurted out.
"You kidding? The judge considered it before my family said they'd visit me every chance they could. When they heard that, they all agreed to drop the matter so they wouldn't have my family drive everyone crazy during visiting hours." Luan said with a small smile. "But that's all in the past. Now?" she said before smiling at Zim. "I'm looking forward to a future."
"Same here." Zim said with his own smile. A smile that fell when his cellphone went off, making him slump. "What is this? 'Ruin the Mood Day?'" he grumbled as he looked at the Caller I.D.
"Who is it?" Luan asked.
"Gaz. Mind if I...?" he said while gesturing at the phone, earning a nod from her. He smiled and answered. "Hello?"
"Zim! Where are you?!"
"The hotel with Luan and Maggie. Why?" he asked.
"Put your pants back on and get over to the jailhouse! You're gonna miss it!" Gaz ordered.
"Oh shoot! Okay, I'll be right there! Love you!" Zim answered before hanging up.
"Something wrong?" Luan asked.
"Gaz said to get to the jailhouse. It's happening!" Zim explained.
"Now?! Oh, I can't miss this!" Luan grinned and stood up just as Maggie returned with more food.
"Where are you going?" Maggie asked as Luan and Zim raced past her.
"Come on, Maggie! We'll eat later!" Luan answered.
"But I...ugh, fine! But I'm getting bigger portions next time!" she huffed as she put the food down and followed them, completely oblivious to the blue tint the food had before it suddenly grew larger for a second.
A/N: I need some jokes and tiny comedy routines for Luan's show. Can I ask you, my readers, for help, please? This was going to be a lot longer, but nothing funny was coming to mind. It doesn't have to be a whole routine. Just a good joke or line here and there. Send them in PM please. If I use it, I'll credit you and add one vote to any female on the list. Also, I'm still taking suggestions.