The Warriors: Protectors of the Multiverse
Chapter 97
The gang was now on their way to save Kisala's mom who is tied up and Burton who is stuck on Lobo's back as a backpack as they were tortured by Lobo who is an asshole
What is with this Lobo guy? Jaster said
Yeah he's such a jerk. Kisala said
Yup. He is. Punk said
He's looks kinda ugly. Simon said
I agree and he's horrible. Steve said
He doesn't look so tough. Jupis said
No but's he still bad. Sophitia said
Bad smad. I could take him on. Jupis said
Dude he could kick your ass. Punk said
I can make inventions you know. Jupis said
Well i don't think he couldn't care less. Punk said
He must be stopped. Lilika said
Yes. He's awful. Kisala said
I don't know i thought he was kinda cool. Zegram said
What? the others said
Come on i mean he looks really cool. Zegram said
You can't be serious? Punk said
Yeah Zegram that's horrible. Kisala said
What do you mean? Zegram said
He kidnapped a child. Batman said
Really? When? Zegram said
Back on Juraika. Punk said
And you weren't with us at the time. Kisala said
Oh yeah...what else? Zegram said
White man shot dog man's friend. Hulk said
He did? Sophitia said
Yeah. Punk said
That's horrible. Sophitia said
It was. Punk said
Okay...what else? Zegram said
He's evil. Sophitia said
And? Zegram said
You were working with him. Sophitia said
That was because i needed to get my girlfriend back. Zegram said
Yeah but you still worked with him. Punk said
Okay fine that was a mistake. But come on he's still cool. Zegram said
No he isn't. Punk said
Well whatever he is he's going to hurt the queen if we don't hurry. Moncha said
Yeah. Papa would you please take us to Jaster's hometown? Kisala said
Got it...uh where is it again? Dorgengoa said
You don't remember? Jaster said
Look it's been a while since we last went there okay? Dorgengoa said
Just hurry please. Jaster said
Yeah let's go. Punk said
Alright alright. Steve? Dorgengoa said
Already on it captain. Steve said
Thank you Papa. Kisala said
Just want to see you happy that's all. Dorgengoa said
I'll be happy once we get my mom back. Kisala said
I know Kisala i know. Dorgengoa said
Meanwhile
Lobo was back in the middle of the desert with the tied up Freidias and Burton who was still stuck to his back after eating at the restaurant
Man that was delicious. Lobo said
Can you let go now? I don't like a backpack for you. Burton said
No. Lobo said
But it's so unbearable. Burton said
Deal with it. Lobo said
Can you let me go as well? Freidias said
Look i already said no. Lobo said
But i need to go to the bathroom. Freidias said
What? Lobo said
I said i need to go to the bathroom. Freidias said
Yeah i heard you. Lobo said
So will you let me? Freidias said
No. Lobo said
Why? Freidias said
You're just gonna escape. Lobo said
I won't. Freidias said
Don't lie to me. Lobo said
I'm not lying. Freidias said
Hmm. Lobo said
I could use the bathroom as well. Burton said
Lobo punched Burton who was stuck to his back
Shut up little old man. Lobo said
I was just asking. Burton said
Stop hitting him. Freidias said
No way. He's my hostage now and so are you. Lobo said
Whatever. Can i please go to the bathroom? Freidias said
Fine. Lobo said
But i really...what? Freidias said
I said fine. You can go. Lobo said
Really? Freidias said
Yeah why not? Lobo said
Thank you. Freidias said
Don't give me that crap. Lobo said
Can i also go? Burton said
Lobo punched Burton again who was still stuck to his back
I said shut up. Also okay. Lobo said
Good...now let me go please. Burton said
Alright. Lobo said
Lobo took Burton off his back and put his down while also untieing Freidias
Finally. Burton said
Now before you two go to the bathroom i wanna lay some rules. Lobo said
Rules? Freidias said
Yeah rules. Lobo said
What kind of rules? Burton said
Rule 1: You can go and pee. Rule 2: You can wash your hands. And Rule 3: You are to come back. No matter what you do you COME back. Got it? Lobo said
Of course. Freidias said
Certainly. Burton said
Good. Now get out of here. Lobo said
Alright. Let's go Burton. Freidias said
Yes your majesty. Burton said
Freidias and Burton then left while Lobo was sitting on his chair and turned on his tv camera
They're gonna be in for a treat. Lobo said
A few minutes later
Freidias and Burton were now walking in the desert
So where are going to pee your majesty? Burton said
We're not going to pee, Burton. Freidias said
What? Burton said
We're leaving. Fredias said
But Lobo said... Burton said
He's a bad man. Freidias said
He's more of a brute if you ask me. Burton said
Exactly. And that's why we should leave. Freidias said
But won't he know we're gone? Burton said
He won't know. Freidias said
Are you sure? Burton said
Positive. Freidias said
Okay then let's go. Burton said
Yes. Let's. Freidias said
While Freidias and Burton were getting away Lobo was spying on them with his tv camera
I knew it i totally knew it. Lobo said
Lobo then grabbed his gun and hopped onto his motorcycle
Time to hunt some escapees. Lobo said
By the way your majesty where are we? Burton said
We're in Jaster's hometown. Freidias said
Jaster's hometown? This is where Jaster lives? Burton said
Yes. Freidias said
Who told you that? Burton said
Lobo did. Freidias said
Oh...well he's still a big stupid brute. Burton said
He may be a big stupid brute but at least he was kind enough to tell us where we are. Freidias said
True. True. Burton said
Before Freidias and Burton could get away Lobo finally caught up to them
Where do you two think you're going? Lobo said
Uh oh. Burton said
We're going to the bathroom. Freidias said
Oh really? Lobo said
Yes really. Freidias said
Bullcrap you two were trying to escape. Lobo said
No we're not. Right Burton? Freidias said
Uh...yes that's right. Burton said
That's not what i saw on my spy camera. Lobo said
Spy camera? both Freidias and Burton said
Check this out. Lobo said
Lobo then showed the spy camera and on it was Freidias and burton who were talking about their escape
Oh dear. Burton said
Oh dear is right...whatever the hell that means. Lobo said
Fine you caught us. Freidias said
Of course i did. I mean did you really expect to get away from me? Lobo said
No we didn't. Freidias said
That's right you didn't. Lobo said
What are you going to do with us? Burton said
I'm gonna give you both a super punishment. Lobo said
Again. Oh dear. Burton said
Back to the others
The gang was now back in Jaster's hometown as they got out of the ship
We're here. Jaster said
It's been a while. Kisala said
Yup it has. Punk said
Back in desert again? Hulk said
Yes Hulk we're back in the desert. Punk said
Focus everyone we need to find Freidias. Batman said
But where is she? Sophitia said
Yeah i mean she could be anywhere. Punk said
Then we'll just have to look around. Jaster said
Jaster's right now let's move. Kisala said
I hope she's okay. Sophitia said
Me too Sophitia Me too. Kisala said
The gang has made it to Jaster's hometown and they're now going to look for Freidias who along with Burton is going to receive a super punishment from Lobo and it's not good stay tuned
TO BE CONTINUED